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It became known why Zelensky darkly inspected boats and a tug returned by Russia

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On the eve of the President of Ukraine took part in the "ceremony" of inspecting Ukrainian boats and tugboat handed over to Russia.


A few hours before the official events, the Navy Commander-in-Chief Voronchenko announced that the Russians had “killed” the Ukrainian ships, “having removed the ceiling lights, sockets, and toilet bowls.” As political scientist Mikhail Markelov joked at the 60 minutes program, if the toilets were removed, then, apparently, as material evidence of the actions of Ukrainian sailors during a meeting with Russian border guards in the Kerch Strait region in November of 2018.

It is noteworthy that the visit of Vladimir Zelensky to Ochakov, where Ukrainian boats and a raid tug arrived, took place on 4 more than an hour later than planned. The fact is that the presidential board, which was supposed to deliver the head of the Ukrainian state after that visit to the Village of Lugansk, broke down in Chuguev and could not take off. As a result, Zelensky was in the Nikolaev region already dark, in turn, Ukrainian ships arrived in Ochakov the afternoon. As a result, it was not Zelensky who met the boat and the tugboat, but met Zelensky, who was most late.

Arriving in Ochakov, Zelensky said that measures would be taken to return weapons to Ukrainian artillery armored boats. Recall that the Russian investigation did not transfer armaments and ammunition to the Ukrainian side, leaving them as material evidence in the case of an armed violation of Russian maritime borders.

Zelensky was asked after his "inspection" of boats and a tugboat, which is exactly what they lack. The President of Ukraine said that he "consulted with the admiral" and came to the conclusion that there was a "shortage of parts of weapons."

According to the Ukrainian president, "everything will be on track in about three months."
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site of the city of Nikolaev
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  1. YOUR
    YOUR 21 November 2019 06: 07
    +27
    Plagiarism. Toilet bowls are Georgian everything.
    1. Same lech
      Same lech 21 November 2019 06: 11
      +19
      Well, he needs to smell where they were ... the artist, in a word ... turns any event into a clowning.
      Ukraine is not lucky with the presidents ... the drunk was replaced by a worker of humor and satire.
      1. Serg koma
        Serg koma 21 November 2019 06: 36
        +11
        Quote: The same LYOKHA
        Ukraine is not lucky with the presidents ... the drunk was replaced by a worker of humor and satire.

        And in my opinion he correctly said: "" The lack of parts of weapons "- that is, toilets. The Navy 404 has its" secret weapons ", so I was sniffing out the loss with the inspection.
        1. Thrall
          Thrall 21 November 2019 06: 42
          +16
          The Commander-in-Chief of the Naval Forces of Ukraine Voronchenko announced that the Russians had “killed” the Ukrainian ships, “having removed the ceiling lights, sockets and toilet bowls»

          The Ukrainian admiral has a toilet instead of a head, and on ships - glasses in latrine smile
          1. 2 Level Advisor
            2 Level Advisor 21 November 2019 06: 46
            +4
            ahh .. so that’s why there armaments on a boat so little bathroom with a shower floor displacement occupy .. and shades ..
            Yes, they themselves plundered on the way from Kerch, and now they are chasing us ..
            1. nznz
              nznz 21 November 2019 10: 14
              +2
              I think everything was photographed before the ancestor in the photo and video. This is a Ukrainian snowstorm no more .. in character, they can’t cope and, as usual, are crap against the wind ..
              1. Alex777
                Alex777 21 November 2019 14: 30
                +1
                You're right. The statement that they all shot before the transfer has already been made.
                I would not like to be in the place of Zelensky. Even for a lot of money. hi
          2. Uncle lee
            Uncle lee 21 November 2019 06: 50
            +12
            measures to return weapons to Ukrainian artillery armored boats.
            And everyone sawed off the flies!
            1. Thrall
              Thrall 21 November 2019 07: 22
              +16
              Quote: Uncle Lee
              cut down the flies

