Notes of the Colorado Cockroach. In the future - as in the pool
Hello, all lovers and admirers of a sober and uncomplicated glance in the direction of Ukraine! I wish you to be further soberly looking, and most importantly - soberly thinking. Because I read your media on Monday and came down in a righteous recovery from what fell on me.
That's how my cockroach said - a fool of a fool, he found where to climb. Say thank you cows don't fly.
In general, do not read the yellow pages in the morning. The fact that modern human journalism has been somewhat lately doesn’t go to bedbugs, and so it stinks. But why did yours need to rewrite the worst of what we have tormented? I do not understand from the bottom of my heart.
I will tell you honestly that he is still the sower of the rational, kind and eternal, but I do it honestly at least. Not for fat. Although ... looking, of course, how much fat will be at stake.
But since the fat is now really mute, I will explain to you for the elections honestly and with a sense of humor borrowed from the neighbors.
Because now the slogan "We will live!" Is more relevant than ever. Moreover, never in stories Square Ukraine, he was not so relevant! Here!
I looked, looked at your reaction to us, and I want to correct something. You do not understand, due to a certain difference, some moments.
You are there at home. In Russia, everything is pretty cash and rich, one might say. Until. And we, if you believe your media (and you can believe in it), not so much. And this is right, it is, so to speak, in a European way, a fact is evident. In our opinion if - fuck on the snout. But the essence does not change completely.
What is the basis of welfare and political stability? That's right, you have a ruble, we have a hryvnia. That is two rubles. Or a piece of a dollar the size of a stamp on an envelope. Not the point.
But the bottom line is how many hryvnias in a single wallet can fit within one month. Well, here, too, as anyone. Who is counting in the millions, who is in the hundreds of thousands, who in the thousands. So, if we are talking about us, about the people, then the people very much welcome the appearance of sudden hryvnias in his wallet.
I am now ready to put a quarter of my pension, that you are all the same, only in rubles.
Now tell me, if you have all the politicians of a goon in Russia, then why should we be equal to you in this? We do not have everything. No, in fact - yes, but still financially - from time to time no.
You rightly, some media noted that people were invited to the hryvnia to the same dispute of Ze and the Hydrant. More precisely, as many as four hundred.
Yes, what about that? No, we would have gone, even if we had to give money for this show ... Well, let's say, within reasonable limits. Well, hryvnia 20-50, that is, a normal set of snacks to the existing bubble.
But in general, a ticket to the stadium show Ze-Hydrant cost 1 a penny. No seriously! Moreover, Zelensky bought half of the tickets and distributed it to all his supporters. And who was quick and bought a ticket, this penny ... was returned!
And to those who generally wanted to attend, both sides paid 400 hryvnia. In general, compared with the Maidan, this is a bit today. The hryvnia from 2014, the year did, of course, to the fullest. But nevertheless, to have 400 hryvnia and not to have - in total it will be 800. Strange arithmetic, but if it is expressed on a graph, then between -400 and + 400 will be exactly 800 units.
That is the kind of cockroach mathematics.
By the way, if anyone is interested. As the Hydrant has arranged to itself farewell, all of you already know.
Some people broke off there too, but seriously, those who said goodbye wondered how they didn’t bark at something like “Yes, for sure!” Instead of “After a year!”. Well, you realized that after the disgraceful lost elections there is a sense of slightly hryvnia poprizhat. And while there was no inauguration, the Hydrant is still a Hydrant, that is, the commander-in-chief.
So for the most part the fans who were grateful to the Hydrant were played by our servicemen. Nothing played like that, right? And all is well - and the Hydrant, finally lubricated, and vsushnym, walked around Kiev.
In a year he will return, aha ... Dreamer. Not after that.
No, of course, if I could so burst into the neck of my tank, I would not be such a fiction city. I would have outdone our Henry Lyon Oldie and let the spouses Dyachenko naked around the world!
But neither health nor the gold reserve so much to plump at Pan Targan is mute. Therefore, we have exactly what we have and not a liter more.
Now, of course, let's talk about the elections.
Well, actually, we're great, right? Many, I'm sorry, in this world have not dreamed of such peremogi! So take, and put the president, who absolutely did not want to leave ... In short, envy, the Russians.
And in white. Black envy is not necessary. Of course, I understand that you will not have a choice in 2024 either, but this is a common occurrence. We had a choice here. And we made it. And anyone will say it to you, they made it intelligently.
