Report of the Colorado Cockroach. Our weird nazis

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Hello, I haven’t seen each other for a long time, I am again, the voice of smart Ukraine with a clear conscience.





And at first, perhaps, I answer a little on the letters. To warm up, so to speak.

In the first lines I want to disappoint my reader NasRat. You know, but many people write that it seems to be interesting what happens in nature. No, really, your will, you can read about another tricky thing that you’ve thought up enemies for fear, I’ll not even argue here. But it is impossible, you know, to spit on everyone around. And not to be interested in what is happening here, in Belarus, in Kazakhstan and further down the list. It was not interesting to you, everyone waved away ... And as a result, what? Nezhdanchik Not only for you, of course, for us, too, it was ... unexpected in some ways. But nonetheless.

The leader of the Redskins. No, I do not contradict myself. And there is not Belgorod, there Voronezh in the pictures. And not a fish, and not meat. I was surprised by the oil. Creamy. The positive temperature outside just on the counter in the rain in fact. We really did not have this and never will. Fined Well, we, in fairness, for all fined, for what you can.

asp373. I disappoint you, I guess. Bezviz bezvizom, and on my income, alas, you will not get lost in Europe, to be honest. On the other hand, what did I forget there at all? I have not shown you all of Ukraine, we have so many places to which Europe is far ...

Lamatinets, a distant Kazakhstan friend, well, this Roshen was given to you, really! Well, it is cheap, because it is the joy of retirees, that's it. And if you take me (sinner, I confess), I have no more beauty than Svitoch from Lviv and no chocolate. Well, or AVK, is also lovely. Here, of course, to each his own, ours, who are yours, in the sense of the editorial board, they like the "Crown".

mag nit. Here, however, it is insulting. How many years have been here, how many winters, and so here comes a man and Shariev is calling names.

But somehow I’ll ask for permission to arrange a whole bunch of answers to questions. And if the editorial board allows it, I’ll accomplish everything. This, if the second brain does not change me and there is intermegaactive communication with readers. Here it is.

But back to our sheep, that is, Natsik.

Everything is already aware that "suddenly, out of nowhere," appeared ... Well, no, not this well-known character of the obscene saying, but something similar. Namely - the "National Corps". I wrote down all this not less known to you pan Biletsky from the battalion "Azov", who decided that the new structure would be law enforcement and left-wing rabble on the streets of Ukrainian cities.

There was a person who did not absolutely support the Biletsky initiative. Avakov. Minister of Internal Affairs. But then they agreed and "NK" arranged the passage with an oath in the Kiev fortress.

And all, and silence.

In some places, however, corps patrolled something there, but I can do that too. Friday night from beer to pizzeria and back.

But here we have elections, and it was necessary to bungle something like this ... epoch-making. Not very costly, but able to draw attention to. What is it - I will keep the intrigue for the ending.

But on Saturday, March 2, in the center of Kiev, as expected, on the Maidan, young people began to gather. I was warned in advance by ours that I would devote (like an oath) to the "National Squads". Got a similarity, huh? Natsik Biletsky, having made "NK" did not calm down and set up another structure - "ND". Type forge personnel for "NC", which then go to the "Azov" and stuffing in the Donbass. But here - to each his own.





Day is really beauty! The sun, blue sky, chilly, true, but nothing, we are already familiar. We are jumping, more hto not freeze - that you know who. You.

Overshadowed, by the way, another bestiality in Vatutin. But he is really accustomed to this, washed in the evening. But in the morning on the weekend ... freaks?





Not only did I know what the show would be. For ages, media colleagues were willing to protest.



The authorities really also prepared for something, then you know what it was about. The fact that if something goes wrong - it will be where they say.



Well, you know, first aid kit, fire extinguisher, all that ...





Well, the folk gradually gathered.



The direct participants began to appear, they could be immediately distinguished by the new warm kurton with attributes. Why, more than a year ago I told you, and even showed these pianos, which the man-tuner placed in Kiev. Stand, as you can see. Art, even such street, is not alien to the Ukrainian soul!



It is probably worth distinguishing here that a monument is one thing, and a piano is another.









