Results of the week. Where l is, there is a degree
Peoples of the two countries, unite!
It so happened that for some time all of us began to judge about relations between nations by the subjects on TV and by the statements of the first persons. And the factor that for the first persons their own position, their own rating, is more important, few people already care about. One will shout: “Enough of infringing upon our rights and freedoms by refusing to provide subsidies!” PraIIonly say, like Gennady Khazanov in a well-known monologue. Another one will answer: “Enough to feed them, have become impudent!” You speak badly, - again, in Khazanovka.
The abuse is raised at the level of the authorities, the press is boiling. Some blame others for financial and economic prostitution, they shout back about trying to eat sovereignty.
At the same time, ordinary citizens, for all the years of the so-called post-Soviet “integration”, did not see any real benefits for themselves for themselves in all the years of the so-called “post-Soviet” integration, whether the prices of gas and oil in the world are rising or falling. For magnates on both sides of the border, effects certainly exist. And for an ordinary people who are fed with five minutes of hate, there are subsidies or not to add them - one vegetable ...
At this rate, you can agree and until the next “Stop feeding the Caucasus, Moscow, the Urals, the Far East ...” - the list goes on. In turn, in response, you can get, thank God, forgotten something from the series: "We need the Ural (Volga, Caucasian, etc.) republic, we will manage our wealth with our whiskers."
Dangerous, however, trend.
The whole question is who benefits from this ridiculous butting of the top, behind which stand the fate of millions of citizens of Russia and Belarus. Peoples want unification - this is an indisputable fact. All the rest is a political peel from the powers that be.
Comment of our readers:
viralig
Vend
shark
Roma 1977
ancestors from Don
Memory, sold memory ...
No, no ... Go, go all the way. Well, if “someone here and there sometimes” decides to give the green light to erecting monuments in the central part of the city to those who took the oath of allegiance to Hitler, then let them honestly cast on the monuments in bronze (or, in Medvedevsky, “in granite ") Their own names with the appropriate postscript:" The official so-and-so issued a permit for the establishment of a monument to the fascist invader in the city center, calling it all a sign of friendship between peoples. "
Surprisingly, Ukrainian “experts” are blamed for the fact that they are engaged in, in essence, justifying Nazism, but at the same time we often turn a blind eye to what is happening at home. For the so-called "investments" we are ready to sell our own memory, so what is it? ..
I imagine that the grandfather of the front-line soldier would say (and even did) if he found out that “reconciliatory monuments” would appear in Russia (please do not confuse with cemeteries) to those who cut out half of the street where he lived.
Comments from our readers:
rotmistr60
Lyuba1965_01
Sandor Clegane
gavrila2984
Pavlo-peacemaker
During the week, the main (as if to overcome himself and utter this word) “diplomat” of Ukraine Pavlo Klimkin on behalf of the entire OSCE (these are the powers of the guy) announced the need to introduce peacekeepers not only in the Donbass, but ... in the Russian Federation. Speech from the mouth of Mr. Klimkin was about "peacekeepers", and more specifically about the military, police and at the same time political missions in the Crimea - they say that violations of the rights of "people", they say, require immediate protection. In short, enter, says Pavlo, peacekeepers on the peninsula, and it will be all "good".
And as many as you like, you can call Klimkin a fool, a stupid little dummy, but Klimkin does exactly that, for which he was seated in his ever-worn trousers in a leather chair. Namely, it bears the Russophobic nonsense, which today is quoted among certain segments of the population of Ukraine.
In all this stories it’s not Paul’s grieving at all, but the fact that we continue to hit the tails. Yes, as soon as an initiative was voiced from Kiev about the need to send a peacekeeping contingent to the border of Donbass and the Russian Federation, it was necessary to immediately insist on introducing a peacekeeping contingent to Kiev - to stop the marches of those who actually deny the decisions of the Nuremberg Tribunal. Put a question for discussion in the UN Security Council. Introduce the peacekeeping units of the United Nations on Khreshchatyk - immediately! .. But instead, we expressed a concern to 100500, and now we are forced to scrape away a raid of dirt, which through the same Pavlo continues to pour on Russia.
