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The results of the week: Su-57 and fifth-generation ice cream

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Interest in Su-57: it's all about ice cream


The results of the week: Su-57 and fifth-generation ice cream


The media in a number of NATO countries show that the authorities reacted rather painfully to the appearance of the President of NATO Turkey at MAX-2019. Recall that the day before Erdogan arrived in Zhukovsky as the head of the Turkish delegation and in a joking manner asked Vladimir Putin whether the Su-57 was flying and whether it was possible to buy this plane. The way the Su-57 flies, Erdogan was shown to Russian pilots. The President of Russia answered Erdogan that you can buy a plane.





On the sidelines of the Weekly Results, it is rumored that Erdogan is ready to purchase not only Su-57, but also a whole tray of Russian ice cream as part of the Final Hit Below the NATO Belt program. And they say that on the same specially developed ice cream of the fifth generation, earlier the Russian special services planted the Chinese chairman, Comrade Xi. And that now, as soon as the sealer is taken out of the refrigerator, he immediately begins to talk about the need to acquire the Su-57 squadron. Chinese experts from SINA and Sohu are in a panic. After all, they know very well that there is no maneuverability and inconspicuous in the world of aircraft than the J-20 ...

When will the Indian authorities buy ice cream from that same saleswoman? ..

Reader Comments:

AVA77

People say: Do you want to live, know how to spin!

Vend

NATO is a compulsory organization for the sale of US military goods. Why ... they certainly get nervous. This is the outflow of profit and not small.


parusnik
Judging by the responses of the Western media, Erdogan brought to validol .. Well done, he plays on contradictions ...

Work, Fedya!

The hopes of the ultra-liberal masses for Russia's cosmic failure did not materialize. At the appointed time for the retry, the Soyuz MS-14 spacecraft successfully docked to the International Space Station.





Robot "Fedor", which, although you crack, did not want to dock on the "Soyuz" with the ISS, still docked to the station in manual mode. But, apparently, the cosmobot (aka skybot) is in such a stressful state that it still could not get to work. It would be possible to walk the hammer through the main "nerve" centers of "Fedor", but suddenly it will drive him even deeper into stress. Therefore, the thesis “Urry, where does he have a button?” Still remained relevant - now for the orbit too.

Then came the "revival" of "Fedor." Perhaps warmed with hot cabbage soup from the space diet. "Fedor" turned on and spoke. Yes, as I spoke: I immediately threw it off to congratulate everyone on the Day of Knowledge, and so that I would not run far, I was reliably fixed with orange straps.
In general, work, Fedya!



Reader Comments:

Spambox

The ship was manually re-docked with the crew on board, to a node with a faulty proximity system device where Fedya could not dock, after which the union without crew with Fedya on board docked to the vacant node with a working proximity and docking module.

Eugenalt
Here on the home computer usb you will throw into another hole and with a certain probability will not work. Technique, it always presents and will present surprises and surprises. It's great that everything turned out. Success and good luck to the astronauts.

Spartanez300

As if, God forbid, God didn’t begin to establish his orders on the ISS, he’ll suddenly

bulvas
Fedor still cannot come to his senses, after a flight and an unsuccessful docking, and they hammer him


Poland reflects without trump

It became known how Poland reacts to the refusal of the US president to come to Warsaw for a ceremony in memory of the outbreak of World War II. If large media outlets come out with neutral notes that “the main reason is the hurricane” (Trump himself stated this), then in the “smaller” publications, as well as in the materials of Polish bloggers, there are notes criticizing Donald Trump





The Polish authorities are gathering peacefully in order to freely reflect on the outbreak of World War II. They say that 80 years ago attacked us. Ay-yai-yay ... The Soviet Union signed a pact with Nazi Germany. Oh no no no. And when they ask the Polish partners, why did your authorities, having signed their pact with Hitler, gave the order to invade Czechoslovakia in 1938, they are silent. Like fish ... And what can they say: they cannot admit to themselves that they actually started the Second World War. That's why they are trying with all their might to erase from the memory of 600 the thousands of Soviet soldiers who have laid down their heads for the liberation of Poland. Polish approach to stories - he is such a.
In such a situation, Trump decided that it was better to refer to the hurricane and stay at home ... The Armenian and Belarusian delegations also decided not to come. In addition, a spoonful of tar for Dude-Kaczynski and Co. was added by their old “friend” Donald Tusk, noting that they were not waiting for him in Warsaw.

