Notes of the Colorado Cockroach. Berezhimo our beregin!
Greetings my friends! Well, that was celebrated. Honestly, I did not expect this. By the way, today my notes are called “according to the Hydrant”. This is from his congratulations to the Ukrainian people and the whole world. And what shy something? Vaughn UN is not shy about this topic, but what are we? Not chubaty, or what?
Removed 8 March in the center of Kiev. The best illustration of the day.
Tarakanushka won me right in the morning, so wickedly stated: "Did you wash the dishes today so that you can do nothing at home on women's day?" Fie you! Here you sit all wet after this car wash. Thanks waiting. In her place ... "No," I say, "I washed the dishes so that you quietly soothe your paws on your holiday."
And beautifully so, like a man, dodged the pans. Clean washed. Now you will have to give the vase, but it will be later. Next year.
She was hinting about something else about the dirty floor. But you can't catch me on the chaff. I put her motto 8 March on the table! Not ours, Ukrainian, and the world. From the UN. It turns out that I donate tulips every year not for the fact that my Cockroach has endured me for so many years and remains the most beautiful woman in the world, but on a specific topic from the UN.
This year he presented in honor of "Think about equality, create wisely, make innovations for the sake of change." It’s good that I managed to read and break this motto myself. Holiday would be gone. After all, what happens in life like this: he said or did something without thinking - it means he said or did what you think ... And women understand this at the subconscious level. By logic. Women's
Already as a horror movie scenario sounds, but I still have to tell about Ukrainian affairs ...
But in general, you will listen to the truth to yourself, when you come home after meeting with friends a little “podshofe”, and you feel sorry for them, women. With whom they live ... It’s necessary to find among hundreds of thousands of men that’s such ... handsome. Brrr.
And we, guys, were lucky! We find the most-most! The most beautiful. The most patient. The most economic. The sexiest. The best mothers. Best wives! Between us: this proves our innate intuition and sense of beauty! And the Cockroach has picked up the most-very best readers! Only Egoza and Tatiana are worth something! Or anyone.
Heather Stasik? Not cunning, but smart! Investments in women, though they never fight back, but they please the eye and soul! And what else does a man need for complete happiness? Well, yes, to eat and sotochku, and then about the eternal and beautiful possible.
Therefore, albeit with a delay, I congratulate all readers, wives of readers and daughters of them with all my Prussian soul on the last holiday!
Burst, could not lift. Well, I'm lying under a tulip, waving my hands.
Each of you is the most! Mother, wife, sister, daughter! We love you very much, only now we are afraid to talk about it every day.
So that you are not considered soft. The stereotype is as follows. A man should be ... Further the picture is painted by popular wisdom is not very pleasant. By the way, but happy women on the street can be seen immediately. They are so filled with happiness that it is impossible not to notice. Some kilograms up to 100 ... oh well.
Sat reading your reviews about my notes. Do you know what conclusion you came to? To philosophical! Those who really read and think, write about their views, conclusions, wishes. Good or bad, but its. And there are those who consider reading as a matter of "not masterly." It is enough to put some letters on it.
So here. Conclusion from one of the oldest representatives of the Earth’s fauna. Never say a bore that he is a bore! Otherwise, he will start to find out why he is a bore. And this is so tedious ...
Here's how to explain to such a person the use of Russian election technologies in Ukraine? I'm not talking about the hydrant's slogans already known to you, which he brazenly stole from Putin. About this did not write just lazy (like me).
I'm talking about the emergence of a clone of Russian general Lebed in our country. It seems that the Hydrant decided not to tempt fate and to go on the path trodden by Russian politicians. Why? Time to collect stones, scissors and paper ... Time to prepare not only the first round of elections, but also the second.
Я понимаю, что сейчас у некоторых россиян "крыша поехала". Откуда на Украине генерал, подобный Лебедю? Какими победами мы можем похвастаться за все годы the war? Увы, но наш героизм традиционно украинский. Мы гордо погибаем, когда большинство отступает.
