Notes of the Colorado Cockroach. Call Makarevich, let him sing!
Ladies and gentlemen, friends and comrades, in general, all-all-all! I welcome you to the next part of our show, which will continue while Russia and Ukraine will be. That is forever. I hope so, at least.
Today, the format is not quite familiar to you, to be honest, for me, too, but you know how in that joke about Sir Henry Baskerville. “Who is it howling in the swamps?” - Barimore. “Why is he yelling?” “Sore, sir ...”
And so it got sick, and I decided to look back and forth. And because who does not remember his past, is not worthy of the future, and indeed.
This is especially “and generally”, because what have I been doing all this time? A fair assessment of everything that happens in our world, specifically between our countries.
However, sooner or later, the idea comes to any powerful mind that you need to look back and take a slightly sober (well, you understand why) look at the path you traveled.
You yourself, you see, this is not always possible, because I called my godfather, and, taking advantage of Tarakanushka’s visit to my sister’s christening, we wished the newly-baptized health in absentia and began to seriously prepare to see the depth of time. Okay, a few years is also a term, but you can’t buy health, because that’s what it is, that is.
So take a seat around your pasta. Today, in our culinary program, noodles with lard and a vodka.
And we would like to start talking from the events preceding the 2014 year and “Your Crimea”.
But you will have to start not from the 2014 and not even from the 2008 year, but from the stop of the Chernobyl nuclear power plant, no matter how strange it may look.
The first bell in the cooling of our relations was precisely the stop of the station as a gesture of trust in Europe and the West and, as a result, mistrust of Russia.
Then there was a tsar-mandarin, who was thrust into our throats under the guise of resistance from the power of Donetsk criminals. Nobody spoke of Russia as an aggressor then, but there were already notes that all of Donetsk were resettled Russian criminals.
It is allowed to pedal the theme of the Holodomor and to instill ideas of nationalism in schools. High school teachers began to yell in plain text, which, for example, Lviv was not made into an industrial center, but planted the Russian language by importing Russian-speaking teachers and specialists from all over the Union.
The next call from the tsar-mandarin was a joint exercise with NATO near Odessa. There were two goals: to see how ours (stormy applause and leaps?) And yours (slurred grumbling and twisting a finger at the temple or what is worse?) Will react to this.
And the customer’s result wasn’t happy, the bottle of American fruit didn’t get into our throats, even kill. It turned out that if it doesn’t go out, it’s better to put it out, the special services thought and began to cook us again.
Those in power from your gas and our taxes lived happily ever after, especially at the rate of 5 rubles per hryvnia.
Therefore, a decree was issued - without any Aesopian shit about starting to scream in three throats, that everyone here is buying up by the Russians, that LAZ was unleashed precisely in order to create a zrad, for example.
And to make it more fun, for any Soviet symbols in the Ternopil and Lviv region, the administrator began to sew automatically. Just so that it was more fun to drive, the red flags were again conveniently redone, cut off the star, and smeared half of the shit. The benefit of it is more than enough for everyone.
And at the exit, it turned out just so patriotic, because the Soviet flags were prepared that tomatoes were pickled in the fall. Half a century ahead is still enough.
In 2010, the people had a remission of the brain and the braid king was to win, but then Tsar Petrushka pulled himself up with the “Party of Regions” and showed everyone what it means to elect a president rectally.
And so that Maidan would not gather, the tsar-pigtail gave way to the count - the first minister.
They didn’t take into account one thing; she didn’t take loot; she came to power; she, along with other boyars, really came to do something, albeit not without benefit for herself.
I agreed on cheaper gas, arranged a preferential purchase of housing for young families, put in the National Bank according to the tonsils, and eventually paid everyone who had deposits 1000 hryvnias for the savings book.
Who remembers, who does not remember, but there was such a thing.
1000 / 8 = 125. American This is me, to remind, suddenly someone forgot that at that time the hryvnia was still worth something. Therefore, in order not to get the face of the saint during his lifetime, they hid her in a jail, and at the same time all the sensible specialists, the same Lukash, for example.
Look at your hands, organized everything Petruha, taxis Azarov, and then Yanyk blown away for everyone. And Mrs. Yulka of what, but she’s nothing, she has an iron alibi, because she moored on the bunks.
And then the comedy began in full.
Yours are pounding the neighbors in the liver over their heads. And at our side we have a country in which there is a king a bandit. And every day all the TV channels pedal the topic with the braids landing, the dismissal of ministers.
Not a simple situation with the language was mixed in a bunch, they wanted to introduce the 2 of the language, but all economists answered with one voice - we won’t pull it. Two-way television, documents, training, radio, all official in duplicate. And the tension around the ruling party is growing, and the population has actually managed to hammer out that Russians are everywhere in power here.
