Sailed. No toilet


Ukrainian, European and Russian media yesterday howled unanimously about how the Russians pulled the Ukrainian naval forces. Indeed, leaving the 10, or even the 15% of the Navy without a toilet, light bulbs, shades, stoves and rescue equipment, in the sense of rubber boats, is a serious diversion. Any sailor understands that without a toilet bowl or light bulb, even an aircraft carrier becomes unworkable.


Naturally, we decided to conduct our own investigation of this diversion. The country, that is, you and I, must know its heroes. Whoever they are: mtrs, seals (devils, frogs, crocodiles or whatever animals), top-secret ichthamnets or some illegal scouts who successfully disguised as dolphins or quatrans ...

Moreover, in the list of our agents (in the sense of “VO” subscribers) there are people who are fairly close acquainted with very informed military personnel of the Ukrainian Navy. Not with the land admirals, but with those who are brewed directly in the naval broth of events. In the thick of it, not only events, but also everything related to fleet. We are, of course, talking about our midshipmen and Ukrainian master foremen.

This is what the Russian midshipman from Crimea told us, whose brother-in-law, the wife-in-law of his acquaintance, serves as master foreman in the Ukrainian Navy. I mean, he manages the food warehouse, but because of his dashing appearance and Cossack mustache-tails, when he arrives for the next Kiev “sailor” or someone of a higher rank, he always turns into the main accompanying “important person” and the eternal messenger commander somewhere and for some reason.

So, the story of the foreman about how President Zelensky met most of the Ukrainian Navy, in the translation of our midshipman.

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It all started at the airport. For some reason, the president’s independence plane could not be started. It happens that the fuel is expensive, and live aviation master sergeants need. Who knew that Zelensky urgently wanted to fly somewhere there. They thought that by December 9 they would bring new fuel, and everything would be sewn-covered.

The Air Force commander of Ukraine, of course, podsuetsilsya. “And come on, Mr. President, on a military board I’ll throw it up!” We’ll start something now - and with a breeze. ” Well, of course, otherwise other masters serve in the Air Force! And the president has been spinning in his new position for six months now. He knows the situation. In short, he refused to fly on a military plane. Life is more expensive.

I went in my presidential car. Well, out of habit, I stopped at a gas station and bought a shawarma. But the security did not know that they would stop. In short, the Ukrainian president ate shawarma at most I can’t.

They go further. And you know what roads in Ukraine you have. Shakes even in a limousine. A shawarma is mixed in the stomach. So we arrived at the port. But there is no fleet! President demanded binoculars. Where to watch the ships.

"Well, they are floating." He finally saw a caravan of boats. “They don’t swim, but go, Mr. President,” the land admiral reacted. “We came here! On their feet. And these on a rope are pulled like shit. So swim. And don’t be smart here, ”the guarantor of the constitution replied. And the shawarma is already bubbling in the stomach.

In general, the president rushed to inspect the ships so that the heels sparkled. The commander is behind him, I am behind the commander, pushing journalists back. One even broke her leg with zeal. And it was a bit chilly on the pier, to be honest.

And I look, and the president is looking for something. It will slip into one room, then into another. And faster on. And it reaches me that the shawarma requires him to urgently blow out the latrine. In short, we run around the ship ...

“What is this?” And the door with the letter “K” shows. "Galley, Mr. President." "What's this? And what is this? .. ”Well, can you imagine how many premises there are ... And all are marked with different letters. It seems impossible to write completely. So that the enemy does not know. And the letters are like a cipher. And the shawarma props up ...

And then, well, it happens like this, a door with the letter "B". The president there right away is a dive. “Dear journalists and sailors, let's stop for five minutes.” And let's rumble there with some piece of iron. “Hey, somebody, turn on the light here. Where's the toilet? ”

And the journalists are on the air. News gone. There are no switches on the ships. There are no bulbs and, most importantly, the Russian toilets were stolen. The main thing is that the commander, in the sense of reporters, tried to explain to them that “B” is a fan room, not a whirlpool (lavatory, Ukrainian), and they answered him: “You do not know the laws of news broadcasting. The news, if it went on the air, became true! ”

Who knew that your border guards on boats, sailors, and even FSB officers, would turn out to be a video of Ukrainian ships. In short, the admiral is now looking for someone to anger. He called the NATO admirals. They are laughing. That's how Russia set us up again.

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History, which I told you, was invented from beginning to end. Maybe it was a bit wrong. Maybe the truth is that during the transition, Ukrainian boats and a tugboat self-figured out and turned into what the Ukrainian media are talking about.

