Notes of the Colorado Cockroach. And for those all right ...
Greetings to all who are not indifferent to our ... happiness.
Somehow less and less optimism inspires the human race. Especially in Ukraine. For some reason we live all the time in the future and are not at all interested in the present. Here it is, the influence of the Bolsheviks and the Communists. "Today we eat rotten potatoes so that our children eat pineapples the day after tomorrow." And if I don’t need pineapples, I don’t like them, then you can make normal, young potatoes. Yes, with butter, tsibule and under the vodka?
Somehow, unnoticed, the first such date came from our new government. More precisely, by the power of the president. Sorokoviny. 40 days, as we live without Hydrant, but with Ze. This is considered in politics to be considered hundreds of days, and in life they commemorate quite differently - 9 days, 40 days, anniversary ... Well, about the deceased or good, or not at all. Although what he is deceased, he coils in the corners ... But it is worth talking about the acting one.
Here we have many compare Ze with ... well, do not laugh, with Roosevelt. Yes, with the very one that Franklin Delano. American president, who won the Great Depression. Peculiar, but after all the winner! I would like it to be the same. In a sense, peremoga.
But those who do not really believe in a bright future, which simply must come, give an example, say, Roosevelt for the first month adopted 20 documents to overcome the crisis, and Ze? And ZE NO ONE! And he will not accept it, since Radu is very offended by us. Therefore, in order for something to change, we must wait for another Rada.
That's all we have around it and spinning. All climb into the parliament, well, as these same gay parade. Even Shary got. We are just furious with him, as he, sitting in Holland, is trying here to arrange a promotion.
It became clear and more. Many absolutely do not want the president’s party, “The Servant of the People,” to become a real servant. Because in every way trying to prevent. Those ratings that are published by our sociologists look like soap bubbles. First of all, because the electoral system has remained unchanged. Yes, according to party lists, and these are 225 deputies, "Servants ..." will win, but it will not be easy for Ze in majority voting. There are such bison sitting ...
No, if you adopt the experience of the neighbors and knock out those who are too late tanks... Well, we'll discuss it later somehow. But the feeling of a certain war remains, so we will retain the terminology.
Our general feeling today is like that of a miner who has already laid a mine, set fire to the cord and is now just waiting for the whole system to jerk. Theoretically, the miner knows how it will be, but practically ...
And it will continue all next week. Miner hid because he had already done everything and now he is just waiting. The goal is calm because it simply does not know that it, the goal, lives a normal life. Only seven days remain of such a quiet life. Then she will begin to bang in different places, driving her future goals to exactly where the main “firework” is made.
Generally, if you pay attention to your own feelings, we live today in the center of the circus arena or on the stage. When you see all the events of a funny play not from the auditorium, but from the inside. Everything happens around you. Like a restaurant visitor. As alcohol disappears from the decanter, you see strange metamorphoses occurring with the woman at the next table. The nose decreases, the breast increases, the waist appears ... Well, you understand me.
Everything. I can not more about the election. Even my strong nerves can not withstand such loads. Especially since behind all this election clowning we do not notice the terrible things that are open and do not meet resistance in Ukrainian society. As events in Lviv, for example. We always have something going on there ...
I will quote the press service of "Freedom", which has just published its own message about the event:
Someone will say: "The Tarakan pumps up. How many of these marches take place there every year. One less, one more. Nothing will change." Probably. But only for those who do not know and do not want to know history. And I remind you. Let me remind myself, other Ukrainians, you Russians, Jews in Israel, Europeans, Americans, Canadians ...
It was 30 of June, however, 1941 of the year, that the first act of mass open extermination of Jews began during the Second World War. The open genocide of the Jews started exactly in Lviv. And the main role in this pogrom was played not by the Germans from the “Ainzatsengrupp” and “firing teams”.
The main role in the killings of innocent civilians was played by simple local boys and girls who did not even belong to Nachtigall or the OUN (b) (Bandera).
Ounovtsy and "nightingales" just physically could not "provide the necessary coverage." The city is big, and the soldiers are few. But the local population killed with pleasure. Exactly with the same pleasure, the descendants marched through Lviv under the Nazi marches 30 June 2019.
In our midst today, there is a joke about cool cockroaches. After all the revolutionary events in Ukraine, the cockroaches became so cool that as soon as humans turn on the light in the evening, they turn it off on their own. By the way, think dear fellow citizens, maybe such cockroaches live in your apartment? And I, while you think, will make you happy with new peremoga from the owners of Ukraine.