And here, as it were, by chance they wring such a price for renting bases in the Crimea that it will be easier to dig up a new sea and pour in a new Crimea than to pay. Well, then you yourself know, it started: 2013 year, Maidan ...
People poke the pearls from Azarov in the style of "Go dig, you will have a good mother’s salary." Society was tense to the limit, and there was a need for a channel into which everything negative could be merged, but here we have it: the tsar’s bandit, rapist, pedophile, murderer. Who led to the helm against the will of the whole nation, whoever says that we ourselves have chosen it, I want to remind you that already in 2004 we voted against Yanyk for Orange, and what it led to, we all remembered well and no one was in a hurry go out, although there were provocations.
And in 2013, we determined where we were going, in the Customs Union or in the EU. And they stupidly threw the president, that's just in the most interesting place, he stood rooted to the spot, and can not announce where we are going.
Stuck President. Neither be, nor me, nor corn.
And then there were rallies for joining the EU, the king does not say anything. And in the information vacuum, requirements have entered Europe. And the people poured into the streets of Kiev, first Kiev, then the region, and then half of Ukraine already stood on their ears.
It’s impossible to disperse such a crowd with batons. Only the troops could fix the situation. But the whole elite was silent and did not issue a single order, they all waited for the decree from the owners, until the last not believing that they had been merged. And the same “Golden Eagle” took the oath, the “Golden Eagles” pledged to defend the Motherland from external and internal enemies, and they carried it out with the stamina of knights, held on when they threw Molotov cocktails at them, caught provocateurs ready to smash business for the sake of 500 hryvnia quarter on Khreshchatyk.
But the last straw was provocations with weapons, in both directions started firing from machine guns. And then the populace became insane. Government buildings were taken by storm, to the guise of all competitors, those in power simply killed with shouts “He is aunt! He is for Yanyka! ”
And here the "Golden Eagle", and the president, and the prime minister (this generally fell the first) unanimously said: it all failed in vain! In the coffin, we saw all this sort out!
And amicably piled into the sunset. To the little brothers, treat the nerves, feed the fish, away from these tours. Meanwhile, rolling out Yulka from the mud of the Maidan and stroking Yatsenyuk’s bald head, our knight crawls out in shining armor, which destroys everything that he touches.
But it was in Kiev, and what happened in the Donbass? And we were all told that there was Maidan, as well as throughout Ukraine, and he was brutally crushed by military force there. Word for word, and battalions of volunteers from the Armed Forces of Ukraine stepped there, so that everything seems to be sorted out, but it didn’t work out.
Everything about Donbass is my half guesses, some of you even know better than me how it was. Another question is how it was submitted to the rest of Ukraine, which calmly shook it and did not choke. Just because TV still believed.
In general, the terrorists, together with the rest, tried to "repulse these impudent terrorists, seizing power by force." And troops were sent to suppress and admonish these incomprehensible separs, only they were met by not scattered heaps of bandiuk, as expected, but in general the entire population with weapons. And when the battles began, then yours pulled themselves up.
But, judging by how they shouted to us that there were terrorists, I can assume that things went there like in Odessa, where anti-Maidan stood in November and came to disperse it with the help of the same Urkagans who staged a massacre on Maidan.
According to eyewitnesses, the head of the police department in the hot phase of the clash convened all the heads of the Odessa police for a meeting, demanding that the phones be cut down. So that no one goes to heroism. Police shielded the sides one from the other with shields while the rally clashed. Molotov cocktails, stones and even a firearm were used. Everything ended with a massacre with a huge number of corpses and the murder of a woman shouting "Glory to Ukraine!"
Resistance crushed. In Odessa, silence and grace, but candles with flowers.
Perhaps for comment I will quote the Bulgarian comrade George Dimitrov: “Fascism is the power of finance capital itself. This is an organization of terrorist reprisals against the working class and the revolutionary part of the peasantry and intelligentsia. ”
The police could stop this crime, but they needed an order from a superior officer, and without it, any attempt at arbitrariness would have ended with a tribunal and reprisal after graduation. But where did these fighters of the Maidan and warriors of light come from in such quantities? Good question, right?
At each transport junction between cities, in each city there are more than 20 000 people, their maidans were organized in support of the coup, nothing is new under the sun.
In the 2008 year, even in the town with the 5 000 population, the people raised to a torchlight procession at night in the cold. Fortunately, mulled wine was cooked on everyone, otherwise they would freeze. But they walked all day two, after which they started getting on the buses, I note, quite organized! And advance to Kiev, on the Maidan.
And so that life would not seem like oil, under a couple of buses in famous places, unknown people threw spikes and buses with protesters were sent to ditches and into the oncoming traffic.
But those in power needed to urgently embitter the people and direct their anger towards opponents of the coup and anti-Maidan. In order to organize this in Odessa, letting down the bus was not an option, because no one would go there en masse to help.