Comments from our readers:
Machito
shark
Tarasios
rotmistr60
Victory will be theirs
Completely resolved the issue of American air supremacy aviation in the third world war.
According to Efim Zabuldyzhny, a military observer's special correspondent from the Pentagon, the American F-16 fighters will receive coloring for digital camouflage "Viper" of the fifth-generation Russian fighter Su-57.
“Having seen their planes in the sky, the Russians simply will not shoot them down,” the commander of one US Air wing in the state of Nevada explained to the pilots. “For the time being, we are planning to work out the strategy“ Repainted in Russian ”in air combat training.”
What will happen next, the commander did not say, because it is a military secret.
However, E. Zabuldyzhny, who nibbled with the commander on a glass of real Russian 38-degree vodka, managed to find out something from this commander.
In private conversation, the wing commander stated that his vehicles would paint the first batch of airplanes by the summer, and in November these “airplanes would be the highlight of the Aviation Nation air show based on Nellis”.
“My people have experience! - the American bragged after the fifth pile of Russian vodka. “We already painted the F-16 under the Su-35, and the pilot made up under Putin, and he flew over Red Square - the Russians threw hats into the air!”
Base Nellis bears the proud name "Aggressor". It was formed in 1974, at the height of the Cold War. Now that the new confrontation is not far off, already hot, squadrons of this base may become one of the first to open the fronts of the third world war.
Earlier, we will remind, there was also a rumor of the land. According to some reports, the US Army plans to order the design of a new military uniform from Yudashkin, and the chevron logo from Artemy Lebedev. Along with this, the soldiers and commanders of the American army will intensively study the Russian language under the guidance of Russian emigrants. President Trump guarantees: by the end of his first term of office, disguise will be one hundred percent.
Comments from our readers:
t-4
cniza
poquello
orionvitt
Unilateral attack treaty
During an urgent meeting on the INF Treaty, which was held on a completely secret Swiss territory, not mapped, the US delegation demanded that Russia destroy the 9М729 (SSC-8) rocket.
“Otherwise,” said one of the delegates, “we will accept the Treaty of Unilateral Attack, which must be signed, as the name implies, only by one side. Our side! "
According to the delegate, the United States has compiled a list of conditions for the Kremlin that Russia must fulfill in the future. If the Kremlin finds prudence and goes to meet the American partners and their partners, it will save him from defeat in the third world war.
Here are some of the conditions:
- stop making rockets, Tanks and Kalashnikov assault rifles;
- to continue successful reforms in the field of pension and medical care, as well as in the field of electric power industry;
- appoint Mr. Anatoly B. Chubais as the permanent representative to the UN.
Comments from our readers:
Viktor Shpachak
kit88
helmi8
polpot
Reform system of measures
An anonymous source told our special correspondent and the unreleased superspy operating in the liberal structures of Russia that the top of the Rosnano corporation intends to introduce a reform system of measures in the country.
The essence of the new system is in unique units of measure that have no analogues in the world.
According to unverified data, A. B. Chubais, who opened the door to the Kremlin’s bunker with his left foot, where a secret meeting of the government was held, proposed a reform. Among other things, the Rosnano boss report included a new system of measures, units, weights and dodgers.
The secret agent photographed the Chubais report even before it was voiced at the meeting. Below we give - exclusively for "IN"! - some data from a document that is supposed to be approved in the near future by market-liberal circles filling Mother Russia. It is even possible that the decision outlined in the report has already been approved. It is not possible to check this, because the superspy is forced to hide in the woods near Moscow.
So, the main tenets of the reform system of measures.
1. One capitalist unit added to another capitalist unit does not necessarily give a total of two units.
2. Rounding and addition is always made in favor of the seller and never in favor of the buyer.
Corollary from the postulates of 1 and 2. Rounding when filling containers with bulk and liquid products, as well as the delivery of invisible electronic services is carried out according to the rules that have no analogues in the world.
Recommendation to the government. In appropriate school notebooks and textbooks, it is necessary to urgently print tables with a new system of measures.
