The Russian Ministry of Defense presented the original calendar for 2019 year

The Department of Defense released the original calendar for the next year, 2019. The result of the work of army designers was posted on the official pages of the Russian military department in social networks and on the website of the Ministry of Defense.

Army designers not only placed on each page of the month photos of Russian military equipment, military personnel, scenes of peaceful life, but also came up with an original slogan for each photo, accurately reflecting the essence of the picture. For example, on the page of the month of January there is a Topol-M mobile soil missile system (PGRK) and the inscription: “Delivery of goods to any part of the world”. On the pages of the other months of next year, you can get acquainted with the "secret weapons Kremlin, Russian "bears" and "snowdrops", as well as other original images.

You can not only see the calendar, but also download it in high resolution by clicking on this one. link

Comments

[Egorovich]

Urgently organize a sale in the West !!!

[LSA57]

Quote: Egorovich

Urgently organize a sale in the West !!!

but rather give out in the form of a promotion

[barclay]

Some kind of aHressive calendar. Russophobes will have a lot of work to wipe the foam at their mouths. I bet that the "first violins" will be from "foggy albion". And the little mongrels will sing along.
BUT I personally like the calendar. Already downloaded.

[LSA57]

Quote: barclay

I bet that the first violins will be from "Foggy Albion". ...

Q.E.D.

And the small mongrel will sing together.

A dog that barks does not bite. Observation is

[poquello]

Quote: barclay

Already downloaded.

hmm, maybe the site is overloaded, normally it’s neither swinging nor looking

[poquello]

[quote = Gritsa] hmm, maybe the site is overloaded, it normally neither downloads nor looks [/ quote]
I also [/ quote]
viewing went

[Grits]

Quote: poquello

Quote: barclay

Already downloaded.

hmm, maybe the site is overloaded, normally it’s neither swinging nor looking

Me too. It’s a pity there’s no way to even see

[denart50]

Quote: Gritsa

Me too. It’s a pity there’s no way to even see

Yes, and I have a breakdown after a breakdown ... Maybe bust from those who want to download?

[Piramidon]

Quote: denart50

Quote: Gritsa

Me too. It’s a pity there’s no way to even see

Yes, and I have a breakdown after a breakdown ... Maybe bust from those who want to download?

Rocked in "Chrome" with several stops. It was just that after each one I pressed on "resume" (or "Continue", I don't remember), but downloaded it.

[businessv]

Quote: poquello

hmm, maybe the site is overloaded, normally it’s neither swinging nor looking

Try again, everything is fine and looks, and is downloaded by the zip archive.

[Artem78]

also could not normally download from the Ministry of Defense.rf
normally loaded here https://list-kalendarya.ru/kalendar-minoborony-na-2019-god/

[skychat]

Namesake, is there anything to lose? They will introduce new sanctions anyway and will find new reasons to accuse us of "aHression")

[vinschu]

It is required to translate into an accessible "English". A good gift for the new year! I will probably even print it.

[barclay]

Quote: vinschu

It is required to translate into an accessible "English".

No, really. Let them work hard in translation. I think that the arrogant Saxons will be interested.

[NEXUS]

Quote: Egorovich

Urgently organize a sale in the West !!!

What subtle trolling of the West and for our youth is very useful.

[Vasilenko Vladimir]

Quote: Egorovich

Urgently organize a sale in the West !!!

this can be distributed free then

[Cormorants]

Thanks for the download link. We need to connect more media resources to the popularization of our army and our technology.

[Skay]

Strategic Missile Forces: "We bring light and warmth."

[Andrey Yuryevich]

Quote: Skay

Strategic Missile Forces: "We bring light and warmth."

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[LSA57]

Quote: Skay

Strategic Missile Forces: "We bring light and warmth."

Slowly rockets fly away ...
[media = https: //www.youtube.com/watch? v = lA6tIMUXO1A]

[Tusv]

Quote: Skay

Strategic Missile Forces: "We bring light and warmth."

Air Defense: Our Goal is Democracy

[denart50]

Quote: Skay

Strategic Missile Forces: "We bring light and warmth."

This PACE needs to be explained, which has deprived our voting rights, and even money is required ...

