The Case of the Missing Plumbing


Ukraine in its current behavior resembles the heroine of a joke, the mother of a boy who fell into a river. A casual passerby rescued a child, pulled it out of cold water and handed it to a negligent mother. And then take it and ask: “And where is his hat?”


Goodwill gesture


When Kiev, represented primarily by ex-president Petro Poroshenko, sent sailors on a frank adventure in the Kerch Strait, they were obliged to foresee that Russia would not be silent in response to the violation of maritime borders. In fact, they were sent to death: the Russian authorities had the right to open fire to defeat and even sink all three “vessels” along with their crews.

But thanks to the competent actions of the defenders of the border of the Russian Federation, no one died as a result of the provocation. In the end, the living and completely healthy sailors returned to their homeland. Moreover, now the ships, which then created a security threat and were used as an instrument for the implementation of the anti-Russian act, were returned to Ukraine. And she is in no hurry to thank, and she even asks: “Where are the toilets?”

Before accusing the Russian side of stealing lateworks, in Kiev it was stated that equipment was missing from the ships. According to the commander of the Ukrainian Naval Forces Igor Voronchenko, Russia “ruined” the court. The current president of Ukraine, Vladimir Zelensky, solemnly vowed to repair the ships sent to a hopeless cause by his predecessor, within three months. An additional “salt” in this anecdote was added by the sailor Andrei Eider, freed by Russia from responsibility and released on his own. He complained that the Russians had stolen a stove from him for cooking and also ... twenty sets of underwear.

As the head of the Republic of Crimea Sergey Aksenov remarked about all these conjectures, they demonstrate the “closet level” of Kiev’s policy. This level is “below the waterline”. The politician recalled the sad fate of the Russian ships pirated captured by the Ukrainian side.

Indeed: it is not necessary to expect noble steps from Zelensky, for example, the return of the fishing vessel Nord to Russia. On the contrary, in response to a gesture of goodwill, Moscow received another batch of foul-smelling slops.

Everything is in place


In response to the insinuation data, the FSB issued a video, which clearly shows that the condition of the ships during the transfer is absolutely normal, even the plumbing is in place. Representatives of Kiev, without any scandals, signed all the necessary documents and at that moment did not say that something was missing. If we assume that the earthenware products were really lost somewhere along the road to Ochakov, then those who transported the ships should be blamed. It is difficult, however, to expect that a different culprit of the loss will be announced, except for Russia.

Soon, the motive of the "foul detective" inflated by Kiev became clear. At least one of the main motives. It is indecently simple: money. So, the Ukrainian Foreign Ministry announced its intention to demand compensation from the Russian Federation for an incident in the Kerch Strait.

To return also the Crimea?


And then there is the sixth anniversary of the Euromaidan! How not to mention it with new high-profile anti-Russian statements! And not only about the three unfortunate "dishes", but also about the Crimea. Minister of Defense of Ukraine Andrii Zagorodniuk - for the umpteenth time! - reminded compatriots of the need to return the peninsula. These words sound independent from the moment that historical justice for Crimea triumphed.

No matter what knightly gestures Moscow makes, they will not be appreciated - on the contrary, in addition to a bunch of insults, there will also be an on-demand demand for “de-occupation” of Crimea.

And Crimeans remember one more anniversary. Four years ago, due to the efforts of Ukrainian radicals and some Crimean Tatar leaders, the peninsula ended up in an energy block. Blackout rallied the inhabitants of Crimea, but of course it caused economic damage. Like the water blockade - the overlap of the North Crimean Canal. This damage - of course - is significantly higher than the cost of plumbing that has never been known.

Or maybe you should make another gesture, so to speak, of goodwill? Take yes and give Ukraine three toilet bowls - according to the number of those same ships! And let it be written on one of them: “Maidan of 2004 of the year”, on the other - “Euromaidan of 2013 of the year”, and on the third - “Provocation in the Kerch Strait”. It was in this product that the Maidan hopes of ordinary Ukrainians merged for a better life and for help from Europe, and Kiev's illusions about Crimea would also merge there.
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  1. BISMARCK94 22 November 2019 05: 29 New
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    Take yes and give Ukraine three toilet bowls - according to the number of those same ships! And let it be written on one of them: "Maidan 2004", on the other - "Euromaidan 2013", and on the third - "Provocation in the Kerch Strait."

    Great idea! Gilded!
    1. Hunter 2 22 November 2019 05: 46 New
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      Who can answer the question ... why does sailor Andrei Eider need TWENTY sets of Lingerie ??? request that they allegedly stole from him ??? lol Heroic Sailor - Enuresis? belay or was he so afraid of "making a mess" of fulfilling his important mission? laughing
      And why didn’t the sailor specify - was the linen lacy ??? repeat
      1. bessmertniy 22 November 2019 06: 00 New
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        Probably ukroflot needs diapers. Without them, the fleet would not survive, and the state would perish. laughing
        1. Baloo 22 November 2019 06: 06 New
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          Quote: bessmertniy
          Probably ukroflot needs diapers. Without them, the fleet would not survive, and the state would perish. laughing

          Today they will begin to demand the return of the toilet with the fecal system, otherwise there will be no negotiations in the Norman format. belay
          1. Tatyana 22 November 2019 07: 08 New
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            Here I wrote in my comments on the article "Russia is ready to hand over the detained vessels to Ukraine before meeting in the Norman format" and how it looked into the water !!!

