Notes of the Colorado Cockroach. Spring - a pill for those who do not like medicine
Uh-oh, I love myself, beloved! And I love the cockroach. And I love everyone around. Even Vyshivanka with his foolishness love. I love my neighbors. I love my house. I love my city. I love my country. In general, I love, and that's it. And why in the warmth, after a cold winter, does the feeling of love first appear? Maybe the leaves are soft green so act? Or the sun, which in the morning gently pushes us in the back. Stop hanging out. Time to go home…
Greetings to you, dear friends. Greetings and love. Well, here it is, it's time for the holidays. And at the same time it's time to make decisions. In general, we have to make some decisions - this is the type of national sport now. We accept, and then ... And then either we do not, or we compensate. But I will show you even my example of my godfather.
Especially since at Easter and further gulbishchi, following the example of our new future president, I dumped from Kiev.
It is clear that Zelensky to Turkey, well, I’m much closer, but I feel it is no less soulful. Maybe without any yachts and extravagances ... Although, relatives still have that "all-exclusive" on Easter. And even more so when spring ...
I will tell you in secret, very recently I really wanted to answer the commentators on questions about myself. You know, attempts are made so clumsily to find out something that seems to be a not very important issue ... Where are you walking, what do you see out of the window, with whom you know personally why you remain a patriot of independent Ukraine, when you have to be at least pro-Russian for the Russian edition. At least in order to please the readers ...
So I live at home. Walking the streets. Very much I love the Mariinsky Park and VDNH, yes. And from the window I have a very good view. Personally familiar with many people and cockroaches, a variety of views. I remain a patriot because not a rat, but a cockroach. And cockroaches do not run from a sinking ship. Or chest in crosses, or head in the bushes. This is about us. Sorry, that is not an actor. Roles play is not taught. I write and say what I consider necessary, Just because I think so.
Yes, about the fact that they caught me and took me by the genitals. I after all, dear search engines and analysts of those offices that really want to talk with me, from the Soviet. This is what I was taught. They taught to be a cockroach. Dodge sneakers. As you can see, they taught well. Not like they teach today.
Dear readers, friends and foes! Do not confuse patriotism and idiocy. These are different things, such as comparing a millionaire clown in the status of “The King of Russian Variety” (they sneaked with Tarakanushka when they saw Phil under this nickname), and in fact cheap plywood and a clown of Ternopil or Saratov circus burnt through the years.
Here is the carpet - this is patriotism and love for the circus. Well, Kirkorov ... In short, I hope you understand the essence of my comparison.
What I write for the Russian audience does not at all mean that I, as a “king of variety”, have to become just a “star” for big money. No, I'd rather heartache laugh a couple of hundred real people. And I will show them what is interesting, what is true in Ukraine. And to arrange a clowning on the theme “everyone is idiots there,” I'm sorry, I will not. Because, as you can see, there are enough dirty places in Russia.
By the way, there, in the photo in the provocation article, was not Belgorod. But the truth is where it is said that everywhere you can find both black and white.
Honestly, sometimes I feel like a member of the Paralympic Games. Why? There are also olympiads in mathematics, physics, chemistry, and other sciences. And then they gathered the humanities at the Paralympics in physics, and everyone around us admire our courage. Straight Ukraine "in section".
Here I take my godfather. He is the salt of the land of Khmelnytsky, the root of the oak, in which Shevchenko rested when he walked through Ukraine. Well, yes, such a little overlooked. But - an indicator.
The godfather Mykola has a car. Well, it was, more precisely. "Opel combo." And once there something broke. Finger, if specifically. And Mykola took the engine and disassembled it. Well, to fix it. And then he quit, well, it wasn’t up to the car, there’s such a thing in Ukraine that started spinning, which isn’t the engine. And from the TV to the Internet.
A couple of years the engine disassembled lay in the yard, then Mykola moved it to the garage. And another four years stood. And now he has decided, it means that he is again on the move. And there ... In the cylinders rust rust nozzles, all in the dirt. Judge for yourself, I quietly hurt.
