Notes of the Colorado Cockroach. Morska and kosmichna, ale duzhe fantastic!
Greetings to you, my dear friends. In order not to cause verbal diarrhea of some of my opponents, I will immediately translate the name from Ukrainian into Russian. "Sea and space, but very fantastic." This name has no relation to other countries, except for my Victory. So, gentlemen, comrades, gentlemen, try not to waste your nerves.
I'll start with the personal. Friends, how wonderful it is to go back home! Especially when there is no wife at home. You come up to the fridge and so menacingly: “Attention, night dogor! Everybody go out on a look! ”A fairy tale, not a life.
You know, at this moment I revealed a secret that tormented me for many years. I understood why Asians eat with chopsticks! So it turns out better. Especially if these sticks are called skewers.
I watched looking at the culinary delights that I was prepared for the arrival of the cockroach. And then I realized that I should not value myself too highly.
He said so directly to himself: “And who are you to deny yourself something!” And he did not refuse. In all.
By the way, I understood one more truth. But in the morning. Do you know why it is customary to drink vodka cold? So that a snowball forms on the bottle? Do not know? But I found out.
This is a very thoughtful custom. And clearly invented by men. We also have all sorts of bitter sweets on the drum. We effect is important. Well, the consequences.
In short, so take note: they drink vodka very cold in order to get sick in the morning not from a banal hangover, but from a noble sore throat! Which significantly increases the chance of getting a hospital for the following days!
In general, I am sick now. Affected moving. But I will write notes anyway. Although I don’t want to work, but greed wins laziness! Yes, and the presence of angina does not affect the presence and the second malady of a drink-snack.
Thanks, by the way, to everyone who appreciated my historical Investigations in Shepetivka! True, it was nice to read such reviews, well, honestly! Moreover, I understand that it’s not a great specialist in investigations. Fortunately, they helped in the editorial office, sat together and yelled at each other, because it turned out that the Yandex and Google maps did not coincide in scale.
But in the end it turned out the material that I am really pleased with and even proud of. From your submission!
Woo Here in nature they say, do not make yourself an idol, you can ogresti by the neck! Well, do I really praise myself, as some say?
Well, well, them, these women ... A mountain of complexes and vanity, but we are always to blame. We will be engaged in business.
Tell me, can a Ukrainian soldier in captivity show heroism? Yes, such that the whole of Ukraine started talking about this? And at the same time, according to our tradition, to make it so as not to violate any rules or regulations? To not get on the ears, as I am now?
You do not know, but I'll tell you now. Our prisoner of war, don't care that there is no war, the senior sailor of the tug Yana Kapu, you will break his tongue with his lice, Vladimir Tereshchenko heroically shaved the coat of arms of Ukraine on the back of his head! SUGS! Now he goes backwards to shock the staff of the SIZO.
Only you have some kind of wrong staff. Shocked somehow not civilized. Affect that you are a horde. In short, the whole staff laughs, and the inmates over the hero. Not people, but some centaurs.
Although, I, too, probably, neighing. Heroically surrender a warship without a fight, save the Black Sea to save-help, and then also heroically to shave a coat of arms on the back of your head, which no one forbids in Russia. On the Hero of Ukraine does not pull.
If only he had shaved the coat of arms on the back of his head ... Then the Hero would immediately give the Hero. Posthumously. Or the coat of arms of Russia, but in second place, which they think. Also possible, by the way. The hero is probably the shortest profession in the world.
One is good. With our hero a good neighbor is sitting. Caring such. Various feeds with snacks. Ukrainian language teaches him. Caring, in a word.
And where to get to something? The camera is good. Renovated, warm. Only small - 8 meters in total. Well, nothing, heaven, they say, and in a hut happens. The sailor’s lawyer Anastasia Georgievskaya writes that Volodya looks good. Who will feed ugly something? A Serb on his head? Doom ...