            I repeat again. That is why the Russian leadership needed all this return to Ukraine of Ukrainian warships detained in the Russian sea zone? !! Well, why? !!

            Russia is ready to transfer detained vessels to Ukraine in a Norman format

            It is not clear why?
            1. This will not affect the attitude of Macron and Merkel to Russia for the better, but will only be regarded as Russia's weakness. About Ukraine in general in this regard, even not worth talking!

            2. And this is when, at the same time, Kolomoisky offers Ukraine to blackmail Washington with Ukraine’s rapprochement with Russia and tease Trump only because the United States does not give Ukraine credit. Yes, it is right that the USA does not give a loan! After all, Ukraine is not going to and will not repay this loan.
            But the return of Russian warships to Ukraine now will be for Washington, like a rag for a bull, from Russia in favor of Ukraine!
            What a strange Kolomoisky game, which even intends to ask Russia for a loan for Ukraine of $ 100 billion and is absolutely sure that Russia will give a loan to Ukraine ?!

            3. And all this despite the fact that Ukraine has not returned the Russian tanker to Russia !!! And the detained captain of the Russian tanker simply managed to escape from Ukraine before the Ukrainian court!
            1. Baloo 22 November 2019 09: 07 New
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              I agree. Confiscation, as an instrument of crime, along with a toilet bowl and cowards with the fecal system. wink
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            2. Chit 22 November 2019 09: 31 New
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              Then it was necessary to return that the prospect of the arrest of its ships in foreign ports really loomed before Russia after the decision of the International Tribunal for the Law of the Sea.
              Decisions are far from in favor of Russia.
              Have you seriously believed in the so-called gesture of goodwill?
              This was a necessary measure, and there was nothing left for Russia to do.
              1. Nyrobsky 22 November 2019 11: 15 New
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                Quote: Chit
                Then it was necessary to return that the prospect of the arrest of its ships in foreign ports really loomed before Russia after the decision of the International Tribunal for the Law of the Sea.
                Decisions are far from in favor of Russia.
                Have you seriously believed in the so-called gesture of goodwill?
                This was a necessary measure, and there was nothing left for Russia to do.

                Ahem. Actually, the competence of the international tribunal for the law of the sea does not include the consideration of incidents occurring at the level of the Navy, is not it? So, mattresses with their thirst for rams of foreign bulk carriers and tankers would not come out of the ships. This program, all the same, was a gesture aimed at sticking suspenders to Zelensky’s dangling panties in order to raise the image of that character in the eyes of the same Ukrainians, such as Petruccio drove the sailor and “chovny” into a deliberately losing provocation, because of which they ended up on Russian plank beds and free parking, but Ze, pulled them out of there and returned to their native shores. The calculation was that Zee could demonstrate at least some level of "state thinking", but everything turned out to be trite predictable - "thinking" turned out to be on the toilet level. If Russia demonstrates its statehood with the construction of the Crimean bridge worth tens of billions of dollars, then against this background Ukraine demonstrates its statehood with toilets, and not the first freshness. Even those who "support" her, after such an attack, will look at her with disgust. It cannot be called otherwise than a disgrace to Ukraine and its current power.
                1. Chit 22 November 2019 11: 51 New
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                  If you are configured for a serious dialogue, do not mention the toilet. Leave this topic to beat the full-time propagandists.
                  I agree, Poroshenko instigated a provocation, because the election was clearly losing. It was required to introduce martial law. It is obvious.
                  But it is equally obvious that only the Russian Federation recognizes the current maritime borders of the Russian Federation.
                  According to the well-known UN Resolution, Crimea is considered annexed.
                  Therefore, we can here, hoarse and bluish, prove the legitimacy of Russia's use of force in the Kerch incident, this will not affect the position of international public opinion. By the way, the same picture will be with the court decision (if it takes place) on the downed Boeing.
                  You can gossip as much as you like about decisions of international courts, make the right picture on TV, but, as you can see, the reality is somewhat different.
                  As soon as real fiscal measures begin to threaten Russia, decisions of such instances begin to be implemented. Yes, wrapped in a beautiful wrapper of gestures of goodwill.
                  But this does not change the essence of the matter.
                  1. Lopatov 22 November 2019 12: 53 New
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                    Quote: Chit
                    According to the well-known UN Resolution, Crimea is considered annexed.

                    What nonsense are you making up ???
                    What, damn it, annexation, do you even know what it is?