And to Mykola, if only the hryvnia. Rzhu, then clean up, collect, pour out the oil, give a neighbor tractor driver, and he will adjust the diesel, if that. If you're lucky…
And if it does not work, I ask? And if it does not work, I will go to the disassembly and buy another engine. Kum, I say, you have been rubbing it with an iron brush for a month already, you’ll clean it of rust, you would have already, if you skip 1 and go straight to the backup version. Not? Not. So not in our opinion, so not interesting. And what if it works? How much money can you save?
Here we really have a lot that way. From private residence to the Rada and the president.
Many people today ask me about what we expect from a new president. I will answer honestly. Nothing! One thing is clear. Ukraine has changed. I do not understand how, but changed. Ukrainians have changed, I have changed, even Vyshivanok has changed.
Although not. Probably it will be more correct. We expect it to not get any worse. We are like an ant farm. Under the glass. It would be desirable, of course, to become better. We'll see. And since we are under glass, then everyone will see.
In this regard, I will only tell you one thing. See how Hydrant servants with posts rushed across Ukraine. And how a mortal battle with the new future president Rada comes out. There will be more fun.
Further part of the notes for thoughtful. For those who want to understand. How much we talked about our way to western civilization. Have come. I now speculate a little. I think it will be interesting to you too. Just because it concerns Russia too. Maybe not to the extent that it showed up in our country, but it concerns.
Have you ever wondered why events like our Maidan, though not so bloody, occur today in quite developed and rich countries. In France, how many bugs are they? How much is the system fighting with Trump? And Ukraine ... We acted like an old Odessa joke. "Sarah, why did you hit Abram with an iron? Why, you know, the gloves were not at hand ..."
It so happened that in most developed countries (including, by the way, Russia), the people began to see a strange situation. The leadership speaks of the people, but at the same time really lives in some other world. A world where there are no borders, where they drink champagne for tens of thousands of dollars, where children of political opponents are friends and study in a foreign university.
In a world where deputies elected by the people, presidents, chancellors, prime ministers, they quite well get in touch with the oligarchs, with the bankers, with the shadow, even the criminal leaders. Interesting such a symbiosis. A symbiosis about which I am absolutely sure of this, many have thought more than once. How? Why did those who just tore the vest for the people suddenly become a nasty bribe taker?
I hope those who believe that for great Ukraine, political technologists have come up with some super-intelligent technologies for electing presidents, no. Alas, we are not so great to invent something for us. The poorest European country ...
Let's look around. Where else did they choose Zelensky? Oh, hello, Europe! Who is driving in Paris with us? Macron? And who was he before being elected president of France? How old is he in politics before his election? Lot? And his party? Also one of the oldest in France?
Okay. Maybe there is an exception. And what is there in the most democratic country? Who is Trump before his election? Outstanding leader of his party? Or one of the money bags that simply maintained its own lobby? I'm not sure that even among party members he was known to everyone.
I think you understand where Tarakan tends. This is our future president in the original. They were elected in many respects exactly on the same mood as Zelensky. On "yes they all went." On the "already got freaks." On the "roll them all head off."
Now I understand why I'm funny? Why am I waiting for developments with interest? And why don’t I give a damn about what the Rada and other “former” deputies are trying to do today? In Ukraine, laws, no matter who makes them, are mobile enough. We are like a king from a fairy tale. "My word is stronger than peas. He gave it himself, took it back himself." Both passed the law and canceled.
Or, I will reveal to you a secret, looking at the dances of the Rada and the attempts to make our Zelensky their Queen Elizabeth, that is, an incapable political doll for everything, many openly talk about Maidan.
By the way, here I just want to say - go. Not for the hryvnia, but quite the opposite, for myself. For what is bald they will disturb us there? We chose Zelensky, whatever he was (and it is also not clear which one), but this is our choice.
I'm wondering now, who did we choose? Ukrainian Trump or Ukrainian Macron? Vladimir Aleksandrovich will be blown away and will become a “macron” or start breaking the system and become a “tramp”. So far, judging by the silence and demonstrative departure for a holiday in Turkey, Ze plans to "show her teeth." I feel that soon we will witness new election battles. In the parliament to choose "representatives" is necessary.
And I am glad, if it is much muddled, the people really will show their teeth. I already showed you the “attempt at writing” of the National Corps and the National Guard, remember? In-from ... With them, everything will begin. And then the rest will catch up, clearly in accordance with the above postulates, especially “already got, freaks”.
