Notes of the Colorado Cockroach. Oh, whose horse there in the night ...
Greetings to you, dear friends! Greetings to you, who are quite adequate opponents! Greetings to you, who always have a hut on the edge. Everyone has the right to their own opinion. And if he can also defend this opinion with conviction, then I take off my hat. True, for obvious reasons, I don’t wear a hat.
Have you ever talked to homeless people? Not those shadows of people who have already forgotten how to talk, but with those ideological ones who have a whole theory of individual freedom from the state? A kind of anarchism, as I understand it.
"I am free from duties to the state! I do not demand anything from you, and you do not demand anything from me! How to live, where to live, how much to live is my own business!" Well, and so on.
Did you notice how these "free people" smell? Did you notice the stench of freedom? Sometimes I have a thought, after a short stay in the habitats of these creatures, that people are simply afraid to go there. And only duties to the state force them to do it.
So (speaking of smells) this smell knows not only freedom. But from the aromas we move on to what I’m stinking here for.
I paraphrase the old Chinese saying, "That you live in the era of change" in the Ukrainian way. That you live in an era of constant election campaign! There is nothing worse than this wish. Yes, that I explain to you, you yourself periodically live in this chaos.
Well, maybe not in such a chaos, but at a time when you realize that for some reason you always find yourself in a paradoxical situation. Is always! No matter how you want to change it! We are always ruled by those who infuriate us, who deceive us, who angry us. And we, even realizing this, always go precisely behind these ... managers.
And do not tell me about the flock of sheep that leads the goat! No, you can say, but it's not my idea, if that. I am all such d'Artagnan today.
For several months, Ukraine lived under the new slogan of independence. "Vera! Mova! Army! ”On each pillar, the face of the Hydrant's face flaunted in various versions, and it was these words.
Most of my compatriots (who are not hung up in the morning for various reasons) were convinced that this was the plan for bringing the country into a “happy future.”
And today, the majority of the phase shift and posters gradually disappeared from the streets.
I will explain to you what I am writing after my unexpected but informative trip to the city of Shepetovka.
There it happened that I was stuck at the weekend, but I looked a lot and talked to many residents. By the way, the house near the city sign - well, just a symbol of the era!
But here and other characters - on the roof. Or on the belly.
For example, how is one and a half kilometers of the market? Weak? But in Shepetovka - easily. Prospect Mira turns into Prospect Market. All day.
As for faith ... After this, the gop-stop-goon show with Tomos non-Anders, I just want to believe that the hryvnia once becomes 5 or 6 for a dollar. Here you can believe in it and even put candles.
Although, if in practice, it is more like a memorial commemoration that will look like at the current rate of 27 hryvnia per dollar.
And the works of faith also throw the very adherents of the church into a stupor, causing the spontaneous opening of the mouth to the lower jaw in the area of the clavicles and the cry “Tse sho?”
Maybe you can understand why the Kyiv Diocese is ruled by some kind of “honorary patriarch of SCU” Philaret? On even controls, and on odd - obscurantism?
The SCU is not something that many thought, it is the “cathedral church of Ukraine”. Gathered ... So, for example, you:
The priesthood was performed in white hoods. And this is a symbol of the ROC!
"Symbol of Faith" performed with parishioners. And this is a purely Soviet tradition! Since the time of persecution of the Orthodox born.
Women without hats. This is a modern Greek tradition!
And the Catholics who prayed next to the Hydrant?
In short, O. Bilozir correctly said: Ukrainians now have their own Ukrainian god ... And he, as a Ukrainian should be, absorbs everything western, while remaining an idolater in his soul ...
The next mantra is mova.
I have a godfather, an old sea wolf, the eternal boatswain of a dry-cargo ship that has visited many countries and ports over its life. Here he told me history about the great and mighty Russian language ... in Japan. I tried to check his words through translators, but they all give an inaccurate translation. Therefore, I will tell you "from the source."
