Reporting Colorado Cockroach. Everything on the Maidan! All from the Maidan!

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Hello my beloved reading and watching! The term “watching” may not be very suitable here, but nothing, it comes. In general, I will explain during the play.

Decided to break his unforced silence. Indeed, no one forced me to remain silent, there was simply nothing to show or tell, either. I really feel like a pensioner. You will go out to the porch, sit down on a bench with the same people as you yourself, but there is nothing to say. You’ll look with a neighbor like: “Well, what’s it?”, And he will breathe in response like this: “Ehhh ...” And we sit, it turns out, we are silent for our life.



И news some all ... There’s nothing to even have fun with. Solid pipe. Gas pipe, rusty and smelly. And this pipe is shoved in all the media and on all channels. Only talk on the topic that "Putin said ... Gazprom said ... Naftogaz put it ..." In general, boredom.

Moreover, we have our own games here, they distract us from the pipe.

And we play hide and seek.

I’ve got the youngest one after graduating from the university ... with courage or a gorilka, I don’t know for sure, and decided to throw my own army and not serve. Considering that this Okhlamon was learning about how the Zaporizhzhya submarine performed its combat missions in the current war with you, after graduation he was left with one year and one month until the age of conscription.

In general, even though I learned mathematics so much that I could calculate whether to serve a year or run a year and a month ... In general, I’m now mastering the profession of a pig farmer. In a distant, distant village, where even the military commissariats drop in once a year with a break for a great holiday. I don’t know what about the work in the diploma, soon we will not be up to some specialties, but lard is an eternal classic.

In general, our military enlistment offices began to work more rudely. In principle, it’s understandable, because when a shortage is slowly but surely striving for the 90%, then you will wave the agreement with the devil to save epaulettes and position.

In short, our recruits from the military registration and enlistment offices actually called for the help of the devil's servants. That is AToshny. Now we have in many cities such "Volunteer Assistants of Military Commissariats" who walk around cities and villages and look for draft deviators. And they find. And dragged into the draft board.

What will you do to three or four boars? Which, moreover, if not above the law, then precisely in the law in kind. And this is temporary, since in our Rada about the participants of the ATO such projections lie - the hair stands on end. But I’ll tell you about this separately one day.

So it's fun with us. But with the prospect of the New Year in terms of pork and chicken geese. There is such an optimistic note that I grew up, nourished, learned to chitin, a harasser and a deviator.

But back to what I stated above. About Maidan-2019.

Of course, to miss such a show is not to respect yourself. Moreover, the background of all this disgrace was simple, like a sandwich with bacon. All these "red lines" are for Zelensky - well, you understand that this is nothing more than the work of those offended by the Terminators. I mean, "I'll be back."

There are interesting points here that "suddenly" the alliance of Tymoshenko and Poroshenko was drawn. That's how there are two spiders in the bank, but nothing can be done. Petro Sveta Lekseich, as you already know, has not lost ground and is terminating. Like, "I'll be back" and all that.

As for “I'll be back” - this is where the people have doubts, because our drunk demobilization marked his global scam all who hunched over him in the election. I talked with the people here, they threw me almost everywhere where the region was not “not his”. Kharkiv, Chernihiv, Khmelnitsky, Ternopil, Zaporozhye - people everywhere showed a massive fig. And this played an important role in the organization of the Maidan-2019.

Everything is clear with Yulia. She is also ready to coalize with anyone (wow, you won’t utter a word), if only ... She won’t even return her own, well, who will return the Eco-Market network to her, everything has been sold, and the mines in Lugansk and Donetsk areas, too, have come round. At least minimize and at least somehow make up for losses.

Therefore, our snake quite normally decided to sing a duet with the former Hydrant. Why not? Only in this way is it possible now, because to someone, and Tymoshenko the second time to the bunk, well, nothing at all, for there will already be a relapse.

Well, let’s go-run messengers in cities and villages, so that the people click on the Maidan. But the thoughtful people became, and Petin emissaries replies that nothing strengthens faith in a person as much as an advance payment or an advance payment. Say, not by the rules? What about giving up for the election?

You’ll laugh, but the buses that drove to the rally in Kiev, people already entered with hard-earned money.

Naturally, I also could not miss such a thing and participated in the event. On the part of Tymoshenko, of course. So I visited the place, hung out, as they say, from the heart, I visited the "pot-bellied hut", I got drunk, God forbid the health of Julia Volodimirovna ...

