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Results of the week. Where l is, there is a degree

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Peoples of the two countries, unite!


It so happened that for some time all of us began to judge about relations between nations by the subjects on TV and by the statements of the first persons. And the factor that for the first persons their own position, their own rating, is more important, few people already care about. One will shout: “Enough of infringing upon our rights and freedoms by refusing to provide subsidies!” PraIIonly say, like Gennady Khazanov in a well-known monologue. Another one will answer: “Enough to feed them, have become impudent!” You speak badly, - again, in Khazanovka.

The abuse is raised at the level of the authorities, the press is boiling. Some blame others for financial and economic prostitution, they shout back about trying to eat sovereignty.

At the same time, ordinary citizens, for all the years of the so-called post-Soviet “integration”, did not see any real benefits for themselves for themselves in all the years of the so-called “post-Soviet” integration, whether the prices of gas and oil in the world are rising or falling. For magnates on both sides of the border, effects certainly exist. And for an ordinary people who are fed with five minutes of hate, there are subsidies or not to add them - one vegetable ...

At this rate, you can agree and until the next “Stop feeding the Caucasus, Moscow, the Urals, the Far East ...” - the list goes on. In turn, in response, you can get, thank God, forgotten something from the series: "We need the Ural (Volga, Caucasian, etc.) republic, we will manage our wealth with our whiskers."

Dangerous, however, trend.

The whole question is who benefits from this ridiculous butting of the top, behind which stand the fate of millions of citizens of Russia and Belarus. Peoples want unification - this is an indisputable fact. All the rest is a political peel from the powers that be.





Comment of our readers:

viralig
I have long been saying that his (Lukashenko) policy resembles a walking woman, and even a blackmailer rogue. If he, rather than the people of Belarus, is given preferences for gas and oil refining (ordinary citizens are neither warm nor cold from this), their prices in the country are still sucked from the finger. He just does not have enough dough to maintain the regime in the country. So he rushed to the West in the hope that there can be a bubble.

So he can and jump around - and the nuclear power plant is under construction, and we take gas with oil in Russia. If he hopes that the West will pay for his continued existence, then there are other candidates in his place. And the saddest thing is that he himself calls the WAR on the territory of Belarus, with his illiterate, economical economic activity.


Vend
Belarus is a sovereign state, to help this one, we must somehow develop ourselves, stand up on our feet so that we will not be crushed. And to live on subsidies is not the case.


shark
It's not about financing. Belarus after Sumerians gathered to the west. But gathered smarter. It is not far away Sumerians cut off the ends and say goodbye to Moscow. Belarusians are smart people. They want to save Russia as a source of raw materials and as a huge market. But in the Belarusian elites believe that Russia is doomed. Due to sanctions pressure etc. And they are not going to get involved in a closer friendship with us. Hence, there is no recognition of the Crimea, South Ossetia and Abkhazia. All the verbal in ... ry about friendship with Russia, Mr. Lukashenko no more than in ... ry. Things say the opposite. For example, they recently lifted the limit on the number of American diplomats. The State Department praised them for it even) In fact, they want to continue to milk Russia. I think we should be ready for divorce in a failed "union state". Those funds which, by naivety or stupidity, we have vbukhivali in the economy of a neighboring state it is better to put into any Russian region. To choose from. The benefit of many of them.


Roma 1977
Pure truth. But there is but. The Belarusians themselves are very friendly towards Russia, and it is Lukashenko and his administration that is an obstacle to deepening integration. All in the hands of Russia. Will push away Belarusians - will lose Belarus, will push away personally Lukashenko - will gain. Wanghui first option.


ancestors from Don
Of course, I am not Medvedev, but yesterday I was harshly blamed for the fact that it was enough to support friends due to the impoverishment of the Russians !!! Friendship and love for money is called "reduced social responsibility."

Memory, sold memory ...

No, no ... Go, go all the way. Well, if “someone here and there sometimes” decides to give the green light to erecting monuments in the central part of the city to those who took the oath of allegiance to Hitler, then let them honestly cast on the monuments in bronze (or, in Medvedevsky, “in granite ") Their own names with the appropriate postscript:" The official so-and-so issued a permit for the establishment of a monument to the fascist invader in the city center, calling it all a sign of friendship between peoples. "

Surprisingly, Ukrainian “experts” are blamed for the fact that they are engaged in, in essence, justifying Nazism, but at the same time we often turn a blind eye to what is happening at home. For the so-called "investments" we are ready to sell our own memory, so what is it? ..

I imagine that the grandfather of the front-line soldier would say (and even did) if he found out that “reconciliatory monuments” would appear in Russia (please do not confuse with cemeteries) to those who cut out half of the street where he lived.





Comments from our readers:

rotmistr60
All these monuments being installed, ostensibly to strengthen "friendship" are in fact an attempt by representatives of administrations of districts, townships ... to fuck something from the side in whose honor this is being done. What if the Italians, Hungarians, Germans (insert as needed) as a sign of gratitude will become generous and allocate money for the development and support of the administration’s pants. Otherwise, this is not how to explain.


