Notes of the Colorado Cockroach. Radioactive fish as the reason for the rationality of Ukrainians

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Huge and warm greetings to all from the city where they continue to play a play based on the biblical stories about Sodom and Gomorrah.





Now we really have a moment when erotica and sex became the main work of the majority of Ukrainians. Everyone has, and in some perverted form, each other. We sit at the TV and "see the light." Thieves, criminals, traitors, separatists, nationalists ...

But, when you think soberly, all our politicians have us. Our brain. Our feelings. Our soul. Our faith. It turns out that they all have us. The power of political prostitutes and organized crime. Big brothel, in which all were. A sort of non-stop carnival and allunklyziv.



The cockroach read the beginning and obliged me to make corrections to the description of the situation. From the point of view of women of Ukraine. "Well, yes, only Sodom and Gomorrah are with you. Before the wedding, everyone says they can five times a night. And then what happens? Then it turns out that they can. But it’s not what we dream of, but look in the fridge and to gobble up. "

In short, as a woman, we now have not a brothel, but a kindergarten. When children are not given yet weaponsas an adult. Yes, and they themselves can not think of anything. Just run around and spit at each other. So everybody is spat upon. And the right and the guilty.

You know, the paradox of the situation today is that a massive attack on the brains of Ukrainians led to the opposite result. A large enough stratum of voters is simply confused. Many today say that there is no one to vote for. So why even vote? Either people will not go, or the newsletters will spoil.

It is almost impossible to convince such people. People do not understand that such actions will play into the hands of precisely those who now control power. By the way, this explains the fact why ballot papers are sealed. In general, while my predictions come true. I am only interested in one thing. What is the mine laid under Zelensky? What power will lay out 2 April?



The fact that the people will not go to the polls is seen by the Americans. At least, US Ambassador Marie Yovanovic has already made a call to go and vote.

An interesting statement for a country in which there is an electoral system, where people look more than they choose their president.

"If you still do not plan to vote in the presidential elections in Ukraine, I urge you to do it. Democracy works only with the active participation of citizens. And the election is how we determine who our leaders will be."


Interestingly, there was information here that there was someone Alexander Zakharchenko in the voter lists who would vote in Donetsk. And Mikhail Tolstoy is present in it. His polling station - № 141380, the house of science and technology locomotive depot Ilovaisk Donetsk region.

Notes of the Colorado Cockroach. Radioactive fish as the reason for the rationality of Ukrainians



I wonder for whom "Batya" and "Givi" vote?















I anticipate the meeting of your prime minister with our presidential candidate and another private individual. Well, you play. Especially, perhaps, decided to make even more discord among the former "white-blue"? Okay, the guys ran off before the election. Vilkul one way, Boyko the other. They broke the protest electorate completely.

Here you are. You meet with those who stood at the origins of the establishment of Maidan power. And what happens? And it turns out that the nonsense that some of our politicians are carrying today has a brown pile beneath! Do not forget that we think a little differently than you. Now persuade us that Russia did not participate in the organization of the Maidan at all!

These are not my thoughts. But these are the thoughts of a part of our people. That part, in whose heads the thought of aggressive Russia is already driven in tightly. The guys just graduated from school, just like that. This is the future of Ukraine. These are those who will soon rise at the helm of government, business, ideology. Bear - he is a bear. In the china shop, it behaves exactly like an elephant. Even more effective at times, because there are still teeth and claws.

As far as I know, the case of Medvedchuk and Boyko is already open. Now the SBU will give them a legal assessment. It is clear that the assessment will be very dependent on the outcome of the election. Although that there may depend, if no one really shines? Well, at least the case will shine ...



Have you ever thought about things that can be interpreted in two ways? Not to be unfounded, I will give an example from your childhood. Remember the tale of Dr. Aibolit? Great humanist who treated the poor little animals. Good tale. Good. One side.

Remember the episode with the bunny, which Aybolit paws sewn on? Great happiness for skipjack. And now think about where Aibolit took these very paws? An interesting approach? You know that I just don’t remember anything. Today I remembered in connection with the annexation of the Crimea.

More precisely, in connection with the verdict of the court to the ex-representative of the Russian president in the Crimea, Oleg Belaventsev. This is a continuation of the topic that I raised above. By the way, by the verdict of the court, Beloventsov received 13 years (in absentia). Lines from a sentence of Svyatoshinsky district court of the city of Kiev.

