Notes of the Colorado Cockroach. Sect - it is a sect in Ukraine!
Greetings to you, my dear readers. As always, once I disappear for a week, and events begin to occur at such a rate that it becomes simply not realistic to notice each one individually. In the meantime, I want to congratulate all of us - it started! Daily and another campaign under the slogan "The whole world is with us" or "We have made a powerful statement."
Honestly, the Ukrainians are lost in this whirlwind. I'm not about politics. I'm talking about simple villagers, and the townspeople. A terrible time of struggle of all against all. In theory, then I would have to write "for the sake of Ukraine and for the sake of Ukrainians."
Only now we already understand that the fight is not for our sake, not for the sake of the country, but for the sake of our own wallet, our own well-being, our own life. We are extras in this performance.
Today, for example, the reception of documents from candidates for the presidency of Ukraine has ended. Do not believe it, but the sheet for the election, we will be painted with the names of all 28 candidates. So far, because the documents are not all reviewed, and there is a possibility that the list will increase further.
Remember "Asinus Buridani inter duo prata"? Buridan donkey between two lawns? This is about us. How to evaluate a candidate? All for the people, all for the prosperity of Ukraine, all against the war. 28 "grass with delicious grass" and a single donkey.
And what will be the choice? I foresee the advice of some experts on the situation with us. Therefore, I will answer in advance. Tell me, dear readers, with what thought did your morning start on Monday? With a cup of coffee? Do not lie to yourself.
Your morning began with a different thought. “I had to go to bed early yesterday!” And how many times in your life have you thought about this? The problem is not solved, right? And it will not be solved. I know from my own experience.
We were specially organized a huge range of candidates. Outwardly, it looks beautiful. Democracy in action. Choose - I do not want. But in reality, what? Remember, I talked about my own vision of the development of events?
Strange, but the more candidates, the higher the chance of the main contenders for reaching the second round. Although the world is generally strangely arranged.
Vaughn ordered pizza yesterday. A square box with a round pizza cut into triangular portions. A wonderful example of the structure of human civilization ...
And I would like to think about the second event. Just think and not talk about it. Stories, as I think, you have read in other sources. I am talking about the enthronement of our new spiritual leader, as Hydrant said in his congratulation speech.
For some reason he refused to participate in this clowning. Even those who, according to our politicians, simply wet the trousers with joy about Tomos, decided not to participate in the show. It is understandable. It is better to be smart and sometimes stupid than stupid and constantly clever.
I looked at the faces of those who came to this event, and it was creepy.
Faina Ranevskaya was remembered with her “beauty is a terrible power”. And yet I do not know whose - "beauty will save the world." Judging by the faces of the participants in this very enthronement, we will soon start a war ... Sect, it is a sect!
The task of tearing away the souls of Ukrainians from the Russian world was fulfilled by the Hydrant. Only now, it seems to me, while trampling this very soul. As previously completed the task of separation of the Ukrainian economy from the Russian. As before, the task of separating Ukrainian culture from Russian. As before, the task of separation of Ukrainian stories from the Russian ...
Do you know where the next blow will be delivered? Regardless of how the elections will be held? Let me remind you that fishermen and hunters will understand me, fishing or hunting, even if you did not bring prey home, is not always unsuccessful.
A blow will be struck alphabetically. In the general mass of events this question seemed to be lost. What is there any letters. Cyrillic, Latin ... Is it important?
In fact, this is another moment of separation of Ukrainians from Russia. Want to remember how you Russians lost some of the former republics? Not really, but today these countries are spoken of as really countries. Without the use of the stamp "former Soviet republic".
Remember who in 90-e switched to Latin? Azerbaijan, Uzbekistan and Turkmenistan. And when did you start talking about a name change in your friendly Kazakhstan? Almost immediately after the decision in October 2017 on the transition to the Latin alphabet. And by the year of 2025, when the transition is complete, let's see how you will be fun ...
On the sidelines of the Rada and on Bankova they have long been talking about Latin. In principle, the Latin will really bring us closer to European countries. Communication, especially with countries with Romance and Germanic language groups, will improve.
Why not officially raise the question now? There are several reasons. First and foremost, it costs a lot of money. And there is no money! Imagine the cost of spending? All documentation, all textbooks, all pointers, all training programs, etc.