Lyuba1965_01
They do not appear by themselves. They need to bring up. While our generation is alive, something else can be done. And we will leave, without telling them anything and without having taught them anything, they will quickly become Kolya's boy from Urengoy.


Sandor Clegane
Voronezh remembers and nothing is forgotten !!! When the word "Hungarian" blood boils!


gavrila2984
I support. Let the Magyarchiki explain about the concentration camp in Ostrogozhsk, Through which six months from the summer of 42 to January 43 about the 10000 of the local population passed, and at the same time about the construction of the "Berlin".


Pavlo-peacemaker

During the week, the main (as if to overcome himself and utter this word) “diplomat” of Ukraine Pavlo Klimkin on behalf of the entire OSCE (these are the powers of the guy) announced the need to introduce peacekeepers not only in the Donbass, but ... in the Russian Federation. Speech from the mouth of Mr. Klimkin was about "peacekeepers", and more specifically about the military, police and at the same time political missions in the Crimea - they say that violations of the rights of "people", they say, require immediate protection. In short, enter, says Pavlo, peacekeepers on the peninsula, and it will be all "good".

And as many as you like, you can call Klimkin a fool, a stupid little dummy, but Klimkin does exactly that, for which he was seated in his ever-worn trousers in a leather chair. Namely, it bears the Russophobic nonsense, which today is quoted among certain segments of the population of Ukraine.

In all this stories it’s not Paul’s grieving at all, but the fact that we continue to hit the tails. Yes, as soon as an initiative was voiced from Kiev about the need to send a peacekeeping contingent to the border of Donbass and the Russian Federation, it was necessary to immediately insist on introducing a peacekeeping contingent to Kiev - to stop the marches of those who actually deny the decisions of the Nuremberg Tribunal. Put a question for discussion in the UN Security Council. Introduce the peacekeeping units of the United Nations on Khreshchatyk - immediately! .. But instead, we expressed a concern to 100500, and now we are forced to scrape away a raid of dirt, which through the same Pavlo continues to pour on Russia.





Comments from our readers:

Machito
It is time for peacekeepers to enter Kiev for elections. And then the fascists shoot each other for the hetman's mace.


shark
Yes, and let them shoot. We are better. There it is better to introduce sanitary teams to finish off those who will not be shot.


Tarasios
What are you all so decided that de Klimkin is completely stupid and carries nonsense? Klimkin (like many others) is a professional scoundrel. And because it pushes another portion of a la patriotic crap, calculated to create an impression on the plebs of strong and decisive power, which is the type of doing something. You can make fun, you can underestimate - but because it works for them, judging by the increasingly plump and contented faces. And a lot of people died, many still die (alas), and a huge part of Ukrainians live in fact in poverty and fear. That's the price of this "nonsense" ...


rotmistr60
The Klimkin phenomenon should be studied in diplomatic universities of all countries as an example of a “diplomat” who, by default, cannot be considered as such. This "crank" in a crumpled suit should be considered as an image of someone who can destroy the country's diplomacy and lead her into the impassable wilderness. They talked about such people in Russia - "From rags to riches".


Victory will be theirs

Completely resolved the issue of American air supremacy aviation in the third world war.

According to Efim Zabuldyzhny, a military observer's special correspondent from the Pentagon, the American F-16 fighters will receive coloring for digital camouflage "Viper" of the fifth-generation Russian fighter Su-57.

“Having seen their planes in the sky, the Russians simply will not shoot them down,” the commander of one US Air wing in the state of Nevada explained to the pilots. “For the time being, we are planning to work out the strategy“ Repainted in Russian ”in air combat training.”

What will happen next, the commander did not say, because it is a military secret.

However, E. Zabuldyzhny, who nibbled with the commander on a glass of real Russian 38-degree vodka, managed to find out something from this commander.

In private conversation, the wing commander stated that his vehicles would paint the first batch of airplanes by the summer, and in November these “airplanes would be the highlight of the Aviation Nation air show based on Nellis”.

“My people have experience! - the American bragged after the fifth pile of Russian vodka. “We already painted the F-16 under the Su-35, and the pilot made up under Putin, and he flew over Red Square - the Russians threw hats into the air!”





Base Nellis bears the proud name "Aggressor". It was formed in 1974, at the height of the Cold War. Now that the new confrontation is not far off, already hot, squadrons of this base may become one of the first to open the fronts of the third world war.

Earlier, we will remind, there was also a rumor of the land. According to some reports, the US Army plans to order the design of a new military uniform from Yudashkin, and the chevron logo from Artemy Lebedev. Along with this, the soldiers and commanders of the American army will intensively study the Russian language under the guidance of Russian emigrants. President Trump guarantees: by the end of his first term of office, disguise will be one hundred percent.

