Notes of the Colorado Cockroach. "The king died, rushed ..." in Ukrainian
Greetings to you, dear readers! I understand that for some it is quite unexpected. I read on the Internet reports that in the context of the revitalization of the work of our security forces, they seemed to slam me. Like, "they finally found and arrested that Kremlin propagandist who lied about Ukraine almost all the time after the revolution of dignity."
I stole a phrase from Mark Twain. Almost stolen. Rumors of my death are premature, moreover, you can give up sotochku and slightly relax: the head of the already retired. I mean the deputy head of the SBU. I, among others, waved his paws (lower). Farewell, dear sir!
And the “failure in time” and my disappearance from the media space is caused by a completely different one. This is due to past holidays. I just decided to take a vacation (yes, we, European retirees, love to travel), and like so many, left!
But I didn’t go to Bali or to Antalya, but I rode so calmly by train to Moscow. Refuting the next termination of the message by rail between Russia and Ukraine. In general, I jumped into my head to take part while I can in an important event for me - the procession of the "Immortal Regiment" in Moscow!
Yes, I passed in the column of winners with my grandfather. I am with the descendants of the winners. He is with the winners. But we all went together!
I even described my feelings from Moscow, only I will not publish them yet. There are some doubts about this. For two reasons. The first, and most important, is that during my absence in Ukraine, many events occurred that required clarification and understanding. This, in my opinion, is more important for you than my impressions (although their car was).
And the second. I read the notes, more precisely, the first part of my own impressions, I realized that they could cause hatred in some part of the Russians. Not to me. To Muscovites. Like the standard "Moscow is not Russia" or "Zhirut at the expense of the regions." Because Moscow is very different from Belgorod and Voronezh that I have seen. Indeed, another state in the state.
In short, the notes are written and, if you are interested, I will pass them on to the editor for publication. Honestly, I do not want to be the cause of the emergence of internal Russian strife. This is not my business. But Ukraine is my business. Here I decide. I love and hate. I live here.
20 May, as I wrote many times, begins the last phase of our revolution of dignity. Despite the resistance of the Rada and Poroshenko, the inauguration of Zelensky will be held on May 20.
As Tarakanushka just said: “Everything breaks in Ukraine. The system of state administration, the legislative system, even the new“ Orthodox ”church ... But I was particularly upset by the iron. I broke down, you bastard, while you were not. From him".
Well, again, the election ... Let's go choose a new iron.
I'll start with the Hydrant. Over the past month, this pan has become so active that even my breath took a breath. None of the previous president of Ukraine has been so active in decomposing excreta in all areas of state activity for the newly elected successor.
I will not talk about those who were fired during these two weeks. One day is enough. The last day of the presidency of the Hydrant. So, today, Svetoslav Tsegolko, the president’s press secretary, Nikolai Kuleba, all part-time advisers to the president, presidential representative on the rights of the child, Nikolai Kuleba, head of the presidential administration Igor Raynin, his deputy Sergei Marchenko, have been fired.
But the loudest resignation is, of course, a bloody pastor. Yes, Alexander Turchinov was dismissed from his post as secretary of the National Security and Defense Council of Ukraine! Is the “bloody” time gone? Doubtful to me. The same Vyshivanok now suddenly became an ardent enemy of Turchinov. "Let him answer the people for the surrender of the Crimea! That he passed it!"
Personally, I have a different opinion, precisely on the Crimea, precisely regarding Turchinov. This is really the most dangerous and insidious beast in the whole pack. But this is the most sensible beast. Give him the command to start fighting in the Crimea, then how much blood would be spilled. With the same result.
Probably, they will make a goat from Turchynov. In a sense, a scapegoat. Judging by Vyshivanka, it will work out well. One bloody pastor and all the others in white clothes ...
You can, of course, talk about the other side of the hydrant's agony. About the distribution of elephants. How many orders, medals and titles he has distributed in recent days. But I decided to say goodbye to the Hydrant with quotes from his farewell speech. The one with whom he turned to us:
Hmmm, once my young son, having heard a lot of teachers at school, expressed the idea that there is nothing impossible for a person. He is the king of nature! I had to cool the youthful fervor with a proposal to bite myself on the elbow. It seems to be thinking. Then. Now such nonsense no longer says.