Big Japanese port. A group of Soviet sailors sent ashore. The steamer, meanwhile, is unloading Japanese dockers. Routine, in one word. And suddenly ... such a strong Russian mat from a Japanese loader! Yes, such that even the boatswain was heard, not a mate, but a nightingale trill, even considering the difficulties of the Japanese with "l" and "p."
Sailors naturally begin to torture the translator. What a wonder? And they find out that the Japanese in their vocabulary have no swear words at all. Therefore, dockers use English, German or Russian language.
And for example, the translator cited the famous Russian expression “go out.” In the beginning I translated it into Japanese, and then back into Russian. The final version sounded like that - please kindly do it, please move away! The Soviet sailors agreed with the Japanese dockers that it was impossible to use Japanese when loading and unloading.
The same thing happened with us.
Even the most mossy patriots, of those who always had “do not understand yours for any question in Russian,” turn out to be fluent in the language of the aggressor! Turn on the TV and ... Oh great and mighty! You are alive! And not just alive, but prospering! Even laws on the use of some kind of interest in the media are not valid!
The Ukrainian nationalist looks ridiculous, who in pure Russian explains to viewers the need for Ukrainian language. Like the Hydrant.
What happens is that many ladies complain. You do not have time to get used to your age, but he has already changed. The Hydrant did not have time to learn how to speak Ukrainian, and you, probably, remember how in his early speeches he asked the helpers about the words, and here you should turn the shafts back. If the Russian electorate is not to please, then at least for the sake of understanding.
Everything is just like Vyshivanka. I bought a screwdriver, and he cracked on the first day. Only one nail could score ...
Now about the mighty Ukrainian army. Just one example, so as not to occupy your time. The case is happening, not yet finished, in the Khmelnitsky region, in the military unit A1358.
So, the commander of the unit, Colonel Ivaniv, used the woman-lieutenant of the Armed Forces of Ukraine to satisfy the hunger for senior officers and inspectors for a year. At least, this is what Lieutenant Valeria Sikal herself says. Which, by the way, is confirmed by the investigation of the military prosecutor's office.
Here it is, the most powerful army in Europe, capable of resisting Russian aggression on its own. You want to be in good standing and serve easily, without problems and straining, spread your legs.
Something did not grow together with us with the choice of the path to Europe. For all items. We in this very Europe are probably the only gods. No one sees or hears us. And so want to materialize. At least somewhere.
Okay. From the time to leave the election. Here we almost killed Avakov. Activists. They 9 February decided to play the same game that they played at the beginning of the Maidan - to seize the police station.
Held on Kontraktova Square action "Who ordered Katya Gandzyuk." Well, ran. Inadequate police stopped the riots and arrested a dozen of the most ardent activists. Well, it began.
Approximately 40 people rushed to help out detainees. Armed with knives and gas cartridges, the gang went to storm the police station. Three policemen suffered. But on the ears of the activists still sounded.
Do you think that this has nothing to do with what I wrote at the beginning of the notes? Related. Blame some presidential candidate! So in the Rada they said: we will find and punish the type!
According to my information, the head of the national police, Sergey Knyazev, in fact gave the police a blank check on the tough response to the provocations. In his order with the leading lines in front, it says about a tough response to such provocations. But within the law. Only here we have the law as it used to be in the Russian Empire - what is the tongue ...
Alas, but I was right. The first victims were Zhytomyr police. Knife, brass knuckles, gas spray are popular among Ukrainians. In short, the situation is as follows, according to a knowledgeable person.
On Thursday, policemen in Zhytomyr were injured. The police acted tough and managed to take control of the situation. Driven activists into the holes. On Friday, the police had already been attacked in Lviv and in Bila Tserkva. So, the Saturday events in Kiev are already 3 or 4 - already that thunder. That crossed the Interior Ministry.