Some examples of the new system of measures:
- 1 kilogram = 900 grams, as well as 800 g;
- 1 liter = 900 milliliters, and in some cases 800 ml;
- 0,5 liters = 1 American liquid pint;
- 40 degrees = 38 degrees;
- 1 blue = 1 blue;
- 1 meter = 90 centimeters;
- 1 ten = 1 nine;
- 1 megabytes = 900 kilobytes;
- 1 month = 4 weeks, or 28 days;
- 1 year = 336 days;
- 1 kilowatt = 900 watts;
- 220 volts = 190 volts;
- 1 ruble = 90 kopecks.
According to the speaker, “the revolutionary system of weights and measures” will increase the price of electricity in the country “delicately”, so that “the population that starts to pay for the thinner kilowatt-hours as for full ones will not notice this”. The well-known reformer is confident that the citizens of the Russian Federation "hardly noticed" nine eggs instead of ten in the cells, and "it will be the same with electricity."
Also, the reform giant proclaimed "non-balanced rubles, which seem to be full-bodied," a panacea for "from all the economic ills of Russia."
News Ivan Golozadov-Beshtanny, a professor at the Lower School of Economics (NSE), commented on the reform of the system of weights and scales.
The expert stated that some innovations, voiced in the bunker report, have already been experimentally launched in Russia. “You quickly get used to the nine eggs in a pack instead of a dozen,” said the professor of economics with sadness. - You get used to vodka and a fortress of thirty-eight degrees instead of Mendeleev's forty. The mobile operator Megafon has already applied a reformed calendar bill to its services: the tariff month is equal to 28 days. ”
“You know,” the professor added, “I once thought that Peter I’s profiters, who invented all sorts of funny-looking taxes and bureaucratic bribes like beard tax or collecting oak coffins, cannot be surpassed. So, I was wrong. And that means progress exists. Cheers, comrades! Let's drink a glass of thirty-eight-degrees for great Russia! ”
Comments from our readers:
Mussasi
Stalevar79
Zoldat_A
NEXUS
Underwater hunter
GRIGORIY76
It so happened that for some time all of us began to judge about relations between nations by the subjects on TV and by the statements of the first persons. And the factor that for the first persons their own position, their own rating, is more important, few people already care about. One will shout: “Enough of infringing upon our rights and freedoms by refusing to provide subsidies!” PraIIonly say, like Gennady Khazanov in a well-known monologue. Another one will answer: “Enough to feed them, have become impudent!” You speak badly, - again, in Khazanovka.
The abuse is raised at the level of the authorities, the press is boiling. Some blame others for financial and economic prostitution, they shout back about trying to eat sovereignty.
At the same time, ordinary citizens, for all the years of the so-called post-Soviet “integration”, did not see any real benefits for themselves for themselves in all the years of the so-called “post-Soviet” integration, whether the prices of gas and oil in the world are rising or falling. For magnates on both sides of the border, effects certainly exist. And for an ordinary people who are fed with five minutes of hate, there are subsidies or not to add them - one vegetable ...
At this rate, you can agree and until the next “Stop feeding the Caucasus, Moscow, the Urals, the Far East ...” - the list goes on. In turn, in response, you can get, thank God, forgotten something from the series: "We need the Ural (Volga, Caucasian, etc.) republic, we will manage our wealth with our whiskers."
Dangerous, however, trend.
The whole question is who benefits from this ridiculous butting of the top, behind which stand the fate of millions of citizens of Russia and Belarus. Peoples want unification - this is an indisputable fact. All the rest is a political peel from the powers that be.
The Russian Foreign Ministry responded to the terrible statement Lukashenko
Medvedev harshly responded to the authorities of Belarus
Medvedev harshly responded to the authorities of Belarus
Comment of our readers:
viralig
I have long been saying that his (Lukashenko) policy resembles a walking woman, and even a blackmailer rogue. If he, rather than the people of Belarus, is given preferences for gas and oil refining (ordinary citizens are neither warm nor cold from this), their prices in the country are still sucked from the finger. He just does not have enough dough to maintain the regime in the country. So he rushed to the West in the hope that there can be a bubble.
So he can and jump around - and the nuclear power plant is under construction, and we take gas with oil in Russia. If he hopes that the West will pay for his continued existence, then there are other candidates in his place. And the saddest thing is that he himself calls the WAR on the territory of Belarus, with his illiterate, economical economic activity.