                    For reference: Only Israel and the United States consider the Golan annexed. Everyone else, including the UN Security Council, is occupied
                    Is the hint clear?
                  2. Uncle Vanya Susanin 22 November 2019 13: 54 New
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                    It was reported that they violated the border with the Russian Federation, which was before the return of the Crimea!
              2. Baloo 22 November 2019 12: 12 New
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                Russia would answer mirror-like you such an option?
              3. Baloo 25 November 2019 08: 22 New
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                Quote: Chit
                Have you seriously believed in the so-called gesture of goodwill?

                Yes, I found your toilet. That's where banderlogs hid them
                1. Alien From 26 November 2019 00: 29 New
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                  Chubat guys, upon arrival at the port, waited so long for Ze that they replaced the tremors with the vodka .....
            3. Horon 22 November 2019 11: 03 New
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              In any case, they could not be returned to court, as were the crews. Having given them before the trial, Russia demonstrated to the whole world that our policy is above the law! This approach is completely unprofessional for those who conduct diplomatic work on these issues.
              1. Nyrobsky 22 November 2019 12: 02 New
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                Quote: Horon
                In any case, they could not be returned to court, as were the crews. Having given them before the trial, Russia demonstrated to the whole world that our policy is above the law!
                You do not quite correctly interpret this event. The transfer took place with the wording “how evidence in custody in connection with the completion of the necessary investigative measures. "Thus, without protesting this wording and adopting it" private, "Ukraine actually admitted the provocation and the legality of the criminal prosecution. As the saying goes," You can’t cut an ax with a pen. "
                1. Horon 22 November 2019 12: 19 New
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                  - "What is written with a pen, you can not cut down with an ax."

                  These will be cut down, they are "inconsistent", but their own judicial system is great to drop such tricks! The point was then to stop these pelvis? The fact of violation was recorded, they would protest, wipe away the snot and continue to build brutal macho from themselves with the help of propaganda. And so only sheer losses and not any obvious positive bonuses, only crafty explanations about the independence of our actions and decisions from the Western owners!
                2. Horon 22 November 2019 12: 25 New
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                  Yes and:
                  Thus, without protesting this wording and adopting it as “private”, Ukraine actually admitted the provocation and legality of the criminal prosecution.

                  Based on the presumption of innocence, there was no trial, which means it’s too early to talk about wine, because it has not yet been proved in court!
                  1. Nyrobsky 22 November 2019 12: 27 New
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                    Quote: Horon
                    Based on the presumption of innocence, there was no trial, which means it’s too early to talk about wine, because it has not yet been proved in court!

                    I don't speak court decision. It is still a question of the legality of criminal prosecution.
                    1. Horon 22 November 2019 12: 47 New
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                      I’m not a lawyer, but I suspect that the signed document most likely will not be able to give legitimacy to this case if it is started to be examined in court and a good lawyer will represent Ukraine. There probably will be not just a loophole, but a hole by which the confiscated cannot be considered as such according to international laws and even more so automatically recognized on the basis of such “philliography letters”. In order for our courts to take precedence over international courts, it is necessary to minimize, and even better, to exclude interference in their work of politics! The point is now to comply with the letter of the law in court, if of the actors, only citizens of Russia are left under the jurisdiction! Ukraine, simply, can now calmly ignore it and increase its fecal mass towards Russia at times, if not orders of magnitude.
                      1. Nyrobsky 22 November 2019 13: 21 New
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                        Quote: Horon
                        In order for our courts to take precedence over international courts, it is necessary to minimize, and even better, to exclude interference in their work of politics!
                        In 2015, the Constitutional Court of Russia canceled the priority of international courts over Russian ones.
                        Quote: Horon
                        There will probably be not just a loophole, but a hole through which confiscated cannot be considered as such under international law and even more so, automatically recognized on the basis of such "phillic letters."
                        If according to international laws, this is not confiscated property, but a trophy, since the arrested boats had weapons and were part of the military structure of Ukraine, which illegally entered the territorial waters of Russia.
                        Quote: Horon
                        The point is now to comply with the letter of the law in court, if of the actors, Only the citizens of Russia remained under the jurisdiction!

                        In this case, Russia is the plaintiff, not the defendant, and therefore it is not clear why you decided so that the citizens of Russia remained under the jurisdiction?
                        Quote: Horon
                        Ukraine, simply, can now calmly ignore it and increase fecal mass towards Russia at times, if not orders.
                        Of course, it’s hard to argue with that. this is the whole essence of Ukraine. hi
          2. Pavel57 22 November 2019 10: 12 New
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            The story with the toilets is a multi-way Kiev.
          3. iConst 22 November 2019 10: 28 New
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            Quote: Balu
            will begin to demand the return of the toilet with the fecal system, otherwise no negotiations in the Norman format.

            Deliver Mr. Ze the fecal system for negotiations directly to the hotel room. And "seasoned" - for garlic. Let him take it.

            Yes, something, but I didn’t expect such downshifting from non-brothers.