Comments from our readers:

t-4
They say their intelligence reported to the colonel that all Russian pilots overturn a glass of pure alcohol before departure. And according to the old Russian tradition, after the first one they do not bite.
We tried to simulate. The next flight of the “aggressors” took place only a month later.


cniza
Interestingly, and it helps them with what side, they that, were going to be at war with coloring? Or is it with an airplane?


poquello
Probably, the stickers do not help, but here I looked at the wing, and everything is clear: we are for the Russians!


orionvitt
It is possible to repaint “Zhiguli” under “Ferrari” (although I can’t imagine how it is), but this will not make Ferrari. And in general, I do not understand what kind of banter. The main tactic of the American Air Force is air combat at long distances, the whole calculation for electronic stuffing. As well as the bombing of different Aborigines, unable to give a fitting rebuff. In the near maneuverable battle against Russian aircraft, they are just children, and they know this very well.


Unilateral attack treaty

During an urgent meeting on the INF Treaty, which was held on a completely secret Swiss territory, not mapped, the US delegation demanded that Russia destroy the 9М729 (SSC-8) rocket.

“Otherwise,” said one of the delegates, “we will accept the Treaty of Unilateral Attack, which must be signed, as the name implies, only by one side. Our side! "





According to the delegate, the United States has compiled a list of conditions for the Kremlin that Russia must fulfill in the future. If the Kremlin finds prudence and goes to meet the American partners and their partners, it will save him from defeat in the third world war.

Here are some of the conditions:

- stop making rockets, Tanks and Kalashnikov assault rifles;

- to continue successful reforms in the field of pension and medical care, as well as in the field of electric power industry;

- appoint Mr. Anatoly B. Chubais as the permanent representative to the UN.

Comments from our readers:

Viktor Shpachak
Strange. Why didn't they demand to give the entire territory of Russia under the control of the USA?


kit88
American diplomats became extinct as a class.
They quite seriously do not understand that diplomacy is an activity based on agreements, mutual concessions and compromises to achieve the main goals.
And the current American “diplomats” can only deliver ultimatums. And when they are told “NO”, then they simply fall into a stupor: how is it like that, because no one can, they have no right to say “NO”. They do not know how to respond to "NO." The idea is to immediately send the aircraft carrier and make democracy in this country. But you cannot send an aircraft carrier to the shores of Russia. What to do? They were not taught another.


helmi8
To the very point. And nothing to add. The complex is great and terrible, which no one dares to contradict.


polpot
Right now, the current laces pat, and go cut.


Reform system of measures

An anonymous source told our special correspondent and the unreleased superspy operating in the liberal structures of Russia that the top of the Rosnano corporation intends to introduce a reform system of measures in the country.

The essence of the new system is in unique units of measure that have no analogues in the world.

According to unverified data, A. B. Chubais, who opened the door to the Kremlin’s bunker with his left foot, where a secret meeting of the government was held, proposed a reform. Among other things, the Rosnano boss report included a new system of measures, units, weights and dodgers.

The secret agent photographed the Chubais report even before it was voiced at the meeting. Below we give - exclusively for "IN"! - some data from a document that is supposed to be approved in the near future by market-liberal circles filling Mother Russia. It is even possible that the decision outlined in the report has already been approved. It is not possible to check this, because the superspy is forced to hide in the woods near Moscow.

So, the main tenets of the reform system of measures.

1. One capitalist unit added to another capitalist unit does not necessarily give a total of two units.

2. Rounding and addition is always made in favor of the seller and never in favor of the buyer.

Corollary from the postulates of 1 and 2. Rounding when filling containers with bulk and liquid products, as well as the delivery of invisible electronic services is carried out according to the rules that have no analogues in the world.

Recommendation to the government. In appropriate school notebooks and textbooks, it is necessary to urgently print tables with a new system of measures.

Some examples of the new system of measures:

- 1 kilogram = 900 grams, as well as 800 g;
- 1 liter = 900 milliliters, and in some cases 800 ml;
- 0,5 liters = 1 American liquid pint;
- 40 degrees = 38 degrees;
- 1 blue = 1 blue;
- 1 meter = 90 centimeters;
- 1 ten = 1 nine;
- 1 megabytes = 900 kilobytes;
- 1 month = 4 weeks, or 28 days;
- 1 year = 336 days;
- 1 kilowatt = 900 watts;
- 220 volts = 190 volts;
- 1 ruble = 90 kopecks.

According to the speaker, “the revolutionary system of weights and measures” will increase the price of electricity in the country “delicately”, so that “the population that starts to pay for the thinner kilowatt-hours as for full ones will not notice this”. The well-known reformer is confident that the citizens of the Russian Federation "hardly noticed" nine eggs instead of ten in the cells, and "it will be the same with electricity."

Also, the reform giant proclaimed "non-balanced rubles, which seem to be full-bodied," a panacea for "from all the economic ills of Russia."

“They are [citizens of Russia. - Approx. secret agent] will think that they have a full-fledged ruble in their hands, but no. They will think that they are paying for 220 volts in the socket, en figush. They will think that they are paying the mobile operator at the rate of the month, but a pipe! ”






News Ivan Golozadov-Beshtanny, a professor at the Lower School of Economics (NSE), commented on the reform of the system of weights and scales.

