Zelensky called Ukrainians the creators of the first satellite and rocket engine

The first helicopter, rocket engine, artificial Earth satellite and a number of other inventions were presented to the world by Ukrainians. This statement was made by President of Ukraine Vladimir Zelensky, the press service of the President’s Office in Facebook.

Speaking at the international economic forum, which takes place in Kiev, Zelensky said that the guests of the forum arrived in a "truly phenomenal country." According to him, the Ukrainians gave mankind the first helicopter, rocket engine, artificial Earth satellite and much more.

Ukrainians presented mankind with the first helicopter, rocket engine, artificial Earth satellite. The Ukrainians created a prototype of x-rays, and, by the way, a CD. Ukrainians invented a zip code, electric tram technology, built the world's largest aircraft, created services such as PayPal and WhatsApp

- declared Zelensky.

According to the President of Ukraine, the most important "capital of the country" is its inhabitants, and the country itself is a "diamond" that must be cut in order to "turn into a diamond."

Note that the attribution to the Ukrainians of world inventions to which they have nothing to do is already a tradition of the new government that came after the Maidan. The ex-president of the country Poroshenko began to do this, then other Ukrainian politicians joined in this. Among the "famous Ukrainians" were Sikorsky and Aivazovsky, Sergey Korolev and Alexander Sergeyevich Pushkin and many other Russian and Soviet outstanding personalities.

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[Nycomed]

Ze has gone crazy ... It's just that there are no such beeches on the "keyboard" ...

[Cut Samshitov]

After the portrait of the great Ukrainian scientist - Vernadsky appeared on the new Khokhlogryvnya, there is nothing to be surprised.

[dorz]

The most important "capital of the country" is its land, which will soon belong to the American and the Chinese.

[Lesorub]

Quote: dorz

The most important "capital of the country" is its land, which will soon belong to the American and the Chinese.

You are 100% right that Ukraine will soon lose both land and will remain with imaginary sovereignty.

[Major Yurik]

Quote: Cut Samshitov

After the portrait of the great Ukrainian scientist - Vernadsky appeared on the new Khokhlogryvnya, there is nothing to be surprised.

Krasava Ze! If one of the great ones, some kind of horseradish drove through the territory of Bandera, then automatically his invention is the fruit of hohlonation. Well, if the surnames end with - ko, -sky or more than the aspirations of -man or-boom, then a priori these are people of hohlonation! It is hard to be miserable on your head, especially for those around you!

[Lelek]

Quote: Major Yurik

If one of the great ones, some kind of horseradish drove through the territory of Bandera, then automatically his invention is the fruit of hohlonation. Well, if the surnames end with - ko, -sky or more than the aspirations of -man or-boom, then a priori these are people of hohlonation!

No, well, if Ruin is so smart, why is it so poor?
Or maybe the "Platons and Neutons", who, with their minds and hands, earned money for the treasury, were transferred to its boundless expanses, and there were only nouveau riche-temporary workers with oligarchs-thieves. So, "Zelenstroy" today has nothing to be proud of, everything that was destroyed was created when he fell from a three-wheeled bicycle. So you have to reach out for a handout, and on it BAM! Don't be naughty - pay the debts that you ate.

[mig29mks]

He forgot to add that the Black Sea was presented and indeed life on the planet earth came from Taras and Gala, but why didn’t he remember the Sumerians? That’s a soda head))))

[Amateur]

and indeed life on planet earth went from Taras and Gala,

Do you doubt it? Since then, there has been a proverb: "Sho no zim, then I bite!" (About an apple)

[mironych]

You want to say that Ukrainians also created Apple?

[Amateur]

You want to say that Ukrainians also created Apple?

Aha

[Zliy_mod]

And New York too (big apple)!

[poquello]

Quote: mig29mks

That’s a soda head))))

ahem, comrade came from KVN, he doesn’t even need to change the text

[Tersky]

Quote: poquello

a friend came from KVN,

It's not about him . Just after 2004. outside Ukraine

[major147]

Quote: mig29mks

He forgot to add that the Black Sea was presented and indeed life on the planet earth came from Taras and Gala, but why didn’t he remember the Sumerians? That’s a soda head))))

What's this!!?? Here "scientific work !!!!"

[maidan.izrailovich]

... the great Ukrainian scientist - Vernadsky ...

Neither is it possible.
Even American Wikipedia knows:

Vladimir Ivanovich Vernadsky (February 28 (March 12) 1863, St. Petersburg, Russian Empire - January 6, 1945, Moscow, USSR) - Russian and the Soviet scientist-naturalist, thinker and public figure. Academician of the St. Petersburg Academy of Sciences (1908) (later renamed the Russian Academy of Sciences (1917), USSR Academy of Sciences (1925) [3]); one of the founders and first president of the Ukrainian Academy of Sciences (1918-1921) [4]

[Xenofont]

Vernadsky, while passing through Kiev at that short time, when the hetman "soon-fall" ruled there, got stuck there due to hostilities and the inability to get to St. Petersburg. After the escape of the hetman, he was invited by Lunacharsky to cooperate and soon became a cult figure of Soviet science. He respected and appreciated Lenin very much and was a good acquaintance of his executed brother Alexander. Voshchem, a fragile trough of decommunization hit the rock.

