Notes of the Colorado Cockroach. Oh yes gay lyuli ...
Greetings to you, my friends and all those who are at least a little interested in the events taking place at your former fraternal neighbor, and now, as I understand it today, the neighbors. You know, for a long time I could not find a suitable definition of the country in which we all, I naturally mean the Ukrainians, somehow imperceptibly turned out to be.
I think, and you periodically try to answer the same question about your own country. People are the same, the ground is the same, the air is the same, the houses are the same, and everything is foreign. This is another country. This is another country where only the name of the good old Ukraine remains. And the way it showed story with Kiev, it is quite possible, and this is temporary.
It may sound harsh, but today we are a transgender country. A country that is unhappy with its own gender. Today, our gender identity does not coincide with what we received at birth. For many years we have been a healthy and beautiful Ukraine. We built houses, set fire to them, entered there easily, beat enemies, and in general were delightful in almost everything, from salo to industry, science and culture.
And then what I saw today happened. We, having listened to Western songs about love and a happy life, decided to change the sex. Become ... Well, be someone else. Do you even know that there are eight gender sexes, right? In general, when there is a choice - this is a direct topic!
I think that now some readers have a completely logical question: what is it that the Tarakan is starting so seriously? Hochma
So yes, but the famous songwriter Fyodor Merkurov was also told, oh well, like, it doesn't count once, and all that. And how it all ended ... And "Bohemian Rhapsody" actually became a requiem.
Here I have the right to ponder as a member. True, I participated, of course, on the other side of the cordon, the one where the onlookers were jostling, the March of Equal "Kiev Pride". By the way, associations about the new state were born there too. You know, when you look at all this triumph of democracy and tolerance, you involuntarily start thinking ...
When in the middle of the street are those who for the complete abolition of sexual differences, and on the lawns are the same people who shout that children have the right to dad and mom, while the street is really cheerful atmosphere, there is some feeling of unreality.
The only thing that I can not understand in any way, according to my own observations, is overwhelmingly unhappy with their own sex. For one, "I wanted to write a peasant," I have to immediately have a dozen, "I wanted to write women."
I saw those who were preparing for the forceful dispersal of the march. Exactly the same caricature as the march. They sit in a square in their black hoods, with masks of some kind of white on their muzzles. It's like a cockroach would have climbed into the middle of a table in a restaurant, and no one would have seen it. They then took the police. About the police just everything is clear. We are used to the fact that they catch not those who need it, but those whom they can.
And one more interesting observation worth mentioning. Gays and lesbians have gathered from several European countries. Only your not seen. Or maybe disguised successfully. How do these unconventional quickly in handful going! It seems 5 000 was announced participants, but there were two times more, according to my observations. Although the official figure - 8 000 people.
How did I get there? It is guilty ... Cockroach. She and her farm work got me already decently. Well, what kind of life, as soon as the weekend comes, instead of a TV viewer, I become a landscape designer or restorer of objects of the Ukrainian rural life of the second half of the 20 century. In short, the shovel in the hands, the hammer, then saw some ...
So I decided to refer to the urgent work. Type very readers want to study the Pride from the inside. My left, and my neighbor told me to see if I go to this parade or see home on the couch ... football. Well, the neighbor's husband is my friend. He told an insidious female plan. In short, he outwitted himself. I hope none of my friends noticed me there. They will laugh ...
Какая-то у меня неделя получилась из серии "всегда участвую, но за оцеплением". Вот вы не замечали одну странность — все хотят хорошо провести время, но... Я тоже хотел. Только, оказалось, время не проведешь. Решил я для себя, что напишу что-нибудь хорошее про нашу the army, наших конструкторов вооружения и техники.
After all, there must remain a reserve from the USSR, which we can still use as our own. Our statewide bad luck should end sometime. People are not forever ...
In short, I found weapons that I can surely call the best in the world! I admit, I shoveled a lot of photographic materials, eyewitness accounts and found it! Saw downed T-72 and T-90, "Abrams" and "Challengers", "Merkava" and "Strikers". But I did not see not a single photo of the wounded Ukrainian BTR-4E! Ukrainian appliances do not burn!
