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Notes of the Colorado Cockroach. Gopnik, Semki and Russian view of Ukraine

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Greetings to you, dear readers! I greet you on behalf of all members of the club of mysterious people. This I mean, sometimes, reading smart comments from smart people, I remember one conversation. It is in this very club.


- Excuse me, is this really a club of mysterious people?
- Who knows, who knows, dear ...

Why did I start like this? And everything is simple. Guys, don't try to be smarter than yourself. In the words of my commander in the army: “You are young, stupid and have not seen big ones ...” Well, I hope the bulk of it is clear from the very beginning.

Let us assume that I have realized my own vile essence and will now show you what you really want to see.

Of course, all those photos that I showed are fake. The Security Service of Ukraine and the Ministry of Internal Affairs release only beautiful girls on the streets. They are all employees of these departments. Disguised. And the streets especially for my shooting sweep. And behind my back there are crowds of fascists from nursery to marasmic age and jump, shouting "Moskalyaku to Gilyak"!

In short, today there will be notes that Russians want to see in Ukraine. To calm your heart.



Because the photo will be not only mine, but my friends. Let's just say from the support group. From various places. You are not very interested in the real life of my country in describing who lives in this country. Today you will see "real journalism."

In short, today I will act as a doctor-optometrist. Healer from God. Almost 100 percent cure for patients. I remembered the phrase he said to me after the first reception. "Well, sick, we will bury you ..."

Presented my reaction? And he has such a good face ... Like Count Dracula from American cinema. Or Chubais.

He probably saw my reaction and continued in a stern voice: “No, no. We will not hurry. Let's start with eye drops. Bye ... ”Kind-hearted man. Drops I, of course, prokapal. But more on reception to him did not go. Improved his statistics. Cured, it means.

So it is here. Show, you know, life without embellishment! Natural this ... muzzle! As befits an honest and impartial organism, which can find dirt everywhere.







Well, our situation has escalated to the limit. Including because of the reaction to our elections from abroad. Our ataman chiefs simply cannot understand what, after all, the owner wants. Or the owners. Under whose direction will we go to a brighter future? Who will give the money "for reform"? Who will command NATO fleet in the Sea of ​​Azov?

Recently I heard the performance of the Hydrant on the radio. You know, there are situations when the radio remains the only type of media available to the user. In short, I sit in a traffic jam and listen. And heard. The hydrant openly said that he would not give up power in any case and was ready to start a war with "Putin's agents." Almost confirmed my prediction of events. Burning barn - burn and hut ...







The period of fecal movement in our country has passed into the phase of personal confrontation of candidates. And it is funny to look at the "corners", from where this very analysis rushes. Here, just yesterday, Hydrant and Ze staged a market swearing live on the 1 + 1 channel. In the style of 95 quarter. I can not help telling you.

First threw a piece of feces Hydrant. Gracefully, if you do not turn on the brain, threw it. "I, Mr. Vladimir, with the permission of the presenter, invite you to the debate today in this studio ... Today and here!"

In the boy so. In the best traditions. "What are you doing, kid? Not at all, don't you move your horn? Rowing up, I’m just killing your horns." Well, beautiful! Especially when you know that the enemy is going to France at this time. To Macron, to talk "for life."

The return pipe flew in the same style. It seems, "there is no bazaar, right now the shoes will be cleaned of the Paris dust and 19 are waiting for the arrow on the NSC Olimpiysky. No, Ze said a little more cultured, but in fact ..." Nobody will put our team in position. And now I finished! 19 April at the Olympic NSC. Point. Goodbye".









Meanwhile, defectors continue to appear on the Ukrainian-Russian border. Not from us to you, these are perfectly legitimate to you, but from you to us. It is understandable. We already understand that the strong should always give the best of everything. Anyway, will take away themselves. And you have already forgotten. So your policemen are running towards us. To a fair distribution of material goods.

In short, two policemen from Rostov-on-Don ran over to us. From the persecution of Putin’s totalitarian regime, they fled. Just think, spread the spread of drugs in Rostov through a network of pharmacies. Just think, the narco was beaten half to death. This is a drug addict. Not a human.

In short, we now have two more qualified Interior Ministry officers. Fighters against drug addiction from Russia.









By the way, did you notice a metamorphosis in your own life? Remember, in youth, sleep was perceived simply as the need to rest before new accomplishments. Another amorous campaigns, fun company, going to the beach or to the sauna. It turned out that in a dream you seemed to fall out of reality. Eight hours lost for life ...

And now? Over time, going deeper into what is happening around, you begin to perceive sleep as a boon. He fell asleep and seemed to fall out of this terrible reality for eight hours. The body gives you a break to restore nerve cells in a world where you can do everything. And it all depends on you. Eight hours of good life ...

True, there is another way. One that the entire civilized world attributes to you. Russian world goes to nirvana with the help of alcohol. Civilized by drugs. Ukraine is moving by leaps and bounds to civilization. So we decided to close another loophole for the Russian world.

In short, everything! Drink your own disinfectants now! We refuse the drug "Ethanol 96"! That same alcohol. We will disinfect marijuana. "We are talking about" Ethanol 96 ", a solution for external use 96% 100 ml, series 051016. Produced by LLC Kilaff, Ukraine."

Someone else doubts that Ukraine is not Russia? Then I will tell you ... about you. The fact that the Rada of Ukraine is engaged in hell knows what, indisputably. They sit there as in an aquarium, and sit. The only bad thing is that people are sometimes remembered. Then really nothing good to wait for. And you?

Gentlemen, Russians, start en masse to change to bicycles or horses! Are you law-abiding citizens? And on the nature of the cars leaving. To the water on the machines make your way. And the car wash on the beaches. And the sand, on these very beaches, is all directly saturated with oil, which flows from the engine of your washbasin of the 2016 model of the year.

What, I "jumped off my mind"? Well no. This is your Duma adopted such a law. To not get closer to the water than on 200 meters! I haven’t been in Russia near the river for quite a while, there is one, but it has been postponed in my memory that the roads in places of rest just go along the rivers. Meters in 20-30 from the coast. And there are no more roads! Particularly pleased with the item on roads with hard surface. Live smartly, the Russians. Straight Germany some. All - cook 4500 rubles for breaking the law. Although I would have been imprisoned for ten years for such an attitude to nature.

Only now it is not clear, were you allowed to collect branches in the forest or not? And then in Germany in the forests boring. Cleaner than in our city parks. Do you have the same in the taiga? Or maybe this is a fake of our propaganda. I do not want to dig. Just asked and that's it.

And yet, I'm sorry, but it turns out that, according to your law, I am struck by the stupidity of your summer residents. Don't you understand that if you fry kebabs in your own summer cottage, you can make a big fire? And you will remain in the ashes. Do you think you should take care of this? Special law to accept?

In short, "kebabs" and other "flat-cutters", the fence will no longer save you from the wrath of the state! Prepare 3000 rubles from each nose as an educational measure to prevent fires! But it seems to me that for most people it will be easier to cook the bats with lard and crack in the dry bones of nature in a dry bread. Your laws! Taken by your Duma!

Interestingly, they probably communicate with ours via a closed channel. And they participate in capitalist competition, who will come up with some kind of law. We are clearly losing so far.









You reproach us that we are entangled in three pines. We want the best, but it turns out everything is like a urologist, who decided to cut the tonsils. And who are your rulers? Taking these laws here? You have many rivers and lakes, where you can relax without breaking the law?

Perhaps, you together burn down a grass in the spring? And do not pick up trash in the forest at the end of your picnic? Maybe you really have such cars that you can’t let it out on the road because of the ecology? Who is the most litter - a family on a picnic or a KamAZ with industrial waste in the nearest fishing line?

There will be burned. There will be those who litter. Were, is and will be. It's like our inadequate with torches and softened brains. Those same 10%. But the rest is normal! The rest of the people! And they act humanly. Brought a package with food. Carry a bag of trash. This is normal for a person.

