Notes of the Colorado Cockroach. Week before christmas
Greetings to you, my dear friends, less expensive Khataskrainikas, and not at all expensive, but necessary enemies! Did you miss Ukraine? Watch the same thing on your TV and can not see some of our-your experts? And we sent them to you specifically. Alas, not all Ukrainians are good builders, oil workers, doctors or engineers. There are those that do not know how to talk. And it is necessary to live.
You probably noticed plagiarism in the title of "Notes" today. What to do? I can not write better than Nikolai Vasilyevich. Well, okay. The classic is a classic so that at his expense a multitude of mediocrities feed. So I will quote in reasonable quantities, here!
How are the night before Christmas, the last week before the election, Gogol and Tarakan? Well, with the first you have probably figured out. The night before Christmas is a time when Christians are left alone for a short time against evil forces. Ukraine today is about the same position. Rada of the eighth convocation has fulfilled its, and we will only elect a new one. And I remind you that the republic is parliamentary-presidential. Well, about mediocrities and geniuses, I wrote even higher. This is the second point.
So, the Rada, which we have been together in all the past years, and which has done so much for ordinary Ukrainians, that it will be difficult to forget, covered, ugh, closed.
The speaker last time amused deputies of his own movoy, the deputies last time listened to an official from the government at the government hour. Failed once again the adoption of the electoral code. After that, Andrei Paruby and closed the meeting. At this point, Prime Minister Vladimir Groisman arrived at the Rada for the funeral. In short, the deceased was buried with honors according to status.
I think you should learn about the achievements that this Parliament has achieved over the years. About how our deputies worked. But then you think that all these years the deputies lived purely on the Cossacks.
More precisely, as Nikolai Vasilievich described:
And here is what Paruby said:
No, it’s impossible to say that Rada didn’t do anything. We sat down, passed laws, fought aggressors on some kind of front.
Take, at least from the latter, the law on chemical castration of pedophiles. After all, they took it when it was secured. Although here it is necessary to tell in more detail. I think our experience and you would be useful. The problem is common.
Especially for those “humane” creatures that scream about the cruelty and inhumanity of such decisions, I’ll just tell you about recent, only recent (!) Events in our country.
Though we are “Europeans”, we hate pedophiles in the same way as you. Let Europeans argue about the sexual revolution, about the freedom of sexual relations, that raping children is an old tradition of humans, we will tear off our heads for such a thing right away. Only the life of the majority is so complicated that many parents simply ceased to be engaged in raising children and switched to gorilka ...
June 19 in Ivanovka, Odessa region, finally found the body of 11-year-old Dasha Lukyanenko. The pedophile killer Nikolai Tarasov was also quickly found. Imagine, this bastard kept the corpse in the refrigerator and only then threw it away. And the parents knew about the crime!
Around the same time, an 15-year-old girl was raped in Chernihiv region. In Zaporozhye, the pedophile showed the children what he needed to tear, and forced him to have sex. Near Dnepropetrovsk, they found the body of a 13-year-old girl who was raped and murdered by a recidivist criminal. The terrible list can be continued, but why? The trend is visible to any thinking person. That is why the petition to the Rada very quickly gained the necessary number of votes to consider the new bill.
Well, about the law itself (draft law No. XXUMX), for which the deputies voted. Right on points.
- Imprisonment from 10 to 15 years with forced chemical castration. Violence will be castrated from 18 to 65 years.
- For rape minors punishment is increased by a period from 7 to 15 years.
- Depraved actions against minors - up to 5 years.
- The new law provides for the creation of a public register of persons for committing the above crimes.
- Lifetime police monitoring of those convicted of such crimes.
And I will not comment more, everything is clear and so. A useful law for once! Peremoga, as it is!
Okay, enough about the serious. It is necessary to tell about those events that are happening in the period “before the birth of the new Rada”, about the “week before Christmas”. Otherwise, Nikolai Vasilyevich will be offended at me.
To begin with, MOMZEL became active in the fight against officials. And he decided to fight openly with ... Klitschko! The fact is that the Kiev mayor has a rather complicated status. On the one hand, it is the mayor of the city, lawfully elected by the people, and on the other hand, it is the head of the KSCA appointed by the president, in whose hands the real budget funds of the capital are concentrated. That's where the mamZel hit it.