[Sailor]

And I liked most of all about the "cutting" of such a "diamond" as Ukraine There is still cutting and cutting, I hope Russia will help them with this! Ideally, the "diamond" should fit within the borders of the Lviv region ...

[IL-64]

Well then! Vernadsky created the Ukrainian Academy of Sciences, which he was President for several years. True born in SntPtb ....

[Sky strike fighter]

Quote: Nycomed

Ze has gone crazy ... It's just that there are no such beeches on the "keyboard" ...

Impressive.

Ukrainians presented mankind with the first helicopter, rocket engine, artificial Earth satellite. The Ukrainians created a prototype of x-rays, and, by the way, a CD. Ukrainians invented a zip code, electric tram technology, built the world's largest aircraft, created services such as PayPal and WhatsApp

- declared Zelensky.

According to the President of Ukraine, the most important "capital of the country" is its inhabitants, and the country itself is a "diamond" that must be cut in order to "turn into a diamond."

Well, Zelensky is fading away from Ukraine. He is joking hard. It’s impossible. Meru should know. It is a pity that basically his words there are perceived at face value, otherwise they would neigh with all their heart.
PS
And so how many do not say halva, but in your mouth it will not become sweeter.

[cost]

According to the President of Ukraine, the most important "capital of the country" is its inhabitants

Therefore, at the moment, residents are not for sale but land is not such capital, so buy for health

[bbtcs]

But what, Ukrainians in the USSR only sat in caches and chewed fat?

[Shelest2000]

He still forgot to say about the Black Sea dug up by Ukrainians, the Caucasus Mountains poured from this land

And the world's first submarine! ABOUT!

[tihonmarine]

Quote: Nycomed

Ze went crazy ... It's just that there are no such beeches on the "keyboard".

Why don't you Nycomed believe anyone, because the whole "civilized world" already knows that Ukraine "runs like a cart in front of a mare." And everyone knows that Archimedes' Law brought Archimedenko to an "ancient Ukrainian" and America was also discovered by Kolumbenko, and even the first cosmonaut was Gagarenko. And this is what Mr. Greenlohenko is telling you.

[Bar2]

and the first spaceport is the Black Sea, which they themselves dug up. In front of the entire planet, except for the standard of living.

[NEXUS]

Quote: Nycomed

It's just that there are no such beeches on the "keyboard" ...

Ukrainians presented mankind with the first helicopter, rocket engine, artificial Earth satellite.

And they dug up the Black Sea, poured the Ural Mountains and in general human civilization began with great ukrov.
Orderlies in the studio.

[alexmach]

How to say. Glushko was born in Odessa, even the last name is Ukrainian, Korolev in Zhitomir. Sikorsky in Kiev.

In Ukraine, the Institute of Cybernetics of the Academy of Sciences is called Glushko, since Soviet times. Apparently, he also managed to make a note in cybernetics.

[Pilat2009]

Quote: alexmach

How to say. Glushko was born in Odessa, even the last name is Ukrainian, Korolev in Zhitomir. Sikorsky in Kiev.

If I was born in Kiev, it does not mean that I am Ukrainian. If I live in Tatarstan, for example, it doesn’t mean that Tatar. Russian. I. Papa Russian and mother Russian

[alexmach]

Glushko even by the name of Ukrainian. It is foolish of course to share achievements on this basis; in fact, they were Soviet designers. But there is one point - the inhabitants of present-day Ukraine have exactly the same attitude to the achievements of the Soviet era as the inhabitants of Russia ..

Bonus question, And who was Anna Yaroslavovna, the wife of the French king?

[Maverick78]

Anna Yaroslavna is a Russian princess) I know that my mumbled compatriots recorded her as a Ukrainian) I will tell you the principle by which recordings are made in Ukrainians. Born in Ukraine, one of the parents is Ukrainian, worked in Ukraine, lived in Ukraine - these are Ukrainians. If noted in something bad - this is not Ukrainian, even if all of the above items are present)

[alexmach]

Anna Yaroslavna is a Russian princess)

Well it very much depends on what you mean by "Russian"

[SokolfromRussia]

Anna Yaroslavna and other Rurikovich were representatives of the Old Russian nation. The language, traditions, etc. of which are largely preserved only in the territory of the RS and partially in Belarus. The Ukrainian language and traditions are connected with pre-Mongol Rus extremely weakly.

[alexmach]

Anna Yaroslavna and other Rurikovich were representatives of Old Russian

Here I partially agree. The answer "Devnerusskaya princess" is perfectly correct.

nationalities

Firstly, there was no such nation. And secondly, Anna Yaroslavovna was then a completely different nationality. Well, at least 7/8 she was a Scandinavian. And who is measured there who is more connected with pre-Mongol Rus is simply stupid. With it, both Ukraine and Russia and Belarus are connected to the same extent.

The Ukrainian language and traditions are connected with pre-Mongol Rus extremely weakly.

This is a blatant lie.

[Pilat2009]

Quote: alexmach

And who was Anna Yaroslavovna, the wife of the French king?

But then there were no Russians and Ukrainians. There were Scythians, Rus, glades, Drevlyans, Polovtsy, Khazars. And if you take into account that Prince Vladimir married a Greek woman at all. And after the Tatar-Mongol and Poles there can be no talk of clean blood.