Of course, all these inspectors, inspectors, district police officers and others "in office" are grateful to your Duma for such laws. Now you can family on some "cottage from the grandfather" in six hundred square meters on nehilye money to dissolve. Or a grandmother for burning old leaves on their own site. But for most of you, I’d like to see when you’ll carry trash 200 meters into your car. Or put the bags in the bushes?

Although what I mean. Today is the time when most concepts are turned upside down. Whether upside down, or from head to toe. Have you noticed that today it has become fashionable to exhibit your own stupidity, lack of education or nearness for show? On the whole, so to speak, the Internet? “What did the author want to say here?” How can a simple man in the street understand all the letters and syllables that these hacks bring down on them? You chew us, put it in your mouth, push it all into the stomach with your hand. And there we are ... But you push on your stomach a little bit, the author, do not force us to recycle ...

Have you noticed the panic in Estonia? Not from yours tanks and airplanes. About the fear of a Russian attack on Estonia, even jokes are not composed. Panic from the great ukrov! We are worse than you. The leader of the Conservative People’s Party of Estonia, probably, put on his pants from fear of us.

This chud, as it seems, was called Estonian in Russia in the Middle Ages, hid behind us, those who came to work for them. We also have refugees from Ukraine! We have no place for Asians! Got a game. Now we will settle these swamps. It is scary to live at home, and there Europe While we are there a little. But nothing, on the Baltics we just have enough. Martin Helme, the one whose disarray with his pants just cries:

"In the case of Ukraine, we cannot close our eyes to the fact that many of them are Russians from the east of Ukraine, the Russian-speaking community. We have a lot of Russian-speaking people here, and if we continue to import them, we will soon find ourselves as Estonians outnumbered. It’s not okay, and I’m not interested in doing business differently! "


Probably, this Martin also reads "IN". This is me about the article of your authors about closing the border for Ukrainians. Do not believe it, but we have a lot of reprints on the Internet. And most ... support the authors! Not because it is true that they agree. Just because such a move by Russia can sober up our leadership. And then you say one thing and do another. Or money does not smell? Your kindness, neighbors, reminds of a good dog lover who stops the tail with a pet in small parts. To accustom to the idea of ​​a short tail.

Probably, it's time to talk about something really fun. Only for Russians. Ukrainians have forgotten how to laugh at such things. You know, like in the movies. One on the screen fell down the stairs, rolled somersaults and fell into a cow cake. Everybody laughs. In addition, who just got into this cake.

So, in the village of Khlebodar, Odessa region, masked unknown persons made a daring robbery. They entered the agricultural enterprise. They tied up the guard and ... They took tons of sunflower seeds, fertilizers and toxic chemicals! To be honest, from the memory of my stormy youth, I thought that seeds are necessary for okhmureniya our beauties.

Then really thought. Okay, ozmuril. We sat on the bench. Tried hay in the hayloft. And what's next? Apply toxic chemicals for sweeping after hay? Brrr. Or, on the contrary, fertilizers to feed? The prospect is also not pleasant. Something oddityans Odessa.

But they were normal people just recently. In February, broke into the house. Beat the master. Forced to say where the hryvnia are. Robbed. Classic! In March ... They broke into the house. Tied up man. Threatened his wife and three children, the youngest 3 of the year. They took 500 000 hryvnia and left. But they did not take toxic chemicals!

As my friend from Odessa said: “It’s necessary to throw it out. He took it and died in the midst of universal health.” And this is Odessa. And they tell me in all seriousness. No risk? I just start to like you guys. But as a person, not often, but who is in Odessa, I will inform you in confidence - you will not hear anything like that there now ...

Delving into photos that were not included in my previous notes, I saw a few photos that you definitely will not find in Russia. This is a photo of our mayor. Yes, Kiev mayor Vitali Klitschko. Do you expect Tarakan to tell another joke about the mayor's vocabulary? About his linguistic delights? Not. Today I will not.

Today is about something else. Do you know that our Vitaly goes to work by bicycle? Not for photojournalists or advertising of healthy lifestyles. Just because he likes it. Many times I saw this rather amusing picture. Klitschko is surrounded by ... one small-sized security guard (compared to the protected one, of course) rolls through Kiev streets.



Or the mayor of the capital of Ukraine runs surrounded by the same guard 10 kilometers on a half marathon. So together and fled. This athlete with the face of a boxer who is looking for an opponent, and a guard who was thinking about the finish and going to the cafe. In the center of the capital and among the heaps of armed ATO veterans.

Interestingly, is there a mayor in Russia who, like this, with one security guard, goes to work by bicycle among the city’s population who loves his love? No, i guess. There are no heavyweight boxers among your mayors. Although, as I have learned, Putin’s former guards are at least four. Themselves now under the protection and defense live.

By the way, I received an answer to the question that tormented me long ago - who is stronger? Boxer or representative of martial arts?

Boxer is definitely stronger. Therefore, it can be like this, without fear of anyone, to roll around Kiev, easily go into cafes and talk to people. Maybe a little naively counting on a full understanding, but nonetheless. And these representatives of the eastern martial arts for the movie "cue" scream much. How was it in the poem, remember? "With a cry ..."

Now someone will say: "No, look at this patriot at my expense." And rightly say. Because now I will talk about Kharkov. More precisely, about how Kharkiv citizens relate to the new heroes of Ukraine. In the center of the city, in the Youth Park, a monument was erected to the heroes of the UPA. And so cleverly established that no one could spoil. In 100 meters from the Kiev district police department.

Notes of the Colorado Cockroach. Gopnik, Semki and Russian view of Ukraine


Think it helped? Some vandals, hello to the guys from the Law Academy and the "Giant", threw a monument to garbage. Moreover, they whispered to me in secret, at the very top someone passed the tests. As our candidates for hydrants. Their photographers bag covered. In my artistic taste, vandals are not to blame. Monument and the truth looks like a trash ...

We, especially in this period of accelerating the understanding of misunderstanding stories, decommunized 52 thousands of place names. I did not think - Vyatrovich. “As a result of decommunization, a lot has been done: 52 has thousands of place names, 987 settlements have been renamed. More than 2,5 thousands of monuments to the leaders of the totalitarian communist regime have been dismantled, most of them are monuments to Lenin.

Think everything? We have no monuments left? Think we calm down? Naivety is one of the Russian traits. You believe in what you really are. And we must believe in what can be. In short, we will now fight not with communism, but with colonialism!

As our Vyatrovich said: "We are clearly talking about the aggressor country, which uses its imperial past in order to restore its influence on Ukraine." I now wonder, we will dig the subway? Or DneproGES disassemble? The pipe will definitely be. Anyway soon will not be needed ...

Lyrical is a digression. Especially for those who now begin to say that we are barbarians. We, yes, barbarians. I admit. One side. On the other - diligent students and your younger brothers. Studied and repeated for you, nothing more.











Well, how? Remember? Moscow, Lipetsk, Zelenograd ... Well, we just surpassed our teachers.

Relaxed? And I will "mobilize" you again. Are you aware that Russia is becoming the main space again? Is this your main cosmonaut, Dmitry Rogozin? So, nothing from myself, everything from Roscosmos.

The whole world knows that the ISS is coming Station Station in 2024. I have exhausted my station resource! But not for you. Your Rogozin says ... that the station is not completed! You will finish building what is already "over" to 2028 of the year! Three modules there prisobachite. It is planned to launch at least three more modules - the MLM module (a multifunctional laboratory module, also known as "Science"), the nodal module with docking nodes, and the science and energy module (NEM), which will provide the Russian segment with a sufficient amount of electricity.

