Notes of the Colorado Cockroach. Election results will be announced on April Fool's Day
Why even we? Yes, because there is no person in Ukraine today who even for a fraction of a percent believed that the upcoming elections could be fair. Even grandmas who will sell their vote for a hundred hryvnia even to God, even for the devil, and they perfectly understand that the elections will be won not by people, but by money. Whoever promises more will win. Notice, not give, but only promise ...
I remembered an episode from my personal life. We are newlyweds. Well, as often happens in a young family, we are fighting for patriarchy or matriarchy in the family. My cockroach and her sharp tongue you know. So, I stand at the sink, wash the dishes after dinner and prepare to start the "fighting" for the proper distribution of responsibilities for the house.
"Darling, do you not think what is happening now, I mean washing dirty dishes that harms my manhood?" Beautifully said yes? But she instantly cut me off. "Tyu. Try the dishes with the paws of Mitya. And the situation is good for taking care of you." And in fact specifically moved to MOV. To, then, more painful to prick.
Approximately the same is the case with the choice of the president. We are waiting for “we will do the dishes with our paws,” but in fact we will vote with “dignity”. Even what happens among nationalists and radicals is more like a movie. Remember "Ivan Vasilyevich is changing his profession ..."? The famous, but little quoted phrase: "The army rebelled. They say the king is not real!"
I'll start with one news, на которую почти никто у нас внимания не обратил. В свете скандала с запчастями к технике и вооружению, которые закупались в России. А стоило бы. 11 марта, в ходе брифинга в Генштабе украинской armies, начальник Управления вооружения ВС Украины генерал-майор Николай Шевцов прямо заявил, что без российских комплектующих наша армия не может!
Honestly, I don’t understand why you can’t buy all these parts right from you? Still, they are well aware that everything has been invented a long time ago and it can be explained quite simply. Yes, Russia is an aggressor, but a hybrid! So, you can buy and need. To the glory of Ukraine.
But we raised the booze to the whole country. We demand to punish all those who were engaged in supplying our own army when they themselves destroyed all the enterprises and design bureaus. Is it really so hard to understand simple truth? Do not know how to hold an answer, be ready to take a punch! What really happened.
I get a lot of questions from readers. It is impossible to answer everything at once, so I will answer gradually. I think it’s worth starting with the radicals. What happens to the nationalists today? Why on TV screens began to occur heated debate between their leaders. Who uses whom?
Studying history I came to the conclusion that often a handful of facts can spoil the most well thought-out gossip. Fake, in youth. And even our loved ones, with their interesting logic. By the way, have you ever wondered why women in the morning "pshikayut" varnish themselves on her hair? Cockroaches their poison! Therefore, such a logic ... No cockroaches.
So, the National Corps is called the main troublemaker in Ukraine. I read a lot of comments on this Corps and realized that you have little idea of the structure of this education. So let me explain something.
The National Corps today is not one, but several organizations at once. At the base - the regiment "Azov". Part of the special purpose of the MIA of Ukraine. The fighters who fought in the Donbass, returned home and are included in the reserve unit "Azov". The training and ideological knowledge of such fighters is appropriate. Call it a fist hull.
By the way, this explains a fairly large number of ethnic Russians in the National Corps. In the Donbas in the composition of the "Azov" fought a large number of Russian-speaking. It is ridiculous, but it is precisely these “people who have lived together with the blood of their own, who predicted that history” people are now called “the project of the Kremlin”. Do not be surprised, but enough Ukrainians think that way.
The next structural part of the National Corpus is the National Corps political party. Nothing new has been invented here. The party, like all other such associations, is fighting for power. These are carriers of the ideology of the body.
And the third, in many respects still pseudo, but the organization is the “National Squads”, which I have already told and shown to you. The union of youth who profess the same ideals as the older comrades of the corps. The squad conducts training of young people for military service. It is in the "Azov". Conducts ideological processing. This is a real, approximately 2 000-th reserve of Azov in case of deployment.
Пока что в противостоянии с полицией задействуют именно эти резервы. Обкатывают молодежь в стычках. Да и для телевизионной картинки мальчишки и девчонки подходят идеально. Они же дети! Корпус стоит "в засаде". Учитывая то, что полиция ничего не забыла из событий 2014-го, бойцы Нацкорпуса — это реальная сила. Именно military force.