              Texas. 1873 year. A dilapidated saloon. A cool cowboy bursts into the room, the spurs ring, starts firing at the bar as if he were running. Everything is in fragments. Young with a cry "Everyone remember - my name is Bob!" made the last well-aimed shot, firing off the wick at the candle. An elderly cowboy slowly got up and waddled, barely moving his legs, approached him ... It can be seen that each step is given to him with great effort. He took the pistol from the hands of the young cowboy and examined it carefully: - Hmmm ... We cut the fly, son. Your Colt has too big a front sight, it is better to cut it off ... Once upon a time, a long time ago, I was the same as you - nimble and accurate. Just like you, I burst into a saloon where elderly cowboys were sitting and shot all the bottles. But when I ran out of ammo, three cowboys came up to me, shoved my hefty Colt up my ass and turned it there several times. So, sonny, listen to my advice, we took off the fly! We drank the fly, son! ..
        2. Victor_B
          Victor_B 21 November 2019 07: 38
          +2
          Quote: Serg Koma
          But in my opinion he correctly said: "" lack of arms parts "

          And in my opinion he came there so that the words
          A few hours before the official events, the Navy Commander-in-Chief Voronchenko announced that the Russians had “killed” the Ukrainian ships, “having removed the ceiling lights, sockets, and toilet bowls.”

          did not become a reality.
          I hope they did not manage to bring the boats to the state indicated by the command.
        3. tihonmarine
          tihonmarine 21 November 2019 09: 27
          +3
          Quote: Serg Koma
          "shortage of arms parts" - that is. toilets. The 404 fleet has its "secret weapons", so I sniffed out the loss with the inspection.

          But in three months they will find toilet bowls, and for a long time, but such toilet bowls have not been produced for 30 years in the world and in Ukraine since 2014. Friends from Africa promised to help.
        4. Baloo
          Baloo 21 November 2019 21: 25
          0
          Quote: Serg Koma
          Quote: The same LYOKHA
          Ukraine is not lucky with the presidents ... the drunk was replaced by a worker of humor and satire.

          And in my opinion he correctly said: "" The lack of parts of weapons "- that is, toilets. The Navy 404 has its" secret weapons ", so I was sniffing out the loss with the inspection.

          As if because of these toilets and cowards with fecal equipment, the Norman format did not break.
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      3. tihonmarine
        tihonmarine 21 November 2019 09: 36
        +1
        Quote: The same LYOKHA
        the drunk was replaced by a worker of humor and satire.
        and sartira.
    2. Alexander Petrov1
      Alexander Petrov1 21 November 2019 07: 09
      +12
      The Russians - aren't you ashamed ?, give the unfortunate Ukrainians their shades, sockets, and most importantly their golden toilets !!!
      1. tihonmarine
        tihonmarine 21 November 2019 09: 30
        +2
        Quote: Alexander Petrov1
        and most importantly their golden toilet bowls !!!

        Since some time, feces began to be called gold?
        1. Alexander Petrov1
          Alexander Petrov1 21 November 2019 09: 39
          +5
          These toilets were so expensive for Ukraine, and their loss is a blow to their defense and military budget ... crying
          1. tihonmarine
            tihonmarine 21 November 2019 10: 11
            0
            Quote: Alexander Petrov1
            These toilets were so expensive for Ukraine, and their loss is a blow to their defense and military budget

            Well, yes, their Navy general said that they were crawling at the smallest speed because of the toilets and the fighting efficiency also fell because of these toilets, and the whole world was shouting "Putin, return the toilets to Ukraine !!!" And Trump shouts loudest of all, "Vova will not return the" push "I will impose sanctions!
        2. Piramidon
          Piramidon 21 November 2019 10: 12
          +7
          Quote: tihonmarine
          Since some time, feces began to be called gold?

          Apparently since then, as the sewers began to be called "goldsmiths". laughing
        3. Captain45
          Captain45 21 November 2019 17: 06
          0
          Quote: tihonmarine
          Since some time, feces began to be called gold?