You can talk for a very long time on the topic (and your media say) that we did everything wrong again. Clown chosen.
Well, by and large yes, a clown. But you also twice voted for the merry fellow. Which, under the drunken dancing, miraculously did not bring you to the final. Or maybe he brought that for the final the clown Boriska was cooking for you, that is the question.
The fact that the whole world amused your soul clown president. Still remember.
As for our ... You know, we'll see. Ze has many qualities for which he can be respected right now. From our point of view.
He does not plump like Poroshenko. He is not a sectarian, like Turchinov. Jew? So what? But he certainly knows how to negotiate for normal gesheft. But most importantly, you know what the Ukrainians like? He is responsible for the market! Unlike the fat cat that you have there near Moscow.
And most importantly - Zelensky did not promise the Ukrainians! That is why so many people voted for him! We have already learned from our tasteless experience that the more we are promised, the more we talk about taking care of the common people, plans to turn the life of that nation into a paradise ... The less they follow later!
However, you have everything in the same way, is not it? We are moving parallel roads. You promised not to touch the price of gasoline, food, utilities? And for us! You promised not to raise taxes and excise taxes? And for us! You promised not to touch the retirement age? Well, yes, we were exchanged for a type of visa-free, we were diluted with a tomos and ... And Peter Alekseevich played in the political trash. And we stayed with the same pension as you. With the same bare ass.
So let it be in terms of experiment (and we have experimented with any kind of power, starting with Kuchma) at least once at the helm of power a person who did not promise absolutely nothing will try to visit!
Did not promise? And ok. But the feeling that the next president was Hydrant will not.
Perhaps you are crazy, you have one person 20 years taxis. But we, because of our naivety, believe that every new person will try to do something like this. In any case, it’s no worse than waiting for the same person to fulfill his promises, isn’t it?
And our Zelensky ... What if? He is a man of extraordinary behavior. I don’t know how Putin will feel if Ze suddenly bangs (as promised) publicly in front of him on his knees. But really he will be able to do it himself, and Ukraine, for the sake of which he will ottle such a thing, if he doesn’t catch ecstasy in full force, then for the most part he will surely see plenty.
Well, this is for our sake ... But the moment may turn out to be hoo.
In addition, for some reason, we are not completely embarrassed by the acting essence of Zelensky. And what, Reagan was an actor? And nothing like that. Arnie? Which Schwarzenegger? Did it happen that way too? Boris, who is Yeltsin? Well, he was such a lover.
In general, our new president will be quite able to become the third in this company. Professional political actors.
The main thing now, when we talk about the presidents, not to confuse. Vladimir Vladimirovich is on everyone’s lips, and here is also Vladimir Alexandrovich ... It may turn out to be ugly.
Maybe just now, in my own way? Vladimir-73 and Vladimir-76? Your way anyway turns out better. Your second round is not needed, but you have slightly different choices.
You know, Ukraine reminded me a bit these days ... 2014 year!
But not in terms of violence, we somehow all got used to it, that Petya was everything, and there were no stormy expressions. Well, yes, all Petro - bring a bucket.
The people basically had some such moods, like, here, now (well, in a year or two) let us go! Roads will do, pensions will be raised, benefits will be returned, thieves will be planted ... And so on. Only here the phrase "In vain, perhaps, we stood on the Maidan" was replaced by "In vain, perhaps, we voted for him."
It is clear that for Zelensky. It is clear that for good reason. And with the hope of profit and a bright tomorrow.
But here we have one phrase walking (one of your authors has already dragged it into his article), “Zelensky - hope without a future, Poroshenko - a future without hope”.
Here it best illustrates the true state of things.
Poroshenko freaked out a lot. I did not stop the war, I finally broke out the Russians and the Ukrainians and much more. But what I voiced is above the roof. So yes. Hope - wait for things to change for the better.
Well, we have it. Yes, and you also have such a feature.
That is, in fact, all that I wanted to say about our choices and our hopes. The main thing that gave us these elections is faith and confidence.
No, not in a bright tomorrow, and not in the fact that Zelensky will be a super president. It's not about that. He can be any. How can.
We believed that neither money nor administrative resources could change the will of the people. And we, this people, have made our choice. It is difficult to say now how successful our choice is, the main thing is that we threw this goat out of our garden. And it is precisely this event that we are most pleased about.
