Notes of the Colorado Cockroach. When all in shock, from all sides

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Greetings, my friends! Strange how the summer began. Straight plunged headlong stormy youth. At a time when all life fit into two simple parallel straight lines intersecting at an angle of 32 degrees.





We have everything ahead and we all have ... knee. Remember when doubts constantly persist in the simplest and most obvious? It seems, for example, my parents really gave birth to me from a great love, or in order that in adulthood to be over whom to scoff and forbid everything?

In short, I met summer on a new bridge, the one that had already received the unofficial name of Klitschko, which I told you about in my notes. And I met this dawn in the company of young, old-age veterans, like me once or twice (honestly - once, that is, I) and missed myself, healthy, cheerful, athletic and cocky. So, the photos you see today are mostly from there.



True, I must admit, the young people outdid us. We are the old-fashioned run and fast, like walking, walking step. And they are all in transport. Someone rollerblading, some bicycles, some scooters. Generation next. It is understandable, these neksta, more precisely, the generation of toys, live faster. They walk around the streets once. But at dawn, even these high-speed brakes. The sun was rising ...



I will reveal you a non-secret. There is such a tradition in Kiev - to meet the summer. So do many, but each has its own place. In our case, runners, walkers, scooters and cyclists gathered. Of the six districts of the city, it was not the crowds who were nominated, of course, groups. And moving to the bridge, to 4-m in the morning. A whole 500 man gathered, but it was interesting.

True, even a slight scuffle came because of the miracle of technology - these new-fashioned speakers, it is clear that wheeled people brought equipment more powerful than pedestrians brought to themselves. But the cleaners who came quickly ruined everything, by the way. Brooms.






That was the first summer dawn of the year 2019 from the birth of Christ in the capital city of Kiev ...


By the way, he conducted one social experiment. Well, to find out how they differ from us. It turned out, not as much. I called on 12 new numbers shared by young people. Reported that he broke his arm on the way home. And what do you think asked me back? Two - which one, left or right? The rest were more concise - to whom? As they spoke in Starovououri, remembering about the new writing, which I don’t know, "the apple of the great apple is not far from the ground".



Today, something happened that might be a turning point for the perception of the new president for many Ukrainians, including me personally. You probably know that the monument to Marshal Zhukov was demolished in Kharkov. Demolished Russian-speaking Nazis from the National teams.



Here it is, the exam both for the president and for us. Okay, Lenin and other revolutionary heroes. There really is not easy. They then blew up a lot. All and from all sides. And red, and white, and anarchists, and all sorts of different color. Zhukov for the majority was and remains a symbol of victory over fascism. My grandfather fought with Zhukov. More precisely, under his command. And always proud of it.

I specifically paid attention to this particular episode from the life of modern Ukraine. I know that you will have a rather radical position on this fact. I will not discourage.

I just want to say on this topic: look at who says what and how he will do. I do not call to idealize Ze, he is not your friend for sure. But not the enemy. Something like that, in the middle - a foe-foe. Watch and think. This is somewhat easier for you in Russia than for us in Ukraine.

Unfortunately, today it is very difficult to talk about some things here. About natdruzhinakh. About "Azov". About "Sich", which С14. "Sich" in general, completely formed a new power, pereobuvshis-repainted just instantly.

Continuing the theme of Ze, he remembered one of his wise thoughts. True, to be completely honest, she came to my head not about power. About my growing belly. But it is also suitable for power. I am sure that you are doing the same. So, the Tarakanka made me run in the evenings. And so violently made. Barely from the rolling pin dodged.

I had to write a call to myself on a large sheet of paperman: "Tomorrow in the evening I will jog 5 kilometers!" I wake up in the evening, and my wife stands side by side. "Well, run!" Yeah, rushed Khreshchatyk scare. Showing on the poster. "Tomorrow! And today is today!" So do not run so far. Well, except in cases like the one from which the notes began. Not for health, but optional.

And I quoted myself in order to tell about the record of Ukraine, which has already set Ze. True, the Guinness Book of Records is not recorded. So, Ze set a record for the number of contested in court decrees. And by the number of own violations of the laws of Ukraine.