Only now it’s a shame to stand up for the Ukrainian media and for Ukrainian officials. In their war with President Zelensky, they spare nothing and no one. To make a mockery of one’s own state and one’s own president? Sure, not a problem. Become the laughing stock of yourself? So what? Make a laughing stock of the Ukrainian people who believe in their media? Well, let…

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  1. Tommy 24 November 2019 05: 17 New
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    Sailed. No toilet! Forgot to remove from your head - mixed up with a saucepan, svidomye!
    1. Spartanez300 24 November 2019 05: 29 New
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      Dill has long been a shame and a laughing stock for the whole world, but they don’t catch up that they are humiliating them and use them as something unnecessary, which is not a pity to throw it away if necessary. But most likely they understand, but seeing money is not a problem for them to see and sell.
      1. novobranets 24 November 2019 05: 39 New
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        Quote: Spartanez300
        they don’t catch up that they humiliate them

        I have to admit with bitterness that they themselves are ready to humiliate themselves, and the topic under discussion is another example.
        1. Eug
          Eug 24 November 2019 09: 28 New
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          100%, especially for the "stench to dance" (they pay money) ...
        2. Lelek 24 November 2019 12: 09 New
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          Quote: novobranets
          I have to admit with bitterness that they themselves are ready to humiliate themselves, and the topic under discussion is another example.

          hi , Vyacheslav.
          The bulk of users of VO (and not only this portal) are accustomed to the "somersaults" of ukropiteks -Well, wretched little mind that you will take from them. But how did our homegrown libero-govnokopateli react to such a landmark event? And here is how (on the example of scounds - Nevzorov and Gozman):

          1. novobranets 24 November 2019 13: 36 New
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            Well, there’s definitely nothing to take from these. They do not know how to splash out any slop.
    2. Comrade 24 November 2019 06: 08 New
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      The main thing is that the commander, in the sense of reporters, tried to explain to them that “B” is a fan room, not a whirlpool (restroom, Ukrainian.)

      Poor guarantor latrine sought, comes out.
      1. 210ox 25 November 2019 07: 36 New
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        A friend of ours, one drunk, mixed up an electric stove with a toilet .. Fortunately, it was not turned on. But to do things on the fan ..... Although here we have a pro on the site .. what
      2. AK1972 25 November 2019 12: 30 New
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        If sclerosis does not change me, then the toilet in Ukrainian is an entrance.
  2. jonht 24 November 2019 05: 34 New
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    There is no mind, and do not ....
    As the saying goes, there is no one (mind), a stranger cannot be squeezed.
    Another five years, and most of it is degrading to Neanderthals, and those that keep the remnants of the mind will fall to their love from 404.
  3. novobranets 24 November 2019 05: 36 New
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    Did they know exactly what they were looking for? What does the toilet look like, and where do they know the lights turn on?
  4. The leader of the Redskins 24 November 2019 05: 49 New
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    Everything would be funny if it weren’t so sad ... So VO picked up the fecal-sanitary theme. Probably, the suction of the details from the previous articles seemed a little, now here is the feuilleton, what next? Detective? Military story? Trilogy? And all about crammed on edge?
    Apparently, the Simonovs were transferred in the current journalism ...
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    2. Antares 24 November 2019 09: 28 New
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      Quote: Leader of the Redskins
      So VO picked up the fecal-sanitary theme. Probably, the suction of the details from the previous articles seemed a little, now here is the feuilleton, what next?

      The usual chatter of the topic (we won’t give back the ships, the crew will rot forever in Siberia)
      it is necessary to launch several topics (funny, rotten, absurd) so that the people will be demolished by the information wave. So that in thoughts no one remembers the promise of the past.
      They grabbed onto Vronchenko’s statement (I note that Zelensky said only for armaments that the FSB had announced), and it’s for the toilet. Well, as the funniest. Be there posters with women - it would be even better. Or seals ..
      people that need easier.
      And again, the goal was achieved - the old ones started talking and again # NaUkraineinssedurny hammered another nail.
      The general trend has been preserved (not a single good news is that # Want Want in Ukraine? Sounded relevant)
      This is an 5 article!
      Which of the authors remembered the promises, humor, threats, which we will not return and do not give a damn about MT?
      HPP and be healthy.
      The Foreign Ministry handled best of all. Those generally stated that they gave away a long time ago .. cursed Kiev did not want to take it!
      1. Mestny 24 November 2019 11: 09 New
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        "Who about what, and lousy about the bath."
        Power machinations everywhere? Deceived again?
      2. Nyrobsky 24 November 2019 12: 09 New
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        Quote: Antares
        They grabbed Vronchenko’s statement ...... Who of the authors remembered the promises, humor, threats, what can’t we return and do not give a damn about MT?
        HPP and be healthy.
        The Foreign Ministry handled best of all. Those generally stated that they gave away a long time ago .. cursed Kiev did not want to take it!

        Yes, to the fullness of you with the red-skinned leader take offense at the fact that the people here have a little bit of a hat. Well, there wouldn’t be such a topic from the word at all, if your "proactive" Ukrainian comrades did not explain to the masses the topic of the missing plumbing. Probably not a single country in the world would allow itself to sink to the bottom to which Ukraine reached after giving birth to the topic of toilets. The world sees that Russia acts in other categories, when it writes off 20 billion of debt to African countries, builds such facilities as the Crimean Bridge or the Vostochny spaceport when it hosts the Olympics, rebuilding all infrastructure and sports facilities from scratch for the same tens of billions of dollars, and here, with a bang and a roar, Ukraine creeps into the international arena in an embrace with a used toilet bowl which costs a penny. They wanted to prick and humiliate Russia? Well, they only humiliate themselves and now slurp what they boiled with a full spoon. Shame ...
      3. Okolotochny 24 November 2019 14: 55 New
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        So you are against the transfer of ships to your country with a neo-Nazi regime?
        1. rhino 24 November 2019 19: 15 New
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          So the neo-Nazi regime was under Poroshenko. When Zelensky appears, too, but we had no idea.
    3. Lelek 24 November 2019 12: 32 New
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      Quote: Leader of the Redskins
      Everything would be funny if it were not so sad ...

