Ukraine will calculate the number of residents of Donbass and Crimea using a satellite

Ukraine will calculate the number of residents of Donbass and Crimea using a satellite

Ukraine intends to conduct a population census in the territories of Donbass and Crimea not controlled by Kiev. According to the Minister of the Cabinet of Ministers of Ukraine Dmitry Dubilet, the census will be carried out by satellite.


According to the minister, the Ukrainian government is currently exploring the possibility of conducting a census of the Donbass and Crimea using satellite imagery. However, he admitted that he did not know what the accuracy of the census would be.

Yes it's true. (...) met with UN representatives who will help us, possibly with this project. This is a very complex project. They carried out a similar project in Afghanistan (...) They tried through satellite imagery and other layers of information to understand at least an approximate amount of the population

- Dubilet said in response to a question from journalists about the possibility of satellite censuses.

At the end of January this year, it was reported that Ukraine conducted a trial electronic census of population, which showed that 37,3 million people live in the country (excluding residents of the Crimea and the unrecognized republics of Donbass). However, the Ukrainian authorities convicted of falsifying the census.

Recall that according to the last census conducted in the Soviet Union in 1989, 51,7 million people lived in Ukraine. In independent Ukraine, a census was conducted in 2001, and it showed that the number of people living in the republic was 48,4 million.

Currently in Kiev they say that the population over the past years has declined slightly, because if you count the population of Crimea and Donbass, then more than 44 million people live in the country.



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  1. ultra 13 February 2020 15: 41 New
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    The title is the place in the Crocodile magazine. wassat
    1. Lexus 13 February 2020 15: 51 New
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      The title is the place in the Crocodile magazine.

      "Doublet"
      1. krot 13 February 2020 18: 18 New
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        Country of idiocy!
        1. SAG
          SAG 14 February 2020 00: 05 New
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          It’s like aggravation of psychos in the spring ... False start
          P. S: Why their innovative president is not a sucker, the idea to make a Facebook census did not occur to me, I do not understand sincerely request
          1. Zoomlion 14 February 2020 06: 41 New
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            With such weather that now, and no wonder
    2. maxim947 13 February 2020 15: 51 New
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      The question is small, it remains to find a satellite ..
      1. Tiksi-3 13 February 2020 16: 05 New
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        Quote: maxim947
        The question is small, it remains to find a satellite ..

        also to wear special hats for the native Crimeans to wear, and how will they distinguish tourists and others? wassat
        1. BARKAS 13 February 2020 16: 27 New
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          And if in the Donbass the Buryats will light up how they will distinguish.
          1. Crimean partisan 1974 14 February 2020 08: 55 New
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            And if in the Donbass the Buryats light up ...... yes, at least the blacks, even better, to 5 lard vultures in the guts of the doublet from the state treasury will still throw a lard 2-3
      2. Lelek 13 February 2020 16: 55 New
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        Quote: maxim947
        The question is small, it remains to find a satellite ..

        hi
        And such that he could walk inside the houses, ask to present a passport and mark the individual in the census register. Seafarers think this is on the shoulder. "You’re going along the charming path, comrade!" bully
      3. tihonmarine 13 February 2020 17: 38 New
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        Quote: maxim947
        The question is small, it remains to find a satellite ..

        I will rent T7
        1. rich 13 February 2020 22: 32 New
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          tihonmarine (Vlad): I will rent T7

          Great choice! Only here, few will help you, try to advertise on Avito yes
          My friend's mother-in-law found a decent T7 there for trips to the country. smile
          The car is a beast - 5 bags of potatoes come in, and the traffic police does not stop at all wink
      4. yustas 13 February 2020 20: 12 New
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        And make the satellites of former citizens of Ukraine to distinguish from citizens of Russia)
    3. Chervonny 13 February 2020 15: 52 New
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      laughing
      And so jokes are born.
      1. St Petrov 13 February 2020 16: 54 New
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        Ukraine will calculate the number of residents of Donbass and Crimea using a satellite


        to sense the tribe. Madness and ... There is no courage. Just crazy

        And so jokes are born.