For example, I am not at all surprised by the howl that rises in the Rada or on pro-government TV channels after another presidential decree. And the howl is quite reasoned and built on real violations of the law. The point is not that the laws we have really stupid people written and adopted. Here the matter is that the guarantor of their execution violates!

And not only I notice it. Do not believe it, but they are scoffing at Ze openly. Of course, he tries to preserve the image of a clown, but it does not always work. Yes, and can not clown last forever, Ze - not Yeltsin or Yushchenko. The president participated here in the "Book Arsenal". Do not think that this is our new weapon. No, the usual book festival a la "Ukraine is at war."

You know, when an official wanders through the book collapses with a wise look, sincerely, he admires new books at the camera, shakes hands with authors and publishers. And, finally, he buys a long-wanted book, without which he simply cannot live. With Ze, everything was on the script. Except for one. One book was not sold to him, but presented. Try the name to guess.

Very much, one might say, speaking name for the president of one of the largest countries in Europe. "Politics for beginners." For children of primary school age. But I have nothing to do with it! These are some kind of "enemies" of Ukraine troll Ze. And we are not ashamed. The people chose, let the people laugh. Yaki shepherd, take and herd.

Or somewhere the medics stole haloperidol again ...











And I will list you new shepherds. It will be interesting even to us Ukrainians. When one or two are prescribed, it is not visible, but when you list them all together, they clutch their heads. Well, I don’t recall the cronyism that Ze had so ferociously criticized before. Now we have practically no cronyism. So, relatives and friends ...

Head of Presidential Administration Andrei Bogdan, former personal lawyer Kolomoisky. Appointment is illegal. Violated the law "On the purification of power."

Deputy Heads of the Presidential Administration: "kvartalovtsy" Sergey Trofimov and Yuri Kostiuk.

First Assistant to the President - Sergey Shefir, childhood friend and Ze partner in the “Quarter”.

Deputy Head of the Security Service of Ukraine - Ivan Bakanov, Ze’s partner in the Quarter.

Oleksandr Danyluk - Secretary of the National Security Council, former Deputy Minister of Finance of Ukraine.

Vadim Pristayko - Deputy Head of the Presidential Administration on Foreign Affairs, former Ambassador of Ukraine to NATO.

I did not paint the military and all the guards. I think that there is enough information for a thinking person to draw conclusions about what policies President Ze will be pursuing. If I think like a cockroach, I can see like a cockroach, draw conclusions like a cockroach, even hide like a cockroach, then who am I? Right. Cockroach. And if Ze speaks like a Hydrant, he does everything like a Hydrant, he treats laws like a Hydrant ... Even he builds an economy like a Hydrant, on IMF loans. So who is he?

I understand that you are interested in my opinion on the return of Ukrainian citizenship to Saakashvili. You know, many of us are sure that this is ... Putin’s hand. Like, an experienced scout laughed at the 40-year-old boy. Took on the weak. And he fell for it. Only good for Ze from this will not be enough. In muddy water, and Sahak will stir it up, it’s good to fish for a fish, not to build a normal state, to look for problems and solve ...

The expectation that Mishiko will be loyal to Ze and chop off the voices of the opposition is, to put it mildly, stupid. This is the same puppet of Americans, like Ze himself. We have an interesting puppet theater. Karabas-Barabas is one, and the dolls are diverse. For all tastes ... And the fool Buratino in the presidents, Piero, who is always crying, and the girl with blue hair (although we have a scythe on his head), and even Harlequin (with his new police). Only here I do not see Tortilla. With a key. With gold ...

And life goes on. Just called from Kharkov. The police filed two cases against those who dumped the monument. One for hooliganism, the second for causing bodily harm to the police. Let's see what will happen. Yes, Kernes promises to restore the monument. And Ze is silent ...

Or almost silent. A spokeswoman, Ze, and more specifically expressed, to be honest.

By the way, according to the same call, Kernes suffered at all. Repainted so that chameleons envy. Yesterday I declared at the congress of my party:

"We need negotiations with the Russian Federation, because we understand that this is a request of our population of Ukraine. This is not a personal request. This is a request of the population of Ukraine. This is a sociology: we need direct negotiations."


