Notes of the Colorado Cockroach. How to wash off debts?
Greetings to you, dear friends and all the rest! Happily and cleaned so welcome! Everything. Today plunged, grace gone. In short, now exactly all the holidays are over. On all calendars. By all religions and by all traditions. Exhale and go to work!
Although Baptism is the most ... original holiday. And according to tradition, a little from the place of indulgence of grace on those who were not afraid of the ice font. Although not so she and ice, burned - that uh!
Yes, we have girls? Yes! The rest is lousy somehow, and the girls - that is necessary!
And this is a newfangled hairstyle: Cossack knot. Well, not Gordian ...
It's time and honor to know. In general and in parts. About the prospects of thinking and telling, telling, telling ... Moreover, there is something about which there will be a long time for Velmy to talk about anything on any head.
I will begin, perhaps, with the fact, about which many Russians do not know. Yes Yes. For some reason you pretended that nothing happened. This does not apply to the readers of “VO”, but to the viewers of federal TV channels - to the full. You know, for many of us the incident was a kind of destruction of illusions.
Now my opponents will say that the Cockroach, like a true Ukrainian, has climbed on his skate. Began to compare Russia and Ukraine. I have one comment about this.
Have you ever wondered what happens in women's companies when ladies are left alone and chatting over a glass of tea? With male companies, everything is clear. We, after a certain amount of glasses, begin to discuss the ladies. All their advantages and disadvantages. What are women talking about?
I apologize in advance to the ladies for revealing their secrets, but ... There, oddly enough, the same thing happens. They are also discussing the ladies, not the gentlemen, which would correspond to our, masculine, logic.
So, over a glass of tea, the same topics are being discussed both with us and with you. In particular, the issue of giving Ukraine an ardent “opponent” of the Kiev regime, the “star” of Russian television, and participants of many stock shows Elena Boyko. The real name of this citizen Vishur.
For Ukraine, even Lviv, where Vishur is from, it has long been uninteresting. For two reasons. The first, with all her extravagance, this lady has never been subjected to any insults and attacks by militant nationalists and ardent Ukrainophobes. And the second, Elena Boyko (Vishchur) is too “anti-Ukrainian”, too “against the fascists” ...
We perfectly saw the promotion of your / our star Glory Kovtun. When this face of the face glows on all federal channels and fulfills the image of a Ukrainian fool, who has only enough of his mind to voice the stupidity of our Hydrant.
And you have to drive out your propagandists to the devil's grandmother from television, they shot a whole film about Slava. Slava does not live with the first, "Ukrainian" wife. Glory bathes in the water park. Slava eats barbecue in a Moscow restaurant. And so on.
I gall allow myself to say that the shooting Kovtunoslavia were spent time and money.
Have you seen many such films about the heroes of Russia who really deserve it? Or maybe you have seen a lot of films on federal channels about lifeguards, doctors, teachers? Any donors?
And Slava Kovtun awarded this honor. He is more important for Russia than any other hero there.
Say, and yourself? And we ourselves shoot. You just never would recommend to view, because ... Because. Here it is. Yes, we remove, yes, about "heroes". What country, such and “hero.” We have - "cyborg." You - Slava Kovtun ... Yes, I do not really want to be equal, because in fact there is something to compare. And this is not in your favor, by the way, that there is something to be compared.
Oh god, what progress! They shot the film without Stalin shooting thousands, without drunken and stupid generals, drunk NKVD officers shooting in the backs of their soldiers, without soldiers with one rifle for ten. And they are fighting in the film, it's scary to say out loud: tanks!!!
And what, indeed, progress ... But I was distracted, I admit.
But back to Elena Boyko. Dear, I did not understand, enlighten, and where are the cries on a talk show about illegal deportation? Where to "punish those who threw the pro-Russian journalist into the clutches of the fascist Security Service of Ukraine"? Where are deputy requests? Where are the cries for the fifth pillar that keeps you from living?
I do not know about you, but I know only a few organizations that are able to silence journalists in Russia and in Ukraine. And gag on federal channels. Before the peripheral does not reach because of their own laziness. I think, and you know these organizations.