So, Maidan-2019.














As you can see, everything is dignified, peaceful and calm.



This new one appeared on the walls, there are many such questions to Mr. Lutsenko. Although he was removed from the chair of the prosecutor general in August, questions remained. Including according to Gandzyuk. If anyone does not know, she was a deputy and a social activist in the Kherson region and died from being doused with acid, either one or two former members of the ATO.

Well, then, with a wave of the conductor’s baton, the people began to gather.












In general, incurred. I’ll say straightforwardly about Maidan, but it’s quite imagined for Maidan.


I have already shown you the pedestals in honor of the Heavenly Hundred, here you are new. Those who history just knows at the level of the Soviet school, gains a lot of interesting things for himself. Especially the Ukrainian armored fleet, pay attention. I often read your authors precisely in the part of the ships, I have a question: why did Andrey and Oleg never write about a single battleship of Ukraine? Well, somehow not even neighborly ...


























Well, that’s the main thing, so to speak. Petro da Julia was threatened with Zelensky Maidan, a demonstration of our Cohesion and Unity ... Here you have it now, but what is below, as a narration of the affairs of those days when that Maidan was. Feel the difference, as they say ...










I will tell you this: Maidanchik was a success. This is not Maidan, but no longer a disgrace to the presidential administration, which I also told you about.

The funny thing is that as soon as the organizers began to leave the platform, the people not only rushed from the square, but as if they poured free of charge at the end of Grushevsky! Well, it really had to be seen!




And that’s all. No thousands on the square, no hundreds. Yes, there they began to set up tents, but these, as I think, are those who were simply paid more. The rest were blown away by the wind.

You know, dear neighbors, I already managed to get to know how you all saw this.

That's right, laughter. No, at least we don’t have the same laugh as our other neighbors in Belarus. There I do not know where 500 people were counted, it was from the strength of 50. I don’t know, however, where we counted 10 000, but see for yourself, a couple of thousand were definitely there.

So-and-so-strong ... But in general, now I can safely say: do not attach any importance to this. Bullshit all this, Maidan will no longer be in Ukraine. And in Ukraine too. At least until again you have to change the power. But before that there will be a red line for Ze, blue, green, orange ...

Okay, there was already orange. And blue too. More precisely, the blue was. Avatar of Petro.

But let us spit on this matter for now and just prepare ourselves for the meeting of a beautiful and expected New Year. Fortunately, nothing is left. It’s not for nothing that you have it. what we say: as you celebrate the New Year, you will live it.

So I’ll play the terminator too, and I’ll be back in a week. With a farm tribute as part of the operation "Happy New Year!" Then we’ll talk about the bitter bottle with fat and talk about what the outgoing 2019 year was for us from the point of view from you.