In order to ascertain his discovery, he began to "shovel" our press. Yes, I'm right! Vaughn Stepan Poltorak how many words of praise said about this BTR on various TV channels and in various publications. Yes, what Poltorak, how much is written in the world press (!), Excluding, of course, your Russian, about the fight with ISIS (forbidden in the Russian Federation) near Baghdad, where our BTR-4 calmly withstood the attack of the PTUR!
The only doubt was giggling somewhere inside my head. You know, there is always such a spiteful peasant in the brain that does not even oppose the general opinion. He is opposite! And sarcastically inserts one or two phrases that completely break all the triumphant reports. So, this sluggard man could not resist and asked a stupid question: "Has Ukraine fulfilled the contract?"
And the journalist Gleb Kanevsky “finished off” me. It is he, a bad man, deprived you of a beautiful article about Ukrainian armored personnel carriers. He wrote an article "In Baghdad, everything is calm. As for the front we bought defective armored personnel carriers". This is not an advertisement for a journalist, this is a complaint about his own bitter fate (mine!). By the way, I looked for documents through my own channels about termination of the contract between Ukraine and Iraq on the supply of armored personnel carriers. Contract acting! And I am again "about the topic" ...
After all, the wood louse is their mother, but what about Poltorak and the world media? I, as an insect who understands military technology, will reveal the little secret of our power weapons. Alas, the BTR-4 is still vulnerable. True, for this the enemy must fall exactly into the crack on the hull. And this is not so easy! Cracks for cockroaches are calculated. For landing-disembarking.
So you need to look at the world through my eyes. Be optimistic! You should see pluses in everything! Want an example? Here I look at my own thick sides and I understand that this is not overweight, but spare. And it is intended to protect! Unlike slender and thin, I will not fall through the sewer! That in Kiev is quite simple, given the love of our "metalworkers" to cast-iron hatches.
You know, it’s not for nothing that I write in the Russian media. My notes are being read in Kiev, which I repeatedly informed you about. Today I received an answer to my comment. Remember, I wrote about the air, in which there is almost no air? About the children who, by hook or by crook, parents take to the villages, away from the capital? So here is the answer from the State Committee on Emergency Situations:
In general, the heat affects some individuals in a special way. I did not want to write about it, but I had to. At least in order to warn parents and just people about the danger.
За две недели июня на Украине утонуло 29 детей. Не где-нибудь в необорудованных для купания местах. На пляжах! А всего погибших 227 человек... Вот где war...
But the heat also affects politicians. We, in the Mirror, especially. You know, I recently gave my word to Tarakanushka that I will never be late. Well, I did not have time to shop where some women's things were sold before closing time. It happens ... And I still saved the hryvnia. Even decided to get up strictly at one time! Around 10 PM. I perform it with such precision that I myself am surprised at my own ability to be so punctual! Yesterday, for example, I woke up on my own in 21 hour 94 minutes!
Similarly, our foreign office works. Our minister, Pavel Klimkin, I think, at the suggestion of Ze himself, announced that our new Hydrant decided to still meet with your Putin on the G20 fields in Osaka. Naturally, having learned of this decision, I rushed to your Foreign Ministry spokesman. I wanted to see a holiday in the Kremlin with my own eyes. So what? Sands your generally not interested in politics, it turns out. "Putin is not scheduled to meet ..."
Интересно. С Трампом значит запланирована, а с Зе нет? Вот что значит информационный вакуум в России. Да любой украинец вам скажет, что главный вопрос на встрече Трампа и Путина — это Украина. Точнее, сдача Донбасса нам на растер... на восстановление. А как такой вопрос решать без преЗЕка Украины? Может, и о нашем ультиматуме, который также озвучил Климкин, неизвестно? Если вы нам не вернете военно-морской fleet и наших моряков, то мы снова начнем! В смысле антироссийскую кампанию за новые санкции!
True, I re-read the list of the G20 a couple of times and for some reason did not find my beloved Ukraine. Only then I understood! This is either a typographical error or we are included in the twenty by a special secret member. Twenty first.