I remember that Russian is all on the shoulder or on the knee? But then what? Jules Verne, along with the Strugatsky brothers:

"We want to create an external board at the station after the withdrawal of the MLM module, maybe after the withdrawal of the NEM, to work on satellites to treat them. If we make a base from the Russian segment of the ISS for developing new solutions, the crew automatically becomes an engineering team, and the entire the project gets a second wind. "


Ah yes Dmitry, ah yes Pushkin ... God forgive me, Alexander Sergeevich. Imagine, Colonel Ivanov is collecting a satellite in orbit. In apprentices lieutenant colonel Petrov and major Sidorov. Moreover, due to his youth, Sidorov flies periodically on the Soyuz to Baikonur for tools and spare parts. In the event that on Earth again the storekeeper in Progress did not put it.

One pleases. You, dear and dear friends of my heart, are lucky. And no luck at the same time. We have a lot of hearts. I had a heart attack, but alive. Until...

Imagine, I come recently (when I last rode to the godfather) to the South Station. And stumble ... on the head! Huge such, three meters high. From perforated metal ... And you know, all around say that this is Gogol's head! I, in my stupidity, did not recognize the classics. But people will not lie. In short, a heart attack. This, like his, myocardium.



I asked mine what kind of ... work of art? It turns out that Gogol’s head was made of perforated metal for a performance at the opening of the festival in 2008, artists Alexey Nuzhny and Vitaly Sedorenko. More than 10 has been developing its own layer of festival mythology around the head.

This year, the group of fastovsky artists Colo team, led by Anton Shompeli and Alexander Kharchenko, reborn the installation specifically for Gogolfest in Mariupol. Now let's see if the Republicans will survive. I will secretly advise the veterans from Mariupol to take a little bit. Need to save people.









Well, I think today all my opponents are excited. I re-educated. Became almost non-Russian. Inside He retrained from an employee of the Rada and the Security Service of Ukraine to an employee of the Duma and the FSB. And what, the water supply is the same everywhere. Even pipes are everywhere in inches.

To you, those who have a head for thinking, and not for hair and food, my next wishes of happiness and love. The main thing is love. There will be love, and everything else will appear. The enemy is afraid of us, while we look into his eyes with contempt and a grin. Will live!

PS Thanks to ours from Russia for the provided photo materials. I think no one noticed the substitution. And the views of the Russian modern cities fully correspond to the wishes of the readers.

Do not be offended, wishing to see Ukraine the way your media draws it. It is exactly the same as your Russia, you just go over the corresponding angle. Everywhere, if desired, you can find dirt, mountains of garbage, the homeless in the garbage, and so on. Confident on 146%.



Let's look at reality honestly and objectively. Sincerely.
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  1. Victor jnnjdfy
    Victor jnnjdfy April 15 2019 05: 19 New
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    The author is trying to prove that the Russians are no better than the Ukrainians, and the Ukrainians are no worse than the Russians. Everywhere feces.
    The bulk of Russians look at Ukraine as a large circus arranged by patients on the territory of a mental hospital. And they, the Russians, do not need to prove something from the arena. We just look at you and your circus, Ukrainians. Especially in the 90s, everything was very similar to what you just arranged at home. Even alcoholic presidents.
    1. Siberia 75
      Siberia 75 April 15 2019 06: 00 New
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      My Ukrainian counterparts, even positively inclined towards Russia, constantly have some kind of resentment, in the sense that Russia has missed something, overlooked it, and disliked it. But at the same time, they are all so independent. Decide, who are you? Otherwise, Europe is already whining and begging
      1. Evil543
        Evil543 April 15 2019 07: 58 New
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        Who offended the cockroach? Either they cleaned chitin, or squeezed their paws, or maybe the upcoming elections will affect
        1. Mestny
          Mestny April 15 2019 12: 46 New
          +3
          No one offended him.
          His smooth ride into our brains did not work - so he freaks out.
          I tried so hard and so. He talked about the "hydrant" and the borscht.
          And as soon as I began to blow the first notes of the famous Ukrainian melody about evil and ungrateful us - so it immediately began to fly in.
          Quietly while blowing, so it quietly and flies.
      2. Baloo
        Baloo April 15 2019 13: 06 New
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        [/ quote] [quote = Siberia 75] My Ukrainian counterparts, even those who are positively disposed towards Russia, constantly have some kind of resentment, in the sense that Russia did not supply something, overlooked it, did not like it.

        Throughout its history, Russia drove the hordes of Tatariongol, then Poles, then Swedes, French and Germans. Now we are fighting Islamic terrorists and naglosaksami. Geyroppa doesn’t count, these gophers are extras in the plans of the evil hegemon-USA. Ukrainians have such a fate, all the time under someone. Hence the mentality: mine, dark, Ukrainian night, salon to hide. I would like to hope that there are more sensible Ukrainians as an author than banderlogs.
        Notice, the author began to offend our comets. Let's be careful.
        1. NEOZ
          NEOZ April 16 2019 10: 47 New
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          Quote: Balu
          Notice, the author began to offend our comets. Let's be careful.

          maybe this author touches us with his comparisons / conclusions?
          1. Baloo
            Baloo April 16 2019 10: 53 New
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            Quote: NEOZ
            Quote: Balu
            Notice, the author began to offend our comets. Let's be careful.

            maybe this author touches us with his comparisons / conclusions?

            I'm not there. He is right, in any Russian city you can find places where the leg of a municipal official has not gone before. Yes, the flea market drove almost everywhere into beautiful stalls, stalls, which affected prices.
            The author cannot be called indifferent to the misfortune of his country. At such a time, the main thing is not to fall under the distribution. On our site there are other Ukrainians and non-Ukrainians with the tacit consent of this country in this state.
    2. loginovich
      loginovich April 15 2019 07: 55 New
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      Quote: Victor Jnnjdfy
      We just look at you and your circus, Ukrainians. Especially in the 90s, everything was very similar to what you just arranged at home. Even alcoholic presidents.

      nevertheless, it’s funny for you and without a circus. We would sometimes look at your performances and you might not have raised your retirement age and you would not need garbage reform.
    3. Evil543
      Evil543 April 15 2019 08: 02 New
      +8
      The difference is that they can come to us, but we cannot request
    4. svp67
      svp67 April 15 2019 12: 25 New
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      Quote: Victor Jnnjdfy
      The author is trying to prove that the Russians are no better than the Ukrainians, and the Ukrainians are no worse than the Russians. Everywhere feces.

      Well, at the expense of feces, it’s too much what you have, what the author has. But will you argue that the Russians and Ukrainians are still ONE people? In vain. This is the case
  2. Retvizan 8
    Retvizan 8 April 15 2019 05: 34 New
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    Well, since again about Russia and Ukraine ...
    I watched the Parashenkovsky rally, which he organized near the "Olympic" and when he saw how he was dancing, I realized into whom the soul of Boris Yeltsin had moved, the same clownery one to one.))
  3. 72jora72
    72jora72 April 15 2019 05: 42 New
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    And the Cockroach then burned ....... even began to be rude laughing
    Why did I start this way? And everything is simple. Guys, don't try to be smarter than yourself. As my commander in the army said: “You are young, stupid, and have not seen big ones ...”
    ... So everything is correct in the comments they write. Yes, and there is no need to constantly separate Russians and "Ukrainians" (there is no such nation), I am telling you this as a resident of the glorious city of Lvov.
    1. BAI
      BAI April 15 2019 09: 26 New
      +2
      By the way, for Lavrov - you’ll even write just one first word and already a warning, if not a ban. And here is the frank policy of double standards of moderators.
      1. akunin
        akunin April 15 2019 10: 32 New
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        Quote: BAI
        And here is the frank policy of double standards of moderators.