          Probably since the scoop of these same feces began to call gold laughing
        4. Serg koma
          Serg koma 22 November 2019 05: 57
          +1
          Quote: tihonmarine
          Since some time, feces began to be called gold?

          Great and mighty:
          GOLDEN - Professional for cleaning latrines, sewer (· decomp. · Euph. · Joker.). Explanatory Dictionary of Ushakov
          They paid not to breathe sewage very badly, which also affected the name, because it is impossible to refuse this physiological need, which means representatives of this profession found a gold mine in each cesspool.
          This profession is mentioned by Zamyatin in the Collected Works in 4 volumes, the article "The Great Sanitizer".
          Something like that laughing
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    4. dzvero
      dzvero 21 November 2019 11: 36
      +3
      Plagiarism. Toilet bowls are Georgian everything.

      There, presidents like ties in fashion ... eleven years ago ...
      1. YOUR
        YOUR 21 November 2019 11: 39
        +3
        After 080808, the tie-screamer yelled that the Russians were removing toilet bowls from Georgia.
        1. dzvero
          dzvero 21 November 2019 11: 45
          +2
          Ah-ah-ah, of course, the Russians stole the toilet and had to use a tie as a clogging, but he was too shy to put it on the camera "from below", but it turned out "from above" smile
    5. Prisoner
      Prisoner 22 November 2019 08: 23
      +1
      Hardly. This is the know-how of the owner. And they have a common owner. hi
  2. Andrey Chistyakov
    Andrey Chistyakov 21 November 2019 06: 13
    +7
    "Piano" on the spot ...
    1. cost
      cost 21 November 2019 07: 28
      +20
      The President of Ukraine took part in a “ceremony” for inspecting Ukrainian boats and tugboats handed over by Russia.

      President admiral solemnly met with Orextra laughing
  3. Li17
    Li17 21 November 2019 06: 32
    +4
    Quote: The same LYOKHA
    Ukraine is not lucky with the presidents ... the drunk was replaced by a worker of humor and satire.

    And he doesn't use his talent either. So he would take and perform something for the people. For example, I would have performed "Torn the Sail" with Vysotsky's guitar ... It would be fun, otherwise everything goes out in the kitchen. Poroshenko trumpeted the Komsomol with enthusiasm, and this one fusses about petty!
    1. venik
      venik 21 November 2019 09: 01
      +2
      Quote: lithium17
      It would be fun, otherwise it’s all about the kitchen.

      ==========
      Why is it so "kitchen-like" at once? He can still play the piano "without hands":

      wassat
    2. Demon_is_ada
      Demon_is_ada 21 November 2019 11: 35
      +1
      I apologize, and the lowest I apologize, but I read "Torn ... nus" belay Well, there it is, what they usually think ... Like that, here it is ... toilets, toilets and here you are, on this wave such associations ... crying
  4. Dmitry Potapov
    Dmitry Potapov 21 November 2019 06: 34
    +6
    Zelensky went to the toilet, but there are no toilets, and it’s still dark, the ceiling lights (secretly taken). They still think of raising the sunken ships from the bottom and put on the raid, presenting them as returned by Russia.
    1. maidan.izrailovich
      maidan.izrailovich 21 November 2019 06: 40
      +2
      Zelensky went to the toilet, but there are no toilets ....

      Apparently having come aboard, he introduced himself in the place of sailors. And immediately I realized what was needed in the latrine. lol
    2. novel66
      novel66 21 November 2019 07: 37
      +3
      and when it’s dark, you can quickly, without a toilet ... then say sho
    3. Alexander Petrov1
      Alexander Petrov1 21 November 2019 08: 18
      +2
      Well, everything without the toilets, the boats became not combat-ready and, to our deep regret, they must be removed from service ... yes
  5. Valery Valery
    Valery Valery 21 November 2019 06: 38
    +5
    the presidential board, which was supposed to be delivered by the head of the Ukrainian state after that visit to the Village of Lugansk, broke down in Chuguev and could not take off.

