Notes of the Colorado Cockroach. Not a schizoid syndrome, but a Ukrainian palindrome
Greetings to you, dear readers! It is clear that you are waiting for comments on the first round of our elections. There will, of course, be discussions and everything else, but the elections, you know, are not a quick thing. Especially since all the fun is over, except for one moment. And I will talk about him, of course.
Yes, if someone is too lazy to google about the title. Palindrome is a tramp. In a sense, from which end read, the meaning is the same.
And for a start a little bit about crop production. Have you ever wondered why it is so difficult to grow any fruit or vegetable and at the same time it is necessary to fight all kinds of weeds during the whole summer season? Buriak or beetroot (this is a choice) should be cherished, and some kind of rape grows, her mother's lice, even when the whole family is struggling with it. About hell generally keep quiet, this bastard in general wants to seize the whole world, and does not understand that mustard is also a necessary seasoning.
Similarly, with a certain category of people. It is necessary to teach the smart, but they themselves are growing. In accordance with the immortal phrase now Lavrov. And, I note, with might and main, not only we grow, but you also grow.
I answer our question, in the sense of your living, according to Lavrov. One time you can.
Dear asp373, from material to material is persistently asking the same question.
Crimea belongs to those to whom it always belonged. Regardless of all the surrounding events of the peninsula. Crimea belongs to Crimea (itself) first of all, to Crimeans in the second. You may, of course, disagree with the cockroach approach, but neither Russia nor Ukraine can do anything substantial with the Crimea. Tomorrow, for example, Turkey will say: "Kyrymanyasha." And what, it from it will cease to be the Crimea?
You humans are strange creatures. Do you think you should say: "This is mine" and it really will be yours? Sure? I will remind you a parable about the emperor, who wanted to strike the sea. So Crimea is Crimean and Crimean. Like Mont Blanc, for which France and Italy have been arguing for how many years. He is his own.
It may not be Italy, France may giknutsya (quite for such a life). But Mont Blanc will remain. The same is with the Crimea. How many times has he passed from hand to hand? Well, I hope you understand.
In general, it is necessary to look at such things more calmly, gentlemen, crowns of creation. From the point of view of the Crimea and Mont Blanc (or Elbrus), you are the same cockroaches as we are. Only we are smarter.
And the second. Dear Mestny, I gladly conveyed your greetings to my colleagues from the Security Service of Ukraine. They supported your reluctance to delve into the varieties of "famous brown substance." And with your zoological conclusions agree. Touch the bear is not worth it. In short, your courageous hand presses you and send mutual greetings. Like "you and I are one ... substance."
But I did not just send my regards to the SBU. I was interested to know the latest news about how you, Russia, will disrupt our choices. You understand that choosing a pro-Russian candidate among our candidates is difficult.
And now, after the rollers of your priest and the newly-made national artist, there is a mess in the head. Okay, with the pro-Russian candidate, now with the pro-Ukrainian problem. Who is yours now? Zelensky or Poroshenko? Vyshivanok out with a heart attack lies. Thank you, even with our hearts, cockroaches, better than yours. There is a stock.
Gave our information to me on this issue. True, without specifying the names. This is official information.
"The aggressor country is trying by all means to influence the electoral process through a manipulative effect on the electoral mood of the citizens of Ukraine using the public and social resources of the Internet.
During January-March 2019, the Security Forces operatives of Ukraine exposed and stopped the illegal activities of an extensive and deeply disguised intelligence network of Internet agitators, which included residents of Kiev, Odessa, Nikolaev, Zaporozhye, Dnipropetrovsk, Sumy and Chernihiv regions.
Did you understand? I, honestly, only what our SBU plows like oxen on virgin soil. Hard and confusing not to see, but necessary. I also sometimes feel it is time to get down to business. But the thing is so beautiful that it is somehow uncomfortable to touch it. It is better to drink beer. True, there is a nuance here. There are few vitamins. We have to drink more to cover the deficit.
Вы уже в курсе, что у нас теперь убийцы украинского, белорусского, русского и других народов, которые служили в батальонах СС и УПА во время Второй мировой the war, стали ветеранами боевых действий? С соответствующими льготами. С 26 марта закон об этом вступил в силу.
