Notes of the Colorado Cockroach. Ukrainian army of Buratin left for thujas
Greetings to you, dear readers and those who "never read this nonsense and I will never read!" I love to read your comments at your leisure. More and more I am convinced that we and you from one flowerpot are growing. The roots are the same, and the flowers are slightly different colors.
The only difference is that they pour water on us with different colors. Here are the multi-colored buds. And in fact the plant is the same. The same stupid belief that people can change something. The same calls to tear the oligarchs to shreds of matter. The same pathos in conversations and cowardice in action. And the same search for the guilty on the side.
In short, chipboard. Chipboard P. “P” - the geography of this word is enormous, from Poroshenko to Putin through paranoia and vulgarity. That is, the encyclopedia in your hands and good luck in choosing the right word.
Reply, perhaps, a couple of critics to seed the conversation? Why not? I'll start with Mr. Chichikov. Very, you know, a promising last name. "As you call a boat, it will sail." And I love Gogol. And "Dead Souls" read not only at school, but also so, at leisure, to understand the psychology of humans. Good Nikolay Vasilyevich as a psychologist. Just a brilliant connoisseur of human gut.
So, comrade or Mr. Chichikov, the world is not black and white, but colored. Your "Stirlitz", the phrase about which you quoted, by the way, did not work in the cafe-bakery, but in the very lair of the nastiest, in your understanding, of course, representatives of people. Need to know Soviet science fiction better.
And about the column ... You write this "separable DNR". He also revealed a military-political secret about the cancellation of the same concert in Donetsk. Someone who cleans more machines than wipes at the beginning of a meal or goes to work every day in the mine doesn’t care a lot about manicure. There is either powder burning or coal dust make-up even without visiting a beauty salon.
In general, sometimes I am pleased that I am not sitting with a homo conditionally sapiens on one platform.
I will begin today somewhat atypically for the Ukrainian nationalist, an officer of the SBU, the enemy of the Russian world and other definitions. Just like in the joke - “the stands roar * one more word on“ p ”*, and I bow…” I will begin with praise to the priest and the people's artist of the Russian Federation.
I wrote about videos in support of Zelensky from Okhlobystin and Porechenkov. Naturally, a sequel appeared. Ze's answer is not interesting to me. But Okhlobystin pleased. Talent does not hide. Even in the frame of a joke. Read how thin Ivan answered. I take off my hat (although I do not wear this accessory since childhood):
If Ze, at least on 80-90%, is as subtle and clever as Ivan, I will only be for such a president. In the meantime, we are continuing the "garbage period." Watering mud with candidates from all sides. Especially gets exactly Ze. Although much of what he is doing today is really incomprehensible. For example, the dissolution of regional headquarters. Have you won? Moors have done their job?
Here to me Vyshivanok rushed. "Marry one thousand hryvnia, I tobie tickets for the debate of candidates from the president on the stadium". Whoever did not understand, he brought me tickets to the April 19 debate. I bought from speculators for a thousand. Well, not a moron? Although we are all a little ... gullible. But what operatively cunning. No one has yet decided anything, but the tickets have already been printed and sold. Here the Hydrant and Ze will be surprised when they find out.
And we have spring. Begin to bloom flowers, trees, shrubs and Kiev. However, you can read, you can see.
In general, judging the arrival of spring can be primarily in Kiev labuhah. This is how the game and chants begin on the streets - everything, khan winter. Final and irrevocable.
And what, in fact, it is spring. I want to flourish, watering myself with something like that ... For example, good old Massandra port wine.
Yes, many commentators blamed me for their attitude to the Crimea. Do you want to be honest? If we drop all these political "who owns"? Yes, today it seems to belong to Russia. It used to belong to Ukraine. Before that belonged to the Soviet Union. And before it was part of the Russian Empire. And earlier part of the Crimean Khanate. And in the future, so easily even to someone goes. If you vote correctly.
But then and today it still belongs to the Crimeans.
Do you know how Crimean differs from Ukrainian or Russian? Regardless of nationality? Anyone who has ever been in the Crimea will not let me lie: only Tatars really work there. The rest - the scope of services.