            As they say - they thought that the bottom, but knocked from below ... laughing
      2. novel66 22 November 2019 08: 27 New
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        why so! like this
        1. Rusland 22 November 2019 10: 28 New
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          Quote: novel xnumx
          why so! like this

          Roma, hello Buddy hi It seems to me that this is incorrect, all the same, they aspire to NATO, and there it is customary to show their cowards after the fighting (Petruha then shook them from the UN rostrum) and concern, as a result of the soldier’s fright, both in one person and as part of the unit. smile
          1. novel66 22 November 2019 10: 30 New
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            Vital, be healthy! hi they can strive anywhere, but as long as there are no NATO diapers - you need to have spare underwear!
            1. begemot20091 22 November 2019 11: 58 New
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              and underpants
              return !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      3. GTYCBJYTH2021 22 November 2019 09: 16 New
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        Eider, perhaps, served as a clothing-skipper, about to report and there were cowards, underpants and vests-20 sets ....
      4. Nick 22 November 2019 10: 14 New
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        Quote: Hunter 2
        And why didn’t the sailor specify - was the linen lacy ???

        You, as a hunter, should know that the Euromaydown started because everyone wanted lace panties. soldier
      5. Rusland 22 November 2019 10: 16 New
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        Quote: Hunter 2
        Who can answer the question ... why does sailor Andrei Eider need TWENTY sets of Lingerie ??? request that they allegedly stole from him ??? lol Heroic Sailor - Enuresis? belay or was he so afraid of "making a mess" of fulfilling his important mission? laughing
        And why didn’t the sailor specify - was the linen lacy ??? repeat

        It can be seen that they still managed it, so we decided to dismantle these toilet stinkers. The first: the smell of Kerch, obscene for the hero city, is less, the second could have been blamed for returning us too, then we would have to prove by laboratory means that we could not eat so much fat in one sitting. smile Hello forest man hi
      6. NKT
        NKT 22 November 2019 10: 27 New
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        Who can answer the question ... why does sailor Andrei Eider need TWENTY sets of Lingerie ???

        And, most importantly, why does he need tiles if there is a stationary on the galley.
        Only for drying 20 sets of underwear.
        wink
      7. Slavs 22 November 2019 10: 51 New
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        Well, you yourself answered your question)) After setting the combat mission to the sailors, they asked if there were any questions, requests, wishes? A sharp-witted Ukrainian by the name of Eider, a very ancient Ukrainian surname, requested 20 sets of underwear, as he realized that he would need more than once, and not only his comrades-colleagues, but they could sell the linen .. Hence the number of sets. Perhaps he even managed to sell it, but why not blame it on the Russian aggressors?
    2. andrewkor 22 November 2019 06: 12 New
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      Something you already very generous in the morning, only bronze from a spray can!
    3. Obi-Wan Kenobi 22 November 2019 06: 28 New
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      Great idea! Gilded!

      Ukraine! Ukraine! Ukraine! Ukraine!
      On all channels Ukraine. Everywhere about the "bad Ukraine" and the "good" us.
      Tired of this "Solov'evschina" !!!!
      I understand that we have not yet discussed the accusations of Russia in the theft of toilet bowls, but are there any other topics for discussion?
      1. Antares 22 November 2019 10: 03 New
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        Quote: Obi Wan Kenobi
        I understand that we have not yet discussed the accusations of Russia in the theft of toilet bowls, but are there any other topics for discussion?

        on frivolous topics, the time and attention of the authors is
        Serious ... well, them .. "tomorrow"
        Moreover, they are serious and it’s not for us to solve them .. that’s the Almighty KhPP.
        Before our eyes, more serious things are happening behind the loud "toilet bowls were stolen". VO spurred another acute phase of the gas war (although there were themes with the KhPP and slogans)
        and serious analytics without slogans and “RF wines in any case” weren’t.
        Maybe the party’s course is this - let the people discuss it frivolously - the stupidity of Voronchenko, and not the arrival of LNG, for example, for Ukraine.
        A criminal case in Kiev and not a terrible case with welding alive in the Russian Federation from a heating main
        The same gas war is another round of the acute phase. And I have not seen a single serious analytics on this topic (well, except for slogans)
        but predictions that the LF meeting did not take place, I saw it. There is "serious analytics" .. (I think and it seems to me laughing )
        there are so many serious things in the world ...
        maybe it’s better not to think, but to laugh at Ukrainian toilets .. lol
      2. Slavs 22 November 2019 10: 59 New
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        Obi Wan, here you are brought to us from Tatooine ... Iperia and the rebels are there, we have Ukraine here! Ukraine!
    4. Stas157 22 November 2019 07: 30 New
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      . Take yes and give Ukraine three toilet bowls

      Quote: BISMARCK94
      Gilded!