Then we say goodbye, see you soon! Will live!
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  1. -1
    10 December 2019 06: 20
    But in general, now I can safely say: do not attach any importance to this. Bullshit all this, Maidan will no longer be in Ukraine. And in Ukraine too. At least until again you have to change the power. But before that there will be a red line for Ze, blue, green, orange ..
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    .. Duc and no doubt ...
    1. +7
      10 December 2019 06: 35
      Yes, let them jump, it’s no longer interesting, it’s more important for me when gas transit stops on the territory of Ukraine and other economic sanctions work. Ukraine as a state should not exist.
      1. -1
        15 December 2019 20: 09
        Dear Pessimist!
        I would beware ... Usually, where Ukraine enters, whole or in parts, all fall apart.
        Two empires, plus the USSR!
        Few? Do you want the Russian Federation scattered? Does history not teach anything?
  2. +4
    10 December 2019 07: 55
    Usually I liked looking at the photos posted by the "cockroach". Familiar and unfamiliar places, architecture and faces. But this time everything is like that ... Gray and ordinary ... Like an event on an ordinary occasion, but with a taste of annoying ...
  3. +1
    10 December 2019 08: 17
    Zdorovenka bula, pan Ukrainian.
    Something you relaxed. And under the SBUshny slipper to get short. Send your offspring immediately to the Muscovites from repaying a debt to their native Nenko to hide. Forgot where you live? A joke about the Ukrainian national partisan detachment to remind?
  4. +1
    10 December 2019 08: 21
    Greetings, Dear Cockroach.
    And you yourself have not tried to get into those very paid buses. It is interesting to see from the inside with what mood and for what money people are traveling.
  5. BAI
    +1
    10 December 2019 08: 47
    It seems that in Russia this Maidan was given greater importance than in Ukraine.
  6. +2
    10 December 2019 09: 57
    Well, redhead ... he’s alive, and okay ...
  7. +2
    10 December 2019 09: 59
    Naftogaz, like plywood flew over Paryzh again. It's just a disgrace, and doesn’t fit into any embroideries.
    In the hatred of Russia lessons, students are freezing due to the lack of gas from Russia. Where is the contract to continue patriotic upbringing of the patriotic younger urk ... Ukrainian? Have to file a complaint into the league of sexual minorities! But what to do !?
  8. +4
    10 December 2019 10: 17
    Well done cockroach! A good reportage, and most importantly, an independent and easy presentation of the material, so to speak, from an advanced position without retouching. Take care of yourself from the "zahisnikov" dust and the "patriotic" slipper hi
  9. +3
    10 December 2019 10: 35
    Greetings to Pan Cockroach! As for the call to the valiant Armed Forces of Ukraine ... Many of my acquaintances in this matter have a similar attitude of their children in this matter, though they don’t want to flee to Bandera’s caches ... If something for the cordon! And about Maidanchik, he specially phoned his friend, a colleague, lives near the square. Although he is Svidomo, he does not spit in the past and does not turn away from friends. As for the latter, he said so, all the people of Kiev gathered, everything was overloaded in the subway, and they want Zee not to go down ... well, I see! And in general, we want you not to touch us, we’ll sue the money and buy everything, and if we can do it without gas .... I then asked about the process itself in its sense, assuming that as a result they will grow wool as the most tenacious nation , but though pride did not allow him to be offended, but still ..... By the way, UkrTV especially does not show the conference as a whole often, Ze looked pale against the background, it is clear that he received it in full!
  10. +3
    10 December 2019 11: 32
    About koradsky hi
    And the news is all ...
    Yes, heavy. Here is a classmate in your prison, or rather a pre-trial detention center, died, for two years they tried to "sew on criminality", but everything did not work out ... and they did not let him go, he went on a hunger strike following the example of the "heroes of Ukraine", but apparently he did something wrong, your "heroes" in our "Mordorian prisons" only "got fat", but comrade, on the fortieth day, died of exhaustion ... Sadly, he was a good guy, but in the 14th year he spoke too much about the "wrong Maidan" ...
  11. 0
    10 December 2019 12: 13
    In the 80s there were better roads in Old Kiev. What on Podil today? Not up to the road, I guess.
  12. +1
    10 December 2019 14: 22
    Zilch is zilch!
    For 5 years, many even "maydanutyh" have slightly recovered their convolutions ... And "money bags" have become a burden to pay for "activity of the masses" laughing
  13. +2
    10 December 2019 14: 45
    Zadolbala politics. It’s just interesting for me to watch how people live, to look at pictures, to peer at faces. I tell children about a single, once, country. I catch myself thinking about some nightmare. I want to wake up, but it won’t work out now. Some kind of sur.
  14. +1
    10 December 2019 15: 02
    And we sit, it turns out, we are silent for our life.

    Yeah, the zapadents lowered you, but you didn’t beckon that steppe. Again, it’s not necessary to choose the wrong owner! I sincerely sympathize with the AToshniki author, but also to serve in the Armed Forces of Ukraine against any logic - you are not fighting for national interests, but against your former people. And about the Maidan really, if the second Maidan was a tragedy, then your present is a farce!
  15. 0
    12 December 2019 22: 51
    Oh, thanks Koloradych! Pleased with the report. And then, it was even boring without your Notes!
    I carefully studied the posters, especially military operations. Even inspired:
    On the Don and in Zamosc
    Smoldering white bones.
    There are breezes above the bones.
    Remember the ataman dogs
    Remember Polish Pans
    Konarmeyskie our blades.
  16. 0
    13 December 2019 12: 06
    Will live! Holiday greetings!
  17. 0
    13 December 2019 12: 09
    It is very similar to the described event on the gangplanks will pile up and other kurginyan. Trampled, money worked and rather home, to the TV. Everything is the same everywhere.
  18. 0
    April 21 2020 14: 17
    Something the cockroach was gone. Really from a slipper did not dodge?