Notes of the Colorado Cockroach. Ukraine, which sheds the skin
Greetings to you, unbeaten my readers! Interesting with us? Only approved a new president and then we demand impeachment. Elections again decided to organize. Why? There is no other work, so we will earn money at rallies. They passed a law on language, and the president daily violates this very law because he has not yet learned the language. In the language of the aggressor, scum is like in the mother tongue. And now he will not learn for a long time. I also do not know Ukrainian now ... Yes, I, Taras Shevchenko, in some rural parish dialect spoke!
Have you ever thought about the circumstances of our and your life? If misfortune, then it necessarily collapses. If happiness, for some reason, it always throws up. Even the case, and he somehow tuck. That's how we live. With caution looking at the sky. With hope around. With interest under your feet. And still falls, rolls over and tucks all suddenly ...
Okay, in order. If you have already started on a rolling pin, then you need to finish. I sit and think, if Tarakanushka didn’t hit me on the head, so it is possible, and there was no rolling pin, but happiness? Fell off his lice. Happiness is perfectly organized by our government headed by the Hydrant. It is with the Hydrant, and not with Ze.
Long ago, last August, the national spelling commission proposed returning part of the “repressed” spelling norms in 1919. Offered and offered. You will not see as many ideas as our deputies, commissions, public organizations and others do in the EU as a whole. And I did not follow. So, reported passing. Like another crap. In vain, as it turned out.
Also laughed then. These same “scientists” were going to return to the Ukrainian language the norms that Nikolai Skrypnyk, the People's Commissar of Education, introduced. Bolshevik, who, according to our historians, was shot for his love of Ukraine. We believe. Only here in the archive for some reason, other documents. Type shot Skripnik. His wife was repressed. But it is different story.
In short, on the sly, the Minobraz adopted new norms of spelling. Discussed behind the scenes. We are mugs, did not pay attention to it. But 22 May suddenly the Cabinet of Ministers dying accepts these norms. That's how my Tarakanushka became a member of the new law. Well at least not an agent of the Kremlin or boxer. Already so well. For my precarious health.
I will not describe everything. Do not understand, as we do. Here, for example: "Now the Primate of the PCC, Metropolitan Epiphanius, is rightly called:" Metropolitan Epitanii. "The city of Theodosius is now Theodosia." The kids are now going to the "Pearly Star". "Anathema" - "anatema", "efir" - "eter", "mif", "mifologiya" - "mit" and "mitologiya", "Afini" - "Ateni".
So, the desire to destroy everything Russian in the language led to the fact that we have a language that nobody understands! Neither Russian, nor Ukrainian, nor pro-language! Earlier, when there were problems with mova, we switched to Russian and understood everything, but now?
And now truncated, in my head everything is in three languages at once: yours, ours, and not quite ours. In short, he still vinaigrette with a taste of vinegar. But while it is necessary to live with it in the head.
I am writing to you, but I myself have another problem in my head. I'm here in hockey hit, and hence the problem. It is necessary to look at all this with something in terms of snacks and yes, of it. And well, you need at least a couple of one and a half to three periods.
Where to find food? Do not think that Russia has arranged another famine for us, although it is better to have a famine than such hockey ... But in this case you are not to blame. Although...
In general, we have shops, kindergartens, schools, cinemas, and hospitals mined since the evening of May 22. And cleared accordingly. I gave you there in the link video dropped. Juvenile "crucian" ozorat from C14. Only here on the cellar and hope, there is no beer, of course, but what we have is what we have. Crest I or dog tail?
That's about how I watched hockey. It all started with the fact that he came back one night and poked a button. And there we played with yours! I knocked out the sound so as not to wake up the Tarakushka. I sit, have breakfast, watch how your reds are there with our yellow-blakitnymi puck. And so beautiful we made you in the first period ... They scored the puck. "Shche Ukraine has not died ..."
And in the second period, ours as a substitute. I even started yelling. Six pucks we rolled. In short, another violation of the law on language, in the form of a Russian mat, Tarakanushka caught me in the morning. “Dick, what are ours? Ours in the ... lower division play. And here only those that play can perform. Turn on the sound" ...
Turned on the sound, already from the heart light. This is the Swedes in the Ukrainians dressed, for the Russians, I guess, probably. So I am right. In the first period, when we played, we won. And in the second, when the Swedes were released - they lost. Peremoga definitely!
