Notes of the Colorado Cockroach. A tale that is better not to read at night
Hello my dear, more expensive and discounted! All in short! Today I decided to first pamper you with a fairy tale, which I myself wrote for you, my beloved readers. Age apparently approached. The fact that I have long been no longer a Cockroach, but Grandfather Cockroach, I think, is clear to everyone.
So I decided to master, after criticism and reporting, also such a fabulous style. As befits a good grandfather.
I hope that I'm kind, no one doubts?
But while I wrote and rewrote here at the request of the sinister editors, they took and published my report. That's it, as they say. And there, as always, your questions, some of them I simply must answer you.
Comrade Lean:
You are not quite right. I said there that not two, but three in one, and I will defend my point of view. We, no matter how anyone would like, have normal people in bulk. This is exactly what I wanted to show you, if that, taking pictures left and right. All shorter.
Oleg who Oleg123219307. Thank you, consider that I did not just shake your hand, but hugged you. You have no idea how right you are. And you just voiced what to fear. Do not be afraid, no, be afraid. Until. But - worth it.
Sergey, svp67:
You are right and wrong at the same time. Yes, it was precisely because of the smaller number of people in Khortytsia, however, they bought up many and sent them to Kiev.
But what about our girls of easy virtue - it's you in vain. Apparently, they did not communicate with real Ukrainian representatives of the most ancient profession. Sorry, our prostitutes will give their body for temporary use for your money. But the soul or political convictions - no. This is not a deal.
In fact, this is really the remnants of unfinished emo, which the organizing committee “No surrender” simply hired. They gathered everyone, but I honestly wrote that whom they could buy - they all went along with those who had no choice.
Gennady, rotmistr60:
I said that students and state employees were driven off according to the order. Of course, you wanted Obolon Ale Lvovskoy to use sausages in nature on such a day, and you were harnessed to a procession. Here you have the faces, as for the delivery to the ECO received.
In general, thank you all, even those who want to look at me through the scope. I am there too, with not the most joyful expression on the photo. Well, what can I do, not the most joyful holiday ... Worthy of looking through the frame - well, apparently, deserved it. It happens.
Igor, Sayan:
Tell me, are you so willing to look at everyone? Through the scope? Or, perhaps, immediately Topol? In order not to suffer? And what, our Julia wanted, but here's the trouble, the god of horns, that is, a vigorous bomb, did not give a vigorous goat. And you have everything. Well, Igor, that you are not at the button, to be honest.
And on this sweet note, I present you a fairy tale.
All coincidences with the existing authorities are completely random.
In a certain kingdom, a crooked state, Tsar Petrushka ruled.
He ruled for a long time, fruitfully, only all the time his neighbors interfered with him. And they didn’t doze off either, they often beat us on the hands. The king wants to squeeze out the candle factory, but you just can’t do that.
And Petrushka came up with tales to tell the whole country, as if the Basurmian army had attacked us, the army was fierce, terrible and terrible, from where the Mongols lived and the sun was melting.
And to everyone who didn’t listen to fairy tales or said that they weren’t Mongols there, but ours, he was giving away gifts to those who were branded, to whom they stood, and who were starved by the king’s hunger.
And the king’s dust went to him, he began to collect tribute from all and squeeze the factories, but it’s a good thing to fight with the Basurmans! And somehow it happened that all moneylenders became obliged to the tsar, all the factories owed to the tsar, every apple must, and even flies, they dump manure.
And the people decided, that means, down with the king to drive away, well, because he got everyone such a cruise of unprecedented generosity. They gathered a veche, and chose a new king - Green.
And then, quite logically, they began to demand Tsar Petrushka to stake, his boyars for crimes against the rack, to reason him with an army and stop bringing down the rebels and stop calling them demons and windows.
The people did not take into account one thing: one can choose a person from power, but one cannot take away real power, especially one that was taken by force.
A fairy tale, isn't it?
Well, yes, a modern fairy tale in a new way. But seriously?
But seriously, look at the president, who was brought to power by the National Corps and C14?
Elections, veche, it all, of course, yes. But then what, then the eaglets grew and flew. And as if they began to take this very power into their own hands.