What are we thinking about this? And we know the simple truths. Humans are divided into two categories. For the first category - the money does not smell. For the second - does not smell of money. Elena from the first category.
Participation in Russian talk shows is decent, even by your standards, money. Smartly earned well. So well, that "scored" even on Russian laws. The "star" is not touched. "Star" can be anything. It turned out - not all.
It's winter, and I remembered my last year's trip to the rink. Many years after the last such campaign. He just looks like the fate of Elena Boyko. First skated. Then he rode on his knees. Then he began to ride his face on the ice. And I finished riding an ambulance.
And I would like to finish Boyko with a deportation with one question. Just one! For Russia, the LDNR is the same territory of Ukraine as the rest. And, according to the court decision, Elena herself chose the place where she would be sent. As you know, the choice was fairly obvious.
Lugansk, Donetsk, Kharkov. And where did Boiko decide to go? In the republic? No, she is Joan of Arc. She chose Kharkov. Think about why. The second Savchenko? Only that stupid chicken decided to start the fight for the chair of the big boss early. And here ... In short, think out yourself.
But we here understood behind the scenes that they are able to work in the FSB. Appreciated.
There is another topic that you want to draw your attention. Do not believe it, but this topic is most popular in Russia. I would put it this way according to the interest of the media - Russia, Ukraine, Europe, the USA. You have probably already guessed that it will be about our elections.
I will begin again with the memories of a year ago. From my conversation with Vyshivankom before 8 Martha. We talked in line at the flower shop:
“When was the last time you gave your wife flowers?” Not on 8 Martha, but just like that?
- Well, you, Cockroach, and give. Am I a suicide? You will give her flowers, suspicions will start right away, they will start digging ... And you will surely make something up!
Now we have the time of the "ascent of shit." I'm not talking about no-one presidential candidates. I am about those nasty things that appear in our media in connection with these people. So much of everything that already becomes uninteresting to read. “Journalists have discovered just such crap. In response, the presidential candidate denied this filth. ” Boredom. Scoutotiste!
And you have fun. A bunch of political scientists, experts, professors and presidents who the hell know what, they talk about ratings and polls. We have. You look like a comedy film.
Especially since, I have already admitted that your films are slowly starting to be made better than ours. And then the sense to beat your eyes into your zomboyaschik if you open Internet channels, and there ... And then, like after a session of black and white cinema, you get into Aymaks.
Dear, what are the ratings? What are polls? What are 30 American hryvnias for agreeing to vote for the Hydrant? Are you out of your mind? The dumalka has become almost the same as ours. Or was it the same? I do not know.
I will give a very simple example. Survey of the population about the attitude towards Russia. So here I come. But tell me, is Russia an aggressor or a friend? But remember that in the case of a second response, you will be charged for an article that draws 5 years of camps. So what results of such a survey will you see?
I'll tell you about the conversations that I hear in stores, pharmacies, just on the street. You know, after all, quite a large part of Ukrainians come from simple truth. We already know the hydrant. He got drunk without quotes already for the most do not want. So let everything be as before. Let him continue to preside.
This is despite the fact that the Hydrant has not even started his election campaign. All these voyages with tomos, which are not needed by anyone and which he is conducting today, have no effect on his rating. It is rather a "step in the textbook stories". Oh yeah.
Now many Ukrainians are fully accustomed to the position of "Europeans." Including in the information flow. We read Western publications, watch Western TV. Dependence on the Russian media is less and less. This is where the terrible truth is revealed to us.
West completely drum our choices. You know, like a fairy tale. Bought on the market a big pumpkin. Cut up. And there is Cinderella inside. Do not have time to get out of the carriage. Here we are today ... in a pumpkin. We spoil the product, nothing more.
Most recently, we talked about the Donbass, as the Ukrainian territory. Today you will hear few such a thesis. Most Ukrainians donbass is not needed. Not only the residents of Donbass, but the Donbass itself, as a territory. We simply will not pull this region financially. And this, alas, is a fact.
West, by the way, refers to LDNR in the same way. Torn off chunk. Let Russia understands and feeds.
By the way, I mentioned the trips of the Hydrant in Ukraine with this piece of paper. We laugh together and with a mean male tear. Rides hydrant with tomos. And in front of a bunch of buses with state employees and paid pennies to create extras. Aboriginal something to rallies with Hydrant is not allowed.