So he can and jump around - and the nuclear power plant is under construction, and we take gas with oil in Russia. If he hopes that the West will pay for his continued existence, then there are other candidates in his place. And the saddest thing is that he himself calls the WAR on the territory of Belarus, with his illiterate, economical economic activity.
Vend
Belarus is a sovereign state, to help this one, we must somehow develop ourselves, stand up on our feet so that we will not be crushed. And to live on subsidies is not the case.
shark
It's not about financing. Belarus after Sumerians gathered to the west. But gathered smarter. It is not far away Sumerians cut off the ends and say goodbye to Moscow. Belarusians are smart people. They want to save Russia as a source of raw materials and as a huge market. But in the Belarusian elites believe that Russia is doomed. Due to sanctions pressure etc. And they are not going to get involved in a closer friendship with us. Hence, there is no recognition of the Crimea, South Ossetia and Abkhazia. All the verbal in ... ry about friendship with Russia, Mr. Lukashenko no more than in ... ry. Things say the opposite. For example, they recently lifted the limit on the number of American diplomats. The State Department praised them for it even) In fact, they want to continue to milk Russia. I think we should be ready for divorce in a failed "union state". Those funds which, by naivety or stupidity, we have vbukhivali in the economy of a neighboring state it is better to put into any Russian region. To choose from. The benefit of many of them.
Roma 1977
Pure truth. But there is but. The Belarusians themselves are very friendly towards Russia, and it is Lukashenko and his administration that is an obstacle to deepening integration. All in the hands of Russia. Will push away Belarusians - will lose Belarus, will push away personally Lukashenko - will gain. Wanghui first option.
ancestors from Don
Of course, I am not Medvedev, but yesterday I was harshly blamed for the fact that it was enough to support friends due to the impoverishment of the Russians !!! Friendship and love for money is called "reduced social responsibility."
Memory, sold memory ...
No, no ... Go, go all the way. Well, if “someone here and there sometimes” decides to give the green light to erecting monuments in the central part of the city to those who took the oath of allegiance to Hitler, then let them honestly cast on the monuments in bronze (or, in Medvedevsky, “in granite ") Their own names with the appropriate postscript:" The official so-and-so issued a permit for the establishment of a monument to the fascist invader in the city center, calling it all a sign of friendship between peoples. "
Surprisingly, Ukrainian “experts” are blamed for the fact that they are engaged in, in essence, justifying Nazism, but at the same time we often turn a blind eye to what is happening at home. For the so-called "investments" we are ready to sell our own memory, so what is it? ..
I imagine that the grandfather of the front-line soldier would say (and even did) if he found out that “reconciliatory monuments” would appear in Russia (please do not confuse with cemeteries) to those who cut out half of the street where he lived.
Hungary reminded the world of its military disgrace
Get up, great country, get up ...
Fascist fans turned to Putin for protection
Get up, great country, get up ...
Fascist fans turned to Putin for protection
Comments from our readers:
rotmistr60
All these monuments being installed, ostensibly to strengthen "friendship" are in fact an attempt by representatives of administrations of districts, townships ... to fuck something from the side in whose honor this is being done. What if the Italians, Hungarians, Germans (insert as needed) as a sign of gratitude will become generous and allocate money for the development and support of the administration’s pants. Otherwise, this is not how to explain.
Lyuba1965_01
They do not appear by themselves. They need to bring up. While our generation is alive, something else can be done. And we will leave, without telling them anything and without having taught them anything, they will quickly become Kolya's boy from Urengoy.
Sandor Clegane
Voronezh remembers and nothing is forgotten !!! When the word "Hungarian" blood boils!
gavrila2984
I support. Let the Magyarchiki explain about the concentration camp in Ostrogozhsk, Through which six months from the summer of 42 to January 43 about the 10000 of the local population passed, and at the same time about the construction of the "Berlin".