He is now in another nonsense climbs. It climbs. Persistently and with faith in future justice. Today he is an ardent supporter of Vakarchuk. But, probably, it is necessary in order.
After winning the election of the party "Servant of the People", we decided to create parties precisely on this principle. To the woodlouse of all these communists, democrats, liberals, radicals, seroburomalinovyh and others. This is the last century. The past of humanity!
In the age of replacement of the human brain TV, it is necessary to use TV. Which proved Ze. Even nothing to say is not necessary. Let them watch the show and choose. But there is another danger. Young people do not watch TV. But if you pay attention to the surrounding young people, constantly listening to music on their smartphones.
In short, we have a party of music from the headphones. Called accordingly - "Voice".
The idol of the Ukrainian youth Svyatoslav Vakarchuk leads the new party. Concurrently, the new politician is also the leader of the Ocean Elzy group.
I carefully looked at his speech at the rally, where the "new" future deputies of the Rada were represented. And, accordingly, I listened to Vakarchuk himself. Mokritsa is our mother, when will the people of my country begin to understand anything? When will think start?
Again "the cook can manage the state"? How can? Svyatoslav simply copies what we were told in 2013-2014. "We will destroy the whole world of violence! To the ground, and then ..." It’s embarrassing to speak about the command of this "politician".
The team "Voices" includes the former Deputy Minister of Economy Yulia Klimenko and the former head of Transparency International Ukraine Yaroslav Yurchishin. Also in the party were Doctor of Medical Sciences Yuri Sokolov, "cyborg" Andrei Sharaskin with the call sign "Bogema" and activist Solomiya Bobrovskaya. I will not even disassemble them. Long live the Hydrant!
It seems that Vakarchuk is a clone of the Hydrant. And again, the entire calculation on the snotty "politicians" who have just completed primary school. I can not even find a decent comparison in nature for this party. And for those who support it. Although...
I think that the “Voice” will become the party that claims to be the leadership of the radicals. All these С14 and others. They, by the way, try already "on a tooth". Even before he became a full-fledged president. The crucian carp, not the one that is a fish, but the one that flashed behind the Hydrant’s back and at the same time directs this very punny from the С14, has already thrown boys against the police a couple of times.
Once, when they tried to seize the enterprise, the police broke the radicals hard enough. "Onizhedeti" did not expect this. Snot smeared on the cheeks: "For what child face in the asphalt?" But yesterday, when the fence was broken, “which prevents the investigation of the death of the heavenly hundreds,” the policemen stood quietly. They are children.
No less interesting events take place in our spiritual plan. I mean, in our newly-made "church". Remember the tomos hydrant tour? Everything. Game over. The SCU is no longer the "master of the souls of the true Ukrainians." This is our "Patriarch Filaret", or rather the dissenter Denisenko, declared openly.
It turns out that the “Metropolitan Epiphanius,” and in the real life the dissenter Dumenko, is incorrect. And the entire SCU is wrong. In short, those who did not go for popcorn, clearly losers. Denisenko, in his "patriarchal service", declared that "he remains the patriarch for life and, together with Metropolitan Epiphanius, leads the church." Moreover, this same Epiphanius "will represent the church only externally."
Oh, I remembered my grandfather. He once bought a beautiful and cheap Chinese stepladder on the market. Do not believe it, but after a month of use, this stepladder taught the grandfather to almost sit on the splits. This Tomos now teaches us, Ukrainians, not to betray the faith of our ancestors. It hurts teaches.
Well, the last for today. Cockroaches from our Foreign Ministry told me that 20 May will be interesting not only in Kiev, it will be interesting to the UN. You, Russia, still insisted on the consideration of our law on language. This is where it will be fun. Straight paws itch of pleasure. As ours will get out ... I think tomorrow this will be announced in the press.
That would be all good if it were not for the Cockroach. Threatens me on your behalf. Like, already got his clever thoughts about the fate of the motherland. Tell about life better. About Kiev. About people. A bore, in short. It's like driving weight in a gym. Piece of iron, sweat to lose those extra pounds. And they, bastards, lie to themselves with comfort in your refrigerator. In general, I am telling for my own safety and a good lunch.