      hi
      From this shameful “history” I want to “pave” - “... they have become hot to white, what are they worried about ...” toilet “... things ...”. As if there were no more pressing and disturbing topics. Here, for example, is what Marina Kharkov writes from Donetsk at the time of "troop withdrawal", "ceasefire" and "mine clearance" in the Donbass:
    4. siemens7774 24 November 2019 15: 38 New
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      Everyone read and remembered that the Russians had stolen toilet bowls and bulbs. But for some reason, almost no one had read the refutation and video. That is why articles on this case are published so often. He knows very well how narrow are even here. Not to mention ordinary mortals. From the territory Shlimazlov already called and asked how the Russian Navy blundered so. I had to explain what and where to look and read on this occasion. So that’s all the norm.
    5. rich 26 November 2019 06: 21 New
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      Empty reading
  5. Retvizan 8 24 November 2019 06: 15 New
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    Some kind of provocative provocation.
    Earlier, the German chancellor and the French president demanded from Putin: "release Savchenko" or "release the sailors" ...
    And now, what should they say?
    "Return the toilets!"
    Not camilphos like that.))
    Well, sanctions “Toilet” do not lead!
  6. Avior 24 November 2019 06: 32 New
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    Honestly, I don’t quite understand why the acceptance certificate has not yet been published?
    Surely he was, without this, there simply is no transfer.
    If there the Ukrainian side wrote down that they had accepted it in full completeness, then this automatically removes all questions on this toilet problem, as well as on other transmission problems.
    And if there is no such record, then questions arise to those who transferred these cruisers smile - Why was it transmitted without confirmation that the Ukrainians accepted the property in full completeness?
    1. musketon64 24 November 2019 09: 23 New
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      Eurokras landed in a toilet boiler. Https: //www.youtube.com/watch? V = gO3NtORLCd8 & t = 282s
    2. Antares 24 November 2019 09: 54 New
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      Quote: Avior
      Honestly, I don’t quite understand why the acceptance certificate has not yet been published?

      in the show Olesya saw.

      former military prosecutor Anatoly Matios published a document listing the damage and stolen property on the Ukrainian ships Nikopol, Berdyansk and the tugboat Yana Kapu.

      Of all the shots (withheld or spoiled), all Rossmi howled only to Nikopol's toilet bowl ..
      And ours is not better. Let's make excuses.
      The one who is to blame is justified.
      Vronchenko launched the wave without providing a video recording of the acceptance (the act was clearly not allowed to be rewritten, and judging by the video of the Russian Federation - the signature was there and everyone left, the main thing was the ships back, oh yes one toilet, probably Berdyansk was shown, or maybe a tugboat)
      Here on paper is the word "toilet" in a large list, somewhere at the end.
      But all the media seized on him and Vronchenko’s words (only about the toilet bowls, and he not only talked about them) like a straw! Even propagandists (Solovyov and Co.) have already begun to promote topics.
      Conclusion - the initial threats and requirements must be blabbed. Report MT failure.
      Toilet bowls are salvation. HERE even do not need to explain HP.
      Funny Ukrainians, the toilet, what else do people need *? Do not explain to them what they gave ... for that, the Great KhPP is.
      1. Mestny 24 November 2019 11: 11 New
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        No, it doesn’t work for you.
        Weak, they won’t give money.
      2. begemot20091 24 November 2019 19: 58 New
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        Comrade "Antares" forgot about cowards. Cowards - this, this ... this is the main affiliation of the Gozmans, Nikulin and this still fat man who can’t finish it at all ... whitish speeches = economist - Dohtur is illiterate: is it a shtulen, is it a shtrules from liberals, in short
    3. qQQQ 24 November 2019 09: 54 New
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      Quote: Avior
      Honestly, I don’t quite understand why the acceptance certificate has not yet been published?

      Probably because there was no act of acceptance. We did not accept them, but captured them as violators. I doubt that this describes each ceiling on the ship.
      1. Avior 24 November 2019 10: 04 New
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        Two hundred percent was some kind of document on the transfer of ships, otherwise the system does not work.
        They took place as evidence in the case, for sure someone was officially responsible for the storage, and there should be a document where he put the entrusted evidence, especially since the weapons were there.
        But without it there should have been a document.
        1. NKT
          NKT 24 November 2019 11: 21 New
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          On the video - yes, they write something on paper. And why does the system not work without paper? Interestingly, the Iranians also passed their boat and sailors to the Americans under the act?
          1. Avior 24 November 2019 11: 37 New
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            I don’t know about the Iranians, but the North Koreans handed over the crew of the captured American reconnaissance ship with paperwork and signatures; I saw a copy of it on the network.
          2. Nyrobsky 24 November 2019 17: 12 New
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            Quote: NKT
            On the video - yes, they write something on paper. And why does the system not work without paper? Interestingly, the Iranians also passed their boat and sailors to the Americans under the act?