Pavlo-peacemaker
During the week, the main (as if to overcome himself and utter this word) “diplomat” of Ukraine Pavlo Klimkin on behalf of the entire OSCE (these are the powers of the guy) announced the need to introduce peacekeepers not only in the Donbass, but ... in the Russian Federation. Speech from the mouth of Mr. Klimkin was about "peacekeepers", and more specifically about the military, police and at the same time political missions in the Crimea - they say that violations of the rights of "people", they say, require immediate protection. In short, enter, says Pavlo, peacekeepers on the peninsula, and it will be all "good".
And as many as you like, you can call Klimkin a fool, a stupid little dummy, but Klimkin does exactly that, for which he was seated in his ever-worn trousers in a leather chair. Namely, it bears the Russophobic nonsense, which today is quoted among certain segments of the population of Ukraine.
In all this stories it’s not Paul’s grieving at all, but the fact that we continue to hit the tails. Yes, as soon as an initiative was voiced from Kiev about the need to send a peacekeeping contingent to the border of Donbass and the Russian Federation, it was necessary to immediately insist on introducing a peacekeeping contingent to Kiev - to stop the marches of those who actually deny the decisions of the Nuremberg Tribunal. Put a question for discussion in the UN Security Council. Introduce the peacekeeping units of the United Nations on Khreshchatyk - immediately! .. But instead, we expressed a concern to 100500, and now we are forced to scrape away a raid of dirt, which through the same Pavlo continues to pour on Russia.
Klimkin proposed to introduce peacekeepers in the Crimea
The reaction in Kiev on the arrival of Ksenia Sobchak
The reaction in Kiev on the arrival of Ksenia Sobchak
Comments from our readers:
Machito
It is time for peacekeepers to enter Kiev for elections. And then the fascists shoot each other for the hetman's mace.
shark
Yes, and let them shoot. We are better. There it is better to introduce sanitary teams to finish off those who will not be shot.
Tarasios
What are you all so decided that de Klimkin is completely stupid and carries nonsense? Klimkin (like many others) is a professional scoundrel. And because it pushes another portion of a la patriotic crap, calculated to create an impression on the plebs of strong and decisive power, which is the type of doing something. You can make fun, you can underestimate - but because it works for them, judging by the increasingly plump and contented faces. And a lot of people died, many still die (alas), and a huge part of Ukrainians live in fact in poverty and fear. That's the price of this "nonsense" ...
rotmistr60
The Klimkin phenomenon should be studied in diplomatic universities of all countries as an example of a “diplomat” who, by default, cannot be considered as such. This "crank" in a crumpled suit should be considered as an image of someone who can destroy the country's diplomacy and lead her into the impassable wilderness. They talked about such people in Russia - "From rags to riches".
Victory will be theirs
Completely resolved the issue of American air supremacy aviation in the third world war.
According to Efim Zabuldyzhny, a military observer's special correspondent from the Pentagon, the American F-16 fighters will receive coloring for digital camouflage "Viper" of the fifth-generation Russian fighter Su-57.
“Having seen their planes in the sky, the Russians simply will not shoot them down,” the commander of one US Air wing in the state of Nevada explained to the pilots. “For the time being, we are planning to work out the strategy“ Repainted in Russian ”in air combat training.”
What will happen next, the commander did not say, because it is a military secret.
However, E. Zabuldyzhny, who nibbled with the commander on a glass of real Russian 38-degree vodka, managed to find out something from this commander.
In private conversation, the wing commander stated that his vehicles would paint the first batch of airplanes by the summer, and in November these “airplanes would be the highlight of the Aviation Nation air show based on Nellis”.
“My people have experience! - the American bragged after the fifth pile of Russian vodka. “We already painted the F-16 under the Su-35, and the pilot made up under Putin, and he flew over Red Square - the Russians threw hats into the air!”
In Russia, responded to the irony of the US media about the stealth cover of the Su-57 cockpit
F-16C 64 Fighter Squadron United States repaint under the Russian Su-57
F-16C 64 Fighter Squadron United States repaint under the Russian Su-57
Base Nellis bears the proud name "Aggressor". It was formed in 1974, at the height of the Cold War. Now that the new confrontation is not far off, already hot, squadrons of this base may become one of the first to open the fronts of the third world war.