Набор борцов за свободу Украины просто внушает... Кому радость, а большинству ненависть. Там не только УПА. Там и Полесская Сечь, и вооруженные подразделения ОУН, и украинская повстанческая army атамана Тараса Боровца (Бульбы), и украинская народная революционная армия (УНРА). Короче всех бандитов людьми объявили. Никто, как говорится, не оказался обиженным. Всех взяли и в кучу сволокли.
Now lies a pile at the dump stories, preet ...
Yes, here, to the question of smells. Here we received a message about your SIZO, where the spirit is still there. The memory of a free person can be completely off the hook. And bounce. Or maybe yours, as they are right, the staff of these places, as well as the service are?
And what else to explain that our sailors during the forced rest completely forgot the Russian language? I now wonder, and what language in your detention center speak? Already in Chinese or some other? We are told here that you generally know all Chinese.
In short, our sailors communicate now only on the Move. Officially. All papers in court must also be transferred to MOV. Otherwise, do not understand at all. True, to find a translator so that he knew "all shades of gray", in the sense of all the variants of language, is difficult. Understands Bespalchenko - does not understand Kostyshin. Understands Fox - does not understand Varimez. Our heroes gave you a puzzle! Decide. And who says that it is easy to take in full Ukrainian Square sailors?
No, it can be easy to take, but for the rest you will suffer more, this is not Nadia Savchenko.
And here is such a moment, uneasy. Realizing that this is such a difficult matter, and it will take a long time to bathe in the quiche, the defendant Bespalchenko decided ... to marry! And not on a cellmate, but on a real woman. And the natural Ukrainian. To communicate not only words, but also organisms. He sent a dispatch to Ukraine and summoned the bride to his captivity.
The wedding will be celebrated right in the SIZO. It will be beautiful. The head of the SIZO in the role of inspector (or as they are now called there) is a registry office. The head of the punishment cell and the senior overseer in the role of a friend and girlfriend of the spouses. Groom in a freshly striped suit. Bride in veil.
If I messed up in the job titles, you will not seek it. Well, I did not have the opportunity to study the nuances. I hope it will not.
About the wedding night in a separate chamber (or as it is correctly called) in general ... The bars on the windows, decorated with balls, a cake, X-rayed, and so on. In the morning, the young wife declares herself a prisoner of war and awaits the birth of a small prisoner of war.
I have a question for the organizers of the wedding. Where is the nearest Ukrainian registry office? Or will young people be given aggressor papers? They are invalid! And not to invite the ambassador, because there is no him ... Something legal oversight.
Sometimes I am amused by some attempts to seek out the similarities and differences between Ukrainians and Russians. Do you want me to tell you about these differences? On the example of well-known personalities? Look at the Russian artists Gosha Kutsenko and Fyodor Bondarchuk. True, different people? And if you look at the top? Their own mother does not distinguish.
This is what I need. We laugh at ourselves. And you laugh at us. And if you look at the top? I want to envy the inhabitants of your city of Voronezh in a good way. Living on the equator is probably good. Heat. No autumn, winter, spring. Always summer.
And do not turn the finger to the temple. I read the press. There are only facts. In the Voronezh region, the fire season begins in April with 1. Dry it, you see. Throw a match, and burn the entire forest. So what? Does this happen in the middle lane at the beginning of April or somewhere much further south?
And who is very smart and wants to fry kebabs for the weekend, let him immediately prepare a bucket of water and ten thousand rubles a nose for a fine. In the forests, 46 video surveillance posts have already been deployed. M-yes. How similar are our countries from above ...
But we have not thought of this before. We ought to throw a little idea, you see, the money will flow into the budget ... Thought is good!
The cockroach out in the kitchen laughs no worse than a horse. She shouts that she understood why I grow a belly. I wonder how. I do not know why it grows, but she understood. Yells: for brutality. Again, strange. On TV for brutality grow a beard. It screams that I read the net weight and the gross weight on a pack of cereals ... In short, Zelensky of a domestic spill ...
I remembered about the future presidential candidate from the second round. We are interesting creatures - Ukrainians. Today we will go to choose ourselves ... it is not known who knows what for. A bunch of men, most of whom are simply unknown to people, and one very famous lady, perform the song "Choose me, choose me, I am the bird of tomorrow's happiness."