I often went there to rest. Well, of course, before those events. While the money was brought. Stayed with the same owner. The apartment is lovely. Chic repair and all that is needed. I do not want to live. And pay. And the owner slept all summer in his own car on the street. The service sector ... Caring for me - a favorite money bag. And migrants from Ukraine and Russia go to the Crimea. Tourists serve, build, work, in one word. And they will go. There is such an aura.
Not at all in the topic, but I have one good friend. He is Japanese. In the sense of a real Japanese. We just have a business trip. So, yesterday came to me and said that he feels guilty in front of his state for his vacation! Have you ever felt guilty about going on paid leave after a year of work? I am not, and he quite sincerely told me. Sincerely!!!
The fact is that they, the Japanese, announced a vacation with the preservation of all payments from April 27 to May 6. All Japan and all Japanese around the world! No one should work. All must rest! A great event is celebrated - the departure of Emperor Akihito and the accession to the throne of his eldest son, Prince Naruhito! Every Japanese should hold the old emperor with dignity and meet the new.
Here is an example of a flower from another pot. Another flower with other life principles. He is ashamed of not having benefited his country for whole 10 days. I'll have to take patronage over this patriot of Japan. "Bada sala і gorіlki nihto not vіdmovlyavsya. Especially in the garna weather and good dachi." So grandfather said.
Here we are able to work in such a way that then always works even for grandchildren and great-grandchildren. Here is our Chuba ... Kobalev, head of NAK Naftogaz (I confused simply because they look like brothers. Two redheads, senior and junior) turned out that even a Ukrainian court awarded him a fine for violating the customs clearance of gas purchased from the company "Gazprom" (!).
Little quite fine ... for Cobalev. Total 7,027 billion hryvnia. Andryukha spins like an eel in a frying pan. Already six times filed in the Court of Appeal. And still have to pay. And do not want to. He is a beggar at all. Mom sends all the money. Lovely son grew up. Parents in the United States helps. But I think that the supervisory board in London will cancel the decision anyway, and Andrei’s mother will continue to eat croissants with coffee in their States.
But back to the Crimea. Once upon a time, in Evpatoria, we were in the company of the same kind of vacationers and baited for life. The usual evening rest tired of all beauty and sun tourists.
One, the head of a sobering-up station from somewhere in the West, looking at a glass of wine, philosophically remarked: “How many times have I heard in the mornings from lovers of this noble drink“ Where am I? ”On which the second comrade, forensic medical examiner from Kharkov, a young , but already completely gray-haired man, answered with sadness: "Yes, I also heard this once ..."
And I remembered this long-standing event because we have passed very quietly the information that regular Ukrainian saboteurs were convicted in Sevastopol. I wanted to take the saboteurs in quotes, but I will not. There was a trial. With the participation of Ukrainian lawyers. Means, proved the guilt.
Для некоторых это прозвучит странно, но я настоящий враг для диверсантов. Любых. И наших, и ваших. War существует для военных. Убивать мирных, пусть даже за великую идею, это все-таки скотство. Короче говоря, получили наши диверсанты по полной. По 14 лет. Их вообще было трое первоначально. Первый оказался самым умным. Получил всего 5 лет.
By the way, here is another point for our mutual love. Most of you believe that the sentence is correct. Most of us - what is not. And we can persuade each other for a hundred years. And to no avail. Everyone has their own truth.
Bestiality is different. Here I will repeat to you an example of bestiality from our power. He told in past notes that on April 4 in John McCain Street appeared in Kiev. Perpetuated, so to speak. To hell with him, with this advocate of Ukraine, who successfully helped us to get poorer. He now lies and does not do anybody anymore. His Hydrant loves him very much.
Renamed the street Ivan Curls in Pechersk district. It turns out that we betrayed Ivan Kudryu twice. Our fellow countryman, Hero of the Soviet Union. The first time in 1942, when they gave it to the Germans, and in 2019, when we erase it. Well, is it not bestiality?
Country Mazepia, wood louse their mother. Mazepa once bought help from the Crimean Khan in the fight against Muscovites, paying with slaves-Ukrainians. Now we pay with our own memory.
Again, I will answer one of those commenting on my notes on the words "PS. I really want to shoot ..." Valery, me too. I want to. Only in whom? In Fool Embroidery, who believes everything that they say on our TV? Or in another of the same fool who believes everything that is said in Russia? Maybe for my "enemies" from among the readers?