Reader Comments:

Solo2503

History loves to repeat itself. Thrown 80 years ago, "allies" - this is a tragedy. Now the "main ally" has not arrived - a farce. What's next?

Egorovich
In general, a gathering of those who started WWII or indulged and financed.

Shurik70

It is clear that Donald did not go because Donald did not go. But officially, some other reason should be voiced. And then "frivolously treated the guests" - it is somehow frivolous.
What exactly is the essence of "frivolity"? In the menu, mussels along with red wine approved?


MiG-35: "airing the cabin" on the MAX-2019

The Russian MiG-35 fighter lost a piece of wing skin during a demonstration flight as part of the MAKS-2019 aerospace cabin. This was reported by the American publication The Aviationist, citing its own photojournalists in Zhukovsky near Moscow.





Finally. The liberal masses got an informational line to spread a smile in the course of the MAKS-2019 International Aerospace Salon. We saw how the MiG-35 lost a fragment of the skin in flight. What started! .. The most harmless pearls from liberal "friends of Russia": "Yes, they can’t even use a screwdriver and wrench to prevent the plane from falling in flight." When the “friends” were reminded that just recently the F-35 had lost its hatch in flight, immediately a new pearl: “But there’s nothing to look at the Americans!” Of course, there’s nothing ... They don’t have a half-plane in flight, it’s okay, it will be within the framework of a world-conquering democracy, and any similar episode in Russia will be revelations about the “hand-making ...” of the producer.

Or maybe someone drilled something there again ... Or the Indian pilot decided to “ventilate the cabin”.

Reader Comments:

kjhg
Ours did the right thing to let the Indian pilot fly. It is necessary to do everything possible so that India purchases Mig-35. His Air Force does not particularly need it, but a large export order will breathe new life into the renowned Mig Aircraft Corporation. Today, in the absence of orders, it really bends. We need a lot of money to carry out the re-equipment of the enterprise. Without this, there can be no talk of any real work on a promising light fighter and a promising interceptor.

Aristarkh Lyudvigovich

It's okay, it happens, the working moment. Here, for example, is a photograph of an F-35 fighter with a technological hatch torn off in flight on board the fuselage.


Captain Pushkin
Americans are cool guys. From their Boeing repeatedly some details in flight fell off. And nothing, no panic. Just think, something fell off at the best airplane in the world. What is there to discuss? And so everything is clear.


The Verkhovna Rada of friends Zelensky

Today Stepan Poltorak officially resigned as Minister of Defense of Ukraine. The Verkhovna Rada of the new convocation approved the new head of the military department "independent."



The week finally brought together a new composition of the Ukrainian parliament. Well, the very one who is “radically different” and “will not allow himself what the previous convocation of the Armed Forces of Ukraine allowed”. Complete, you know, the fight against corruption and nepotism. And it was precisely in the framework of this struggle that the classmates approved by the Verkhovna Rada of Zelensky, classmates, neighbors, drinking buddies ... er, ex-colleagues of the Quarter and other specialists, began to come to the supreme power. Democracy in Ukraine wins. Those who are small Russophobia on Facebook, now - people's deputies. Well, now this country will succeed ...



Reader Comments:

Destiny

"holds university degrees from Warwick and Oxford"
Everything is clear ...
"will continue to transfer the Ukrainian army to" real NATO standards. "
Who would doubt that.

Dietmar

Now they have "Taburetkin" appeared. Navy put the tankman in command, now a clear upgrade!
In short, "freaked out the kids for the milk ..."