Farther. Atamans still doubt that the nationalists will accept this idea. As, however, and other activists. All stripes. This is the rejection of Ukrainians as an ideology. There are excesses that are not yet needed.
Well ... the possibility of "breaking" the country. Still, they are well aware that even after all the victories over the Russian language, it is Russian that remains the main language in Ukraine. Western Ukraine will take the Latin alphabet with a bang. But the eastern, central and southern ...
Do you think we can not stupid to the end? In vain think. In order for people to become more compliant, there are many ways to influence their psyche. About one of them our I.O. Minister of Health Uliana Suprun.
It is I.O. Minister of Health launched a campaign to legalize cannabis in Ukraine. For those who do not know, this is marijuana. As a real doctor, Suprun calls for legalizing marijuana for medical purposes!
Medical cannabis is used in such cases: Alzheimer's disease, cancer, chronic pain, irritable bowel syndrome, including Crohn's disease and ulcerative colitis, multiple sclerosis, epilepsy in adults and children, nausea and vomiting due to chemotherapy.
Can not argue with that. After all, no wonder half of the US states (25) legalized marijuana! Give freedom! We realize the human right to medical care in any form!
And in general, not only the same plantain treated, right? We must keep up with the times!
Mokritsa her mother, what happened to many people happened to me. Life experience began to interfere with the perception of the progressive ideas of our atamans and atamans. We need to think about tobacco. And that, for medicinal purposes. Look at the pharmacy how many drugs with names that include "nicotine" ...
Here you have the answer to the question about the possibility of turning people into dumb cattle. A sort of oxen that will carry heavy carts all day long for delicious grass. Beauty. A robot with the only thought is to fill the belly with some sweets. Although, under the cannabis, a snack can be anything at all. The main thing - the flight of fantasy is provided. On hypersound.
Everything. Enough of the negative. It's time to talk about our peremogs.
Are you aware that we decided to produce "Mriya"? Not in the sense of dreaming the whole country about the great Ukraine. In a sense, to produce planes "Mriya" independently? Why? "Mriya" is the same An-225, which means - our plane. Created by us, despite the opposition of other Soviet republics! That is how we are told, by the way.
We will finish building the second plane! The tail part can be completed soon! But the problem with the chassis. That's because the USSR. Not built us a factory for the manufacture of such products. In short, the Russians, give us 500 million. $. Or donate a chassis. And we will be happy.
You have no idea how important “Mriya” is for us. One flight costs a million US hryvnias! A "Mriya" for 2018 year made 12 flights. 12 millions of living $! But you can fly more. We will give the money with such profitability quickly. Years through 100.
In short, we live right now like nobles. The whole country. Here I, for example, yesterday deigned to wash the dishes and run to the store for food. Well, what is not a master? Or here I am going to Europe. I decided to show myself and look at modern Europeans.
Bus tour. From Lvov. Lviv-Krakow-Vienna-Budapest-Lviv. The most expensive I will take. For 118 euro! Kutit so katit. Yes, and take a hundred on trips and magnets. There excursions are very expensive - 23 euros! Horror.
The cockroach, however, offers not to show off and buy a cheaper tour. For 73 euro. In principle, it is possible and so. But then I will not see what they did to Vienna. Of course, you will not go to Europe every weekend. But, a couple of times a year it is quite possible. And what about your prices?
I once in a restaurant with foaming at the mouth argued that I have already been vaccinated against rabies. And he could not understand what confused the waiters? The fact of what they did, or the fact that they are from rabies?
But then I really was going to gnaw on someone.
Exactly the same way today I myself as a waiter after the overheard conversation of our head of the State Border Service, Colonel General Peter Cigikal and one of the deputies of the Rada. In full, so to speak, and ... bewilderment.
I will begin to disclose state secrets. Do you know the names of creatures that can live on land and on water? You know, but never answer correctly. Because humans! Primitive view. And these creatures are called sailors!
So, today we are not just guarding the border. We are breeding these same sailors. In the sense of growing. Or cultivate? Yes, to hell with them, with words.
It turns out that the task of the border service is to create powerful and mobile groups of border ships and boats in the Sea of Azov and the Black Sea that could quickly and efficiently perform both law enforcement functions and counteract military threats at the initial stage of an armed conflict.
Scared? He himself almost crap from such a prospect. This is what. We now fully control the surface situation in the Sea of Azov! Not a single mouse will swim, and not a single toad will fly!