Therefore, they took the proven “Right Sector” (banned in Russia) and a crowd of football fans who, in peacetime, are ready to kill for fun, and for money and fame ...
How do you think the media in the east gave us media? Maybe we were told that not everyone agreed with the results of the massacre on the Maidan and the overthrow of power?
No, in all the media it was said that supporters of accession to Russia gathered in Odessa and “everyone” is going to disperse them. In the eyes of the public, the inhabitants of Odessa looked like separatists and traitors to their homeland. And the football fans who beat them were heroes.
What am I doing this, would not be the second of May in Odessa, it would be anywhere.
Local Maidans were created promptly and with one single purpose: to stifle any Separa infection.
And now we come to the main thing, but what would happen if in the 2014 year there weren’t “Our Crimea”? What would happen if there were no "green men"? If there were no events in the Donbass?
In short, the slaughter.
All opponents of Petro Poroshenko and his team would be killed. Any creeps towards democracy would be called separatism and destroyed on the spot.
Hand on heart, I’ll say: the situation in the Crimea has not been easy since the 1993 year. And in 2014, the tension reached its climax.
The massacre throughout the country told the respected GDP an extremely simple truth: either, Vladimir Vladimirovich, you will take Crimea by any means, or there will now be a maidan for depriving the status of autonomy and withdrawing all pro-Russian forces and establishing a new correct order, and first of all all the bases, for officers nafig, the waters of the Sea of Azov close.
And what would happen if they did not help the Donbass? The border would be littered with refugees screaming for help, people who consider themselves Russian.
Although the participants in those events who dug themselves trenches and trenches at the Obozrenie will not let me lie, this was so.
Did Odessa seem to you Khatyn?
And in Donetsk and Lugansk there were many more protesters. According to my estimates, ten thousand people would have to be killed in order to “pacify” the city, where 5% of the population was at least the most active and ready to resist.
5% - how is it? Who does not understand, this is a huge figure! On the second Maidan in Kiev, about 200 thousand people shuffled, and God forbid that 30-40 were Kiev. In a city with a population of three million.
Do you understand what I mean? Statistics are a scary thing. If according to my calculations, then Kiev had to expose up to 150 thousand people. And it turned out four times less than in the south.
The choice, dear readers, was in the spirit of Cartman, between a giant enema and a sandwich with ... Well, whoever watched the series, he will understand who did not watch, let him know.
In the first case, the discrediting of power and destabilization of the situation throughout the country, in the second case, the sanctions of the whole world and the collapse of the exchange rate, the embargo on the supply of machine tools for the production of military equipment and other amenities.
The increase in VAT, retirement age, a huge pile of new taxes and the impoverishment of the population - these are the consequences of tightly lost foreign policy and oblivion stories 20 century.
Want to beat the veterans, ROA marches and Cossacks in Red Square?
Want to restore the monarchy and the total dictatorship of capital?
You are on the right track, comrades.
No, no offense. It makes sense to be offended by each other if, to put it mildly, we dance on the same rake? And all that happens sometimes is a boom! - have we mastered and re-started singing?
And while you have not dispersed and threw me slippers for pessimism, I want to talk about something else.
What will happen if a divorce of armies and a ceasefire in the Donbass happen? The key word is if.
The Azov battalion has gone somewhere? Other national bats? What about C14? And the national corps? There will be an attempt at reprisal against the fighters of resistance, the power of capital, which will come in the place of the leaders of the LPR, DNR, they, today's fighters, will not be needed for nothing. They will be asked to disappear out of sight, out of mind.
Will Russia be able to accept all? To give housing, work? Do you believe in your “yes, dear ones?”
No, a significant portion of the military will remain who have lost their home, homeland, relatives and land. Which has no where to return and no way back.
Perfect mercenaries. As I have a fellow countryman in the Foreign Legion. Icon for the whole family. So what does this icon say? Icon on the drum, where to fly and what to do there. The icon receives 2000 euros per month of salary and another 2000 bonus on departure.
In your opinion, are projects for isolating the Internet prepared just like that?
Perhaps I betrayed everything a bit messy, unusually like that, but alas, it happened like that. Ask me, why did I give it all out, dumped it like coal on the mountain?
Shannovi pans, love friends and just dear comrades! Reading your comments, I often understand how far away you are from us.
I do not urge to love, no. I do not urge to understand, forgive, forget. Look with all your eyes and learn, since we are an ideal training ground for smart people, we need to learn to understand the processes that will organize (or try to do this) tomorrow or the day after tomorrow.
Quiet and calm, like retirement age in European sizes. With the preservation of salaries and pensions in our ordinary. Today, pensions are branded as visa-free, tomorrow something else.
Watch, evaluate and understand. What today is easy with us, the day after tomorrow it can be easily with you.
So the old song by Andrei Makarevich with the words “Do you remember how it all began?” Is very, very relevant.
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