Remember how recently I was constantly talking about weekly grenades? And then I got tired of it. So, today I will tell you an absolutely incredible criminal history. Incredible more recently, but nevertheless, what happened.
It was in the Podolsk district. Dad sat on the playground. He walked his own child, looked at the blue sky, dreamed of something. In short, he drove his own Cockroach out of the house to take a walk with a calf. Life is everyday. It can be said familiar to most men.
Further, as written on a pack of cigarettes. Remember? "Smoking is dangerous for your health"! Only I would write a little differently. Something like this: "After the question" Give me a smoke ... "smoking is equally dangerous for smokers and non-smokers." Well, you already understood that it was with this question that local gopniks approached the peasant.
It is clear that any answer for these "men" was tantamount to an insult. A man got a traumatic gun. The first couple of shots in milk. It turned out like a warning. And then on the arrogant face of the face. A couple of Gopnik dumped. And then he got it himself.
While all the usual. But then ... Do not believe it, but the police managed to arrive before all the scam ran away! Moreover, the police also detained made. In Kiev. Three freaks took. Although, where would they, shot and beaten, go? According to my information, they even got a case for three of them. 1973, 1984 and 1990 scumbags. Fourth are looking for.
I realized that from whether I am writing about shooting or not writing, they will still shoot. Look in the Dnieper (Dnipropetrovsk) one scumbag tired of pensioners yard. Remarks make. Drinking vodka in the playground is not allowed. What can I tell you, there are such truth-seekers who prevent free Ukrainians from living. In short, he shot this free old European from his own window. One hit in the head. The second jacket shot through.
Okay. I learned here that British scientists have proved that in any life, even the most wasted, there is always a place for a holiday. And I have not pleased you with a holiday. This is known as periodic insomnia. Lie down You toss from side to side. And there is no sleep and no. You feel that something is missing in the body. You get up, you go to the kitchen lunatic. And only there you understand that the body does not have enough food!
In short, I once wrote about the construction of a pedestrian bridge on Vladimirskaya Gorka, between Vladimirskaya Gorka and Khreshchaty Park (formerly Pionersky). So, it so happened that I witnessed the most important event. Our mayor of Vital experienced a pedestrian-bicycle bridge! You could say life for a kiyan risked. There's also a glass floor! And he walked on it ... And even stated that the floor is durable, then.
Of course, beautiful. We spioneri project with the Swiss. They are for it back in the 2013 year, they presented to us. We have them and the Spaniards even discharged the second prize. First myself, naturally. And then everything is simple. There is a project. Own architects and engineers have. Slightly changed and that's it! Our project.
I am amazed at the impudence of these Swiss. More precisely, the Swiss architectural studio Leuppi & Schafroth Architekten. They were also offered money in 2017. We are poor! We have no money from the word at all. And they ... Ukraine is saving on everything.
In short, the Swiss bridge would have cost us as much as 6 million dollars. And ours is worth just some kind of 10 millions. Also dollars for some reason. And do not look at the numbers. If you deduct all kickbacks, then it will turn out just cheaper! And the Swiss kickbacks do not take into account. They do not understand Ukrainian specifics, but the money remained in Ukraine! From stupid ...
And we still have an inauguration. Showdown at the UN. Resignation. President Ze's statement about the dissolution of the Rada. Possible bucha radicals. The Chinese are right. God forbid you live in an era of change ...
But I will stress once again - the fun is just beginning. So those who are “already tired of this Ukraine”, get ready to whine further. This is not “2 House”, it is “Ukraine 4.0”.
And you, my friends and foes, have a calm and measured life. Fortitude before adversity. Happy mood. Laughter of children and kind words from friends and relatives. Do not allow what is happening with us.
See you soon! Will live!
I stole a phrase from Mark Twain. Almost stolen. Rumors of my death are premature, moreover, you can give up sotochku and slightly relax: the head of the already retired. I mean the deputy head of the SBU. I, among others, waved his paws (lower). Farewell, dear sir!
And the “failure in time” and my disappearance from the media space is caused by a completely different one. This is due to past holidays. I just decided to take a vacation (yes, we, European retirees, love to travel), and like so many, left!