These are the same "embroidery" and "anti-embroidery". Only from another country. You see what the mood in Ukraine. What are the mood in Russia. Alas, the process of disintegration is no longer unstoppable. No one. The collapse of Ukraine and the collapse of the Ukrainian nation. It is then that your skill and desire will be required. Then you will defend, not kill. Us, myself, these here ...
Enough of the sad. Let's have some fun. And all the time I wish you to smile, and I myself do almost nothing to improve your mood. In short, correcting.
Сейчас раскрою сверх-, супер-, для особо приближенных, тайну. У нас формируется army боевых буратин! Причем формируют эту армию воины-добровольцы! Дислоцируется эта новая армия где-то на Троещине, в районе проспекта Маяковского. Это я логическим путем дошел!
Imagine, in the park on Mayakovsky Avenue, where the monument to the volunteer warrior stands, the plants disappeared. In the sense, in the afternoon they planted juniper, pines, barberries, roses, yews, thaws ... And in the morning they were not there. 261 juniper bush, 38 pine trees, 14 barberries, three roses, 12 yew and thuja have disappeared somewhere.
No, I certainly understand that smart readers will now talk about the theft. Something like the fact that the Ukrainian thieves are exactly the same as the rest. Pull all that is bad or poorly planted. But how then to explain that the authorities are not doing anything about such thefts? Recently disappeared in Syretsky Park. And they were in the evening too, and in the morning they were gone.
No, just went into the army. Warriors volunteers. Ukrainian guys are not really something to go to the Donbass. A military Pinocchio - it's still soldiers. Like urfin juce.
By the way, for those who want to come to visit me soon. It is clear that the Russians are not concerned. You are right on the border wrapped back. So, today reinforced police patrols have entered the streets of Kiev. These are not just police officers, but tactical and operational units and special-purpose police.
So far, there are only four such groups. Ten people in each. Officially working in connection with a possible increase in crime due to warm weather (and do not laugh). Informally, any political activity will be crushed, of all types with leaflets and other especially politicized ones. And allowed to act tough.
Somehow, we immediately recalled the quotes of our politicians about the elections in the Crimea at gunpoint ... Just like in the famous stories about a sports family, which is reputed to be a model of mutual understanding and love. When the husband boxer swears with his karate wife, mother-in-law always comes to the rescue. The master of sports of international class in weightlifting quickly establishes peace and happiness.
Okay. It's time to finish writing and getting ready for the half marathon. We have two days of running in Kiev. 9-th International Half-Marathon and the Championship of the Association of Balkan Athletics Federations Half-Marathon-2019. Do not think that I will run. Just wondering where it is - a marathon.
Actually impressive. People - the darkness. There were more than 8 thousands willing to run the distances from 21 to 12 km (half marathon after all). This is despite the fact that the participation was not beskoshtovnoe. That is - for the money. Each participant, in addition to the fact that he had to undergo a very boring medical examination, also contributed 1000 hryvnias. On everyone there ... Protection, defense, medicine, awards ...
Who does not know - this motohelpy. Not just bikers, but kind of crazy Chips and Dale, who are the fastest to come to your aid in case of anything. Not a single ambulance can reach you as fast as these informal doctors. The organization is private through, but here's the truth, one could run quietly at a distance, knowing that these geeks are tusing nearby. Reliable guys, really.
As you can see, and foreign fugitives, oh, runners, we also have a place to be!
Yes, you noticed, who is the main sponsor? ABOUT! Novoposhta - this is not where you want, it's like! This is real fast!
And so sponsors are smaller, so to speak, whose place is near ...
By the way, our main one also ran! He waved a dozen times like this (he regretted the security) and went to a restaurant. Compensate for energy loss.
At the same time once again, the city surveyed, checked the condition of the streets and catering. Joke, of course, the streets of the mayor of Klitschko on a bike every morning circling.
This is an engraving. Everyone who reached the finish line received a participant’s medal. And then he walked and engraved on it everything he wanted to see.
Well, let's go, do not sit at home. Forward, spring to meet! Soak up the sun's rays and the air of the awakening nature. Pale green leaves will not be for long. Soon they will turn into a gray-green, dusty and green plantings soaked with all the city smog.
So see you all. The world is flourishing. The world is born again. Someday, maybe now, we will be born again too. And there will be joy again. It will be well-being. There will be prospects. Will live!