I give you so many photos why give? Just want to show faces. In what a trick - in the end I will explain, in the meantime look. Ordinary students and these, bursaki. No more.

And then I cannot fail to show ours, whose service is both dangerous and difficult, and not a damn thing is visible. But here - here. Drawn



And this is the most unfortunate - language workers. The police of dialogue, or, as they call us ... You have the same, if that. If you translate into Russian literary - talkers.





And this is the guest of honor. Chevron is mute, but I was there talking side by side, like the angle I was looking for ... Azov dick. It seems like he came to bless on behalf of his comrades and other dregs.



Faces again. Light such joyful ...





BUT! Here is our next crap! I have already shown this Arch of Friendship more than once. Long-suffering monument of the Soviet past. And the yellow-blakitnaya was, and rainbow. Now again painted in the usual color, but ... See, something like that. brown on beige? So, this is Crack! Who climbed and caused it - is unknown, but it symbolizes a crack in the friendship between our peoples. And how else, if you have stolen the Crimea and in the Donbas the devil knows what they did?

The only way...







People arrived, and services arrived.



By the way, who was walking by, reacted differently to these ... Who is more disabled, it is still the question ...



But at last the trumpets and horns roared, and everything began to move.







Banners and flags were carried in front of the formation of fighters, ready to battle ...



Do not pay attention, this is how I ... I felt a moment. But I myself liked it. Well, I will not comment on what the fighters are preparing for, but the posture says a lot.



In general, lined up.







And - here is an unexpected one - familiar all faces!



Well, how are you? A member of the far-right and most frostbitten of our group С14 - and in the ranks of the "National squad" ... Well, it's like a wolf in a flock of sheep.



And this is from the Carpathian wolves. And also in the warriors marks. In the hull.

True, so funny? Methyl guard the order - and this is you ...





Well, in general, there was almost nothing interesting further. No, oath who wanted - gave, promised and all that.



The media, of course, filmed this entire crowd in good faith; there were really all the channels that could be gathered.

Of course, it was not without the Hydrant's curses, the wishes of a good life for his accomplices, however, as long as there were no appeals. So far, apparently.



Well, the dessert promised.

Now many will begin to say: that's all, Ukraine has died, she has smoked, the youngsters are rushing to the Natsik rushing, Khan. Well, yes, even in the pictures you can see that more than a thousand were dedicated.

But here's another pair of tsiferok. Price-list.

Party 6 hours in the cold - 400 hryvnia.

Flag waving - 50 hryvnia / hour.

Patrol (these are the ones who came before the last and left the last) - 100 hryvnia / hour.

You ask, who is out of his mind, has he lost such kind of money on shkolotu to spend?

And the one who so had to show that on the eve of the elections he has a serious human resource. Which will allow, so to say, sell the votes of the party more expensive.

Alas, dear readers, so many fans of the nationalism of Mr. Biletsky, alas, in Kiev was not and never will. But why not make some extra money in your free time, if given the opportunity? Now, if on Friday this case was fouled up - no one would have come, and the case is administrative. And so - yes for God's sake.

By the way, tattooed ultras is also a concern. Just think, in a jacket stranger. 500 hryvnia - it is in Vinnitsa 500 hryvnia. Understand necessary. So the party in parties, and the hryvnia hryvnia.

That's how we do it in the capital city of Kiev.

And therefore do not take this beautiful, but clowning, close to your heart. And if they accept, then to such as ours, higher beings. Who does not know - the cockroach has a 13-chamber heart. And we carry a couple of heart attacks before the camera goes out of order. And in general, the best heart substitute is precisely invented on the basis of our heart.

So be healthy, take care of your heart and see you soon!
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  1. +9
    5 March 2019 06: 20
    And therefore do not take this beautiful, but clowning, close to my heart.
    ..Circus with three arenas. A circus in which spectators could watch the performance simultaneously in three arenas. First tested by the "Barnum and Bailey Circus" .... Now in the territory of the former USSR there is a circus with 15 arenas ... And everywhere its own clowning ... The producers are the same Barnum and Bailey, only the scale is bigger ...
    1. +6
      5 March 2019 11: 19
      Quote: parusnik
      only a larger scale ....

