Results of the week. Our experiment

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Hard experiment "Results of the week"

The "Results of the week" rubric conducts a unique experiment - literally on itself. Drum roll, death number ... Warning: do not repeat this on yourself, healers do not recommend.



In order to experience all the cruelty of the repressive state apparatus associated with the publication of fakes, we find courage in ourselves and publish: “The Russian economy will grow in the coming years at a rate higher than the world average” - r-plyaz! “25 million new (high-tech, naturally) jobs will appear in the country” - d-va! The retirement age, while the president is the same, will not rise - be-Ree! ..

Well, after that immediately:
People dobraaai! Skint who how much can, to pay fines ...

Pah-pah-pah, so as not to cry ... Next - a knock on the head. Yes, in its own way, not according to the deputy, of course



Respect the servant of the people. With fines - to a bright future


Comments from our readers:

lwxx

Joke of the times of Brezhnev. Argue Russian and American who have more democracy. The American says: I’ll go out with a poster "Reagan **** (censorship is not allowed, you understand)" to the White House and I will not have anything. Our answer, I can also go to Red Square with a poster of "Reagan ****" and nothing will happen to me either. I'm afraid such anecdotes will soon become relevant.


YOUR

Unfortunately, it is they who set the rules of the game and the tariffs and salaries.
I would not be surprised if there will be an addition to this law, according to which they will pay a premium to those who point out those who criticize deputies and other authorities. In general, everyone is silent!


Nick

Life has become more fun. 80 years ago, for the wrong word 10 years were given without the right of correspondence, and even with a green paint they smeared their foreheads. And now only afford to beat.


Angelic fleet

Mrs. Chancellor thought that sending the German ships in the direction of Russian Kerch is not at all something that can warm a respectable German burgher. It is quite another thing - gas directly. Yes - aggressive, yes - undemocratic, yes - intolerant, but ... cheap and without intermediaries. Therefore, it was explained to the obstetrician-gynecologist Ursula that the strategy of the Ministry of Defense still goes beyond the framework of the well-known chair. So, Angela and her “angel” fleet remain mostly in their native waters - so, they say, calmer.



Merkel does not want German sailors to cry on their knees


Comments from our readers:

Cat Kuzya

In this stories What scares you most is that the creature Ursula von der Lyayen, who is not just a creature, but also the “minister of defense” of a strong state, without even thinking, not doubting one iota, was led to American provocation! And if it were not for Merkel, who has all the brains? How can you put a stupid chicken minister of defense? What else will this creature throw out on orders from overseas?


Nyrobsky

She is an obstetrician-gynecologist by profession, and therefore, in assessing the consequences of provocation, she argues with medical terms and evaluations. She just can not professionally look wider.


Cowbra

The most interesting thing about this. This is how it was necessary to bake it Merkel, which all the years of premiership, the States firmly held on a hook? Remember, even the famous scandal with wiretapping in Germany by the German politicians by the US intelligence services - it was Merkel who let the brakes down, although apparently this scandal cost her her own failure, but here the doll has finally resisted the horn ...


Dig and Reign

During the week, the Ukrainian military-river, ugh - the sea, of course ... the fleet conducted important exercises. The Admiralty of the UMCU developed a plan that meant obtaining complete domination over a single square of the water area of ​​the previously excavated Black Sea, and after it the Azov Sea. At the first stage, the sea waves were suppressed by well-aimed throws of grenades. On the second, shooting at the crests of foam showed the final advantage of the Ukrainian sea wolves over the sea.



Members ridiculed the teachings of the Ukrainian Navy: "Again, all the fish have won"
Emergency dams of the Dnieper cascade of Ukraine are close to a breakthrough




Comments from our readers:

zsdk

Pisces did not win, but only scared.


cniza

The trouble is that they brought themselves to extreme hysteria, and what is a psychopath capable of? , and they are at our side.


Ilya-spb

Once I read an alternative prophetic novel, with elements of S.Т.А.Л.К.Е.Р.а.Он He was devoted to the breakthrough of dams and accidents at nuclear power plants of Ukraine. There was a radioactive contamination of Kiev and other cities.
Ukraine was divided to the East with the capital in Kharkov, where Russia sent troops, and to the West with the capital in Lviv, where NATO troops led.
Prophecy?


Russia lags behind, but attacks

If you read the Western, including Swedish, press in the morning, then anything can happen to the body - especially if it is read directly by the western man in the street. The same media first write that Russia is “everything”, that the country has no technological backlog, Tanks rusty, planes walk on foot. And then - suddenly - Russia almost attacks the peacefully sleeping Baltic states with hypersonic cruise missiles and burns out democratic American satellites in geostationary orbit with laser installations. In general, a full guard.