"Representatives of the Russian authorities in December 2013, through the media, began to incite national discord in Ukraine for the implementation of plans to annex the Crimea. In particular, anti-Ukrainian and pro-Russian sentiments on the peninsula were fueled by propaganda, Russian-speaking xenophobic moods were injected."
"In total, in the period from February 20 to 16 in March 2014, the territory of the Autonomous Republic of Crimea from the territory of the Russian Federation, including Crimea, through the crossing point of the State Border Service of Ukraine, is a ferry, no less than 10 500 of Russian servicemen are illegally relocated by railway ".
"For the capture of the territory, the military of the Russian Federation used 10 tanks, 8 launchers, 80 guns, 25 self-propelled artillery installations, 80 air defense systems, 16 front-line bombers and about 640 trucks. "


As well as many other things, our most humane court in the world recognized the materials of Internet bloggers and other “hot” fans as the basis for such conclusions.

It is clear that such materials often cause disgust and hostility in a normal person. But! Today, the enemies of Russia received a real court sentence. State document to which you can refer!

I honestly do not quite understand the logic of our courts. Now I’ll give you an idea how to get money out of Russia. By the same principle, as do our present "brothers" from Poland and the Baltic States.

It is necessary to recognize the illegal annexation of Crimea by Catherine the Great. Can you imagine how much debt you can count? This will be about five years. Well, at least a year. And how many new millionaires will appear ... So much trucks of money to be taken away - this is not a garden for you to dig up. He wrote himself and was horrified by the thought that there would be a freak who would implement this idea.

I was thinking here. You probably know that on March 14 we celebrate Volunteer Day. Just the day of the creation of punitive battalions. No, volunteer battalions. In principle, it does not matter. Punishers - they are punitive in Ukraine.



So, these same volunteers did not go to the Crimea. It is clear why. 10 tanks this is not a fucking muhra. They went to the Donbass. Against this, Strelkova. Only here the mismatch I get. 14 March 2014 of the year is a little bit earlier than 12 of April 2014 of the year. Our Girkin led our nationalists. Gathered like my Tarakanushka in the theater.

But nothing. We will deal with this. Look at my wife's friend bought a guinea pig cage. There is a drinker so interesting. Gilt foot on the pedal presses, and water flows into a special tray. Guinea pigs are intelligent animals. In extreme cases, her porpoise will tell. Her husband showed her friend how drinking bowl works.

In general, our Nazis today occupy the niche that he thinks Zelensky is leaving. Humor performed by the National Corps. Another series. About 5 000 corps again protested. Again demanded. What? Yes, it does not matter. The main thing is to demand.



In principle, everyone, Natsik and the policemen, have already understood that they will try to push their foreheads together. Because behave calmly. The police are worth it. Corpus speech being pushed. The petition was prepared and handed over to the Hydrant. And for the picture at the end before the police laid flowers and cemetery wreaths. A sort of hint. Twofold.



True, here a little nestykovochka came out. The guys in the police are strong. Their bouquet does not fall down. But there is also a dialogue police. Type of law enforcement to talk. Here is their leader and came under a wreath. Face face cool scratched her.

I had to personally bring to the head of the Kiev police, Andrei Krishchenko, the one who threw the wreath. To explain that this can not be done. She is a woman. Her face is necessary for ... In short, you know.

I talked with one of the experts on the whole of this buza. What do nationalists do? Why is the body buzit and the rest shut up? I'll try and enlighten you. But remember, this version is not mine, but official, but competent authorities. And she expressed in a private, confidential conversation.

The speeches did not just start exactly on the eve of the elections. The task of the National Corps, such a great mystery - to dump the Hydrant. This is the combat vanguard of Kolomoisky and Avakov. They know their strength and capabilities very well. And warned of further action.



NK and their counterparts in favor of a new Ukraine. But there is a fundamental difference that makes them enemies. “Freedom” and their supporters, like С14, are in favor of Ukraine according to the UNR. That in itself puts the Russian-speaking people in the position of second-class people.

NK stand for another country. For the "true Ukraine." A sort of alternative Russian project. Given that in the case of a lot of Russian-speaking, the project is quite satisfied with many. Including ordinary citizens, not supporters of these radicals.

Two scenarios are considered. If the Hydrant peacefully gives up power, then not only those who are in power today, but also "gunpowder" from competing organizations will receive it in the ears. The corps will put pressure on the nationalists of "Freedom" to the fullest. Without a doubt and pity.