      and the roof is not a sham ...
  2. +10
    5 March 2019 06: 47
    But it’s impossible, you know, to give a damn about everyone around. And do not be interested in what is happening with us, in Belarus, in Kazakhstan and further on the list. You were not interested, everyone waved away ... And in the end, in 2014, what? Nezhdanchik. Not only for you, of course, for us it was ... unexpected in some ways

    The script worked out half a century ago, if not more. The Americans had problems with Ukraine; not everyone wanted to stand up. Good luck to the sane.
    1. +11
      5 March 2019 07: 41
      Party 6 hours in the cold - 400 hryvnia.
      Flag waving - 50 hryvnia / hour.
      Here's a price list for patriotism
      1. +3
        5 March 2019 09: 46
        Here's a price list for patriotism
        I will correct "patriotism" or neo-Nazism. With your permission hi
      2. +2
        5 March 2019 10: 01
        Quote from Uncle Lee
        Here's a price list for patriotism

        Well, that's normal. To earn money by extras. Pocket expenses there. Boys girls in a movie with ice cream are driving, or something else.good
        1. +2
          5 March 2019 19: 05
          We worked as students at a vegetable warehouse, but went to construction teams. And there was no need to hide faces under masks.
          1. +1
            5 March 2019 19: 10
            Quote: Dietmar
            We worked as students at a vegetable warehouse, but went to construction teams.

            In Ukraine, all the vegetables are in Poland, and they don’t build any horseradish there. So they spin as they can. What times, their morals .. hi
    2. +4
      5 March 2019 18: 41
      Sane, are those who did not come to the Nazi Sabbath for the loot? Americans have no problem with them. They are obedient like sheep to a shepherd. And they kicked up, so they showed the "wolves". Almost all the countries surrounding Russia are pursuing a Russophobic STATE policy. And the politicians were chosen by those very sane. So the question is: in what paradigm are they sane? How many times should sane people step on the same rake that they stopped choosing fascists? Yes, as much as necessary! They themselves are fascists. The cockroach, with all due respect to him, is also not far from them. He imagines the independent policy of "Ukraine". Many hundreds of years of history did not convince him of anything. And not only him.
  3. -5
    5 March 2019 07: 21
    But my question is so very important! Can you have as many photos in summer, only from a nudist beach in Kiev? And preferably not men ((.
    In that year, I just saw pictures from the beach, it became clear that this is Kiev only because of the Mother Motherland monument.
    It was not interesting to you, everyone waved it off.

    This is not true. Ukraine NOW many are not interested only because our zomboyaschik constantly shows you. And shows selected freaks from Ukraine. And all so that we do not even think to argue with our thieves' power. They show that if you (we) are unhappy, then in Russia it will be the same. Everyone understands that this is a lie, but many people have neither the strength nor the nerves (to our power, mainly because of stupid propaganda) to see several hours a day of inadequate people from Ukraine. And the most thrash is savoring from you in the media, you don’t show something positive about our lackeys from the media.
    1. +1
      5 March 2019 08: 11
      Another one...
      Everyone understands that this is a lie
      Of course of course...
      Remind me what's positive in Ukraine?
      1. -2
        5 March 2019 08: 19
        For the dull:
        About lies, I had in mind that it would be exactly the same as in Ukraine, if the people became very dissatisfied (for example, rallies and protests) with our thieves, as this is the conviction that convinces us.
        1. +6
          5 March 2019 08: 26
          Ukrainians naively hoped that after the Maidan, people who truly care about the people and who will do better will come to power ... As a result, everyone sees it.
          Therefore, go to Ukraine with your rallies and protests, and start thinking at last ...
          A lot of examples of revolutions ... and everywhere after nickname only conflicts and devastation
          1. -2
            5 March 2019 08: 31
            You're right. Let us then glorify the Tsar and the boyars in a chorus, because we can do nothing, as you say, and I agreed. Let us hope for the mercy of our masters of the Kremlin and from various city halls, so be it, we herd, we will tolerate.
            1. +3
              5 March 2019 08: 35
              I don’t have any owners ... In our country there are all the tools for a normal transition of power, without revolutions
            2. +3
              5 March 2019 09: 43
              Your same type of "slogans from the poster" are also tired. Everything is lost .. The king ... in the power of thieves ... think that that is different.
              And your moan and cry about what kind of government is in Russia and how much everything is bad ... I don’t want to comment on this at all.
            3. 0
              5 March 2019 19: 33
              All power to the Soviets!
              Land to the peasants!
              Peace to the nations!
              Bread hungry!