You can defeat Russia, you need to defeat Russia!
Baltic Detective from Swedish "military analysts"


Comments from our readers:

Chichikov

All this fuss, not just the words of individuals! It is enough to recall the recent territorial claims against the Russian right in Finland and Estonia, the statements and statements of the leaders of the Baltic countries, and Poland, on the issues of “deterrence”, “threats from Europe to Russia”, its aggressiveness and so on.

The United States and NATO are actively preparing for war with Russia, and not on paper, but in reality. And the growth of such statements, comes from the fact that, most likely, this issue was considered in NATO. Further, as always, - somewhere at the gatherings of Russophobes "a little leaked", in the form of hints, which came to the lower ranks, this activated them. Well, and the leaders of the former “Grand Duchy of Lithuania”, speak out on the basis of a premonition of “joyful arousal,” about a possible solution to their problems by the forces of the whole West.

And all that is happening today in the Russian Armed Forces, according to the redistribution of forces and means, suggests that the government understands everything and takes priority measures - it is not fatty today for “Armata”, “Su-57” and other innovations. Everything rushes to the fact that it is able to sell "ardor" and confidence in an easy walk! This is the answer to articles like "What kind of ships we need," "When will be Almaty and so on."


Berber

It's like that. They calculate different options. But the last nuclear doctrine of Russia is a big “thorn in the bottom” of these strategists. I think that in the case of limited conflicts, at a minimum, a tactical nuclear one will immediately move.


Megawatnik1

The descendants of those whom Russia has broken many times, again dream of revenge. History teaches nothing. Rather, they simply do not know her, or they misinterpret everything.


Have you arrived?

Discussion of the management of Rogozin Corporation "Roscosmos" with negative notes is surprising. As if until recently we only did that we plowed up the expanses of the Universe, collected squashes on Mars and played hockey on Europe (on the one that is a satellite). And here, you understand, Rogozin came - and at once somehow it didn't work out. Yes, all the last decades the development of our space program was somehow, to put it mildly, strange. It got to the point that the launch of the rocket, which was able to bring the load into orbit, is set by a “cosmic” achievement, as if the yard was not 2019, but 1961. Then let's go. What now? - come?



Rogozin and cosmonautics: who wins?


Comments from our readers:

Grandfather

Rogozin and cosmonautics: who wins?
If this is a tote, then I bet on Rogozin - I am sure he is wearing Roscosmos around.
Rogozin became a legend during his lifetime; it was during his time they began to drill holes in the ISS!


figwam

And why no one admires yesterday's start of the "Union"?




Uncle lee

Though Rogozin, though Ooskin, even Travkin - will not be confused. The system, however ...


Buy yourself a piece of democracy

And Trump - young man! He knocks out money, as he can, where his hands go. And with the presence of 700 and more bases around the world, with 700 and more than billions of dollars spent on defense, these hands go to the second place. You want - pay and get protection. If you don’t want, don’t pay, and then they can find a little less democracy than it needs for American loyalty. So many are forced to acquire for themselves a piece of democracy, that the mosaic has developed.



Pay for security! Businessman in the chair of the president


Comments from our readers:

Saffron

Tyrants and dictators bad, racket good. (c) Trump.


samarin1969

What Trump says to voters is one thing. And the fact that the United States now behaves like a bull terrier is different. He wants to win everywhere. Against Russia, he created a specialized financial intelligence unit of the US Treasury, structures military aid to Ukraine, etc. Trump interferes "in everything and everyone."


polar fox

If I were Trump, I’d do the same ... The rape must pay for the guard, once the gynecologists put up the defense ministers.


skinar

New service from the USA: Tanksharing, if it is not possible to contain a tank division, you can take it at the moment of need and use only the necessary time! In addition, you yourself can choose a model of the tank, as well as order American crews (also for a fee). Regular customers are provided with a NATO club card (simple, silver, gold and platinum level), offering discounts, bonus points and miles on American Airlines !!!
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  1. +1
    17 March 2019 05: 58
    Ms. von der Leyen is simply aiming for Merkel, and since there is nothing to brag about in her assets, her activities as Minister of Defense cannot be called destructive, it remains to demonstrate a pro-American position, in the hope of support.
  2. +7
    17 March 2019 05: 58
    Hard experiment "Results of the week"
    The section "Weekly Results" conducts a unique experiment - literally on itself

    The namelessness of "Results", is it also a "unique experiment"? request
    1. +2
      17 March 2019 06: 10
      Quote: aszzz888
      The namelessness of "Results", is it also a "unique experiment"?

      as if you don’t know the authors! smile
      1. +3
        17 March 2019 06: 17
        Grandfather (Grandfather Old) Today, 06: 10
        0
        Quote: aszzz888
        The namelessness of "Results", is it also a "unique experiment"?

        as if you don’t know the authors! smile

        I know. That is why I ask, what if there are others? or is it a "unique experiment"? request
        1. +2
          17 March 2019 12: 34
          Quote: aszzz888
          I know. That is why I ask, what if there are others? or is it a "unique experiment"?