Earlier, we will remind, there was also a rumor of the land. According to some reports, the US Army plans to order the design of a new military uniform from Yudashkin, and the chevron logo from Artemy Lebedev. Along with this, the soldiers and commanders of the American army will intensively study the Russian language under the guidance of Russian emigrants. President Trump guarantees: by the end of his first term of office, disguise will be one hundred percent.
Comments from our readers:
t-4
They say their intelligence reported to the colonel that all Russian pilots overturn a glass of pure alcohol before departure. And according to the old Russian tradition, after the first one they do not bite.
We tried to simulate. The next flight of the “aggressors” took place only a month later.
We tried to simulate. The next flight of the “aggressors” took place only a month later.
cniza
Interestingly, and it helps them with what side, they that, were going to be at war with coloring? Or is it with an airplane?
poquello
Probably, the stickers do not help, but here I looked at the wing, and everything is clear: we are for the Russians!
orionvitt
It is possible to repaint “Zhiguli” under “Ferrari” (although I can’t imagine how it is), but this will not make Ferrari. And in general, I do not understand what kind of banter. The main tactic of the American Air Force is air combat at long distances, the whole calculation for electronic stuffing. As well as the bombing of different Aborigines, unable to give a fitting rebuff. In the near maneuverable battle against Russian aircraft, they are just children, and they know this very well.
Unilateral attack treaty
During an urgent meeting on the INF Treaty, which was held on a completely secret Swiss territory, not mapped, the US delegation demanded that Russia destroy the 9М729 (SSC-8) rocket.
“Otherwise,” said one of the delegates, “we will accept the Treaty of Unilateral Attack, which must be signed, as the name implies, only by one side. Our side! "
Russian rocket alerted NATO
Americans demanded from the Russian Federation to destroy the rocket 9М729
Thompson: Russia must destroy the 9М729 rocket and launchers for it
Americans demanded from the Russian Federation to destroy the rocket 9М729
Thompson: Russia must destroy the 9М729 rocket and launchers for it
According to the delegate, the United States has compiled a list of conditions for the Kremlin that Russia must fulfill in the future. If the Kremlin finds prudence and goes to meet the American partners and their partners, it will save him from defeat in the third world war.
Here are some of the conditions:
- stop making rockets, Tanks and Kalashnikov assault rifles;
- to continue successful reforms in the field of pension and medical care, as well as in the field of electric power industry;
- appoint Mr. Anatoly B. Chubais as the permanent representative to the UN.
Comments from our readers:
Viktor Shpachak
Strange. Why didn't they demand to give the entire territory of Russia under the control of the USA?
kit88
American diplomats became extinct as a class.
They quite seriously do not understand that diplomacy is an activity based on agreements, mutual concessions and compromises to achieve the main goals.
And the current American “diplomats” can only deliver ultimatums. And when they are told “NO”, then they simply fall into a stupor: how is it like that, because no one can, they have no right to say “NO”. They do not know how to respond to "NO." The idea is to immediately send the aircraft carrier and make democracy in this country. But you cannot send an aircraft carrier to the shores of Russia. What to do? They were not taught another.
They quite seriously do not understand that diplomacy is an activity based on agreements, mutual concessions and compromises to achieve the main goals.
And the current American “diplomats” can only deliver ultimatums. And when they are told “NO”, then they simply fall into a stupor: how is it like that, because no one can, they have no right to say “NO”. They do not know how to respond to "NO." The idea is to immediately send the aircraft carrier and make democracy in this country. But you cannot send an aircraft carrier to the shores of Russia. What to do? They were not taught another.
helmi8
To the very point. And nothing to add. The complex is great and terrible, which no one dares to contradict.
polpot
Right now, the current laces pat, and go cut.
Reform system of measures
An anonymous source told our special correspondent and the unreleased superspy operating in the liberal structures of Russia that the top of the Rosnano corporation intends to introduce a reform system of measures in the country.
The essence of the new system is in unique units of measure that have no analogues in the world.
According to unverified data, A. B. Chubais, who opened the door to the Kremlin’s bunker with his left foot, where a secret meeting of the government was held, proposed a reform. Among other things, the Rosnano boss report included a new system of measures, units, weights and dodgers.