        "You are young, stupid and have not seen big ..."
        if at the expense of this, then how much the affected side, I support at 100% laughing
  4. Oleg123219307
    Oleg123219307 April 15 2019 06: 10 New
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    I do not like to write answers, greetings and other comments, the specialty is not mine, but it’s reluctant to become all-knowing divan war, but I can’t resist here. I have been reading your articles for a long time, and I have never seen in them attacks on the people, this or that, or even the readership. Until recently. And then answers to sharp comments began to appear in articles, and it’s okay in the key `` keep within the framework '', so no, answers in the style of `` Yes, you are all the same, if not worse. '' We are the same. Ludi. We do not believe it, we know it no worse than you. I do not live in Moscow and not in St. Petersburg, but still in one of the most comfortable cities in the country - Krasnodar, but here you can, with due desire, make a mess of everything. From being a large developed beautiful city to a taxi drowned last week in a pit, striking interest holders and exactly the same inscriptions about drugs. But this does not mean that now it is impossible to live in my city or, on the contrary, everything is cool and blissful. It only means that everyone has both their problems and their successes. I constantly read on the Internet on the sites of the Ukrainian media, in the diaries of Ukrainian bloggers, just in discussions on the forums `` let the Muscovites die '', `` the aggressor country '', `` interference in all the affairs of the world '' ... And the farther the worse. In response, and sometimes just in the face, too, everything flies, but here's what's funny, well, I have not seen massive calls on the Internet to come to Ukraine and cut out all the great ancient ukrov there, there is talk about helping Donbass, there is banter about the Crimea and the war which we never showed up, but I saw and heard a lot of calls to seize my native Kuban and `` deal with the traitors '', including a miracle at the official Ukrainian level ... I’m even wondering who we managed to betray. Probably ataman Shkuro. We did not betray the Motherland in due time, such creatures, we must put us in our place and teach the mind to reason. I have many friends who came from Ukraine, now there are a lot of them here. So these comrades live here, these same people are no worse, but no better than us, they live at our place, and they do not want to pour mud and mud on us and this house. I will not say that everything, but 75-80 percent for sure. And I, so it was necessary, I have to communicate with hundreds of people at work, so I think the sample is representative. What now, should I write articles on the Internet denouncing, blaming or putting in place the Ukrainian people? Sorry, I do not consider myself entitled to do this. I’m just wondering why you decided that you had such a right in relation to my people? You know, for the most part, my friends are not interested in Ukraine. Conversations are proceeding according to the principle `` when will they calm down there already and we will be able to live as before in human terms. '' Moreover, by "they" is meant not the people but the authorities. But Ukrainians that live here, that the people of Russia are watered on the Internet. We are teaching you to live, we are not letting you go to Europe, we’ve taken over half of the country and tomorrow we’ll take the rest ... And through all this the refrain `` Yes, you are not better than us, if not worse. '' Your article really reminded me of this style. If you want to put in place several commentators who have gone too far, do it targetedly, reasonably and in a case. Do not pour dirt on everyone and everything indiscriminately.
    1. asar
      asar April 15 2019 07: 42 New
      +5
      Well said! good
      1. vladcub
        vladcub April 15 2019 17: 28 New
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        I have nothing to add: Oleg and you, my friend asar, said everything. The only thing I can add is: because, moderators forgive me, Idiots who think suffering people as an ass.
    2. Cube123
      Cube123 April 15 2019 08: 03 New
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      Oleg, thanks for your comment. I would only like to add that much of what is happening now in Ukraine comes from the strongest inferiority complex. Trying to rise by sinking another in the mud is the lot of weak, not very smart people who suffer from a huge inferiority complex. And the problem of Ukraine now is mainly of an internal nature. There are insoluble contradictions within society itself. In the third season "Servant to the People" there is a very strong scene in which an attempt is shown to bring Western and Eastern "Ukrainians" to the negotiating table. Right there: not a single positive thought, everything is based on the strongest emotions and is saturated with fierce hatred for each other. This is the real problem. People within the same country hate each other.

      Thanks to the cockroach! I always get a charge of positive emotions precisely from the presentation style, despite the general sadness from the events described.
      1. Antares
        Antares April 15 2019 20: 14 New
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        Quote: Cube123
        In the third season "Servant to the People" there is a very strong scene in which an attempt is shown to bring Western and Eastern "Ukrainians" to the negotiating table. Right there: not a single positive thought, everything is based on the strongest emotions and is saturated with fierce hatred for each other. This is the real problem. People within the same country hate each other.

        4 series like. WHEN 28 countries instead of one. And everyone does not love each other.
        This is always so - one feature is enough and hostility can be warmed up. And just need to be able to speak and listen to each other. Without emotions, just listening. We are all different and all the same.
        As you recall, the negotiations failed to unite the country. Just a need. And an example.
    3. BAI
      BAI April 15 2019 09: 33 New
      +9
      The author slides down to the level of an ordinary village squabble, of the lowest kind, when the guilty party does something nasty to someone and immediately accuses the victim of doing such nasty things to him, although the victim did not do it. If we remember that now in Ukraine there is a dominance of "villagers", then the transition to the debatable method of the Seluk becomes natural and understandable.
    4. Russian jacket
      Russian jacket April 15 2019 14: 16 New
      0
      Well said .... hi
    5. Lekov L
      Lekov L April 15 2019 15: 46 New
      +5
      The author rolls on the level of the usual rustic squabbles

      That's all! Just a clarification - the author has not slipped to the level .. the author simply slipped ... to his own level. And this is sad, this is a verdict - in spite of the "Colorado" patriotic color, you cannot erase a cockroach from it with dichlorvos. I'm waiting for cons hi
      I do not like to write answers, greetings and other comments, the specialty is not mine, but it’s reluctant to become all-knowing divan war, but I can’t resist here.

      Countryman and namesake - how are you right! We got ... and what? Easier from this Krasnodar became? In the morning, the neighbor is screwing ho ... Ukrainian numbers on a new Ford Transit:
      - Why did you twist them at night?
      -And suddenly the glass is broken.
      -And they beat you at home?
      -Is always!
      -We have parking lots?
      -Never...
      This is the way to behave and we will have glasses broken, maybe it’s already time, otherwise I’ve heard a lot here from Square, not yet affected, but already suffering and demanding compensation.
      Something they are not heard in the Pskov, Arkhangelsk, Kostroma provinces and in the Komi ASSR, apparently in the absence.
      (I can’t be heard there either, but I left my health there and I don’t hide in Krasnodar - I live on my own).
      Sincerely, colleagues ... soldier
    6. fox_rudy
      fox_rudy April 15 2019 18: 58 New
      0
      Mon Cher, you underestimate yourself. Great comment! In the case, and, reasonably!
      1. fox_rudy
        fox_rudy April 15 2019 19: 01 New
        0
        Already written a lot, this is for Oleg
  5. anakost
    anakost April 15 2019 06: 13 New
    +5
    >> I guess no one noticed the change.
    Why, in Lipetsk, there was no dismantling of the declared monuments.
    1. widower
      widower April 15 2019 07: 42 New
      +3
      Quote: anakost
      Why, in Lipetsk, there was no dismantling of the declared monuments.

      I don’t remember that either. Lenins both stood and stand ... request
    2. BAI
      BAI April 15 2019 09: 37 New
      +7
      Demolition of the monuments and renaming of the streets were carried out mainly in large cities, where there is a sufficient layer of fat-lounging loafers who have nothing to do. In small towns where people are busy surviving, they did not demolish monuments or rename streets.
      1. mult-65
        mult-65 April 15 2019 18: 10 New
        0
        We in Belgorod and demolished and rearranged and renamed. The city is not large. laughing
      2. Grim Reaper
        Grim Reaper April 15 2019 23: 23 New
        +1
        Quote: BAI
        Demolition of the monuments and renaming of the streets were carried out mainly in large cities, where there is a sufficient layer of fat-lounging loafers who have nothing to do. In small towns where people are busy surviving, they did not demolish monuments or rename streets.

        surprisingly, in Yekaterinburg somehow passed, well, the city was renamed, a couple of streets and all. winked But in general .... even the Sverdlovsk region, and no one especially demolished the monuments. And good. And we still have Lenin Ave., st. Lunacharsky and, oh horror!, Dolores Ibarruri. :) And dozens left over from Soviet times. It's probably not the size of the city?
        1. Cube123
          Cube123 April 16 2019 08: 58 New
          0
          Quote: Grim Reaper
          It's probably not the size of the city?