As the grandfather said: "Now the leather politician bude the skin of his zaganke prikrivati ​​drunk population of Ukraine." In short, Ukrainians will demand, demand, demand with the start of a new election campaign. And from each candidate is different. Again, the open door at the hospital is the number of times the name of Comrade Pavlov. A wonderful place, by the way, according to Vyshivanka.

It is understandable. Smart doctors work in mental hospitals. Heard. Minister Suprun.

"Next year will be transitional and, of course, a bit shocked, because there will be a lot of turbulence, a misunderstanding of what is happening. But it will not be that everyone gets laid off and all hospitals are closed. We will gradually organize the process so that those hospitals that provide more assistance, received the greatest investment. "


Here I laughed. "Hospitals that provide more care." Especially in a mental hospital turn. Everyone wants their psychos recognized and put to be treated on the barley. In short, disperse these psychiatrists to the woodlouse under the bath.

M-yes. I've seen enough in my lifetime. And if the minister is talking about shock, then ... There will not be limited to the “crackle of the chubov”, as in the case of tsars. But recently I thought that the bottom had already been reached by “reforming” vaccination and antitoxins, when measles became an epidemic, and children began to die from banal vipers bites - simply because there was no serum, and they were treated salt solutions. Live and learn. And under the sneakers you still go a fool ...











They blame me for not writing much about war. Correct. But for a start, I will quote one statement by our military prosecutor, Anatoly Matios:

"I inform you - 3 June will personally enter into the Unified Register of Pre-Trial Investigations data on preparation (by understandable, but not procedurally unidentified persons) for committing particularly serious crimes that violate the territorial integrity of the Ukrainian state."


In short, the thing is. We are preparing to attack ... Romania! Moreover, the Romanians in fact-the Kremlin hangers-on. They will attack as soon as Russia attacks. This is not me, this Matios video looked. Probably, our scouts in the Romanian headquarters mined. Risking life ...

“The propaganda video shows the situation when, after the start of a full-scale Russian war in the east and south of Ukraine, the Romanian authorities saw a chance to get the territory of Bukovina. For the“ realistic ”picture, its authors even indicated the locations of the Romanian army units in Bukovina. that this video is another element of the Russian hybrid aggression to loosen the situation in Ukraine. "


M-yes. Insanity, it turns out, is not treated. Or he is, or not. And if it appeared, then it would be necessary for them to suffer, with marasmus, “before the sneaker”. The prosecutor seems to have appeared. And in the most neglected form. However, we will have to suffer together. Position something serious in Matios.

There is one more newsconcerning the MAT. We will soon introduce new military ranks for soldiers and sergeants. Considering that you are mostly military people, and there are titles at VO.

Therefore, I will put innovations right on the ranking:
- Private - recruit;
- senior soldier - soldier (the existing rank of senior soldier / former corporal is preserved);
- ensign - sergeant, senior ensign - first sergeant;
- the titles of headquarters sergeant, master sergeant, senior master sergeant, and master master sergeant are introduced.

In navy approximately the same, with the exception of the abolition of the midshipman (foreman) and the introduction of the head foreman, master foreman, senior foreman, chief foreman.

I laughed. There, in the preamble of the draft law, it is written about harmonization with NATO norms. Here are the Germans, the British or the French laugh. We stupidly copy the host system. Ersatz Americans. Oh, and Ivan Andreevich was right, in the sense of Krylov: "But you are friends, no matter how you sit down, you are not fit for musicians."

Well, I can't make you feel good. A good mood is the key to good health. About myself, it turns out, I care. You health, I have friends and readers. In short, the duty of your mood, I still fulfill. Thanks to our people. Help

So, we stole an important exhibit from the Kievtrans Museum. The main thing is the museum is young. In the year 2012 is open. And no one saw, as usual. And they stole it. In short, the “Ikarus-260” 1986 year of release has disappeared from the museum! Everything has evaporated ...

But you can't leave our police. This is not a wallet or a Mercedes. This is a bus-gut. Found the exhibit valiant guardians of the law. In a private car workshop Kanev. Without VIN-number. Of course, it could have been some other bus, but ... Envy. Although no, I will write about another theft. That's when you get obsessed with it.