The secret agent photographed the Chubais report even before it was voiced at the meeting. Below we give - exclusively for "IN"! - some data from a document that is supposed to be approved in the near future by market-liberal circles filling Mother Russia. It is even possible that the decision outlined in the report has already been approved. It is not possible to check this, because the superspy is forced to hide in the woods near Moscow.
So, the main tenets of the reform system of measures.
1. One capitalist unit added to another capitalist unit does not necessarily give a total of two units.
2. Rounding and addition is always made in favor of the seller and never in favor of the buyer.
Corollary from the postulates of 1 and 2. Rounding when filling containers with bulk and liquid products, as well as the delivery of invisible electronic services is carried out according to the rules that have no analogues in the world.
Recommendation to the government. In appropriate school notebooks and textbooks, it is necessary to urgently print tables with a new system of measures.
Some examples of the new system of measures:
- 1 kilogram = 900 grams, as well as 800 g;
- 1 liter = 900 milliliters, and in some cases 800 ml;
- 0,5 liters = 1 American liquid pint;
- 40 degrees = 38 degrees;
- 1 blue = 1 blue;
- 1 meter = 90 centimeters;
- 1 ten = 1 nine;
- 1 megabytes = 900 kilobytes;
- 1 month = 4 weeks, or 28 days;
- 1 year = 336 days;
- 1 kilowatt = 900 watts;
- 220 volts = 190 volts;
- 1 ruble = 90 kopecks.
According to the speaker, “the revolutionary system of weights and measures” will increase the price of electricity in the country “delicately”, so that “the population that starts to pay for the thinner kilowatt-hours as for full ones will not notice this”. The well-known reformer is confident that the citizens of the Russian Federation "hardly noticed" nine eggs instead of ten in the cells, and "it will be the same with electricity."
Also, the reform giant proclaimed "non-balanced rubles, which seem to be full-bodied," a panacea for "from all the economic ills of Russia."
“They are [citizens of Russia. - Approx. secret agent] will think that they have a full-fledged ruble in their hands, but no. They will think that they are paying for 220 volts in the socket, en figush. They will think that they are paying the mobile operator at the rate of the month, but a pipe! ”
How much "kilowatts of Chubais"?
Chubais proposed to raise electricity prices in the Russian Federation
The State Duma supported Chubais’s assessment of the state of Russia's energy industry
Chubais proposed to raise electricity prices in the Russian Federation
The State Duma supported Chubais’s assessment of the state of Russia's energy industry
News Ivan Golozadov-Beshtanny, a professor at the Lower School of Economics (NSE), commented on the reform of the system of weights and scales.
The expert stated that some innovations, voiced in the bunker report, have already been experimentally launched in Russia. “You quickly get used to the nine eggs in a pack instead of a dozen,” said the professor of economics with sadness. - You get used to vodka and a fortress of thirty-eight degrees instead of Mendeleev's forty. The mobile operator Megafon has already applied a reformed calendar bill to its services: the tariff month is equal to 28 days. ”
“You know,” the professor added, “I once thought that Peter I’s profiters, who invented all sorts of funny-looking taxes and bureaucratic bribes like beard tax or collecting oak coffins, cannot be surpassed. So, I was wrong. And that means progress exists. Cheers, comrades! Let's drink a glass of thirty-eight-degrees for great Russia! ”
Comments from our readers:
Mussasi
The ice has broken, gentlemen. I remember that the pension reform with the same stuffing starts from people who are not in the government, such as Kudrin and Gref. We all know how the story ended there ...
Stalevar79
Putin will not allow!
Zoldat_A
Do not reassure ... They will raise 25%, then at the annual press conference someone will ask the question, the GDP will be "affectionately like a wolf on a sheep", will look at the corresponding minister, he will habitually undermine "yesterday!" and it turns out that "just yesterday", on the eve of the press conference, the tariffs were reduced by 3%.
NEXUS
The polite "approved" of the henchman of GDP is a prologue to the next reform. As in the "Wedding in Robin": "So, they will rob."
Underwater hunter
We can assume that the initiative of Chubais has already been taken ... Hence the energy price increase, read that by 24%, and it follows that everything will rise in price with an automatic ... Happy year ... Those who voted for Putin probably have their hair torn now ...
GRIGORIY76
They believe in a cunning plan.
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