    We know, we know ... This is the insidious Russian sailors, border guards broke the plane Vazelina ..
    1. Polite Moose
      Polite Moose 21 November 2019 07: 18
      +9
      Quote: Valery Valery
      We know, we know ...

      The plane does not take off from the city of Chuguev
      He is now like that ax - a piece of iron (just a piece of iron)
      1. novel66
        novel66 21 November 2019 07: 39
        +8
        presidential board did not soar
        dviglo not starting
        because from the head
        devastation begins ..
        1. Reptiloid
          Reptiloid 21 November 2019 09: 41
          +4
          Quote: novel xnumx
          presidential board did not soar
          dviglo not starting
          because from the head
          devastation begins ..

          In connection with the verses, the affairs of bygone days were recalled !!! lol laughing As in 2015, the "" main rescuer "" of Ukraine Shkiryak (surname like that) evacuated his people from Nepal, how he flew there with a large retinue of media, and a yoga instructor (beautiful love by a woman), how something broke down on the plane, how 2 times (the first time the item didn’t fit, sent for the next one) they were waiting from Ukraine for the parts to be repaired, as the journalists, because of lack of money, declared themselves to have been affected by the earthquake ... As Shkiryak fell asleep drinks on the runway in New Delhi, and the media thought he was sleeping in Baku, and the Azerbaijanis were offended by that! (they have wonderful hotels)
          In general, a complete mess, covered in the media as something heroic. And the Ukrainian taxpayers were unhappy negative all this
          1. novel66
            novel66 21 November 2019 10: 11
            +1
            lovely story! good
            1. Reptiloid
              Reptiloid 21 November 2019 11: 42
              +1
              Quote: novel xnumx
              lovely story! good

              The story is wonderful, considering that the earthquake began on 25. It was 04 days. Our tourists were taken out of the Russian Federation, the republics of the USSR, Israel from April 2. What part of Ukrainians refused
              And Shkiryak flew for the remaining April 30 from Kiev, and from the capital of India, where he repaired the plane only on May 5 and returned to Kiev on May 7. In Baku, they were well received for free on the way back
              As a result of such a rescue, photo-toads and jokes appeared on the network and in May 2015 Shkiryak resigned.
            2. Captain45
              Captain45 21 November 2019 17: 10
              0
              Quote: novel xnumx
              lovely story!

              And most importantly - where did the yoga instructor go (beautiful love female)? request
              1. novel66
                novel66 21 November 2019 17: 12
                +1
                burned with shame !!
  6. Thrifty
    Thrifty 21 November 2019 06: 38
    +1
    That is, the Ukrainian side in the United Nations will drag not only the toilet bowls, but the ship's armaments? Zelensky on the platform of the United Nations with a machine gun, with a drilled barrel - a hint of armed tolerasts ??? lol
    1. Monar
      Monar 21 November 2019 06: 59
      +5
      So the toilet bowls were steeled. How will he drag them? Only a piece of sewer pipe. Now let her shake. It’s also for a dismantled machine gun. There is no fly. Like ... laughing
  7. Ross xnumx
    Ross xnumx 21 November 2019 07: 01
    +5
    It became known why Zelensky darkly inspected boats and a tug returned by Russia

    1. Like all vampires, he simply avoids sunlight ...
    2. At night, the security operates at a double rate ...
    3. The wife kicked out ...
  8. Dikson
    Dikson 21 November 2019 07: 01
    +4
    Three months to install a new toilet seat in latrine? Something somehow unrealistic deadlines ..
    1. Andrei Gurov
      Andrei Gurov 21 November 2019 08: 55
      +1
      And from the real term, what a fat, ugh, who needs it?
    2. Rzzz
      Rzzz 21 November 2019 22: 06
      +1
      Not, quite realistic terms. Faced with this. There was a stage in my life when I worked as a yacht captain. My toilet vacuum pump motor burned out. A simple 24 volt DC motor, no nanotechnology. My dealer turned up the price as half a used "Zhiguli" and the delivery time to a warehouse in England is 3 months, and then another delivery to Russia. I was lucky to find a used motor for a bottle of Hennessy from the owner's bar. :)
  9. Guards turn
    Guards turn 21 November 2019 07: 12
    +4
    "They are waiting for the third hour at the port in Ochakovo in the dark. The journalist of TRK Ukraina fell into a hole and broke her leg
    21: 24, 20 November 2019
    On Wednesday, November 20, while waiting at the checkpoint of the military port in Ochakovo, where President of Ukraine Vladimir Zelensky is supposed to arrive, one of the journalists broke her leg. Earlier, some freed ships arrived there.