You already know that Sea Breeze-1 joint exercises will begin in Odessa in July from 2019. Maneuvers will take place on the sea, land, air and under water. During the exercises, artillery firing, landing of inspection teams, as well as improving the interaction of special units are planned. In total, 2019 countries, 19 ships, 32 aircraft and more 24 military personnel will take part in Sea Breeze-3000. Among the participating countries, in particular, Ukraine, France, Georgia, Poland, Turkey, United Kingdom.
It is for conducting exercises that Americans are sending us a bunch of their own "warriors of light" across the sea. In short, the USNS "Yum" American high-speed troop-landing catamaran crossed the Black Sea overnight and entered the port of Odessa in the morning. Around 11: 00 29 June, the catamaran moored at the 1 berth.
Naturally, I called Odessa and asked the local cockroaches to look at this miracle Yudo. Reporting as a journalist "IN":
USNS Yuma is the eighth Spearhead expeditionary high-speed cruise ship. Launched in 2016 year, in operation since the end of April 2017. The length of the 103 meter, the width of the 28,5 meter. Four diesel engines with a total power of 86 thousands of horsepower accelerate the ship to 43 units (80 km / h). The total displacement is 2400 tons. It can take on more 300 marines and about 550 tons of various equipment, including military equipment and tanks. The draft is about four meters, which allows you to act in shallow water. There is a helipad.
There is an interesting feature of this craft. At least for me, land to the impossibility. Ours on the pier moaned like a flock of geese before flying to warm countries. I quote:
Should the economy be economical? Or paint is not enough in the US?
I now sit and reflect on our naval problems. How do we intimidate your fleet? And it seems invented. I want to consult with the sailors. Mortars on ships set, or is it my fucking? Imagine, our mosquito fleet is coming to the Crimean bridge. Beautifully, evenly go boats and fishing schooners. You have a panic, you have to stop!
The guns were uncovered, the Bickford fuse cords of the rockets were lighted, the combat octopuses were taken to positions against the combat swimmers, the headquarters were loaded into trucks for evacuation. And here we are, at the minimum distance, from our “Hammer” mortars, with a volley of women! And that's it! Your entire defense is destroyed. There were boats and no. They are already submarines. And the computers of your guidance systems are stung by such a transformation of goals into nothing! Maybe I go to the admirals? I feel like Admiral Haiduk, no, Voronchenko.
And let me tell you about my other dreams. Especially since before the weekend I met with "competent sources" from the Ministry of Finance. So that we do not talk about dreams there, most still dream of a simple, not at all romantic. About own thick Haman. Purse, in your opinion. The numbers will be called official. Those that you will soon hear in the speeches of our economists.
Oh, and prospects in my dreams in Ukraine. We will constantly increase the minimum wage. In 2019, before 4 173 UAH, in 2020-m - 4 723 UAH, in 2021 - 5 003 UAH, and in 2022 5 290 UAH!
But that's not all. Our pennies will be full. They will live in America. In 2022, retired Ukrainians with full experience will receive as much as 2 116 UAH! I understand that you are smiling now. Dreamer Tarakan. And I want to dream.
And you would like it if the whole head of the Accounts Chamber, Valery Patskan, issued the following phrase:
By the way, do not think that idiots are sitting there. Count in this very Accounting Chamber really know how. As one of these writers said, if we considered, as it should be, taking into account the actual indicators, then today the minimum pension in Ukraine should be 3 100 UAH.
But there is no money in the pension fund. Money is needed for the payment of salaries and for other needs. In short, everything is as usual. Extra people ... And this is despite the fact that, officially, by the way, do not be surprised, considering those who work in the shadow economy, today only 16,5 million people (57%) work. These are the dumplings ...
And to finish thinking about the future, I want an answer to a question that I read in the comments on past notes. I am sincerely sorry that some readers read my notes diagonally. Only in this case, questions may arise about events that take place yesterday or today and which I do not comment on.
I would love to comment on events immediately, but this is impossible for me. First, the editorial board of the VO is far from me. Not hundreds, but thousands of kilometers. So, I just physically cannot come and put notes on the table for the editor. Secondly, electronic delivery systems are controlled by guys with slippers at the ready. Therefore, the notes “go” in an intricate way to the editorial board. And third, I'm not a reporter. News - not mine. I am rather a bystander who sits in the mouth of a volcano and describes how the rock melts around with the appearance of new portions of lava from the heart of the Earth.
On this optimistic pessimistic note today and finish. You know, the joke prolongs life. Axiom. Unfortunately, this sometimes does not apply to the author of the joke. Paradox. I received a message from the Kuril Islands! Imagine where it is? I personally have difficulty. So, there local jokers came up with a slogan for the future candidate in the elections somewhere out there, you have the elections like the fall, from the party of a healthy lifestyle. "Rename the Kuril Islands into Physical Culture!"