[alexmach]

.And considering that Prince Vladimir married a Greek woman, then in general

The Greek woman has nothing to do with Anna Yaroslavovna, her grandmother and mother Yaroslav was Rigveda Rogvoldovna from Pskov. About Rogvold, the annals clearly state that he is a Varangian. But in general, yes, for comment plus, the question and the debate about whether she was Russian or Ukrainian was extremely stupid.

[Avis-bis]

Quote: alexmach

the question and debate about whether she was Russian or Ukrainian was extremely stupid.

... like this posting:

Glushko was born in Odessa, even the last name is Ukrainian, Korolev in Zhitomir. Sikorsky in Kiev.

[alexmach]

The post actually sets out 2 facts. About the same as the fact that Anna Yaroslavovna’s mother was a Swedish princess, and the only Slavic blood she could have was from the grandmother Malusha, no one else.

And as for the dispute, whose whose, yes, I agree, wrote about this above.

[Avis-bis]

Quote: alexmach

grandmothers

And what is "grandmother"?
This does not change the nonsense of posting "who was born where". Sergey Kapitsa was born in Cambridge. Is he English now?

[alexmach]

It does not negate the fact that the historical heritage of Ukraine and Russia is common. Including the legacy of recent history, who and how would relate to this story.

Nonsense of posting "who was born where" this does not cancel

Easy a little bit on the corners. This is starting to sound like an insult. Perhaps you will deny the connection of a person with the place in which he was born?

Sergey Kapitsa was born in Cambridge. Is he English now?

And his surname is English?

[Avis-bis]

Quote: alexmach

It does not negate the fact that the historical heritage of Ukraine and Russia is common. Including the legacy of recent history, who and how would relate to this story.

Nonsense of posting "who was born where" this does not cancel

Easy a little bit on the corners. This is starting to sound like an insult. Perhaps you will deny the connection of a person with the place in which he was born?

Sergey Kapitsa was born in Cambridge. Is he English now?

And his surname is English?

Will there be answers? Of course not. There is nothing to answer.

[alexmach]

Your drain is counted, will no longer be

[Thrifty]

Russia gave the world ukroin. ..from that moment we received a planetary circus, sometimes through tears. ..

[Misha Honest]

They got it - give me a regiment of the Airborne Forces, 20 - the Su-35 and Olga Skobeev, and I will provide you with a loyal New Russia! Really pulled up by idiocy!

[Kerensky]

They got it - give me an airborne regiment, 20 - a su-35 and Olga Skobeev and I will provide

And me! And to me ... The printing house of the State Sign and we will simply buy up that Ukraine in a month. Remember how the children of the mountains drove a fake in both wars? And they did not come up with it. Yes, for the hryvnia they will immediately give in the face. But do we need it?

[Misha Honest]

Quote: Kerensky

But do we need it?

From Kharkov to Moscow about 668 km. There will be a NATO base - a star. Either it is necessary to transfer the capital to Siberia, or return homeland, hometowns and stupid to finish ...

[Kerensky]

From Kharkov to Moscow about 668 km. There will be a NATO base - a star.

Calmly. The Wehrmacht stood closer. And here are Zelensky's statements on some forum?

[Misha Honest]

Quote: Kerensky

The Wehrmacht stood closer.

The Wehrmacht did not have missiles of varying range, supersonic aircraft, nuclear weapons and other benefits of "civilization". As well as 900 million loyal human resources. And they started the war on the river. Bug, not near Smolensk ...
And Zelensky is more like a screen or a talking head if you want. Anyway, nothing depends on him - for the Outskirts, the Americans decided everything 30 years ago. And if our government continues to stick its head in the sand, then Russia will not soon

[Kerensky]

The Wehrmacht did not have missiles of varying range, supersonic aircraft, nuclear weapons and other benefits of "civilization". As well as 900 million loyal human resources. And they started the war on the river. Bug, not near Smolensk ...

Well, do not consider it work, explain to the residents of the site, and who guarded the power plants, well, near Moscow in the winter of 1941. Yes, those who worked and supplied Moscow with energy. No, I will not press and send to the very sources and even deeper. SS guarded from the Wehrmacht! Hm! Fake?

[Misha Honest]

Quote: Kerensky

Well, do not consider it work, explain to the residents of the site, and who guarded the power plants, well, near Moscow in the winter of 1941. Yes, those who worked and supplied Moscow with energy. No, I will not press and send to the very sources and even deeper. SS guarded from the Wehrmacht! Hm! Fake?

Honestly - not a fig understood. Why are you doing this ???

[Kerensky]

Honestly - not a fig understood. Why are you doing this ???

Michael. Let's not clog the ether. In PM. There is a slightly different topic.

[Pilat2009]

Quote: Misha Honest

And if our government continues to stick its head in the sand, then Russia will not soon

Would you rather worry about the Far East

[Misha Honest]

Quote: Pilat2009

Would you rather worry about the Far East

War with China is unlikely as long as the United States exists. They are the main threat to both us and the Chinese. In the same way, for the USA, we and the Chinese are the main threat. And this is a matter of survival.

[antivirus]

residents on the outskirts - this is the main asset and achievements of the Cohols

[Sky strike fighter]

Zelensky called Ukrainians the creators of the first satellite and rocket engine

Well, what do you want? After the reforms, Suprun is experiencing an acute shortage of places in the country's medical institutions. Even the president has nowhere to attach.