      Bushes. It will be more honest. They claim the loss is not a new thing.
      At Putin’s meeting with Zelensky, let Putin satisfy Ukraine’s claims. Let them celebrate.
    5. Civil 22 November 2019 07: 36 New
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      Two toilets, one on the black one on the other, and on the third a trident, so that the three of them go.
      1. Russian jacket 22 November 2019 07: 40 New
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        There is a used toilet with a crack. I will give almost nothing to ukroflot for 1 hryvnia of the 10th century ..... wassat
    6. The leader of the Redskins 22 November 2019 08: 06 New
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      Gromova had no time with advice ... Creative workers in Kiev were ahead of her.
      1. thinker 22 November 2019 08: 57 New
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        Minus from me. Before posting, it would be nice to figure out what's what! negative
        2014-02-07 "Putin and Yanukovych are two dictators who bathe in luxury at a time when the population of our countries is barely making ends meet," the DemAlliance said and brought "golden toilet bowls" under the Russian Embassy.
    7. Ros 56 22 November 2019 08: 06 New
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      Yeah, schaz. Not gilded, but crap one's pants, it will do.
    8. Werterex 23 December 2019 07: 37 New
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      Lightly tailored
  2. Reptiloid 22 November 2019 05: 32 New
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    give three toilet bowls !!!!!!----- Strongly said, Elena!
    Yes, indeed, it is their level!
    1. Uncle lee 22 November 2019 05: 40 New
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      Do not do good - there will be no evil!
      It was in vain that they started the transfer of these loshkomoyoks, only the latent-smelly attacks were seized! wassat
      1. Reptiloid 22 November 2019 06: 14 New
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        Quote: Uncle Lee
        Do not do good - there will be no evil!
        It was in vain that they started the transfer of these loshkomoyoks, only the latent-smelly attacks were seized! wassat

        So this is an old lesson! When RUSSIA does the right thing, there are still nit-picking and insinuations.
        1. rocket757 22 November 2019 07: 03 New
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          Hi Dmitry soldier
          Quote: Reptiloid
          So this is an old lesson! When RUSSIA does the right thing, there are still nit-picking and insinuations.

          So that it does not happen, we will act CORRECTLY, only from our point of view! So it is necessary.
          1. Reptiloid 22 November 2019 08: 56 New
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            Hello Victor! We will have to understand and anticipate such actions of the neighbors. I will have to remember ---- it will be so long as Russophobia is in power there.
            1. rocket757 22 November 2019 09: 23 New
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              Quote: Reptiloid
              so it will be while Russophobia is in power there.

              This is not so important, it simply adds “peppercorns” to the general desire of everyone to pull to their side.
              1. Reptiloid 22 November 2019 10: 15 New
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                Quote: rocket757
                ..... adds peppercorns ......
                ..... breach of obligations, stupid lies negative theft, drunk president, president of the mummies. ... so much pepper! wassat tongue
                1. rocket757 22 November 2019 10: 26 New
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                  Quote: Reptiloid
                  ... breach of obligations, stupid lies, theft, drunk president, president of the mummies. ... so much pepper!

                  And what, is he the first / last one?
                  Well, we have digestion, God forbid everyone ..... digest and not!
  3. Moore 22 November 2019 05: 47 New
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    I’m interested in something else: were the people who made the decision to return their "good" to the skakuas could not calculate their reaction to this? What did they hope for?
    1. Macdidi 22 November 2019 08: 00 New
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      Have you not counted? And the video about the complete set of the vessel during the transfer? What are you all whining about? It just turned out chic, it was everyone who read it in advance and made us a present. The Ukrainian authorities again dealt with these statements, we all laugh like horses over them. What's wrong again? Maybe you can see nothing but negativity in principle?
      1. Moore 22 November 2019 15: 48 New
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        Quote: MacDidi
        Have you not counted?

        Quote: major147
        Acts of acceptance have been signed, no complaints

        But where does the completeness and acts? I'm talking about the very fact of the transfer, and even after their subkeys notes. To demonstrate goodwill to raguli is like substituting a face for spitting.
        Go down to their toilet level and prove: yeah, but the tremors were during the transfer! Ugh.
    2. AlexVas44 22 November 2019 08: 07 New
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      It is so customary for decision makers to make a decision first, and then think about what happened. Fresh example with medical certificates ... laughing
    3. major147 22 November 2019 08: 59 New
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      Quote: Moore
      I’m interested in something else: were the people who made the decision to return their "good" to the skakuas could not calculate their reaction to this? What did they hope for?

      The acceptance certificates were signed, there were no complaints. Now you can poke them in the face with these acts!
  4. Mikhail m 22 November 2019 06: 00 New
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    According to the commander of the Ukrainian Navy Igor Voronchenko, Russia “ditched” the court.
    I would like to know in more detail what this ditching was expressed in. Judging by the fact that the vessels were towed, they were not on the move. And they came to us quite independently.
    1. tatarin1972 22 November 2019 06: 57 New
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      He knows better, he is the Commander of the Navy who graduated from a tank school, as if from a children's joke: "A submarine, in the steppes of Ukraine, died in an unequal aerial battle!"
    2. The leader of the Redskins 22 November 2019 08: 11 New
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      The list of FB is laid out. Sailor, if not mistaken. In addition to radio stations, radar, one toilet bowl, lampshade and sockets, part of the fuel line of the engines was destroyed, one rescue boat disappeared, the outboard motor disappeared from the other .... Well, and then on the little things ....
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        Quote: Leader of the Redskins
        The list of FB is laid out. Sailor, if not mistaken. In addition to radio stations, radar, one toilet bowl, lampshade and sockets, part of the fuel line of the engines was destroyed, one rescue boat disappeared, the outboard motor disappeared from the other .... Well, and then on the little things ....