In general, if anyone is interested, I will tell you for hockey in Ukraine. He is. Mostly. We like to spend our championship! As many as six teams involved! More teams actually, but some prefer to play in other leagues. Kiev "Falcon" in Belarus plays, for example.
And we have a national team! Playing ... it's hard for me to say where. But this is the 1 division of the world championship. Well, like the second league, I guess.
And if you disgrace with the Finns (well, as if yes, the game was so-so), then we ... also disgrace! For the sake of justice, we in our group also played one match ... won!
We have defeated the Netherlands with a score of 8: 1! True, we lost to the heap to everyone else: Japan (2: 3), Poland (3: 7), Romania (1: 5), Estonia (3: 4). And proudly and squarely retained a place in the division, knocking out the Dutch. So we have hockey!
But this story I told you to defuse. And you would not believe the following news.
In short, tortured Ze Ukrainians with their reforms. So tortured that something happened that was not even with the Hydrant. On the site Rada appeared a petition demanding the impeachment of Ze. Moreover, already on the 15 hours of 13 minutes of 23 in May, she won the necessary 25 000 votes.
For a long time I did not answer the questions of friends. Today I will try to answer the question Alexey (Siberia 75):
Yes, just everything. I will answer in understandable language Siberian. Well, as far as I know Siberia, of course. Imagine that scientists crossed a snake and sable. In terms of animals. Imagine what a nasty, creepy but stinging creature with its poisonous teeth? Crawling such a shaggy gut on the ground and bites everyone.
This is the image of our mass media. This is what you call media heads. Nasty snake hybrids for opponents of the government and sable for those in power. But there is one property in these hybrids that you notice. In nature, snakes shed their skin every year. And our "media heads" skin change after each election. Together with the head. The new owner - a new skin.
Ask why is it for those in power? So the skin, for which they diligently tended, after molting remains with them. Power lost, and the image created by the media remained. Peculiar care about the future place in history. I think it is clear explained.
But back to our sheep. Nothing that I quote antique justice? Are you aware that our Ze is an adherent of a very popular (to be honest, I don’t know where) ideas of libertarianism? You even have such a party, it seems. In short, the maximum political freedoms, complete autonomy of the individual, freedom to dispose of their property, body and all that belongs to you, voluntary association with other citizens ...
Do not think that I am trying to explain to you who our Ze is. I myself am trying to understand. And you know, it turns out an interesting picture. We were already a libertarian! And you know him. Old Makhno!
Just called differently - anarchist. I can imagine what revolutionary sailors would do if they were called by those libertarians themselves. Very much a bad word seems ...
Some fear causes only one. Remember the slogan Makhno? "Freedom or death!" Freedom is not only a person from the state, but also a state from a person. Every man for himself. Let the weak die! Under the sneakers of his history! And this slogan will be realized in modern Ukraine. How many of us will remain for the new election? And how much work will cemetery excavators ...
Remembered from childhood. My father was handy. But always busy. And in the kitchen from the tap constantly dripping water. Mom periodically asked to fix the crane. To which my father, with his characteristic frankness, replied: "A man promised to do - so he will do it! And I don’t need to remind me about this tap every six months!" And the crane kept dripping and dripping ...
I looked here the ratings of the parties that will go to the elections to the Parliament, from Rating Group Ukraine. What would happen if elections were held today. The results are depressing. The anarchists Ze ("The Servant of the People") win by a wide margin - 43%. But even this is not important. The main thing is that the opposing unit does not work!
Okay, agree "Servant of the people" and "For Life". And how will the opposition negotiate? A gardener and herder Lyashko and the communist socialists from the "Batkivshchyna". Or all together with BPP? Here you have the "Anarchy - the mother of order." And "he does not need to be reminded every six months ...". The dictatorship of anarchy shines on us!
And the desire of the Ukrainian regions for voluntary association is not manifested at all. Something not torn western areas to the east. And vice versa. All live on their own. But this is the principle of creating a state of libertarianism. Perspective, however ...
Okay. Enough of the sad. I read here about the next discovery of British scientists. After years of research, the British made a sensational conclusion. It turns out that the reason why the whales are cast ashore is not some kind of cataclysm or disease. And the man is not to blame. Whales are thrown away simply because they bathed!
I, too, "bathed" in politics, so I will tell you about life. My mood after writing the notes that you have already read above can be expressed in one phrase: "You see there, the baseboard is far, far away ..." We will lift it. And you and yourself.