The expert stated that some innovations, voiced in the bunker report, have already been experimentally launched in Russia. “You quickly get used to the nine eggs in a pack instead of a dozen,” said the professor of economics with sadness. - You get used to vodka and a fortress of thirty-eight degrees instead of Mendeleev's forty. The mobile operator Megafon has already applied a reformed calendar bill to its services: the tariff month is equal to 28 days. ”

Results of the week. Where l is, there is a degree


“You know,” the professor added, “I once thought that Peter I’s profiters, who invented all sorts of funny-looking taxes and bureaucratic bribes like beard tax or collecting oak coffins, cannot be surpassed. So, I was wrong. And that means progress exists. Cheers, comrades! Let's drink a glass of thirty-eight-degrees for great Russia! ”

Comments from our readers:

Mussasi
The ice has broken, gentlemen. I remember that the pension reform with the same stuffing starts from people who are not in the government, such as Kudrin and Gref. We all know how the story ended there ...


Stalevar79
Putin will not allow!


Zoldat_A
Do not reassure ... They will raise 25%, then at the annual press conference someone will ask the question, the GDP will be "affectionately like a wolf on a sheep", will look at the corresponding minister, he will habitually undermine "yesterday!" and it turns out that "just yesterday", on the eve of the press conference, the tariffs were reduced by 3%.


NEXUS
The polite "approved" of the henchman of GDP is a prologue to the next reform. As in the "Wedding in Robin": "So, they will rob."


Underwater hunter
We can assume that the initiative of Chubais has already been taken ... Hence the energy price increase, read that by 24%, and it follows that everything will rise in price with an automatic ... Happy year ... Those who voted for Putin probably have their hair torn now ...


GRIGORIY76
They believe in a cunning plan.
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  1. GKS 2111
    GKS 2111 20 January 2019 06: 22
    +15
    Thanks for the work, Authors !!! Interesting, objective and not biased outlined ...
    1. SRC P-15
      SRC P-15 20 January 2019 09: 28
      +32
      Quote: GKS 2111
      Thanks for the work, Authors !!! Interesting, objective and not biased outlined ...

      I agree with you. But to ignore the decision of the Chechen court to write off gas debts to the population is a minus for the authors. With this decision, the anthill was "stirred up" in the Chechen Republic. Guided by this in the Smolensk region and in other regions, they also demanded the cancellation of all debts for gas. Moreover, a bill was submitted to the Duma to write off all debts in housing and communal services throughout Russia. This is what worries me the most. It turns out: I, a pensioner, taking away the last money from my pension, regularly pay for the rent. And "poor debtors" driving around in jeeps and not paying for utility bills in principle can get the opportunity to write off these debts. Isn't it weak then for the Duma to return to me all the money that went to pay for these services? I'm not talking about money in my entire life, give at least the amount for the past three years! After all, it is this period that the courts are guided by when writing off debts, namely: after 3 years, you can write off debts on housing and communal services (and not only) for years. And in three years I will have a lot of money: 5,5 thousand rubles. multiply by 12 months and multiply by three years, it turns out - about two hundred thousand. Quite not a little money for a pensioner, isn't it?
      Okay, I roll my lip back, otherwise they will solder some more "incitement to hatred". laughing hi
      1. Lynx33
        Lynx33 22 January 2019 07: 21
        -1
        And you at the next election again vote for United Russia, then pensions will be canceled altogether and serfdom will be brought back, you will work until death for a bowl of soup to your landowner, a member of United Russia.
        1. turbris
          turbris 25 January 2019 13: 06
          0
          Rys33 (Sergei) - And for whom you should vote, you somehow did not specify, for the Communist Party? Again, a bummer, the fact is that once the members of the Politburo and the Central Committee of the CPSU have already betrayed everyone - they destroyed the USSR, the second time on the same rake, personally I will not step on. So who to vote for if you're so smart?
  2. Korsar4
    Korsar4 20 January 2019 07: 11
    +13
    And what - a system of measures on your arshin.
    And how far have we gone from Schweik?
    Is it a worker, is there a master?
    For everyone - potatoes. Not for everyone - turkey.
    1. Arberes
      Arberes 20 January 2019 15: 25
      +5
      Quote: Korsar4
      For everyone - potatoes. Not for everyone - turkey.

      Potato is good! hi I will supplement the list of products.

      Macaroni.


      Sausage for the people,
      Let's be honest - harmful!
      Lemonade - Sweet Poison
      If you drink - Khan!

      The servants of the people know
      What to drink and what to eat!
      Eat pumpkin with cabbage.
      And do not get into a question.

      Grit your teeth to pain!
      Enough of tears and snot!
      We will eat macaroni
      For three thousand rubles.

      Toli is cognac,
      Sturgeon and crabs.
      The diet of the poor:
      You guys are wrong!