Have you ever wondered that sometimes happiness happens like this, very small, maybe even petty. This is when you do nothing to harm the enemy, and everything happens by itself. This very law has begun to work with us today.
Among those who will go to the polls, I mean 40 and older, the candidate Anatoliy Gritsenko, the leader of the Civic Position Party, is gaining more and more popularity. Candidate known. By our standards - a veteran of the candidate's shop. The third time (2010, 2014, 2019) we see it. As your Mironov, the same, in principle, nothing, but in business.
The fact is that Ukrainians today are tough. All those who have put themselves up as candidates are somehow covered up with shit over the past post-Mayd years. But Anatoly Stepanovich is all type-top. Even with the “mass heroism on the civil fronts” is normal.
So, Gritsenko became a popular Ukrainian "General Lebed" because he did not become ... a general. Interesting? Yes, the Minister of Defense of Ukraine with three premieres (Tymoshenko, Yekhanurov and Yanukovych) was Colonel Gritsenko! From 2005 to 2007, he was a minister who did not want to become a general. What is not a hero?
With Karyavym not confused? Gritsenko is the one on the left.
Again, albeit an aircraft maintenance specialist, but a colonel. So, for the discipline. For the fight against thieves and these enemies of Square! It will bring to clean water all these, that today at the trough! (I am writing for his supporters.) And what a smart one. He also has a hundred works on military issues. And not only in the Ukrainian publishing houses, but also in the West.
It is clear that he will not become a president. Yes, in my opinion, it is not necessary for him. He and Rada well. But the voices of opponents Hydrant chops off. And if he suddenly enters the second round, the example of General Lebed is in front of his eyes. Ay yes good girl hydrant. Everyone hates him, but he weaves like a web. From our, probably, from spiders ...
What kind of way one needs to go, so that it is not with the Hydrant - this is the question so the question ...
And I personally need those changes ... Well, also a question with a capital letter.
I now smelled smells from the kitchen. Cockroach meat fries. When she fries it, my mouth is full of saliva. So you want to risk your head (in the literal sense, the wife does not like to joke in the kitchen, and the rolling pin is always at hand) and steal the underdone. But you do not know, vegetarians, when they see how to mow the grass, have the same desire?
Why am I so keen on the desire? You, probably, are aware that the SBU and the prosecutor's office of the Crimea tightly drove over the honored journalist of Ukraine (I called this official title) Vladimir Skapko? 14 hours were breaking his apartment. Search. And the summons to the prosecutor of Crimea, the one in Kherson, for questioning and arrest.
I don’t understand why this happens. Somehow, there is no freedom of speech, about which we talk so much and disassembly with the possible landing of a honored person on 10 years for an article written five years ago. It turns out, as in a joke: the word is free, and you are a monkey. Some of us are really interesting, if I don’t know something or have forgotten, it’s not like that. And vice versa, if I invented something, then please shave ...
This is how it happens. I personally do not know Vladimir Skachko. Failure somehow did not bring. Although, perhaps somewhere were nearby. Just consider it my duty to express his support. Nothing is eternal under the Moon. All the more fascists. We, the Cockroaches, a lot and we are not only able to write, but also bite. Let the Hydrant and his scumbags know.
Yes, and you need to think about something. "We are no longer bound by any restrictions either on the range of our missiles, nor on their power - let the enemy know about it too. We need a high-precision rocket weaponand we are no longer going to repeat the mistakes of the Budapest Memorandum. ”“ This will make the aggressor more restrained, and our defense will be safer. ”
These are direct quotes from the performance of the Hydrant in the Cherkasy region. Literally the last performance. Personally, I have the impression that the Hydrant has taken on the "farming" is thorough. He feeds fox for my country. To be complete. We are peaceful people. Were What now?
From personal experience I know how manufacturers provoke us to break something. Remember the instructions "do not disassemble and do not try to repair outside the workshop"? And who of you, when the thing went berserk, did not try to repair it?