We laugh because we understand the desire of the Hydrant to go down in history. And we are crying because, in the midst of this very crowd of state employees and pensioners, most sincerely hate Russia and connect all the schools of our government with Russians. Yes, yes, the very Soviet people who were not only born and brought up in the USSR, but also often came to Ukraine from the Russian regions at one time.
Recently, I read one advertising slogan, after which I completely refused to use the advertised product. Do you know instant porridge? This is the slogan I read there: “Eat a piece of paper!” It seems to be quite an adequate slogan. And it is perceived somehow not so. Like our life today.
In the meantime, another truth begins to reach us. Turns out we have to pay bills. Not to Gazprom, not to Russia, but to the West’s best friends. It turns out that every Ukrainian is obliged to pay his friends this year on ... 10 000 hryvnias! And where to get them?
Do you want me to publish the figure of our national debt in UAH? To scare you?
That's who can understand our language, then here's a horror movie. Who is not - I will work with a shift.
Perspective, however...
So count! 2 128 000 000 000 hryvnia! I'm not confused in the zeros. That is how much we owe. 10 thousand hryvnia - this payments only for this year. And for three years from each take on 51 000grn!
And no one is going to forgive us this debt. And all debt must be repaid from 2019 to 2021. Here is a picture of oil ...
I here saw the picture in clear characters for a simple inhabitant. Now I will try to explain. The standard five-storey building Khrushchev has a height of 16 meters. "Khrushchev" from the debts of Ukraine today looks taller than 480 meters in height (400 billion UAH).
Hmmm, but the "Khrushchev", which I scared you above, will be the height of 2 km 553 m (2 trillion 128 billion UAH). And why did nobody tell us about this before? And for us something for what? Why is anti-Russian so expensive? Why did the Russians forget that we are a brotherly people? Would pay for us.
But what finally reached is not so bad. True, better late than never.
Okay. It's time to finish the notes for today. All successful start of the labor year. Happiness and health. So that such a nasty flu that kills Ukrainians today literally does not penetrate into Russia.
At this, let me take my leave. Morning paints with a gentle light ... a table covered with a cockroach. See you soon! Will live!
Although Baptism is the most ... original holiday. And according to tradition, a little from the place of indulgence of grace on those who were not afraid of the ice font. Although not so she and ice, burned - that uh!
Yes, we have girls? Yes! The rest is lousy somehow, and the girls - that is necessary!
And this is a newfangled hairstyle: Cossack knot. Well, not Gordian ...
It's time and honor to know. In general and in parts. About the prospects of thinking and telling, telling, telling ... Moreover, there is something about which there will be a long time for Velmy to talk about anything on any head.
I will begin, perhaps, with the fact, about which many Russians do not know. Yes Yes. For some reason you pretended that nothing happened. This does not apply to the readers of “VO”, but to the viewers of federal TV channels - to the full. You know, for many of us the incident was a kind of destruction of illusions.
Now my opponents will say that the Cockroach, like a true Ukrainian, has climbed on his skate. Began to compare Russia and Ukraine. I have one comment about this.
Have you ever wondered what happens in women's companies when ladies are left alone and chatting over a glass of tea? With male companies, everything is clear. We, after a certain amount of glasses, begin to discuss the ladies. All their advantages and disadvantages. What are women talking about?
I apologize in advance to the ladies for revealing their secrets, but ... There, oddly enough, the same thing happens. They are also discussing the ladies, not the gentlemen, which would correspond to our, masculine, logic.
So, over a glass of tea, the same topics are being discussed both with us and with you. In particular, the issue of giving Ukraine an ardent “opponent” of the Kiev regime, the “star” of Russian television, and participants of many stock shows Elena Boyko. The real name of this citizen Vishur.
For Ukraine, even Lviv, where Vishur is from, it has long been uninteresting. For two reasons. The first, with all her extravagance, this lady has never been subjected to any insults and attacks by militant nationalists and ardent Ukrainophobes. And the second, Elena Boyko (Vishchur) is too “anti-Ukrainian”, too “against the fascists” ...