            Of course! But the fact is that the Americans of the toilet bowls are like fleas, they would not even have noticed them, and in Ukraine it is a national treasure, and therefore each toilet is specially registered. If they simply gave three toilets, without ships, then no one would even say a word. Just think of some ships, the Americans will still throw them, and then some chaos is happening ... get three ships and sign it! Where are the toilet bowls ?!
        2. qQQQ 24 November 2019 12: 06 New
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          Quote: Avior
          Two hundred percent was some kind of document on the transfer of ships, otherwise the system does not work.

          Of course it was, but do not confuse the document on the transfer of the arrested ships, with a description of everything that was there with a degree of serviceability, that something large was documented, it makes no sense to rewrite each lampshade.
      2. tatarin1972 24 November 2019 20: 41 New
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        Want to say: "Was there a boy?"
        1. qQQQ 24 November 2019 20: 56 New
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          Quote: tatarin1972
          Want to say: "Was there a boy?"

          In short, this is not a matter of principle and not discussed, due to the lack of any objective evidence, on the one hand, on the other hand.
          1. tatarin1972 24 November 2019 21: 00 New
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            I am not a connoisseur of criminal proceedings, but the hardware as the main means of criminal violation should have been fully described.
            1. qQQQ 24 November 2019 21: 17 New
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              Quote: tatarin1972
              I am not a connoisseur of criminal proceedings, but the hardware as the main means of criminal violation should have been fully described.

              I am also not a connoisseur, but any of our inventory (even if it was carried out in the most detailed way) will not be recognized by Ukraine (and why should we give them anything), as well as we do not care about their inventory, they can write anything there. And therefore the issue of configuration, it’s so easy to talk from the category.
              1. tatarin1972 24 November 2019 21: 19 New
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                That's why it was necessary to immediately ask, Khokhlov, the question: "Was there a boy?"
  7. Gardamir 24 November 2019 07: 29 New
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    That's it sailed! In foreign policy, they forgive debts and abandon their territories. The farther this vahanalia, the greater the question, why is our Crimea more than, for example, Kharkov or Odessa? Why are they making an enemy from Ukraine? Ah she herself! What herself? Until some stubborn jumped, I repeat individual again. And other videos do not remember how after 2014 many wore striped ribbons. Now for a week they will laugh at the toilets.
    Maybe we’ll laugh about it. "" On average, prices increased per cent on 25. I think this is not so scary. Roughly speaking, if there is not enough money, we need to remember that we all, Russian people, went through hunger and cold and that only they didn’t pass ... We need to think about our own health and eat less, for example, ”said United Russia party member Gaffner with dignity."
    While you are laughing at Ukraine in Russia, everything obviously blooms and smells.
    1. Semurg 24 November 2019 07: 59 New
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      Not long ago, the GDP said, supposedly, that the Russian media should stop slandering the entire Ukrainian people by automatically recording all of them in Bandera. User gardamir understood correctly and began to work in the right direction bully
      1. Rusland 24 November 2019 12: 48 New
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        Quote: Semurg
        Not long ago, the GDP said, supposedly, that the Russian media should stop slandering the entire Ukrainian people by automatically recording all of them in Bandera. User gardamir understood correctly and began to work in the right direction bully

        good good Yes, the demon beguiled him. hi
      2. rhino 24 November 2019 19: 25 New
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        For us, the word Bandera is not abusive or with any negative meaning. Therefore, they write the media of the Russian Federation or do not record, this is their business. They work for the domestic information market.
    2. Cottodraton 24 November 2019 08: 08 New
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      Something of these “separately stubborn” in the same Odessa and Kharkov turned out to be more than half of the population. And it’s worth opening any social network in order to understand that the Ukrainians themselves are muddying all the negativity. I don’t live on the censor, and I don’t pretend to be a local. But on the same sibnet they are sitting at home. What for?
      1. Russian jacket 24 November 2019 08: 16 New
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        Well, why? ... In order to spoil a neighbor under the door.
      2. Gardamir 24 November 2019 08: 24 New
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        it turned out more than half
        Just if you’ve forgotten, look for the 2014 video of the year. Kharkov then went on a par with the Crimea, but why did the Kremlin need it. Remember the tale about the American base in Crimea, and the American base near Kharkov no longer scares anyone? But for days on end they look away from problems in Russia, look at Ukraine.
        1. Cottodraton 24 November 2019 09: 13 New
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          [[media = http: // https: //www.youtube.com/watch? v = 1cVPanQjNGg]
          Yes, you don’t have to go far. This, by the way, is about the "absence of stubborn"
          1. Gardamir 24 November 2019 09: 24 New
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            about the "lack of stubborn"
            What are you fussing about propaganda? Here is a specific message from 2014

            and there are many, then the people were ready to fight for the truth. But the Kremlin supported Poroshenko and Svidomo crept in breadth.
            1. Gardamir 24 November 2019 09: 38 New
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              Rђ RІRѕS,

              but the Kremlin betrayed them.
              1. Nikolai Grek 24 November 2019 22: 09 New
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                Quote: Gardamir
                but the Kremlin betrayed them.