But I didn’t go to Bali or to Antalya, but I rode so calmly by train to Moscow. Refuting the next termination of the message by rail between Russia and Ukraine. In general, I jumped into my head to take part while I can in an important event for me - the procession of the "Immortal Regiment" in Moscow!
Yes, I passed in the column of winners with my grandfather. I am with the descendants of the winners. He is with the winners. But we all went together!
I even described my feelings from Moscow, only I will not publish them yet. There are some doubts about this. For two reasons. The first, and most important, is that during my absence in Ukraine, many events occurred that required clarification and understanding. This, in my opinion, is more important for you than my impressions (although their car was).
And the second. I read the notes, more precisely, the first part of my own impressions, I realized that they could cause hatred in some part of the Russians. Not to me. To Muscovites. Like the standard "Moscow is not Russia" or "Zhirut at the expense of the regions." Because Moscow is very different from Belgorod and Voronezh that I have seen. Indeed, another state in the state.
In short, the notes are written and, if you are interested, I will pass them on to the editor for publication. Honestly, I do not want to be the cause of the emergence of internal Russian strife. This is not my business. But Ukraine is my business. Here I decide. I love and hate. I live here.
20 May, as I wrote many times, begins the last phase of our revolution of dignity. Despite the resistance of the Rada and Poroshenko, the inauguration of Zelensky will be held on May 20.
As Tarakanushka just said: “Everything breaks in Ukraine. The system of state administration, the legislative system, even the new“ Orthodox ”church ... But I was particularly upset by the iron. I broke down, you bastard, while you were not. From him".
Well, again, the election ... Let's go choose a new iron.
I'll start with the Hydrant. Over the past month, this pan has become so active that even my breath took a breath. None of the previous president of Ukraine has been so active in decomposing excreta in all areas of state activity for the newly elected successor.
I will not talk about those who were fired during these two weeks. One day is enough. The last day of the presidency of the Hydrant. So, today, Svetoslav Tsegolko, the president’s press secretary, Nikolai Kuleba, all part-time advisers to the president, presidential representative on the rights of the child, Nikolai Kuleba, head of the presidential administration Igor Raynin, his deputy Sergei Marchenko, have been fired.
But the loudest resignation is, of course, a bloody pastor. Yes, Alexander Turchinov was dismissed from his post as secretary of the National Security and Defense Council of Ukraine! Is the “bloody” time gone? Doubtful to me. The same Vyshivanok now suddenly became an ardent enemy of Turchinov. "Let him answer the people for the surrender of the Crimea! That he passed it!"
Personally, I have a different opinion, precisely on the Crimea, precisely regarding Turchinov. This is really the most dangerous and insidious beast in the whole pack. But this is the most sensible beast. Give him the command to start fighting in the Crimea, then how much blood would be spilled. With the same result.
Probably, they will make a goat from Turchynov. In a sense, a scapegoat. Judging by Vyshivanka, it will work out well. One bloody pastor and all the others in white clothes ...
You can, of course, talk about the other side of the hydrant's agony. About the distribution of elephants. How many orders, medals and titles he has distributed in recent days. But I decided to say goodbye to the Hydrant with quotes from his farewell speech. The one with whom he turned to us:
“First of all I would like to thank the great Ukrainian people for the great honor to work for five years at the head of a great country. The country that struck the whole world with the strength of the national spirit, struck with dignity, struck with resilience and freedom.”
“We managed to achieve this only by joint efforts, thanks to the support of the active part of society and the understanding of the majority. We saved Ukraine, buried Novorossia”.
“For whom the reforms proved to be particularly painful; who over the years, having met with a lie, did not find justice. Already explained: even if they believe that the president can do everything, he cannot do everything at once.”
“We managed to achieve this only by joint efforts, thanks to the support of the active part of society and the understanding of the majority. We saved Ukraine, buried Novorossia”.
“For whom the reforms proved to be particularly painful; who over the years, having met with a lie, did not find justice. Already explained: even if they believe that the president can do everything, he cannot do everything at once.”
Hmmm, once my young son, having heard a lot of teachers at school, expressed the idea that there is nothing impossible for a person. He is the king of nature! I had to cool the youthful fervor with a proposal to bite myself on the elbow. It seems to be thinking. Then. Now such nonsense no longer says.