I do not even know if this is news or an anecdote from the Kurilians Cockroaches - they are. Especially in the conditions of the “country of huge burdocks”, by the way, they also spoke about burdock umbrellas for people. They lie, I guess. Your deeds are wonderful, mother nature.
And we also had this ... Constitution Day.
Do you know that we have a holiday every day? We, unlike Americans, do not think about when we will earn our first million. Unlike the Russians, we do not think about the greatness of the past. Unlike Europeans, we don’t think about some kind of democracy and other nonsense. We remember or invent holidays. And we celebrate heartily everything.
Tell me, did you celebrate June 30? I am sure that most do not even know what a great holiday it was. And there is. But your fathers and mothers, perhaps, it was on this holiday that they met when mother swung on a swing (someone else remembers such boats) and dad smoked on the nearest bench and caught the moment when the boat fell down and the dress .. .
Do not think that I am about an international day of asteroids or that a cornflower bloomed in the fields. I'm not even about the fact that the wild rose began to drop leaves from the flowers. About the mermaids, who just yesterday turned into water lilies, I generally keep quiet. By the way, cut the water lily - kill the mermaid. Popular wisdom.
I wandered around Kiev with a camera. I just went and just shot, as I did many times already. Probably, there is no more reliable document of history than a photo. Even staged, even official, not to mention amateur photos. I can talk a lot about politics, about the situation in the country, about "is there life on Mars", but I can not make people smile. To force "svititisya ochі divchatok і lads". Look at Kiev today. Just look and you will understand a lot.
All optimistic attitude towards modernity and romantic to the future. Smile, gentlemen, smile (s). Smile, no matter what. Let our sarcastic smiles show the authorities that we all understand. We are not cattle. And our kind smiles tell everyone about our love for people, for nature, for life. Will live!
Somehow less and less optimism inspires the human race. Especially in Ukraine. For some reason we live all the time in the future and are not at all interested in the present. Here it is, the influence of the Bolsheviks and the Communists. "Today we eat rotten potatoes so that our children eat pineapples the day after tomorrow." And if I don’t need pineapples, I don’t like them, then you can make normal, young potatoes. Yes, with butter, tsibule and under the vodka?
Somehow, unnoticed, the first such date came from our new government. More precisely, by the power of the president. Sorokoviny. 40 days, as we live without Hydrant, but with Ze. This is considered in politics to be considered hundreds of days, and in life they commemorate quite differently - 9 days, 40 days, anniversary ... Well, about the deceased or good, or not at all. Although what he is deceased, he coils in the corners ... But it is worth talking about the acting one.
Here we have many compare Ze with ... well, do not laugh, with Roosevelt. Yes, with the very one that Franklin Delano. American president, who won the Great Depression. Peculiar, but after all the winner! I would like it to be the same. In a sense, peremoga.
But those who do not really believe in a bright future, which simply must come, give an example, say, Roosevelt for the first month adopted 20 documents to overcome the crisis, and Ze? And ZE NO ONE! And he will not accept it, since Radu is very offended by us. Therefore, in order for something to change, we must wait for another Rada.
That's all we have around it and spinning. All climb into the parliament, well, as these same gay parade. Even Shary got. We are just furious with him, as he, sitting in Holland, is trying here to arrange a promotion.
It became clear and more. Many absolutely do not want the president’s party, “The Servant of the People,” to become a real servant. Because in every way trying to prevent. Those ratings that are published by our sociologists look like soap bubbles. First of all, because the electoral system has remained unchanged. Yes, according to party lists, and these are 225 deputies, "Servants ..." will win, but it will not be easy for Ze in majority voting. There are such bison sitting ...
No, if you adopt the experience of the neighbors and knock out those who are too late tanks... Well, we'll discuss it later somehow. But the feeling of a certain war remains, so we will retain the terminology.
Our general feeling today is like that of a miner who has already laid a mine, set fire to the cord and is now just waiting for the whole system to jerk. Theoretically, the miner knows how it will be, but practically ...
And it will continue all next week. Miner hid because he had already done everything and now he is just waiting. The goal is calm because it simply does not know that it, the goal, lives a normal life. Only seven days remain of such a quiet life. Then she will begin to bang in different places, driving her future goals to exactly where the main “firework” is made.
Generally, if you pay attention to your own feelings, we live today in the center of the circus arena or on the stage. When you see all the events of a funny play not from the auditorium, but from the inside. Everything happens around you. Like a restaurant visitor. As alcohol disappears from the decanter, you see strange metamorphoses occurring with the woman at the next table. The nose decreases, the breast increases, the waist appears ... Well, you understand me.