[210ox]

And for quiet sadness they molt from the homeland .. Probably from a good life. Yes, and emigration is also an achievement of Ukrainians.

[tihonmarine]

Quote: 210ox

Yes, and emigration is also an achievement of Ukrainians.

Like thousands of years ago "Migration of Peoples".

[sabakina]

Quote: Sky Strike fighter

After the reforms, Suprun experienced an acute shortage of places in the country's medical institutions. Even the president has nowhere to attach.

So what's the problem? They say that our Nikolakh (Kostroma Regional Psychiatric Hospital) was considered the best in the USSR! Even famous people came to fix their nerves!

[tihonmarine]

Quote: sabakina

They say that our Nikolakh (Kostroma Regional Psychiatric Hospital) was considered the best in the USSR!

Our political neuropsychiatric hospital Gedeonovka in the Sychevsky district of the Smolensk region was also the best.

[tihonmarine]

Quote: Sky Strike fighter

Even the president has nowhere to attach.

He is not violent, let him run and jump.

[Berkut154]

The clown is burning! Now 95th quarter - the whole of Schenevmerla

[knn54]

The 95th quarter is turning into a government quarter.
And the actions of the majority in the Rada suggest themselves on the transformation of the "servants of the people" into ZEbilov.
PS The prototype of the X-ray was created by Peter the Great - it was not for nothing that he saw the boyars "through and through". Or maybe Ivan the Terrible ...

[AU Ivanov.]

But how beautiful it sounds: quarter 95 in the country 404.

[Retvizan 8]

... "According to the President of Ukraine, the most important" capital of the country "is its inhabitants, and the country itself is a" diamond "that needs to be cut" ...
Well, it is a tradition of political leaders of Ukraine to shake the air empty, but to the nausea of ​​pathos speeches!

[cniza]

The country is going downhill, and the President has fun ...

[Nikolay Ivanov_5]

To cut a "diamond" so that all unnecessary will fall off - Kharkov, Zaporozhye, Dnepropetrovsk, Kherson, Nikolaev, Odessa, Poltava, Sumy, Chernigov, Kirovograd, Lugansk and Donetsk regions.

[Tatyana Pershina]

If we are talking about cutting diamonds, then all over the world (without humor - seriously) the so-called "Russian cutting" is considered the best. For it add up to 10% to the cost of the product.
Wasn't that what Mr. Zelensky had in mind?

[tihonmarine]

Quote: Tatiana Pershina

If we are talking about cutting diamonds, then all over the world (without humor - seriously) the so-called "Russian cutting" is considered the best.

Well, why in the USSR hired cutters from Antwerp.

[Tatyana Pershina]

Where did the information come from? Stamps on the insolvency of Russian industry do not let you sleep?

[tihonmarine]

Quote: Tatiana Pershina

Where information?

My relative worked first at the Smolensk factory during the Soviet era, and then in Moscow.

[Tatyana Pershina]

"Russian cut" is a world classification.
By the way, in Moscow there is no limited production - what your relative did in the capital in this regard is unclear.

[Alex bergman]

So what will remain? Can finish off then? Well, what would you not suffer?

[tihonmarine]

Quote: Retvizan 8

the most important "capital of a country" is its inhabitants, and the country itself is a "diamond" that needs to be cut. "

And hto, so far no one has found a facet?

[Tatyana Pershina]

Yes, Russia would not like to be engaged in "cutting" Ukraine. Much effort was spent on "cutting" both France and Germany and other less significant "diamonds".

[Sapsan136]

Ukrainians have not created anything but gorilka, mazepovschiny and Bandera ...

[Cut Samshitov]

Quote: Sapsan136

Ukrainians have not created anything but gorilka, mazepovschiny and Bandera ...

But what about the world's best mortar "Hammer"?

[Sapsan136]

Ha ha..Yes, this is a prodigy ...

[210ox]

Well, there’s no need to speak for everyone. Many, very many residents of the Ukrainian SSR have done for their country. I will not list. After all, too, Ukrainians?

[Sapsan136]

No ... not Ukrainians ... Koshkin and Morozov were not Ukrainians, and Kharkov was not Ukraine (Catherine the Great allowed the Ukrainians to settle there, but allowing these lands to settle and give independent Ukraine independent property was different ... Kharkov did not give Ukraine to Ukraine , this is the territory of Russia temporarily occupied by Ukraine)

[210ox]

Good. The name of Paton, Yangel. What does the tank have to do with it? I call only those whom I just remembered. I did not write about Kharkov.

[Sapsan136]

Yangel is a Soviet Jew, Antonov is Russian ... So what does Ukraine and Ukrainians have to do with it? Even Lviv LAZ plant was built by specialists from the Moscow ZIL, and not your Tyagneboks ...

[210ox]

Well, about "my Tyagniboks" You were completely wrong with the address ...

[tihonmarine]

Quote: Sapsan136

Yangel Soviet Jew, Antonov Russian ..

I always considered Antonov Russian, and he does not look like a Jew.

[Cut Samshitov]

Quote: 210ox

Good. The name of Paton, Yangel. What does the tank have to do with it? I call only those whom I just remembered. I did not write about Kharkov.

These are Soviet people. Or here is an example. In the days of Austria-Hungary, in the city of Lemberg (now Lviv), there lived such a writer Masoch. Is he also a Ukrainian writer?