              Somewhere I've heard that before ...
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      2. -6
        5 March 2019 08: 34
        Do you want to know? Have you tried it? Yes, google and you will be happy. The Internet often gives me "good news" about Ukraine. There is a solid positive. And in numbers, not on cartoons.
        1. +3
          5 March 2019 08: 37
          Googling ... laughing
          So they always answer when there is nothing to say in a case ...
          1. -4
            5 March 2019 08: 41
            Here you are stubborn ... I could not copy it on Android, but do not be too lazy to type "good news of Ukraine" on YouTube, there are 24 issues of them, if I'm not mistaken. Listen. Medvedev is resting with his promises!
  4. +7
    5 March 2019 08: 11
    When I see these boys with "bright faces" and the inscriptions "national squads" on their backs, I always remember Vladimir Volfovich's paraphrase "Every man has a woman." It seems, I think to myself, that my unfortunate country was once again monkeying and again through the same place (and even in both senses). Who does not know, a squad in Ukrainian is a wife, make friends - get married. Interestingly, did anyone tell these young men with beards that they were "national wives"? Or they cherish the tender, childish psyche. Although it is likely that there is already no care.
    1. +1
      5 March 2019 10: 06
      Quote: Oldish
      Ukrainian squad - wife,

      Ukrainian is one of the languages ​​closest to Old Russian. And in the Old Russian chronicles "princely squad" is precisely a military formation. Or do you suspect that Russian princes have their entire "squad" ... lol Fu Fu Fu!
      1. 0
        6 March 2019 07: 40
        Or do you suspect that the Russian princes all their "squad
        As professors Bebik, Vyatrovich and others like them have repeatedly proved. And what a PROFESSOR! Where there Yanukovych. So, there were no Russian princes. And were there Ukrainians who later became Aryan, or vice versa? Nevermind. And if these ancient Ukr princes were a little bit like the modern Ukrainian kings ... In general, I’m even afraid to guess what they did with their squad, and with all the surrounding reality to the heap.
  5. 0
    5 March 2019 08: 26
    Oh shananovy pan, you upset me. You gathered and even promised. Forever, you Ukrainians, 7 Fridays a week. Looks like a national feature is such a thing to do.
    By the way, they say that Zelensky passed a meeting with the IMF, so that only the council of ambassadors remained, but there should not be any difficulties. And you probably think that the hydrant about the army, virus and Thomas tells you Ukrainians. Who do you need?
  6. +4
    5 March 2019 08: 26
    eh, memory 23-2 there was not enough ....
  7. -1
    5 March 2019 08: 30
    Thanks for the reply to my recent koment. I just saw in the photo not what the Cockroach examined there. Now everything fell into place)))
    And special thanks for the natural, lively, and not staged photos of Kiev women. Beauties! When will I see them live now? ....
  8. -5
    5 March 2019 08: 35
    Cockroaches climbed again. At the expense of the mind and not clouded consciousness, a moot point, flatter yourself, my friend. Once again, they demonstrated the legendary Ukrainian practicality in the absence of moral principles - young people earn on Maidan and processions, and you are in the editorial office.
    1. +4
      5 March 2019 16: 11
      Quote: Mihail Yanov
      young people earn maidan and processions, and you are in the wording.