However, the image of Klitschko as a person with a “broken brain”, largely created including the “95 Quarter”, the permanent quarterly “Klitschko” Zhenya Koshevoy, does not correspond to reality. Klitschko during the mayoralty learned a lot, became a more public person. Well, courage and healthy audacity in it brought up boxing. He understands everything perfectly. Including the fact that his post is important enough for mamZeli and there will try to put a person who is close personally to the new president.
Such a person could be Pan Peanuts (as I nicknamed Putin’s name, his hands were combed from such plagiarism. To beat the President of Russia is an indicator), Yevgeny Koshevoy. It was not me, Klitschko remembered:
It seems to me that not all sees Acne. Probably because of growth. MAMZElle and I are “small-caliber”. What is more important for us is not the wind, that shaggy hairstyles are high up there, but the fact that the belly of these very high ones does not swell, and so that the gases do not leave. You know, the smell at the bottom is not too pleasant.
MamZEl hit the pennies. Do what is logical and simple. Divide the post of mayor of Kyuiva, in the sense of Kiev, and the head of the KSCA. In such a simple way it will simply reduce the rights of the mayor to the leadership of the city sewage system. And Vitalik will have only one duty - to chew and swallow:
Peanuts can cope with such work, even with their “secondary technical” education. He learned to speak in the “Quarter”, and for the most in the city he was “a pittance dumb”. By the way, thinking people, especially those to whom other people's pennies “callus eyes”, have a quite reasonable question: who will be Gamman?
I will reveal a little secret. We are also thinking about this and the conclusion, for ourselves, naturally made. I advise you to look at the TV channel "112 Ukraine". More precisely, to its director ...
True, Klitschko is seriously considering the candidacy of Andrei Kholodov. The candidate for deputies from the “Servant of the People” (No. XXUMX), the owner of the MAF network in Kiev, is a really wealthy person who prefers to live abroad, visiting the capital only periodically.
The candidacy is not a checkpoint for a deputy, but the position of the KSCA will completely disappear. In short, we'll see.
I remembered this episode from the Gogol masterpiece in order to continue the story about the affairs of mamZeli, until this very feature was “created” again. He proposed to expand the cleansing of power and add to the lustration list the head of state, all people's deputies and the speaker of parliament, who took office from 2014 onwards. Imagine? Probably not. More precisely, you can not imagine it from our "lower floor". From mamZeli:
MomZEl has spoken a lot of things. But as a matter of fact, if we reject a personal attitude to this person and think “from the side,” the president proposed lustration not only for specific people, they were offered lustration for the Maidan! It is doubtful to me that if the MamZEl will put pressure on the prosecutors and other inspectors, and not activists and other filth, our chieftains will come out dry from the water.
See how the authorities react. Vice Prime Minister Vyacheslav Kirilenko, from Twitter:
I have no idea how you will respond to our "news of powerlessness. " Therefore, according to tradition, I will tell you about really good news. It is necessary not only to spoil the mood, but also to improve it. Otherwise, the dirt will no longer be perceived as dirt. It will be just a habitat. And the joy will disappear. “So it should be” is no longer a joy. This is a routine.
Remember the vile history with the demolition of the monument to Georgy Zhukov in Kharkov 2 June this year? I report that the monument stands in its place and looks sternly at us, those who allowed this outrage. Even devils from the National Corps, Freedom, the Right Sector and other gatherings of idiots are still afraid to approach him. Unclean power is therefore unclean, because it is on the drum who thinks of itself. Puts a bow in any pose. I do not like Kernes, but in this case I will say - man! Said - did.
Well, if we are talking about building up almost. You know that we are building a new state. We know that you are doing the same. And you want to know how to treat this whole venture abroad? Not politicians or journalists there, but those who really work and build their country? I got here beetles from Odessa sent one photo. I recently received a factory equipment purchased in Taiwan. The whole plant neighing all day over the tag.