WILL

It’s easy to identify Ukrainian shepherds ... by sparkling jokes, contagious laughter and the desire to speak in public!
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  1. Kontrik
    Kontrik 1 September 2019 11: 52
    -1
    If the Poles come to the 75th anniversary of the Victory over Nazi Germany (or rather Europe), then they must be fed Russian ice cream, even forcibly (a joke) .. That's what life-creating ice cream does !!!
    Good luck to all ! The results appeared men .. How I missed them, it is sincere! fellow
    1. WILL
      WILL 1 September 2019 11: 58
      +4
      Yes, the site administration for the "Results" - Thank you! good
      Week was Wonderful, last week of Summer recourse !!!
      Happy Knowledge Day, Everyone!
  2. DEDPIHTO
    DEDPIHTO 1 September 2019 11: 53
    +7
    They also say that the fifth-generation ice cream used to be planted by the Chinese chairman, Comrade Xi, on this specially developed ice cream of the fifth generation.
    Comrade C has already copied the ice cream, now he eats his own. laughing
    1. Kontrik
      Kontrik 1 September 2019 13: 14
      +3
      Quote: DEPHIHTO
      Comrade C has already copied the ice cream, now he eats his own.

      And thinking, but Russian was still tastier ..)))) laughing
      1. DEDPIHTO
        DEDPIHTO 1 September 2019 13: 18
        +1
        Perhaps tastier, someone else's always tastier yes My second friend, the sweet tooth, bothers me, of course, I won’t copy ice cream, but this is how a hospitable oriental person can pamper his guests, especially if the guests will also prompt some delicious things in response .. they are all sorts of people and there are not far from copy-paste. Here is a catch what
        1. Kontrik
          Kontrik 1 September 2019 15: 00
          -1
          Quote: DEPHIHTO
          I'm more concerned about the second sweet tooth friend

          And this is buzzing! hi Netanyahu does not eat ice cream and even a loaf spits out with his wife .. wink
          Russian ice cream is another weapon of influence of Russia and Putin!
          Then you're all in a panic here .. heh heh
          1. DEDPIHTO
            DEDPIHTO 1 September 2019 15: 27
            -1
            Then you're all in a panic here .. heh heh
            Meehan, here from this place in more detail. And what does Bibi have to do with it? He didn’t seem to be on MAX. request They will treat him to Kremlin matzo, probably no worse than they cook in Israel, if you really worry about a third friend ... laughing
            1. Kontrik
              Kontrik 1 September 2019 15: 36
              -1
              Quote: DEPHIHTO
              here from this place in more detail. And what does Bibi have to do with it? He didn’t seem to be on MAX.

              Who in the subject they understand .. And the rest you work ..
              1. DEDPIHTO
                DEDPIHTO 1 September 2019 15: 41
                0
                And who, besides you, in the subject,? And who do you think I work for?
                1. Kontrik
                  Kontrik 1 September 2019 16: 29
                  -1
                  Quote: DEPHIHTO
                  And who, besides you, in the subject,? And who do you think I work for?

                  Well, for example, on the topic of protests and the "bloody regime" .. wink
                  I have such an opinion, for example, and not only me .. hi

                  How well expressed ..? And the trenches we have are different, even though you are trying here and this and that .. negative
                  1. DEDPIHTO
                    DEDPIHTO 1 September 2019 21: 32
                    -1
                    Have you already dug a trench in the sofa? wassat Tie it already with a strong one, Friday is long over Mikhan Vorisenko, you are an Internet weather vane. laughing
  3. Terenin
    Terenin 1 September 2019 11: 55
    +2
    Then came the "revival" of "Fedor." Perhaps warmed with hot cabbage soup from the space diet. "Fedor" turned on and spoke. Yes, as I spoke: I immediately threw it off to congratulate everyone on the Day of Knowledge, and so that I would not run far, I was reliably fixed with orange straps.
    In general, work, Fedya!

    That's interesting winked what will the robot Fyodor answer to the introduction: "It was the fifth year of tough political isolation of Russia's economy, torn to shreds"?
    1. Svarog
      Svarog 1 September 2019 12: 00
      -2
      Quote: Terenin
      I wonder what the robot Fyodor will answer to the introductory question: "It was the fifth year of tough political isolation of Russia's economy, torn to shreds"?