But back to Avakov. In fact, the minister was not injured. Fired at his house. Fireworks. They made fireworks above the roof of the house. Beautiful, probably, was. Babakhs over the head. Well, the fence painted. In Russian.
A hundred times I gave the floor not to quote the classics of Ukrainization, but I cannot but mention the most important quotation from Avakov. As if finishing the topic of attacks on the police: "... provocations and" censored "instead of an election campaign will lead to the arrival in Ukraine of inadequate power, which will ruin the country."
I can not miss another important news, about which you do not know exactly. Although it concerns you. Or us? In short, it concerns ...
Are you aware that Russia does not allow Ukrainians into its territory and violates the human right to freedom of movement? No need to nod at us. What Jupiter can do is not a bull. We consider ourselves exactly Jupiter. As his, all the worlds, here.
Imagine, at PP Nekhoteevka, that opposite our PP Gopotovka, (without laughter - these are real geographic names), they did not miss 90 Ukrainians! Horror. And the reason for which they came up with is that they refer to the mythical decree banning the entry into the territory of Russia of cars with a large engine capacity.
But the worst thing is that your border guards, probably knowing that we will write about this lawlessness, are shooting our tourists on video. Type you do not want to go - say that he changed his mind.
I am thinking about this. Why is it happening in our country that, no matter how close the way out is, people will always find nearby, and much closer, the entrance to the “wrong place”? When we mocked the Russians, introducing all these stupid bans understood that there would be an otvetka ... And here again the classic "and we are for sho" ...
I looked at the Tarakanushka and remembered the most important. Beautiful after all we are creatures. And not only cockroaches, but simply Ukrainians. Especially in the female part. All my life I admire and do not get tired.
But I wanted to write something about the second place in Europe for the spread of HIV. On 1 in October, 2018 in the country officially registered more than 329 thousands of HIV cases, of which AIDS is almost 109 thousands of cases. In more comprehensible language, in Ukraine almost 1% of the population is infected with HIV / AIDS! And this is only those who are officially registered.
Who understands that those who still have HIV, is half the battle. But who is already with AIDS ...
It is strange to write it, but most of the infected are not drug addicts or fagots. People are quite prosperous. Well and to the doctor, respectively, go only when absolutely presses. So no one knows the real picture.
In short, I will not write on this topic. We have beautiful girls - this is an item of income. Up to a third of the budget, along with the workers in the bank, is brought to us. Who knows how such advertising will turn out for the Ukrainian economy? Let it all end well - our girls are the most beautiful girls! At least for us.
Especially since soon we really zapanuem. We "live" money will begin to give. Soon. In a few weeks. Monetization will affect 3,7 million families! Imagine, the money will be given along with the pension or transferred to the "Oschadbank" card.
True, panovat us exactly to the nearest payment of communal. But here there is a positive nuance. You have a debt of 980 hryvnia, and you were given 1000. I let the Cabinet to spend on yourself! If you want - go to Monaco, to the local casinos. If you want - take the Eiffel Tower for a day, take off and spit on the heads of careless Parisians. All in your hands!
How now to get rid of the unconscious. Those, that on this money which grain will buy. Or, oh horror, meat. In short, if there are such hungry, then we will no longer have such a lafa. So the Cabinet and said ...
Okay. It's time to finish the notes. I think what dogma you destroy today? An axiom that everyone recognizes, but which is not the truth. But...
Everyone is convinced that tequila is a cactus brew. Axiom! So, gentlemen, you need to learn better. To study, instead of "to go to school".
Tequila is really produced by distilling the juice extracted from the core of blue agave. Agave really lives among cacti. Divides, as they say, communal housing. Moreover, agave is very similar to cactus.
In fact, agave is not a cactus, but a perennial herb belonging to the lily ... Hello to your cockroaches!
See you soon. All happy days and good winter weather. Especially warm. And then we have only gas left 34%. So that happiness would enter your house without noticing the door, as if it were yourself.
And we will fight! Will live!