The whole organization is headed by the people's deputy Andrei Biletsky. In general, I can say, maybe an unpleasant thought, the body is considered neither good nor bad. Often do the things that need to be done. But often, and such that we condemn. You know, like a zebra. In general, good, but in the evil, even evil stripes.
The paradox of the situation is that the performance of the National Corpus clearly showed the whole of Ukraine who goes under whom. Moreover, the radicals were forced to take sides. Now it has become clear even to the villagers that С14 is a proportional organization, "official radicals." Accordingly, the National Corpus is the brainchild of Avakov.
Biletsky, however, strongly denies this. I will cite a direct quote:
The police covers Poroshenko, as the mother of her child, in particular, the National Corps represses in Cherkasy, but for some reason, it’s not for Avakov and Poroshenko who belong to one coalition, but for me. This is absurd and nonsense. "
I don’t know if I’m right, but I think that the National Corps ’speech is the beginning of the implementation of the force option of the elections. Why do I think so? Just the logic of events suggests. Strange, but two weeks before the elections nothing happens at the headquarters of Tymoshenko and Zelensky. Silence.
Do not believe it, but in Kiev, most of the campaign tents have disappeared somewhere. People are no longer called to vote for someone. I, this weekend, met only one active tent. Yes, and that - our radical representative of sexual minorities, Oleg Lyashka.
I have never paid attention to him, simply because we have not yet come to a homoprezidenta. True, the candidate himself does not think so, as he claims to everyone who takes his junk paper in his hands.
They say you can not use the toilet. Dangerously. Well, you understand me, right?
And further. There is one fact that no one talks about. But which, coupled with the activization of the nationalists, looks quite alarming. We, I mean the voters of Ukraine, and not the Ukrainians, who were deprived of this right, were almost convinced that the Hydrant would go to the second round! At least in certain circles it is said about this. They say that as a fait accompli.
We are waiting for April Fool's Day.
Okay. Let's return to our defense industry. Again, according to our national logic. Do you think your and our logic are the same? I have told you many times about the difference. Do not be afraid to say it again.
We, like you once, have state-wide logic. The bottom line is simple. If you can not, but really want - you can! Nothing Cockroach lied? The Soviet roots remained. In-oh-oh ... And we have a different logic. Similar, but different. If necessary, but do not want to, then you can not do it! Got a difference?
In short, for some reason we dropped in the rating of suppliers of weapons from 5 to 12 place. Are you surprised now? We destroyed the industry and other ... And the Soviet sold for a long time. It's like that. Only Yuzhmash plows in two shifts, fulfilling American orders. And other defense plants are not idle.
Do you know who is to blame for this regrettable fact? You! Not you specifically. And Russia with its hybrid aggression. Perhaps you do not know, but even now it is Russia that is the main buyer of Ukrainian military products. More precisely, was. Until the year before last. In recent years, I simply have no data.
Yes, we have banned the supply of products to Russia. So what? There are gray schemes. We showed you how to do it. Could buy through Belarus. And so, we lost 23% of imports because of you!
The sarcasm that you caught in the previous paragraph is really present. A business engaged in defense production really groans from the lack of access to the Russian market. What was said and said about the quality and relevance of Ukrainian products on the sidelines is explicit.
For some reason, in my brain-crumbling minds, I thought that the collapse of the industry in Ukraine is just a manifestation of the ergofobii of our government and the president. But it turned out to be a hybrid war!
Speaking of war. Not the one that we can’t finish in the Donbas. I'm about another, which is even more dangerous. As in Vyshivanka. When he feels bad, he sings. When he sings - bad for the rest. When the rest is bad - he feels good. Here and our military, not particularly advertising this event, "started singing".
Those who live near the arsenals know how the authorities react to all sorts of holidays, elections, activists and truth lovers. Purely military. APU is not original in this regard. It's like in show business. Remember how good the songs were at a time when they were still allowed to sing to ugly girls and young men?
