Notes of the Colorado Cockroach. What do we have a headache?
Christmas carol, carols!
Serve the cake,
Damn yes a cake
In the back window!
Good health to you, dear readers! Well, you all understood that I wanted to say a sort of epigraph. And who did not understand ... He did not understand. And okay with him!
I honestly confess to you, I broke down on the Holy-evening, so much so that I lay barely jerking with my paws. There is no voice, squeak on the verge of ultrasound, and snot from under the chitin river. But the main thing - I can not speak! Can you imagine how everything is played out on me now? How clever, the Soviets give ...
Well, as they say, doctors have long fought for my life, but I survived. So, the voice will return. And then I will arrange everything ...
As you already understood, I celebrated Christmas in the outback. Died Christmas celebrate on his historical homeland.
Away from politicians (but not from politics), but according to all canons. Therefore, the voice broke. We sang songs. Soul-evno so ... They did not sing, they drank. Well, under them, of course, rhymed. I mean, they ate and drank ...
So today I will tell you not about fermenting in Kiev, but what the people are concerned about in the outback. Here in the very real heart of Ukraine. I made a hit parade while we were sitting at the tables.
The first place was taken unconditionally ... The Kuriles! Well, there is no such house where I would not be asked a question as a young metropolitan (they understood it, with whom I got married, since the young ones played), how are things with the Kuril Islands.
Ask, and what have the Kurils? Kuriles kind of like in Russia. Ask, I will answer. As he answered, he needs to eat our logic, more precisely, gnaw, and have a snack on salsa.
The Japanese want to take their Kuril Islands? They want. Are the Kuriles Islands? Islands. Which Russia from Japan after the war took. Analogies do not observe? But we are watching.
We have a war here (if you believe the TV), at the beginning of which we, too, have lost one island. And we also want to return. That's why everyone watches with bundles of eyes, how everything goes there. If the Kurils go to the Japanese, it means that then we will have a chance. Not on the Kuril Islands, of course, but on the Crimea.
That's such a funny logic. That's why it’s so interesting to everyone that there’s the Kuriles ... What if something broke off for free?
To dream, especially at Christmas time, it is not harmful, if there is something to improve health in the morning ...
In second place, of course, the election.
And here we are still not talking about "who to vote for." While we are having fun with thoughts on the subject, who will be allowed before the show. It seems to me that in this election the number of those who are given a turn from the gate will be a record one.
And that money must be saved. We are all so.
Already the first two shove off under the carol.
Vitaly Velidchenko presidential worthless. Totally worthless! We have it at all, as an example, who should not even think about the presidency! Well, this is where it suits, did not submit an electronic declaration, part of the documents and indicated the electoral program and biography in Russian!
But, probably, the main reason for the refusal was the failure to deposit collateral in 2,5 million hryvnia. What is also correct, there is no money - sit on the fifth point exactly. The president is not the place where we become rich. This is the place where the rich can become very rich.
Yes, he also got a couple of Victor Fareniuk. He also did not make the necessary 2,5 million hryvnia collateral, refused to publish the data and did not include some of the documents.
So I want to say: greedy and moneyless have no place at the helm of a country like Ukraine!
Well, our most recent issue: Zelensky as a Hydrant is a matter of concern for some ... layers! Straight from the Rada, brown opinions crawled on the floor that Zelensky was no good for the presidency either. Because as a fun clown.
The fact that we are all glad of such consists, it is nothing. The fact that the population of the whole country is a mass in clowning does not bother anyone either. But the real clown to replace the drunken is a cause for concern ...
Laughter through tears, and only. Everyone immediately forgot about Ronald Reagan, Lech Kaczynski, Arnold Schwarzenegger (did not reach the Hydrant, well, it will still go), Mikhail Evdokimov (also was the governor) and the star of all times and nations, Boris Yeltsin!
Or is Yeltsin not an actor? I don’t remember, but in general, God did not hurt his data in this regard. If not, it could be accurate.
But returning to ours ... Unlike a couple of losers, Zelensky has everything. Including money on bail. So, Ukraine can quite (maybe) compete with everyone as a country with an actor-president.
Speaking of money.
My dear and beloved, here you recently amused us, well, we were lying in the snowdrifts of laughter. Your Channel One issued newsthat in Ukraine pension 2500 hryvnia, and the minimum salary 5500!