All, then, will represent the presidents, and we will be presented in secret. In a sense, we will be called differently. Well, you see, twenty-one does not sound like something. Almost like a “point” in a well-known card game, and not only in the game. In general - "twenty and one." Incidentally, this is the answer to your possible question about the role in which our Hydrant will be represented in Osaka.
I think that you will be interested in my opinion on the events in Georgia. I will try to do a little analysis of the situation. Immediately I will ask critics of my thoughts, such as "how one cockroach can make so many mistakes in the analysis" to take into account the fact that I am not alone. I talked to several people who are either connected with Georgia or the Georgians themselves. So, the cockroach acted like a real surgeon - he applied anesthesia beforehand in order not to listen to the advice of the patient during the operation.
So, what happened in Georgia was clearly planned. Yes, and worked well. Feels someone's "hand". But the main thing is not this, the main thing is the reaction of the authorities to the opposition’s statement. Even the protesters themselves did not expect such tough resistance. Gas, batons, rubber bullets, water cannons. "Georgian Dream" is clearly not give up power without a lot of blood. Bidzina Ivanishvili gathered quite toothy comrades.
All the talk from both sides about the Russian trace is utter nonsense, designed for idiots. The pro-Russian “Georgian Dream” is dispersing the pro-Russian opposition rally. Russia has no social support in Georgia. Even Russians living in this country speak and think Georgian. So drag the Kremlin as the culprit of these events will not work. But the protesters had a lot of Ukrainian flags ...
What will happen next? Two options. Either the government will continue to severely press the protesters and ultimately strangle the Georgian Maidan in the bud, or make concessions, and then there will be an attempt to repeat the Ukrainian history on Georgian soil. And everything depends on the decision in the same White House, where the fate of Ukraine is decided. Our hosts are the same.
Well, the last for today. Vyshivanok arrived, who, as a true patriot, decided this year to rest on the Black Sea coast of Ukraine. Well, you know his usual "no hryvnia to the aggressor," "Ukraine is our all," "there is no better sea than ours." In short, I went somewhere near Odessa.
I will continue to write with his words. So that you, those who were or will be in Crimea, could compare. I played a little on Vyshivanka's patriotism, because he gave a lot of interesting data. Collected at my request.
So, housing. You can rent a room of the "Soviet type", this is when convenience is in the courtyard, and the courtyard in a nearby street costs from HN for 150 per person per day. If TV is also installed there, the price rises to 250. And if there is a toilet in the room, then the price rises from 350 to infinity.
Then all sorts of beach activities. Let's start with entertainment for the rich. Jet ski: 5 minutes - 400 hryvnia, 10 minutes - 700 hryvnia. Parachute - 700 hryvnia. Chaise lounge with an umbrella on different beaches from 100 to 150 hryvnia per day. Tent - 300-400 hryvnia per day. Well, and a banana, what happens more traditionally? 100 hryvnia trip. By the way, on the pill for some reason it’s more expensive one and a half times ...
But the most important thing on vacation is what? The most important thing is to eat well. I must say, the menu is Ukrainian, for some Russians it is unusual. So, a plate of borscht - 50-80 hryvnia. Pasta (such as paste "Carbonara") - 90-120 hryvnia. Caesar Salad - 20-50 hryvnia. And the most important beer! In stores you can buy a bottle for 12 hryvnia, and on the beach for 20. Not Bavarian, of course.
Well, add to this the green Black Sea, a bunch of scammers who constantly strive to cheat you, and our roads. What excursions to woodlice when the soul is exhausted even by a short road? In general, I quote Vyshivanka about the results of rest:
In the meantime, goodbye. Summer continues, problems remain, solutions are not visible. To you, my dear friends, solutions to all problems, a successful choice of a place of rest, financial opportunities to pay for your own desires and health, health and health again. Summer is wild both with us and with you. Fries and smokes all brown. But we are so easy not to take!
Will live!