Okay. Joked and that's enough. In general, I think that you should always smile: someone sincerely, but someone to spite. And you always have to joke. Let the enemies cry.
I do not know about you, but we are putting things in order with this, with corruption! Especially our leaders in the space industry have gone too far. Of course, with such intensive work by the State Space Agency it would have been impossible to notice the theft of real kopecks.
But we reformed the investigative bodies. And now, we are reaping the benefits. From our detectives now can not hide anything! I once realized that coaxing evil is useless. How many wolves do not feed. But to anger good is dangerous! So...
In the specialized anti-corruption prosecutor's office, they completed the pre-trial investigation in the GKA. Imagine 8,245 $ million stolen there! We tear them away from the hungry and freezing and give money for space flights to Mars and the Moon, and they steal. True, these 8 million to them Canada has allocated a loan. But still.
Where is our "Lybid"? Where is the first geostationary Ukrainian satellite, I ask you? I mean them. Why I do not see the emblem of "Ukrkosmos" in the sky?
No, I learned through my channels where the satellite is. It lies. And even where the warehouse is located, I found out. True, it is difficult to call it a satellite today. It has long been lying. Like the whole "Ukrkosmos". And along with it lies the national satellite communications system.
By the way, the launch of "Lybid" still need to look. Maybe it was launched not on a geostationary, but simply on a stationary orbit, ugh, a place. After all, lies in the Siberian taiga ...
You look like this at the work of our "Ukrkosmos" and the AKP, and other structures, and you understand how much is still hidden from the brain of people. And how much you treat not as it is, but in the way you are comfortable.
Remember Sisyphus? Well, the very one who was dragging a stone daily up the mountain and then throwing it off? Do you think this is meaningless work? After all, even the definition came up with: Sisyphean labor. The brain must be included! And look from the opposite.
At Sisyphus everything was thought out. This is a statesman of the highest order! King of Corinth in earthly life! For some reason, his stone is slipping back due to the correct wage agreement. Sisyphus has hourly pay!
Do you want to know the Ukrainian folk wisdom, which always works with us, but which we do not know yet? What I do not remember, and that was not! We have been living for many years according to this wisdom.
Look, at the meeting of the trade facilitation committee of the World Trade Organization, Ukraine declared that Russia did not comply with its obligations regarding freedom of transit. At the end of December you banned the import into Russia of piles of our goods.
True, you can say that you did this in response to the ban on 50 000 product items that we banned. But we don’t remember that! And the fact that the law was passed in the Rada and the Hydrant signed? We do not remember, it means there was nothing. And you are the aggressors. Therefore - be silent.
It’s as if he doesn’t know what often happens like this: it’s just that you’re silent, but you aren’t so understood. Be silent, and we will give you another button on the chair. More precisely, already slipped. Here's how the hedgehog in the joke, was silent, was silent, but still received a hoax.
You do not allow not only Ukrainian goods, but also goods of other WTO members that we transit! This is what the umische means! Forgive the remainder, but buy us ours, otherwise we have a few pennies. Hybrid warfare - she is.
But you can not refuse your mind. In the context of my notes, mind is the ability to benefit from information. This is me about Gazprom. The monopolist is learning to communicate with us. Or ethnic Ukrainians took to the state. Although ... Minister!
I watched the speech of your Energy Minister Alexander Novak (I’m talking about our circle). Right soul rejoices. Russia may extend the transportation of gas through the territory of Ukraine after the 2019 year, in the case of offering competitive conditions.
Right song, not words. As I was talking to Tarakanushka after I didn’t have enough money to buy a new fur coat. You gave me the word that you will buy ... And I will give you a new word, just do not cry.
We will soon be ordered to close the nuclear power plant, and then for us, cockroaches, there will be a resort in general. An agrarian country without all these civilizational dangers. Although, as I said before, we are not at all against a small amount of invigorating radiation. Let's just say, at the level of 100-120 μR / hour.