We are doing the same today. "We are not limited to contracts and will do everything we want." Any normal person after such a statement will decide what he can do with us too. Here is a "do not try to repair" issued today the guarantor of security and the constitution. As I understand.
And the eggs of the Hydrant are not iron. Chicken eggs. This I Cherkasy remembered. Our Hydrant arrived for his next operetta performance. All the camp. Himself, security, people to fill the area. And then these, from the National teams and the National Corps. We are the type of people too. At first they kneaded in Kiev, and then the team passed, and everyone rushed to Cherkasy.
The police are great. Trained guys. And the National Corps well done. Trained guys. Let's go to a meeting. In the literal sense of the word. In the sense of corps. In a sense, to meet the police and to meet with the Hydrant. And the police scattered to the side. And the main one from the hull even pushed the speech instead of the Hydrant. What to do? People gathered. Costs, therefore. And our president was urgently called somewhere.
I, of course, an advanced organism, and I have nothing to catch in such batches, except the tiger. Because I stayed at home, but I will show you how it was.
Or maybe Petya left the iron on at home. Only he pulled so that the protection did not have time. And the presidential motorcade sped away along the Chumatsky Way into the distance space. Or maybe to Kiev. Who will follow him. And 19 police officers were put in the hospital ...
In short, our Hydrant departed with his show. I think that now he from the optimists will sharply run over to the pessimists. You know, of those who, at the sight of a sign on the "Min no!" Bridge, consider that the sappers simply did not do their job well. Now even his children will be his hero. Hera with a hole.
But I have one thought, the answer to which I do not find. What is more expensive today to the Hydrant? Second term or Donbass? Cherkasy showed that all this police and security forces were standing up against fully prepared Natsik. And what to do?
Personally, I clearly highlighted one way out. Recall troops from the Donbass. Let not all, but the most loyal to the Hydrant. The use of weapons against the National Corpus will not be as effective. They will disperse the boys, about whom I wrote in previous notes, and the armed militants will fight back to the fullest.
And the police did not forget how she was put in a pose and forced to ask for forgiveness. And convicted of respecting the oath is not forgotten. It is doubtful that all the police will again enter the same dirt. Take up positions and will calmly look at the threshing around.
Question - who will thresh.
I would, though not a predator in its pure form, would introduce a couple of regiments to Kiev and quickly, before the start of this sod called "voting", cleaned the top of these corps, squads and others. Today began the last stage of the content of spiders in the bank. The stage of eating!
And I’m also waiting for the performance of some revolutionary from maydaunov, in which they will tell us that Putin created all these Natsik. And he controls them. And as proof will show a pack of Russian rubles, I do not remember what you have there with the views of the Crimea, which the nationalists received personally from Surkov in the nearest gateway.
Now I was watching ads on TV. Interestingly, have you ever thought that if you remove the last 5 seconds from an advertisement, you will never know what they advertised there? I know this idea why I remembered? To one interesting economic news. Interesting for us and for you.
You are aware that in seven months (from 25 July 2018 of the year) of the new agreement on the import of American liquefied gas to EU countries, LNG exports to Europe grew by 181%. These are the very 5 seconds that neither we nor you have seen in advertising!
These are the details that surfaced recently in a speech by European Commission spokesman Alexander Winterstein. Details, if they surface, and we know that we do not sink, always not very good. We went under the control of the United States. Now through Poland we will pump expensive American LNG.
Probably enough to spoil your mood. And myself too. You would know how I dislike my character. But what to do? I live with him and suffer. Yes, and I torment you. Well, I can not get past all that is happening around. You know that rumors bring no benefit to anyone. For what he bought, for what he sold. And I tell you at least some truth. And I do not take VAT. Here it is.
Spring came! Warm at all. Compared to winter.
Soon grandfathers with dominoes will come out of the dens. Nature wakes up. And even the scrapes that await us are somehow not terrible. So let's be optimistic. There are so many people around us who want to make us pessimists ... We will not give them a chance to win.