The only difference is that they pour water on us with different colors. Here are the multi-colored buds. And in fact the plant is the same. The same stupid belief that people can change something. The same calls to tear the oligarchs to shreds of matter. The same pathos in conversations and cowardice in action. And the same search for the guilty on the side.
In short, chipboard. Chipboard P. “P” - the geography of this word is enormous, from Poroshenko to Putin through paranoia and vulgarity. That is, the encyclopedia in your hands and good luck in choosing the right word.
Reply, perhaps, a couple of critics to seed the conversation? Why not? I'll start with Mr. Chichikov. Very, you know, a promising last name. "As you call a boat, it will sail." And I love Gogol. And "Dead Souls" read not only at school, but also so, at leisure, to understand the psychology of humans. Good Nikolay Vasilyevich as a psychologist. Just a brilliant connoisseur of human gut.
So, comrade or Mr. Chichikov, the world is not black and white, but colored. Your "Stirlitz", the phrase about which you quoted, by the way, did not work in the cafe-bakery, but in the very lair of the nastiest, in your understanding, of course, representatives of people. Need to know Soviet science fiction better.
And about the column ... You write this "separable DNR". He also revealed a military-political secret about the cancellation of the same concert in Donetsk. Someone who cleans more machines than wipes at the beginning of a meal or goes to work every day in the mine doesn’t care a lot about manicure. There is either powder burning or coal dust make-up even without visiting a beauty salon.
In general, sometimes I am pleased that I am not sitting with a homo conditionally sapiens on one platform.
I will begin today somewhat atypically for the Ukrainian nationalist, an officer of the SBU, the enemy of the Russian world and other definitions. Just like in the joke - “the stands roar * one more word on“ p ”*, and I bow…” I will begin with praise to the priest and the people's artist of the Russian Federation.
I wrote about videos in support of Zelensky from Okhlobystin and Porechenkov. Naturally, a sequel appeared. Ze's answer is not interesting to me. But Okhlobystin pleased. Talent does not hide. Even in the frame of a joke. Read how thin Ivan answered. I take off my hat (although I do not wear this accessory since childhood):
"He (Zelensky) from our midst, and we are naughty, we can afford. There was no design. And what he called us idiots, before that, he called us and in general everyone called scum, we didn’t show it to us, we corporate ethics. In principle, he is right, but Dostoevsky rehabilitated this word. "
If Ze, at least on 80-90%, is as subtle and clever as Ivan, I will only be for such a president. In the meantime, we are continuing the "garbage period." Watering mud with candidates from all sides. Especially gets exactly Ze. Although much of what he is doing today is really incomprehensible. For example, the dissolution of regional headquarters. Have you won? Moors have done their job?
Here to me Vyshivanok rushed. "Marry one thousand hryvnia, I tobie tickets for the debate of candidates from the president on the stadium". Whoever did not understand, he brought me tickets to the April 19 debate. I bought from speculators for a thousand. Well, not a moron? Although we are all a little ... gullible. But what operatively cunning. No one has yet decided anything, but the tickets have already been printed and sold. Here the Hydrant and Ze will be surprised when they find out.
And we have spring. Begin to bloom flowers, trees, shrubs and Kiev. However, you can read, you can see.
In general, judging the arrival of spring can be primarily in Kiev labuhah. This is how the game and chants begin on the streets - everything, khan winter. Final and irrevocable.
And what, in fact, it is spring. I want to flourish, watering myself with something like that ... For example, good old Massandra port wine.
Yes, many commentators blamed me for their attitude to the Crimea. Do you want to be honest? If we drop all these political "who owns"? Yes, today it seems to belong to Russia. It used to belong to Ukraine. Before that belonged to the Soviet Union. And before it was part of the Russian Empire. And earlier part of the Crimean Khanate. And in the future, so easily even to someone goes. If you vote correctly.
But then and today it still belongs to the Crimeans.
Do you know how Crimean differs from Ukrainian or Russian? Regardless of nationality? Anyone who has ever been in the Crimea will not let me lie: only Tatars really work there. The rest - the scope of services.
I often went there to rest. Well, of course, before those events. While the money was brought. Stayed with the same owner. The apartment is lovely. Chic repair and all that is needed. I do not want to live. And pay. And the owner slept all summer in his own car on the street. The service sector ... Caring for me - a favorite money bag. And migrants from Ukraine and Russia go to the Crimea. Tourists serve, build, work, in one word. And they will go. There is such an aura.