I remembered here about one person who once upon a time was the number of times in Ukrainian the news, but which is forgotten by everyone today. More precisely, forgotten.
So, our Nadia was supposed February 15 out of the prison. After all, with the 23 last March sits. But who will release it? In vain that her case was transferred to the Chernihiv district court of the Chernihiv region?
In short, the court added Savchenko and Ruban for two months of arrest. To the water before the election did not mutili. Cuckoo too can not sing. And how to listen to her ... Now there is no one to judge this pair of state criminals! Judges self-distribute.
Lawyers rushed to the appeal court of the Chernihiv region. Give the judges. And where to get them? Who would like to please the next president in a prison? Well, then, the pre-trial investigation on Lybid lasted so much that even the space metal had time to rot ...
Began to note with the beautiful, finish peremoga. I now live in another city! Now I will spell you. And you can not properly call. I live now in "Kay-wy-ay-wi." In the language of the owners of our country, the city is now called Kyiv, and not Kiev.
I will again break my own word not to quote anyone. Well, I cannot here without a quote from Professor, Doctor of Philology, Director of the Institute of Linguistics named after Alexander Potebni of the National Academy of Sciences of Ukraine Bogdan Azhnyuk:
True, "do not fly planes here today and do not go more than the train." No, they fly and go to Kiev. But in Kiev nothing yet goes. Foreigners do not want to relearn, and that's it. So the Ukrainian company MAU flies along the route London - Kiev, carrying passengers from London to Kyiv.
Today I did not specifically touch on the topic of elections. Information on this is enough for you. Yes, and about the drink, snack, honestly, on the 50% invented.
I just wrote about my life, which means about life in Ukraine today. Life is so attractive, that look scary. But as they say, the rich, then we hide. There is still no other.
See you soon! You do not fall ill. Look at life with optimism, like cockroaches. And remember that not every blow is dangerous. Sometimes it is necessary to say when everyone is silent or to keep silent when everyone is talking. Will live!
I'll start with the personal. Friends, how wonderful it is to go back home! Especially when there is no wife at home. You come up to the fridge and so menacingly: “Attention, night dogor! Everybody go out on a look! ”A fairy tale, not a life.
You know, at this moment I revealed a secret that tormented me for many years. I understood why Asians eat with chopsticks! So it turns out better. Especially if these sticks are called skewers.
I watched looking at the culinary delights that I was prepared for the arrival of the cockroach. And then I realized that I should not value myself too highly.
He said so directly to himself: “And who are you to deny yourself something!” And he did not refuse. In all.
By the way, I understood one more truth. But in the morning. Do you know why it is customary to drink vodka cold? So that a snowball forms on the bottle? Do not know? But I found out.
This is a very thoughtful custom. And clearly invented by men. We also have all sorts of bitter sweets on the drum. We effect is important. Well, the consequences.
In short, so take note: they drink vodka very cold in order to get sick in the morning not from a banal hangover, but from a noble sore throat! Which significantly increases the chance of getting a hospital for the following days!
In general, I am sick now. Affected moving. But I will write notes anyway. Although I don’t want to work, but greed wins laziness! Yes, and the presence of angina does not affect the presence and the second malady of a drink-snack.
Thanks, by the way, to everyone who appreciated my historical Investigations in Shepetivka! True, it was nice to read such reviews, well, honestly! Moreover, I understand that it’s not a great specialist in investigations. Fortunately, they helped in the editorial office, sat together and yelled at each other, because it turned out that the Yandex and Google maps did not coincide in scale.
But in the end it turned out the material that I am really pleased with and even proud of. From your submission!
Woo Here in nature they say, do not make yourself an idol, you can ogresti by the neck! Well, do I really praise myself, as some say?
Well, well, them, these women ... A mountain of complexes and vanity, but we are always to blame. We will be engaged in business.