[tihonmarine]

Quote: Sawing Boxwood

in the city of Lemberg (now Lviv), there lived such a writer Masoch. Is he also a Ukrainian writer?

Once he lived in Lviv, it means he was Ukrainian. And he also did a lot for Ukraine. And most importantly, he gave direction to one of their "isms" so successfully working.

[Maverick78]

And in Lemberg, a certain Alzheimer was noted) Ukrainian political scientist Kost Bondarenko proposed to call something by the name of this outstanding person ... for example, the Institute of National Remembrance))) I applauded standing)))

[Brturin]

Quote: 210ox

Good. The name of Paton, Yangel

"You won't go far in the carriage of the past" You can list the names with varying degrees of success. "Some are gone, but those are far away." The question is what now, including the legacy of those who worked there. The results of the inspection of the Paton Bridge - the bridge is in critical condition ... Koshkin - one tank in ten years ...

[Maverick78]

Paton and Yangel are not very Ukrainian surnames)

[Maverick78]

She did not allow Ukrainians to settle there ... then there were no Ukrainians) I tell you this as a Ukrainian)))

[Cut Samshitov]

Quote: 210ox

Well, there’s no need to speak for everyone. Many, very many residents of the Ukrainian SSR have done for their country. I will not list. After all, too, Ukrainians?

Yes, no one belittles. Just, by this logic, S.P. Korolev, who spent a lot of time at Baikonur, the great Kazakh designer.

[tihonmarine]

Quote: Sawing Boxwood

Just, by this logic, S.P. Korolev, who spent a lot of time at Baikonur, the great Kazakh designer.

And Vova Zelensky is also Ukrainian by nationality, but I became a Chinese because I was born near Harbin.

[Reserve buildbat]

Ukrainian Khrushchev did especially a lot for his country so that ...

[tihonmarine]

Quote: Stroibat stock

Ukrainian Khrushchev did especially a lot for his country to

For the USSR, Khrushchev did much more than anyone else. But for the RSFSR he did a lot of bad things.

[Reserve buildbat]

I said this about it. Khrushchev, mother-mother-mother, did VERY much for the unfinished Bandera and other dirt that now rule the ball in Ukraine.

[tihonmarine]

Quote: Sapsan136

Ukrainians have not created anything but vodka

Everybody has been driving and drinking moonshine since history, but "vodka from a beetle" is certainly a purely Ukrainian invention.

[cost]

Cut Samshitov (Sergey): In the days of Austria-Hungary, in the city of Lemberg (now Lviv), there lived such a writer Masoch. Is he also a Ukrainian writer?

Based on what the Ukrainian authorities are doing with their country, this is a great Ukrainian writer

[Cut Samshitov]

Quote: Rich

Cut Samshitov (Sergey): In the days of Austria-Hungary, in the city of Lemberg (now Lviv), there lived such a writer Masoch. Is he also a Ukrainian writer?

Based on what the Ukrainian authorities are doing with their country, this is a great Ukrainian writer

Well, then it’s not a writer, but a fortuneteller.

[Alex Justice]

Ukrainians have not created anything but gorilka, mazepovschiny and Bandera ...

And the antenna with a piece of fat tied to it, which receives Ukrainian TV even in Kamchatka?

[Timon2155]

We must tell the Americans, otherwise everyone thinks that the Russians launched the satellite.

[210ox]

Groundhog Day. I already heard this from Petyuni-drunk.

[sabakina]

Dima, salute! In Groundhog Day, this happened to one person. There is something else, "alien". I think that soon we will see crumpled fiddle and incoherent speech at the next "Peremog". For as it is said: "man is weak" ....

[cniza]

Ukrainians presented mankind with the first helicopter, rocket engine, artificial Earth satellite. The Ukrainians created a prototype of x-rays, and, by the way, a CD. Ukrainians invented a zip code, electric tram technology, built the world's largest aircraft, created services such as PayPal and WhatsApp

- declared Zelensky.

Something he was modest ...

[YOUR]

I forgot that they dug up the Black Sea and poured the Caucasian mountains.

[Demon_is_ada]

Yes, somehow his speech is not convincing ... But with the sea and the mountains it’s the most, you listen, and immediately you pull to nenko to smoke what they smoke there Well, also the moon to the heap, well, there they first flew, dragged from a neighboring galaxy

[sabakina]

Victor! be patient a bit, soon they (he) will say that the Big Bang is the work of their hands!

[cniza]

Greetings! so they already declared this and they settled the land too.

[Uncle lee]

Everyone knows that Adam and Eve were Ukrainians. But that the hosts, Jesus, Allah, Shiva, Zeus and Anubis were "independent", we just began to guess!

[cniza]

He left this for the second series, at the closing of the forum ...

[cat Rusich]

Cain and Judah are true Ukrainians ...

[Pavel57]

And someone will believe. It remains to drag the homeland of elephants.

[Amateur]

Once upon a time, after the innovations of comrade Zhdanov, the USSR began to be called "Russia - the homeland of elephants."
To paraphrase, we can say: "Ukraine is the birthplace of flying crocodiles. But those crocodiles fly low and low."

[210ox]

So! About flying crocodiles is not necessary! And then Mil and Kamov’s achievements will be drawn to themselves!