          Also noticed this .. hi Skororokhov will soon appear as a co-author ..
      2. +4
        17 March 2019 06: 58
        Grandfather (Grandfather Old) Today, 06: 10
        as if you don’t know the authors! smile

        So the author appeared
        .
        Author:
        Alexey Volodin
        1. +1
          17 March 2019 08: 09
          Quote: aszzz888
          So the author appeared

          And Oleg Chuvakin seems to have gone underground laughing
          1. +3
            17 March 2019 08: 12
            79807420129 (Vlad.) Today, 08: 09
            0
            Quote: aszzz888
            So the author appeared

            And Oleg Chuvakin seems to have gone underground underground

            Why, then, right? Maybe a person is on vacation, God forbid! , went to increase? But you never know ...
            1. +8
              17 March 2019 08: 56
              And Oleg Chuvakin seems to have gone underground underground

              It has been said: "hard experiment"! There will be only one responsibility for the "experiment" - they will give less. Two - this is already a "gangbang", and hence another term. laughing
          2. +1
            17 March 2019 13: 00
            Quote: 79807420129
            And Oleg Chuvakin seems to have gone underground

            He lives in taiga in Siberia ... hi
  3. +8
    17 March 2019 05: 58
    Our State Duma is something belay
    Now, if a deputy steals it, then publicly calling him who he really is is becoming a dangerous business ... does this also apply to other areas in our wonderful state ... God, where are we going so fast with this State Duma?
    1. +7
      17 March 2019 06: 08
      We have freedom of speech - anyone can tell the whole truth about the official, and there will be nothing for him. Unlike the one who told. smile
      1. +3
        17 March 2019 06: 13
        We have freedom of speech - anyone can tell the whole truth about the official, and there will be nothing for him. Unlike the one who told.

        Let's look at Poklonskaya ... they say from its submission some State Duma deputies became objects of interest to the Investigative Committee of Russia ... if they didn’t close it earlier ... a brave woman ... went against the system.
        1. -1
          17 March 2019 08: 30
          Quote: The same Lech
          We have freedom of speech - anyone can tell the whole truth about the official, and there will be nothing for him. Unlike the one who told.

          Let's look at Poklonskaya ... they say from its submission some State Duma deputies became objects of interest to the Investigative Committee of Russia ... if they didn’t close it earlier ... a brave woman ... went against the system.

          It's good if so ... The opinion of "evil analysts" is floating around in the sense that Poklonskaya, which went against the system, will form its own party for the upcoming elections to the State Duma, which, according to the plan, should pick up or intercept the falling banner from the hands of the party We Eat Russia, which has weary Russians. If it does not work to "intercept", then having received a certain number of Duma mandates and entering into a coalition with United Russia will give this party the opportunity to keep the Duma majority for Edrom. Now the politician you mentioned is "building up assets" in order to ensure her popularity and support of the average voter.
          After such feints as "The age for retirement is" nepokobelim "and will not be raised, good morning Russians with a promotion!" all this public remains to be looked at with a certain feeling of distrust, and all their promises should be at least divided by four and taken with the prefix "not". True, Poklonskaya herself did not vote for raising the retirement age, for which she should have fallen into disgrace from her party members, but for some reason she did not.
          1. 0
            17 March 2019 09: 56
            Voted in favor on the third reading
      2. +2
        17 March 2019 13: 47
        Quote: GKS 2111
        We have freedom of speech - anyone can tell the whole truth about the official, and there will be nothing for him. Unlike the one who told. smile