They demanded that they premiere the right Aryan. He who understands the essence of things with his head and heart for the pan-Slavism of the one who cares. Okay, just type in any search engine the name of Mr. Goncharuk’s favorite group. It is called "Socira Perun."
Much will become clear, and whoever does not understand right away - listen to the album “The Road to the ATO”. A couple of songs, nothing more.
And what about Parsley, which they wanted to count? But he’s fine, in perfect order. And whoever doesn’t understand, we’ll explain to him like that, in case you haven’t like this in your 300th kingdom: you’ve ruled grandmothers as they ruled the country, and therefore, as a prosecutor and judge Petrushka, I appointed those who not that they will not condemn, but they will hang the halo and reckon them.
By the way, the icon has been hanging over the fireplace at Petrushka’s house for a long time.
Yes, by the way, do not forget about the IMF, which said that land is an asset and it will be sold, nuclear power is an asset and it will be sold. Everyone expected from the authorities the end of the war, landings and reforms, but the president does not steer the army, as events in Golden showed. And the SBU is controlled by capital.
You, in theory, should now begin to call me names with all sorts of words and teach mind, saying that the General Staff of the SBU does not obey, and I will say yes, I agree.
But who, then, is Biletsky, yelling in two microphones that he sabotaged a direct order of the Supreme Commander of the Armed Forces for the withdrawal of troops?
If the task of the SBU is not to plant and shoot such terrorists, then what does it do then?
And what did the president of Ukraine do during the failed divorce of troops and the launch of a white rocket? He gave a press conference. And you ask how he gave? All reporters in a row at the 14 hour marathon got even RIA "News"Asked a question about unilateral concessions to Russia ...
Well, not that I want to talk about.
I was hanging around the day before ... well, let's say, I went to the area of the Arsenalnaya metro station on a mission and walked past the small aisle from which the journalists took out the equipment, well, I probably shot something, I thought.
But I didn’t think with that body, for I spent little shekels, but in vain. Going further, I saw that one of the shops of Arsenalnaya was turned into a huge junk (food court in their opinion, probably a tavern in your opinion).
To important guests, I thought. And, as usual, he was not mistaken.
And after 2 of the day - bang! On you in borscht! The Green-headed king himself invites everyone to a marathon!
Journalists had 4 hours of registration and accreditation. And what is interesting is that they were in real shock and could not utter words from haste, all to one. They hurried with questions and asked them not so deliberately, well, that’s not the main thing.
The main thing started when it fell into the sky and through a hole (which was completely dumb for some reason), terrible monsters rained down: journalists from the BBC, Daily News and other sharks who would eat our new breakfast.
And all the sharks, clanging their teeth, rushed to ask questions. Questions rained like Gradins near Ilovaisk! In 30 seconds, like a tongue twister, like a cashier in a supermarket asking about a package.
And you think everyone asked about Biden, trips and international relations? Yeah, right now ... Although no one said that he would talk about relations with the West, but somehow they were just waiting for these issues ...
For some reason, everyone was worried about the prosecutor, the Sternenko killer, the Elder killer. Impudent at all veterans who can engage in terrorism, putting on the law (and not only the law) a bolt, tariff reduction and the end of the war.
And the president “I can’t answer anything” only blushed and sweated from such questions. And how he liked the question about Peacemaker, they say, he sits in my liver, but I can’t do anything, the president doesn’t close the sites.
Here, too, we all can’t close the site! Which is already sick of the whole of Europe! And the decree of Peter the predecessor, Petrushka about blocking Russian sites then what? There is his signature, and this decree is legitimate.
A press conference was held, the president personally wrote in a column: Gongadze, Sternenko, Buzina, Svinarchuki, Pig-defense.
And promises to take control. A week goes by and who is blamed? For whom is the Prosecutor General's Office of Ukraine clinging to?
Elena Lukash, ex-Minister of Justice, a beacon of adequacy and kindness in this black and red world. One of those who spoke not just the truth, but a reasoned and legitimate truth. Because, as you understand, and "ex."
Sale of nuclear power plants, land to agricultural companies. They promised that they would soon begin selling to foreigners. First of all, our farmers are scandalizing, but authorities have already made a reservation that it is possible to invest in existing Ukrainian holdings. And, accordingly, it is also possible to sell them zemlyots.