        "Photo to the studio !!!!"
        1. The leader of the Redskins 22 November 2019 09: 19 New
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          Photo list?
          1. major147 22 November 2019 15: 55 New
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            Quote: Leader of the Redskins
            Photo list?

            Broken and untwisted plafonds, places of removed toilets and further down the list ....
            1. The leader of the Redskins 22 November 2019 18: 39 New
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              Well, if dill is laid out, then what? Will you get up and apologize loudly? And if the Ukrainians did this on purpose, will you still apologize? By the way, the video of the transfer of dill ships is mentioned, so I also did not find it. And whom to believe?
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                so I didn’t find it either.

                I found.
                1. Monster_Fat 23 November 2019 04: 19 New
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                  I found

                  And, you can reference where "found"? And then, something that I was looking for, but could not find the video "transfer", referred to by the author of the article, which shows these notorious toilet bowls .... If there is no such video in reality, then the article, so to speak .... well, you understand yourself ....
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                    Quote: Monster_Fat
                    And, you can reference where "found"?

                    The Kommersant website has an interesting article and video broadcasts with the signing of acts.
                    I saw a video where comrade Zee claims the "loss" of equipment, weapons and not a word about the ceiling, sockets and plumbing. But as you know all of the above comrade. Ze seized and attached to the materials of UG. business. So all the statements about "toilets, etc." are just regular ukrovet from the corresponding physiological hole!
              2. karabass 24 November 2019 13: 15 New
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                Well, then all of you were aroused, which is what our brothers need! I think there’s no reason to talk about it and write about it. Well, our sailors made good Ukrainian junk so what?
                Maxim died and to hell with him
      2. Mikhail m 22 November 2019 18: 29 New
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        Of all this, only toilet bowls are heard. Did the light converge on them? Is the fuel line less important than the toilet? Wonderful perversions of journalists.
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          Of all this, only toilet bowls are heard. Did the light converge on them? Is the fuel line less important than the toilet? Wonderful perversions of journalists.

          Only words in the media. Have we heard many different words from them?
  5. Thrifty 22 November 2019 06: 17 New
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    Maybe it’s enough to be kind enough with respect to the nationalist regime of Ukraine? And why didn’t they really give the boats to the Donbass, exchange them for our pirate hijacked ships? The Kremlin has forgotten about these ships, the main window dressing, unnecessary goodwill at the expense of the Russian population, a discount on gas will again be given at our expense by our powerful “fraternal people”! The government has forgotten the axiom that a country that is afraid of shame and war receives both. .... We are visible from the war, it is a half-step away, and we received our short-sighted short-sighted policy back in the 14th year, without crushing the Maidan in the former Soviet lands. ...
  6. oracul 22 November 2019 06: 30 New
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    Why react to all kinds of fools and provocations from Ukraine. It would be amazing if they did not take advantage of this.
  7. svp67 22 November 2019 06: 34 New
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    It is worth looking for the "missing" toilets in the "Khatyn" Ukrainian admirals
    1. Reptiloid 22 November 2019 10: 19 New
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      It is worth looking for the "missing" toilets in the "Khatyn" Ukrainian admirals

      do not count the riches in the stone chambers ---- b / ear toilets, sockets, shades, bulbs ..... laughing
  8. demo 22 November 2019 06: 35 New
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    Ukraine in its current behavior resembles the heroine of a joke, the mother of a boy who fell into a river. A casual passerby rescued a child, pulled it out of cold water and handed it to a negligent mother. And then take it and ask: “And where is his hat?”

    Honestly, the current Ukraine is no longer correlated with any jokes.
    Too much "blood they drank," in the literal and figurative sense of the word.

    When Kiev, represented primarily by ex-president Petro Poroshenko, sent sailors on an outright adventure in the Kerch Strait, they were obliged to foresee that Russia would not be silent in response to the violation of maritime borders.