      P.S


      I've been talking about bureaucrats for a long time
      I have a sweet dream.
      Let the nits choke
      Squash caviar !!!
      1. businessv
        businessv 20 January 2019 20: 44
        +4
        Quote: Arberes
        I've been talking about bureaucrats for a long time
        I have a sweet dream.
        Let the nits choke
        Squash caviar !!!

        Great colleague! Bravo! I sincerely hope that the thought is material, even if the caviar will be without specifying the material, for example, spawning, or simply red there, the main thing is that all at once! How selfish the monsters got these and there is no government on them! It is advisable that the epidemic begin with the main privatizer and commander of Rosonano!
  3. tatra
    tatra 20 January 2019 07: 13
    +11
    How the Russian and Ukrainian enemies of the communists are beneficial to each other, some frighten the Russian people, "look what happened after the Maidan with Ukraine, so sit quietly and do not be indignant at what the authorities are doing, otherwise it will be worse", others are to blame for everything what they have done to Ukraine and the Ukrainian people are blamed on the "damned Muscovites", "the war with Russia", they declare themselves "defenders of Europe from Russian aggression", so the Russian enemies of the Communists benefit from turning Belarus into an enemy of Russia in order to frighten the Russian people again "see , there are enemies all around, so we need to unite around the Russian government, and not dare to oppose it. "
    1. turbris
      turbris 25 January 2019 13: 12
      0
      tatra (Irina) - and who destroyed the USSR, aren't they members of the Politburo and the CPSU Central Committee, not high-ranking communists?
  4. Ross xnumx
    Ross xnumx 20 January 2019 08: 02
    +15
    The week has clearly drawn the "animal grin" of capitalism and its pursuit of profit. She showed who actually "covers" this economic system and whose "behests" paved the way to our "not bright" tomorrow. Thanks to the authors for the weekly layout. It only remains to add that it was this week that it became clear that professionalism cannot be bought for any money, and that you cannot raise the presidential rating for any budget surplus. As the Russian proverb says: "No matter how long you feed Chubais, he still strives to rip off even the poor."
    Did not see this message before:
    I have long been asserting that his (Lukashenko) policy resembles a walking woman, and even a blackmailer fraudster. If he, and not by any means the people of Belarus, is given preferences for gas and oil refining (it is neither warm nor cold for ordinary citizens), the prices for them in the country are all the same drained from the finger. He simply does not have enough money to maintain the regime in the country. So he darted to the West in the hope that you could take the dough there.

    Well said. Lukashenko is looking to the West in order to maintain the regime. Poroshenko in order to maintain a regime looks at Washington. In order to maintain the Russophobia regime, the Baltic states simply look into the Brussels mouth ... Someone cancels the Cyrillic alphabet, someone builds a base ... belay And all this for the sake of dough. It remains to be asked why in Russia, where everything is successful and excellent, where is the 5th gold reserves in the world, where trillions of rubles have accumulated in the reserves, the population has decreased by 200, and the deputies cannot legitimize the size of the living wage:
    The subsistence minimum for the first quarter of 2019 for the entire population of Russia is set at 10 rubles (average). For the able-bodied population, this value in the first quarter of 444 is 2019 rubles, for pensioners - 11 rubles, and for children - 280 rubles.

    When will you and I identify the cost of living of a deputy? When will the bearer of sovereignty and source of power show its will?
    1. Charik
      Charik 20 January 2019 13: 30
      +4
      when they start hanging on the lanterns
      1. volodimer
        volodimer 21 January 2019 13: 30
        0
        "- to appoint Mr. Anatoly B. Chubais as permanent representative to the UN."
        ... at least an ambassador to Australia or Papua New Guinea, maybe the cannibals stayed there wink
    2. akula
      akula 20 January 2019 15: 26
      0
      Harmonized only after the revolution. Or is it better to wait for the war, by analogy with the First World War?
    3. businessv
      businessv 20 January 2019 20: 51
      +2
      Quote: ROSS 42
      When will you and I identify the cost of living of a deputy? When will the bearer of sovereignty and source of power show its will?

      You and I can hardly legitimize anything, I didn’t understand who the sovereignty holder is (Guarantor?), But the deputies set themselves a monthly subsistence of 400000 rubles! laughing
  5. bessmertniy
    bessmertniy 20 January 2019 08: 05
    +3
    An interesting week turned out. Quite a lot of events were the statements of politicians who left vivid comments on the VO. We can assume that the year has come into its own and promises a lot and variety.
  6. Beater
    Beater 20 January 2019 08: 21
    +8
    Russia is alive and this is important! We are resisting slowly ..
    But they didn’t write about Putin’s trip here on the site .. But 150 thousand Serbs gathered in Belgrade to greet our president and the Russians in his person. So still not a single head of state in the world have not met.
    Well, oh well, liberals are advancing on all fronts, that’s where the danger is for Russia.
    1. Cheslav Tsursky
      Cheslav Tsursky 20 January 2019 10: 02
      +8
      Yes it was something! The picture on television does not transmit the scale. From Serbia, both Serbs and Russians called me. My friend Angelar in Belgrade through a window on Skype showed me what was happening on the street, how people met Putin! I saw this only in Sevastopol where our president came after the return of Crimea and Sevastopol home. And the Serbs are real brothers to us. It is real. They sincerely love Russia!
      1. Beater
        Beater 20 January 2019 10: 33
        +9
        Quote: Cheslav Czursky
        I saw this only in Sevastopol where our president came after the return of Crimea and Sevastopol home. And the Serbs are real brothers to us. It is real. They sincerely love Russia!