Good luck and health to all. Courage and determination. Will live!
Removed 8 March in the center of Kiev. The best illustration of the day.
Tarakanushka won me right in the morning, so wickedly stated: "Did you wash the dishes today so that you can do nothing at home on women's day?" Fie you! Here you sit all wet after this car wash. Thanks waiting. In her place ... "No," I say, "I washed the dishes so that you quietly soothe your paws on your holiday."
And beautifully so, like a man, dodged the pans. Clean washed. Now you will have to give the vase, but it will be later. Next year.
She was hinting about something else about the dirty floor. But you can't catch me on the chaff. I put her motto 8 March on the table! Not ours, Ukrainian, and the world. From the UN. It turns out that I donate tulips every year not for the fact that my Cockroach has endured me for so many years and remains the most beautiful woman in the world, but on a specific topic from the UN.
This year he presented in honor of "Think about equality, create wisely, make innovations for the sake of change." It’s good that I managed to read and break this motto myself. Holiday would be gone. After all, what happens in life like this: he said or did something without thinking - it means he said or did what you think ... And women understand this at the subconscious level. By logic. Women's
Already as a horror movie scenario sounds, but I still have to tell about Ukrainian affairs ...
But in general, you will listen to the truth to yourself, when you come home after meeting with friends a little “podshofe”, and you feel sorry for them, women. With whom they live ... It’s necessary to find among hundreds of thousands of men that’s such ... handsome. Brrr.
And we, guys, were lucky! We find the most-most! The most beautiful. The most patient. The most economic. The sexiest. The best mothers. Best wives! Between us: this proves our innate intuition and sense of beauty! And the Cockroach has picked up the most-very best readers! Only Egoza and Tatiana are worth something! Or anyone.
Heather Stasik? Not cunning, but smart! Investments in women, though they never fight back, but they please the eye and soul! And what else does a man need for complete happiness? Well, yes, to eat and sotochku, and then about the eternal and beautiful possible.
Therefore, albeit with a delay, I congratulate all readers, wives of readers and daughters of them with all my Prussian soul on the last holiday!
Burst, could not lift. Well, I'm lying under a tulip, waving my hands.
Each of you is the most! Mother, wife, sister, daughter! We love you very much, only now we are afraid to talk about it every day.
So that you are not considered soft. The stereotype is as follows. A man should be ... Further the picture is painted by popular wisdom is not very pleasant. By the way, but happy women on the street can be seen immediately. They are so filled with happiness that it is impossible not to notice. Some kilograms up to 100 ... oh well.
Sat reading your reviews about my notes. Do you know what conclusion you came to? To philosophical! Those who really read and think, write about their views, conclusions, wishes. Good or bad, but its. And there are those who consider reading as a matter of "not masterly." It is enough to put some letters on it.
So here. Conclusion from one of the oldest representatives of the Earth’s fauna. Never say a bore that he is a bore! Otherwise, he will start to find out why he is a bore. And this is so tedious ...
Here's how to explain to such a person the use of Russian election technologies in Ukraine? I'm not talking about the hydrant's slogans already known to you, which he brazenly stole from Putin. About this did not write just lazy (like me).
I'm talking about the emergence of a clone of Russian general Lebed in our country. It seems that the Hydrant decided not to tempt fate and to go on the path trodden by Russian politicians. Why? Time to collect stones, scissors and paper ... Time to prepare not only the first round of elections, but also the second.
Я понимаю, что сейчас у некоторых россиян "крыша поехала". Откуда на Украине генерал, подобный Лебедю? Какими победами мы можем похвастаться за все годы the war? Увы, но наш героизм традиционно украинский. Мы гордо погибаем, когда большинство отступает.
Have you ever wondered that sometimes happiness happens like this, very small, maybe even petty. This is when you do nothing to harm the enemy, and everything happens by itself. This very law has begun to work with us today.