On the coast of the Azov Sea, five towers have already been built, which will be equipped with modern means of visual and radio control during the year. These facilities will be integrated into the overall system and will help us to fully control the maritime boundary line.
Let me explain about the "visual and radio control." These are two cultivated sailors, one with binoculars and the other with a walkie-talkie.
In short, check you checkmate! Ukrainian border guards will notice any ship of the Russians, which will come to the shore! And there we are ... Wow ...
I have prepared a proposal here. Personally on my own. Type ingenious strategist advised. We must also release these mastiffs to the shore for the night. These dogs are so huge. No saboteur will pass. Or freeze at night? Something is necessary:
How do you? Genius i? I will tell you a secret, I stole the idea. Only this between us. The Italians, these ancient, the Romans, in my opinion, so protected their boots. And what are we? Worse, or what? We do not have a boot. More on ... the top of the trousers looks like, but you need to defend something!
I found here the perfect job for myself. It is a pity that only now. You can say life is lived in vain. Do you know what kind of work any Ukrainian likes? Notary! A client-person comes, and for a thousand Baku people you certify that he is a man ...
This is what I? We solved the problem with gas! More precisely, all problems with gas. We are great! In short, a notary appeared in the gas field! JSC "Ukrtransgaz" has registered LLC "Operator of the Gas Transmission System of Ukraine", which is necessary for the beginning of the legal separation of the functions of gas transportation from NAK "Naftogaz of Ukraine".
Envious? What we are purposeful people. If we get down to business, we will not stop halfway! Do not calm down until we kill this thing until the end! I wrote and wanted to shout: "Salo Ukraine! Heroes of fat!" But I will not.
We have no fat, and there never has been ... Let’s go for it. And in general, we are weak, downtrodden and do not understand anything. So drive through ... by.
Okay. It's time and honor to know. The hardest days of the week are over. Now many have thought about the mental health of the Cockroach. Is the weekend the hardest? And remember ...
Saturday. We need to rest, sleep, take a walk, have a drink with friends ... Even where to start, you do not know. And on Sunday you don't know what to finish.
So see you next time. I wish you fulfillment of all your desires and smiles on the faces of your relatives and friends. And further. Remember, in order for your thought to be heard, it must be strong! Strong enough so that she could drive us, cockroaches out of a cozy place in your brain!
Good luck to everyone and we will live!
Honestly, the Ukrainians are lost in this whirlwind. I'm not about politics. I'm talking about simple villagers, and the townspeople. A terrible time of struggle of all against all. In theory, then I would have to write "for the sake of Ukraine and for the sake of Ukrainians."
Only now we already understand that the fight is not for our sake, not for the sake of the country, but for the sake of our own wallet, our own well-being, our own life. We are extras in this performance.
Today, for example, the reception of documents from candidates for the presidency of Ukraine has ended. Do not believe it, but the sheet for the election, we will be painted with the names of all 28 candidates. So far, because the documents are not all reviewed, and there is a possibility that the list will increase further.
Remember "Asinus Buridani inter duo prata"? Buridan donkey between two lawns? This is about us. How to evaluate a candidate? All for the people, all for the prosperity of Ukraine, all against the war. 28 "grass with delicious grass" and a single donkey.
And what will be the choice? I foresee the advice of some experts on the situation with us. Therefore, I will answer in advance. Tell me, dear readers, with what thought did your morning start on Monday? With a cup of coffee? Do not lie to yourself.
Your morning began with a different thought. “I had to go to bed early yesterday!” And how many times in your life have you thought about this? The problem is not solved, right? And it will not be solved. I know from my own experience.
We were specially organized a huge range of candidates. Outwardly, it looks beautiful. Democracy in action. Choose - I do not want. But in reality, what? Remember, I talked about my own vision of the development of events?
Strange, but the more candidates, the higher the chance of the main contenders for reaching the second round. Although the world is generally strangely arranged.
Vaughn ordered pizza yesterday. A square box with a round pizza cut into triangular portions. A wonderful example of the structure of human civilization ...
And I would like to think about the second event. Just think and not talk about it. Stories, as I think, you have read in other sources. I am talking about the enthronement of our new spiritual leader, as Hydrant said in his congratulation speech.
For some reason he refused to participate in this clowning. Even those who, according to our politicians, simply wet the trousers with joy about Tomos, decided not to participate in the show. It is understandable. It is better to be smart and sometimes stupid than stupid and constantly clever.