    It is because of the fact that up to this point Russia was silent and ships were sent.
    Without any pathos.
    They hoped that we would again wipe the spittle from our faces.
    The detention was very unexpected.
    Remember, when a customs officer was killed by a flown shell in the Rostov Region, what happened?
    Never mind.
    And the Ukrainian BMP drove through our territory!
    What, detained, convicted, confiscated equipment?
    Spent the stray!
    From day to day, the Ukrainian government screams about the war with Russia.
    And we (in the sense of the Kremlin) are blessed.
    Even during the Cold War with the West, I did not perceive my country as a villain.
    “Sprays” of those slops that the enemy poured did not reach us.
    And today, from every outlet, every hair dryer and iron, we hear statements addressed to us.
    And the provocation in the Kerch Strait is a natural phenomenon.
  9. parusnik 22 November 2019 06: 48 New
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    The criminals were returned, the instruments of crime were returned .. Guess further ... And we also prove that the instruments of crime were in integrity ... Although there was a time when the border violators were planted, weapons and other items were seized that they didn’t give away the funniest thing at departure punishment ... but it was in another country ... in a totalitarian, not democratic ... laughing
    1. Fraracol_2 24 November 2019 16: 57 New
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      Well, nice !! And then on these toilets NATO soldiers could already be sitting !!!
  10. ibn.shamai 22 November 2019 06: 58 New
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    And the crews did not check the integrity of the dupes? Suddenly spoiled! winked lol
  11. rocket757 22 November 2019 07: 01 New
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    Svidomo dances, just a coven on bones and blood ... not in vain there "ghouls" different tied up to "steer"
    Oh, citizens of Ukrainians, you poorly read the classics, about the dark forces that only give will, then it’s not easy to drive them back to the grave ... it’s very stupid to forget such warnings!
    1. Reptiloid 22 November 2019 10: 26 New
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      poorly read the classics?say Victor?
      But there were artists, revolutionaries, and Heroes of the Great Patriotic War, and Heroes of Socialist Labor in Ukraine ..... Desovetization, decommunization ..
      1. rocket757 22 November 2019 10: 32 New
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        .Desovetization, decommunization ..

        Dematerialization of the brain ... very many!
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          Quote: Reptiloid
          .Desovetization, decommunization ..

          Dematerialization of the brain ... very many!

          The bad thing is that this also applies to our country. Although to a lesser extent.
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            The bad thing is that this also applies to our country. Although to a lesser extent.

            The degree may be less, only with our size, it covers a significant part of EuroAsia!
            1. Reptiloid 22 November 2019 11: 19 New
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              As I walk along the Small Avenue ---- I know that it was Schorsa Avenue. As I walk along Vvedenskaya, I know that it was Oleg Koshevoy Street.
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                As I walk along the Small Avenue ---- I know that it was Schorsa Avenue. As I walk along Vvedenskaya, I know that it was Oleg Koshevoy Street.

                You can’t find us here!
                Firstly, the "red belt"! Secondly, everything is inert and people are in no hurry for the newfangled. Thirdly, the city simply did not have a young city and other \ previous names!
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                  These renames in the early 90s immediately did. It’s good that they later stopped somehow. True, Maxim Gorky Avenue was made Kronverksky. But then I was a little old, I did not know. But the elders lived earlier on the Petrograd side and in their stories these streets were mentioned socialistically.
                  The streets of Kuybyshev, Chapaev, Lenin, Bakunin Avenue remained, and the streets of Plekhanov and Zhelyabov were renamed. And Voinova too.
                  Quote: rocket757
                  ...... With us, you won’t find such a thing! Firstly, the "red belt"! Secondly, everything is inert and people are in no hurry for the newfangled. Thirdly, the city simply did not have a young city and other \ previous names!
                  ----it's good good
  12. Amateur 22 November 2019 07: 28 New
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    8-8-8 Poti. And no provocations after. And then the "toilets of the wrong system"
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      The method is radical and therefore effective!
  13. vitvit123 22 November 2019 08: 03 New
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    the heroine of the joke, the mother of a boy who fell into the river. A casual passerby rescued a child, pulled it out of cold water and handed it to a negligent mother. And then take it and ask: “And where is his hat?”
    My father told me. Long ago, under communism, he drove a truck (he drove something along the route). He’s riding, on the side of the road the grandmother votes (with a bag), he put her down and carries her. The road went on ice, his car crashes and drowns. He pushes the grandmother, he jumps out, pops up. On ice, the grandmother tells him:
    - there the jam in the bag remains (in the car, under water) it is a pity that we did not manage to get it out! Here's a story ....
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      About the old woman saved and the mother taking care of the hat, we can say that they are shocked by what happened, but what about these?
      Although ---- the old woman could be reproached --- why don't you care about the products?
  14. K-50 22 November 2019 08: 09 New
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    the Russians stole a stove from him for cooking, and besides ... twenty sets of underwear.

    And suede jackets. The same three. yes laughing
    Correctly Lavrov calls such. Do not decrease, only add. fool
  15. Alex koch 22 November 2019 08: 22 New
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    February 2014, the "golden toilet" was stolen from the residence of Yanukovych. November 2018, Petro’s term was nearing its end, and he was not shining for re-election. It was urgent to turn the "toilet" into bullion.

    The cunning plan has ripened in the head of the chocolate magnate. The toilet was disguised and installed in the Yani Kapu tugboat and was to be delivered to the Berdyansk Southern Mechanical Foundry for re-melting. This valuable cargo was to be accompanied by two artillery boats and two SBU officers.

