Results of the week. "Russian Bridge"

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They want to be Putin

As soon as Vyacheslav Volodin sent Maxim Oreshkin for retraining (of the report), rumors spread over the Network that a “battle of successors” had begun. Both want to be Putin, damn you ... president. But the president, damn you ... the people, of course ... will elect only one, the most worthy.



Connected to the discussion of the topic and the Western media. They said that it is the current Duma speaker who is the “main candidate” for the title of the most worthy. And somewhere quietly in the corner he cried (and maybe he laughed) only Dmitry Anatolyevich.

By the way, about the predictions about the successors. Things in this field are approximately the same as with economic forecasts — they take it all, and when the result does not coincide with the forecast, they try to explain “what circumstances corrected the processes and what processes corrected the circumstances”.

I remember in the successors (among the forecasters) Ivanov, Shoigu, Dyumin, Kiriyenko, Matvienko already went, everyone couldn’t count them all. Now in the expanded list - Oreshkin and Volodin. Well ... this is not counting the forecasts from the series “there will be no successor at all, as on the horizon there is association with the Belarusian brothers, and after that there is an unfilled field for the maneuver of the presidency”.

And to assume that Oreshkin was interrupted solely because of his parasitic words and uninteresting utterances - this is somehow naive. It is as if all the ministers who spoke, and the deputies themselves, are the Marks of Tullia Cicero, including the “years of mi spik frome may hart”. And after listening. Suppose, looking through the pictures in smartphones ... even by the edge of the ear ... but it was necessary - from beginning to end.



For the first time in 20 years, the Federal Minister was not allowed to finish the report in the State Duma


Comments from our readers:

Stirbjorn

But he had dreamed about the presidency the other day, it was with Putin alive — so they decided to put in place ... I think this is the real reason for the obstruction. For balabolism in the Duma has long been no surprise.


Krasnoyarsk

Such a report speaks of complete incompetence. Already leaving the State. Duma he had to be unemployed!


Svetlana

Not him, but the one who interrupted, and do not unwind, and cook. Therefore, such self-confidence. And Oreshkina was appointed to the post of prime minister as the Minister of the Republic of Estonia, as in 1998-m, to hold the largest economic frauds, then to dump all the alleged failures on an inexperienced young politician, everything goes according to plan. Soon Oreshkina, like Kiriyenko in 1998, will trample. Perhaps Volodin and appointed, then the prime minister, and then Putin.


Vladimir 5

You listened to the report, you know it, judge only by external indicators? And most importantly, they didn’t “boo”, the deputies didn’t remove from the rostrum, no one just listened, it’s also an indicator ... The problem is not the Minister Oreshkin, the problem of the entire Cabinet of Medvedev, because the Oreshkin ministry is important ... Here’s to call the Prime Minister and demand act on presidential decrees, this composition of the Duma is unlikely to be able ...


Alexey-74

Deputies did not arrange just a speech and the report itself Oreshkina? Or an understanding of the fact that from the podium complete nonsense is voiced? Transferred to the end of March, and that the Russians will live better by the end of March?


Will the "Elbrus" on top?

For many citizens, the news about the creation of technological innovations in Russia does not arouse enthusiasm. And there are just a couple of explanations. Either they are sent by Donald and Trump and Theresa May, vile agents of the decaying West, who must disinfectly flush all the achievements of science and technology into the closet. Either statements about the achievements of science and technology often do not go beyond the statements themselves, or they go, but not further than the piece copies.

In times of these, there was one interesting word in the national and state lexicon. It sounded like that - “sabotage”. Why now such a word from the lexicon is practically withdrawn?

Because there is a universal formula: do not fit into the market. Be it domestic processors, software, smartphones or certain samples of the latest weapons. First, it publicly announces the development, then the creation process slips, or even stops completely, without going beyond the piece goods - and most often due to lack of funds ...

And somewhere, at the same time, the little man from the adjacent (managerial) sphere suffers, literally bites his elbows - from where did he keep in some incomprehensible way at the disposal of the “extra” billion of cash? In the garage - there is no place, there "Bentley" and "Jaguars" are forced ... In the bath at the mother-in-law - the stokers can take for ignition means ...

In general, we hope that with the "eight" of "Elbrus" everything will turn out, and he will take the maximum height, not just the price.