Well, yes, from the pile, we will choose a handful of two candidates. Moreover, the criteria will be interesting. The face face is beautiful and election posters. Everything! We, even for the view, no one said that Ukraine is waiting further. What will happen to the economy? What will happen to the war in the Donbass? What will happen to the tariffs?
Why, leading candidates, even on the live TV debates, beat the big nail. Tymoshenko arrived, and in the studio only extras and presenters. And dead silence on the air, no calls, no SMS. Apparently, they didn’t agree with the price of trolls, or it went out of the way. So why throw the beads in front of ... citizens of Ukraine? Well, many did not.
Looked Sunday morning at the weather outside the window. Well, what rallies, what unrest with such lepote? Sun, spring, + 18 Celsius, + 20 to a good mood. So it pulls to go and ... Well, yes, take it and roll it, but with something tasty. And roll, why not vote for the future?
Sin at home to sit in this weather. And buzz sin. We must go to the park, to the square, to the street. Eat fast food, drink beer, roll the children on the carousel.
I'll go vote. Even honestly, for whom. Maybe living in a circus is better than in a punitive battalion camp. But it is not entirely clear as to whom. So, even without much hope, but I will give mine for Yulia. She, when she was her own, did at least something useful. Many people remember this.
So, the choice is the choice, but my prediction remains valid. Zelensky - Poroshenko. Vote for a maximum of five or six candidates. For the rest, the phrase: "The remaining candidates scored less than 1 percent" is relevant, simply because no one tried to show anything.
Again, I will ask for a quote in your area, and again it will be Voronezh. In my youth, we all listened to such a dashing group "Gaza Strip", originally from this city, and so, there in the "Fairy Tale" words were - well, the illustration is straightforward: "For you" - "Yes, for me!" - "Yes, better into the pool with your head! ”
Well, in general, just like you had in Russia last year, only we have a circus troupe with a larger composition. And so - all the same. Elections without much choice.
"Will" on a wheelbarrow from Lithuania ... Imported, not that!
So far, we have not become the circus arena, the storyteller is still taxing, I will give you such a thing. Recently, on the radio, I listened to the "Frog Princess" - right about us. We are becoming more and more a toad. We are a Ukrainian state. But there is a prospect. The worse the toad is, the more chances to marry Ivan Tsarevich ... Or Vanka the Fool. This is as lucky.
Just do not ask who it is. I do not know myself, apparently, the country was mistaken.
And why? Therefore! Because all the fun we have ahead! And Tymoshenko, and the Hydrant really wanted to the second round, and it was with Zelensky. No, he is beautiful, of course, but in undercover games, he is definitely weak. And there it is already possible to wind-screw up ...
What are we gonna do? So, ready kilogram of fat from godfather Pavlo put! I think that Zelensky's Hydrant can beat, and, most likely, he will do it. But we'll talk about it separately, it's worth it. I have collected such a bag of rumors and gossip over the weekend - you will have to hang out separately.
One, elective from Donbass, I'll pump it out right now. So we decided to show us three figs in Lugansk. To arrange, then, a meeting. On which to express your "Fe!" our elections. Because they, Luhansk, Poroshenko decided not to call for the elections for obvious reasons. We are only here for voters tanks not enough, to be honest.
The idea was not bad, the implementation - as usual. As they were told there, they decided to disguise it as a concert. Creative teams from Russia and all that. Turnout all state employees is strictly required, and so on. Well, you understand, the system that we have that works the same way.
But there was some kind of infection and itched. Who, where, how - I do not know. And no one knows. But two days before the “concert”, on Friday, 29 in March, everyone received such messages. There will be no concert, thanks to everyone, everyone is free.
The roar from the Kremlin flew, apparently, to Lugansk.
I really just all paws "for" this alignment. Well, why do we need competitors? If anyone in any country says about the “circus with horses,” it is immediately clear to everyone that this is not Kazakhstan or Kyrgyzstan. It is Ukraine. And we do not need competitors.
Well, and finally, I congratulate you, my friends, on the fact that legally we are no longer friends! On the day of 1, April, our friendship agreement is all!
Of course, this is more and more for politicians. Whoever wants to be friends, no laws or treaties can prevent this. By myself I know. And for you, by the way, too.