[ul_vitalii]

"Speaking at the International Economic Forum in Kiev".

Yeah, Amelie Emelya is your week.

[krops777]

Zelensky called Ukrainians the creators of the first satellite and rocket engine

Trivia compared with the fact that they dug up the Black Sea with hoes and hands.

[ohka_new]

Regarding the "Ukrainian" Sikorsky. Igor Sikorsky's father, a well-known psychiatrist Ivan Alekseevich Sikorsky, was an active participant in the Kiev club of Russian nationalists, and considered the idea of ​​nationalism from a biological point of view. Ivan Sikorsky considered language, poetry, artistic creativity, school, press, religion as attributes of the “folk (national) soul”. On November 12, 1910, at a meeting of Russian voters dedicated to the elections to the City Duma, Sikorsky made a very heartfelt speech in which he noted with joy and satisfaction the fact that city elections were for the first time held under the Russian national banner. He said: “All of Russia is looking at Kiev. Petersburg never mattered as the leader of Russia's national life. After 1905, Moscow also lost its moral authority in the eyes of the national-Russian society. The importance of the center of Russian national life begins to pass to Kiev, and the people of Kiev have the highest duty to the city and their homeland: we must strengthen the Russian stronghold that has arisen here. It's time for us to say: we are the sons of a great people and here in historical Kiev, we are the owners! The city administration of the mother of Russian cities must be Russian ... We must decisively say: we are Russians, and Kiev is ours ... I, as an old man compared to most of those present here, can say one thing: “I bless you! Go boldly and amicably and do not concede your birthright to anyone “... The composition of the current Duma must be resolutely renewed. It is necessary to support the merchants in the elections. It is necessary for Kiev to become richer, but richer as a national-Russian center ... ”.
Dimo support the merchants in the elections. Kiev must be rich, but rich, as a national-Russian center ... ”

[rruvim]

It should be noted that Ivan Alekseevich was an active member of the "Black Hundred" "Union of the Russian People". And his son shared his father's opinion. Ze, as an "ethnic Ukrainian" , deliberately confuses everything.

[Barmaleyka]

Laurels of diggers of the Black Sea are no longer satisfied?

[sabakina]

Zelensky called Ukrainians the creators of the first satellite and rocket engine

[Aliken]

We are being encouraged to think that God is also Ukrainian.

[Retvizan 8]

According to this theory, prominent Ukrainians can be equated with people who: 1. Born within the borders of present-day Ukraine,
2. At least for some time lived on its territory,
3. were passing through its territory ...))

[Cat]

4. Whose surnames end in "ko", "yuk" and "iy"

[Lord of the Sith]

And the Egyptian pyramids of migrant workers from Ukraine built, and the chapel was destroyed))

[ASG7]

The only thing Ukraine has given the world is the first clown president.

[Ural-4320]

The introductory stars also went there for the first time.
But in general he is right: even Gogol described Vakula's flights on an aircraft of the "Damn" system.

[rocket757]

So in Russian fairy tales Baba Yaga flew on a stupa before Ruslan on the Black Sea and finally, Snake Gorynych is like a self-sufficient aviation link !!!

[dmmyak40]

Well, the Serpent Gorynych only until 1941-1942 was a link of three goals. Then, after all, we switched to the four-headed link!

[rocket757]

Quote: dmmyak40

Well, the Serpent Gorynych only until 1941-1942 was a link of three goals. Then, after all, we switched to the four-headed link!

That is yes. Real WAR and technology quickly sorted out and the charters are quickly amended.

[The Siberian barber]

Forgot to mention that they "gave" the Black Sea

[ochakow703]

It’s getting colder ... insanity is also getting stronger!

[Piramidon]

Ukrainians created a prototype of x-rays

Everything is correct. The X-ray was invented by Aunt Tsilya from Odessa. She just said to her husband - "I can see through you, the cable!"

[rocket757]

This is not dill tasted ...... something very vigorous.

[Ural-4320]

Reminded "Radio Day":
- Sasha, can I make it so that I no longer hear from you on the air 2 words: ***** and *****?
- You can’t! Because it is complete ***** and carries such *****.
An adult, grew up in the USSR, the president of the country, and agrees to carry nonsense from the rostrum. What a great struggle was going on inside man with principles and education!

[demo]

According to him, the Ukrainians gave mankind the first helicopter, rocket engine, artificial Earth satellite and much more.
It seemed to me, or would Zee not yet enter the role of the president of Ukraine?
All of it jokes on the level of 95 quarter.
Flat, stupid, not smart, designed for farm intelligence.

Especially touching is the phrase “the Ukrainians donated” from the lips of the representative of the “God's people” at the forum in the Ukrainian capital.
There is laughter, through tears.

[Andrei Nikolaevich]

The Ukrainians gave the world- farm stupidity and swagger.

[evgen1221]

About the sea I forgot to blather, well, as without the Black Morch heroically dug up that))) and also for the Caucasus and Carpathian Mountains, their peoples must be widespread on the coffin of life))))

[Andrei Nikolaevich]

Why, they! .. They dug the sea, too, ---)

[Berkut24]

And was the first contagious schizophrenic in the world also Ukrainian?

[sir_obs]

A citizen does not understand the difference between a circus and a serious event, which is exactly what they should expect.
And when a clown turns into a circus any place where he comes, the audience is no longer funny, although they continue to clap their hands.