So it is clear that the holidays were delayed with all the consequences, but not so much. Our people began to look around, turn their heads, where is this Ukraine? Maybe another one appeared? So you have to tear it up with all legs, to such a minimum salary!
Then they realized that it was the machinations of Putin. Probably, he decided that we all really rush to look for where the second Ukraine is. But I forgot that it was you 10 days lutiut with the meeting of the New Year, but we are already working from January 3, and by the end of 6 everything has already become sober.
Well, almost everything. Almost sobered up.
The third place is your joke with eggs. Nines instead of a dozen for the same price.
Well, you are, after all, some kind of non-specific. You need to teach everything, because you will not even think of it for money.
Well, what is this nonsense with nine eggs? Well, before the dozens of eggs were considered. Then a dozen became more progressive. And now the Russians have come up with the nines!
I could not even come up with such nonsense even in a terrible dream. And how will I live, return to Kiev, I will show you how it is done in the civilized world. And in Ukraine in particular.
And in words it looks like this. You take an old cardboard or plastic egg carton, or a reusable container for them. And you go to the nearest market. And there, from special cells you collect as much as you need. Two, three, seven ...
Yes, at least one, because they are sold by the piece.
Well, smart people have long thought of selling eggs one by one to those who need it. And only the Russians, having gone this way of evolution, dreamed up to nine.
Go ahead. Next we have sex! No, not in the sense that I will now begin to tell or show something like that, no. For the second, the Tarakanushka will tear off everything; And for the first, Suprun has already said everything.
Generally, she said well. Your Zadornov turned around for sure a couple of times, because he wasn’t directly sounded "dumb", but he was always kolobrodilo somewhere nearby.
Suprun was very surprised by the fact that the people reacted so briskly and the rumors ponaplodil.
"Stormy discussions in social networks and panicky headlines in some media showed at first glance simple truths that raise a lot of questions in society. Worst of all, such misunderstandings between partners can lead to dire consequences, in particular, violence in the family."
In general, the minister decided to stand for the correct and voluntary sex.
“From now on, sexual violence will also be committed by any acts of sexual nature not connected with the penetration into the body of another person without the voluntary consent of the victim. Earlier, the law defined sexual violence as coercion to sexual intercourse by force or blackmail, or if the person was in a helpless state.” .
According to her, now the perpetrators will be guilty of the fact that they have not received not only an unequivocal specific consent to sex, but also to any humiliating actions against the victim.
In short, only one thing consoles me personally. How do you not know, and we have as before? “I don’t want me to have a headache” - this is when it comes to this ... as his ... wife NXXX is normal. And if with respect to her spouse No. 1, then immediately blackmail began, but what about without lunch and all that.
All that's that! Shame on any domestic violence! We are all democratically equal, all eight sexes!
Why eight? Because (this is our next Hochma already gone) you were told to redistribute everyone in Russia into 6 floors. So PACE seems to be stated.
So, your 6 floors and our 2 - understand where the figure? Well, we can not have the same floors as in Russia. We are actually Europe, so when they tell us, we’ll draw ourselves and 10. But - not like yours.
And while you celebrate holidays there, we tirelessly forge the power and defense of the country!
The state company Ukrspetsexport and the Turkish company Baykar Makina signed an agreement on the purchase of drums for the Armed Forces of Ukraine drones Bayraktar TB2. This was reported by Hydrant in his muzzle book.
“As we agreed with Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan, we signed an agreement on the purchase of Bayraktar TB2 Turkish drone drones for the Ukrainian army.”
Well, we've been told here what kind of menacing things they are and how you will be afraid of them. Hydrant himself was telling. I’m just embarrassed, the first time for this, Yura Butusov spoke to us, who, on the Censor, and Defense Minister Stepa Poltorak, on the contrary, went to otmaz. Say no one signed anything and does not buy anything.
It's good that we have a hydrant. Everything settled, explained everything to everyone. He even said that, in addition to high-tech characteristics, these UAVs are terrible to you because they can be equipped with modern high-precision rocket weapons for the destruction of armored vehicles, engineering and fortifications, as well as naval targets.
Marine targets and engineering structures - we all understood that the hydrant’s gaze was again towards the bridge and Kerch was looking. Okay.