        The headline is a ready-made joke.

        Ukraine will count the number of inhabitants of Donbass and Crimea using a satellite - Mykola decided and prepared a catapult



        PS Then the Ukrainians go to the topvar and tell them that Mr Putin shows cartoons instead of rockets

      2. Reserve officer 13 February 2020 18: 25 New
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        Inspired by:
        - Well ... Now he has counted you too! ..
        - Moo! Why are you roaring?
        “The kid kid ... counts!”
        - Oh! Now he counted you too.
        - Well, he will pay for it!
        - ONE is me, TWO is the Calf, THREE is the Cow, FOUR is the Bull, FIVE is the Horse, SIX is the Pig, SEVEN is the Cat, EIGHT is the Dog, NINE is the Ram, and TEN is the Captain Goose!
        - They counted us !!!
  2. Cowbra 13 February 2020 15: 44 New
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    Whom? Ukrainian? Call for a call ... Only first, if I could find him in Baikonur ... Then scrape off the rust ... And shoot a Maidan catapult into space - and you can immediately count it. Or will that be?
  3. subbtin.725 13 February 2020 15: 45 New
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    At this time, he climbed into the cellar for a can of cucumbers, wrote everything was gone, didn’t fall into accounts, the satellite flew away. laughing
    1. astepanov 13 February 2020 15: 57 New
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      Quote: subbtin.725
      I didn’t fall into the accounts, the satellite flew away.
      It's nothing, they have satellites with equipment for determining pregnancy - they see through the earth. And you can also connect with American partners via satellite, they will learn about the population of Crimea through Wikipedia, and the Rada will make adjustments.
  4. Qwertyarion 13 February 2020 15: 46 New
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    . According to the minister, the Ukrainian government is currently exploring the possibility of conducting a census of the Donbass and Crimea using satellite imagery.

    Causes antires and such isho cut:
    How do you women go there--
    In trousers or without?
  5. Stalllker 13 February 2020 15: 50 New
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    Still on the pictures Google maps calculated wassat
    1. Chervonny 13 February 2020 15: 59 New
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      If it doesn’t work with the satellite, they’ll also count on Google’s pictures. laughing
  6. NF68 13 February 2020 15: 51 New
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    On the head will be considered?
  7. Scharnhorst 13 February 2020 15: 52 New
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    If I were a sultan (cabinet minister), I would finance a satellite program and put the money in my account in a Swiss bank, and I would take the results of the census in Crimea from Rosstat open sources! I sell the idea for inexpensive.
  8. Svarog 13 February 2020 15: 52 New
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    Yes it's true. (...) met with UN representatives who will help us, possibly with this project. This is a very complex project. They carried out a similar project in Afghanistan (...) They tried through satellite imagery and other layers of information to understand at least an approximate amount of the population

    Is treatment with a satellite weak?
    Dubilet said in response to a question from journalists about the possibility of satellite censuses.

    Doublet-speaking last name ..
    1. tihonmarine 13 February 2020 17: 42 New
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      Quote: Svarog
      Is treatment with a satellite weak?

      It can be treated if the brick on the head of the Dubilet is dropped.
  9. knn54 13 February 2020 15: 53 New
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    Maidan was worse than Chernobyl ...
  10. Victor March 47 13 February 2020 15: 53 New
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    "At present, they say in Kiev that the population over the past years has declined slightly, because if you count the population of Crimea and Donbass, then more than 44 million people live in the country."

    If you count the population of the Ukrainian diaspora in Canada, Germany, Poland, plus those who went to the coven, it turns out that the population of Ukraine has grown by 25 .... 26 million.