If the Hydrant resists, then any options are possible. Up to the "night of long knives". By the way, lists of opponents have long been available to both parties. In short, April, we have to cheerful to the impossibility. But I hope that the blood will not reach. I do not want more Maidan. I feel sorry for myself and I feel sorry for the country.



Do you think I was the first to talk about danger? Alas, I can not please you with their insight. Ahead of the ambassadors of the Big Seven. It was on behalf of these countries that the French Ambassador to Ukraine, Isabelle Dupont, wrote a letter to Avakov. I will cite only one line: "the G7 group is concerned about extremist political movements in Ukraine, whose violent actions are disturbing."

It was necessary, knowing the backstage nature of the responses to such letters, to tap into some of the possibilities of cockroaches. Avakov answered! In short, a preventive conversation was held with the leadership of all nationalists. Alignment and plans of all in the Ministry of Internal Affairs voiced in private. To know what they know there. Leaders "were warned that aggressive attempts to intervene in an honest electoral process ... will lead to corresponding consequences."

Do you know what Vyshivanok said about this? "All the leaders of this corps are FSB agents"! Hmmm ... Five years ago, the same (almost) ambassadors stubbornly pressed Yanukovych. You can not put pressure on the people.

But it is obvious that everything flows, everything changes. Even the thoughts of ambassadors.

Somehow sad writing today. But I remember just recently received criticism from Tarakanushka.

After my monologue on the topic "The time has come to bring order to this gadushnik".

The answer was: “Enough to rant. Even you cannot turn on a washing machine without political slogans!”

I found the reason for our inadequate perception of reality. More precisely not I, and Avakov's department! The reason ... in the department of Avakov! This is a secret to me guys from the SBU whispered. They detained the head of one of the police departments (battalion) in the Chernobyl NPP zone.

Imagine, every day the police supplied Kiev and its environs with fish from the Chernobyl nuclear power plant zone for a tidy amount in 150 000 hryvnia! Fish went to us through the CAT Dityatki. From that very pond and that very river.



So, half of the inhabitants of the capital of our Motherland are already shining like New Year trees. It is clear why the near future of Ukraine is a state of cockroaches?

Okay. Morning asks in the window. From the kitchen again pulled so that the paws themselves go there. Begins a new week. New round is not clear what. But we must survive and win. In spite of everything.



And you still have the same smiles and good mood. Life always brings something positive. You just have to look and think. Remember the happiness of the hare that Aybolit paws sewed on. And do not think where they came from a good doctor. And I will go to be the head of Tarakanushka on culinary issues. Will live!
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  1. +3
    27 March 2019 06: 42
    Good day Panov! For the first time it was not written in the style where all the essence is in the title. The bottom line is, copied Somehow sad wrote today. I understand that I live here calmly and rejoice in sanctions, to be honest, I am also worried about neighboring events. Even the March issue of Studio 95 quarter turned out to be some kind of vile thing, so to speak, even if the humor in Krajina (by the way it was introduced in the same quarter) comes to a head .... Good luck, Pan Targan!
    1. +3
      27 March 2019 07: 22
      studio quarter 95 some kind of vile

      For me, so Quarter 95, that Gum bend and the abomination is utter. I forgot already when I looked at this crowd ... (I didn’t find normal words, but you can understand what I meant, who are there in the brothels?).
      1. 0
        30 March 2019 06: 01
        Uh! Uh! Why did you confuse the brothel here? There, women honestly work out their money, not like these .. like them .. uh ... well, politics. I could not find the right word for which they would not be banned.
  2. +7
    27 March 2019 07: 10
    About koradsky hi
    I am now more interested in the question, and what will happen in two steps? Well, Poroshenko won, we were able to score him “Natsiks”, but what's next? Will two spiders, Kolomoisky and Avakov, be able to get along? Or "the night of long knives" will smoothly turn into days, weeks, months ...?
  3. +3
    27 March 2019 07: 40
    Dyakaya Cockroach, and do not leave us residually.
  4. 0
    27 March 2019 08: 22
    Pan Okoloradsky, so whose Crimea? Answer me as a Ukrainian non-Ukrainian.
    PS And the legs hurt a bunny Ai printed on a 3d printer.
  5. +8
    27 March 2019 08: 58
    I liked this, from the article:
    NK and their counterparts in favor of a new Ukraine. But there is a fundamental difference that makes them enemies. “Freedom” and their supporters, like С14, are in favor of Ukraine according to the UNR. That in itself puts the Russian-speaking people in the position of second-class people.
    NK stands for another country. For "true Ukraine". A sort of alternative Russian project.