I think, and you periodically try to answer the same question about your own country. People are the same, the ground is the same, the air is the same, the houses are the same, and everything is foreign. This is another country. This is another country where only the name of the good old Ukraine remains. And the way it showed story with Kiev, it is quite possible, and this is temporary.
It may sound harsh, but today we are a transgender country. A country that is unhappy with its own gender. Today, our gender identity does not coincide with what we received at birth. For many years we have been a healthy and beautiful Ukraine. We built houses, set fire to them, entered there easily, beat enemies, and in general were delightful in almost everything, from salo to industry, science and culture.
And then what I saw today happened. We, having listened to Western songs about love and a happy life, decided to change the sex. Become ... Well, be someone else. Do you even know that there are eight gender sexes, right? In general, when there is a choice - this is a direct topic!
I think that now some readers have a completely logical question: what is it that the Tarakan is starting so seriously? Hochma
So yes, but the famous songwriter Fyodor Merkurov was also told, oh well, like, it doesn't count once, and all that. And how it all ended ... And "Bohemian Rhapsody" actually became a requiem.
Here I have the right to ponder as a member. True, I participated, of course, on the other side of the cordon, the one where the onlookers were jostling, the March of Equal "Kiev Pride". By the way, associations about the new state were born there too. You know, when you look at all this triumph of democracy and tolerance, you involuntarily start thinking ...
When in the middle of the street are those who for the complete abolition of sexual differences, and on the lawns are the same people who shout that children have the right to dad and mom, while the street is really cheerful atmosphere, there is some feeling of unreality.
The only thing that I can not understand in any way, according to my own observations, is overwhelmingly unhappy with their own sex. For one, "I wanted to write a peasant," I have to immediately have a dozen, "I wanted to write women."
I saw those who were preparing for the forceful dispersal of the march. Exactly the same caricature as the march. They sit in a square in their black hoods, with masks of some kind of white on their muzzles. It's like a cockroach would have climbed into the middle of a table in a restaurant, and no one would have seen it. They then took the police. About the police just everything is clear. We are used to the fact that they catch not those who need it, but those whom they can.
And one more interesting observation worth mentioning. Gays and lesbians have gathered from several European countries. Only your not seen. Or maybe disguised successfully. How do these unconventional quickly in handful going! It seems 5 000 was announced participants, but there were two times more, according to my observations. Although the official figure - 8 000 people.
How did I get there? It is guilty ... Cockroach. She and her farm work got me already decently. Well, what kind of life, as soon as the weekend comes, instead of a TV viewer, I become a landscape designer or restorer of objects of the Ukrainian rural life of the second half of the 20 century. In short, the shovel in the hands, the hammer, then saw some ...
So I decided to refer to the urgent work. Type very readers want to study the Pride from the inside. My left, and my neighbor told me to see if I go to this parade or see home on the couch ... football. Well, the neighbor's husband is my friend. He told an insidious female plan. In short, he outwitted himself. I hope none of my friends noticed me there. They will laugh ...
Какая-то у меня неделя получилась из серии "всегда участвую, но за оцеплением". Вот вы не замечали одну странность — все хотят хорошо провести время, но... Я тоже хотел. Только, оказалось, время не проведешь. Решил я для себя, что напишу что-нибудь хорошее про нашу the army, наших конструкторов вооружения и техники.
After all, there must remain a reserve from the USSR, which we can still use as our own. Our statewide bad luck should end sometime. People are not forever ...
In short, I found weapons that I can surely call the best in the world! I admit, I shoveled a lot of photographic materials, eyewitness accounts and found it! Saw downed T-72 and T-90, "Abrams" and "Challengers", "Merkava" and "Strikers". But I did not see not a single photo of the wounded Ukrainian BTR-4E! Ukrainian appliances do not burn!
In order to ascertain his discovery, he began to "shovel" our press. Yes, I'm right! Vaughn Stepan Poltorak how many words of praise said about this BTR on various TV channels and in various publications. Yes, what Poltorak, how much is written in the world press (!), Excluding, of course, your Russian, about the fight with ISIS (forbidden in the Russian Federation) near Baghdad, where our BTR-4 calmly withstood the attack of the PTUR!