          Of course not. It depends on the country. Have you ever paid attention to the behavior of a pet that has no other way to get food than to beg for it from its owner? The behavior strictly depends on how hungry the animal is. So is the behavior of the authorities. If a country is independent, then the government pays more attention to the needs and aspirations of its own people. If the country is dependent, then the efforts of the authorities are mainly aimed at "wagging the tail" in front of the foreign owner. In this sense, Russia is now a much more independent State.
  6. Nonna
    Nonna April 15 2019 06: 19 New
    21
    Actually, I, as a Russian and a Russian woman, are completely uninterested in what is happening in Ukraine with those who call themselves Ukrainians from the word at all. The contrast between Russia and Ukraine is completely incomprehensible - like dirt and poverty everywhere, well, we looked objectively, so what? I look objectively when I come from Krasnodar to Sevastopol - 5 years a Russian woman ennobles Crimea, and that devastation of the end and the edge is not visible and another 10 years is necessary to bring Crimea to the level of today's Russia. Hence the conclusion - Ukraine will continue to crumble, impoverish and die out and will not make me suddenly fall in love with this misunderstanding of the suburbs. And the author, you should write shorter, less water, reflection, emotions. I would cut the text by half
    1. Xnumx vis
      Xnumx vis April 15 2019 09: 11 New
      +7
      Quote: Nonna
      I look objectively when I come from Krasnodar to Sevastopol - 5 years a Russian woman ennobles Crimea, and that devastation of the end and the edge is not visible and another 10 years is necessary to bring Crimea to the level of today's Russia.

      Yes . laundering, scrubbing Sevastopol Russia ... There is another misfortune that Russia is delivering from Ukraine to the Crimea-Sevastopol .. Ten hundredths of agricultural land plowed up .. Excellent land was distributed and sold out in Ukraine. The owners are unknown and incomprehensible ... Now they are empty - instead of gardens and vineyards are overgrown with weeds .... Private property! Oh Ukraine, Ukraine ... Destroyed plants, killed roads, uprooted gardens, no medicine, zero education .. .. Drugs are sold in pharmacies .. And you tell us about Russia ..
    2. Grim Reaper
      Grim Reaper April 15 2019 23: 40 New
      0
      Quote: Nonna
      Actually, I, as a Russian and a Russian woman, are completely uninterested in what is happening in Ukraine with those who call themselves Ukrainians from the word at all. The contrast between Russia and Ukraine is completely incomprehensible - like dirt and poverty everywhere, well, we looked objectively, so what? I look objectively when I come from Krasnodar to Sevastopol - 5 years a Russian woman ennobles Crimea, and that devastation of the end and the edge is not visible and another 10 years is necessary to bring Crimea to the level of today's Russia. Hence the conclusion - Ukraine will continue to crumble, impoverish and die out and will not make me suddenly fall in love with this misunderstanding of the suburbs. And the author, you should write shorter, less water, reflection, emotions. I would cut the text by half

      I'm also completely uninterested in what's in Australia. But here what is in Ukraine and what is there in Canada is very interesting to me. Because there are my closest relatives.
      Try to consider from this point of view.
  7. parusnik
    parusnik April 15 2019 06: 53 New
    +7
    And you?
    .... And in our kitchen there is gas and even water supply ... well ... And from our window, Red Square is visible, and from your window, only the streets are a little ... smile
    1. widower
      widower April 15 2019 07: 45 New
      +5
      Quote: parusnik
      ..And in our kitchen there is gas and even water supply- here..And from our window, Red Square is visible, and from your window, only the streets are a little ..

      - And we have a neighbor neighbor, beat my bike yesterday
      - Bicycle nonsense, here's a motorcycle it's DAAAA laughing
  8. Li17
    Li17 April 15 2019 07: 02 New
    13
    Good wound to Pan Targan! What are you somehow sad today, and some kind of style ... but here we have ...., but you are there too. There we were and did something similar, by the way, at that time, you laughed satedly! And now you’ve already dropped to the mavp by topic, but we don’t have fun when such a zoo rides outside. By analogy with your commander, the words of my friend - if I look in your ass, I will find ... (those who understand will understand). As for the stupid laws, there is one good property with us; nobody obeys them. I can immediately personally begin to think about what and how to organize, so that everyone (or rather me ...) would feel good! For example, you can not collect deadwood. It’s easy, on a motorcycle, a dead wood chainsaw on a barbecue, flew up in the evening on a working machine ... But who needs me, especially since the power is optimized and I'm friends with her! Well, about our space, the main thing is that we have it, and you still have (?) Some kind of rocket engines in the capter that no one needs anymore, it seems because of this, the amers rocket crashed? So we are hungry. I watched Poroshenko’s speech, it was clear that the questions were posed, by the way in quarter 95 he was much smarter and better exposed, he really looked like Petrushka, he tried to humor and fool everyone. And about our media. About Ukraine, it’s somehow uninteresting to us, all kinds of talk shows with Kovtun are already tired, in the press there is zero, in nete on the news, too, by the way, but on ukrTV !!! Our GDP leader in all respects! And how much shit you pour on your head (yours!), Handsome! So the colleague Tarakan is very simple, the toilet that you just painted is located at your place, and only your waste is spinning in a cycle, and my whole countryman’s public is in the cesspool and can wave pictures and pieces of paper at our address anytime, to be indignant about Crimea and rejoice that you do not have the ISS ... and generally tell what beautiful girls (advertising of the goods in fact). So thanks, as usual woke up! And the shchob in Odessa is such a thing, rub the sevens with chemistry? Ganba, it’s already dived headlong!
  9. alekc75
    alekc75 April 15 2019 07: 37 New
    0
    the author that anger smothers ??? in Russia, life will be better for Bandera’s people that on the outskirts ever !!
    1. domokl
      domokl April 15 2019 07: 53 New
      +7
      And it seems to me got it already some of us. Hard he of course. We forgot how we were treated very recently. And the photo, according to some signs, is more Russian. Signage on the move did not notice.
      It seems to me. we on the Cockroach will compensate all our discontent with the Ukrainian reality. Hence the reaction. Look at yourself by type. In some ways he is right. Much and we need to bring to mind.
      1. alekc75
        alekc75 April 15 2019 07: 55 New
        +1
        if you get anyway, write normally without rudeness, you can’t leave the site at all and don’t write
      2. NEOZ
        NEOZ April 15 2019 10: 34 New
        +3
        Quote: domokl
        in some ways

        what are the signs? it is 100% Belgorod and the outskirts.
  10. Evil echo
    Evil echo April 15 2019 07: 58 New
    +7
    Looks like he grabbed the Cockroach of something of the dichlorvos fences, that’s it. Like Simonov’s place: ... horses, people, swords, axes, axes mixed in a heap ... There is a strong desire to prove that it’s not they who are maidanut, but we just didn’t have a muzzle. Watch Russian TV less. We are already tired of the dominance of programs about Ukraine. Most people don’t care what you have there and how.
  11. Li17
    Li17 April 15 2019 08: 08 New
    +3
    Quote: Evil Echo
    Looks like he grabbed the Cockroach of something of the dichlorvos fences, that’s it.

    probably not sober!
  12. jonht
    jonht April 15 2019 08: 30 New
    +2
    Thanks, interesting, but not new.
    Yes, the 90s tried to take something away, but the people did not come out to fight with the monuments, they MEMORY, a good or bad other question. That we are the same, all the same people, but the mentality is all the same different, not as much as for example with the Germans, but there are enough differences. And as many correctly noted in the comments, we have more about your power, and you and our power and our people ....
    But here, as they say, "godfather about godfathers ..."
  13. Machete
    Machete April 15 2019 08: 37 New
    15
    Bombed by someone.
    They brought the multi-legged to white heat.
    We don’t need to write about how bad or good we have. We live here and see everything ourselves.
    Took to write about his - write. Whether you want or bomb, take a break.
    He wanted to prick us with the demolition of Lenins.
    After the collapse of the USSR, our young democrats, of course, at first wanted to put down everything that relates to the Communist Party, but thought of it in time.
    In Saratov, on the main square, 40 meters from the regional government, there is a five-story comrade Lenin, poking a finger somewhere. No one demolished him, although in the 90s there was real talk about the demolition and persecution of everything communist. But Lenins in the city both stood and stand. Do not equate your fascism with our dissatisfaction with the authorities. We are resourceful.