[Andrey Yuryevich]

I like ... I can add from the archive: "knocking on the door from five kilometers" -photo

[Legend]

Quote: Andrey Yurievich

I like ... I can add from the archive: "knocking on the door from five kilometers" -photo

Do you know how to balance on the "wave" ... I was always surprised by your instinct for the situation ...
Such usually always survived in any political environment .. Good luck, you will go far ..)))
This is for you personally the weather vane of the site ..)))

A story in front of the sofa ..

[DMoroz]

Settlement banter ...

[Bear in the north]

When downloading the address, a specific one appears: http: //xn--80ahclcogc6ci4h.xn--90anlfbebar6i.xn--p1ai/files/army2019_shoygoogle.zip ... "shoygoo" - oh, well done!

[Alexander X]

Nontrivial. Well done!

[rocket757]

Want! I will buy a review.
Normal calendar, our people understand everything at a time. and who doesn’t understand? means not ours, means shpien! Atu him!

[Black owerlord]

"Jokes for 300"

[Forester]

"Do you want to get to America? Do serve in the Strategic Missile Forces!"

[Hypersound]

the page of the month of January shows the Topol-M mobile ground-based missile system (PGRK) and the inscription: "Delivery of goods anywhere in the world"

Good humor. One should be sent as a gift to McCain. Ah, he’s already dead ...

[LSA57]

Quote: Hypersound

Ah, he’s already dead ..

there are many of his followers left

[Oleg Lavrov]

Great joke from the Russian Defense Ministry. He laughed heartily! Imagine how they grit their teeth in the open-air!

[777-3-59-97]

He laughed heartily

What problems do you need to have with humor in order to "laugh heartily" at these pictures?

[Oleg Lavrov]

You, "dear", are unlikely to understand what military humor is! Therefore, only Pokémon will accept your humor!

[Tusv]

Quote: 777-3-59-97

What problems do you need to have with humor in order to "laugh heartily" at these pictures?

Pancake. We hung the website of the Ministry of Defense here. It's not funny.
Well, if I managed to download it, then publish it. 7 more months left

[Tamek]

"It blows my head off some women" - you certainly can't argue with that. )

[businessv]

Quote: 777-3-59-97

This is what you need to have problems with humor to

... attach such a picture as an avatar? Your idol, as I understand it, is someone like "SpongeBob, Squarepants" ?!

[Old warrior]

It’s a pity that they didn’t depict the entire calendar ... I want to!

[LSA57]

Quote: Old Warrior

It’s a pity that they didn’t depict the entire calendar ... I want to!

how not all?
whole
http://мультимедиа.минобороны.рф/multimedia/calendar2019.htm

[Fantazer911]

The calendar is valid, if I could organize its sale in Minsk, I’d buy it for myself and have to download and print

[LSA57]

Quote: Fantazer911

have to download and print

I already downloaded

[denart50]

Quote: LSA57

I already downloaded

I tried to follow the link, and in other places ... I didn’t download it ... In general, the girls fired at me ... I could only make screenshots on another site ... I really liked the SURE PC USER ...

[iaroslav.mudryi]

...... Well, in order not to intimidate our Western "partners" at all, according to the principle of "carrot and stick" with the calendar from the Ministry of Defense of the Russian Federation there is a video application (carrot) from the Russian Guard Ensemble clip "Last Christmas":

Merry christmas and a happy new year!

[Fantazer911]

It’s also good

[Wasya]

Is the development of the Kalashnikov concern in the photo? Who knows, make it clear if the photo is really a confident PC user.

[XXXIII]

The server fell, it doesn’t download, the turn to the campaign from all over Russia

[Alex_59]

Honestly, humor is so-so. The idea is good, but the implementation ...
The speech about "Poplar" smacks of plagiarism of American humor. Back in the 90s they had an inscription on the base of the ICBM "Delivering hot pizza anywhere in the world in 30 minutes! The second - as a gift."

[Tusv]

Quote: Alex_59

The speech about "Poplar" smacks of plagiarism of American humor.

If you heard a Russian joke from an American, this does not mean that it was invented in the United States. His Majesty, the Russian People gush with humor with a quantum information transfer rate

[Alex_59]

Quote: Tusv

If you heard a Russian joke from an American, this does not mean that it was invented in the United States.

This particular joke was shown back in the early 90s in the program "America with Mikhail Taratuta", which EMNIP was the first Russian journalist to be allowed into this very Vanderberg. At that time in our army there were no such gallant jokes yet.