    The last parting words were received by the walruses before the campaign, it’s “sucked” to go through the Kerch Strait and in no case to empty the toilet. The team failed to implement the first or second. And chocolate lost its hydro-revolutionary trophy.

    Learning about this, Petro tore up and metal. Nothing served as an incentive to impose martial law, neither the Ilovaisky, Debaltsevsky cauldrons, nor the shameful captivity of the "cyborgs" in the WCT, like the loss of an expensive Sralnik.

    A year later, the Ukrainian squadron was returned. First of all, the ship was checked for the presence of salnik because of which the whole operation was started, but it could not be there, since the gold and foreign exchange reserves of the Russian Federation in 2018 suddenly increased sharply.

    This story could go unnoticed if the Ukrainian media had not trumpeted the missing toilet.
    1. Macdidi 22 November 2019 17: 24 New
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      Divine!
  16. Strashila 22 November 2019 08: 48 New
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    As in the old joke:
    You saved the drowning boy Syomochka ...
    Yes ...
    And where is his cap?
  17. Llur 22 November 2019 08: 52 New
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    What is the point, there was no "gesture of goodwill", Russia complied with the requirements of the UN International Tribunal for the Law of the Sea, and what had some kind of "good will"? Our propagandists are completely lying.
    1. Nastia makarova 22 November 2019 12: 09 New
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      yes yes the pan is. frightened and gave)))) believe in the peremega)))
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        What kind of pan are you talking about?
      2. Llur 23 November 2019 07: 57 New
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        I am from Donetsk, if cho, and maydanutyh despise. Learn to read, girl, - I did not write anything about the victory of dill, and I wrote about the outright lies of our media - they talk about voluntary transmission, but there is no question of any good will - the ships were transferred at the direction of the UN tribunal for international law.
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        Some other Ukrainians minus lol. Addicts, damn it ...
  18. sergo1914 22 November 2019 10: 50 New
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    There weren’t like toilets before? Pedestals optimized for the proud eagle pose. Is there a naval? Correct if not so.
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    Colleagues, our Ministry of Foreign Affairs needs to take an example of how to "promote such" arrivals. In 1961, when the U-2 was shot down with Powers, Khrushchev paused while the US State Department issued a lot of his versions. They were sure that the U-2 had self-destructed. And then they held a press conference with the details of a US spy plane and a spy pilot. The Yankees "washed" smile

    I hope that such a pressukha with a photo demonstration and so on. documents on the decent condition of the ships at the time of transfer and the "loss" of UNTAS during the UK .. will arrange the transition. And the provocateurs themselves and sit in a puddle. what
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    And someone doubted that Ukraine would respond to any (generally any) action by another meanness? You do not have to be an “analyst” to predict this. Anyway, as the actions of our authorities in domestic politics, the foreign policy of Ukraine is 100% known in advance. Instead of getting caught on this once in a while, you should direct the situation in such a way that you dunk your opponent stronger for meanness.
    But here, unfortunately, the reaction of our Foreign Ministry is also predictable by train. MGIMO graduates are one hundred percent majors, the children of our powers that be. Their intellectual and spiritual level is directly reflected in the decisions of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs. Lavrom alone cannot be dealt with ... So there will be no intelligence, no accuracy, no ingenuity, nothing at all that makes a person a diplomat. And even more so, you cannot wait for wit and advanced techniques! Where are there ...
    Another opportunity missed. No wonder.
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      Lavrov is exactly the same as them as he said normally that the children of officials abroad
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    Dropped to the fecal level, mdy ... informational problem. A problem is a problem that cannot be solved. Or do not want to.
    A bit of futurology: two tankers are sitting in Lviv in a cafe, one to the other: "But we lost the information war."
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    The Case of the Missing Plumbing
    Well, this is generally a shame, on the part of ** Kuev **, they have fallen to such an extent that panic is already starting to raise panic. The shame is simple, on their part.
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      And there is no shame on the part that removed these toilets ??? I understand that you think this is normal.
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        And there is no shame on the part that removed these toilets ???
        Of course, shame ** Kuev ** what arranged the show, with the transition to the circus? It was as it was necessary to go down so that to arrange a show on the plumbing. sad
        I understand that you think this is normal.
        When did you receive the ships, what did you probably giggle at? fellow Why then take and take these ships if, according to your words, they no longer had plumbing? And you did it on purpose to arrange a clowning. smile You rejoice that even so, they were returned to you, and not handed over for scrap, where they have their place. yes
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    "Goodwill gesture" - the driven horse is finished off. It remains to decide who the "driven horse" ...
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    News about the main thing !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What is the name of the hero! ?????????????????
    Order to him!
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    And at whose expense they were repaired ??? Washed, washed the curtains, changed their shape - I quit ... but licked your beautifully beating hand. Now they can thus wash their entire fleet at our expense ... fiercely. And after the complaint roll out for a bad wash and so on ad infinitum. What toad made it possible to bend so wassat ?