Among those who will go to the polls, I mean 40 and older, the candidate Anatoliy Gritsenko, the leader of the Civic Position Party, is gaining more and more popularity. Candidate known. By our standards - a veteran of the candidate's shop. The third time (2010, 2014, 2019) we see it. As your Mironov, the same, in principle, nothing, but in business.
The fact is that Ukrainians today are tough. All those who have put themselves up as candidates are somehow covered up with shit over the past post-Mayd years. But Anatoly Stepanovich is all type-top. Even with the “mass heroism on the civil fronts” is normal.
So, Gritsenko became a popular Ukrainian "General Lebed" because he did not become ... a general. Interesting? Yes, the Minister of Defense of Ukraine with three premieres (Tymoshenko, Yekhanurov and Yanukovych) was Colonel Gritsenko! From 2005 to 2007, he was a minister who did not want to become a general. What is not a hero?
With Karyavym not confused? Gritsenko is the one on the left.
Again, albeit an aircraft maintenance specialist, but a colonel. So, for the discipline. For the fight against thieves and these enemies of Square! It will bring to clean water all these, that today at the trough! (I am writing for his supporters.) And what a smart one. He also has a hundred works on military issues. And not only in the Ukrainian publishing houses, but also in the West.
It is clear that he will not become a president. Yes, in my opinion, it is not necessary for him. He and Rada well. But the voices of opponents Hydrant chops off. And if he suddenly enters the second round, the example of General Lebed is in front of his eyes. Ay yes good girl hydrant. Everyone hates him, but he weaves like a web. From our, probably, from spiders ...
What kind of way one needs to go, so that it is not with the Hydrant - this is the question so the question ...
And I personally need those changes ... Well, also a question with a capital letter.
I now smelled smells from the kitchen. Cockroach meat fries. When she fries it, my mouth is full of saliva. So you want to risk your head (in the literal sense, the wife does not like to joke in the kitchen, and the rolling pin is always at hand) and steal the underdone. But you do not know, vegetarians, when they see how to mow the grass, have the same desire?
Why am I so keen on the desire? You, probably, are aware that the SBU and the prosecutor's office of the Crimea tightly drove over the honored journalist of Ukraine (I called this official title) Vladimir Skapko? 14 hours were breaking his apartment. Search. And the summons to the prosecutor of Crimea, the one in Kherson, for questioning and arrest.
I don’t understand why this happens. Somehow, there is no freedom of speech, about which we talk so much and disassembly with the possible landing of a honored person on 10 years for an article written five years ago. It turns out, as in a joke: the word is free, and you are a monkey. Some of us are really interesting, if I don’t know something or have forgotten, it’s not like that. And vice versa, if I invented something, then please shave ...
This is how it happens. I personally do not know Vladimir Skachko. Failure somehow did not bring. Although, perhaps somewhere were nearby. Just consider it my duty to express his support. Nothing is eternal under the Moon. All the more fascists. We, the Cockroaches, a lot and we are not only able to write, but also bite. Let the Hydrant and his scumbags know.
Yes, and you need to think about something. "We are no longer bound by any restrictions either on the range of our missiles, nor on their power - let the enemy know about it too. We need a high-precision rocket weaponand we are no longer going to repeat the mistakes of the Budapest Memorandum. ”“ This will make the aggressor more restrained, and our defense will be safer. ”
These are direct quotes from the performance of the Hydrant in the Cherkasy region. Literally the last performance. Personally, I have the impression that the Hydrant has taken on the "farming" is thorough. He feeds fox for my country. To be complete. We are peaceful people. Were What now?
From personal experience I know how manufacturers provoke us to break something. Remember the instructions "do not disassemble and do not try to repair outside the workshop"? And who of you, when the thing went berserk, did not try to repair it?
We are doing the same today. "We are not limited to contracts and will do everything we want." Any normal person after such a statement will decide what he can do with us too. Here is a "do not try to repair" issued today the guarantor of security and the constitution. As I understand.