In the Ministry of Industry announced the creation of a Russian processor "Elbrus-8SV"


Comments from our readers:

Pereira

Wonderful. When will start building plants for the release? When in the series? Will it not become obsolete by the time of appearance in stores? How much will it cost for the population? Or, again, only an experimental sample of manual assembly?


Wolverine

We worked out everything, as with the breakthrough 10-layer printed circuit boards, and the Chinese produce them.


alean245

What is the basis for the relative cheapness of Intel and AMD processors "for the people"? Yes on the volume of the series. These guys actually crushed the entire world market and rivet a lot of processors a year. Do you seriously think that if Elbrus is released with similar characteristics, the people, especially over the hill, will rush to buy them only because "wow, the Russians have washed down the processor, I must check it out"? So the volume of the series in the case of such a novelty will be a priori less, and the cost of more. So you agree to exchange foreign hardware in your PC for domestic, similar in characteristics, but two, or even three times more expensive? First of all, all these Elbrus-Baikals and some of the domestic software are sawing for the military, as well as various state structures. Just in case, for example, one day computers in parts would not refuse to work due to the fact that someone across the ocean pressed the "red button".


Barbarian375

In 90-s in Russia, first of all, the industry of group A was destroyed, namely, the production of means of production. And factories for the production of microelectronics, and factories for the production of equipment for such plants - in the first place. Design offices were destroyed on this topic. Now the supply of such equipment to Russia under severe restrictions, and some positions are completely banned, as well as the transfer of technology on this subject under a complete ban. One can develop the best microprocessors as much as necessary, but when there is nothing to produce them on a large scale ... Now this production is slowly recovering, but it is a long process, especially the restoration of the development and production of equipment for these plants.


How many DPR marshals went to the side of the APU

Two militias, seven staff captains, thirty-four marshals of the people's militia of the DPR and one and a half hundred robots- sappers. Here is a far from complete list of “who went over to the side of the Armed Forces of Ukraine” only in the last 45 seconds. All this has already been “cast in granite” by representatives of the SBU, and all this, of course, has already entered the annals.

And nothing the next day the same Margarita Ponomarenko was interviewed, being in the territory of the people's republic, from where she did not “run away” and was not going to “run away”.

This is all to the fact that we still continue to pay attention and occasionally even believe those nonsense and fakes published by the SBU through the controlled Ukrainian press. But even after the ever-memorable "murder" of Babchenko, who was thrown into a red puddle in a burst of the old Maidan patriotism, even the West had certain doubts that the Security Service of Ukraine could publish truthful information.

Why are there the SBU ... when even representatives of the Ukrainian army generals can afford to make a statement about the use of "nuclear weapons against Lugansk airport ".

That even the classic question “what do they smoke?” Is not quite appropriate. The main thing in the other is how much they are still willing to spend the taxpayers' money on convincing themselves that they are believed everywhere and have a fucking retribution?



The commander of the female tank crew of the DPR went over to the side of the Armed Forces of Ukraine
What will happen to the “militia” that escaped to Ukraine??
The victory of the SBU: who and what conclusions should be made?
Kiev media called the DPR defector "battle mattress" and announced an amnesty


Comments from our readers:

Spartanez300

Pure propaganda of dill to blacken the army LDNR.


Tatyana

This is all fake APU. Here is an interview of Margarita Ponomarenko to the correspondent of the press service of the UNM DNR.

Honestly served by the contract in the DPR and retired at the end of it (see video below) - and never escaped from the DPR - congratulations on the upcoming March 8!

Happy life with her family and friends living in the DNI!

Exposing fake Ukrainian media about the flight of Margarita Ponomarenko to Ukraine. Posted by: 7 mar. 2019 d. News-Front




AlBir

"Nebraya, svidomizm, dill" - this is not a nationality, but an ideology, worldview. Hence the nature of the war - civil.


Russians will extend the Crimean bridge to the English Channel

As British scientists proved this week, who participated in the extended meeting of the Bucharest Nine, the Crimean Bridge is only the beginning of a grand architectural and geopolitical project launched by the Kremlin. The next bridge span Russians will transfer across the English Channel. Piles are already made.

Oligarchs close to Putin, admits a special commission of British scientists, have already saved money and are now preparing to extend the bridge.