[Mavrikiy]

Zelensky called Ukrainians the creators of the first satellite and rocket engine

Stop fussing! Come on, pennies on the chest and shoulder straps.

[askort154]

Zelensky said that the guests of the forum came to "really phenomenal country ".

Guests will soon be convinced of this, but the neighbors already know.

According to him, Ukrainians presented mankind with the first helicopter, rocket engine, artificial Earth satellite and more

"and much more" - for the first time they dragged a clown into the presidential chair.
Starting to understand where he got into trouble, he is the first president in the world who declared that he was not a sucker.

[Ros 56]

Following this logic, all other presidents are complete suckers?

[askort154]

Ros 56...Following this logic, all other presidents are complete suckers?

It’s just that normal presidents don’t think of setting out such a criterion for their activities. If they called him "sucker" and he resisted. But no, he himself began to deny what he was not accused of. Logically, he considers himself a "sucker" inside. As the saying goes, who has what hurts, he talks about that.

[K-50]

The first helicopter, rocket engine, artificial Earth satellite and a number of other inventions were presented to the world by Ukrainians. This statement was made by President of Ukraine Vladimir Zelensky,

So the comedian is what to take from him.

[Ros 56]

And where are these satellites flying, probably in a different dimension. Why did Nuland mix in the cookies that they fooled the whole country.

[Amateur]

Quote: alexmach

In Ukraine, the Institute of Cybernetics of the Academy of Sciences is called Glushko, since Soviet times. Apparently, he also managed to make a note in cybernetics.

It is not named after Glushko, but named after Victor Mikhailovich Glushkov. He is from Rostov.

After moving, from August 1956 he lived and worked in Kiev. “I became the head of the laboratory of computer technology at the Institute of Mathematics. It was assumed that the laboratory would be reorganized into the Computing Center of the Academy of Sciences of Ukraine in accordance with the decree issued in 1955 on the creation of computer centers in the academies of the Union republics, including Ukraine ”

[ddmm09]

Zelensky has a mess in his head.

[Evil 55]

Another storyteller ... Well, at least God’s laurels are not trying on themselves yet and that’s pleasing ..

[Gennady Fomkin]

Aivazovsky, Pushkin, Sikorsky And Showman Zelensky - in the company of them BGG ....

[Gennady Fomkin]

Zelensky was taken out of the 95 quarter, made president, but the 95 quarter was not taken out of Zelensky.

[Gennady Fomkin]

He would make faces further, no got into politics. Pity CLOWN

[parkello]

could already be a cosmonautics nation as a whole .. and by landing on other planets as pioneers

[rruvim]

Ze forgot to say about the game "Cossacks"

[Yaro Polk]

In addition to nationalism and Bandera nichrome you did not come up with, the mariners are bad.

[Cat]

Quote: Yaro Polk

In addition to nationalism and Bandera nichrome you did not come up with, the mariners are bad.

Either the Germans or the French came up with nationalism.

[Cat]

the country is a "diamond"

Only first this "diamond" must be cleared of manure.

[romb]

Wow, how did he betray something. Where have I seen and read this before?
I remembered. This is the usual rhetoric of the Russian Natsik: all of this was invented by us, we were created, only we and nobody else, and the like. Nonsense of a limited mind against the background of painful FGM.
As I understand it, the president of Ukraine decided to peculiarly touch the fragile minds of the opponents of his state. And how right he was. Then it began.

[asura]

The criminal decision not to dismantle Ukraine in 2014 will for a long time be heard around Russia and its people.

[Cat]

Vaseline habitually tries to amuse the audience. But it turns out an unfunny parody of Poroshenko

[rruvim]

Poroshenko did not allow himself such nonsense. Except for one: the Ukrainians won the Second World War (about the Ukrainian fronts). But the satellite did not touch ...

[Cat]

But the satellite did not touch

Not sure...

Jan 19 2018 - President and his satellites rented a private island. New Year's holiday of the President of Ukraine Petro Poroshenko in the Maldives

[rruvim]

I'm talking about the satellite that has already burned out in the atmosphere. And if gunpowder touched their companions on a yacht, this is his own business ...

[rruvim]

"Zelensky said that the guests of the forum arrived in a 'truly phenomenal country'.
This is the true truth !!!

[sniperino]

Quote: rruvim

"Zelensky said that the guests of the forum arrived in a 'truly phenomenal country'.This is the true truth !!!

For me, it’s not quite up to the truth. This is a fabulous country. More information in the song by Natasha Koroleva.

[NF68]

And Ukrainians, not Americans, were the first to land on the moon. And they have landed on Mars for a long time. Only while trying not to spread too much about it. And the Sun shines only because the Ukrainian stokers toss the coal into the furnace.

[rruvim]

The book is about the great Ukrov.

[Prisoner]

Poroshenko drank, this one seems to smoke. And they said that not.