      He is not a robot .. he does not work autonomously, therefore only a person can answer for him .. And if everything in our economy is also "stable", then in another five years it will be very difficult, we are of course talking about ordinary citizens.
      1. Terenin
        Terenin 1 September 2019 12: 10
        +1
        Quote: Svarog
        Quote: Terenin
        I wonder what the robot Fyodor will answer to the introductory question: "It was the fifth year of tough political isolation of Russia's economy, torn to shreds"?

        He is not a robot .. he does not work autonomously, therefore only a person can answer for him .. And if everything in our economy is also "stable", then in another five years it will be very difficult, we are of course talking about ordinary citizens.

        Well, okay yes .
        And you can ask for the definition of "ordinary citizen" in order to better understand the severity of the consequences for him, in five years?
        1. Svarog
          Svarog 1 September 2019 12: 15
          -3
          Quote: Terenin
          Well, okay .
          And you can ask for the definition of "ordinary citizen" in order to better understand the severity of the consequences for him, in five years?

          The one who does not have yachts, steamboats, football clubs, the one that goes to work every day, for money that helps to barely eat, make ends meet .. and we have such an overwhelming majority. Is not it?
          1. Terenin
            Terenin 1 September 2019 12: 28
            0
            Quote: Svarog
            Quote: Terenin
            Well, okay .
            And you can ask for the definition of "ordinary citizen" in order to better understand the severity of the consequences for him, in five years?

            The one who does not have yachts, steamboats, football clubs, the one that goes to work every day, for money that helps to barely eat, make ends meet .. and we have such an overwhelming majority. Is not it?

            Thank. Maybe so request ... And if they can hardly make ends meet, then why is the time horizon five years?
            1. Svarog
              Svarog 1 September 2019 12: 37
              -3
              Quote: Terenin
              Thanks. Maybe so . And if they can hardly make ends meet, then why is the time horizon five years?

              The horizon may be different, it depends on the actions of the government, there is a fact that since 2014, life has become much more complicated, given the approach that it can now be assumed that it will only become more complicated.
              1. Mestny
                Mestny 1 September 2019 12: 50
                -2
                Do you propose to complicate it even more by leaps in areas?
                1. Svarog
                  Svarog 1 September 2019 12: 56
                  +2
                  Quote: Mestny
                  Do you propose to complicate it even more by leaps in areas?

                  No, let's shout together, approvingly! All that our government is doing .. Do you think that if our managers ode to sing, life will get better? Or silently need to sit quietly and soap the rope?
        2. AU Ivanov.
          AU Ivanov. 1 September 2019 12: 16
          -5
          Simple is primitive. Not burdened with intelligence. "Other simplicity is worse than theft" is a Russian proverb.
          1. Stas157
            Stas157 1 September 2019 13: 36
            0
            Quote: AU Ivanov.
            Simple is primitive. Not burdened with intelligence. "Other simplicity is worse than theft" is a Russian proverb.