                whom them ??? and how many were there ??? recourse recourse betrayed someone, but someone is not, or how ??? belay belay you better spread your eyes to the continuation of events - who has a darling and who caved in, how are you on !!!! !!!!! wassat lol lol lol
            2. your1970 25 November 2019 08: 23 New
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              Quote: Gardamir
              there are many, then the people were ready to fight for the truth

              And they raised a lot of Bandera on pitchforks? Or stood / potryndely and all?
              1. Nikolai Grek 25 November 2019 21: 20 New
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                Quote: your1970
                Quote: Gardamir
                there are many, then the people were ready to fight for the truth

                And they raised a lot of Bandera on pitchforks? Or stood / potryndely and all?

                a lot ... you can say, divisions ... the truth was this in turn and in words !!! wassat wassat request request request but in fact ... silently swallow more and more idiotic and Nazi legislative initiatives of semi-dumb ukrdeputy !!! wassat wassat wassat
        2. Nyrobsky 24 November 2019 17: 21 New
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          Quote: Gardamir
          Remember the tale about the American base in Crimea, and the American base near Kharkov no longer scares anyone?
          The tale is a lie, but there is a hint in it - a lesson for good fellows. Here, recently, one American stumbler reported that the ultimate goal of the United States is to oust Russia from Crimea and establish American control over the Black Sea region. I wonder how you cover his words with gold leaf.
          Quote: Gardamir
          But for days on end they look away from problems in Russia, look at Ukraine.
          There are enough problems, but if Russia resolves its internal problems along the path of Ukraine, then Russia will not become very soon. Do not confuse black with white.
          1. rhino 24 November 2019 19: 32 New
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            The United States already controls everything and everything in the Black Sea region.
            1. Nyrobsky 24 November 2019 20: 06 New
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              Quote: Nashorn
              The United States already controls everything and everything in the Black Sea region.

              They do not control themselves. They who get into the elections intervenes and appoints presidents, and you speak for the Black Sea region.
        3. tatarin1972 24 November 2019 20: 47 New
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          At the time of the annexation of Crimea, the United States had not yet withdrawn, and were not even going to withdraw from the RMND treaty. Think, dear, before speaking. Do you understand the thesis, I'm not talking about thought processes? Or is it popular to chew?
      3. domokl 24 November 2019 17: 53 New
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        So the censor seems to be blocked with us ... So, it’s clear why ours don’t sit there
    3. Antares 24 November 2019 09: 55 New
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      Quote: Gardamir
      While you are laughing at Ukraine in Russia, everything obviously blooms and smells.

      If Ukraine did not exist, it should be invented!
    4. Terenin 24 November 2019 10: 22 New
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      Oh, all "their" Kovtun members at the post winked if even in the message only about the toiletimmediately turns on
      Quote: Gardamir
      ... In foreign policy, they forgive debts and abandon their territories.
      Quote: Gardamir
      Average prices increased percent on 25
      Quote: Gardamir
      Russian people, went hunger and cold, and that just did not pass ...
      1. Gardamir 24 November 2019 12: 51 New
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        "their"
        how you deftly and vile quotes pulled. You, Mr. Liberas, United Russia under (forbidden on VO) do not mow. second and third quotation, where your brother United Russia invites people to starve. And my first one is about debt forgiveness, for some reason China forgives nothing to anyone.
        1. Rusland 24 November 2019 13: 00 New
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          Quote: Gardamir
          "their"
          how you deftly and vile quotes pulled. You, Mr. Liberas, United Russia under (forbidden on VO) do not mow. second and third quotation, where your brother United Russia invites people to starve. And my first one is about debt forgiveness, for some reason China forgives nothing to anyone.

          Where so much of everything, yes, "boiling" in you belay , as if yeast was poured into a needy, re-drink or attention devoid of the best part of our humanity? request
          1. Gardamir 24 November 2019 13: 26 New
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            Whence
            Judging by your comments, you are a troll, anti-adviser and drugan golovan. Why did a man from Kuibyshev choose a nickname with the name of a Nazi division. Well, in your own words
            Listen, Odnoslov-verbiage, got it already, and you’ll smoke here the sky and poison the environment.
            1. Rusland 24 November 2019 13: 50 New
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              Quote: Gardamir
              Whence
              Judging by your comments, you are a troll, anti-adviser and drugan golovan. Why did a man from Kuibyshev choose a nickname with the name of a Nazi division. Well, in your own words
              Listen, Odnoslov-verbiage, got it already, and you’ll smoke here the sky and poison the environment.

              Well, such spinners of the wheel of history can still be found, I look at you on many sites, you’ve gotten into trouble. smile Typically, such wheels flown off the axis of the cart are replaced with a freshly chopped aspen or other suitable tree. request Well, my nickname with one letter "s" is to poke such verbiage with my nose, although I know German well. yes
              1. Gardamir 24 November 2019 14: 59 New
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                I’m looking at you on many sites.
                are you watching? Show. Well, with one letter, otherwise there would be a direct analogy with the notorious waffen ...
        2. Terenin 24 November 2019 13: 27 New
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          Quote: Gardamir
          "their"
          how you deftly and vile quotes pulled. You, Mr. Liberas, United Russia under (forbidden on VO) do not mow. second and third quotation, where your brother United Russia invites people to starve. And my first one is about debt forgiveness, for some reason China forgives nothing to anyone.