[Lena Petrova]

The concept of “Russian cutting” originated in 1963, when the first Kristall plant was opened in Smolensk, whose specialists spent many years honing the skills of lapidary art. It was the high quality of the Russian cut that made it famous throughout the world, and the consumer was ready to overpay an extra 10% for it.
There is an opinion in the world that if a diamond has a Russian cut, then this is a guarantee of the highest quality and craftsmanship of the product, etc. and so on. (c) from specialized sites

Well, why did the USSR hire cutters from Antwerp.[/quote]

[Lena Petrova]

Quote: Retvizan 8

According to this theory, prominent Ukrainians can be equated with people who: 1. Born within the borders of present-day Ukraine,
2. At least for some time lived on its territory,
3. were passing through its territory ...))

As a child, I vacationed in a children’s camp in Boyarka, and visited Lviv a couple of times. I am Ukrainian! After all, I felt something was wrong in myself, now it’s clear what! Although...I lived in Komi for 58 years - no, I am definitely a Komi. And in documents, and by last name - Russian. I'm completely confused...

[midshipman]

I forgot to add that they dug up the Black Sea and filled the Caucasus Mountains.
Ukrainians participated in many of our projects, but everything new was created by Russian people. True, the metal welding was done by a Ukrainian.

[mavrus]

This is you in vain ...
For example, I always really liked the jokes from “95th Quarter”. Funny. And this made me laugh out loud.

[bars1]

You can’t imagine a greater insult to Ivan and Igor Sikorsky than to write them down as Ukrainians...

[Sergey Averchenkov]

The only thing that the Ukrainians gave the Russians... this is not the first betrayal.

[Evil echo]

They first dug up the sea, and then, without even taking a break, they began to invent and create everything.

[Viktor 7007]

no wonder. descendants of the Dwemer great nation.

[Karabin]

Ze's hint. Ukrainians rule the Russian Federation. Matvienko is the head of the upper house of parliament, Mutko is the Minister of Construction, Golodets is the Deputy Prime Minister, Timchenko, Kovalchuk, Fursenko are friends of Putin.

[Bshkaus]

Korolev S.P. - was born in the Ukrainian city of Zhitomir - this is a fact.
Sikorsky I.I. was born in the Ukrainian city of Kyiv - this is a fact.
Gogol N.V. - born in the Poltava region - also a bitter fact))))
Why waste time on trifles! K.E. Tsiolkovsky also has roots in the Zhytomyr region, and one of his daughters even returned to Ukraine - this is generally sad for a patriot.
But seriously, many worthy men really came out of the Ukrainian land.
It’s just that during a divorce, cars, apartments and children are usually divided, but here there is a “shared history”.

[Klingon]

I probably took peyote before the performance, an obvious loss of touch with reality.

[Kerensky]

Whose Milya Rengen and Izya Top will they be?

[Lexa-149]

And they dug up the Black Sea!

[Berkut154]

No, but why? You're right!!!

[iouris]

Ukrainians are the creators and spectators of the world's first and best comedian president.

[7,62x54]

What do these Selyuks use there?

[DED_peer_DED]

People like him without family or tribe, spread all over the world, pretend to rule us.
Zelensky - Ukrainian, Ukrainian, Russian, Little Russian?
Oh....
It’s true with us too... it’s not true.

[Terenin]

. The first helicopter, rocket engine, artificial Earth satellite and a number of other inventions were presented to the world by Ukrainians.

I know for sure that the first such invention, President-Zelensky, which cannot be repeated, was given to Ukraine itself . Just a question, why?

[Vkd dvk]

USSR, OKB-1. Manufacturers of satellite 1.
The head office of the corporation is located in the city of Korolev (Moscow region), the branch is at the Baikonur Cosmodrome (Kazakhstan).

The first experimental helicopter, the Vought-Sikorsky 300, created by Sikorsky in the USA, took off from the ground on September 14, 1939.
So, let this clown do his own thing - play the piano with his dick. He is not lying about this.

[Vkd dvk]

Quote: Terenin

. The first helicopter, rocket engine, artificial Earth satellite and a number of other inventions were presented to the world by Ukrainians.

I know for sure that the first such invention, President-Zelensky, which cannot be repeated, was given to Ukraine itself . Just a question, why?

The undoubted invention of this idiot is playing the piano with his penis. No one had thought of this before.

[cat Rusich]

Anyone can play the piano with their reproductive organ - let Pan Ze he will play a drum set... and sing the "Independence" anthem

[aszzz888]

What about the Black Sea? Forgot that his ancient Ukrainians fell out))? "Announce the entire list please!" film

[Pepper]

Comrade ZE probably realized that there was no way he could get out of his position except by pretending to be sick, so he played it weird and come what may.

[high]

What does the nationality of the greats have to do with...
7 main Russian Nobel Prize laureates, including:
- Ilya Mechnikov
- Lev Landau
- Zhores Alferov
https://russian7.ru/post/7-glavnyx-russkix-laureatov-nobelevskoj-premii/

[cat Rusich]

Atlantis (inhabitants of Atlantis) were Ukrainians . Rationale: Atlantis (old Ukraine) was drowned (loved) - now in its place is the Black Sea, Atlanteans (Ukraine ) moved to the north.

[tolmachiev51]

So far, sovereign Sumeria has given the world "Azovets"!!! Draw conclusions Ze....!

[Chingachguk]

Really a clown state with elements of fascism. I wonder what Putin is going to do next with this rabble at the borders of Russia? I think they should be kept like rats in a barrel! Until they devour themselves!

[notingem]

The most important thing is that they invented lard and vodka. And the rest somehow happened on its own

[Shiva83483]

another...stupid person