We perfectly saw the promotion of your / our star Glory Kovtun. When this face of the face glows on all federal channels and fulfills the image of a Ukrainian fool, who has only enough of his mind to voice the stupidity of our Hydrant.
And you have to drive out your propagandists to the devil's grandmother from television, they shot a whole film about Slava. Slava does not live with the first, "Ukrainian" wife. Glory bathes in the water park. Slava eats barbecue in a Moscow restaurant. And so on.
I gall allow myself to say that the shooting Kovtunoslavia were spent time and money.
Have you seen many such films about the heroes of Russia who really deserve it? Or maybe you have seen a lot of films on federal channels about lifeguards, doctors, teachers? Any donors?
And Slava Kovtun awarded this honor. He is more important for Russia than any other hero there.
Say, and yourself? And we ourselves shoot. You just never would recommend to view, because ... Because. Here it is. Yes, we remove, yes, about "heroes". What country, such and “hero.” We have - "cyborg." You - Slava Kovtun ... Yes, I do not really want to be equal, because in fact there is something to compare. And this is not in your favor, by the way, that there is something to be compared.
Oh god, what progress! They shot the film without Stalin shooting thousands, without drunken and stupid generals, drunk NKVD officers shooting in the backs of their soldiers, without soldiers with one rifle for ten. And they are fighting in the film, it's scary to say out loud: tanks!!!
And what, indeed, progress ... But I was distracted, I admit.
But back to Elena Boyko. Dear, I did not understand, enlighten, and where are the cries on a talk show about illegal deportation? Where to "punish those who threw the pro-Russian journalist into the clutches of the fascist Security Service of Ukraine"? Where are deputy requests? Where are the cries for the fifth pillar that keeps you from living?
I do not know about you, but I know only a few organizations that are able to silence journalists in Russia and in Ukraine. And gag on federal channels. Before the peripheral does not reach because of their own laziness. I think, and you know these organizations.
What are we thinking about this? And we know the simple truths. Humans are divided into two categories. For the first category - the money does not smell. For the second - does not smell of money. Elena from the first category.
Participation in Russian talk shows is decent, even by your standards, money. Smartly earned well. So well, that "scored" even on Russian laws. The "star" is not touched. "Star" can be anything. It turned out - not all.
It's winter, and I remembered my last year's trip to the rink. Many years after the last such campaign. He just looks like the fate of Elena Boyko. First skated. Then he rode on his knees. Then he began to ride his face on the ice. And I finished riding an ambulance.
And I would like to finish Boyko with a deportation with one question. Just one! For Russia, the LDNR is the same territory of Ukraine as the rest. And, according to the court decision, Elena herself chose the place where she would be sent. As you know, the choice was fairly obvious.
Lugansk, Donetsk, Kharkov. And where did Boiko decide to go? In the republic? No, she is Joan of Arc. She chose Kharkov. Think about why. The second Savchenko? Only that stupid chicken decided to start the fight for the chair of the big boss early. And here ... In short, think out yourself.
But we here understood behind the scenes that they are able to work in the FSB. Appreciated.
There is another topic that you want to draw your attention. Do not believe it, but this topic is most popular in Russia. I would put it this way according to the interest of the media - Russia, Ukraine, Europe, the USA. You have probably already guessed that it will be about our elections.
I will begin again with the memories of a year ago. From my conversation with Vyshivankom before 8 Martha. We talked in line at the flower shop:
“When was the last time you gave your wife flowers?” Not on 8 Martha, but just like that?
- Well, you, Cockroach, and give. Am I a suicide? You will give her flowers, suspicions will start right away, they will start digging ... And you will surely make something up!
Now we have the time of the "ascent of shit." I'm not talking about no-one presidential candidates. I am about those nasty things that appear in our media in connection with these people. So much of everything that already becomes uninteresting to read. “Journalists have discovered just such crap. In response, the presidential candidate denied this filth. ” Boredom. Scoutotiste!
And you have fun. A bunch of political scientists, experts, professors and presidents who the hell know what, they talk about ratings and polls. We have. You look like a comedy film.
Especially since, I have already admitted that your films are slowly starting to be made better than ours. And then the sense to beat your eyes into your zomboyaschik if you open Internet channels, and there ... And then, like after a session of black and white cinema, you get into Aymaks.