          And for me, for quotes from your post, “nobly” they made me a liberal, a United Russia party and a tyrant laughing Well, Gardmere you are "well done" wink . Remember, this is about - the toilet!
          1. Gardamir 24 November 2019 13: 33 New
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            I remind you, it's about the toilet!
            And I like cattle, where they harnessed it and went! My note began with that. enough to discuss Ukraine already, maybe let's talk about Russia. Only you do not care about Russia, In articles discussing the current politics of the party and government, you immediately turn to "oh how bad it was in the USSR."
            You can continue to worry about Ukrainian toilets.
            1. Terenin 24 November 2019 13: 47 New
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              Quote: Gardamir
              Only you do not care about Russia, In articles discussing the current politics of the party and government, you immediately turn to "oh how bad it was in the USSR."

              Once again, patiently, where in my posts
              you do not care about Russia
              and "oh how bad it was in the USSR"?

              Quote: Gardamir
              And I like cattle, where they harnessed it and went!

              Well, if you yourself, as a statement, put an exclamation mark !, belay so you know better request
              1. Rusland 24 November 2019 14: 18 New
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                Quote: Terenin
                Quote: Gardamir
                Only you do not care about Russia, In articles discussing the current politics of the party and government, you immediately turn to "oh how bad it was in the USSR."

                Once again, patiently, where in my posts
                you do not care about Russia
                and "oh how bad it was in the USSR"?

                Quote: Gardamir
                And I like cattle, where they harnessed it and went!

                Well, if you yourself, as a statement, put an exclamation mark !, belay so you know better request

                Greetings Buddy, we rarely see you, but aptly hi And this is a troll whiner from many sites, I think I should die out over time, under the influence of my anger towards everything Russian. request
                1. Gardamir 24 November 2019 14: 52 New
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                  from many sites
                  as your friend says proof in the studio. Troll is a liar. Something closer to me is Russian, and not your Yeltsin Russians ...
                  1. Rusland 24 November 2019 15: 20 New
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                    Quote: Gardamir
                    from many sites
                    as your friend says proof in the studio. Troll is a liar. Something closer to me is Russian, and not your Yeltsin Russians ...

                    Is Bender’s quote book over? So here we will instill Lviv air and spirit, the "amateur Yeltsin" of all Russian? am
        3. Golovan Jack 24 November 2019 14: 26 New
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          Quote: Gardamir
          for some reason, China does not forgive anyone

          Right? wink
    5. Mestny 24 November 2019 11: 12 New
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      While you are laughing at Ukraine in Russia, everything obviously blooms and smells.

      Not all. as they are everywhere. Even in Israel and the USA, not everything blooms and smells.
      Wonders. true?
    6. Nikolai Grek 25 November 2019 21: 26 New
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      Why are they making an enemy from Ukraine? Ah she herself! What herself? Until some stubborn jumped, I repeat individual again.

      for the sake of decency, they would study their legislative activities ... they actually recognized Russia at the level of the law as an achhressor state ... they can’t declare war in any way, the degenerates are unfinished !!! wassat wassat laughing laughing laughing laughing
  8. New Year day 24 November 2019 07: 52 New
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    The population of Ukraine has punished itself, this is becoming increasingly obvious to them. It remains to find the culprit in this, of course this is "someone." Obviously, the worst is ahead for Ukrainians. The authorities also understand this, therefore, they continue to pump up the brain of the Ukrainian with propaganda. What will win - a refrigerator or a TV is not yet clear.
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      Choosing Zelensky, for sure, punished herself. If propaganda in Ukraine, then Gunpowder would have won, and so, the population chose ....
  9. parusnik 24 November 2019 07: 59 New
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    Gary Powers was sentenced to 10 years of imprisonment, having served the first three years in prison. After 2, he was exchanged for the Soviet intelligence officer Rudolf Abel. The United States did not return the remains of a downed plane .... And now
    Ukrainian, European and Russian media yesterday howled unanimously about how the Russians ripped apart the Ukrainian naval forces.
    ... Another country, another topic ... Yes, and in fact there would be no topic if the violators had served their time, and the pelvis would have been confiscated ... But ... we are our own bourgeois partners there, partners here ..
    1. rhino 24 November 2019 19: 38 New
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      These ships were not given over by the will of the Russian Federation, but by a decision of the international court of the law of the sea.
  10. parusnik 24 November 2019 08: 03 New
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    Will there be no feuilleton about the 19 congress?
    1. Mestny 24 November 2019 11: 14 New
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      This is on other, children's resources.
  11. Professor 24 November 2019 08: 03 New
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    The story is certainly interesting. The author is a plus. good
    It’s only after the FSB clip “vague doubts gnaw at me”, or rather, I’m sure that the toilet bowls were removed. The question is “why?” request
    1. Russian jacket 24 November 2019 08: 10 New
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      Reason for doubt? The perturbations of the receiving side are not visible. Signed papers, apparently the act of acceptance of the transfer. But I can help. There is a used toilet with a crack. I will give almost nothing to ukroflot for the 1 hryvnia of the 10 century ..... wassat
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        Reason for doubt?