    If the ministers work outright idiots, Yaycepianists as presidents, then it becomes clear why this country is falling to hell.
  11. Victor March 47 13 February 2020 15: 58 New
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    Quote: subbtin.725
    At this time, he climbed into the cellar for a can of cucumbers, wrote everything was gone, didn’t fall into accounts, the satellite flew away. laughing

    The satellite will distribute shortcuts on which a bar code will be printed, which residents will glue on the head, so as not to fall into recounts. And on a signal transmitted by radio, leaving everything to go out onto the street.
  12. slipped 13 February 2020 16: 01 New
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    judging by the picture they will be considered through GLONASS laughing
  13. Prisoner 13 February 2020 16: 02 New
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    Fool ticket! This is the level of the Ukrainian leadership, both professional and general intellectual. Have come home!
  14. New Year day 13 February 2020 16: 02 New
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    Sin from the wretched laugh, but they do not know the measure
    1. Housing 13 February 2020 17: 58 New
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      Quote: Silvestr
      Sin from the wretched laugh, but they do not know the measure

      Laughter through tears .. I would put it that way. I won’t be surprised if the population on the outskirts begins to chip. So as not to scatter ..
  15. Alexga 13 February 2020 16: 16 New
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    Damn, how already this idiots got!
  16. evgen1221 13 February 2020 16: 16 New
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    Despite the absurdity of an undertaking, someone will work on it.
    1. Crimean partisan 1974 14 February 2020 08: 58 New
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      -something will work on this .... the surname in the post is printed, DUBLET, 5 lard vultures from the treasury are allocated for the census, of course the census will not be any, so the pennies will remain with someone ?? 7 is correct, the doublet will be on the faucet
  17. Victor March 47 13 February 2020 16: 16 New
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    Quote: Red
    laughing
    And so jokes are born.

    This is how doublets are born.
  18. Lord of the Sith 13 February 2020 16: 17 New
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    I would also say using drones))

    And I would add to my Western partners - give pennies))
    Why, a good Ukrainian startup laughing
    1. Piramidon 13 February 2020 17: 17 New
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      Quote: Lord of the Sith
      I would also say using drones

      And that will be much more accurate, especially if you have already checked in indelible paint with a mark. laughing
  19. Karacupa 13 February 2020 16: 19 New
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    Well, the cadres in Kiev have populated .. And how interesting it will be to rewrite 4-5 million of their citizens who work, hide in Russia?
  20. Dmitry Potapov 13 February 2020 16: 24 New
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    Merry country, merry president. I pray that they will not transfer this technology to the states.
  21. Lamata 13 February 2020 16: 28 New
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    and I’ll hide in the house, and the satellite will give you the United States or who?
  22. master 52 13 February 2020 16: 29 New
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    But do Ukraine still have satellites or did they use a Google map? repeat
  23. prior 13 February 2020 16: 29 New
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    "Ukraine will calculate the number of inhabitants of Donbass and Crimea using a satellite"

    To increase accuracy, the calculation will be carried out at night, when the bulk of the citizens are sleeping, but not moving.
    There was one question left, where to get the satellite.
    1. Lamata 13 February 2020 18: 35 New
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      buy from china
    2. Alf
      Alf 13 February 2020 19: 14 New
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      Quote: prior
      To increase accuracy, the calculation will be carried out at night, when the bulk of the citizens are sleeping, but not moving.

      It cannot be considered at night, after night the population increases according to the law of nature.
      1. Lamata 13 February 2020 20: 37 New
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        Well, they’re not amoeba, they don’t reproduce by budding.))))
  24. Sapsan136 13 February 2020 16: 35 New
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    And on the territory remaining under the control of Kiev, the population does not want to count? According to some reports, from 30 to 28 million people were left there, all the rest fled to where they are not going to return, and the process continues ...
  25. And
    And 13 February 2020 16: 37 New
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    How will the census of the inhabitants of the Russian Crimea by Ukrainian figures from the satellite:
    1. you allocate a couple of billion billion hryvnias from the budget,
    2. you sit in your office for a month, pretending to be visible and picking your nose, simultaneously sawing the allocated money,
    3. you take the data from Rosstat, you give them out for your super-accurate super-satellite,
    4. voila, you're done.
  26. wow
    wow 13 February 2020 16: 45 New
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    And at the "Dmitry Debit" even the satellite is mating! ???
  27. Igor Borisov_2 13 February 2020 16: 48 New
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    All residents of LDNR shave bald and tattooed with a barcode as in Hitman laughing
  28. Amateur 13 February 2020 17: 12 New
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    However, he admitted that he did not know what the accuracy of the census would be.