So, ominous music ... Landscape park not far from Nezhin, Chernihiv region. The best detectives of the world in the international mission unravel the mystery of the next high-profile crime. Crimes against an object that was built with UN money! Children and old people from all over the world were undernourished and underfed to contribute to the construction.

The heartbroken park owner offers 5 000 hryvnia to anyone who gives at least some information about the criminals. Special units of several countries are in a barracks position awaiting a signal to capture the criminals. “He’s not new at all, I don’t know how or who could have done it,” the park director says. Not new, it means that it already has some signs.

Enough to intrigue readers. We have stolen a room in the landscape park. An ordinary wooden box with a hole in the floor. Built and true with UN funds. Are you jealous? The UN does not give you money for wooden toilets. And gives us! And it’s almost new. What for a toilet two years? Who has a dacha from Soviet times, he understands me ...

Notes of the Colorado Cockroach. When all in shock, from all sides


Okay. To restore the pride of the Great One more history I will tell you. We really have not grown to you. Personally, I read this news on my back. Because I applauded all 6 paws and mustaches! Bravo, bravissimo! Sell ​​the Minister of Defense of Russia Shoigu shorts from the Chinese site "Ali-Express" under the guise of a secret domestic development - this is the top, Chomolungma, space, the Universe of sales.





And who said there that when a Ukrainian was born, a Jew began to cry? Yes, we now have all the crooks crying out loud, because as far as your Timur Ildarovich Yunusov, all of us are very far away.

Although, maybe, they only look and look like Chinese ones? Maybe this armored car? Or any know-how from Chubais? Does it fly, swim or even make a person invisible in this place it is wearing?

Although to steal the railway bridge across the Umba River in the Murmansk region, as your craftsmen did in the Oktyabrsky village near Kirovsk, or the transmission line towers, as happened in Apatity, is also cool. Russia is a large-scale country. Everything is done on a large scale. But now I like my own humiliated ... Again, we kind of like the younger ones.

And yes, did you notice how I skillfully bypass the topic of colonel billions? Do you know why? Because the colonel - it turns out to be very profitable. And as a patriot, I do not want to "burn" my own. And what, and suddenly? Take and provoke theft? And we have a budget to your ... In short, on the heels of such colonels - and everything will be deflated.

New fact from ancient Ukrainian history. I planted from the competent authorities. Do you remember Princess Gann, whom the Ukrainians sent to Europe? Well, the one you stole from our story? Princess Anna Yaroslavovna, by the way, is the daughter of the Kiev Prince Yaroslav, in your opinion. History is its concern.

Comes, then, this is the Gunn to France. And then the bridegroom, Heinrich. Clearly, the frogs caught. Lived then hungry. Even to know. Gunn looked at this disgrace on the table, took out a bigger piece of fat, and to Heinrich she casually ordered: "Porizh!"

And he was stupid. On the move in general ni be, ni me, ni kukurіku. So I thought that the city of Gann asks so called. In short, you realized that they praised Paris for them so we called!

Have I raised your mood? Something about our life told. "You can not grasp the immensity." Our events are like a horn of plenty. And you can not keep track, and tell the format of the notes does not allow. And you have Roskomnadzor, they say, lust.

Good luck to you and your family, friends and relatives. The summer has begun. A "in the bright sun hedgehogs quickly grow thorns." Will live!