Postscript: I say goodbye for a while! I have an excursion ahead and a question about homework for the summer. Because Shepetovka is a city known for its two inhabitants, whom I actually visited. So - see you soon!
Have you ever talked to homeless people? Not those shadows of people who have already forgotten how to talk, but with those ideological ones who have a whole theory of individual freedom from the state? A kind of anarchism, as I understand it.
"I am free from duties to the state! I do not demand anything from you, and you do not demand anything from me! How to live, where to live, how much to live is my own business!" Well, and so on.
Did you notice how these "free people" smell? Did you notice the stench of freedom? Sometimes I have a thought, after a short stay in the habitats of these creatures, that people are simply afraid to go there. And only duties to the state force them to do it.
So (speaking of smells) this smell knows not only freedom. But from the aromas we move on to what I’m stinking here for.
I paraphrase the old Chinese saying, "That you live in the era of change" in the Ukrainian way. That you live in an era of constant election campaign! There is nothing worse than this wish. Yes, that I explain to you, you yourself periodically live in this chaos.
Well, maybe not in such a chaos, but at a time when you realize that for some reason you always find yourself in a paradoxical situation. Is always! No matter how you want to change it! We are always ruled by those who infuriate us, who deceive us, who angry us. And we, even realizing this, always go precisely behind these ... managers.
And do not tell me about the flock of sheep that leads the goat! No, you can say, but it's not my idea, if that. I am all such d'Artagnan today.
For several months, Ukraine lived under the new slogan of independence. "Vera! Mova! Army! ”On each pillar, the face of the Hydrant's face flaunted in various versions, and it was these words.
Most of my compatriots (who are not hung up in the morning for various reasons) were convinced that this was the plan for bringing the country into a “happy future.”
And today, the majority of the phase shift and posters gradually disappeared from the streets.
I will explain to you what I am writing after my unexpected but informative trip to the city of Shepetovka.
There it happened that I was stuck at the weekend, but I looked a lot and talked to many residents. By the way, the house near the city sign - well, just a symbol of the era!
But here and other characters - on the roof. Or on the belly.
For example, how is one and a half kilometers of the market? Weak? But in Shepetovka - easily. Prospect Mira turns into Prospect Market. All day.
As for faith ... After this, the gop-stop-goon show with Tomos non-Anders, I just want to believe that the hryvnia once becomes 5 or 6 for a dollar. Here you can believe in it and even put candles.
Although, if in practice, it is more like a memorial commemoration that will look like at the current rate of 27 hryvnia per dollar.
And the works of faith also throw the very adherents of the church into a stupor, causing the spontaneous opening of the mouth to the lower jaw in the area of the clavicles and the cry “Tse sho?”
Maybe you can understand why the Kyiv Diocese is ruled by some kind of “honorary patriarch of SCU” Philaret? On even controls, and on odd - obscurantism?
The SCU is not something that many thought, it is the “cathedral church of Ukraine”. Gathered ... So, for example, you:
The priesthood was performed in white hoods. And this is a symbol of the ROC!
"Symbol of Faith" performed with parishioners. And this is a purely Soviet tradition! Since the time of persecution of the Orthodox born.
Women without hats. This is a modern Greek tradition!
And the Catholics who prayed next to the Hydrant?
In short, O. Bilozir correctly said: Ukrainians now have their own Ukrainian god ... And he, as a Ukrainian should be, absorbs everything western, while remaining an idolater in his soul ...
The next mantra is mova.
I have a godfather, an old sea wolf, the eternal boatswain of a dry-cargo ship that has visited many countries and ports over its life. Here he told me history about the great and mighty Russian language ... in Japan. I tried to check his words through translators, but they all give an inaccurate translation. Therefore, I will tell you "from the source."