He is now in another nonsense climbs. It climbs. Persistently and with faith in future justice. Today he is an ardent supporter of Vakarchuk. But, probably, it is necessary in order.
After winning the election of the party "Servant of the People", we decided to create parties precisely on this principle. To the woodlouse of all these communists, democrats, liberals, radicals, seroburomalinovyh and others. This is the last century. The past of humanity!
In the age of replacement of the human brain TV, it is necessary to use TV. Which proved Ze. Even nothing to say is not necessary. Let them watch the show and choose. But there is another danger. Young people do not watch TV. But if you pay attention to the surrounding young people, constantly listening to music on their smartphones.
In short, we have a party of music from the headphones. Called accordingly - "Voice".
The idol of the Ukrainian youth Svyatoslav Vakarchuk leads the new party. Concurrently, the new politician is also the leader of the Ocean Elzy group.
I carefully looked at his speech at the rally, where the "new" future deputies of the Rada were represented. And, accordingly, I listened to Vakarchuk himself. Mokritsa is our mother, when will the people of my country begin to understand anything? When will think start?
“If there is an old electoral system, we don’t expect real changes from this electoral system, and we will make them ourselves. Therefore, I think that the list, and I will offer it to the party, must consist entirely of people, among whom there are no active deputies” .
Again "the cook can manage the state"? How can? Svyatoslav simply copies what we were told in 2013-2014. "We will destroy the whole world of violence! To the ground, and then ..." It’s embarrassing to speak about the command of this "politician".
The team "Voices" includes the former Deputy Minister of Economy Yulia Klimenko and the former head of Transparency International Ukraine Yaroslav Yurchishin. Also in the party were Doctor of Medical Sciences Yuri Sokolov, "cyborg" Andrei Sharaskin with the call sign "Bogema" and activist Solomiya Bobrovskaya. I will not even disassemble them. Long live the Hydrant!
It seems that Vakarchuk is a clone of the Hydrant. And again, the entire calculation on the snotty "politicians" who have just completed primary school. I can not even find a decent comparison in nature for this party. And for those who support it. Although...
I think that the “Voice” will become the party that claims to be the leadership of the radicals. All these С14 and others. They, by the way, try already "on a tooth". Even before he became a full-fledged president. The crucian carp, not the one that is a fish, but the one that flashed behind the Hydrant’s back and at the same time directs this very punny from the С14, has already thrown boys against the police a couple of times.
Once, when they tried to seize the enterprise, the police broke the radicals hard enough. "Onizhedeti" did not expect this. Snot smeared on the cheeks: "For what child face in the asphalt?" But yesterday, when the fence was broken, “which prevents the investigation of the death of the heavenly hundreds,” the policemen stood quietly. They are children.
No less interesting events take place in our spiritual plan. I mean, in our newly-made "church". Remember the tomos hydrant tour? Everything. Game over. The SCU is no longer the "master of the souls of the true Ukrainians." This is our "Patriarch Filaret", or rather the dissenter Denisenko, declared openly.
It turns out that the “Metropolitan Epiphanius,” and in the real life the dissenter Dumenko, is incorrect. And the entire SCU is wrong. In short, those who did not go for popcorn, clearly losers. Denisenko, in his "patriarchal service", declared that "he remains the patriarch for life and, together with Metropolitan Epiphanius, leads the church." Moreover, this same Epiphanius "will represent the church only externally."
Oh, I remembered my grandfather. He once bought a beautiful and cheap Chinese stepladder on the market. Do not believe it, but after a month of use, this stepladder taught the grandfather to almost sit on the splits. This Tomos now teaches us, Ukrainians, not to betray the faith of our ancestors. It hurts teaches.
Well, the last for today. Cockroaches from our Foreign Ministry told me that 20 May will be interesting not only in Kiev, it will be interesting to the UN. You, Russia, still insisted on the consideration of our law on language. This is where it will be fun. Straight paws itch of pleasure. As ours will get out ... I think tomorrow this will be announced in the press.
That would be all good if it were not for the Cockroach. Threatens me on your behalf. Like, already got his clever thoughts about the fate of the motherland. Tell about life better. About Kiev. About people. A bore, in short. It's like driving weight in a gym. Piece of iron, sweat to lose those extra pounds. And they, bastards, lie to themselves with comfort in your refrigerator. In general, I am telling for my own safety and a good lunch.