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  1. +4
    5 June 2019 05: 46
    Coloradusch burns a verb.
  2. 0
    5 June 2019 06: 52
    Good wound Pan Cockroach! Thanks for the good mood. Here is something Parubiya remembered how he said there after Ze said -It was fun! Prophet? So thanks to the motherland, I am also very funny and smart, so I don’t want to live like that, despite all your landscapes!
  3. +1
    5 June 2019 06: 54
    Well, yes. And it’s funny and sad, but in general .. Ukraine, in a word.
  4. +3
    5 June 2019 07: 39
    Shaw horrible. Intoned, drunk
    1. +2
      5 June 2019 07: 51
      lol Yeah. We did not steal the bridge! And these, power transmission towers too .. I see you from Ukraine. Enlighten that Tarakan lied. I'm trying to catch everything in lies. does not work. Far from this stinking place I live ...
      1. -3
        5 June 2019 11: 24
        During the historical period described by him, there was no "Mova". It was just Russian.
        Well, Svidomo descendants of the ancient Sumerians, as you know, the opposite is true. Mova have an ancestor of all languages ​​in general, with which the ancient Ukrainians enlightened the barbarian peoples.
  5. +7
    5 June 2019 07: 45
    You probably know that a monument to Marshal Zhukov was demolished in Kharkov. They demolished the Russian-speaking Nazis from the National Squads. Okay, Lenins and other revolutionary heroes. Everything is really not easy there. Then they screwed up a lot with us. Everything and from all sides. And red, and white, and anarchists, and all sorts of different colors. Zhukov for the majority was and remains a symbol of victory over fascism.
    .... Zhukov, so colorless, neither white, nor red, nor yellow-black, nor multi-colored, no just a symbol of victory over fascism. And as a result: Russian-speaking Nazis ... Hitler’s hopes were fulfilled ...
    1. +5
      5 June 2019 07: 53
      Quote: parusnik
      Hitler hopes come true.

      Well, while there is Cockroaches there is hope. But in general, I agree. Probably nothing worse could not even imagine. A generation of not remembering kinship ... Brr. Future Janissaries
    2. +1
      5 June 2019 10: 10
      And as a result: Russian-speaking Nazis ... Hitler’s hopes came true ..

      On my own behalf, let me add: the leaders of these Nazis are also ethnic Jews. Andryusha Biletsky, Antosha Gerashchenko and others. Hitler rolled over with Bandera in his coffin.
  6. +3
    5 June 2019 09: 45
    He is not your friend for sure. But not an enemy.
    He is our enemy, only another.
  7. +1
    5 June 2019 14: 01
    Zdorovenka boules, shannovy pan.
    I do not understand about shorts, what is wrong with them? A normal souvenir for tourists under the brand Voentorg. And what does not suit you?
    About Zhukov, your cockroaches enlightened me. It’s his fault. If not for him, we would live in the EU now, they would drink Bavarian, and no corruption. In general, it is he, and the Mongol hordes under his leadership are to blame for everything.
  8. +1
    5 June 2019 14: 28
    Before the elections to Rada, greenbacks have one task - to remain silent on some important topics and at the same time arrange more PR. Like a shawarma at the train station. wink Because if he opens his mouth and he will constantly lose the electorate. Therefore, the less he speaks, the more he will be able to collect in elections to the Rada. Then of course he will lose the electorate, but Kolomoisky will have a relatively controlled parliament for 4-5 years and he will be able to pass his laws through it.
  9. 0
    5 June 2019 14: 29
    Question to Pan Tarakan Okoloradsky.
    In Russia, the hydrant cliche became especially popular - Vaseline
    or Vaseline (V.A. Zelensky).
    Which, in my opinion, corresponds to the original both in consistency, and in character, and in spirit.
    And you still do not call him?
    1. 0
      9 June 2019 06: 35
      And this is a question from the very "way" of the country!
  10. 0
    5 June 2019 17: 21
    Thank you Cockroach! Like and repost without hesitation! Health, good luck, good fat shmat and a quarter of the vodka to you!
  11. +1
    9 June 2019 17: 37
    About the monument to Zhukov.
    I remember Kernes swore that he would not let the monument to Lenin be demolished in Kharkov.
    So what? Demolished and broken.
    As for Zhukov. Read Rezun, and that’s demolished.
    In the USA, by the way, the monuments to the Confederates are also demolished. In 2015, demolished in New Orleans, then - the battle for the monument in Charlottesville, Virginia ...
    And we have such a wonderful monument to Dzerzhinsky on Lubyanka ...
    Well, about the kings - only Peter the Great and Nikolai the First were lucky, but they pulled Alexander the Third out of the storerooms. In general, the world is moving towards the end. Perhaps in the mid-thirties humanity will come full Tryndets - technological singularity is not far off. And computers make people stupid.

    Read more at RBC:
    https://www.rbc.ru/photoreport/17/08/2017/599553cb9a794733048927a0
  12. 0
    9 June 2019 21: 36
    I read it twice. The first time from the beginning, the second time from the end. But I didn’t catch the point ... What is the article about? laughing

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