    And despite our 90s, we survived thanks to what you do not have: resources. And human and just resources. People wanted to live and work. And the authorities, nevertheless, began to help them in the 2000s.
    You and your circus in the grip of help cannot wait. Neither now nor after.
    1. andrei2911
      andrei2911 April 15 2019 10: 09 New
      +1
      Every day I tell about this to all my friends from the territory of U. Yes, in Russia there were 90s. Yes, we survived them and get out. But we were able to do this thanks to our almost limitless resources. Ukraine stupidly does not have such resources. At the expense of what they get out? So this circus will be there forever ...
  14. fsps
    fsps April 15 2019 09: 02 New
    +1
    Of course, there is a lot from the insane asylum in Russia, not only in Ukraine, but we have at least a head physician in Russia (Vysotsky, Letter to the editors). And if he also hides the plug, as in that song ...
  15. Medvezhya lapa nad Ki
    Medvezhya lapa nad Ki April 15 2019 09: 03 New
    +7
    For two years, the cockroach adopted the state ideology and now carefully this mental stool is trying to suck in under the guise of food for the brain. Some incoherent text, full of resentment. Russia owes you nothing.
    . The Russian world goes into nirvana with the help of alcohol. Civilized with the help of drugs. Ukraine is moving by leaps and bounds to civilization

    In Russia, they have already begun to drink less for a long time, and they roam around the Nirvana by kayaking, bicycles, skiing and other scooters and climbing walls with trampolines and water parks.
    And you go, go to "civilization".
  16. andrei2911
    andrei2911 April 15 2019 09: 04 New
    +8
    In principle, the Cockroach repeated the famous Ukrainian mantra, which has been common since the mid-2000s, when the standard of living in our countries began to rapidly scatter in different directions. It sounds simple - if things are no better in Ukraine than in Russia, then certainly not worse. Ukrainians (both Bandera and Oriental) repeat this mantra daily for themselves as auto-training. The simple question is how can we have the same standard of living, if the PPP GDP in our country differs by almost four times, puts a blockage in the brain in Ukrainians. They simply cannot accept this and live as given that they are 3-4 times poorer than Muscovites. But they left Russia, remember? We will live like a second France, Muscovites zyly our fat. As a result, it turned out that they had eaten fat from Muscovites for three hundred years. Well, how do they accept it, how do they live with it? Therefore, such materials and sketches will be endless. Even when the train service stops in Ukraine due to disrepair (as they say, experts have stayed there for a few years), Tarakanushka will crawl out to the VO and write - bye, you don’t get any better ...)))
  17. Pompomor Lesha
    Pompomor Lesha April 15 2019 09: 07 New
    10
    Good afternoon. I understand your phantom pains in my native Ukraine. You are not used to this situation. The Soviet Union poured enormous money into your republic on production, infrastructure, housing, gas in all houses, including private ones. And then the fourteenth year came, and Ukraine flew to the bottom, at an increasing speed, flew half way, and already like the nineties in Russia. What further with her will only God know. To what I write all this, we had the same infrastructure in the seventies, eighties, and nineties, and we were not used to good then. But you offended Ukrainians have already lived in luxury, and now when they have destroyed everything with their own hands, you are beginning to get naughty. But the bachelor’s end is over, there is no longer the Soviet Union, no one will give money just like that, and everyone has eaten their own. So you rush about painfully, not knowing from Kago to beg for more money. And garbage, homeless people, they are everywhere, in rich America and in China, so don’t worry about it. I wish you all the best that you would not fall to the very bottom, from there you will no longer get out.
    1. NEOZ
      NEOZ April 15 2019 10: 27 New
      +3
      Quote: Pomorpomor Lesha
      And garbage, homeless people, they are everywhere, in rich America and in China, so don’t worry about it. I wish you all the best

      Tarakasha showed pictures from the Russian Federation.
      1. barsuk
        barsuk April 16 2019 12: 44 New
        0
        Do you think there are no such landscapes in Ukraine?
        1. NEOZ
          NEOZ April 16 2019 14: 19 New
          0
          Quote: barsuk
          Do you think there are no such landscapes in Ukraine?

          on what basis did you draw such a conclusion?
  18. Denis Molotkov
    Denis Molotkov April 15 2019 09: 13 New
    -6
    I read the Cockroach, looked at the comments ... How sad. A cockroach shows a beautiful country (I know, I have been there more than once) during its crisis period - and in return about dichlorvos and sober. Sorry for such commentators. Let them remember the proverb about the mirror and the face.
    As for the photo, the first part can be photographed in any city 101 km from the capital, and this is after strict censorship.
    Thanks cockroach
    1. NEOZ
      NEOZ April 15 2019 10: 25 New
      +3
      Quote: Denis Molotkov
      As for the photo - so the first part is possible in any city 101 km from the capital

      this is the Russian Federation ... about Belgorod and the outskirts.
    2. domokl
      domokl April 15 2019 17: 55 New
      0
      I just typed the title of the article. Interesting information dropped out. Old article Cockroach. I didn't look for it. "Notes of the Colorado Cockroach. A View from Kiev to Donetsk". I think she will explain a lot to some
  19. BAI
    BAI April 15 2019 09: 23 New
    +1
    1. Something I don’t remember calls to study Ukrainian dirt.

    2.
    Gentlemen, the Russians, start dropping in droves on bicycles or on horses!

    Well, of course! On horseback handy:
    Three citizens of Ukraine tried to export 800 kilograms of fat from the Volyn region to Belarus. This was reported by the Ukrainian state border service.
    Residents of the Shatsky region, who did not have documents with them, tried to illegally cross the border in two carts, on which there were 28 bags of bacon.


    3. And at the expense of Gogol - in Ukraine some kind of cognitive dissonance. On the one hand - a monument, on the other -
    It is necessary to exclude from all curricula the works of the Russian imperial writer Nikolai Gogol. With this appeal, political analyst Oleg Khavich in his open letter addressed the Verkhovna Rada of Ukraine.

    Khavich urged parliamentarians to supplement the draft law “On the state language” with a section on the prohibition of works by Russian writers having an anti-Ukrainian orientation, reports from-ua.

    First of all, as the letter says, this concerns “the conductor of Russian imperial ideas Nikolai Gogol, who consistently advocated the Russification of the Ukrainian land, which gave birth to him”.
    1. Antares
      Antares April 15 2019 20: 17 New
      0
      Quote: BAI
      political scientist Oleg Khavich in his open letter addressed the Verkhovna Rada of Ukraine.