        They would have laughed at the FSB for such accusations and there would have been more faith, but now they are ridiculously making excuses and Suddenly they are removing toilet bowls, and not, say, the engine room. Very reminiscent of:
        1. Russian jacket 24 November 2019 11: 51 New
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          You have the same simple assumption ... No more. And about a laugh, I agree.
      2. Avior 24 November 2019 09: 43 New
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        Have you seen this act? Can you give a link? What is written there?
        1. qQQQ 24 November 2019 10: 04 New
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          Have you seen this act? Can you give a link? What is written there?

          Yes, except for the general phrase that the boat was accepted and there couldn’t be anything, where is there any document at all, what was there at the time of the arrest of them, in addition to the hull and engine? Even if something is removed, it is practically impossible to prove that it was present. With the same success, Ukraine can declare the presence on board a currency in the amount of the annual budget and demand from Russia, as from Gazprom, only who will give it.
          1. Avior 24 November 2019 10: 37 New
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            You are not familiar with storage rules.
            When receiving for storage, a person is appointed and an act is drawn up on the condition of the property accepted for storage. Someone will answer later, if when issuing something they are not considered to be.
            If there wasn’t a toilet when being accepted for storage, the act would have been shown long ago.
            When transferring from storage, an act of acceptance of the transfer is drawn up, which must indicate in what condition the property was issued.
            But for some reason these documents are not shown.
            1. qQQQ 24 November 2019 12: 11 New
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              Quote: Avior
              But for some reason these documents are not shown.

              Once again, these acts for storage are internal documents of the Russian Federation, we did not accept these boats from Ukraine and we can transfer them in any state, we can prove the existence of something only by video taken by our border guards at the time of detention, the rest is verbiage.
              1. Avior 24 November 2019 12: 55 New
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                Again.
                The video taken during the detention is just proof that this ill-fated toilet and everything else that they said was missing was during the detention on the spot.
                If he was not there, you need to show the video that he was not.
                But all the talk is that the toilet was in place.
                And the act of reception - transmission to the Ukrainians - proof that everything remained in place.
                If there, of course, it is written that they took these vessels fully loaded.
                1. qQQQ 24 November 2019 14: 43 New
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                  Quote: Avior
                  The video taken during the detention is just proof that this ill-fated toilet and everything else that they said was missing was during the detention on the spot.

                  Yes, we are not obliged to show or prove anything or not. Apparently, Ukraine did not understand this, so everyone is having fun. But in fact, boats that could move independently were detained, and all of their equipment was speculation and conjecture.
                  1. Avior 24 November 2019 14: 50 New
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                    The court decision on this was, and if there is no evidence that they returned in full, then this pops up in court in the form of an additional claim, and they will relish it everywhere.

                    And it’s more expensive to get out of the Convention on the Law of the Sea.
                    1. qQQQ 24 November 2019 16: 08 New
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                      The court ruling on this was, and if there is no evidence

                      I don’t know what court decision you are talking about, but I doubt that there is a document on the transfer of boats by Ukraine to Russia, and without it I will repeat: the whole set of ships is speculation and conjecture. We captured the boats - violators, we returned them, and all love.
                      1. rhino 24 November 2019 19: 41 New
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                        About the International Court of the Law of the Sea, in which Ukraine filed a lawsuit and won it. Therefore, the ships were given not by free will, but by a court decision. Google, everything is laid out in NET.
                      2. qQQQ 24 November 2019 19: 51 New
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                        About the International Court of the Law of the Sea, in which Ukraine filed a lawsuit and won it.

                        In Russia, the priority is national legal proceedings, and here is the Foreign Ministry’s response: The Office noted that in this case the UN Convention on the Law of the Sea cannot be applied, and stressed that Russia intends to consistently uphold its position, including the lack of jurisdiction to consider this situation.
              2. Okolotochny 24 November 2019 14: 59 New
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                Why are the Jews so excited by the presence of toilets on board the boats of a country that glorifies those who destroyed Jews?
                1. Avior 24 November 2019 15: 36 New
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                  And, the minusers pulled themselves up, poke a finger into the sky.
                  And which is typical, over the past week is not the first with his finger.
                  Russian I, Russian.
                  I was not in Israel; I have no relatives of Jews.
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                The video taken during the detention is just proof that this ill-fated toilet and everything else that they said was missing was during the detention on the spot.

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                and where is the video where there is no toilet already? )
  12. Thrifty 24 November 2019 08: 51 New
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    The professor, in the video of the toilet bowls available, the dill saver signed an acceptance certificate for the ship in its complete set, even waved a hand goodbye. Why do you give us lies as truth? And to the conversation about the birds, Zelensky was indignant at the lack of weapons in his speech upon the arrival of nanalinkor back, but for some reason he didn’t say a word about the supposedly removed toilets, lamps, toggle switches, engines, beds
    kitchen utensils - underline the necessary. ... !!!!
    1. Avior 24 November 2019 09: 45 New
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      .Ukropogranets signed the acceptance certificate of the ship in its complete set

      Give a link where this act can be seen, and what is written there, what is fully loaded
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        Quote: Avior
        .Ukropogranets signed the acceptance certificate of the ship in its complete set

        Give a link where this act can be seen, and what is written there, what is fully loaded