So, almost a month ago, according to the special services of the Ukrainian Armed Forces, they introduced increased security at arsenals and other military facilities. True, there was a little nuance here. We are now protecting warehouses in a new way. Not in Russian. Given the experience of NATO!
I talked with one military expert about this. Though he is in high ranks, he is quite an adequate man. And funny. Yes, do not worry, you say. The sentries increased. Additional posts set. And you know, in the order of Shvets (this is the head of our Central Directorate of Security of Military Service, Nikolay Shvets) it is said "in connection with the elections". Not in connection with the war or the aggression of neighbors, but with the elections.
And about NATO experience laughed. Given the previous attacks of the UAV and UFO, all sentries will certainly give out nets. To catch the attackers. Interestingly, and the sentry who will catch this UFO will receive an order? Or a medal? The fact that these UFOs will soon loom over our arsenals is not even discussed. Tradition!
Something I am writing to you today is very serious. Life sometimes throws out such a trick that it is simply impossible not to laugh. I think one such joke of life is worth telling today. To improve the mood.
Spring is different with its impermanence. It acts on everything and everyone. Including the weather. We had here in nature hurricane 11 March. When the tree fell so successfully, it was impossible for the deputies to leave the Rada. Yes, then a lot of dangerous and funny happened. I was lucky to meet this hurricane on Solomenskaya Square.
In short, I was nearly killed by the criminal. No, not those gloomy people in headdresses and caps. They do not even know about their attack on the Cockroach. I almost got killed by their criminal cases!
Imagine, you stand, you don’t touch anyone, and suddenly ... Whack a criminal case near you. In the sense fell. And then one more and more ... And the sheets fly around like huge snowflakes. They fly and cover the earth with a white carpet ... Thousands of sheets and hundreds of case folders ...
I later began to understand. When I moved myself to a safe distance, out of harm's way. What happened? It turned out that the criminal cases from the Court of Appeal "fled." Ostensibly their wind blew out. Thousands of criminal cases on the street. Even the roadway was littered with papers. Here is nature having fun.
We often have cases that cause some surprise. I was recently told an old case from the history of the war. When a fighter was very careful about his arms. After any shooting literally licked machine. Turned out to be an amnestied killer. Habit is second nature.
Approximately the same happened with forgotten by all Ira Fahrion. I even had to shovel a television program to watch her performance. Later, however, the speech appeared on the network. So, who is interested, can look. Especially useful for women, because Irene lupanula about the Eighth of March.
There is one more statement. Already on the elections and presidential candidates. The former people's deputy from the Freedom faction Fahrion believes that only a nationalist president can save Ukraine.
"Ruslan Koshulinsky should become the President of Ukraine."
I seem to understand women. Understand why they are so ... so! From a great mind. There is a flaw in nature. An intelligent woman is almost impossible to find an equal man. Do fool no such problems. All men are good.
Our Hydrant is to blame for my insight! Are you aware of the latest Hydrant shows on Saturday and Sunday? In the course of his race in the spring puddles from the loving electorate? I have not yet seen such a shame for the country's leader. Even the escape of Yanukovych looked quite logical. Right...
In short, we urgently need to become a fool to choose a new president.
Well, the penultimate thing, for a snack, just a selection of photos taken this past weekend. A couple (I confess, I was not there) took from the Internet. For contrast, let's say.
Do you understand the difference? On some photos - Kiev, on others - Kiev.
In the end, again, seriously about sore. About Vladimir Skachko. He is in hospital now. I could not stand the body 60-year-old man pressure power. Maybe it's for the best. Maybe it was specially intended by nature to save a man.
I learned through my channels about the conditions of detention in the Kherson prison. Frankly, it will kill Skachko literally in days. Imagine a camera 5 on 6 meters. 16 beds, but 21 prisoner. Five sleep in turns. In the afternoon, guests from the neighboring cells also come. In the cartouche spread, smoke. The TV does not turn off at all. Even at night you can listen to music at full volume.
I do not know whether Vladimir will see these notes. Maybe retell on the local "radio". But I want to say again: Vladimir, we are with you. Hold on. Fascism will soon eat itself. We, your colleagues, will contribute to this process as much as possible.
And to you, dear readers, as always smiles and joys in the coming days. Whatever happens, we will live! To live like human beings!
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