But why didn’t one woodlouse squeak that these missiles will be sold to us? It is not at all clear whether they will be sold or not. That is because hemorrhoids, whether tomorrow we will break down on the drones the entire Black Sea Fleet to sink and demolish the bridge, or ...
It is difficult to understand when you are with a person not on the same wavelength. And with Hydrant and all the more.
Well, I will finish on the wave without jokes. Here, in the outback, they are seriously going to give battle to Peter the Hydrant. I have a cousin, a school teacher, voluntarily-compulsively plowed polls to conduct. Well, we ourselves asked a little among our own.
And we got such a rating is not a rating, but something happened. In total, we asked 212 people from 18 and above, as expected. And age and to 70-ti. And that's the picture. I will not be clever (and so smart), calculate the percentages, but the picture is this:
1. Yulia Tymoshenko - 84.
2. Anatoly Gritsenko - 31.
3. Yuriy Boyko - 27.
4. Vladimir Zelinsky - 23.
5. Svyatoslav Vakarchuk - 16.
6. Oleg Lyashko - 12.
7. Petro Poroshenko - 10.
8. Іdi far і наовго - 9.
Yes, this is Central Ukraine, where panny Julia always felt good. But, on the other hand, she still remembers her programs for helping retirees in supermarkets (which she had squeezed after landing), her program for the construction of economy housing and installment plans ... In general, oh, how Tymoshenko will feel herself.
And here on all the posts in the election commissions, the people are all the same ... Do not abandon, do not assert. And what's more, here, as it were, the Hydrant for a second term does not want at all.
It will be interesting. And now I, having received almost professional training in the polls, when I return to Kiev, I roam among the people. I now know how to conduct polls and under what sauce.
Under the sauce? Well, you understand that this is just a form of speech. Elections in Ukraine can be conducted either under moonshine, or not at all. Because the nerves are not enough.
Well, in conclusion, I will show you a small photo sketch from the provinces. Just such here are the landscapes of this Ukraine. I did them while I was walking away from godfathers on Christmas morning. That's why there is no one on the streets.
By the way, take on board! Motor transport this morning is a risky business, you know. Horse drawn ... you can not agree. And then through the frost but with a breeze ... Brr ...
And on this I still say goodbye to you, I wish you not to undermine the health of such long holidays, but if you have undermined - treat like that only like! Will live!
Serve the cake,
Damn yes a cake
In the back window!
Good health to you, dear readers! Well, you all understood that I wanted to say a sort of epigraph. And who did not understand ... He did not understand. And okay with him!
I honestly confess to you, I broke down on the Holy-evening, so much so that I lay barely jerking with my paws. There is no voice, squeak on the verge of ultrasound, and snot from under the chitin river. But the main thing - I can not speak! Can you imagine how everything is played out on me now? How clever, the Soviets give ...
Well, as they say, doctors have long fought for my life, but I survived. So, the voice will return. And then I will arrange everything ...
As you already understood, I celebrated Christmas in the outback. Died Christmas celebrate on his historical homeland.
Away from politicians (but not from politics), but according to all canons. Therefore, the voice broke. We sang songs. Soul-evno so ... They did not sing, they drank. Well, under them, of course, rhymed. I mean, they ate and drank ...
So today I will tell you not about fermenting in Kiev, but what the people are concerned about in the outback. Here in the very real heart of Ukraine. I made a hit parade while we were sitting at the tables.
The first place was taken unconditionally ... The Kuriles! Well, there is no such house where I would not be asked a question as a young metropolitan (they understood it, with whom I got married, since the young ones played), how are things with the Kuril Islands.
Ask, and what have the Kurils? Kuriles kind of like in Russia. Ask, I will answer. As he answered, he needs to eat our logic, more precisely, gnaw, and have a snack on salsa.
The Japanese want to take their Kuril Islands? They want. Are the Kuriles Islands? Islands. Which Russia from Japan after the war took. Analogies do not observe? But we are watching.
We have a war here (if you believe the TV), at the beginning of which we, too, have lost one island. And we also want to return. That's why everyone watches with bundles of eyes, how everything goes there. If the Kurils go to the Japanese, it means that then we will have a chance. Not on the Kuril Islands, of course, but on the Crimea.
That's such a funny logic. That's why it’s so interesting to everyone that there’s the Kuriles ... What if something broke off for free?
To dream, especially at Christmas time, it is not harmful, if there is something to improve health in the morning ...
In second place, of course, the election.