      a lot of crazy people. And Gogol is the national treasure of Ukraine. It will be difficult to prove that he is "Russian" and get rid of him with your own hands.
      So the proposal will be ignored.
    2. vladcub
      vladcub April 16 2019 18: 51 New
      0
      "Well, of course, horseback riding is more convenient" depending on who: I may be able to (I drove in childhood), but if a person is a native city dweller then ...
  20. Scud
    Scud April 15 2019 09: 37 New
    +3
    When I live or live in a dill gondur., Oh state, I see that Russia envies us with the presence of comedians ... ugh, debates and candidates who in all their glory show tragedy and holes ... that’s what strategy and success are in European zone ... oh-lone.
    Well, everything will download to us and does not pratsyutsya
    It seems the street has already been renamed
    The monument is dropped, under the stairs ...
    Apparently there were no victims in vain
  21. NEOZ
    NEOZ April 15 2019 10: 24 New
    +1
    Tarakasha is a sly one! gives a photo of the Russian Federation for a photo of Ukraine ... subtly troll ... well, nothing ...
    1. andrei2911
      andrei2911 April 15 2019 10: 36 New
      +3
      But where is thin, very greasy. For which he received a shit in the comments ...
    2. vatov
      vatov April 16 2019 11: 41 New
      0
      Yes, and the Law on the Coastline and Access to Water in 2010 must have been looking for a long time. There are many such laws as those cited by the "cockroach" in all countries and they do not work.
  22. VRF
    VRF April 15 2019 10: 38 New
    +1
    The question arose whether the author flew by head from a young man from the so-called an atom who walked with a sledgehammer just now (today's news)?
  23. vitvit123
    vitvit123 April 15 2019 10: 40 New
    +7
    From the beginning it was curious what kind of person ... Now it’s clear - like everyone, their joys, their enthusiasm, their problems, their rotten .., an ordinary person. There is a small incendiary spark in your articles, which at first interested me and someone else, but over time the spark fades, I think you yourself understand this and it becomes a little more difficult to write, there’s nothing to surprise ... Since it’s the same as everyone, human - it’s become more and more common to slip its own, and this is enough for everyone in life, so it’s not so ... Although to each his own. In my opinion, all these republics (Slavic) have a complex (very strong) with respect to Russia, because they are one people, but they live on the outskirts and without a center, they’re trying to prove that everything is better than here. The fact that we are being zombified by TV, you already have a spell! Yes, many TVs don’t watch, with you and people like you, you’re telling the truth, but opinions still don’t agree sometimes, but you’re not lying ....
  24. NEOZ
    NEOZ April 15 2019 11: 52 New
    +8
    that I realized my own vile essence and now I will show you what you really want to see.

    showed a photo of the Russian Federation, well done ... but what is the purpose? why do we need these photos?
    What, I "jumped off my mind"? Well no. It was your Duma that adopted such a law.

    But who knows, who adopted what law ... it does not matter!
    the main thing is the result! - if there are fewer fires, then the result is achieved!
    it’s like a fine for driving while intoxicated, a fine of 500 rubles - 50 dead bodies on the road, a 000 year deprivation of 2 dead bodies ... a profit of 30 lives ... and Twitter about the severity of the deprivation, one breadwinner in the family, and so on. these are the details ... the main thing is 000 lives saved in a year.
    But it’s not clear whether you were allowed to collect branches in the forest or not?

    The Russians do not collect branches in the forest ... because there is nothing! ... in Ukraine they collect branches? what for? )))))))))
    We are clearly losing so far.

    of course! just look at the statistics .... at least measles ...
    You chew us, put it in your mouth, with your hand push everything into the stomach. And there we are ...

    of course ... but how else? we don’t catch up at all !!!!
    Interestingly, is there a mayor in Russia who, like this, with one guard, rides a bicycle to work among the city’s fondly loving population?

    why is the mayor? The GDP has spoken about this - we are not engaged in populism, we are working! ... Klitschko who works? - a cyclist? ... no ... the mayor, well then show what he achieved with his Kiev administration.
    And these representatives of the eastern martial arts for the movie "cue" scream a lot.

    Well, look at the statistics of the Russian Federation since 2000 ... look at what they have achieved ...
    Is this your main cosmonaut - Dmitry Rogozin?

    Our! of course ours! you tell about yours, very interesting!

    PS Thanks to ours from Russia for the provided photo materials. I think no one noticed the substitution. And the views of the Russian modern cities fully correspond to the wishes of the readers.

    Ha! no one fully reads your opus ....
    Do not be offended, wishing to see Ukraine the way your media draws it. It is exactly the same as your Russia, you just go over the corresponding angle. Everywhere, if desired, you can find dirt, mountains of garbage, the homeless in the garbage, and so on. Confident on 146%.

    Well, draw us what it is ... Ukraine ... with numbers, with dynamics, with a comparison with Russia!
    Well, show 146% sameness!
    here I compared the medals of the Olympic Games ... the bill is not in favor of Ukraine.
    Explain why such a difference in medals?
    Yes, and much more, compare ... (mortality / birth rate, GDP, housing, industrial production, etc.) show the same !!!!
    PS
    It’s just envy for you ... you have already given up, and we are still fighting! ...
    1. andrei2911
      andrei2911 April 15 2019 12: 02 New
      +6
      I wrote there above that Ukrainians will never accept or admit that their country is 4 times poorer than Russia. Never. They simply cannot physically do this. They left Russia with the thought "now we will live," but it turned out that it was. Oles Buzina wrote about this perfectly, that even all their Maidans are, in fact, sausage riots. The lower the standard of living compared to Russia, the higher the likelihood of new riots. How is it - we betrayed the fraternal people in exchange for sausage, but there is no sausage ...
      1. Antares
        Antares April 15 2019 20: 20 New
        -1
        Quote: andrei2911
        I wrote above that Ukrainians will never accept or admit that their country is 4 times poorer than Russia. Never. They simply cannot physically do this.

        in the sense? Everywhere and always, Ukrainians recognized that it is poorer. And one of the conclusions is to leave for Russia (sn and life is better).
        At the moment, two times for sure. Well, it was in 4-agree. But the trouble is that the Russian Federation is getting poorer more rapidly, which is not good (if the neighbors get poorer, this is a very serious problem, the turnover is reduced and economic risks arise)
        1. andrei2911
          andrei2911 April 16 2019 07: 09 New
          0
          Well. You are a vivid confirmation. To begin with, GDP per capita PPP is Ukraine 9300 dollars, Russia 29300 dollars. Where do you see the difference in half? She is more than three, as she was. Secondly, only from 2017 to 2018, this figure in Russia grew from $ 27500 to $ 29300. The economy, although growing slowly, is not getting poorer. And the gap is growing again. These are objective facts, IMF estimates. As I say, the enormous difference that exists in real life, not one, even the most adequate, Ukrainian can not accept. The lock turns on ...
    2. BAI
      BAI April 15 2019 13: 16 New
      0
      You can still discuss the new Ukrainian law on housing and communal services.
  25. svp67
    svp67 April 15 2019 12: 27 New
    +2
    First threw a piece of feces Hydrant. Gracefully, if you do not turn on the brain, threw it. "I, Mr. Vladimir, with the permission of the presenter, invite you to the debate today in this studio ... Today and here!"
    In the boy so. In the best traditions. "What are you doing, kid? Not at all, don't you move your horn? Rowing up, I’m just killing your horns." Well, beautiful! Especially when you know that the enemy is going to France at this time. To Macron, to talk "for life."
    Still, Hydrant would not rush, he was horrified to learn that his thesis that hardly any of the European politicians of the highest rank would talk to Zelensky was CREATING. So there was something to make "shells"
  26. Mestny
    Mestny April 15 2019 12: 43 New
    +3
    From the article:
    You are not very interested in the real life of my country in the description of who lives in this country. Today you will see "real journalism."