Everything. I can not more about the election. Even my strong nerves can not withstand such loads. Especially since behind all this election clowning we do not notice the terrible things that are open and do not meet resistance in Ukrainian society. As events in Lviv, for example. We always have something going on there ...
I will quote the press service of "Freedom", which has just published its own message about the event:
"The combined forces of nationalists -" Freedom "," National Corps "," Right Sector "," Congress of Ukrainian Nationalists "," Organization of Ukrainian Nationalists "- held on Sunday in Lviv" Millennium March of the Ukrainian State ".
“The event was timed to the seventy-eighth anniversary of the proclamation of the Act of Restoration of the Ukrainian State 30 June 1941. A march passed through the streets of Lviv, which was joined by activists of nationalist organizations and ordinary citizens of Lviv. Most of those present on the occasion dressed in embroidered ".
Someone will say: "The Tarakan pumps up. How many of these marches take place there every year. One less, one more. Nothing will change." Probably. But only for those who do not know and do not want to know history. And I remind you. Let me remind myself, other Ukrainians, you Russians, Jews in Israel, Europeans, Americans, Canadians ...
It was 30 of June, however, 1941 of the year, that the first act of mass open extermination of Jews began during the Second World War. The open genocide of the Jews started exactly in Lviv. And the main role in this pogrom was played not by the Germans from the “Ainzatsengrupp” and “firing teams”.
The main role in the killings of innocent civilians was played by simple local boys and girls who did not even belong to Nachtigall or the OUN (b) (Bandera).
Ounovtsy and "nightingales" just physically could not "provide the necessary coverage." The city is big, and the soldiers are few. But the local population killed with pleasure. Exactly with the same pleasure, the descendants marched through Lviv under the Nazi marches 30 June 2019.
In our midst today, there is a joke about cool cockroaches. After all the revolutionary events in Ukraine, the cockroaches became so cool that as soon as humans turn on the light in the evening, they turn it off on their own. By the way, think dear fellow citizens, maybe such cockroaches live in your apartment? And I, while you think, will make you happy with new peremoga from the owners of Ukraine.
You already know that Sea Breeze-1 joint exercises will begin in Odessa in July from 2019. Maneuvers will take place on the sea, land, air and under water. During the exercises, artillery firing, landing of inspection teams, as well as improving the interaction of special units are planned. In total, 2019 countries, 19 ships, 32 aircraft and more 24 military personnel will take part in Sea Breeze-3000. Among the participating countries, in particular, Ukraine, France, Georgia, Poland, Turkey, United Kingdom.
It is for conducting exercises that Americans are sending us a bunch of their own "warriors of light" across the sea. In short, the USNS "Yum" American high-speed troop-landing catamaran crossed the Black Sea overnight and entered the port of Odessa in the morning. Around 11: 00 29 June, the catamaran moored at the 1 berth.
"Yuma brought to Ukraine a unit (most likely a battalion) of American marines who will take part in the Sea Breeze-2019 international naval exercises."
Naturally, I called Odessa and asked the local cockroaches to look at this miracle Yudo. Reporting as a journalist "IN":
USNS Yuma is the eighth Spearhead expeditionary high-speed cruise ship. Launched in 2016 year, in operation since the end of April 2017. The length of the 103 meter, the width of the 28,5 meter. Four diesel engines with a total power of 86 thousands of horsepower accelerate the ship to 43 units (80 km / h). The total displacement is 2400 tons. It can take on more 300 marines and about 550 tons of various equipment, including military equipment and tanks. The draft is about four meters, which allows you to act in shallow water. There is a helipad.
There is an interesting feature of this craft. At least for me, land to the impossibility. Ours on the pier moaned like a flock of geese before flying to warm countries. I quote:
"The catamaran looks very unusual for our eyes. It is made of lightweight aluminum alloy and is not specially painted."
Should the economy be economical? Or paint is not enough in the US?
I now sit and reflect on our naval problems. How do we intimidate your fleet? And it seems invented. I want to consult with the sailors. Mortars on ships set, or is it my fucking? Imagine, our mosquito fleet is coming to the Crimean bridge. Beautifully, evenly go boats and fishing schooners. You have a panic, you have to stop!
The guns were uncovered, the Bickford fuse cords of the rockets were lighted, the combat octopuses were taken to positions against the combat swimmers, the headquarters were loaded into trucks for evacuation. And here we are, at the minimum distance, from our “Hammer” mortars, with a volley of women! And that's it! Your entire defense is destroyed. There were boats and no. They are already submarines. And the computers of your guidance systems are stung by such a transformation of goals into nothing! Maybe I go to the admirals? I feel like Admiral Haiduk, no, Voronchenko.