Time will tell. But if Rada goes to fight for himself, then we will go for his choice. And we'll see who wins.
Okay. Enough about politics. You are interested in and just life. This is what ordinary Ukrainians lead. If we talk about the state of Ukrainian society today, one word is enough - sowing. In the villages, of course, sat global. After all, the agrarian superpower, woodlouse mum of our leaders. And for everyone else - our dacha is everything.
Well, as expected, we have another increase in fuel prices. And immediately on the hryvnia. Interesting, yes? Russia's sanctions will (if they will) be valid from June 1, in my opinion, and prices have risen today.
And oil for some reason from Russia has become unsuitable for use. Although the Belarusian cockroaches told me that they have already suitable oil went. In short, not life, but a song.
"Spill it up, coni,
That kick lie down.
And I will go to the garden of greenery,
In the garden krinichku dig. "
But for us, it's the little things. Who needs to go, he will pay for fuel and go. And the one who has no money for gasoline, let him sell the car. And then drive through Kiev is impossible. Not the European capital, but some Asian Moscow.
By the way about Moscow. Well, you kicked our authorities with your passports in the republics! I recently heard a proposal from one deputy (he, by the way, then posted it on his website) to begin distributing Ukrainian passports on Red Square.
Presented this picture. The Russians turn for our passports. I'm not laughing. If some T'mutarakan's passports were handed out at us at Bankova, I would have taken it too. For fun. Type a souvenir of memory is not clear what.
Well nothing. Pavel Klimkin said that such actions are called "passport occupation". I now wonder, but the second passport, that I have, also from the occupiers? Not from Russia, of course, from one of the EU countries, but invaders? Are Poland, Romania, and Hungary occupied too?
We and the meeting of the Security Council require convening. And we will introduce sanctions. Regular. Only here I have a question. Why can not reasonably respond to such actions? Like, we have no discrimination for the citizens of Ukraine in the Donbas. We pay pensions, accept children to Ukrainian schools and universities, we save social benefits. We fight only with terrorists.
It's disgusting to even write about it yourself. Even about the sanctions. We all here have long understood that any sanctions are very “improving” our lives, and not the lives of those against whom we impose them.
But European parliamentarians look even more nasty. Well, how can one remain "anti-Russian", if those who have been handing out the passports of their countries to us for quite a long time vote on the "passport occupation" of Russia?
Honestly, I have a more and more desire to join not the EU, but some Asian-Pacific or African union. There are at least really equal going. Together, every creeping crap is eaten or by political opponents ...
I waited for Ze to say on this. In Turkey, we could not find him. Disguised somewhere. But the head of his headquarters, Dmitry Razumkov spoke. I will not comment, just quote. For understanding people, this is enough. And for others, I do not write.
Here I posted a quote and thought. Why do some people cause me a persistent rejection. Why, when talking with some of our politicians, a thought arises in the brain about some artificiality of the words of the interlocutor. You know, I think I found the answer!
If a person thinks in Ukrainian and speaks Move, then it looks natural. You must admit that you quickly understand that there is not a native Russian in front of you, even when a person speaks perfect Russian. But a person who thinks in Russian, mentally translating words into movu, looks funny. Here is the case. Thinking on the move spoke in Russian ...
You know, I always liked unconventional thinking. People with such thinking are few. Most of humanity is "steam locomotives". Prut on the rails of life wherever these very rails are laid. And consider that they are free. Or, like an ant, it blows on a plate in a circle, thinking (well, the ants do not think, this is me for comparison), which is exactly north.
I will tell you for fun the point of view of a friend of my friend on ... pills. Have you ever wondered why there is a strip in the middle? The traditional explanation is trivial. In order to reduce the dosage by two or four times.
Incorrect answer.
The correct Ukrainian explanation is. Tablets are often bitter and disgusting to drink. So, for those who do not want to drink pills voluntarily and created special pills with a slot for a screwdriver. Insert the pill where mothers babies put thermometers to measure body temperature, and screw in slowly. Before the desire to eat medicines, not drinking water.
Well, it's time and the honor to know. Those who read my notes long enough probably remember my prediction for my country. Alas, he has not changed yet. But the prospects remain. And I have to go to the godfathers, Mayday has not been canceled! Skewers, ear of a rooster (if we don’t catch fish), vodka and other spring joys.