    The incident happened with the representative of the TRK "Ukraine" Angela Slobodyan. This is stated in the Derenyuga telegram channel, which is run by the editor of the NikVesti website.

    "The president is delayed. They are not allowed inside, they say" preparatory measures. "The territory, to put it mildly, is not adapted to the presence of such a group of people here. Around the pits, the dug-outs, the darkness is continuous. PTS channel 1 + 1 has just left and there is no light at all. As a result, journalist of TRK "Ukraine" Angela Slobodyan fell into the pit, breaking her leg. They say, an open fracture. Thank God, at least the ambulance is nearby, "the published message says.
    1. Same lech
      Same lech 21 November 2019 07: 25
      0
      As a result, Anzhela Slobodyan, a journalist of the TRK "Ukraine", fell into the pit, breaking her leg.

      As always, everyone will be blamed on Putin ... his long arm reached the journalist. what
      1. Guards turn
        Guards turn 21 November 2019 07: 27
        +8
        The Ukrainian Foreign Ministry said that despite the return to Kiev of detainees for violating the Russian border of boats, he will continue to demand their return.
      2. novel66
        novel66 21 November 2019 07: 44
        +4
        did he touch her leg ?? phew!
    2. Retvizan 8
      Retvizan 8 22 November 2019 04: 25
      0
      It's a shame, Angela failed to look into the point.))
  10. Andrea
    Andrea 21 November 2019 07: 22
    +5
    Without toilets, boats came to full readiness !!! laughing
    Given the broad Ukrainian mentality, this was expected and the ships could not be returned without acts of acceptance, and, in fact, without any accounting, this is a common practice. Where do the toilet bowls ask? what
    And as for weapons ... matches for children are not a toy, you will interrupt.
    1. tihonmarine
      tihonmarine 21 November 2019 09: 52
      +2
      Quote: Andrea
      Ask where the toilet bowls are.

      I'm talking about gov ... fecaliev remembered Odessa in 2014. They have VNA adopted laws on "Collection and disposal of feces on all vessels calling VNA 404". A PZM operator comes aboard and says that I do not have a tank for collecting go ... feces on the ship. 4000 bucks fine on the invoice, or 2000 in my pocket. He told me what VNA is a legal g-in and how good everything is. And I told him their newspaper in the nose "Look it is written that in Odessa all the ... feces go straight to the sea." He turned out like, "But we have constant control over th ... feces." There is nothing to say, and I replied, "Ho .. feces, if you don't control, still remain so .. feces and smell bad." He was offended, and I had to pay 4000 bucks through the bank. 5 years have passed, and feces are flowing into the Black Sea, enjoy your stay in Odessa.
  11. Mountain shooter
    Mountain shooter 21 November 2019 07: 23
    +7
    In disgrace! The president inspects a pair of shaving-basin-sized dishes, and laments that they don’t have any shells for farts, from which you won’t get anywhere if you get excited. There is no stabilization. laughing
    Armor, as it turned out, too ...
    1. Yngvar
      Yngvar 21 November 2019 11: 27
      +2
      And the stabilization and armor are also ours? ..
  12. rocket757
    rocket757 21 November 2019 07: 31
    +5
    The President of Ukraine said that he "consulted with the admiral" and came to the conclusion about the "shortage of arms parts."