Incidentally, I also thought. Theoretically, the logical explanation of this phenomenon will be this: illiterate Chinese do not know that we are building a democratic Ukraine. But in another place of the brain, another thought moves. Maybe they know more than we? And most importantly, the equipment has reached the addressee! It means that there were no problems with other transfer points with the address!
Let's return to our sheep. More precisely, to the world zradam, about the first of which I wrote above. They began to plant our citizens abroad. You know about the citizen of Italy / Ukraine of the National Guard (the mum of their mother, fucked up such a word) Vitaliy Markiv. What is not yet possible in Ukraine happened in Italy. "Reward" found a hero. And others will find. I see no reason to waste time and place with a story about it ...
А вот о другом «невинно задержанном», о котором вы, наверное, не знаете поговорить стоит. Я об известном (правда я таких не видел, кто бы знал это имя) украинском художнике Даниэле Грине. Он, совместно с подругой, тоже украинской художницей, Дарьей Марченко, создал шедевр под названием «Лицо the war»!
Well, a few more "pictures" like "The Five Horrors of War," "The Five Elements of War." In short, this is our Pavlensky. Only own genitals on the Maidan did not beat. That's what he was arrested in ... Kenya. Oh, and Putin's long hand. In Italy, everything is under control. In PACE too. Even in Kenya ...
True, the Kenyan cockroaches told me a slightly different story. The local authorities liked the manner of the “letter” of the Ukrainian artist so much that they demanded to create a portrait of their own president from urinals. Daniel proudly replied that it would not do that. On the “Face of War”, he portrayed Putin with cartridges, and Uhur Kenyat from urinals - not his format! Kenyat is not as famous as Putin. Although Kenyan such jokers ...
It is just necessary to mention the “Need to talk” teleconference, which all the same took place on July 12.
The usual talk about restoring normal relations between our countries, memories of the past from famous people, even simple human greetings to old friends, caused such a reaction among our Natsik that, for example, it became clear to me a different way than the destruction of fascism completely and cruelly Ukraine has not.
Honestly, I did not expect such an effect. Simple human communication like weaponable to destroy the Nazis. So, we are just a little bit, but we beat these subhumans!
Seriously, we are really on our doorstep. It remains to understand which way we will go. If it is forward, then we will have really interesting months. They didn’t start arrests today only because the prosecutor general would calmly cancel them. While Lutsenko is in place, there will be no landings. But if it happens that the majority will be on the side of mamZela, arrests can not be avoided. And resistance can not be avoided ...
And you calm, patience and perseverance. I often hear the stupid proverb about striped life like a zebra, life ...
Guys, why do you choose the path from the head to, excuse me, ass? Maybe worth a walk up and down the white strip? And in order to avoid a black band, just look at your feet! In short, happiness to all and you and us. Will live!
P.S. The following "Notes" will be two hundred. According to the list, not the content, of course. 200. Not a bad number, I’ll have to go some racket on this. Informative and analytical.
You probably noticed plagiarism in the title of "Notes" today. What to do? I can not write better than Nikolai Vasilyevich. Well, okay. The classic is a classic so that at his expense a multitude of mediocrities feed. So I will quote in reasonable quantities, here!
“A wonderfully glittering month! It is hard to tell how good it is to knock on such a night between a heap of laughing and singing girls and between lads who are ready for all the jokes and fabrications that can only be inspired by a merry, laughing night. Under the dense casing warm; the cheeks are still burning from the cold; but on the pranks the evil one pushes from behind ... "
How are the night before Christmas, the last week before the election, Gogol and Tarakan? Well, with the first you have probably figured out. The night before Christmas is a time when Christians are left alone for a short time against evil forces. Ukraine today is about the same position. Rada of the eighth convocation has fulfilled its, and we will only elect a new one. And I remind you that the republic is parliamentary-presidential. Well, about mediocrities and geniuses, I wrote even higher. This is the second point.
So, the Rada, which we have been together in all the past years, and which has done so much for ordinary Ukrainians, that it will be difficult to forget, covered, ugh, closed.