And the eggs of the Hydrant are not iron. Chicken eggs. This I Cherkasy remembered. Our Hydrant arrived for his next operetta performance. All the camp. Himself, security, people to fill the area. And then these, from the National teams and the National Corps. We are the type of people too. At first they kneaded in Kiev, and then the team passed, and everyone rushed to Cherkasy.
The police are great. Trained guys. And the National Corps well done. Trained guys. Let's go to a meeting. In the literal sense of the word. In the sense of corps. In a sense, to meet the police and to meet with the Hydrant. And the police scattered to the side. And the main one from the hull even pushed the speech instead of the Hydrant. What to do? People gathered. Costs, therefore. And our president was urgently called somewhere.
I, of course, an advanced organism, and I have nothing to catch in such batches, except the tiger. Because I stayed at home, but I will show you how it was.
Or maybe Petya left the iron on at home. Only he pulled so that the protection did not have time. And the presidential motorcade sped away along the Chumatsky Way into the distance space. Or maybe to Kiev. Who will follow him. And 19 police officers were put in the hospital ...
In short, our Hydrant departed with his show. I think that now he from the optimists will sharply run over to the pessimists. You know, of those who, at the sight of a sign on the "Min no!" Bridge, consider that the sappers simply did not do their job well. Now even his children will be his hero. Hera with a hole.
But I have one thought, the answer to which I do not find. What is more expensive today to the Hydrant? Second term or Donbass? Cherkasy showed that all this police and security forces were standing up against fully prepared Natsik. And what to do?
Personally, I clearly highlighted one way out. Recall troops from the Donbass. Let not all, but the most loyal to the Hydrant. The use of weapons against the National Corpus will not be as effective. They will disperse the boys, about whom I wrote in previous notes, and the armed militants will fight back to the fullest.
And the police did not forget how she was put in a pose and forced to ask for forgiveness. And convicted of respecting the oath is not forgotten. It is doubtful that all the police will again enter the same dirt. Take up positions and will calmly look at the threshing around.
Question - who will thresh.
I would, though not a predator in its pure form, would introduce a couple of regiments to Kiev and quickly, before the start of this sod called "voting", cleaned the top of these corps, squads and others. Today began the last stage of the content of spiders in the bank. The stage of eating!
And I’m also waiting for the performance of some revolutionary from maydaunov, in which they will tell us that Putin created all these Natsik. And he controls them. And as proof will show a pack of Russian rubles, I do not remember what you have there with the views of the Crimea, which the nationalists received personally from Surkov in the nearest gateway.
Now I was watching ads on TV. Interestingly, have you ever thought that if you remove the last 5 seconds from an advertisement, you will never know what they advertised there? I know this idea why I remembered? To one interesting economic news. Interesting for us and for you.
You are aware that in seven months (from 25 July 2018 of the year) of the new agreement on the import of American liquefied gas to EU countries, LNG exports to Europe grew by 181%. These are the very 5 seconds that neither we nor you have seen in advertising!
"Since the adoption of the joint statement by the EU and the US 25 in July 2018 on the expansion of strategic trade, the growth of imports of liquefied gas to the EU countries from the US increased by 181% over the year to 7,9 billion cubic meters compared to the same period last year."
These are the details that surfaced recently in a speech by European Commission spokesman Alexander Winterstein. Details, if they surface, and we know that we do not sink, always not very good. We went under the control of the United States. Now through Poland we will pump expensive American LNG.
Probably enough to spoil your mood. And myself too. You would know how I dislike my character. But what to do? I live with him and suffer. Yes, and I torment you. Well, I can not get past all that is happening around. You know that rumors bring no benefit to anyone. For what he bought, for what he sold. And I tell you at least some truth. And I do not take VAT. Here it is.
Spring came! Warm at all. Compared to winter.
Soon grandfathers with dominoes will come out of the dens. Nature wakes up. And even the scrapes that await us are somehow not terrible. So let's be optimistic. There are so many people around us who want to make us pessimists ... We will not give them a chance to win.
Good luck and health to all. Courage and determination. Will live!
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