Big Japanese port. A group of Soviet sailors sent ashore. The steamer, meanwhile, is unloading Japanese dockers. Routine, in one word. And suddenly ... such a strong Russian mat from a Japanese loader! Yes, such that even the boatswain was heard, not a mate, but a nightingale trill, even considering the difficulties of the Japanese with "l" and "p."
Sailors naturally begin to torture the translator. What a wonder? And they find out that the Japanese in their vocabulary have no swear words at all. Therefore, dockers use English, German or Russian language.
And for example, the translator cited the famous Russian expression “go out.” In the beginning I translated it into Japanese, and then back into Russian. The final version sounded like that - please kindly do it, please move away! The Soviet sailors agreed with the Japanese dockers that it was impossible to use Japanese when loading and unloading.
The same thing happened with us.
Even the most mossy patriots, of those who always had “do not understand yours for any question in Russian,” turn out to be fluent in the language of the aggressor! Turn on the TV and ... Oh great and mighty! You are alive! And not just alive, but prospering! Even laws on the use of some kind of interest in the media are not valid!
The Ukrainian nationalist looks ridiculous, who in pure Russian explains to viewers the need for Ukrainian language. Like the Hydrant.
What happens is that many ladies complain. You do not have time to get used to your age, but he has already changed. The Hydrant did not have time to learn how to speak Ukrainian, and you, probably, remember how in his early speeches he asked the helpers about the words, and here you should turn the shafts back. If the Russian electorate is not to please, then at least for the sake of understanding.
Everything is just like Vyshivanka. I bought a screwdriver, and he cracked on the first day. Only one nail could score ...
Now about the mighty Ukrainian army. Just one example, so as not to occupy your time. The case is happening, not yet finished, in the Khmelnitsky region, in the military unit A1358.
So, the commander of the unit, Colonel Ivaniv, used the woman-lieutenant of the Armed Forces of Ukraine to satisfy the hunger for senior officers and inspectors for a year. At least, this is what Lieutenant Valeria Sikal herself says. Which, by the way, is confirmed by the investigation of the military prosecutor's office.
Here it is, the most powerful army in Europe, capable of resisting Russian aggression on its own. You want to be in good standing and serve easily, without problems and straining, spread your legs.
Something did not grow together with us with the choice of the path to Europe. For all items. We in this very Europe are probably the only gods. No one sees or hears us. And so want to materialize. At least somewhere.
Okay. From the time to leave the election. Here we almost killed Avakov. Activists. They 9 February decided to play the same game that they played at the beginning of the Maidan - to seize the police station.
Held on Kontraktova Square action "Who ordered Katya Gandzyuk." Well, ran. Inadequate police stopped the riots and arrested a dozen of the most ardent activists. Well, it began.
Approximately 40 people rushed to help out detainees. Armed with knives and gas cartridges, the gang went to storm the police station. Three policemen suffered. But on the ears of the activists still sounded.
Do you think that this has nothing to do with what I wrote at the beginning of the notes? Related. Blame some presidential candidate! So in the Rada they said: we will find and punish the type!
According to my information, the head of the national police, Sergey Knyazev, in fact gave the police a blank check on the tough response to the provocations. In his order with the leading lines in front, it says about a tough response to such provocations. But within the law. Only here we have the law as it used to be in the Russian Empire - what is the tongue ...
Alas, but I was right. The first victims were Zhytomyr police. Knife, brass knuckles, gas spray are popular among Ukrainians. In short, the situation is as follows, according to a knowledgeable person.
On Thursday, policemen in Zhytomyr were injured. The police acted tough and managed to take control of the situation. Driven activists into the holes. On Friday, the police had already been attacked in Lviv and in Bila Tserkva. So, the Saturday events in Kiev are already 3 or 4 - already that thunder. That crossed the Interior Ministry.
But back to Avakov. In fact, the minister was not injured. Fired at his house. Fireworks. They made fireworks above the roof of the house. Beautiful, probably, was. Babakhs over the head. Well, the fence painted. In Russian.