The speaker last time amused deputies of his own movoy, the deputies last time listened to an official from the government at the government hour. Failed once again the adoption of the electoral code. After that, Andrei Paruby and closed the meeting. At this point, Prime Minister Vladimir Groisman arrived at the Rada for the funeral. In short, the deceased was buried with honors according to status.
I think you should learn about the achievements that this Parliament has achieved over the years. About how our deputies worked. But then you think that all these years the deputies lived purely on the Cossacks.
More precisely, as Nikolai Vasilievich described:
“At first he lived like a real Zaporozhets: he didn’t work, he slept for three quarters of the day, ate for six mowers and drank a whole bucket at a time.”
And here is what Paruby said:
“During this time, 580 plenary sessions were held, 2734 legislation was passed, 977 laws and codes in general. This is a statistic that demonstrates the result ... But we remember how often with all our strength we had to unite everyone in order to reach a successful reformist solution ... We defended the country from the aggressor and at the same time reformed the country in all spheres of life. ”
No, it’s impossible to say that Rada didn’t do anything. We sat down, passed laws, fought aggressors on some kind of front.
"Providence is good, although the local sheep are not what we have in Zaporozhye, why not live somehow?"
Take, at least from the latter, the law on chemical castration of pedophiles. After all, they took it when it was secured. Although here it is necessary to tell in more detail. I think our experience and you would be useful. The problem is common.
Especially for those “humane” creatures that scream about the cruelty and inhumanity of such decisions, I’ll just tell you about recent, only recent (!) Events in our country.
Though we are “Europeans”, we hate pedophiles in the same way as you. Let Europeans argue about the sexual revolution, about the freedom of sexual relations, that raping children is an old tradition of humans, we will tear off our heads for such a thing right away. Only the life of the majority is so complicated that many parents simply ceased to be engaged in raising children and switched to gorilka ...
June 19 in Ivanovka, Odessa region, finally found the body of 11-year-old Dasha Lukyanenko. The pedophile killer Nikolai Tarasov was also quickly found. Imagine, this bastard kept the corpse in the refrigerator and only then threw it away. And the parents knew about the crime!
Around the same time, an 15-year-old girl was raped in Chernihiv region. In Zaporozhye, the pedophile showed the children what he needed to tear, and forced him to have sex. Near Dnepropetrovsk, they found the body of a 13-year-old girl who was raped and murdered by a recidivist criminal. The terrible list can be continued, but why? The trend is visible to any thinking person. That is why the petition to the Rada very quickly gained the necessary number of votes to consider the new bill.
Well, about the law itself (draft law No. XXUMX), for which the deputies voted. Right on points.
- Imprisonment from 10 to 15 years with forced chemical castration. Violence will be castrated from 18 to 65 years.
- For rape minors punishment is increased by a period from 7 to 15 years.
- Depraved actions against minors - up to 5 years.
- The new law provides for the creation of a public register of persons for committing the above crimes.
- Lifetime police monitoring of those convicted of such crimes.
And I will not comment more, everything is clear and so. A useful law for once! Peremoga, as it is!
Okay, enough about the serious. It is necessary to tell about those events that are happening in the period “before the birth of the new Rada”, about the “week before Christmas”. Otherwise, Nikolai Vasilyevich will be offended at me.
To begin with, MOMZEL became active in the fight against officials. And he decided to fight openly with ... Klitschko! The fact is that the Kiev mayor has a rather complicated status. On the one hand, it is the mayor of the city, lawfully elected by the people, and on the other hand, it is the head of the KSCA appointed by the president, in whose hands the real budget funds of the capital are concentrated. That's where the mamZel hit it.
"... the blacksmith began to think about what miracles happen in the world and to what wisdom the evil spirit brings a man."
However, the image of Klitschko as a person with a “broken brain”, largely created including the “95 Quarter”, the permanent quarterly “Klitschko” Zhenya Koshevoy, does not correspond to reality. Klitschko during the mayoralty learned a lot, became a more public person. Well, courage and healthy audacity in it brought up boxing. He understands everything perfectly. Including the fact that his post is important enough for mamZeli and there will try to put a person who is close personally to the new president.