The only doubt was giggling somewhere inside my head. You know, there is always such a spiteful peasant in the brain that does not even oppose the general opinion. He is opposite! And sarcastically inserts one or two phrases that completely break all the triumphant reports. So, this sluggard man could not resist and asked a stupid question: "Has Ukraine fulfilled the contract?"
And the journalist Gleb Kanevsky “finished off” me. It is he, a bad man, deprived you of a beautiful article about Ukrainian armored personnel carriers. He wrote an article "In Baghdad, everything is calm. As for the front we bought defective armored personnel carriers". This is not an advertisement for a journalist, this is a complaint about his own bitter fate (mine!). By the way, I looked for documents through my own channels about termination of the contract between Ukraine and Iraq on the supply of armored personnel carriers. Contract acting! And I am again "about the topic" ...
After all, the wood louse is their mother, but what about Poltorak and the world media? I, as an insect who understands military technology, will reveal the little secret of our power weapons. Alas, the BTR-4 is still vulnerable. True, for this the enemy must fall exactly into the crack on the hull. And this is not so easy! Cracks for cockroaches are calculated. For landing-disembarking.
So you need to look at the world through my eyes. Be optimistic! You should see pluses in everything! Want an example? Here I look at my own thick sides and I understand that this is not overweight, but spare. And it is intended to protect! Unlike slender and thin, I will not fall through the sewer! That in Kiev is quite simple, given the love of our "metalworkers" to cast-iron hatches.
You know, it’s not for nothing that I write in the Russian media. My notes are being read in Kiev, which I repeatedly informed you about. Today I received an answer to my comment. Remember, I wrote about the air, in which there is almost no air? About the children who, by hook or by crook, parents take to the villages, away from the capital? So here is the answer from the State Committee on Emergency Situations:
"The highest concentration of pollutants is observed at the end of the week (on Friday), over the weekend the concentration decreases slightly, and starting from Monday it gradually grows again, which indicates the prevailing influence of motor transport ... An improvement in the situation is expected in the last days of June."
In general, the heat affects some individuals in a special way. I did not want to write about it, but I had to. At least in order to warn parents and just people about the danger.
За две недели июня на Украине утонуло 29 детей. Не где-нибудь в необорудованных для купания местах. На пляжах! А всего погибших 227 человек... Вот где war...
But the heat also affects politicians. We, in the Mirror, especially. You know, I recently gave my word to Tarakanushka that I will never be late. Well, I did not have time to shop where some women's things were sold before closing time. It happens ... And I still saved the hryvnia. Even decided to get up strictly at one time! Around 10 PM. I perform it with such precision that I myself am surprised at my own ability to be so punctual! Yesterday, for example, I woke up on my own in 21 hour 94 minutes!
Similarly, our foreign office works. Our minister, Pavel Klimkin, I think, at the suggestion of Ze himself, announced that our new Hydrant decided to still meet with your Putin on the G20 fields in Osaka. Naturally, having learned of this decision, I rushed to your Foreign Ministry spokesman. I wanted to see a holiday in the Kremlin with my own eyes. So what? Sands your generally not interested in politics, it turns out. "Putin is not scheduled to meet ..."
Интересно. С Трампом значит запланирована, а с Зе нет? Вот что значит информационный вакуум в России. Да любой украинец вам скажет, что главный вопрос на встрече Трампа и Путина — это Украина. Точнее, сдача Донбасса нам на растер... на восстановление. А как такой вопрос решать без преЗЕка Украины? Может, и о нашем ультиматуме, который также озвучил Климкин, неизвестно? Если вы нам не вернете военно-морской fleet и наших моряков, то мы снова начнем! В смысле антироссийскую кампанию за новые санкции!
True, I re-read the list of the G20 a couple of times and for some reason did not find my beloved Ukraine. Only then I understood! This is either a typographical error or we are included in the twenty by a special secret member. Twenty first.