Dear, what are the ratings? What are polls? What are 30 American hryvnias for agreeing to vote for the Hydrant? Are you out of your mind? The dumalka has become almost the same as ours. Or was it the same? I do not know.
I will give a very simple example. Survey of the population about the attitude towards Russia. So here I come. But tell me, is Russia an aggressor or a friend? But remember that in the case of a second response, you will be charged for an article that draws 5 years of camps. So what results of such a survey will you see?
I'll tell you about the conversations that I hear in stores, pharmacies, just on the street. You know, after all, quite a large part of Ukrainians come from simple truth. We already know the hydrant. He got drunk without quotes already for the most do not want. So let everything be as before. Let him continue to preside.
This is despite the fact that the Hydrant has not even started his election campaign. All these voyages with tomos, which are not needed by anyone and which he is conducting today, have no effect on his rating. It is rather a "step in the textbook stories". Oh yeah.
Now many Ukrainians are fully accustomed to the position of "Europeans." Including in the information flow. We read Western publications, watch Western TV. Dependence on the Russian media is less and less. This is where the terrible truth is revealed to us.
West completely drum our choices. You know, like a fairy tale. Bought on the market a big pumpkin. Cut up. And there is Cinderella inside. Do not have time to get out of the carriage. Here we are today ... in a pumpkin. We spoil the product, nothing more.
Most recently, we talked about the Donbass, as the Ukrainian territory. Today you will hear few such a thesis. Most Ukrainians donbass is not needed. Not only the residents of Donbass, but the Donbass itself, as a territory. We simply will not pull this region financially. And this, alas, is a fact.
West, by the way, refers to LDNR in the same way. Torn off chunk. Let Russia understands and feeds.
By the way, I mentioned the trips of the Hydrant in Ukraine with this piece of paper. We laugh together and with a mean male tear. Rides hydrant with tomos. And in front of a bunch of buses with state employees and paid pennies to create extras. Aboriginal something to rallies with Hydrant is not allowed.
We laugh because we understand the desire of the Hydrant to go down in history. And we are crying because, in the midst of this very crowd of state employees and pensioners, most sincerely hate Russia and connect all the schools of our government with Russians. Yes, yes, the very Soviet people who were not only born and brought up in the USSR, but also often came to Ukraine from the Russian regions at one time.
Recently, I read one advertising slogan, after which I completely refused to use the advertised product. Do you know instant porridge? This is the slogan I read there: “Eat a piece of paper!” It seems to be quite an adequate slogan. And it is perceived somehow not so. Like our life today.
In the meantime, another truth begins to reach us. Turns out we have to pay bills. Not to Gazprom, not to Russia, but to the West’s best friends. It turns out that every Ukrainian is obliged to pay his friends this year on ... 10 000 hryvnias! And where to get them?
Do you want me to publish the figure of our national debt in UAH? To scare you?
That's who can understand our language, then here's a horror movie. Who is not - I will work with a shift.
Perspective, however...
So count! 2 128 000 000 000 hryvnia! I'm not confused in the zeros. That is how much we owe. 10 thousand hryvnia - this payments only for this year. And for three years from each take on 51 000grn!
And no one is going to forgive us this debt. And all debt must be repaid from 2019 to 2021. Here is a picture of oil ...
I here saw the picture in clear characters for a simple inhabitant. Now I will try to explain. The standard five-storey building Khrushchev has a height of 16 meters. "Khrushchev" from the debts of Ukraine today looks taller than 480 meters in height (400 billion UAH).
Hmmm, but the "Khrushchev", which I scared you above, will be the height of 2 km 553 m (2 trillion 128 billion UAH). And why did nobody tell us about this before? And for us something for what? Why is anti-Russian so expensive? Why did the Russians forget that we are a brotherly people? Would pay for us.
But what finally reached is not so bad. True, better late than never.
Okay. It's time to finish the notes for today. All successful start of the labor year. Happiness and health. So that such a nasty flu that kills Ukrainians today literally does not penetrate into Russia.
At this, let me take my leave. Morning paints with a gentle light ... a table covered with a cockroach. See you soon! Will live!
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