What and all of you I wish. Spring is the same. It's time to open the season. Smile, no matter what! Will live!
Greetings to you, dear friends. Greetings and love. Well, here it is, it's time for the holidays. And at the same time it's time to make decisions. In general, we have to make some decisions - this is the type of national sport now. We accept, and then ... And then either we do not, or we compensate. But I will show you even my example of my godfather.
Especially since at Easter and further gulbishchi, following the example of our new future president, I dumped from Kiev.
It is clear that Zelensky to Turkey, well, I’m much closer, but I feel it is no less soulful. Maybe without any yachts and extravagances ... Although, relatives still have that "all-exclusive" on Easter. And even more so when spring ...
I will tell you in secret, very recently I really wanted to answer the commentators on questions about myself. You know, attempts are made so clumsily to find out something that seems to be a not very important issue ... Where are you walking, what do you see out of the window, with whom you know personally why you remain a patriot of independent Ukraine, when you have to be at least pro-Russian for the Russian edition. At least in order to please the readers ...
So I live at home. Walking the streets. Very much I love the Mariinsky Park and VDNH, yes. And from the window I have a very good view. Personally familiar with many people and cockroaches, a variety of views. I remain a patriot because not a rat, but a cockroach. And cockroaches do not run from a sinking ship. Or chest in crosses, or head in the bushes. This is about us. Sorry, that is not an actor. Roles play is not taught. I write and say what I consider necessary, Just because I think so.
Yes, about the fact that they caught me and took me by the genitals. I after all, dear search engines and analysts of those offices that really want to talk with me, from the Soviet. This is what I was taught. They taught to be a cockroach. Dodge sneakers. As you can see, they taught well. Not like they teach today.
Dear readers, friends and foes! Do not confuse patriotism and idiocy. These are different things, such as comparing a millionaire clown in the status of “The King of Russian Variety” (they sneaked with Tarakanushka when they saw Phil under this nickname), and in fact cheap plywood and a clown of Ternopil or Saratov circus burnt through the years.
Here is the carpet - this is patriotism and love for the circus. Well, Kirkorov ... In short, I hope you understand the essence of my comparison.
What I write for the Russian audience does not at all mean that I, as a “king of variety”, have to become just a “star” for big money. No, I'd rather heartache laugh a couple of hundred real people. And I will show them what is interesting, what is true in Ukraine. And to arrange a clowning on the theme “everyone is idiots there,” I'm sorry, I will not. Because, as you can see, there are enough dirty places in Russia.
By the way, there, in the photo in the provocation article, was not Belgorod. But the truth is where it is said that everywhere you can find both black and white.
Honestly, sometimes I feel like a member of the Paralympic Games. Why? There are also olympiads in mathematics, physics, chemistry, and other sciences. And then they gathered the humanities at the Paralympics in physics, and everyone around us admire our courage. Straight Ukraine "in section".
Here I take my godfather. He is the salt of the land of Khmelnytsky, the root of the oak, in which Shevchenko rested when he walked through Ukraine. Well, yes, such a little overlooked. But - an indicator.
The godfather Mykola has a car. Well, it was, more precisely. "Opel combo." And once there something broke. Finger, if specifically. And Mykola took the engine and disassembled it. Well, to fix it. And then he quit, well, it wasn’t up to the car, there’s such a thing in Ukraine that started spinning, which isn’t the engine. And from the TV to the Internet.
A couple of years the engine disassembled lay in the yard, then Mykola moved it to the garage. And another four years stood. And now he has decided, it means that he is again on the move. And there ... In the cylinders rust rust nozzles, all in the dirt. Judge for yourself, I quietly hurt.
And to Mykola, if only the hryvnia. Rzhu, then clean up, collect, pour out the oil, give a neighbor tractor driver, and he will adjust the diesel, if that. If you're lucky…
And if it does not work, I ask? And if it does not work, I will go to the disassembly and buy another engine. Kum, I say, you have been rubbing it with an iron brush for a month already, you’ll clean it of rust, you would have already, if you skip 1 and go straight to the backup version. Not? Not. So not in our opinion, so not interesting. And what if it works? How much money can you save?
Here we really have a lot that way. From private residence to the Rada and the president.