        So there are Russian -serbs, this is already at the genetic level .. And no one will be able to pit us!

        Sooner or later, Serbia will reunite with Russia .. God bless us!
        PS And gentlemen beat my ip in vain .. Not that they attacked me!
        1. Cheslav Tsursky
          Cheslav Tsursky 20 January 2019 10: 50
          +7
          Quote: Beater
          Sooner or later, Serbia will reunite with Russia .. God bless us!

          Same thing desiti! It will happen!
          God bless! God bless!
          1. Halado Romane
            Halado Romane 20 January 2019 22: 30
            0
            Now I watch how the Serbs greeted Putin! How nice to see that. How sincerely the people were happy! How many people took to the streets! Yes, these people love Russia and this is priceless! We are so accustomed to the fact that for the "brotherhood" with us all the time, they want something, intrigue and even try to blackmail! And here is such a sincere burya of positive emotions and most importantly sincere ones! This is what TRUE BROTHERHOOD AND KINDHOOD mean! God save the Serbs!
    2. Ross xnumx
      Ross xnumx 20 January 2019 10: 35
      +11
      Quote: Beater
      Russia is alive and this is important! We are resisting slowly ..

      Russia is alive, but the population in it (Russian) is becoming smaller, thanks to the stubborn assistance of the party and its government ...
      Quote: Beater
      But 150 thousand Serbs gathered in Belgrade to greet our president and the Russians in his person.

      You know, I’ll tell you so that millions will come to the public execution of ... ice or the execution of corrupt officials near the Kremlin wall ... belay
      1. Sergey M. Karasev
        Sergey M. Karasev 20 January 2019 11: 26
        +4
        [quote] [You know, I’ll tell you so that millions will come to the public execution of ... ice or the execution of corrupt officials near the Kremlin wall ... belay / quote]
        It is a pity that they can be executed only once, it is impossible to arrange a tour in Russia. winked
        But you can ride them through the capitals of the regions, and in every city on the central square to tumble lashes in front of the people. Tickets for such a spectacle will fly like the fourteenth ipods at a frantic discount, regardless of price. laughing
      2. Beater
        Beater 20 January 2019 11: 49
        -3
        Quote: ROSS 42
        Russia is alive, but the population in it (Russian) is becoming smaller, thanks to the stubborn assistance of the party and its government ...

        A lot of us are dying, you are right (even on our VO site)))
        And yet we are few, but we are in vests, something like this
        Quote: ROSS 42
        You know, I’ll tell you so that millions will come to the public execution of ... ice or the execution of corrupt officials near the Kremlin wall.

        They won’t come sure, we are Russian too compassionate and we will begin to regret these ghouls ..
        Like the Germans who destroyed 28 million of our compatriots.
        Such is our nature and soul, for this we are respected in the world ..
        Russia has a different mission and purpose ..
        1. ver_
          ver_ 20 January 2019 12: 31
          0
          ... are you sure that everyone respects us everywhere ?, or is it such humor ..
          1. snake
            snake 20 January 2019 23: 57
            +1
            Quote: ver_
            ... are you sure that everyone respects us everywhere ?, or is it such humor ..

            This is not humor. This is a specific thinking.
    3. sniperino
      sniperino 20 January 2019 18: 34
      -4
      Quote: Beater
      But they didn’t write about Putin’s trip here on the site
      Teachers at the Rake Political Dance Studio led by P.N. Grudinin is convinced that Chubais’s statement is much more important and closer to the theme of the site than some Serbs or the loss of two fighter-bombers.
      1. businessv
        businessv 20 January 2019 21: 09
        +2
        Quote: sniperino
        Teachers at the Rake Political Dance Studio led by P.N. Grudinin

        Are you talking about, dear? P.N. Grudinin Chairman of the Board of ZAO State Farm named after Lenin, as I recall. Are you about state farmers or something? The collective farmers just do not dance on the rake, and Grudinin is far from being a liberalist, and his attitude to the red-headed privatizer is exactly the opposite of what you indicated! I generally will not say anything about the site and fighters, so you famously twisted your libel! hi
        1. sniperino
          sniperino 20 January 2019 22: 03
          -1
          Quote: businessv
          Are you about collective farmers or something?
          laughing
          Quote: businessv
          I’m generally silent about the site
          Just about him, about his editorial policy, which replaces military-political issues in content with pure propaganda directed against Putin. In whose favor, isn't it Grudinin? Far from being a liberal, you say, in 2000 he became a confidant of Putin, who at that time could not be separated from Berezovsky; did any of the "non-liberals" vote for Putin then? And today, when liberals all over the world have seen through and hated Putin, (lo and behold!) PNG is also against him. As a result, we have libel instead of the results of the week. And I already have a second-order derivative: libel for libel is obtained. Something like this.
          1. businessv
            businessv 20 January 2019 23: 12
            0
            Quote: sniperino
            In favor of whom, is it not Grudinin? Far from being a liberal, say, in 2000 he became Putin's confidant, who at that time could not be separated from Berezovsky;