      I have already read a few of your comments on the notes. You have right antihoho some.
      Shirshe look deeper. The cockroach shows that not only ours, but also the Ukrainian TV reporters do not show. And not lying. Checked.
      I will try to understand a cockroach to understand. In Ukraine, only somewhere broke through the sewer, and our insect is already there. In the thick, so to speak. events.
      We are exactly tired of this hohlobardak. Not interesting already. Five years to look at the agony of the state. And Tarakan gives his vision of the situation. Such a report, I am sure, you will not see anywhere else ..
      And at the expense of money. Well done. Able to earn a talent. And what's stopping you?
  9. -4
    5 March 2019 08: 41
    Well, there is only one article: "Crap and unexpected" - the level of the correction class.
  10. +4
    5 March 2019 09: 03
    Again I stand on the Maidan of the twentieth
    Chill, February, I'm looking for a fuss
    Again cookies to crumbs all shawans
    Again around the twin maydaunas
    Well, everything will download to us.
    It seems the street has already been renamed
    Monument dropped, under the stairs
    Apparently, the victims were not in vain
    Rumble under the pan and lace eggs
    And Parasyuk goes broke into the microphone
    Bulatov's ear, Kule Arseny
    Again, a spring exacerbation on the nose.
    1. +1
      5 March 2019 12: 30
      hi Thank you, dear SCUD, you have amused me with this "verse" - some passages, in general, are masterpieces! good I will read, on occasion, to my cousin from Kiev, a "svidomistvuyusche" Russian, at a fairly old age and with a sore back, who in good faith bounced back on American "Maidans" in 2004 and 2014 ...!
  11. BAI
    -3
    5 March 2019 09: 11
    First-hand information. You will not see this in our newspapers (and TV).
  12. +1
    5 March 2019 10: 11
    The important points are as follows. Organization, form, clear structure and training. There are finances and see considerable. Worked out morality and ideology. Well, it is clear that the organization is very lively, the preparation is going on systematically and constantly. In a word, the night of crystal knives will soon be seen. Thanks comrade Cockroach. My question is this, there are a lot of cockroaches of the okoloradsky breed?
    By the way, I want to add, from my own experience I know that a complete atas will begin when chantrap from marginals and crazy old women are added to this corps! Curious about the mobilization of these types of dates by time, i.e. before or after?
    1. +1
      5 March 2019 12: 28
      Quote: lithium17
      My question is this, there are a lot of cockroaches of the okoloradsky breed?

      Eugene, okoloradsky is not a breed, this place of residence is near the Rada.
      ps The Ukrainian in the first photo amused - just a pop! fellow
  13. +2
    5 March 2019 12: 14
    U. Hongweibin how not to dress, they remain with. hunweibiny belay
  14. +2
    5 March 2019 19: 03
    The author, just do not tell tales.
    He lived in Ukraine for a long time and I can say for sure that it finally dawned on people ..
    Sane people in Ukraine are a minority.
    Percentages of 10-15, MAXIMUM!
    Three new generations simply hate Russia and the Russian people. But they continue to travel to Russia to earn money and cry how hard it is to live and how much they love Russia passionately.
  15. +1
    5 March 2019 19: 17
    Quote: revnagan
    Or do you suspect ...

    I suspect ... kasatik ... oh, and I suspect!
    But, by the way, what is there to suspect? Just the same, and used for its intended purpose ... the faithful squad.
    And RosGvardia was not called at the same time ...
    And by the way, I still don’t understand: is our Ros -... she or the National Guard? We seem to be the leader, both there and there, all alone. Where is Avakov ...
  16. -1
    5 March 2019 19: 41
    Quote: Vasilyev u
    You're right. Let us then glorify the Tsar and the boyars in a chorus, because we can do nothing, as you say, and I agreed. Let us hope for the mercy of our masters of the Kremlin and from various city halls, so be it, we herd, we will tolerate.

    Someone you offended ...
  17. +1
    6 March 2019 00: 36
    Thank you cockroach, as always ironic and artistic.
    drinks
    Take care of yourself, bully
  18. 0
    7 March 2019 11: 17
    Thanks! Prices for wandering around with a poster are adequate. We have shkolota, too, not for free all sorts of Navalny and others like them are driven into the square. One gets the impression of some kind of general leadership, this whole movement ...
  19. 0
    8 March 2019 15: 53
    Well, the general level of organization is falling. The fire show is rather miserable even for a perdiv match, the muzzles beloved by the patriots, they are balaclavs, they forgot to give out. And without muzzles, they must go barking unusually - a face can crack ...
  20. 0
    9 March 2019 08: 12
    What will these clowns do when clowns become unnecessary for the customer? And this is inevitable since they did not fulfill the main order, the outbreak of war between Europe and Russia. And the window of opportunity has almost disappeared.

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