        I am joining. I would especially like to see the phrase "FULL equipment".
    2. Antares 24 November 2019 10: 05 New
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      on the video there are toilet bowls, the dill saver signed an act on acceptance of the ship in its complete set, even waved a hand goodbye

      I envy your eyesight. To see on a piece of paper in the wind and with a covered hand ... you are the Vigilant Eye.
      see the complete set on a piece of paper.
      The Ukrainian side does not confirm this, and the FSB does not provide (ours generally said that the act was not given a secret investigation). Yes, and the FSB themselves said that they removed what was necessary for the investigation. And there’s a list of mother-do not worry ... What is this "complete set"?
      on Nikopol there are no three Harris radio stations (one short-wave and two VHF), Motorola radio stations, four ICOM radio stations, and the IRIDIUM space communications station. There is no Furuno radar station, an inflatable boat with a motor and recognition equipment, fire extinguishers, lights, emergency buoy, stove, toilet bowl and the like. Weapons, except for 30 mm gun mounts, and all ammunition removed.
      On a small armored boat "Berdyansk" also does not have all of the above. In addition, the Russian shells pierced the armored pipe and the engine room. Damaged left engine.
      All the equipment in the wheelhouse is broken down in the tugboat "Yana Kapu", there is no fuel equipment, outlets and shades, in the engine room a hole, clogged with a band-aid with a sliding stop. There are also no Harris, ICOM, MOTOROLA radio stations.

      The FSB confirms the retention of equipment and weapons as investigative files.
      Here it is useful to show this paper on the FSB video to everyone. (But in the Russian Federation it is not accepted, all is a secret).
      All Russians think that this is an act of receiving a program. But judging by how they write it, it doesn’t seem like it.
      But then again - show it. Our wonders immediately show everything out. And the FSB video of one toilet ..
      and the list is big. But they lifted up a laugh .. the toilet clutched ..
  13. Victorio 24 November 2019 13: 27 New
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    more precisely I'm surethat the toilets were removed.

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    Who would doubt that
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    Alexander, there still remained adequate people to whom the pan did not rub the pan! Only you need to look for them, with fire during the day, and with a candle at night! There are few of them, because the country was massively struck by the Maidan, and you won’t understand who lives there — people — parasites, or people who are infected with people — parasites with the Maidan all over yourself! !!! hi
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      Well yes. Judging by the huge crowds celebrating Freedom Day on Thursday, I agree. From 3 to 5 thousands of those present. According to Ukrainian data. This is hygiene
  • Igorpl 24 November 2019 09: 02 New
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    A summary of the wife’s mother-in-law. Thanks for the humor. But some will begin to search.
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    You are lying!
    Putrid ... oh beard and crap ... that sho such freedom is an integral part of our DNA-A. Zelensky.
  • yuliatreb 24 November 2019 10: 01 New
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    The author, from the very beginning, determined what was returned to the Ukrainians, and the sailors consider this expression offensive and only feces float, we conclude.
  • rocket757 24 November 2019 10: 16 New
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    This is absolutely pfe-ee. It's time to finish this dregs.
    It's time to think about your dignity ... who has it.
    1. novel66 24 November 2019 13: 13 New
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      without toilets it’s hard to think about dignity ... when a lump rolls up .. and far from the throat .. Victor. Hello! hi
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        Hi romance soldier
        There is a sense of humor in every joke .... but there is a limit to everything.
        The topic is already beckoning, discussed as best we could.
        We have more interesting.
  • ODERVIT 24 November 2019 10: 20 New
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    It is regrettable, but all schoolmates, academies, and veterans of the Armed Forces are nostalgic for the state’s past structure. At the same time, no one admits negativity in the statements about the current state of affairs. Are they afraid, or do they agree?
  • Ros 56 24 November 2019 10: 51 New
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    Yes, this admiral tanker (!?!) Stole a toilet at the dacha, and he dumped ours. Here is such a gentleman of fortune.
  • VLADIMIR VLADIVOSTOK 24 November 2019 12: 39 New
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    On TV about Ukraine. On the Internet about Ukraine. Zadolbali about her already. I don't care what they said. Or talk about nothing.
    1. Avior 24 November 2019 12: 58 New
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      There is something.
      That is why
      .On TV about Ukraine .On the Internet about Ukraine.

      And it’s not known what they’ll say ....
    2. rhino 24 November 2019 19: 50 New
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      Well, what without us ??? Now, if you still accurately told what was happening ... And so, I myself sometimes watch your talk show (Kiseleva, Solovyova, Skabeeva) and start to believe that there is still Ukraine on our planet.
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  • iouris 24 November 2019 14: 20 New
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    Caution, in a modern hybrid warfare, "stealing a toilet bowl" from a warship is a "bellie incident" such as an attack on a radio station in Gleivitz.
  • BAI
    BAI 24 November 2019 16: 11 New
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    The news, if it went on the air, became true! ”

    One cannot disagree with this.
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    The combat readiness of these troughs without toilets is close to 0.
  • mark_rod 24 November 2019 19: 41 New
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    Quote: Gardamir
    Rђ RІRѕS,

    but the Kremlin betrayed them.

    I agree! I remember "the Russians do not abandon their own" said the guarantor. Looks very much like a replica from "Brother-2" - "We are Guz, we do not defend our own."