Not at all in the topic, but I have one good friend. He is Japanese. In the sense of a real Japanese. We just have a business trip. So, yesterday came to me and said that he feels guilty in front of his state for his vacation! Have you ever felt guilty about going on paid leave after a year of work? I am not, and he quite sincerely told me. Sincerely!!!
The fact is that they, the Japanese, announced a vacation with the preservation of all payments from April 27 to May 6. All Japan and all Japanese around the world! No one should work. All must rest! A great event is celebrated - the departure of Emperor Akihito and the accession to the throne of his eldest son, Prince Naruhito! Every Japanese should hold the old emperor with dignity and meet the new.
Here is an example of a flower from another pot. Another flower with other life principles. He is ashamed of not having benefited his country for whole 10 days. I'll have to take patronage over this patriot of Japan. "Bada sala і gorіlki nihto not vіdmovlyavsya. Especially in the garna weather and good dachi." So grandfather said.
Here we are able to work in such a way that then always works even for grandchildren and great-grandchildren. Here is our Chuba ... Kobalev, head of NAK Naftogaz (I confused simply because they look like brothers. Two redheads, senior and junior) turned out that even a Ukrainian court awarded him a fine for violating the customs clearance of gas purchased from the company "Gazprom" (!).
Little quite fine ... for Cobalev. Total 7,027 billion hryvnia. Andryukha spins like an eel in a frying pan. Already six times filed in the Court of Appeal. And still have to pay. And do not want to. He is a beggar at all. Mom sends all the money. Lovely son grew up. Parents in the United States helps. But I think that the supervisory board in London will cancel the decision anyway, and Andrei’s mother will continue to eat croissants with coffee in their States.
But back to the Crimea. Once upon a time, in Evpatoria, we were in the company of the same kind of vacationers and baited for life. The usual evening rest tired of all beauty and sun tourists.
One, the head of a sobering-up station from somewhere in the West, looking at a glass of wine, philosophically remarked: “How many times have I heard in the mornings from lovers of this noble drink“ Where am I? ”On which the second comrade, forensic medical examiner from Kharkov, a young , but already completely gray-haired man, answered with sadness: "Yes, I also heard this once ..."
And I remembered this long-standing event because we have passed very quietly the information that regular Ukrainian saboteurs were convicted in Sevastopol. I wanted to take the saboteurs in quotes, but I will not. There was a trial. With the participation of Ukrainian lawyers. Means, proved the guilt.
Для некоторых это прозвучит странно, но я настоящий враг для диверсантов. Любых. И наших, и ваших. War существует для военных. Убивать мирных, пусть даже за великую идею, это все-таки скотство. Короче говоря, получили наши диверсанты по полной. По 14 лет. Их вообще было трое первоначально. Первый оказался самым умным. Получил всего 5 лет.
By the way, here is another point for our mutual love. Most of you believe that the sentence is correct. Most of us - what is not. And we can persuade each other for a hundred years. And to no avail. Everyone has their own truth.
Bestiality is different. Here I will repeat to you an example of bestiality from our power. He told in past notes that on April 4 in John McCain Street appeared in Kiev. Perpetuated, so to speak. To hell with him, with this advocate of Ukraine, who successfully helped us to get poorer. He now lies and does not do anybody anymore. His Hydrant loves him very much.
Renamed the street Ivan Curls in Pechersk district. It turns out that we betrayed Ivan Kudryu twice. Our fellow countryman, Hero of the Soviet Union. The first time in 1942, when they gave it to the Germans, and in 2019, when we erase it. Well, is it not bestiality?
Country Mazepia, wood louse their mother. Mazepa once bought help from the Crimean Khan in the fight against Muscovites, paying with slaves-Ukrainians. Now we pay with our own memory.
Again, I will answer one of those commenting on my notes on the words "PS. I really want to shoot ..." Valery, me too. I want to. Only in whom? In Fool Embroidery, who believes everything that they say on our TV? Or in another of the same fool who believes everything that is said in Russia? Maybe for my "enemies" from among the readers?