        Like our VO site, it's just the opposite ..)))) wink
    2. -1
      17 March 2019 13: 22
      "God, where are we heading so rapidly with this State Duma?"
      Answer only in HELL or already there.
  4. +4
    17 March 2019 06: 12
    "Respect the servant of the people. With fines - in a bright future", I liked Matvienko's speech on the reaction of the Internet audience to the adoption of the law, you’ll scold the authorities, they will fine you, you will praise the authorities, again you will be fined just like a fake.
    1. +3
      17 March 2019 07: 44
      Madame Matvienko wants to organize a "Ministry of Happiness" in Russia (following the example of the United Arab Emirates) ... which will measure the level of "people's happiness" and issue recommendations if cho, like him, well, this very people, make them happy well esho more fellow The people of Russia, the UAE, the future is our Ministry of Happiness ... and Cho, we are all people's sheikhs in the near future (apparently, including Sheikh Ashot wassat ) ??? What is the widest horizon of events ahead good
      It’s not in vain that they have dismissed the State Duma from a drug test. Zadornov (the kingdom to him be heaven) spoke correctly - GOSDURA and the point fool
  5. 0
    17 March 2019 06: 21
    Indeed, it was a good start,
    When the rockets started.
    Rogozin with the apparatus dared.
    Once again, "missed".
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  7. +1
    17 March 2019 06: 34
    It will not be fashionable to criticize, but actually they wanted to spit on criticism. Again anonymous letters and denunciations to the competent authorities will come into fashion. History is cyclical.
    1. 0
      17 March 2019 07: 34
      Quote: shinobi
      ... but actually they didn’t care about criticism.

      If. We greatly underestimate the influence of public opinion on power. They are not able to solve this issue at the ideological level and therefore have descended to the power.
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  10. +3
    17 March 2019 07: 28
    Thank you, authors, for your work. All just great. It is especially nice to know that the turns of the spiral of history are known over time.
    Anecdote from the times of Brezhnev. A Russian and an American are arguing over who has more democracy. The American says: I'm going to go out with a banner "Reagan **** (censorship won't let you in, you understand)" to the White House and nothing will happen to me. Our answer is: I can also go out to Red Square with a "Reagan ****" poster and nothing will happen to me either. I'm afraid such jokes will become relevant soon.

    I am no longer afraid that they may become relevant. It becomes disgusting to me that in such anecdotes only names and surnames change ...
    I wanted to write an answer, but ... I won't. Let the artists draw their "fig-wam":
  11. +6
    17 March 2019 07: 32
    The Admiralty of the Naval Forces of Ukraine has developed a plan that implied gaining complete dominance over a single square of the water area of ​​the previously excavated Black Sea.

    We will never be brothers
    You broke our boats,
    And they shouted at us through the mother,
    Offending at the Crimean fairway!
  12. +3
    17 March 2019 07: 59
    "... life has become more fun .... 80 years ago .... they smeared my forehead with brilliant green ..."
    And even now I am not against some people "smearing their forehead with brilliant green", only it would be more beneficial for the state and for the people, and I think many here will agree with me.
    And then, then, then missiles do not fly, then during the construction of cosmodromes, theft of huge amounts is detected ....
  13. +4
    17 March 2019 08: 37
    Thanks to the authors for the review! Well, 5 cents about miracles in Ukraine ....
    In Ukraine, houses are being built from technical hemp. According to the authors of the new and already patented technology, such houses are the future trend in green building.
    They clarify that cannabis housing retains heat for a long time, maintains air humidity and allows significant savings.
    Such houses today cost 25% more than brick houses. The authors of the technology assure: in the end, it pays off precisely thanks to energy efficiency.
    By the way, an interesting feature of hemp houses is that you can give them any shape


    that's interesting, but can you smoke this house?
    Science News !!! It turns out that gas is compressed in winter, and the indicators on the meters because of this are not true. That is why, on receipts, the numbers are slightly larger than the counter shows you. Well, and besides (in small print) the gas price (receives Neftegaz) is paid the trade margin (Oblgaz sales), transportation (Ukrtransgaz), distribution (Kievoblgaz) - didn’t they seem to forget anyone? And do not care that the price exceeds the pension four times. These are trifles! Trump can still learn from us. how to beat out money!
  14. +4
    17 March 2019 08: 39
    It is necessary to rewrite the Constitution, deprive the Tatupeds of immunity, establish a FIXED salary for them, the term of work in the Duma is only one, and that is for 4 years! And then they are there at all at the expense of the people only wipe their pants! That there is a steam-supply office, that it is not there, their siting out only affects the economy of the country sharply negatively!
    1. 0
      17 March 2019 09: 04
      Quote: Thrifty
      It’s necessary to rewrite the Constitution, to deprive Tatupeds of immunity,

      This requires a law "On the Constitutional Assembly", which must be adopted by the Tatupedas. There were already four such attempts, but things are still there. They understand very well what this threatens them.

      Quote: Thrifty
      the term of work in the Duma is only one

      Do you want the laws by which we all live to be made by amateurs?