Tell me, can a Ukrainian soldier in captivity show heroism? Yes, such that the whole of Ukraine started talking about this? And at the same time, according to our tradition, to make it so as not to violate any rules or regulations? To not get on the ears, as I am now?
You do not know, but I'll tell you now. Our prisoner of war, don't care that there is no war, the senior sailor of the tug Yana Kapu, you will break his tongue with his lice, Vladimir Tereshchenko heroically shaved the coat of arms of Ukraine on the back of his head! SUGS! Now he goes backwards to shock the staff of the SIZO.
Only you have some kind of wrong staff. Shocked somehow not civilized. Affect that you are a horde. In short, the whole staff laughs, and the inmates over the hero. Not people, but some centaurs.
Although, I, too, probably, neighing. Heroically surrender a warship without a fight, save the Black Sea to save-help, and then also heroically to shave a coat of arms on the back of your head, which no one forbids in Russia. On the Hero of Ukraine does not pull.
If only he had shaved the coat of arms on the back of his head ... Then the Hero would immediately give the Hero. Posthumously. Or the coat of arms of Russia, but in second place, which they think. Also possible, by the way. The hero is probably the shortest profession in the world.
One is good. With our hero a good neighbor is sitting. Caring such. Various feeds with snacks. Ukrainian language teaches him. Caring, in a word.
And where to get to something? The camera is good. Renovated, warm. Only small - 8 meters in total. Well, nothing, heaven, they say, and in a hut happens. The sailor’s lawyer Anastasia Georgievskaya writes that Volodya looks good. Who will feed ugly something? A Serb on his head? Doom ...
Okay. Joked and that's enough. In general, I think that you should always smile: someone sincerely, but someone to spite. And you always have to joke. Let the enemies cry.
I do not know about you, but we are putting things in order with this, with corruption! Especially our leaders in the space industry have gone too far. Of course, with such intensive work by the State Space Agency it would have been impossible to notice the theft of real kopecks.
But we reformed the investigative bodies. And now, we are reaping the benefits. From our detectives now can not hide anything! I once realized that coaxing evil is useless. How many wolves do not feed. But to anger good is dangerous! So...
In the specialized anti-corruption prosecutor's office, they completed the pre-trial investigation in the GKA. Imagine 8,245 $ million stolen there! We tear them away from the hungry and freezing and give money for space flights to Mars and the Moon, and they steal. True, these 8 million to them Canada has allocated a loan. But still.
Where is our "Lybid"? Where is the first geostationary Ukrainian satellite, I ask you? I mean them. Why I do not see the emblem of "Ukrkosmos" in the sky?
No, I learned through my channels where the satellite is. It lies. And even where the warehouse is located, I found out. True, it is difficult to call it a satellite today. It has long been lying. Like the whole "Ukrkosmos". And along with it lies the national satellite communications system.
By the way, the launch of "Lybid" still need to look. Maybe it was launched not on a geostationary, but simply on a stationary orbit, ugh, a place. After all, lies in the Siberian taiga ...
You look like this at the work of our "Ukrkosmos" and the AKP, and other structures, and you understand how much is still hidden from the brain of people. And how much you treat not as it is, but in the way you are comfortable.
Remember Sisyphus? Well, the very one who was dragging a stone daily up the mountain and then throwing it off? Do you think this is meaningless work? After all, even the definition came up with: Sisyphean labor. The brain must be included! And look from the opposite.
At Sisyphus everything was thought out. This is a statesman of the highest order! King of Corinth in earthly life! For some reason, his stone is slipping back due to the correct wage agreement. Sisyphus has hourly pay!
Do you want to know the Ukrainian folk wisdom, which always works with us, but which we do not know yet? What I do not remember, and that was not! We have been living for many years according to this wisdom.
Look, at the meeting of the trade facilitation committee of the World Trade Organization, Ukraine declared that Russia did not comply with its obligations regarding freedom of transit. At the end of December you banned the import into Russia of piles of our goods.