            Do not be offended, colleague, but you are a little off topic IMHO. Where is the year 2000 and where are we? Putin is the antithesis of Berezovsky, which is why the deceased dumped the lies and children of our oligarchs into the cradle. The GDP is certainly liberal, but to our happiness it’s also a patriot who took on some obligations before the EBN drunkard and his team before taking office. As for the site, the war is a continuation of politics, and in our country - VO, i.e. first, politics, then- IN! Something like this. smile
            1. sniperino
              sniperino 21 January 2019 07: 09
              0
              Quote: businessv
              You are a little off topic IMHO. Where is the year 2000 and where are we? Putin is the antithesis of Berezovsky
              Once again (watch your hands). In 2000, the liberals (with Berezovsky) nominate Putin, and Grudinin actively supports him; in 2019, liberals curse Putin, and Grudinin drowns against him. If he had originally been with the Communist Party or the SR, I would not have remembered about him. How do you know that he is "far from being a liberal"? Does he tell you that himself? You will recognize them by their deeds.
  7. siberalt
    siberalt 20 January 2019 08: 29
    +9
    Thanks to the "totals" authors for the new scale table for students! The fact that reality needs to be perceived real is real! winked
  8. Mentor
    Mentor 20 January 2019 09: 03
    +6
    about the new system of measures ... There was such a bank in Belarus as HOMEbank. For their own convenience, they decided that there were thirty days in a month, and accordingly pay them a loan according to their calendar. For some reason they went broke.
  9. Professor
    Professor 20 January 2019 09: 29
    -5
    Alexey Volodin, Oleg Chuvakin wrote about the kilowatts of the week, and not a word about the loss of two sides with crews on the Far East. Not a worthy event?
    1. atos_kin
      atos_kin 20 January 2019 10: 05
      +8
      And you throw them an article with humor about the Holocaust for training.
      1. Professor
        Professor 20 January 2019 11: 47
        -2
        Quote: atos_kin
        And you throw them an article with humor about the Holocaust for training.

        And here it is? Well, if you beg for it, then I’ll spend an educational program. Already shot with humor about the Holocaust. No one was offended.

        X / F "Life is Beautiful".

        Quote: ROSS 42
        The event was not completed - the crew member was not found ... Yes, and why overshadow such an important event as a visit to Serbia, violate statistics ... They did not even notice that someone Chubais said (what reasons prompted him to do this?) PIT on the rich ...

        Quote: asv363

        Oleg, the search and rescue operation in the Far East is still ongoing. One has not yet been found. You persistently climb into a "strange monastery with your own charter," which I never allow myself.

        And if God forbid, they will find a pilot, this event will remain a taboo. request
        1. atos_kin
          atos_kin 20 January 2019 16: 44
          +4
          Quote: Professor

          And here it is? Well, if you beg for it, then I’ll spend an educational program.

          I explain to those who ask and those who do not understand. Indeed, why not joke the authors about the disaster? It was not the Jews who died. Here is a holochost with a capital letter.
          1. Professor
            Professor 20 January 2019 18: 56
            -3
            Quote: atos_kin
            Quote: Professor

            And here it is? Well, if you beg for it, then I’ll spend an educational program.

            I explain to those who ask and those who do not understand. Indeed, why not joke the authors about the disaster? It was not the Jews who died. Here is a holochost with a capital letter.

            For those who do not understand well the first time: they even filmed a comedy about the Holocaust. By the way, I recommend it. And how the authors "joke" on the topic is not in my power.
          2. Sewer krainiy
            Sewer krainiy 20 January 2019 22: 05
            0
            atos_kin (Vissarionych) Today, 16:44 PM
            +1
            Quote: Professor

            And here it is? Well, if you beg for it, then I’ll spend an educational program.

            I explain to those who ask and those who do not understand. Indeed, why not joke the authors about the disaster? It was not the Jews who died. Here is a holochost with a capital letter.

            It's a shame. During service in the naval aviation there were also accidents ... All aviation canceled flights, mourning. Only professionals related to aviation knew. Now clickers are ringing, "experts-experts" are talking, sucking, dividing the bodies of the dead into fragments. It's offensive and disgusting.
      2. sniperino
        sniperino 20 January 2019 17: 58
        -1
        Quote: atos_kin
        And you throw them an article with humor
        In this case, the article should be called not "Results of the week", but "Fun of the week".
    2. Ross xnumx
      Ross xnumx 20 January 2019 10: 40
      +3
      Quote: Professor
      but about rubbedиNot two sides with crews on the Far East a word. Not a worthy event?