And you the same weather as we have today. Simple human joys and simple, such a desirable family comfort. When people in the country begin to dream of Chamber No. XXUMX as an island of stability, this sounds wildly. But it is necessary to go through this.
Apparently, yes. It's only the beginning...
Yes, if someone is too lazy to google about the title. Palindrome is a tramp. In a sense, from which end read, the meaning is the same.
And for a start a little bit about crop production. Have you ever wondered why it is so difficult to grow any fruit or vegetable and at the same time it is necessary to fight all kinds of weeds during the whole summer season? Buriak or beetroot (this is a choice) should be cherished, and some kind of rape grows, her mother's lice, even when the whole family is struggling with it. About hell generally keep quiet, this bastard in general wants to seize the whole world, and does not understand that mustard is also a necessary seasoning.
Similarly, with a certain category of people. It is necessary to teach the smart, but they themselves are growing. In accordance with the immortal phrase now Lavrov. And, I note, with might and main, not only we grow, but you also grow.
I answer our question, in the sense of your living, according to Lavrov. One time you can.
Dear asp373, from material to material is persistently asking the same question.
Crimea belongs to those to whom it always belonged. Regardless of all the surrounding events of the peninsula. Crimea belongs to Crimea (itself) first of all, to Crimeans in the second. You may, of course, disagree with the cockroach approach, but neither Russia nor Ukraine can do anything substantial with the Crimea. Tomorrow, for example, Turkey will say: "Kyrymanyasha." And what, it from it will cease to be the Crimea?
You humans are strange creatures. Do you think you should say: "This is mine" and it really will be yours? Sure? I will remind you a parable about the emperor, who wanted to strike the sea. So Crimea is Crimean and Crimean. Like Mont Blanc, for which France and Italy have been arguing for how many years. He is his own.
It may not be Italy, France may giknutsya (quite for such a life). But Mont Blanc will remain. The same is with the Crimea. How many times has he passed from hand to hand? Well, I hope you understand.
In general, it is necessary to look at such things more calmly, gentlemen, crowns of creation. From the point of view of the Crimea and Mont Blanc (or Elbrus), you are the same cockroaches as we are. Only we are smarter.
And the second. Dear Mestny, I gladly conveyed your greetings to my colleagues from the Security Service of Ukraine. They supported your reluctance to delve into the varieties of "famous brown substance." And with your zoological conclusions agree. Touch the bear is not worth it. In short, your courageous hand presses you and send mutual greetings. Like "you and I are one ... substance."
But I did not just send my regards to the SBU. I was interested to know the latest news about how you, Russia, will disrupt our choices. You understand that choosing a pro-Russian candidate among our candidates is difficult.
And now, after the rollers of your priest and the newly-made national artist, there is a mess in the head. Okay, with the pro-Russian candidate, now with the pro-Ukrainian problem. Who is yours now? Zelensky or Poroshenko? Vyshivanok out with a heart attack lies. Thank you, even with our hearts, cockroaches, better than yours. There is a stock.
Gave our information to me on this issue. True, without specifying the names. This is official information.
"The aggressor country is trying by all means to influence the electoral process through a manipulative effect on the electoral mood of the citizens of Ukraine using the public and social resources of the Internet.
During January-March 2019, the Security Forces operatives of Ukraine exposed and stopped the illegal activities of an extensive and deeply disguised intelligence network of Internet agitators, which included residents of Kiev, Odessa, Nikolaev, Zaporozhye, Dnipropetrovsk, Sumy and Chernihiv regions.
Did you understand? I, honestly, only what our SBU plows like oxen on virgin soil. Hard and confusing not to see, but necessary. I also sometimes feel it is time to get down to business. But the thing is so beautiful that it is somehow uncomfortable to touch it. It is better to drink beer. True, there is a nuance here. There are few vitamins. We have to drink more to cover the deficit.
Вы уже в курсе, что у нас теперь убийцы украинского, белорусского, русского и других народов, которые служили в батальонах СС и УПА во время Второй мировой the war, стали ветеранами боевых действий? С соответствующими льготами. С 26 марта закон об этом вступил в силу.
Набор борцов за свободу Украины просто внушает... Кому радость, а большинству ненависть. Там не только УПА. Там и Полесская Сечь, и вооруженные подразделения ОУН, и украинская повстанческая army атамана Тараса Боровца (Бульбы), и украинская народная революционная армия (УНРА). Короче всех бандитов людьми объявили. Никто, как говорится, не оказался обиженным. Всех взяли и в кучу сволокли.