“The Crimea peninsula is only the beginning, ladies and gentlemen,” said John Gibberish, senior representative of the group of researchers from the School of Geopolitical and Construction Sciences, speaking at the meeting of the Bucharest Nine. - Putin’s sly plan is to create a new wonder of the world: the Russian Bridge. He will enter history as a structure that will serve as a symbol of great Russia and compel the peoples of Europe to finally put up with the geopolitical onslaught of the Eurasian superpower. ”



Countries "Bucharest Nines" announced the danger of the Crimean bridge
Klimkin promises to turn the Black Sea into the Bermuda Triangle for Russia


As the professor of the Lower School of Economics (NSE), doctor of economics Ivan Golozadov-Beshtanny, believes, the project of lengthening the Crimean bridge and turning it into a Russian bridge has every chance of success. Moreover, the professor believes, there is nothing surprising or unusual in such a project.

“We are building and we are drawing pipelines all over Europe,” said the scientist. - European countries have been entangled so that local politicians have already lost count of these endless “streams”. Even the European Commission lost her account. What is the "Nord Stream" Russian pull? Second? Third? That's it! ”

“The only danger,” the expert added, “is the reaction of some part of the Ukrainian establishment.” In particular, other specialists in Kiev are threatening to organize the Bermuda Triangle 2.0 in the Black Sea. Under the leadership of Mr. Klimkin. I think that such statements are made solely on geopolitical thoughtlessness and speak of the low level of the strategic mind of the gentlemen of the talkers. The issues of the Black Sea, may this be known to Kiev, have already been resolved. As for the project of extension of the bridge, then the British should have been worried, for example, living on the coast of the North Sea. However, I do not exclude that Kiev made a concealer statement, and in fact the Bermuda Triangle will be arranged in the English Channel region. On the other hand, the British are unlikely to allow Ukrainian specialists to experience a triangle near their shores. Although the tripartite Bermuda triangle is a double-edged sword! Today the Russian ship will be lost, and tomorrow - five British! British analysts are already saying that in this way Ukraine decided to revive its fleet ... In short, the Russians again outplayed everyone! ”

Comments from our readers:

Bratok
So far, the "Bermuda Triangle" is Ukraine ... There is a lot of things missing and disappearing in an unknown direction!


mikh-korsakov
I read the hypothesis of Pan (a former comrade, then a master, and now a pan) Klimkin, recalled Marshak’s famous poem “Whatever a fool does, he does everything wrong.” This refers to the career of Klimkin. After all, a prestigious institute in Moscow finished, could become a good engineer. Instead, he became the mouthpiece of a crazy gentleman, who removes hats from people and pulls his nose. For the market, you still have to answer.


Mountain shooter
What did you not shout out in the end ... Bad at all? Whose Crimea, controls the Black Sea ...


Reserve officer
The Warsaw Pact countries and the three Soviet republics became the “Bucharest Nine.” Well, which of them was the new lord appointed by his beloved wife?


Netanyahu wiped out Iran from the face of the earth

At a meeting with Mr. Putin, Mr. Netanyahu wiped out Iran from the face of the earth, reports our special correspondent Yefim Zabuldyzhny, who had made his way to the Kremlin from the back door through the library.

Here is how it was.

According to the Israeli Prime Minister, overheard by a correspondent in the Kremlin, Israel will stop the Iranian military presence in Syria.

First, it was about new strikes that will be applied to Iranian military facilities in Syria.

Netanyahu showed these objects by spreading a map on the table. There are suspicions, he said, that the Iranian army plotted a land invasion of Israel. Precede offensive will be a massive missile strike.



Meeting in Moscow: Putin did everything he could for Netanyahu


Earlier in Tehran have repeatedly stated plans to destroy the Jewish state and even wipe Israel off the face of the earth.

“But they were late,” the special correspondent in his own translation reports to Netanyahu. - We are first".

With these words, Mr. Netanyahu took an eraser from his pocket and wiped Iran off the map with quick movements.

Comments from our readers:

seti
That's it. He put on those who lost, and therefore, as an intelligent person, he tends to cling and ride on the backs of the winners. Question: do we need it? We also need Israel, as a counterbalance to Iran. Somewhere you have to give in, but get no less, and maybe more in return.


Е2 - Е4
Israel is our strategic ally, this must be appreciated. Such an ally is worth many, so to speak, "friends." Israel has always been a reliable ally of Russia in many matters.


ultra
What kind of reality are you writing from?


Е2 - Е4
From such that Jews and Russians are fraternal peoples.


Soon your whole America kirdyk

The summit in Hanoi so impressed Mr. Trump that, after flying out of Vietnam, he did not make a single entry to his favorite network, Sweater, where the president usually brags about his geopolitical, commercial and sexual achievements.