True, you can say that you did this in response to the ban on 50 000 product items that we banned. But we don’t remember that! And the fact that the law was passed in the Rada and the Hydrant signed? We do not remember, it means there was nothing. And you are the aggressors. Therefore - be silent.
It’s as if he doesn’t know what often happens like this: it’s just that you’re silent, but you aren’t so understood. Be silent, and we will give you another button on the chair. More precisely, already slipped. Here's how the hedgehog in the joke, was silent, was silent, but still received a hoax.
You do not allow not only Ukrainian goods, but also goods of other WTO members that we transit! This is what the umische means! Forgive the remainder, but buy us ours, otherwise we have a few pennies. Hybrid warfare - she is.
But you can not refuse your mind. In the context of my notes, mind is the ability to benefit from information. This is me about Gazprom. The monopolist is learning to communicate with us. Or ethnic Ukrainians took to the state. Although ... Minister!
I watched the speech of your Energy Minister Alexander Novak (I’m talking about our circle). Right soul rejoices. Russia may extend the transportation of gas through the territory of Ukraine after the 2019 year, in the case of offering competitive conditions.
Right song, not words. As I was talking to Tarakanushka after I didn’t have enough money to buy a new fur coat. You gave me the word that you will buy ... And I will give you a new word, just do not cry.
We will soon be ordered to close the nuclear power plant, and then for us, cockroaches, there will be a resort in general. An agrarian country without all these civilizational dangers. Although, as I said before, we are not at all against a small amount of invigorating radiation. Let's just say, at the level of 100-120 μR / hour.
I remembered here about one person who once upon a time was the number of times in Ukrainian the news, but which is forgotten by everyone today. More precisely, forgotten.
So, our Nadia was supposed February 15 out of the prison. After all, with the 23 last March sits. But who will release it? In vain that her case was transferred to the Chernihiv district court of the Chernihiv region?
In short, the court added Savchenko and Ruban for two months of arrest. To the water before the election did not mutili. Cuckoo too can not sing. And how to listen to her ... Now there is no one to judge this pair of state criminals! Judges self-distribute.
Lawyers rushed to the appeal court of the Chernihiv region. Give the judges. And where to get them? Who would like to please the next president in a prison? Well, then, the pre-trial investigation on Lybid lasted so much that even the space metal had time to rot ...
Began to note with the beautiful, finish peremoga. I now live in another city! Now I will spell you. And you can not properly call. I live now in "Kay-wy-ay-wi." In the language of the owners of our country, the city is now called Kyiv, and not Kiev.
I will again break my own word not to quote anyone. Well, I cannot here without a quote from Professor, Doctor of Philology, Director of the Institute of Linguistics named after Alexander Potebni of the National Academy of Sciences of Ukraine Bogdan Azhnyuk:
"This is the assimilation of the Ukrainian community in the phonetic graphics by the international community. It was at all times ... And this is especially relevant for those situations where the language of the former colonizer is involved. And today this colonizer is also engaged in a war in eastern Ukraine, annexed Crimea and etc. So today the relevance of this issue has become acute. "
True, "do not fly planes here today and do not go more than the train." No, they fly and go to Kiev. But in Kiev nothing yet goes. Foreigners do not want to relearn, and that's it. So the Ukrainian company MAU flies along the route London - Kiev, carrying passengers from London to Kyiv.
Today I did not specifically touch on the topic of elections. Information on this is enough for you. Yes, and about the drink, snack, honestly, on the 50% invented.
I just wrote about my life, which means about life in Ukraine today. Life is so attractive, that look scary. But as they say, the rich, then we hide. There is still no other.
See you soon! You do not fall ill. Look at life with optimism, like cockroaches. And remember that not every blow is dangerous. Sometimes it is necessary to say when everyone is silent or to keep silent when everyone is talking. Will live!
- Tarakan Okoloradsky
- Nikita Lazorenko (Ukraine)
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