Now lies a pile at the dump stories, preet ...
Yes, here, to the question of smells. Here we received a message about your SIZO, where the spirit is still there. The memory of a free person can be completely off the hook. And bounce. Or maybe yours, as they are right, the staff of these places, as well as the service are?
And what else to explain that our sailors during the forced rest completely forgot the Russian language? I now wonder, and what language in your detention center speak? Already in Chinese or some other? We are told here that you generally know all Chinese.
In short, our sailors communicate now only on the Move. Officially. All papers in court must also be transferred to MOV. Otherwise, do not understand at all. True, to find a translator so that he knew "all shades of gray", in the sense of all the variants of language, is difficult. Understands Bespalchenko - does not understand Kostyshin. Understands Fox - does not understand Varimez. Our heroes gave you a puzzle! Decide. And who says that it is easy to take in full Ukrainian Square sailors?
No, it can be easy to take, but for the rest you will suffer more, this is not Nadia Savchenko.
And here is such a moment, uneasy. Realizing that this is such a difficult matter, and it will take a long time to bathe in the quiche, the defendant Bespalchenko decided ... to marry! And not on a cellmate, but on a real woman. And the natural Ukrainian. To communicate not only words, but also organisms. He sent a dispatch to Ukraine and summoned the bride to his captivity.
The wedding will be celebrated right in the SIZO. It will be beautiful. The head of the SIZO in the role of inspector (or as they are now called there) is a registry office. The head of the punishment cell and the senior overseer in the role of a friend and girlfriend of the spouses. Groom in a freshly striped suit. Bride in veil.
If I messed up in the job titles, you will not seek it. Well, I did not have the opportunity to study the nuances. I hope it will not.
About the wedding night in a separate chamber (or as it is correctly called) in general ... The bars on the windows, decorated with balls, a cake, X-rayed, and so on. In the morning, the young wife declares herself a prisoner of war and awaits the birth of a small prisoner of war.
I have a question for the organizers of the wedding. Where is the nearest Ukrainian registry office? Or will young people be given aggressor papers? They are invalid! And not to invite the ambassador, because there is no him ... Something legal oversight.
Sometimes I am amused by some attempts to seek out the similarities and differences between Ukrainians and Russians. Do you want me to tell you about these differences? On the example of well-known personalities? Look at the Russian artists Gosha Kutsenko and Fyodor Bondarchuk. True, different people? And if you look at the top? Their own mother does not distinguish.
This is what I need. We laugh at ourselves. And you laugh at us. And if you look at the top? I want to envy the inhabitants of your city of Voronezh in a good way. Living on the equator is probably good. Heat. No autumn, winter, spring. Always summer.
And do not turn the finger to the temple. I read the press. There are only facts. In the Voronezh region, the fire season begins in April with 1. Dry it, you see. Throw a match, and burn the entire forest. So what? Does this happen in the middle lane at the beginning of April or somewhere much further south?
And who is very smart and wants to fry kebabs for the weekend, let him immediately prepare a bucket of water and ten thousand rubles a nose for a fine. In the forests, 46 video surveillance posts have already been deployed. M-yes. How similar are our countries from above ...
But we have not thought of this before. We ought to throw a little idea, you see, the money will flow into the budget ... Thought is good!
The cockroach out in the kitchen laughs no worse than a horse. She shouts that she understood why I grow a belly. I wonder how. I do not know why it grows, but she understood. Yells: for brutality. Again, strange. On TV for brutality grow a beard. It screams that I read the net weight and the gross weight on a pack of cereals ... In short, Zelensky of a domestic spill ...
I remembered about the future presidential candidate from the second round. We are interesting creatures - Ukrainians. Today we will go to choose ourselves ... it is not known who knows what for. A bunch of men, most of whom are simply unknown to people, and one very famous lady, perform the song "Choose me, choose me, I am the bird of tomorrow's happiness."
Well, yes, from the pile, we will choose a handful of two candidates. Moreover, the criteria will be interesting. The face face is beautiful and election posters. Everything! We, even for the view, no one said that Ukraine is waiting further. What will happen to the economy? What will happen to the war in the Donbass? What will happen to the tariffs?