    Inspired.

    A kid who counted to ten
  29. orionvitt 13 February 2020 17: 23 New
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    Minister of the Cabinet of Ministers
    An interesting post. Minister of what? Minister of the Census of Crimea, or Minister of Satellites for Counting. laughing
  30. artifact 13 February 2020 17: 33 New
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    I wonder what next time they will come up with a way to "cut" the money!? good
  31. Ros 56 13 February 2020 17: 40 New
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    Clowns are better for a magnifier, but only round. laughing
  32. sergo1914 13 February 2020 18: 11 New
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    They need to practice on ants, practice the technique.
  33. Alf
    Alf 13 February 2020 19: 13 New
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    Well, then what?
  34. Terenin 13 February 2020 19: 38 New
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    According to the Minister of the Cabinet of Ministers of Ukraine Dmitry Dubilet, the census will be carried out by satellite.
    I have no doubt that if you direct the satellite camera at the Minister of Dubilet himself, then the screen will display - zero! yes
  35. Moreno 13 February 2020 19: 59 New
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    And the last name is Dubilet ...
    1. yustas 13 February 2020 20: 20 New
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      Most likely they were completely sealed in the maternity hospital, but their parents did not notice)
  36. awg75 13 February 2020 20: 21 New
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    the incredible idiocy of the Ukrainian authorities no longer surprises. so this country is necessary. not a bit sorry for them. download further.
  37. Petrol cutter 13 February 2020 20: 25 New
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    “Ukraine intends to conduct a population census in the territories of Donbass and Crimea not controlled by Kiev. According to the Minister of the Cabinet of Ministers of Ukraine Dmitry Dubilet, the census will be carried out by satellite.”
    What is the essence of this event? ..
    They further considered that ?!
    In the afternoon, I am again at the factory in the workshop.
    I must say in the damned Soviet times, the workshops were built in such a way that no satellite could see what was happening inside. How do you count me? The people for details / tool runs here and there.
    In general, a master runs seventy-two times a day between shops. You count him seventy two times? request
  38. Victor March 47 13 February 2020 23: 16 New
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    Quote: Rich
    tihonmarine (Vlad): I will rent T7

    Great choice! Only here, few will help you, try to advertise on Avito yes
    My friend's mother-in-law found a decent T7 there for trips to the country. smile
    The car is a beast - 5 bags of potatoes come in, and the traffic police does not stop at all wink

    And most importantly, when they appear in the bazaar, prices fall at times.
  39. Silver Fox 13 February 2020 23: 48 New
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    schizophrenics are sitting there.
  40. iouris 14 February 2020 00: 01 New
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    So. Shas I will count you! I can see from above USE!
  41. lvov_aleksey 14 February 2020 00: 24 New
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    I want to find out what kind of satellite Ukraine has, let it count it from the Russian Federation too ?!
  42. sgr291158 14 February 2020 05: 48 New
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    Rushing in them.
  43. Crimean partisan 1974 14 February 2020 08: 26 New
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    understand at least the approximate population .... oh, what an insidious doublet, plus or minus a million, but I determined the amount myself and assigned 5 lard vultures from the treasury, normally, 4 lard is not even out of thin air but out of vacuum, quantum mechanics is resting
  44. DOKALEX 14 February 2020 09: 47 New
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    Darn!!! Space Forces?
  45. Egor53 14 February 2020 17: 56 New
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    And the census in Ukraine itself will be carried out using a 6-inch tower protractor.
  46. Egor53 14 February 2020 18: 00 New
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    The wrong country was called Honduras. (Arkady Borodkin from KVN)