I looked at the faces of those who came to this event, and it was creepy.
Faina Ranevskaya was remembered with her “beauty is a terrible power”. And yet I do not know whose - "beauty will save the world." Judging by the faces of the participants in this very enthronement, we will soon start a war ... Sect, it is a sect!
The task of tearing away the souls of Ukrainians from the Russian world was fulfilled by the Hydrant. Only now, it seems to me, while trampling this very soul. As previously completed the task of separation of the Ukrainian economy from the Russian. As before, the task of separating Ukrainian culture from Russian. As before, the task of separation of Ukrainian stories from the Russian ...
Do you know where the next blow will be delivered? Regardless of how the elections will be held? Let me remind you that fishermen and hunters will understand me, fishing or hunting, even if you did not bring prey home, is not always unsuccessful.
A blow will be struck alphabetically. In the general mass of events this question seemed to be lost. What is there any letters. Cyrillic, Latin ... Is it important?
In fact, this is another moment of separation of Ukrainians from Russia. Want to remember how you Russians lost some of the former republics? Not really, but today these countries are spoken of as really countries. Without the use of the stamp "former Soviet republic".
Remember who in 90-e switched to Latin? Azerbaijan, Uzbekistan and Turkmenistan. And when did you start talking about a name change in your friendly Kazakhstan? Almost immediately after the decision in October 2017 on the transition to the Latin alphabet. And by the year of 2025, when the transition is complete, let's see how you will be fun ...
On the sidelines of the Rada and on Bankova they have long been talking about Latin. In principle, the Latin will really bring us closer to European countries. Communication, especially with countries with Romance and Germanic language groups, will improve.
Why not officially raise the question now? There are several reasons. First and foremost, it costs a lot of money. And there is no money! Imagine the cost of spending? All documentation, all textbooks, all pointers, all training programs, etc.
Farther. Atamans still doubt that the nationalists will accept this idea. As, however, and other activists. All stripes. This is the rejection of Ukrainians as an ideology. There are excesses that are not yet needed.
Well ... the possibility of "breaking" the country. Still, they are well aware that even after all the victories over the Russian language, it is Russian that remains the main language in Ukraine. Western Ukraine will take the Latin alphabet with a bang. But the eastern, central and southern ...
Do you think we can not stupid to the end? In vain think. In order for people to become more compliant, there are many ways to influence their psyche. About one of them our I.O. Minister of Health Uliana Suprun.
It is I.O. Minister of Health launched a campaign to legalize cannabis in Ukraine. For those who do not know, this is marijuana. As a real doctor, Suprun calls for legalizing marijuana for medical purposes!
Medical cannabis is used in such cases: Alzheimer's disease, cancer, chronic pain, irritable bowel syndrome, including Crohn's disease and ulcerative colitis, multiple sclerosis, epilepsy in adults and children, nausea and vomiting due to chemotherapy.
Can not argue with that. After all, no wonder half of the US states (25) legalized marijuana! Give freedom! We realize the human right to medical care in any form!
And in general, not only the same plantain treated, right? We must keep up with the times!
Mokritsa her mother, what happened to many people happened to me. Life experience began to interfere with the perception of the progressive ideas of our atamans and atamans. We need to think about tobacco. And that, for medicinal purposes. Look at the pharmacy how many drugs with names that include "nicotine" ...
Here you have the answer to the question about the possibility of turning people into dumb cattle. A sort of oxen that will carry heavy carts all day long for delicious grass. Beauty. A robot with the only thought is to fill the belly with some sweets. Although, under the cannabis, a snack can be anything at all. The main thing - the flight of fantasy is provided. On hypersound.
Everything. Enough of the negative. It's time to talk about our peremogs.
Are you aware that we decided to produce "Mriya"? Not in the sense of dreaming the whole country about the great Ukraine. In a sense, to produce planes "Mriya" independently? Why? "Mriya" is the same An-225, which means - our plane. Created by us, despite the opposition of other Soviet republics! That is how we are told, by the way.
We will finish building the second plane! The tail part can be completed soon! But the problem with the chassis. That's because the USSR. Not built us a factory for the manufacture of such products. In short, the Russians, give us 500 million. $. Or donate a chassis. And we will be happy.