    So what is missing? Toilets or armaments?
    The president did not repeat any nonsense behind the admiral ... it seems so.
    1. novel66
      novel66 21 November 2019 07: 45
      +5
      the toilet is a defensive weapon! Hi, Victor hi
      1. rocket757
        rocket757 21 November 2019 07: 59
        +4
        Hello Roman soldier
        Wait a boom, maybe the president will change his mind, correct him .... ardent svidomye, they will express their fee-ee and there will be a list of what was so valuable from these vessels! On the stamp and under the signature!
        I hope that our inventory was compiled and someone from the dill was forced to sign it ... because without a piece of paper ..... you are floating and swimming, you are not drowning!
        1. novel66
          novel66 21 November 2019 08: 15
          +3
          when transmitting, an act is necessarily drawn up, and to inspect the pelvis - half an hour with smoke breaks
          1. rocket757
            rocket757 21 November 2019 09: 04
            +3
            Quote: novel xnumx
            when transmitting, an act is necessarily drawn up, and to inspect the pelvis - half an hour with smoke breaks

            They made it up, as it should be ... that's who signed from the opposite side, that's a question. After all, they can refuse, for the sake of "business", for the sake of idei!
            1. novel66
              novel66 21 November 2019 10: 17
              +1
              Do you think the fig was in your pocket? Can not be!
              1. rocket757
                rocket757 21 November 2019 10: 28
                0
                Quote: novel xnumx
                Do you think the fig was in your pocket? Can not be!

                they could twist two ... for the sake of business, they still did not dodge.
      2. Yngvar
        Yngvar 21 November 2019 11: 31
        0
        novel66
        "The toilet is a defensive weapon!"

        Well do not tell!
        At least dual-use - after a three-week constipation and in general!
        Further than you see!
        1. novel66
          novel66 21 November 2019 11: 49
          +2
          well yes. as well as combat swimmers-saboteurs poison on the way
  13. Andrei Nikolaevich
    Andrei Nikolaevich 21 November 2019 07: 41
    +3
    Of course, you excuse me .. Maybe I am a boor and a cynic .. But I do not perceive Zelensky as the head of a neighboring state! I will hear his name and immediately imagine Napoleov from the famous comedy! And with tank admiral Voronchenko, the same story. Immediately imagine a tank floating on the sea in which a naive and stupid rural young man, born in the village of Babai, sits ... Well, all this is ridiculous!
  14. askort154
    askort154 21 November 2019 07: 55
    +3
    It would seem that it is necessary for a normal president to meet the arrival of three small vessels. But since this president is from pop music,
    then arrange a "show", his professional illness.
    He promised to return, they returned - his first victory.
    His second promise is to plant Poroshenko.
    Here the clown is unlikely to be lucky. No.
    1. bouncyhunter
      bouncyhunter 21 November 2019 08: 15
      +4
      Welcome hi
      Quote: askort154
      Here the clown is unlikely to be lucky.

      It has long been incomprehensible: either laugh at the news from the on / off, or be horrified ...
      1. askort154
        askort154 21 November 2019 09: 08
        +2
        bouncyhunter .....It has long been incomprehensible: either laugh at the news from the on / off, or be horrified ..

        hi ! In fact, our media has already stormed Ukrainian theme.
        For them, this is easy money, but for us, at least turn off all TVs, KPs and smartphones. negative
        1. bouncyhunter
          bouncyhunter 21 November 2019 09: 46
          +1
          When I am annoyed by the dominance of I / O in the media, I just switch to "STALKER". wink
    2. Retvizan 8
      Retvizan 8 22 November 2019 04: 43
      0
      Yes, you are right, of course he would like to meet something big and powerful like "Bismarck", but in the absence of such he has to shoot victorious videos with a tug and boats.))
  15. Alexander Petrov1
    Alexander Petrov1 21 November 2019 08: 16
    +2
    Zelensky decided in the dark before going to bed to inspect the boatless boats ... crying
  16. den3080
    den3080 21 November 2019 08: 21
    +4
    404 disaster country.
    the presidential board broke down due to decrepitude, was afraid of flying on a military plane - they are even worse, the base is not properly lit, so while one of the journalists was waiting for the green, in the darkness fell into a hole and broke her leg ...
    wassat laughing
    some color multi-part tragicomedy with elements of a horror movie, not a country.
    1. Antares
      Antares 21 November 2019 09: 38
      0
      Quote: den3080
      the presidential board broke down from decrepitude, was afraid of flying on a military plane - they are even worse,