Let me tell you about bank robberies in Ukrainian. American you have seen. In Italian too. I am not talking about “Soviet-style”. But the robbery with our color for you, probably, will be a wonder. So, Ivano-Frankivsk, the city center. Euromail building Do not be surprised. We have and such.
A gang of intruders, clanging on the move with a set of master keys and welding machines, approaching the building. In the sky, the moon pokes ominously. Even yard dogs were hiding. Preparing the crime of the century!
The attackers came to the door with an old, still Soviet, lock. The lock was rusty and did not react to modern master keys. “Oh yoho to bisa. Pidganyay car,” - said the leader. I heard the noise of a car engine. The guy in a balaclava brought, probably from the east of Ukraine, threw a cable over the grille ...
The safe was big. And also rusty from time to time. "Play yogoy in shwedkom. Budinki rozberemosya yak rozkriti!" - shouted senior. A minute later, a car with a safety cable tied with a long cable swept through the center of Ivano-Frankivsk. So quite recently 1,47 million hryvnia was stolen. They are looking for criminals ... Only in balaclava they were.
Think this is an achievement? Ugh on you. Our achievement in this regard is different. You could say the world record for bank robbery! Only here you can rob two banks at once!
I will not artistically describe the robbery. Strokes inform. The case was on the territory of the Chervonensky Village Council of the Lviv region. The criminals entered the building of the village council, where the bank's ATM was located, and in the next room there was a branch of another bank. In short, they broke the ATM, took 195 thousand hryvnia. Well, in another bank, 70 thousands were stolen from the safe. Masters!
Let go. The mood got better. You can also tell our local news. First of all, that we joined NATO! Scared? Do not be afraid. We entered, as usual, in our own mriyah. NATO does not yet know about this.
Who was in Kiev, knows that we have on the European Square a monument to the Football Championship held in 2012 year. Mounted near the Ukrainian home soccer ball. More precisely, was. Now, in its place, we have established the official emblem of NATO. In a sign of something there. To be honest, licked by NATO members once again.
So I think, and when will we install a hand of a begging towards Europe? And what, the idea is patriotic and personifies our aspirations and aspirations. And you know, I'm not kidding, we really do have a bunch of assholes who, in all seriousness, will suck up this idea. What have we become ...
I take so much risk telling you about my hometown. I already called from the zoo. They said, if I write again about the Klitschko Bridge, they will eat me along with the guts. And I believe them. Seen how to feed the crocodiles or lions. And to me in general, and some kind of bird will be enough. Billed with a beak - and there is no cockroach.
But I'm risky. Still, I will tell the reason for such an attitude towards me by the residents of the Kiev zoo. So, there is probably a little man in our KSCA who reads my notes. Remember, in past notes, I told about the tests of the bridge that Vital personally conducted?
After my story about the beauty of the future bridge and about the great Kiev mayor, the cost of construction work has increased dramatically. From 260 mln. To 420 mln. Klitschko liked my description of the glass floor and his feat, so I decided to improve my perception. Signed an order of the KCSA number 859 and increased funding.
The trick is that the Kyiv City State Administration does not print hryvnia. And the amount of these finances is limited. So, if somewhere has arrived, then somewhere it must have departed. From here and the threat of crocodiles. Financing of the Kiev zoo reduced by 232,63 million UAH! They are afraid to die from hunger beasts.
Well, for a good mood, another story from my Moscow voyage. Tsaritsyno Park. Seven o'clock in the morning. I walk through the alleys of the park. Beauty. Quiet. Only a flock of Chinese people near the benches, they also breathe clean air. Well, two hard workers, from the "children of the dungeon" local, smoke out.
Quite a peaceful and tranquil picture. And suddenly, one of the employees takes off his shoes and starts walking on the dew. What for? I do not know, did not ask. And it does not matter. The reaction of the Chinese is important. They also take off their shoes and go to the grass. At the same time they cheer so much in their own way.
I could not stand it and asked a young girl tour guide. What kind of fun is it? Indeed, it was amazing to see people who were bowing to our two hard workers and showed them a thumb as a sign of gratitude ...
This is the story I want to finish today. Whatever happens in this world, there will always be people who do not want to step on the grass covered with dew, just because it is beautiful. And it does not matter what they are of nationality or faith. Where are they from? It is important that there are such people. It is important that we have someone learn to live.
And to you, as usual, all blessings and health. And more of these morning impressions. To have a lot of dawn and grass with dew drops ahead.
See you soon. Will live!
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