      The event was not completed - the crew member was not found ... Yes, and why overshadow such an important event as a visit to Serbia, violate statistics ... They did not even notice that someone Chubais said (what reasons prompted him to do this?) PIT on the rich ...
    3. asv363
      asv363 20 January 2019 11: 18
      +4
      Oleg, the search and rescue operation in the Far East is still ongoing. One has not yet been found. You persistently climb into a "strange monastery with your own charter," which I never allow myself.
  10. Lord of the Sith
    Lord of the Sith 20 January 2019 09: 29
    +7
    Thanks for your work! Special thanks to the artist!
  11. Lamatinets
    Lamatinets 20 January 2019 10: 53
    +5
    Comrade Chubais, where announced about 12 years ago a flexible tablet for schoolchildren?
  12. Lamatinets
    Lamatinets 20 January 2019 11: 40
    -5
    Serbs to us brothers? And the Bulgarians? I don’t want to have such brothers, from the word at all.
    1. Beater
      Beater 20 January 2019 11: 57
      +4
      Quote: Lamatinets
      Serbs to us brothers? And the Bulgarians? I don’t want to have such brothers, from the word at all.

      Do you want to have one? They are everywhere with us ..

      Crush, cunning, dodge .. bully
      1. Lamatinets
        Lamatinets 20 January 2019 12: 07
        -1
        )))) No, I don’t want those either)))) They are God's chosen ones))))
  13. Catfish
    Catfish 20 January 2019 12: 54
    0
    Quote: bessmertniy
    An interesting week turned out. Quite a lot of events were the statements of politicians who left vivid comments on the VO. We can assume that the year has come into its own and promises a lot and variety.


    I think that it will be even more "interesting" in the future, only something is not very pleasing, but rather alarming. And something "diverse", such as a pension reform, or some other rubbish, is probably ahead of us. There are a lot of such specialists for squeezing money out of the people like Chubais behind the Kremlin wall, but others are not kept there. So, Happy New Year, fellow citizens ... request

    I was pleased with the traditional attitude of the Serbs to Russia. They, unlike other "brothers" in both world wars did not fight against us, and Russia is now their last hope for the return of the originally Serbian seized territories. I hope that at least someday this will happen and the Albanian gang will be thrown out of Kosovo.

    And over the American aviation you can mock as much as you like, but sometimes it would be nice to look in the mirror. Somehow, with enviable regularity, we manage to "shoot down" our own planes, I'm not talking about the turntables. So it's worth writing about the results and similar things.

    Thanks to the authors - it was fun to read.
    And, Vladyka is right, special thanks to the artist, otherwise we somehow forget about "visual agitation". hi
  14. mehan
    mehan 20 January 2019 13: 29
    0
    Cheeks won't burst?
  15. 23rus
    23rus 20 January 2019 15: 13
    +1
    Brexitis and trampozaminki with Congress is not deployed.
  16. sniperino
    sniperino 20 January 2019 18: 54
    -2
    1 kilogram = 900 grams, as well as 800 g
    Soon in "Results of the Week" the current price tag for strawberries will begin to be posted.
    1. businessv
      businessv 20 January 2019 21: 52
      +2
      Quote: sniperino
      Soon in "Results of the Week" the current price tag for strawberries will begin to be posted.

      Ek you farm Lenin hooked, do not calm down!
  17. please
    please 20 January 2019 19: 10
    +2
    At the expense of vodka. Russian "polugar" (vodka) had a strength of 39 degrees. It was made 40 degrees by the efforts of excise officials (simplification of calculating the excise penalty) and the perverted interpretation of D. Mendeleev's dissertation on the properties of alcohols.
  18. Storog dvornik
    Storog dvornik 20 January 2019 22: 36
    0
    Enough ...
    All debts to banks, housing and communal services canceled ...
    All previously paid amounts in the form of payments to banks, utilities to return with interest ...
    Global reduction of officials 1x10 ...
    Prohibition of civil service to two or more family members ...
    A ban on the profession of a judge to former employees of the Prosecutor's Office, the Investigative Committee, the Ministry of Internal Affairs, the FSB and other ...
    "Gazprom", "Rosneft", "Sberbank" and others to nationalize and divide into individual accounts among all citizens of the Russian Federation ...
    Down with capitalism!
    Enough ...
    1. region58
      region58 21 January 2019 00: 08
      +1
      Quote: Storog Dvornik
      Enough ...
      All debts to banks, housing and communal services canceled ...

      ... and finally give out to everyone finally tablecloths, self-assembled boots, boots, walk-behind carpets and airplanes ... walk like walk ... yes
  19. Catfish
    Catfish 20 January 2019 23: 43
    0
    Quote: mehan
    Cheeks won't burst?


    Is this about what?