Such a person could be Pan Peanuts (as I nicknamed Putin’s name, his hands were combed from such plagiarism. To beat the President of Russia is an indicator), Yevgeny Koshevoy. It was not me, Klitschko remembered:
“On one of the birthdays, where Vladimir Zelensky and Yevgeny Koshevoy were leading, I was given the floor, and I was a little tense. Not because I met the future president, it was in November last year. I don't remember whose birthday it was. I then joked that if Zelensky becomes president, then Koshevoy, who constantly in the rooms of the Quarter, tries on the belt of the World Champion, will probably begin to try on the mayor’s chair. This joke was well received. ”
It seems to me that not all sees Acne. Probably because of growth. MAMZElle and I are “small-caliber”. What is more important for us is not the wind, that shaggy hairstyles are high up there, but the fact that the belly of these very high ones does not swell, and so that the gases do not leave. You know, the smell at the bottom is not too pleasant.
MamZEl hit the pennies. Do what is logical and simple. Divide the post of mayor of Kyuiva, in the sense of Kiev, and the head of the KSCA. In such a simple way it will simply reduce the rights of the mayor to the leadership of the city sewage system. And Vitalik will have only one duty - to chew and swallow:
“Patsyuk opened his mouth, looked at the dumplings and opened his mouth even more. At this time, the dumpling spilled out of the bowl, slapped into sour cream, rolled over to the other side, jumped up and just hit him in the mouth. Patsyuk ate and opened his mouth again, and the dumpling went in the same order again. He only accepted the burden of chewing and swallowing. ”
Peanuts can cope with such work, even with their “secondary technical” education. He learned to speak in the “Quarter”, and for the most in the city he was “a pittance dumb”. By the way, thinking people, especially those to whom other people's pennies “callus eyes”, have a quite reasonable question: who will be Gamman?
I will reveal a little secret. We are also thinking about this and the conclusion, for ourselves, naturally made. I advise you to look at the TV channel "112 Ukraine". More precisely, to its director ...
True, Klitschko is seriously considering the candidacy of Andrei Kholodov. The candidate for deputies from the “Servant of the People” (No. XXUMX), the owner of the MAF network in Kiev, is a really wealthy person who prefers to live abroad, visiting the capital only periodically.
The candidacy is not a checkpoint for a deputy, but the position of the KSCA will completely disappear. In short, we'll see.
“... on the wall on the side, as you enter the church, Vakula painted a devil in hell, so nasty that everyone spat when they passed by; and the women, as soon as the child was crying in their hands, brought it to the picture and said: “He's a bach, yak kaka is painted!” - and the child, holding tears, looked at the picture and pressed on the breast of her mother ”.
I remembered this episode from the Gogol masterpiece in order to continue the story about the affairs of mamZeli, until this very feature was “created” again. He proposed to expand the cleansing of power and add to the lustration list the head of state, all people's deputies and the speaker of parliament, who took office from 2014 onwards. Imagine? Probably not. More precisely, you can not imagine it from our "lower floor". From mamZeli:
“Why do we need deputies who leave immunity, legitimize illegal enrichment, just do not go to work? Why do ministers, who say that Ukrainians eat a lot, build roads only on their Facebook and have children in America? ”
MomZEl has spoken a lot of things. But as a matter of fact, if we reject a personal attitude to this person and think “from the side,” the president proposed lustration not only for specific people, they were offered lustration for the Maidan! It is doubtful to me that if the MamZEl will put pressure on the prosecutors and other inspectors, and not activists and other filth, our chieftains will come out dry from the water.
“When you need a hell, go to hell!” "Tom does not need to go far, who has the hell on his shoulders."
See how the authorities react. Vice Prime Minister Vyacheslav Kirilenko, from Twitter:
“Therefore, today is a big day for Russia, because such lustration is exclusively in the interests of Putin. What is surprising is that the current president of Ukraine offered it. ”
I have no idea how you will respond to our "news of powerlessness. " Therefore, according to tradition, I will tell you about really good news. It is necessary not only to spoil the mood, but also to improve it. Otherwise, the dirt will no longer be perceived as dirt. It will be just a habitat. And the joy will disappear. “So it should be” is no longer a joy. This is a routine.