      Duma should disperse and return to the Soviets people's deputies. Neither any parties nor any party lists. If we want laws to be adopted in the interests of the people, then legislators should be from the people.
      1. +1
        17 March 2019 09: 42
        So the same thinkers and I will be in your councils ....
        1. +2
          17 March 2019 10: 32
          Quote: ROBIN-SON
          So the same thinkers and I will be in your councils ....

          The councils of people's deputies, from bottom to top, are formed from representatives of labor collectives. At which enterprise did the workers elect Zyuganov? What kind of work collective does Zhirinovsky represent? Or maybe for the strawberry representative of the Communist Party, who tried to become president, his collective farm voted?

          The councils of people's deputies are a completely different principle in the formation of the legislative assembly.
          1. -1
            17 March 2019 12: 34
            I've read the likes of you and quietly fucking. The shadows of the past haunt you. Wake up. You cannot step into the same river water twice. You (we) surrendered the Union, fell for the Chubais "Volga" among the people "Barge", and now you want to return everything back? How to do it? Almost 40 years have passed. I, too, would like to become 20 years old, but alas ...
            Now against your Mriya, battalions, regiments, but most likely an army of propagandists who through the media teach the people how to live. Power does not rely on losers, but on successful (dexterous) literate people. 24 hours a TV is processed by the population, there is an active work with youth.
            State mechanism with a creak, but it works. Well, you’ll ride Edro in the elections, change the government. The people now have no Soviet reserves, they will not be able to live on it. What will happen to the country? Remember in 17, officials sabotaged, did not give keys to banks, documents, etc. And the price of time now and then is many times different. Let's get out of orbit and be like Papua. How much have we already lost, Do you think now everyone will surrender without failure? Will they bring you keys to the sovdep? No matter how. But the West, too, will not stand aside. And this is the collapse of Russia.
            I agree with Platoshkin that only legally it is possible to achieve changes in the country. Elections, social networks, etc. The ship of state power is slowly changing course. How many years will be needed. 5, 10, 50. I don’t know, but it’s better than unrest, blood, hunger. Forget about the Soviets ....
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            2. +1
              17 March 2019 14: 12
              Quote: ROBIN-SON
              The shadows of the past haunt you.

              A people who once tasted freedom will never forget its taste.

              Once we have already proved to the whole World the viability of a nation-state that has defended its right to coexist in the most bloody war of the 20 century. The day of May 9 will never be erased from our memory.

              Quote: ROBIN-SON
              You (we) surrendered the Union

              Not we. Those who came to power after the assassination of Stalin have nothing in common with popular power. Today, these pseudo-communists, having divided into two teams (United Russia and the Communist Party), continue to play ping pong with the people ... For this reason, the people, although they wanted to save the USSR, did not defend them.

              Quote: ROBIN-SON
              What will happen to the country?

              I do not call for a violent change of government. There is another way to change the social system, without resorting to massacre and lowering the country's economy back centuries.
              1. +2
                17 March 2019 14: 48
                A people who once tasted freedom will never forget its taste.

                Yeah, especially the Greeks ...
                Not we. Those who came to power after the assassination of Stalin

                How is it not us? We were 20 million. And let the labeled one do it!
                I do not call for a violent change of government. There is another way to change the social system, without resorting to massacre and lowering the country's economy back centuries.

                Here I agree with you. What will be the configuration of power is the second. Certainly not extremists. It is important that she works for the country, for the people.
                1. +1
                  17 March 2019 15: 42
                  Quote: ROBIN-SON
                  Yeah, especially the Greeks ...

                  The Greeks tasted demo's'kratia - the power of the demon. The peoples of the USSR (under Stalin) - justice. These are somewhat different things.

                  Quote: ROBIN-SON
                  There were 20 million of us. And let the labeled one do it!

                  After the All-Union Communist Party (Bolsheviks) was renamed the CPSU in the 1952 year, by the 80 year of the Bolsheviks there were practically no Bolsheviks in the party. It is precisely because their people were already sitting in all corners of our Motherland, in all decision-making centers, that restoration of capitalism has become possible. Not a single leader of the republics, regions and territories came out in defense of the USSR. On the contrary, they squeezed out of us to the last. After the perestroika, concerns and other products were sold for another 10 years of pre-perestroika production, and they hang noodles on our ears, talking about empty counters ... etc ..
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            1. +1
              17 March 2019 14: 51
              All of these controls of yours are nothing. Where are they now? And if you do, they will buy it. K. Marx "Whoever has money has power" And this weapon, invented by one people, is more terrible than all atomic bombs and no one has yet succeeded in defeating it ...
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  16. +1
    17 March 2019 14: 18
    If it will not be possible to scold the authorities, then it is that they will put Gozman, Sobchak, all Echo of Moscow and the fifth column in prison or not ........

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