    You did not understand.
    We are generally not interested in what you have there and how. Who eats from the trash, and who from the golden plates.
    But what your country says and tries to do to us is just interesting.
    And it turns out that all this is a complete set of fascism, mental deviations and Russophobia.
    Against this background, we lose all desire to understand who is good there and who is not.
  27. asp373
    asp373 April 15 2019 13: 21 New
    +4
    Zdorovenka bula, pan Ukrainian. First, I want to pick up on the biography of our, Russian, being. Such a spreading cranberry will not remove even Hollywood. And still dyakoy for reporting on the innovations of our State Duma. The first time I hear, but impressed to the core. And we don’t buy alcohol in pharmacies for a long time. Instead, you have to lick napkins, because alcohol has not been sold in our pharmacies for a long time.
    Pleased and the mayor Klitschok. It is he, it turns out, that he rides 10 km on a bicycle, all of this in a suit, and then all day long he smells underarm sweat and road dust on employees and visitors. Cool. And how does this help to build the Podolsky bridge?
    In general, the best notes, in my opinion. Write more.
  28. sds127
    sds127 April 15 2019 18: 17 New
    +1
    Dust cockroach sniffed? I was drawn to sarcasm .... well, it happens. We survived a similar circus ... in the 90s ... and remained a country. But will the "bloody-blooded" ones again become a country and not a bedding (a girl of moderate behavior) .. .big question. MINUS, bold. For not understanding the difference between clowns and circus spectators. IMHO
  29. vladcub
    vladcub April 15 2019 19: 02 New
    +4
    Either the Vyshevanok Cockroach reprogrammed or was replaced. Who told us with humor about his wife and their miserable life. I, Sailboat or someone else from the comrades, or maybe V.V. so have fun?
    Cockroach, you say that decommunization is coming. I confirm: in the very beginning of the 90s, a certain number of monuments to Lenin were removed from us, cities were renamed in some places, but HISTORICAL names RETURNED: Nizhny Novgorod, St. Petersburg, Yekaterinburg and so on. But thank God there are few idiots and more and more people are adequate
    I have already said once: we have a kind of monkey behavior going on with you. Here BN did not dry out and the life of the people was, God forbid, but you felt "envied" and chose Petrushka. We had that on the lips, though I don’t know what, they kissed the west, and now you have.
    The simplest thing is to say: you do not live well, but the fault of the Russian, Ukrainian, etc. has already taken place in the Second World War, when she found herself thinking and began to oppose her people to other "inferior" and how did it all end? Now I remembered a song from our common childhood: "If only guys from all over the world", by analogy with the song, I would like to: if it were possible to send all idiots and gentlemen through the forest, and sit down to chat about life ourselves. It would be great
    1. NEOZ
      NEOZ April 16 2019 18: 28 New
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      Quote: vladcub
      But thank God there are few idiots and more and more people are adequate

      this is not an achievement of adequate ... this is the achievement of propaganda on TV since 2000.
      1. vladcub
        vladcub April 16 2019 18: 35 New
        +1
        Quote: NEOZ
        Quote: vladcub
        But thank God there are few idiots and more and more people are adequate

        this is not an achievement of adequate ... this is the achievement of propaganda on TV since 2000.

        Thanks to the "native party" tobish authorities for not demolishing monuments? Don't you think that the authorities "keep their nose down the wind" and take into account how the people will react?
        1. NEOZ
          NEOZ April 17 2019 12: 53 New
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          Quote: vladcub
          Don't you think that the authorities "keep their nose down the wind" and take into account how the people will react?

          people will react in the way they will be programmed!
          1. vladcub
            vladcub April 17 2019 18: 50 New
            +1
            Why then remained: Ulyanovsk, a bunch of streets of Lenin, Soviet, October and the Lenin Mausoleum? Or maybe V.V. is a secret admirer of Lenin and therefore has he been preserved?
            If your environment is zombie, it’s not a fact that all such
    2. NEOZ
      NEOZ April 16 2019 18: 29 New
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      Quote: vladcub
      and you felt "jealous" and chose Petrushka.

      nobody chose anyone ... they planted it for them ... just like they planted our GDP.
  30. Colonel
    Colonel April 15 2019 19: 38 New
    +4
    Cockroach, did you write this or did you write for you ???
  31. Antares
    Antares April 15 2019 20: 27 New
    +3
    honestly, I thought that all the photos were Ukraine. I saw a lot of this with us. In the Russian Federation, by the way, I have never seen it. I was lucky I remembered the RF Nevsky Prospect, a student canteen for 180 rubles breakfast (it is very expensive, we only cost 10 UAH) and cherries for 180 kg! At the height of the season 2 UAH .. (price of sweet cherry). And I saw dirt only in the hostel, but it was not the Russians who were to blame. The Vietnamese neighbors spoiled everything until we removed their vermicelli, invited the carpenter for the door, put things in order .. so they spoiled everything. Although we were only 10 days old ... The exchange colleagues were in ours (we had just it was dirty in the 5th hostel, unlike St. Petersburg). Bryansk also in 2 hours did not see sad pictures. Only the climate let us down ... gloomily sadly ... and there is no beach. (Well, people are still sleeping, even on the go, have little joy because of insolation)
    And so the Russian Federation in my memory remained clean and expensive with high salaries (I saw ads in the joint venture), unlike my country where I saw dirt from Odessa and Lviv to the Crimea.
    But the differences, neither then nor now, have been revealed in people. How easy they are on the confrontation. We and they. Good and bad, Ukrainians and Russians ..
    What have you not divided this time? The realization that we are very similar? Or again material values?
    I think it’s all curable. If you don’t talk about it 24 hours a day ..
  32. Alexander Grigoryev
    Alexander Grigoryev April 16 2019 09: 39 New
    +3
    A quote from the opus of Tarakana: "On the other hand, there are diligent students and your younger brothers. They studied and repeated after you, nothing more."
    How no more? That's just the point that more !!!! Especially in the bad.
    More monuments were demolished, more Natsiks, more public debt, more larceny, more corruption ... What good was Russia around? The viaduct in Kiev stands on props, bridges in Kiev and Zaporozhye have been built for 20 years. One coastal town in Ukraine in January sat for half a month without water and sewage. A step away from an intestinal epidemic some have stopped! Lucky if the summer happened, Khan.
    Yes, there are enough problems in space and in aviation. In Ukraine, there is no problem with this, because there is no space aviation.
    What else? Housing and communal services? I agree. How is it in Ukraine? That's where the cosmos is !!!! Just a guard !!!!
    Take any problem in Russia, in Ukraine it is wider and deeper.
    The loss of Ukraine began under Yushchenko, according to the court of Romania chopped off part of the oil shelf. And the shelves in Russia part of the Arctic Ocean and the entire Sea of ​​Okhotsk.
    But gnarously drink, the whole Russian stage is confirmation of this.
    PS Hands are good. Only hygiene has not been canceled.
  33. Andrei Nikolaevich
    Andrei Nikolaevich April 17 2019 15: 21 New
    0
    Every year I go to my mother-in-law, to the Outskirts. I looked at the photo and at first thought it was Outskirts. Already painfully similar. It turns out that the author found sleazy dirty gateways and took pictures. Naive hohlyatsky fool .. :-)
  34. Evgeniy-111
    Evgeniy-111 April 17 2019 22: 55 New
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    Ocean Plaza is still in Kiev ...
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  36. 1536
    1536 April 19 2019 09: 39 New
    +1
    [We do not live in China and we do not understand and do not want to understand Confucius' thought that "God forbid you to live in an era of changes". And, most importantly, we will never understand the way the Chinese understand it. We are much closer to the lines of the poet Fyodor Tyutchev, written by him already in 1829, but still relevant today:
    Blessed is he who has visited this world
    In his moments, fatal!
    He was called all-rich
    As an interlocutor at the feast.
    He is their high spectator spectator,
    He was admitted to their advice -
    And alive, like a celestial,
    From the cup, they drank immortality!


    But here is a monument to F.E. Dzerzhinsky, if it were my will, I would put on Lubyanka Square in Moscow in its rightful place!
  37. swzero
    swzero April 19 2019 21: 02 New
    0
    The author is trying to convince himself and others that everything is in order in Ukraine, and that the same Russians live there, as ours, and that they generally live no worse. We’ll see in 5-10 years ... The chickens are considered in the fall .. Just the new generation will grow up brought up in the spirit of anti-Russian propaganda, plus the fact that the remaining from previous times works somehow by inertia will finally bend. Once Finland and Finland were both Russians, but now it’s hard to find countries that hate us more than they do. Soon, similar processes will end in the Baltic states and Georgia. Next in line is Ukraine. Soon there will be nothing left Russian. So far, yes, the same people, but this is a matter of time. The generation that remembered the Soviet Union will die and nothing will remain of it.
  38. fsps
    fsps April 21 2019 22: 29 New
    +1
    From zoopsychology: if you fed a stray dog ​​once, twice, third ... then she believes that you owe her. And if you no longer feed (it never happens), then you can / need to bark, and on occasion - and bite.