And here we are still not talking about "who to vote for." While we are having fun with thoughts on the subject, who will be allowed before the show. It seems to me that in this election the number of those who are given a turn from the gate will be a record one.
And that money must be saved. We are all so.
Already the first two shove off under the carol.
Vitaly Velidchenko presidential worthless. Totally worthless! We have it at all, as an example, who should not even think about the presidency! Well, this is where it suits, did not submit an electronic declaration, part of the documents and indicated the electoral program and biography in Russian!
But, probably, the main reason for the refusal was the failure to deposit collateral in 2,5 million hryvnia. What is also correct, there is no money - sit on the fifth point exactly. The president is not the place where we become rich. This is the place where the rich can become very rich.
Yes, he also got a couple of Victor Fareniuk. He also did not make the necessary 2,5 million hryvnia collateral, refused to publish the data and did not include some of the documents.
So I want to say: greedy and moneyless have no place at the helm of a country like Ukraine!
Well, our most recent issue: Zelensky as a Hydrant is a matter of concern for some ... layers! Straight from the Rada, brown opinions crawled on the floor that Zelensky was no good for the presidency either. Because as a fun clown.
The fact that we are all glad of such consists, it is nothing. The fact that the population of the whole country is a mass in clowning does not bother anyone either. But the real clown to replace the drunken is a cause for concern ...
Laughter through tears, and only. Everyone immediately forgot about Ronald Reagan, Lech Kaczynski, Arnold Schwarzenegger (did not reach the Hydrant, well, it will still go), Mikhail Evdokimov (also was the governor) and the star of all times and nations, Boris Yeltsin!
Or is Yeltsin not an actor? I don’t remember, but in general, God did not hurt his data in this regard. If not, it could be accurate.
But returning to ours ... Unlike a couple of losers, Zelensky has everything. Including money on bail. So, Ukraine can quite (maybe) compete with everyone as a country with an actor-president.
Speaking of money.
My dear and beloved, here you recently amused us, well, we were lying in the snowdrifts of laughter. Your Channel One issued newsthat in Ukraine pension 2500 hryvnia, and the minimum salary 5500!
So it is clear that the holidays were delayed with all the consequences, but not so much. Our people began to look around, turn their heads, where is this Ukraine? Maybe another one appeared? So you have to tear it up with all legs, to such a minimum salary!
Then they realized that it was the machinations of Putin. Probably, he decided that we all really rush to look for where the second Ukraine is. But I forgot that it was you 10 days lutiut with the meeting of the New Year, but we are already working from January 3, and by the end of 6 everything has already become sober.
Well, almost everything. Almost sobered up.
The third place is your joke with eggs. Nines instead of a dozen for the same price.
Well, you are, after all, some kind of non-specific. You need to teach everything, because you will not even think of it for money.
Well, what is this nonsense with nine eggs? Well, before the dozens of eggs were considered. Then a dozen became more progressive. And now the Russians have come up with the nines!
I could not even come up with such nonsense even in a terrible dream. And how will I live, return to Kiev, I will show you how it is done in the civilized world. And in Ukraine in particular.
And in words it looks like this. You take an old cardboard or plastic egg carton, or a reusable container for them. And you go to the nearest market. And there, from special cells you collect as much as you need. Two, three, seven ...
Yes, at least one, because they are sold by the piece.
Well, smart people have long thought of selling eggs one by one to those who need it. And only the Russians, having gone this way of evolution, dreamed up to nine.
Go ahead. Next we have sex! No, not in the sense that I will now begin to tell or show something like that, no. For the second, the Tarakanushka will tear off everything; And for the first, Suprun has already said everything.
Generally, she said well. Your Zadornov turned around for sure a couple of times, because he wasn’t directly sounded "dumb", but he was always kolobrodilo somewhere nearby.
Suprun was very surprised by the fact that the people reacted so briskly and the rumors ponaplodil.
"Stormy discussions in social networks and panicky headlines in some media showed at first glance simple truths that raise a lot of questions in society. Worst of all, such misunderstandings between partners can lead to dire consequences, in particular, violence in the family."
In general, the minister decided to stand for the correct and voluntary sex.
“From now on, sexual violence will also be committed by any acts of sexual nature not connected with the penetration into the body of another person without the voluntary consent of the victim. Earlier, the law defined sexual violence as coercion to sexual intercourse by force or blackmail, or if the person was in a helpless state.” .