A hundred times I gave the floor not to quote the classics of Ukrainization, but I cannot but mention the most important quotation from Avakov. As if finishing the topic of attacks on the police: "... provocations and" censored "instead of an election campaign will lead to the arrival in Ukraine of inadequate power, which will ruin the country."
I can not miss another important news, about which you do not know exactly. Although it concerns you. Or us? In short, it concerns ...
Are you aware that Russia does not allow Ukrainians into its territory and violates the human right to freedom of movement? No need to nod at us. What Jupiter can do is not a bull. We consider ourselves exactly Jupiter. As his, all the worlds, here.
Imagine, at PP Nekhoteevka, that opposite our PP Gopotovka, (without laughter - these are real geographic names), they did not miss 90 Ukrainians! Horror. And the reason for which they came up with is that they refer to the mythical decree banning the entry into the territory of Russia of cars with a large engine capacity.
But the worst thing is that your border guards, probably knowing that we will write about this lawlessness, are shooting our tourists on video. Type you do not want to go - say that he changed his mind.
I am thinking about this. Why is it happening in our country that, no matter how close the way out is, people will always find nearby, and much closer, the entrance to the “wrong place”? When we mocked the Russians, introducing all these stupid bans understood that there would be an otvetka ... And here again the classic "and we are for sho" ...
I looked at the Tarakanushka and remembered the most important. Beautiful after all we are creatures. And not only cockroaches, but simply Ukrainians. Especially in the female part. All my life I admire and do not get tired.
But I wanted to write something about the second place in Europe for the spread of HIV. On 1 in October, 2018 in the country officially registered more than 329 thousands of HIV cases, of which AIDS is almost 109 thousands of cases. In more comprehensible language, in Ukraine almost 1% of the population is infected with HIV / AIDS! And this is only those who are officially registered.
Who understands that those who still have HIV, is half the battle. But who is already with AIDS ...
It is strange to write it, but most of the infected are not drug addicts or fagots. People are quite prosperous. Well and to the doctor, respectively, go only when absolutely presses. So no one knows the real picture.
In short, I will not write on this topic. We have beautiful girls - this is an item of income. Up to a third of the budget, along with the workers in the bank, is brought to us. Who knows how such advertising will turn out for the Ukrainian economy? Let it all end well - our girls are the most beautiful girls! At least for us.
Especially since soon we really zapanuem. We "live" money will begin to give. Soon. In a few weeks. Monetization will affect 3,7 million families! Imagine, the money will be given along with the pension or transferred to the "Oschadbank" card.
True, panovat us exactly to the nearest payment of communal. But here there is a positive nuance. You have a debt of 980 hryvnia, and you were given 1000. I let the Cabinet to spend on yourself! If you want - go to Monaco, to the local casinos. If you want - take the Eiffel Tower for a day, take off and spit on the heads of careless Parisians. All in your hands!
How now to get rid of the unconscious. Those, that on this money which grain will buy. Or, oh horror, meat. In short, if there are such hungry, then we will no longer have such a lafa. So the Cabinet and said ...
Okay. It's time to finish the notes. I think what dogma you destroy today? An axiom that everyone recognizes, but which is not the truth. But...
Everyone is convinced that tequila is a cactus brew. Axiom! So, gentlemen, you need to learn better. To study, instead of "to go to school".
Tequila is really produced by distilling the juice extracted from the core of blue agave. Agave really lives among cacti. Divides, as they say, communal housing. Moreover, agave is very similar to cactus.
In fact, agave is not a cactus, but a perennial herb belonging to the lily ... Hello to your cockroaches!
See you soon. All happy days and good winter weather. Especially warm. And then we have only gas left 34%. So that happiness would enter your house without noticing the door, as if it were yourself.
And we will fight! Will live!
Postscript: I say goodbye for a while! I have an excursion ahead and a question about homework for the summer. Because Shepetovka is a city known for its two inhabitants, whom I actually visited. So - see you soon!
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