      Well, if you look only at Ukraine, yes ...
      but in general
      Bort number 1 of Ukraine broke for the first time in 20 years! And that mess in the engine.
      “The press service of the President’s Office has denied reports that the President refused to fly with a military plane, which was allegedly offered. Immediately after it was established that the presidential board was defective, Vladimir Zelensky and his team members went to Kharkov, from where they were supposed to fly to Nikolaev, ”the press service said.
      1. den3080
        den3080 21 November 2019 10: 38
        +2
        This is a texture however smile
        I recalled how Yanukovych inspected the type of army and when it was decided to shoot from the point y, they fired, it flew off to the wrong place and snooped in the wrong place, in general the disgrace came out.
        also diligently jammed.
        Do not remember the texture of this exponential shot?
        I’ve found a video of another “incident”.

        There has long been a comedy :) and the end of the edge is not visible.
  17. Alien From
    Alien From 21 November 2019 09: 18
    +2
    Quiet Ukrainian night ...... but the boat must be hidden ....... Muscovites everywhere climb with screwdrivers ......
  18. aszzz888
    aszzz888 21 November 2019 09: 19
    +1
    Fact is that presidential board which was supposed to deliver the head of the Ukrainian state after that visit to the Village of Lugansk, broke down in Chuguev and could not take off.

    And what "presidential board" does he have? AN-2?
  19. vladcub
    vladcub 21 November 2019 09: 20
    +2
    I didn’t understand what exactly was missing from the boats: toilets or weapons?
    The admiral spoke of the toilet, while Zelinsky spoke of armament.
    1. Gray brother
      Gray brother 21 November 2019 10: 26
      +2
      Quote: vladcub
      I didn’t understand what exactly was missing from the boats: toilets or weapons?

      It is the same.
    2. Kerensky
      Kerensky 21 November 2019 10: 34
      +3
      I didn’t understand what exactly was missing from the boats: toilets or weapons?