Many people today ask me about what we expect from a new president. I will answer honestly. Nothing! One thing is clear. Ukraine has changed. I do not understand how, but changed. Ukrainians have changed, I have changed, even Vyshivanok has changed.
Although not. Probably it will be more correct. We expect it to not get any worse. We are like an ant farm. Under the glass. It would be desirable, of course, to become better. We'll see. And since we are under glass, then everyone will see.
In this regard, I will only tell you one thing. See how Hydrant servants with posts rushed across Ukraine. And how a mortal battle with the new future president Rada comes out. There will be more fun.
Further part of the notes for thoughtful. For those who want to understand. How much we talked about our way to western civilization. Have come. I now speculate a little. I think it will be interesting to you too. Just because it concerns Russia too. Maybe not to the extent that it showed up in our country, but it concerns.
Have you ever wondered why events like our Maidan, though not so bloody, occur today in quite developed and rich countries. In France, how many bugs are they? How much is the system fighting with Trump? And Ukraine ... We acted like an old Odessa joke. "Sarah, why did you hit Abram with an iron? Why, you know, the gloves were not at hand ..."
It so happened that in most developed countries (including, by the way, Russia), the people began to see a strange situation. The leadership speaks of the people, but at the same time really lives in some other world. A world where there are no borders, where they drink champagne for tens of thousands of dollars, where children of political opponents are friends and study in a foreign university.
In a world where deputies elected by the people, presidents, chancellors, prime ministers, they quite well get in touch with the oligarchs, with the bankers, with the shadow, even the criminal leaders. Interesting such a symbiosis. A symbiosis about which I am absolutely sure of this, many have thought more than once. How? Why did those who just tore the vest for the people suddenly become a nasty bribe taker?
I hope those who believe that for great Ukraine, political technologists have come up with some super-intelligent technologies for electing presidents, no. Alas, we are not so great to invent something for us. The poorest European country ...
Let's look around. Where else did they choose Zelensky? Oh, hello, Europe! Who is driving in Paris with us? Macron? And who was he before being elected president of France? How old is he in politics before his election? Lot? And his party? Also one of the oldest in France?
Okay. Maybe there is an exception. And what is there in the most democratic country? Who is Trump before his election? Outstanding leader of his party? Or one of the money bags that simply maintained its own lobby? I'm not sure that even among party members he was known to everyone.
I think you understand where Tarakan tends. This is our future president in the original. They were elected in many respects exactly on the same mood as Zelensky. On "yes they all went." On the "already got freaks." On the "roll them all head off."
Now I understand why I'm funny? Why am I waiting for developments with interest? And why don’t I give a damn about what the Rada and other “former” deputies are trying to do today? In Ukraine, laws, no matter who makes them, are mobile enough. We are like a king from a fairy tale. "My word is stronger than peas. He gave it himself, took it back himself." Both passed the law and canceled.
Or, I will reveal to you a secret, looking at the dances of the Rada and the attempts to make our Zelensky their Queen Elizabeth, that is, an incapable political doll for everything, many openly talk about Maidan.
By the way, here I just want to say - go. Not for the hryvnia, but quite the opposite, for myself. For what is bald they will disturb us there? We chose Zelensky, whatever he was (and it is also not clear which one), but this is our choice.
I'm wondering now, who did we choose? Ukrainian Trump or Ukrainian Macron? Vladimir Aleksandrovich will be blown away and will become a “macron” or start breaking the system and become a “tramp”. So far, judging by the silence and demonstrative departure for a holiday in Turkey, Ze plans to "show her teeth." I feel that soon we will witness new election battles. In the parliament to choose "representatives" is necessary.
And I am glad, if it is much muddled, the people really will show their teeth. I already showed you the “attempt at writing” of the National Corps and the National Guard, remember? In-from ... With them, everything will begin. And then the rest will catch up, clearly in accordance with the above postulates, especially “already got, freaks”.
Time will tell. But if Rada goes to fight for himself, then we will go for his choice. And we'll see who wins.
Okay. Enough about politics. You are interested in and just life. This is what ordinary Ukrainians lead. If we talk about the state of Ukrainian society today, one word is enough - sowing. In the villages, of course, sat global. After all, the agrarian superpower, woodlouse mum of our leaders. And for everyone else - our dacha is everything.