Worse than what Poroshenko prepared for us, we cannot imagine for now. What do you mean? So, we will live!
That's how my cockroach said - a fool of a fool, he found where to climb. Say thank you cows don't fly.
In general, do not read the yellow pages in the morning. The fact that modern human journalism has been somewhat lately doesn’t go to bedbugs, and so it stinks. But why did yours need to rewrite the worst of what we have tormented? I do not understand from the bottom of my heart.
I will tell you honestly that he is still the sower of the rational, kind and eternal, but I do it honestly at least. Not for fat. Although ... looking, of course, how much fat will be at stake.
But since the fat is now really mute, I will explain to you for the elections honestly and with a sense of humor borrowed from the neighbors.
Because now the slogan "We will live!" Is more relevant than ever. Moreover, never in stories Square Ukraine, he was not so relevant! Here!
I looked, looked at your reaction to us, and I want to correct something. You do not understand, due to a certain difference, some moments.
You are there at home. In Russia, everything is pretty cash and rich, one might say. Until. And we, if you believe your media (and you can believe in it), not so much. And this is right, it is, so to speak, in a European way, a fact is evident. In our opinion if - fuck on the snout. But the essence does not change completely.
What is the basis of welfare and political stability? That's right, you have a ruble, we have a hryvnia. That is two rubles. Or a piece of a dollar the size of a stamp on an envelope. Not the point.
But the bottom line is how many hryvnias in a single wallet can fit within one month. Well, here, too, as anyone. Who is counting in the millions, who is in the hundreds of thousands, who in the thousands. So, if we are talking about us, about the people, then the people very much welcome the appearance of sudden hryvnias in his wallet.
I am now ready to put a quarter of my pension, that you are all the same, only in rubles.
Now tell me, if you have all the politicians of a goon in Russia, then why should we be equal to you in this? We do not have everything. No, in fact - yes, but still financially - from time to time no.
You rightly, some media noted that people were invited to the hryvnia to the same dispute of Ze and the Hydrant. More precisely, as many as four hundred.
Yes, what about that? No, we would have gone, even if we had to give money for this show ... Well, let's say, within reasonable limits. Well, hryvnia 20-50, that is, a normal set of snacks to the existing bubble.
But in general, a ticket to the stadium show Ze-Hydrant cost 1 a penny. No seriously! Moreover, Zelensky bought half of the tickets and distributed it to all his supporters. And who was quick and bought a ticket, this penny ... was returned!
And to those who generally wanted to attend, both sides paid 400 hryvnia. In general, compared with the Maidan, this is a bit today. The hryvnia from 2014, the year did, of course, to the fullest. But nevertheless, to have 400 hryvnia and not to have - in total it will be 800. Strange arithmetic, but if it is expressed on a graph, then between -400 and + 400 will be exactly 800 units.
That is the kind of cockroach mathematics.
By the way, if anyone is interested. As the Hydrant has arranged to itself farewell, all of you already know.
Some people broke off there too, but seriously, those who said goodbye wondered how they didn’t bark at something like “Yes, for sure!” Instead of “After a year!”. Well, you realized that after the disgraceful lost elections there is a sense of slightly hryvnia poprizhat. And while there was no inauguration, the Hydrant is still a Hydrant, that is, the commander-in-chief.
So for the most part the fans who were grateful to the Hydrant were played by our servicemen. Nothing played like that, right? And all is well - and the Hydrant, finally lubricated, and vsushnym, walked around Kiev.
In a year he will return, aha ... Dreamer. Not after that.
No, of course, if I could so burst into the neck of my tank, I would not be such a fiction city. I would have outdone our Henry Lyon Oldie and let the spouses Dyachenko naked around the world!
But neither health nor the gold reserve so much to plump at Pan Targan is mute. Therefore, we have exactly what we have and not a liter more.
Now, of course, let's talk about the elections.
Well, actually, we're great, right? Many, I'm sorry, in this world have not dreamed of such peremogi! So take, and put the president, who absolutely did not want to leave ... In short, envy, the Russians.
And in white. Black envy is not necessary. Of course, I understand that you will not have a choice in 2024 either, but this is a common occurrence. We had a choice here. And we made it. And anyone will say it to you, they made it intelligently.
You can talk for a very long time on the topic (and your media say) that we did everything wrong again. Clown chosen.