These are the same "embroidery" and "anti-embroidery". Only from another country. You see what the mood in Ukraine. What are the mood in Russia. Alas, the process of disintegration is no longer unstoppable. No one. The collapse of Ukraine and the collapse of the Ukrainian nation. It is then that your skill and desire will be required. Then you will defend, not kill. Us, myself, these here ...
Enough of the sad. Let's have some fun. And all the time I wish you to smile, and I myself do almost nothing to improve your mood. In short, correcting.
Сейчас раскрою сверх-, супер-, для особо приближенных, тайну. У нас формируется army боевых буратин! Причем формируют эту армию воины-добровольцы! Дислоцируется эта новая армия где-то на Троещине, в районе проспекта Маяковского. Это я логическим путем дошел!
Imagine, in the park on Mayakovsky Avenue, where the monument to the volunteer warrior stands, the plants disappeared. In the sense, in the afternoon they planted juniper, pines, barberries, roses, yews, thaws ... And in the morning they were not there. 261 juniper bush, 38 pine trees, 14 barberries, three roses, 12 yew and thuja have disappeared somewhere.
No, I certainly understand that smart readers will now talk about the theft. Something like the fact that the Ukrainian thieves are exactly the same as the rest. Pull all that is bad or poorly planted. But how then to explain that the authorities are not doing anything about such thefts? Recently disappeared in Syretsky Park. And they were in the evening too, and in the morning they were gone.
No, just went into the army. Warriors volunteers. Ukrainian guys are not really something to go to the Donbass. A military Pinocchio - it's still soldiers. Like urfin juce.
By the way, for those who want to come to visit me soon. It is clear that the Russians are not concerned. You are right on the border wrapped back. So, today reinforced police patrols have entered the streets of Kiev. These are not just police officers, but tactical and operational units and special-purpose police.
So far, there are only four such groups. Ten people in each. Officially working in connection with a possible increase in crime due to warm weather (and do not laugh). Informally, any political activity will be crushed, of all types with leaflets and other especially politicized ones. And allowed to act tough.
Somehow, we immediately recalled the quotes of our politicians about the elections in the Crimea at gunpoint ... Just like in the famous stories about a sports family, which is reputed to be a model of mutual understanding and love. When the husband boxer swears with his karate wife, mother-in-law always comes to the rescue. The master of sports of international class in weightlifting quickly establishes peace and happiness.
Okay. It's time to finish writing and getting ready for the half marathon. We have two days of running in Kiev. 9-th International Half-Marathon and the Championship of the Association of Balkan Athletics Federations Half-Marathon-2019. Do not think that I will run. Just wondering where it is - a marathon.
Actually impressive. People - the darkness. There were more than 8 thousands willing to run the distances from 21 to 12 km (half marathon after all). This is despite the fact that the participation was not beskoshtovnoe. That is - for the money. Each participant, in addition to the fact that he had to undergo a very boring medical examination, also contributed 1000 hryvnias. On everyone there ... Protection, defense, medicine, awards ...
Who does not know - this motohelpy. Not just bikers, but kind of crazy Chips and Dale, who are the fastest to come to your aid in case of anything. Not a single ambulance can reach you as fast as these informal doctors. The organization is private through, but here's the truth, one could run quietly at a distance, knowing that these geeks are tusing nearby. Reliable guys, really.
As you can see, and foreign fugitives, oh, runners, we also have a place to be!
Yes, you noticed, who is the main sponsor? ABOUT! Novoposhta - this is not where you want, it's like! This is real fast!
And so sponsors are smaller, so to speak, whose place is near ...
By the way, our main one also ran! He waved a dozen times like this (he regretted the security) and went to a restaurant. Compensate for energy loss.
At the same time once again, the city surveyed, checked the condition of the streets and catering. Joke, of course, the streets of the mayor of Klitschko on a bike every morning circling.
This is an engraving. Everyone who reached the finish line received a participant’s medal. And then he walked and engraved on it everything he wanted to see.
Well, let's go, do not sit at home. Forward, spring to meet! Soak up the sun's rays and the air of the awakening nature. Pale green leaves will not be for long. Soon they will turn into a gray-green, dusty and green plantings soaked with all the city smog.
So see you all. The world is flourishing. The world is born again. Someday, maybe now, we will be born again too. And there will be joy again. It will be well-being. There will be prospects. Will live!
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