While at the meeting, Trump kept saying about the sanctions, old and new, Comrade Kim smoked and listened to his speech with a smile, not forgetting to shake the ashes on the interlocutor's knees, so that the trousers quickly died out.

Side by side, under the guise of a North Korean translator, was EFIM Zabuldyzhny, a correspondent for VO, trimmed in Pyongyang fashion, and recorded Trump's remarks, and then Kim Jong-un's brilliant answers, which we can safely declare to be the world champion in rhetoric.



Nuclear Failure: Results of the Hanoi Summit


When the American president repeated something for the third time about the sanctions-shmantsii, Kim raised his hand, shook his opponent with a thick finger (there is a photo, but it is classified), put out a cigarette butt on the table and said that in Yongbyon, the quote “enriched and will enrich, and they will not ask the imperialists and capitalists ”.

“And in general,” added Comrade. Kim, - soon your whole America kirdyk. "

According to the North Korean leader (in the translation of E. Zabuldyzhny), there is only one sure way to reduce the nuclear weapons of the DPRK:

Vdrit as follows along the coast of the United States!


Comments from our readers:

Grandfather
Kim once again saw that he didn’t agree with America, got up and went away, but Trump, who had "eaten soup," was left in a state of misunderstanding. But the Nobel Prize loomed in the eyes.


Same lech
Deceived, damned ... Although as with the United States negotiate, and the one who is guilty is going to make a deal with them. It's like a deal with the devil.
Well done. Bends his line. Keep it up, and the Americans on faith do not give up.


Dude
It seems to me, UN is a very strong negotiator, and even to the hard-boiled businessman Trump with him is not so easy!
And I think that he doesn’t feel illusions about the value of contracts with the United States.
Well, keep it up!


Destiny
Each stayed with him, and it is good that neither the one nor the other bit a bit. It was not enough for us during the week of India with Pakistan, it was still not enough if these two hot guys were also waving nuclear batons.


Thrifty
At least, this "battle" of the USA lost! But there will still be an opportunity for Trump to rehabilitate himself and show himself to be a wise politician, going to meet YNU! Or just foolishly fail the next meeting.


cniza
And Vietnam has put so much effort, Trump broke everything ...
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  1. +12
    10 March 2019 06: 31
    About the Russian bridge, okay, but in figs are we shaved? You give a bridge to Sakhalin and further to Japan. Let's move the FSA, throw a bridge to Alaska, back up Canada ... M, yes, dreams ....
  2. +16
    10 March 2019 06: 47
    Thank you authors. Thanks for the caricatures.
    The week passed in relative political calm from the past holiday ...
    The renowned actor Vladimir Abramovich Etush ended his life ... Bright memory ...
    Life goes on, and with the manifestation of the State Duma eccentricities, it becomes funnier.
    We will wait for other messages from those wishing to be noted on the memorable stones of our Fatherland. We laugh and express our ...
    IMHO ...
    Today is Forgiveness Sunday.
    Each of us has the right to look back and remember every step of the path traveled. Different roads lead into the future, and what step for us on this path will be the last is known only to God.
    Therefore, I consider the fulfillment of my duty as the result of the week and I want to ask everyone for forgiveness.
    I apologize to those against whom I have sinned, from those who have grieved, with whom I have experienced omissions, difficulties and problems in relations.
    I apologize for the offensive words and callousness, for the lack of attention, sensitivity and understanding.
    As a respectable person, I forgive you all, forgive you both your deeds and thoughts, and do not hold you evil.
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    2. +7
      10 March 2019 08: 39
      Quote: ROSS 42
      Today is Forgiveness Sunday.

      I apologize to all for harsh words and criticism .. drinks
    3. +2
      10 March 2019 09: 38
      Quote: ROSS 42
      Today is Forgiveness Sunday.

      Today we will forgive everyone and everyone will forgive us, but tomorrow it is possible with a clear conscience of all over again ... laughing
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  3. +7
    10 March 2019 06: 52
    How are we doing this, with Margarita Ponomarenko getting into a mess? It was extremely inconvenient. On my own behalf, my deepest apologies for negative thoughts and comments.
    1. +3
      10 March 2019 09: 45
      Political Technologies, sir. With their help, one can set brother against brother and son against father. Light.
  4. +5
    10 March 2019 06: 54
    I remember in the successors (among the forecasters) Ivanov, Shoigu, Dyumin, Kiriyenko, Matvienko already went, not counting everyone.