Do you feel who pulls the strings?
And the scandal with the prime minister, about which I have already spoken? Do you think this is the first case? He regularly makes selfies with the Nazis. I will explain the term: if a person walks with swastika tattoos, throws a ridge, then this is a Nazi, if he chose the form of a swastika, say, not clearly rectangular Nazi, but asymmetric or round, but 1488 and anti-Semitism everywhere - he is a Nazi. And there is nothing to be done about it, nothing to smudge and gloss over.
You just have to wait for the mask to be torn off, and another Nazi face will be found behind it, ready, if not to arrange another massacre, then lead the comrades there.
And it is still unknown what is worse.
Sad, right?
There is another truth. This company, which was spinning in a political waltz around the new king, it plunges the country into chaos, chaos in which the most reactionary and paramilitary groups will be able to wrest entire areas under their control.
Want a comparison? Evil, but from my point of view, fair?
Our Zelensky today is like your Putin after the second Chechen one.
His word is law. It must be at least. If the president comes up to the microphone and says that the prosecutor and the prime minister are not listening to him, if he points a finger at the oligarch who is pressing him, then these citizens will not have time to run to the border.
Well, they should not be in time, at least.
The president is a popular elect. And we chose him. And everyone is ready to endure unpopular measures, because it is necessary.
But no one is ready to tolerate bandits, because such is the price of a clown in the place of the president. If the president is discredited by his circle, then the people will no longer have a leader and a vacuum of power and authority will be created that will be filled by everyone who has the money to do so. If the murderers do not sit down, stop the war, do not put Azov, the National Corps and all the others to rest, then what awaits us, even I’m afraid to predict you. For it stinks fetidly and not in peace.
Here's a fairy tale I got on the topic of the day. Vicious and daytime.
I say goodbye to you, I went ... Heal battle wounds. In vain I about Arsenalnoy trepanul. I thought that none of those who do not need this will not see. Well, it seems like the SBU should sleep too.
It would be better if the SBU saw instead of the Cockroach ...
And you have a soft and warm autumn, mushroom rains and good mood. And do not read such bedtime stories! Let them pass you by ... Pass from us and pass by us! Will live!
So I decided to master, after criticism and reporting, also such a fabulous style. As befits a good grandfather.
I hope that I'm kind, no one doubts?
But while I wrote and rewrote here at the request of the sinister editors, they took and published my report. That's it, as they say. And there, as always, your questions, some of them I simply must answer you.
Comrade Lean:
You are not quite right. I said there that not two, but three in one, and I will defend my point of view. We, no matter how anyone would like, have normal people in bulk. This is exactly what I wanted to show you, if that, taking pictures left and right. All shorter.
Oleg who Oleg123219307. Thank you, consider that I did not just shake your hand, but hugged you. You have no idea how right you are. And you just voiced what to fear. Do not be afraid, no, be afraid. Until. But - worth it.
Sergey, svp67:
You are right and wrong at the same time. Yes, it was precisely because of the smaller number of people in Khortytsia, however, they bought up many and sent them to Kiev.
But what about our girls of easy virtue - it's you in vain. Apparently, they did not communicate with real Ukrainian representatives of the most ancient profession. Sorry, our prostitutes will give their body for temporary use for your money. But the soul or political convictions - no. This is not a deal.
In fact, this is really the remnants of unfinished emo, which the organizing committee “No surrender” simply hired. They gathered everyone, but I honestly wrote that whom they could buy - they all went along with those who had no choice.
Gennady, rotmistr60:
I said that students and state employees were driven off according to the order. Of course, you wanted Obolon Ale Lvovskoy to use sausages in nature on such a day, and you were harnessed to a procession. Here you have the faces, as for the delivery to the ECO received.
In general, thank you all, even those who want to look at me through the scope. I am there too, with not the most joyful expression on the photo. Well, what can I do, not the most joyful holiday ... Worthy of looking through the frame - well, apparently, deserved it. It happens.