            This is you so pro ordinary citizens are you writing And you probably obviously consider yourself not simple ... If the people always have not enough money, and the rulers have nowhere to put it, then this is more likely indicative of the primitive greed and short-rangeness of these fat cats that lead Russia to future unrest.
            1. AU Ivanov.
              AU Ivanov. 1 September 2019 15: 25
              -2
              And who is a "common citizen"? Any person with education and qualifications is not simple by definition. For any master of his craft, "simple" is an insult.
              1. Voyager
                Voyager 1 September 2019 23: 37
                0
                You are deeply mistaken. Everything ingenious is simple - have you heard that?
                In many types of art, simplicity (execution, design) is appreciated as something higher and inherent to real masters who are able to make a “sweetie” from scratch, without the most complicated tricks, simply and concisely.
      2. carstorm 11
        carstorm 11 1 September 2019 13: 26
        -2
        He has an autonomous type of work. where did you get the idea that he is not? on YouTube a bunch of videos where he moves without an operator. walks taxis
    2. DEDPIHTO
      DEDPIHTO 1 September 2019 12: 02
      +1
      Interestingly, winked what the robot Fyodor will answer to the introductory: "It was the fifth year of tough political isolation of the Russian economy torn to shreds"?
      Fedy's answer to ,, Game ,, - You have to freshen up! (C) HF Diamond hand. laughing
      ps it is impossible to tear what is not.
      1. Mestny
        Mestny 1 September 2019 12: 51
        -1
        And how we have been living all these years, without the economy - is unclear. Probably honest communists help.
        1. DEDPIHTO
          DEDPIHTO 1 September 2019 12: 58
          +4
          So we live, some eat macaroni, others meat and we live wonderful together, thanks to the caring emperor and friends of his breadwinners. yes The pipe is not rubber, is it? winked
  4. Mountain shooter
    Mountain shooter 1 September 2019 11: 57
    +3
    Such a normal selection. Sparkling. With a positive basic idea. Everything is normal with us.
  5. E.S.
    E.S. 1 September 2019 11: 58
    +5
    Chairman Xi ate ice cream and opened the market for products from Russia. Then he received a box of ice cream and conducted joint exercises of the Navy of the People’s Republic of China and the Russian Federation in Middle East and jointly parting of the Air Force of the People’s Republic of China and the Russian Air Force.
    Erdogan ate ice cream and reached into his wallet to buy airplanes.
    The secret of this ice cream is guarded more strictly than the secrets of nuclear weapons and hypersound!
    1. Boa kaa
      Boa kaa 1 September 2019 12: 47
      -2
      Quote: E.S.
      The secret of this ice cream is guarded more strictly than the secrets of nuclear weapons and hypersound!

      The mafiosi don Al Capone had: - "with the help of a kind word and a revolver" ...

      Our GDP - with the help of a kind word and ... ice cream!
      As they say: - feel the difference! laughing
  6. Vita vko
    Vita vko 1 September 2019 12: 08
    +2
    In the end, after Putin bought Erdogan's ice cream, Trump realized that he could not see ice cream in Poland and invited Russia to G8. Not surprisingly, the Indian pilot also wanted to make money on ice cream and was so carried away by aerobatics on the MiG-35 that the skin of the aircraft could not stand it. But Fedor, although a car, is smart, he is not a black man working on batteries without a can. lol
    Magic ice cream
  7. Alien From
    Alien From 1 September 2019 12: 14
    -1
    There is a new Susanin for all these sworn friends !!!!
  8. Igor Pa
    Igor Pa 1 September 2019 12: 31
    +1
    Well, the article is awesome. And neighing and crying.
    1. Mestny
      Mestny 1 September 2019 12: 52
      -4
      Already progress.
      Some just cry for any reason.
  9. Nestorovich
    Nestorovich 1 September 2019 13: 09
    +4
    I don’t know about everything else, but the Soviet Ice-cream certainly exceeded all analogues and even foreign samples!
    1. sabakina
      sabakina 1 September 2019 14: 30
      -2
      What is interesting, subsequently, the ice cream seller disappeared into space. Together with the tray ...
  10. Rwmos
    Rwmos 1 September 2019 13: 32
    -1
    Eh, do not stand the APU with Polto Cancer anymore ... Now they will zagorodnyuka their zagorodnuyu and tightly weed and mined approaches with dung - and 50 years will still be surprised - we have taken all the measures, but no one is attacking us ... What does it mean. "Who the hell needs you, slave"?
  11. demo
    demo 1 September 2019 13: 34
    0
    The way the Su-57 flies, Erdogan was shown to Russian pilots.
    If I saw how, when performing this figure, a pilot would use weapons for targets (ground or air), I would be in seventh heaven.
    Maybe somewhere there are similar shots?
  12. sabakina
    sabakina 1 September 2019 14: 27
    0

    I have disturbing associations ...

    For those who chained Riddick, then everything ended badly ...
  13. Adimius38
    Adimius38 1 September 2019 21: 11
    +1
    You saw this Minister of Industry ...... it’s not in vain that they say until this team knocks down there will be nothing good. Simply......