All, then, will represent the presidents, and we will be presented in secret. In a sense, we will be called differently. Well, you see, twenty-one does not sound like something. Almost like a “point” in a well-known card game, and not only in the game. In general - "twenty and one." Incidentally, this is the answer to your possible question about the role in which our Hydrant will be represented in Osaka.
I think that you will be interested in my opinion on the events in Georgia. I will try to do a little analysis of the situation. Immediately I will ask critics of my thoughts, such as "how one cockroach can make so many mistakes in the analysis" to take into account the fact that I am not alone. I talked to several people who are either connected with Georgia or the Georgians themselves. So, the cockroach acted like a real surgeon - he applied anesthesia beforehand in order not to listen to the advice of the patient during the operation.
So, what happened in Georgia was clearly planned. Yes, and worked well. Feels someone's "hand". But the main thing is not this, the main thing is the reaction of the authorities to the opposition’s statement. Even the protesters themselves did not expect such tough resistance. Gas, batons, rubber bullets, water cannons. "Georgian Dream" is clearly not give up power without a lot of blood. Bidzina Ivanishvili gathered quite toothy comrades.
All the talk from both sides about the Russian trace is utter nonsense, designed for idiots. The pro-Russian “Georgian Dream” is dispersing the pro-Russian opposition rally. Russia has no social support in Georgia. Even Russians living in this country speak and think Georgian. So drag the Kremlin as the culprit of these events will not work. But the protesters had a lot of Ukrainian flags ...
What will happen next? Two options. Either the government will continue to severely press the protesters and ultimately strangle the Georgian Maidan in the bud, or make concessions, and then there will be an attempt to repeat the Ukrainian history on Georgian soil. And everything depends on the decision in the same White House, where the fate of Ukraine is decided. Our hosts are the same.
Well, the last for today. Vyshivanok arrived, who, as a true patriot, decided this year to rest on the Black Sea coast of Ukraine. Well, you know his usual "no hryvnia to the aggressor," "Ukraine is our all," "there is no better sea than ours." In short, I went somewhere near Odessa.
I will continue to write with his words. So that you, those who were or will be in Crimea, could compare. I played a little on Vyshivanka's patriotism, because he gave a lot of interesting data. Collected at my request.
So, housing. You can rent a room of the "Soviet type", this is when convenience is in the courtyard, and the courtyard in a nearby street costs from HN for 150 per person per day. If TV is also installed there, the price rises to 250. And if there is a toilet in the room, then the price rises from 350 to infinity.
Then all sorts of beach activities. Let's start with entertainment for the rich. Jet ski: 5 minutes - 400 hryvnia, 10 minutes - 700 hryvnia. Parachute - 700 hryvnia. Chaise lounge with an umbrella on different beaches from 100 to 150 hryvnia per day. Tent - 300-400 hryvnia per day. Well, and a banana, what happens more traditionally? 100 hryvnia trip. By the way, on the pill for some reason it’s more expensive one and a half times ...
But the most important thing on vacation is what? The most important thing is to eat well. I must say, the menu is Ukrainian, for some Russians it is unusual. So, a plate of borscht - 50-80 hryvnia. Pasta (such as paste "Carbonara") - 90-120 hryvnia. Caesar Salad - 20-50 hryvnia. And the most important beer! In stores you can buy a bottle for 12 hryvnia, and on the beach for 20. Not Bavarian, of course.
Well, add to this the green Black Sea, a bunch of scammers who constantly strive to cheat you, and our roads. What excursions to woodlice when the soul is exhausted even by a short road? In general, I quote Vyshivanka about the results of rest:
“Taxi drivers in Odessa tried to tear 1,5 from us thousands of hryvnas for a trip four to Koblevo. Although taxis cost 110 per person. Food prices and cafes are also exorbitantly high. As a result, a four-day rest for four people cost 18 thousand UAH. It would be better to add more 10 000 and went to Turkey. "
In the meantime, goodbye. Summer continues, problems remain, solutions are not visible. To you, my dear friends, solutions to all problems, a successful choice of a place of rest, financial opportunities to pay for your own desires and health, health and health again. Summer is wild both with us and with you. Fries and smokes all brown. But we are so easy not to take!
Will live!
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