Igor, Sayan:
Tell me, are you so willing to look at everyone? Through the scope? Or, perhaps, immediately Topol? In order not to suffer? And what, our Julia wanted, but here's the trouble, the god of horns, that is, a vigorous bomb, did not give a vigorous goat. And you have everything. Well, Igor, that you are not at the button, to be honest.
And on this sweet note, I present you a fairy tale.
"The Tale of How King Zeleny Planted Parsley"
All coincidences with the existing authorities are completely random.
In a certain kingdom, a crooked state, Tsar Petrushka ruled.
He ruled for a long time, fruitfully, only all the time his neighbors interfered with him. And they didn’t doze off either, they often beat us on the hands. The king wants to squeeze out the candle factory, but you just can’t do that.
And Petrushka came up with tales to tell the whole country, as if the Basurmian army had attacked us, the army was fierce, terrible and terrible, from where the Mongols lived and the sun was melting.
And to everyone who didn’t listen to fairy tales or said that they weren’t Mongols there, but ours, he was giving away gifts to those who were branded, to whom they stood, and who were starved by the king’s hunger.
And the king’s dust went to him, he began to collect tribute from all and squeeze the factories, but it’s a good thing to fight with the Basurmans! And somehow it happened that all moneylenders became obliged to the tsar, all the factories owed to the tsar, every apple must, and even flies, they dump manure.
And the people decided, that means, down with the king to drive away, well, because he got everyone such a cruise of unprecedented generosity. They gathered a veche, and chose a new king - Green.
And then, quite logically, they began to demand Tsar Petrushka to stake, his boyars for crimes against the rack, to reason him with an army and stop bringing down the rebels and stop calling them demons and windows.
The people did not take into account one thing: one can choose a person from power, but one cannot take away real power, especially one that was taken by force.
A fairy tale, isn't it?
Well, yes, a modern fairy tale in a new way. But seriously?
But seriously, look at the president, who was brought to power by the National Corps and C14?
Elections, veche, it all, of course, yes. But then what, then the eaglets grew and flew. And as if they began to take this very power into their own hands.
They demanded that they premiere the right Aryan. He who understands the essence of things with his head and heart for the pan-Slavism of the one who cares. Okay, just type in any search engine the name of Mr. Goncharuk’s favorite group. It is called "Socira Perun."
Much will become clear, and whoever does not understand right away - listen to the album “The Road to the ATO”. A couple of songs, nothing more.
And what about Parsley, which they wanted to count? But he’s fine, in perfect order. And whoever doesn’t understand, we’ll explain to him like that, in case you haven’t like this in your 300th kingdom: you’ve ruled grandmothers as they ruled the country, and therefore, as a prosecutor and judge Petrushka, I appointed those who not that they will not condemn, but they will hang the halo and reckon them.
By the way, the icon has been hanging over the fireplace at Petrushka’s house for a long time.
Yes, by the way, do not forget about the IMF, which said that land is an asset and it will be sold, nuclear power is an asset and it will be sold. Everyone expected from the authorities the end of the war, landings and reforms, but the president does not steer the army, as events in Golden showed. And the SBU is controlled by capital.
You, in theory, should now begin to call me names with all sorts of words and teach mind, saying that the General Staff of the SBU does not obey, and I will say yes, I agree.
But who, then, is Biletsky, yelling in two microphones that he sabotaged a direct order of the Supreme Commander of the Armed Forces for the withdrawal of troops?
If the task of the SBU is not to plant and shoot such terrorists, then what does it do then?
And what did the president of Ukraine do during the failed divorce of troops and the launch of a white rocket? He gave a press conference. And you ask how he gave? All reporters in a row at the 14 hour marathon got even RIA "News"Asked a question about unilateral concessions to Russia ...
Well, not that I want to talk about.
I was hanging around the day before ... well, let's say, I went to the area of the Arsenalnaya metro station on a mission and walked past the small aisle from which the journalists took out the equipment, well, I probably shot something, I thought.
But I didn’t think with that body, for I spent little shekels, but in vain. Going further, I saw that one of the shops of Arsenalnaya was turned into a huge junk (food court in their opinion, probably a tavern in your opinion).
To important guests, I thought. And, as usual, he was not mistaken.
And after 2 of the day - bang! On you in borscht! The Green-headed king himself invites everyone to a marathon!