    Fortune-telling is a harmful and ungrateful business - the time will come to find out ...
  5. +6
    10 March 2019 07: 15
    experts in Kiev threaten to organize the Bermuda Triangle 2.0 in the Black Sea.
    let's play, the horses will fall asleep Black Sea recourse
    py.sy. comrades, I'm sorry mnu feel
    1. +1
      10 March 2019 09: 44
      Quote: izya top
      py.sy. comrades, sorry mnu

      Izya, don’t think that you need to wrinkle, trust this woman. laughing
      1. +1
        10 March 2019 10: 03
        Quote: Boris55
        Do not think that you do not need to wrinkle

        Yes, I smooth Toko feel
  6. +8
    10 March 2019 07: 22
    Based on the long-term change of the emperors of the Republic of Ingushetia, the leaders of the USSR and our existing Russian Federation on the principle of "baldish" - the next "shaggy" shows that the next leader of the country will be "shaggy" wink
  7. +4
    10 March 2019 07: 58
    Will be remembered: "Not so, they say, sat down."
    Did not prepare a report.
    Krylov. "Quartet". Someone was eaten.
    They take to power: whoever they want.
  8. +5
    10 March 2019 08: 25
    All Orthodox with the Savior Resurrection! hi "And we will forgive, and God will forgive! !! And for the review, thanks to the authors! !! hi
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  10. BAI
    +2
    10 March 2019 09: 34
    representatives of the Ukrainian army general can afford to make a statement on the use of "atomic weapons against the Lugansk airport."

    Yes, not only generals. In the internet there is a video of some kind of powerful explosion, what exploded there is unknown. Moreover, they cannot decide on whose territory - militias or APU. Therefore, they agree on one thing - there was a nuclear weapon, and who used it - Russia or the heroic APUs - is unknown. And all the talk about nuclear weapons is only from Ukraine.
  11. +4
    10 March 2019 09: 35
    I liked it about the bridge over the English Channel, especially about the piles that we are already driving. Apparently we are talking about "piles" that we either lost there, or got wet, they are rumors. One by one it was PU S400, but it turned out to be chago !!!! Piles for the "Russian Bridge"
  12. +5
    10 March 2019 09: 38
    With Forgiveness Resurrection, Orthodox.
  13. +7
    10 March 2019 09: 46
    Sorry for all the malicious comments and I forgive all of our people. However, in Ukraine this case is difficult. Judge for yourself - in the year of the Pig (according to the Chinese horoscope), we will have the most swinish elections! And each "applicant" tries to put a pig on a competitor. Here on Gritsenko they started a case .... the main destroyer of the army, it turns out. There were 1380 aircraft in Ukraine, 158 remained, SAM - it was 2646, it became 340, but, most importantly, it was selling cheap! That's what angered Mr. Lutsenko "Everything was on sale for 10% of the market value!" Zelensky has as many as three film companies in the Russian Federation. and what a profit! "Green Films" brought him 2015 - 208 million rubles, 2016 - 123 million rubles, 2017 - 180 million rubles .... Well, it is clear that he is an agent of the Kremlin! Yulia has a lot of black cash and bribery ..... We have fun! And, probably, on Forgiveness Sunday we will forgive everyone!
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  15. -4
    10 March 2019 14: 02
    Expression of an architecturally geopolitical project, Class !!! I'll take it into service.
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          1. -3
            10 March 2019 15: 51
            C'mon, what’s there, but a lot of decent people wander)) hi
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  16. 0
    10 March 2019 14: 17
    In any case, the president will be the one with the end ..... in. wassat
  17. +3
    10 March 2019 14: 50
    Good selection of news and good humor, I liked it. Thank you
  18. +2
    10 March 2019 18: 13
    And forgive me, a sinner!
  19. 0
    12 March 2019 15: 02
    There are no successors and there will never be ... In 2024, the "eternal president" will be declared a new "Russian tsar" ... It is not for nothing that many higher ranks in the army have already bought themselves noble titles, which are sold left and right by the "Russian empress" whose father was an SS colonel in World War II ... And look at the luxurious palaces of the president - they already look like CYAL CHORUS ... By 2 Russia will unite with Belarus and on this wave Putin will sit on the royal throne ...
  20. 0
    13 March 2019 10: 11
    Site ..)))) Too many Ukrainian avtoraffff)))) Roskomnadzor where it looks)))

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