According to her, now the perpetrators will be guilty of the fact that they have not received not only an unequivocal specific consent to sex, but also to any humiliating actions against the victim.
In short, only one thing consoles me personally. How do you not know, and we have as before? “I don’t want me to have a headache” - this is when it comes to this ... as his ... wife NXXX is normal. And if with respect to her spouse No. 1, then immediately blackmail began, but what about without lunch and all that.
All that's that! Shame on any domestic violence! We are all democratically equal, all eight sexes!
Why eight? Because (this is our next Hochma already gone) you were told to redistribute everyone in Russia into 6 floors. So PACE seems to be stated.
So, your 6 floors and our 2 - understand where the figure? Well, we can not have the same floors as in Russia. We are actually Europe, so when they tell us, we’ll draw ourselves and 10. But - not like yours.
And while you celebrate holidays there, we tirelessly forge the power and defense of the country!
The state company Ukrspetsexport and the Turkish company Baykar Makina signed an agreement on the purchase of drums for the Armed Forces of Ukraine drones Bayraktar TB2. This was reported by Hydrant in his muzzle book.
“As we agreed with Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan, we signed an agreement on the purchase of Bayraktar TB2 Turkish drone drones for the Ukrainian army.”
Well, we've been told here what kind of menacing things they are and how you will be afraid of them. Hydrant himself was telling. I’m just embarrassed, the first time for this, Yura Butusov spoke to us, who, on the Censor, and Defense Minister Stepa Poltorak, on the contrary, went to otmaz. Say no one signed anything and does not buy anything.
It's good that we have a hydrant. Everything settled, explained everything to everyone. He even said that, in addition to high-tech characteristics, these UAVs are terrible to you because they can be equipped with modern high-precision rocket weapons for the destruction of armored vehicles, engineering and fortifications, as well as naval targets.
Marine targets and engineering structures - we all understood that the hydrant’s gaze was again towards the bridge and Kerch was looking. Okay.
But why didn’t one woodlouse squeak that these missiles will be sold to us? It is not at all clear whether they will be sold or not. That is because hemorrhoids, whether tomorrow we will break down on the drones the entire Black Sea Fleet to sink and demolish the bridge, or ...
It is difficult to understand when you are with a person not on the same wavelength. And with Hydrant and all the more.
Well, I will finish on the wave without jokes. Here, in the outback, they are seriously going to give battle to Peter the Hydrant. I have a cousin, a school teacher, voluntarily-compulsively plowed polls to conduct. Well, we ourselves asked a little among our own.
And we got such a rating is not a rating, but something happened. In total, we asked 212 people from 18 and above, as expected. And age and to 70-ti. And that's the picture. I will not be clever (and so smart), calculate the percentages, but the picture is this:
1. Yulia Tymoshenko - 84.
2. Anatoly Gritsenko - 31.
3. Yuriy Boyko - 27.
4. Vladimir Zelinsky - 23.
5. Svyatoslav Vakarchuk - 16.
6. Oleg Lyashko - 12.
7. Petro Poroshenko - 10.
8. Іdi far і наовго - 9.
Yes, this is Central Ukraine, where panny Julia always felt good. But, on the other hand, she still remembers her programs for helping retirees in supermarkets (which she had squeezed after landing), her program for the construction of economy housing and installment plans ... In general, oh, how Tymoshenko will feel herself.
And here on all the posts in the election commissions, the people are all the same ... Do not abandon, do not assert. And what's more, here, as it were, the Hydrant for a second term does not want at all.
It will be interesting. And now I, having received almost professional training in the polls, when I return to Kiev, I roam among the people. I now know how to conduct polls and under what sauce.
Under the sauce? Well, you understand that this is just a form of speech. Elections in Ukraine can be conducted either under moonshine, or not at all. Because the nerves are not enough.
Well, in conclusion, I will show you a small photo sketch from the provinces. Just such here are the landscapes of this Ukraine. I did them while I was walking away from godfathers on Christmas morning. That's why there is no one on the streets.
By the way, take on board! Motor transport this morning is a risky business, you know. Horse drawn ... you can not agree. And then through the frost but with a breeze ... Brr ...
And on this I still say goodbye to you, I wish you not to undermine the health of such long holidays, but if you have undermined - treat like that only like! Will live!
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