Journalists had 4 hours of registration and accreditation. And what is interesting is that they were in real shock and could not utter words from haste, all to one. They hurried with questions and asked them not so deliberately, well, that’s not the main thing.
The main thing started when it fell into the sky and through a hole (which was completely dumb for some reason), terrible monsters rained down: journalists from the BBC, Daily News and other sharks who would eat our new breakfast.
And all the sharks, clanging their teeth, rushed to ask questions. Questions rained like Gradins near Ilovaisk! In 30 seconds, like a tongue twister, like a cashier in a supermarket asking about a package.
And you think everyone asked about Biden, trips and international relations? Yeah, right now ... Although no one said that he would talk about relations with the West, but somehow they were just waiting for these issues ...
For some reason, everyone was worried about the prosecutor, the Sternenko killer, the Elder killer. Impudent at all veterans who can engage in terrorism, putting on the law (and not only the law) a bolt, tariff reduction and the end of the war.
And the president “I can’t answer anything” only blushed and sweated from such questions. And how he liked the question about Peacemaker, they say, he sits in my liver, but I can’t do anything, the president doesn’t close the sites.
Here, too, we all can’t close the site! Which is already sick of the whole of Europe! And the decree of Peter the predecessor, Petrushka about blocking Russian sites then what? There is his signature, and this decree is legitimate.
A press conference was held, the president personally wrote in a column: Gongadze, Sternenko, Buzina, Svinarchuki, Pig-defense.
And promises to take control. A week goes by and who is blamed? For whom is the Prosecutor General's Office of Ukraine clinging to?
Elena Lukash, ex-Minister of Justice, a beacon of adequacy and kindness in this black and red world. One of those who spoke not just the truth, but a reasoned and legitimate truth. Because, as you understand, and "ex."
Sale of nuclear power plants, land to agricultural companies. They promised that they would soon begin selling to foreigners. First of all, our farmers are scandalizing, but authorities have already made a reservation that it is possible to invest in existing Ukrainian holdings. And, accordingly, it is also possible to sell them zemlyots.
Do you feel who pulls the strings?
And the scandal with the prime minister, about which I have already spoken? Do you think this is the first case? He regularly makes selfies with the Nazis. I will explain the term: if a person walks with swastika tattoos, throws a ridge, then this is a Nazi, if he chose the form of a swastika, say, not clearly rectangular Nazi, but asymmetric or round, but 1488 and anti-Semitism everywhere - he is a Nazi. And there is nothing to be done about it, nothing to smudge and gloss over.
You just have to wait for the mask to be torn off, and another Nazi face will be found behind it, ready, if not to arrange another massacre, then lead the comrades there.
And it is still unknown what is worse.
Sad, right?
There is another truth. This company, which was spinning in a political waltz around the new king, it plunges the country into chaos, chaos in which the most reactionary and paramilitary groups will be able to wrest entire areas under their control.
Want a comparison? Evil, but from my point of view, fair?
Our Zelensky today is like your Putin after the second Chechen one.
His word is law. It must be at least. If the president comes up to the microphone and says that the prosecutor and the prime minister are not listening to him, if he points a finger at the oligarch who is pressing him, then these citizens will not have time to run to the border.
Well, they should not be in time, at least.
The president is a popular elect. And we chose him. And everyone is ready to endure unpopular measures, because it is necessary.
But no one is ready to tolerate bandits, because such is the price of a clown in the place of the president. If the president is discredited by his circle, then the people will no longer have a leader and a vacuum of power and authority will be created that will be filled by everyone who has the money to do so. If the murderers do not sit down, stop the war, do not put Azov, the National Corps and all the others to rest, then what awaits us, even I’m afraid to predict you. For it stinks fetidly and not in peace.
Here's a fairy tale I got on the topic of the day. Vicious and daytime.
I say goodbye to you, I went ... Heal battle wounds. In vain I about Arsenalnoy trepanul. I thought that none of those who do not need this will not see. Well, it seems like the SBU should sleep too.
It would be better if the SBU saw instead of the Cockroach ...
And you have a soft and warm autumn, mushroom rains and good mood. And do not read such bedtime stories! Let them pass you by ... Pass from us and pass by us! Will live!
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