And let me tell you about my other dreams. Especially since before the weekend I met with "competent sources" from the Ministry of Finance. So that we do not talk about dreams there, most still dream of a simple, not at all romantic. About own thick Haman. Purse, in your opinion. The numbers will be called official. Those that you will soon hear in the speeches of our economists.
Oh, and prospects in my dreams in Ukraine. We will constantly increase the minimum wage. In 2019, before 4 173 UAH, in 2020-m - 4 723 UAH, in 2021 - 5 003 UAH, and in 2022 5 290 UAH!
But that's not all. Our pennies will be full. They will live in America. In 2022, retired Ukrainians with full experience will receive as much as 2 116 UAH! I understand that you are smiling now. Dreamer Tarakan. And I want to dream.
And you would like it if the whole head of the Accounts Chamber, Valery Patskan, issued the following phrase:
"Now, every fourth Ukrainian cannot afford to eat even at the minimum standards, use household goods and services, and live in proper conditions."
By the way, do not think that idiots are sitting there. Count in this very Accounting Chamber really know how. As one of these writers said, if we considered, as it should be, taking into account the actual indicators, then today the minimum pension in Ukraine should be 3 100 UAH.
But there is no money in the pension fund. Money is needed for the payment of salaries and for other needs. In short, everything is as usual. Extra people ... And this is despite the fact that, officially, by the way, do not be surprised, considering those who work in the shadow economy, today only 16,5 million people (57%) work. These are the dumplings ...
And to finish thinking about the future, I want an answer to a question that I read in the comments on past notes. I am sincerely sorry that some readers read my notes diagonally. Only in this case, questions may arise about events that take place yesterday or today and which I do not comment on.
I would love to comment on events immediately, but this is impossible for me. First, the editorial board of the VO is far from me. Not hundreds, but thousands of kilometers. So, I just physically cannot come and put notes on the table for the editor. Secondly, electronic delivery systems are controlled by guys with slippers at the ready. Therefore, the notes “go” in an intricate way to the editorial board. And third, I'm not a reporter. News - not mine. I am rather a bystander who sits in the mouth of a volcano and describes how the rock melts around with the appearance of new portions of lava from the heart of the Earth.
On this optimistic pessimistic note today and finish. You know, the joke prolongs life. Axiom. Unfortunately, this sometimes does not apply to the author of the joke. Paradox. I received a message from the Kuril Islands! Imagine where it is? I personally have difficulty. So, there local jokers came up with a slogan for the future candidate in the elections somewhere out there, you have the elections like the fall, from the party of a healthy lifestyle. "Rename the Kuril Islands into Physical Culture!"
I do not even know if this is news or an anecdote from the Kurilians Cockroaches - they are. Especially in the conditions of the “country of huge burdocks”, by the way, they also spoke about burdock umbrellas for people. They lie, I guess. Your deeds are wonderful, mother nature.
And we also had this ... Constitution Day.
Do you know that we have a holiday every day? We, unlike Americans, do not think about when we will earn our first million. Unlike the Russians, we do not think about the greatness of the past. Unlike Europeans, we don’t think about some kind of democracy and other nonsense. We remember or invent holidays. And we celebrate heartily everything.
Tell me, did you celebrate June 30? I am sure that most do not even know what a great holiday it was. And there is. But your fathers and mothers, perhaps, it was on this holiday that they met when mother swung on a swing (someone else remembers such boats) and dad smoked on the nearest bench and caught the moment when the boat fell down and the dress .. .
Do not think that I am about an international day of asteroids or that a cornflower bloomed in the fields. I'm not even about the fact that the wild rose began to drop leaves from the flowers. About the mermaids, who just yesterday turned into water lilies, I generally keep quiet. By the way, cut the water lily - kill the mermaid. Popular wisdom.
I wandered around Kiev with a camera. I just went and just shot, as I did many times already. Probably, there is no more reliable document of history than a photo. Even staged, even official, not to mention amateur photos. I can talk a lot about politics, about the situation in the country, about "is there life on Mars", but I can not make people smile. To force "svititisya ochі divchatok і lads". Look at Kiev today. Just look and you will understand a lot.
All optimistic attitude towards modernity and romantic to the future. Smile, gentlemen, smile (s). Smile, no matter what. Let our sarcastic smiles show the authorities that we all understand. We are not cattle. And our kind smiles tell everyone about our love for people, for nature, for life. Will live!
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