“They did not have time to recover, as the spouse ran out into the hall already with a poker in her hands. Quickly enough, she shook her husband's hands, a weaver on the back and was already standing near the bag.
- What have we allowed her? Said the weaver, waking up.
- Eh, what we allowed! And why did you allow! Said the godfather in cold blood.
- What have we allowed her? Said the weaver, waking up.
- Eh, what we allowed! And why did you allow! Said the godfather in cold blood.
Remember the vile history with the demolition of the monument to Georgy Zhukov in Kharkov 2 June this year? I report that the monument stands in its place and looks sternly at us, those who allowed this outrage. Even devils from the National Corps, Freedom, the Right Sector and other gatherings of idiots are still afraid to approach him. Unclean power is therefore unclean, because it is on the drum who thinks of itself. Puts a bow in any pose. I do not like Kernes, but in this case I will say - man! Said - did.
Well, if we are talking about building up almost. You know that we are building a new state. We know that you are doing the same. And you want to know how to treat this whole venture abroad? Not politicians or journalists there, but those who really work and build their country? I got here beetles from Odessa sent one photo. I recently received a factory equipment purchased in Taiwan. The whole plant neighing all day over the tag.
Incidentally, I also thought. Theoretically, the logical explanation of this phenomenon will be this: illiterate Chinese do not know that we are building a democratic Ukraine. But in another place of the brain, another thought moves. Maybe they know more than we? And most importantly, the equipment has reached the addressee! It means that there were no problems with other transfer points with the address!
Let's return to our sheep. More precisely, to the world zradam, about the first of which I wrote above. They began to plant our citizens abroad. You know about the citizen of Italy / Ukraine of the National Guard (the mum of their mother, fucked up such a word) Vitaliy Markiv. What is not yet possible in Ukraine happened in Italy. "Reward" found a hero. And others will find. I see no reason to waste time and place with a story about it ...
А вот о другом «невинно задержанном», о котором вы, наверное, не знаете поговорить стоит. Я об известном (правда я таких не видел, кто бы знал это имя) украинском художнике Даниэле Грине. Он, совместно с подругой, тоже украинской художницей, Дарьей Марченко, создал шедевр под названием «Лицо the war»!
Well, a few more "pictures" like "The Five Horrors of War," "The Five Elements of War." In short, this is our Pavlensky. Only own genitals on the Maidan did not beat. That's what he was arrested in ... Kenya. Oh, and Putin's long hand. In Italy, everything is under control. In PACE too. Even in Kenya ...
True, the Kenyan cockroaches told me a slightly different story. The local authorities liked the manner of the “letter” of the Ukrainian artist so much that they demanded to create a portrait of their own president from urinals. Daniel proudly replied that it would not do that. On the “Face of War”, he portrayed Putin with cartridges, and Uhur Kenyat from urinals - not his format! Kenyat is not as famous as Putin. Although Kenyan such jokers ...
It is just necessary to mention the “Need to talk” teleconference, which all the same took place on July 12.
The usual talk about restoring normal relations between our countries, memories of the past from famous people, even simple human greetings to old friends, caused such a reaction among our Natsik that, for example, it became clear to me a different way than the destruction of fascism completely and cruelly Ukraine has not.
Honestly, I did not expect such an effect. Simple human communication like weaponable to destroy the Nazis. So, we are just a little bit, but we beat these subhumans!
Seriously, we are really on our doorstep. It remains to understand which way we will go. If it is forward, then we will have really interesting months. They didn’t start arrests today only because the prosecutor general would calmly cancel them. While Lutsenko is in place, there will be no landings. But if it happens that the majority will be on the side of mamZela, arrests can not be avoided. And resistance can not be avoided ...
And you calm, patience and perseverance. I often hear the stupid proverb about striped life like a zebra, life ...
Guys, why do you choose the path from the head to, excuse me, ass? Maybe worth a walk up and down the white strip? And in order to avoid a black band, just look at your feet! In short, happiness to all and you and us. Will live!
P.S. The following "Notes" will be two hundred. According to the list, not the content, of course. 200. Not a bad number, I’ll have to go some racket on this. Informative and analytical.
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