Well, by and large yes, a clown. But you also twice voted for the merry fellow. Which, under the drunken dancing, miraculously did not bring you to the final. Or maybe he brought that for the final the clown Boriska was cooking for you, that is the question.
The fact that the whole world amused your soul clown president. Still remember.
As for our ... You know, we'll see. Ze has many qualities for which he can be respected right now. From our point of view.
He does not plump like Poroshenko. He is not a sectarian, like Turchinov. Jew? So what? But he certainly knows how to negotiate for normal gesheft. But most importantly, you know what the Ukrainians like? He is responsible for the market! Unlike the fat cat that you have there near Moscow.
And most importantly - Zelensky did not promise the Ukrainians! That is why so many people voted for him! We have already learned from our tasteless experience that the more we are promised, the more we talk about taking care of the common people, plans to turn the life of that nation into a paradise ... The less they follow later!
However, you have everything in the same way, is not it? We are moving parallel roads. You promised not to touch the price of gasoline, food, utilities? And for us! You promised not to raise taxes and excise taxes? And for us! You promised not to touch the retirement age? Well, yes, we were exchanged for a type of visa-free, we were diluted with a tomos and ... And Peter Alekseevich played in the political trash. And we stayed with the same pension as you. With the same bare ass.
So let it be in terms of experiment (and we have experimented with any kind of power, starting with Kuchma) at least once at the helm of power a person who did not promise absolutely nothing will try to visit!
Did not promise? And ok. But the feeling that the next president was Hydrant will not.
Perhaps you are crazy, you have one person 20 years taxis. But we, because of our naivety, believe that every new person will try to do something like this. In any case, it’s no worse than waiting for the same person to fulfill his promises, isn’t it?
And our Zelensky ... What if? He is a man of extraordinary behavior. I don’t know how Putin will feel if Ze suddenly bangs (as promised) publicly in front of him on his knees. But really he will be able to do it himself, and Ukraine, for the sake of which he will ottle such a thing, if he doesn’t catch ecstasy in full force, then for the most part he will surely see plenty.
Well, this is for our sake ... But the moment may turn out to be hoo.
In addition, for some reason, we are not completely embarrassed by the acting essence of Zelensky. And what, Reagan was an actor? And nothing like that. Arnie? Which Schwarzenegger? Did it happen that way too? Boris, who is Yeltsin? Well, he was such a lover.
In general, our new president will be quite able to become the third in this company. Professional political actors.
The main thing now, when we talk about the presidents, not to confuse. Vladimir Vladimirovich is on everyone’s lips, and here is also Vladimir Alexandrovich ... It may turn out to be ugly.
Maybe just now, in my own way? Vladimir-73 and Vladimir-76? Your way anyway turns out better. Your second round is not needed, but you have slightly different choices.
You know, Ukraine reminded me a bit these days ... 2014 year!
But not in terms of violence, we somehow all got used to it, that Petya was everything, and there were no stormy expressions. Well, yes, all Petro - bring a bucket.
The people basically had some such moods, like, here, now (well, in a year or two) let us go! Roads will do, pensions will be raised, benefits will be returned, thieves will be planted ... And so on. Only here the phrase "In vain, perhaps, we stood on the Maidan" was replaced by "In vain, perhaps, we voted for him."
It is clear that for Zelensky. It is clear that for good reason. And with the hope of profit and a bright tomorrow.
But here we have one phrase walking (one of your authors has already dragged it into his article), “Zelensky - hope without a future, Poroshenko - a future without hope”.
Here it best illustrates the true state of things.
Poroshenko freaked out a lot. I did not stop the war, I finally broke out the Russians and the Ukrainians and much more. But what I voiced is above the roof. So yes. Hope - wait for things to change for the better.
Well, we have it. Yes, and you also have such a feature.
That is, in fact, all that I wanted to say about our choices and our hopes. The main thing that gave us these elections is faith and confidence.
No, not in a bright tomorrow, and not in the fact that Zelensky will be a super president. It's not about that. He can be any. How can.
We believed that neither money nor administrative resources could change the will of the people. And we, this people, have made our choice. It is difficult to say now how successful our choice is, the main thing is that we threw this goat out of our garden. And it is precisely this event that we are most pleased about.
Worse than what Poroshenko prepared for us, we cannot imagine for now. What do you mean? So, we will live!
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