Well, as expected, we have another increase in fuel prices. And immediately on the hryvnia. Interesting, yes? Russia's sanctions will (if they will) be valid from June 1, in my opinion, and prices have risen today.
And oil for some reason from Russia has become unsuitable for use. Although the Belarusian cockroaches told me that they have already suitable oil went. In short, not life, but a song.
"Spill it up, coni,
That kick lie down.
And I will go to the garden of greenery,
In the garden krinichku dig. "
But for us, it's the little things. Who needs to go, he will pay for fuel and go. And the one who has no money for gasoline, let him sell the car. And then drive through Kiev is impossible. Not the European capital, but some Asian Moscow.
By the way about Moscow. Well, you kicked our authorities with your passports in the republics! I recently heard a proposal from one deputy (he, by the way, then posted it on his website) to begin distributing Ukrainian passports on Red Square.
Presented this picture. The Russians turn for our passports. I'm not laughing. If some T'mutarakan's passports were handed out at us at Bankova, I would have taken it too. For fun. Type a souvenir of memory is not clear what.
Well nothing. Pavel Klimkin said that such actions are called "passport occupation". I now wonder, but the second passport, that I have, also from the occupiers? Not from Russia, of course, from one of the EU countries, but invaders? Are Poland, Romania, and Hungary occupied too?
We and the meeting of the Security Council require convening. And we will introduce sanctions. Regular. Only here I have a question. Why can not reasonably respond to such actions? Like, we have no discrimination for the citizens of Ukraine in the Donbas. We pay pensions, accept children to Ukrainian schools and universities, we save social benefits. We fight only with terrorists.
It's disgusting to even write about it yourself. Even about the sanctions. We all here have long understood that any sanctions are very “improving” our lives, and not the lives of those against whom we impose them.
But European parliamentarians look even more nasty. Well, how can one remain "anti-Russian", if those who have been handing out the passports of their countries to us for quite a long time vote on the "passport occupation" of Russia?
Honestly, I have a more and more desire to join not the EU, but some Asian-Pacific or African union. There are at least really equal going. Together, every creeping crap is eaten or by political opponents ...
I waited for Ze to say on this. In Turkey, we could not find him. Disguised somewhere. But the head of his headquarters, Dmitry Razumkov spoke. I will not comment, just quote. For understanding people, this is enough. And for others, I do not write.
"In fact, this is recognition of the Russian Federation. If they said in the Crimea that they occupied it, they call this annexation a return to their homeland, then at the moment they confirm the procedure for obtaining Russian citizenship that they are the aggressor country in this process."
Here I posted a quote and thought. Why do some people cause me a persistent rejection. Why, when talking with some of our politicians, a thought arises in the brain about some artificiality of the words of the interlocutor. You know, I think I found the answer!
If a person thinks in Ukrainian and speaks Move, then it looks natural. You must admit that you quickly understand that there is not a native Russian in front of you, even when a person speaks perfect Russian. But a person who thinks in Russian, mentally translating words into movu, looks funny. Here is the case. Thinking on the move spoke in Russian ...
You know, I always liked unconventional thinking. People with such thinking are few. Most of humanity is "steam locomotives". Prut on the rails of life wherever these very rails are laid. And consider that they are free. Or, like an ant, it blows on a plate in a circle, thinking (well, the ants do not think, this is me for comparison), which is exactly north.
I will tell you for fun the point of view of a friend of my friend on ... pills. Have you ever wondered why there is a strip in the middle? The traditional explanation is trivial. In order to reduce the dosage by two or four times.
Incorrect answer.
The correct Ukrainian explanation is. Tablets are often bitter and disgusting to drink. So, for those who do not want to drink pills voluntarily and created special pills with a slot for a screwdriver. Insert the pill where mothers babies put thermometers to measure body temperature, and screw in slowly. Before the desire to eat medicines, not drinking water.
Well, it's time and the honor to know. Those who read my notes long enough probably remember my prediction for my country. Alas, he has not changed yet. But the prospects remain. And I have to go to the godfathers, Mayday has not been canceled! Skewers, ear of a rooster (if we don’t catch fish), vodka and other spring joys.
What and all of you I wish. Spring is the same. It's time to open the season. Smile, no matter what! Will live!
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