    Do you understand that everything you describe from the outside seems to be varieties of a well-known brown substance?
    Do you understand that we don’t have any interest in sorting out these varieties, but there is an increasing desire to flush this whole thing into the toilet?
    Do you understand that before this decisive process we will not delve into this and look for diamonds and seeds of useful plants there?
    Why am I doing this? Yes here.
    As you have, a new generation has grown up, and it hates Russia. And of course we are to blame for this ...
    Yes, to be honest, we don't care. This generation can mess in its pit and eat each other as much as necessary. No need to climb outside. And even more so touch the bear. If a bear is really angry, he will not spare anyone.

    And now, therefore, a joke.
    Dr. Aibolit attached his own legs to the bunny. So his genius was shown.
    If it was doctor Mykola Aibolitenko, he would probably let the bunny go for stew, and tell everyone that he was trying to save, but the "Muscovite oaths" killed the bunny.

    Hello to your colleagues from the SBU!
    1. +4
      27 March 2019 10: 14
      Here you go. Honestly, for the first time I read the accusation of the Cockroach at work on the SBU. Although .. Who knows where he really works. And the fact that he knows a little more than the others has already been proven more than once.
      And on all other points you are contradicting yourself. You are not interested, but you have carefully read the entire article. But I wonder. Although not often comment on the Cockroach.
  6. BAI
    +4
    27 March 2019 09: 24
    Now convince us that Russia did not participate in the organization of the Maidan at all!

    The political illiteracy of our government is unprecedented! Why this demarche on the eve of the election? To get tampering charges? I wrote earlier to the news about this meeting that political suicides arrived in Moscow, I will repeat this now (although I caught a bunch of minuses then).
    1. 0
      28 March 2019 17: 19
      It was not political suicides who came to Moscow, but those who had been mutilating from the aligarchs with transit and gas supplies to Ukraine, and now they were breaking through the ground, what to do next. They who came to Medvedev are equally involved with Poroshonko. So it goes.
  7. +1
    27 March 2019 09: 58
    This is the combat vanguard of Kolomoisky and Avakov.
    ...Who would doubt that
  8. +1
    27 March 2019 11: 07
    Quote: BAI
    Now convince us that Russia did not participate in the organization of the Maidan at all!

    The political illiteracy of our government is unprecedented! Why this demarche on the eve of the election? To get tampering charges? I wrote earlier to the news about this meeting that political suicides arrived in Moscow, I will repeat this now (although I caught a bunch of minuses then).

    subscribe. Indeed, the result of all this is not zero, but even negative!
  9. +2
    27 March 2019 12: 21
    Bear - he is a bear. In a china shop, it behaves exactly like an elephant.

    British scientists have proven that a drunken hedgehog in a finished product warehouse of a condom factory is much worse ... laughing
  10. 0
    27 March 2019 17: 19
    I looked at the photos from the streets - as we have in Russia in the 90s .... They are far behind us ....
  11. +1
    27 March 2019 18: 19
    judging by the number of comments, UA is no longer interesting to anyone ....
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  13. AVK
    +1
    28 March 2019 16: 21
    I have been reading cockroach notes for a long time. What can I say, some kind of cognitive dissonance is read between the lines. And the main thing is not entirely, or rather, it is not at all clear what people from Krajina want))) the general mass does not know what they want, they don’t want to work with us, it also doesn’t work with Europe, they don’t know how to live. A cockroach .... A cockroach is the same thing - sort it out, figure out where to swim and with whom. Itself rushes, neither to ours, nor to yours. It’s sad to read recently, even the statement of life now in his mouth is not like before. Hopelessness is everywhere. Decide already, damn what you want, in the end. And to be honest, it becomes disgusting to hear about the country404, from how you brought up and bring up the young generation, pah.
    1. 0
      28 March 2019 17: 23
      You see, if you decide to "drown" in one gate, you can also fly like plywood over a famous city .... It's not a fact that you can guess the right gate.
  14. 0
    28 March 2019 16: 27
    Greetings, Cockroach, oh, and there you have circuses with theaters there, let them eat each other of NK with the Svobodovites, but somewhere in a quiet corner .. Yes, even in the Chernobyl zone ...
    Although the fish was already smart there ... Here's the video: [media = http: //s01.yapfiles.ru/files/2026051/af57c3136fc1625804cda3049ca493db.mp4? Token = MDIwMjYwNTEtMTU1Mzc3OTIxMA]
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