You have no idea how important “Mriya” is for us. One flight costs a million US hryvnias! A "Mriya" for 2018 year made 12 flights. 12 millions of living $! But you can fly more. We will give the money with such profitability quickly. Years through 100.
In short, we live right now like nobles. The whole country. Here I, for example, yesterday deigned to wash the dishes and run to the store for food. Well, what is not a master? Or here I am going to Europe. I decided to show myself and look at modern Europeans.
Bus tour. From Lvov. Lviv-Krakow-Vienna-Budapest-Lviv. The most expensive I will take. For 118 euro! Kutit so katit. Yes, and take a hundred on trips and magnets. There excursions are very expensive - 23 euros! Horror.
The cockroach, however, offers not to show off and buy a cheaper tour. For 73 euro. In principle, it is possible and so. But then I will not see what they did to Vienna. Of course, you will not go to Europe every weekend. But, a couple of times a year it is quite possible. And what about your prices?
I once in a restaurant with foaming at the mouth argued that I have already been vaccinated against rabies. And he could not understand what confused the waiters? The fact of what they did, or the fact that they are from rabies?
But then I really was going to gnaw on someone.
Exactly the same way today I myself as a waiter after the overheard conversation of our head of the State Border Service, Colonel General Peter Cigikal and one of the deputies of the Rada. In full, so to speak, and ... bewilderment.
I will begin to disclose state secrets. Do you know the names of creatures that can live on land and on water? You know, but never answer correctly. Because humans! Primitive view. And these creatures are called sailors!
So, today we are not just guarding the border. We are breeding these same sailors. In the sense of growing. Or cultivate? Yes, to hell with them, with words.
It turns out that the task of the border service is to create powerful and mobile groups of border ships and boats in the Sea of Azov and the Black Sea that could quickly and efficiently perform both law enforcement functions and counteract military threats at the initial stage of an armed conflict.
Scared? He himself almost crap from such a prospect. This is what. We now fully control the surface situation in the Sea of Azov! Not a single mouse will swim, and not a single toad will fly!
On the coast of the Azov Sea, five towers have already been built, which will be equipped with modern means of visual and radio control during the year. These facilities will be integrated into the overall system and will help us to fully control the maritime boundary line.
Let me explain about the "visual and radio control." These are two cultivated sailors, one with binoculars and the other with a walkie-talkie.
In short, check you checkmate! Ukrainian border guards will notice any ship of the Russians, which will come to the shore! And there we are ... Wow ...
I have prepared a proposal here. Personally on my own. Type ingenious strategist advised. We must also release these mastiffs to the shore for the night. These dogs are so huge. No saboteur will pass. Or freeze at night? Something is necessary:
How do you? Genius i? I will tell you a secret, I stole the idea. Only this between us. The Italians, these ancient, the Romans, in my opinion, so protected their boots. And what are we? Worse, or what? We do not have a boot. More on ... the top of the trousers looks like, but you need to defend something!
I found here the perfect job for myself. It is a pity that only now. You can say life is lived in vain. Do you know what kind of work any Ukrainian likes? Notary! A client-person comes, and for a thousand Baku people you certify that he is a man ...
This is what I? We solved the problem with gas! More precisely, all problems with gas. We are great! In short, a notary appeared in the gas field! JSC "Ukrtransgaz" has registered LLC "Operator of the Gas Transmission System of Ukraine", which is necessary for the beginning of the legal separation of the functions of gas transportation from NAK "Naftogaz of Ukraine".
Envious? What we are purposeful people. If we get down to business, we will not stop halfway! Do not calm down until we kill this thing until the end! I wrote and wanted to shout: "Salo Ukraine! Heroes of fat!" But I will not.
We have no fat, and there never has been ... Let’s go for it. And in general, we are weak, downtrodden and do not understand anything. So drive through ... by.
Okay. It's time and honor to know. The hardest days of the week are over. Now many have thought about the mental health of the Cockroach. Is the weekend the hardest? And remember ...
Saturday. We need to rest, sleep, take a walk, have a drink with friends ... Even where to start, you do not know. And on Sunday you don't know what to finish.
So see you next time. I wish you fulfillment of all your desires and smiles on the faces of your relatives and friends. And further. Remember, in order for your thought to be heard, it must be strong! Strong enough so that she could drive us, cockroaches out of a cozy place in your brain!
Good luck to everyone and we will live!
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