      Svyatoslav.
      Why are we not surprised by the names of our complexes? "Zircon", "Buratino", "Sleigh" ..... Well, they have secret "Toilet", "Rosette", "Plafon". So our specialists took them for study.
      1. Retvizan 8
        Retvizan 8 22 November 2019 04: 50
        +1
        Cool noticed!)))))))
      2. vladcub
        vladcub 22 November 2019 10: 45
        0
        To study the contents of the toilet? No, it's past me
  20. tihonmarine
    tihonmarine 21 November 2019 09: 22
    +3
    After inspecting the ships in Ochakov, Zelensky said that they “really lacked” equipment and some things. He promised to turn to Russia with a request to return "everything that is there", and also to begin an investigation
    How low the president and the country need to sink to start rasslelovanie about the theft of three bu toilets (offended). Who can imagine that Putin or Trump shouted to the whole world "Bring back the old, dirty, stuck toilets. The whole world be in solidarity with us, we will shout together -" Bring back the toilets, they are robbing !!! "
    1. Retvizan 8
      Retvizan 8 22 November 2019 04: 49
      +1
      Yeah, introduce "Toilet" sanctions against Russia.))
  21. Demon_is_ada
    Demon_is_ada 21 November 2019 10: 00
    +2
    Sorry, but my brain stubbornly draws one picture, so to speak, by analogy ...
    May 1945, Nuremberg, the German command demands the return of all tanks, planes and other equipment from the territory of the USSR ... The USSR returns belay the German command declares that the equipment is not in proper condition, burned out, destroyed and demands to bring it into working condition ... When asked by the representative of the USSR - how did your equipment end up on the territory of the USSR, it states that they wanted a little chicken, milk, eggs, like a neighbor, black soil, slaves and oil are just that, this is normal and there is zer gut, but Russian barbarians do not understand the "civilized progressive traditions of European society" and have ruined everything ...
    Complete scribe gentlemen ...
  22. Berkut24
    Berkut24 21 November 2019 10: 00
    +2
    3 months for the installation of 2 standard 30mm guns from armored personnel carriers and 3 toilets. Now we know the capabilities of the military-industrial complex of Ukraine.
  23. Janus
    Janus 21 November 2019 10: 56
    +1
    “But when I arrive on board, even your latrine should shine like a copper bell, and beat the enemy with shit!”
    Roman Zlotnikov. "Swords over the Stars"
  24. beeper
    beeper 21 November 2019 11: 05
    +2
    Apparently the American occupiers with the British did not want to let the Aboriginal "Maidanoprez" accompanied by the media and TV into their updated Ochakov naval base during the day, so that they would not see anything superfluous, not photographed and shown on TV ?! winked
    Therefore, such a delay (precisely until the darkness of the night), and not due to the fact that "the plane broke down (usually there is a backup plane for such cases)" is a frivolous excuse (but, as we see, it is also quite enough for the Russians) gave a ride "?) ?!
  25. Geo⁣
    Geo⁣ 21 November 2019 11: 24
    +1
    There is a civil war in the country, the economy, even on IMF loans and "austerity" measures (on the people), is steadily sliding into the abyss, and the president finds time to "inspect" the pitiful vessels and deal with the problem of the alleged absence of toilets on them. Surrealism.
  26. thinker
    thinker 21 November 2019 12: 11
    +1
    Quote: nznz
    I think everything was filmed before being transferred to photos and videos

    But what without it! Here is the answer -
    “The Center for Public Relations of the FSB of Russia publishes video frames of the external and internal state of the courts at the time of their transfer to the Ukrainian side, as well as the procedures for signing acts of transfer and acceptance. The frames clearly show that the boats and tugboat were handed over to the Ukrainian side in good condition and with good plumbing»
    https://russian.rt.com/ussr/news/689218-sostoyanie-korabli-kiev-fsb
  27. ochakow703
    ochakow703 21 November 2019 13: 32
    0
    Aeroplan will not take off
    To the skies of Chuguev
    Because at the helm
    Zelenushka kueva.
  28. Brodyaga19
    Brodyaga19 21 November 2019 14: 40
    0
    The toilets were stolen during transportation, but it’s not clear why ships cannot go on their own without them? Do their ships rotate only from the toilet? To what extent the technology has reached them, ours don’t know how!
  29. Div Divich
    Div Divich 21 November 2019 17: 26
    0
    It turned out that the Ukrainians made a stuffing about the toilet so that the world media would publish about them, and the media would not publish the refutation.

    In general, Ukrainians deceived the whole world through the world media, and ends in the water.

    What did you want to achieve? Most likely they want financing and other assistance from Western countries, and here they remind of their existence.
    1. Retvizan 8
      Retvizan 8 22 November 2019 05: 00
      0
      Yeah, give me money for toilets, sockets and toilet paper.))
  30. Retvizan 8
    Retvizan 8 22 November 2019 05: 03
    0
    And what to take with the commander of the tank?
    I went into the captain’s cabin, there were small swarms, and there are no toilets there, I immediately made a statement.
    He did not know that the glasses on the ship are in latrine.))
  31. Prisoner
    Prisoner 22 November 2019 08: 25
    0
    Looks like he was passing by and suddenly hesitated. Runs into the latrine, and there at least a ball of rolling. The local Svidomo admiral of the toilet has already been stolen. Well, the chaise rushed. laughing
  32. 7,62x54
    7,62x54 22 November 2019 12: 05
    0
    The story began with the cast of a wolf pack, and ended with a search for dirty ... toilets.