Why, leading candidates, even on the live TV debates, beat the big nail. Tymoshenko arrived, and in the studio only extras and presenters. And dead silence on the air, no calls, no SMS. Apparently, they didn’t agree with the price of trolls, or it went out of the way. So why throw the beads in front of ... citizens of Ukraine? Well, many did not.
Looked Sunday morning at the weather outside the window. Well, what rallies, what unrest with such lepote? Sun, spring, + 18 Celsius, + 20 to a good mood. So it pulls to go and ... Well, yes, take it and roll it, but with something tasty. And roll, why not vote for the future?
Sin at home to sit in this weather. And buzz sin. We must go to the park, to the square, to the street. Eat fast food, drink beer, roll the children on the carousel.
I'll go vote. Even honestly, for whom. Maybe living in a circus is better than in a punitive battalion camp. But it is not entirely clear as to whom. So, even without much hope, but I will give mine for Yulia. She, when she was her own, did at least something useful. Many people remember this.
So, the choice is the choice, but my prediction remains valid. Zelensky - Poroshenko. Vote for a maximum of five or six candidates. For the rest, the phrase: "The remaining candidates scored less than 1 percent" is relevant, simply because no one tried to show anything.
Again, I will ask for a quote in your area, and again it will be Voronezh. In my youth, we all listened to such a dashing group "Gaza Strip", originally from this city, and so, there in the "Fairy Tale" words were - well, the illustration is straightforward: "For you" - "Yes, for me!" - "Yes, better into the pool with your head! ”
Well, in general, just like you had in Russia last year, only we have a circus troupe with a larger composition. And so - all the same. Elections without much choice.
"Will" on a wheelbarrow from Lithuania ... Imported, not that!
So far, we have not become the circus arena, the storyteller is still taxing, I will give you such a thing. Recently, on the radio, I listened to the "Frog Princess" - right about us. We are becoming more and more a toad. We are a Ukrainian state. But there is a prospect. The worse the toad is, the more chances to marry Ivan Tsarevich ... Or Vanka the Fool. This is as lucky.
Just do not ask who it is. I do not know myself, apparently, the country was mistaken.
And why? Therefore! Because all the fun we have ahead! And Tymoshenko, and the Hydrant really wanted to the second round, and it was with Zelensky. No, he is beautiful, of course, but in undercover games, he is definitely weak. And there it is already possible to wind-screw up ...
What are we gonna do? So, ready kilogram of fat from godfather Pavlo put! I think that Zelensky's Hydrant can beat, and, most likely, he will do it. But we'll talk about it separately, it's worth it. I have collected such a bag of rumors and gossip over the weekend - you will have to hang out separately.
One, elective from Donbass, I'll pump it out right now. So we decided to show us three figs in Lugansk. To arrange, then, a meeting. On which to express your "Fe!" our elections. Because they, Luhansk, Poroshenko decided not to call for the elections for obvious reasons. We are only here for voters tanks not enough, to be honest.
The idea was not bad, the implementation - as usual. As they were told there, they decided to disguise it as a concert. Creative teams from Russia and all that. Turnout all state employees is strictly required, and so on. Well, you understand, the system that we have that works the same way.
But there was some kind of infection and itched. Who, where, how - I do not know. And no one knows. But two days before the “concert”, on Friday, 29 in March, everyone received such messages. There will be no concert, thanks to everyone, everyone is free.
The roar from the Kremlin flew, apparently, to Lugansk.
I really just all paws "for" this alignment. Well, why do we need competitors? If anyone in any country says about the “circus with horses,” it is immediately clear to everyone that this is not Kazakhstan or Kyrgyzstan. It is Ukraine. And we do not need competitors.
Well, and finally, I congratulate you, my friends, on the fact that legally we are no longer friends! On the day of 1, April, our friendship agreement is all!
Of course, this is more and more for politicians. Whoever wants to be friends, no laws or treaties can prevent this. By myself I know. And for you, by the way, too.
And you the same weather as we have today. Simple human joys and simple, such a desirable family comfort. When people in the country begin to dream of Chamber No. XXUMX as an island of stability, this sounds wildly. But it is necessary to go through this.
Apparently, yes. It's only the beginning...
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