Remember how recently I was constantly talking about weekly grenades? And then I got tired of it. So, today I will tell you an absolutely incredible criminal history. Incredible more recently, but nevertheless, what happened.
It was in the Podolsk district. Dad sat on the playground. He walked his own child, looked at the blue sky, dreamed of something. In short, he drove his own Cockroach out of the house to take a walk with a calf. Life is everyday. It can be said familiar to most men.
Further, as written on a pack of cigarettes. Remember? "Smoking is dangerous for your health"! Only I would write a little differently. Something like this: "After the question" Give me a smoke ... "smoking is equally dangerous for smokers and non-smokers." Well, you already understood that it was with this question that local gopniks approached the peasant.
It is clear that any answer for these "men" was tantamount to an insult. A man got a traumatic gun. The first couple of shots in milk. It turned out like a warning. And then on the arrogant face of the face. A couple of Gopnik dumped. And then he got it himself.
While all the usual. But then ... Do not believe it, but the police managed to arrive before all the scam ran away! Moreover, the police also detained made. In Kiev. Three freaks took. Although, where would they, shot and beaten, go? According to my information, they even got a case for three of them. 1973, 1984 and 1990 scumbags. Fourth are looking for.
I realized that from whether I am writing about shooting or not writing, they will still shoot. Look in the Dnieper (Dnipropetrovsk) one scumbag tired of pensioners yard. Remarks make. Drinking vodka in the playground is not allowed. What can I tell you, there are such truth-seekers who prevent free Ukrainians from living. In short, he shot this free old European from his own window. One hit in the head. The second jacket shot through.
Okay. I learned here that British scientists have proved that in any life, even the most wasted, there is always a place for a holiday. And I have not pleased you with a holiday. This is known as periodic insomnia. Lie down You toss from side to side. And there is no sleep and no. You feel that something is missing in the body. You get up, you go to the kitchen lunatic. And only there you understand that the body does not have enough food!
In short, I once wrote about the construction of a pedestrian bridge on Vladimirskaya Gorka, between Vladimirskaya Gorka and Khreshchaty Park (formerly Pionersky). So, it so happened that I witnessed the most important event. Our mayor of Vital experienced a pedestrian-bicycle bridge! You could say life for a kiyan risked. There's also a glass floor! And he walked on it ... And even stated that the floor is durable, then.
"Friends! The final stage of work on our pedestrian bridge. The object will be impressively beautiful."
Of course, beautiful. We spioneri project with the Swiss. They are for it back in the 2013 year, they presented to us. We have them and the Spaniards even discharged the second prize. First myself, naturally. And then everything is simple. There is a project. Own architects and engineers have. Slightly changed and that's it! Our project.
I am amazed at the impudence of these Swiss. More precisely, the Swiss architectural studio Leuppi & Schafroth Architekten. They were also offered money in 2017. We are poor! We have no money from the word at all. And they ... Ukraine is saving on everything.
“The offer we made to sell the rights was also rejected as too expensive. Kiev officials offered us 39 000 Swiss francs or dollars for the design and technical documentation of our project - this includes a prize that we won in 2013 year, but still not received. "
In short, the Swiss bridge would have cost us as much as 6 million dollars. And ours is worth just some kind of 10 millions. Also dollars for some reason. And do not look at the numbers. If you deduct all kickbacks, then it will turn out just cheaper! And the Swiss kickbacks do not take into account. They do not understand Ukrainian specifics, but the money remained in Ukraine! From stupid ...
And we still have an inauguration. Showdown at the UN. Resignation. President Ze's statement about the dissolution of the Rada. Possible bucha radicals. The Chinese are right. God forbid you live in an era of change ...
But I will stress once again - the fun is just beginning. So those who are “already tired of this Ukraine”, get ready to whine further. This is not “2 House”, it is “Ukraine 4.0”.
And you, my friends and foes, have a calm and measured life. Fortitude before adversity. Happy mood. Laughter of children and kind words from friends and relatives. Do not allow what is happening with us.
See you soon! Will live!
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