[AlexTss]

In the 80s he studied at the university
The joke about "light and warmth", without mentioning "Gazprom", was very popular among the teaching staff of the military department
The officers were much over 40
So let Taratuta rest

[Andrei Nikolaevich]

I would have the first calendar! I’ll hang at work, let the Ukrainians hang around :-)

[Qwertyarion]

The calendar is peppy, I liked it!
Trump needs to send one copy, although no, it is not necessary, he himself downloads "tweaked", he can do everything.

[Conductor]

Passed !!!!! In 1998, I saw a T-shirt taking off an ICBM Yu missile and the inscription _Meet Poplar M. And if you would throw such a calendar into Trump, May and Poroshenko’s bedroom.

[Bosemka]

A good start.
We need inexpensive posters with photos of OUR military equipment. To hang the kids in the room ... I would buy and hang necessarily ..
In earlier times, we had women with titties hanging and Van Damme. Without patriotism :)

[konstantin68]

Confident PC user pleased!

[Rzzz]

But the makeup lady with a rumble is some kind of fake. It seems that this is a model, and for what end of this gun they took to explain for a long time.

[Romka47]

I saw him in a more expanded form, and so I’ve been absent there for 4 months, this moment somehow annoys me, due to the fact that this is from mines. defense.

[iaroslav.mudryi]

click here
http://мультимедиа.минобороны.рф/multimedia/calendar2019.htm
all xnumx months in place.

[Romka47]

In! Thank)

[denart50]

"You can not only view the calendar, but also download it in high resolution by clicking on this link" ...

It's funny, but both viewing and downloading were cut off four times on the "Kremlin's secret weapon" ...
Apparently, the girls are really good at "shooting" ...

PS But in general - I liked it great !!!

[barclay]

In my opinion, we needed more beautiful pictures with our military equipment. About aviation a little. Nothing about the Fleet. The article on VO showed two of the most travel pictures. Well, maybe a "confident PC user" isn't bad either.

[Tavrik]

Honestly, not happy. Dumb humor. An attempt to raise the morale of undemanding cheers-patriots.

[kitt409]

Does someone make you laugh?)
DON'T LIKE, PASS PAST, AND FIND YOURSELF HUMOR ON YOUR TASTE .....

[IvanT]

SchA at Ukrainians break the bottom)))

[PPD]

Aaaaaaaaaaa !!! I want it, I want such a calendar !!
I’ll hang at work !!

[Legend]

Quote: PPD

Aaaaaaaaaaa !!! I want it, I want such a calendar !!
I’ll hang at work !!

Do not get fired?

[pilot8878]

Delight, like a child! Well done!

[Petr_Smirnov]

Handsome men.

[Metallurg_2]

Smiled. Where is it for sale?

[T-34]

Continuing the theme:

[Paranoid50]

Mikhail Botir did not calm down in any way ... Shoot so that he does not suffer.

[GRIGORIY76]

One American general once said: "Give me a company of Russian paratroopers and I will build such a dacha ...."

[Legend]

The calendar with photos of Russian President Vladimir Putin for 2019 was a hit in Japan and sold better than any other with Japanese celebrities, The Guardian reports with reference to the copyright holder of printing products - Loft chain of stores

Our Russian Defense Ministry, as always, behind ... !!! Japanese sales leaders ..

And here we are spreading Putin how much in vain .. We are envious of the whole world !!!!

[thinker]

Quote: Egorovich

Urgently organize a sale in the West !!!

On Catholic Christmas Day, Westerners Received "Chilling greetings from Vladimir Putin"reports the Daily Mail. This, of course, is about the new army calendar of the Ministry of Defense for 2019.

https://russian.rt.com/inotv/2018-12-25/DM-novogodnie-igrushki-svechi-i

[dmmyak40]

Quote: barclay

Some kind of aHressive calendar. Russophobes will have a lot of work to wipe the foam at their mouths. I bet that the "first violins" will be from "foggy albion". And the little mongrels will sing along.
BUT I personally like the calendar. Already downloaded.

I liked it: Confident PC user!

[Olegi1]

If anyone knows where to buy - let me know. The thing is class! I’ll buy a dozen, I’ll give it to friends :)

[kitt409]

START WITH YOURSELF, ADVISOR)

[ivselim]

The calendar is not from the Ministry of Defense, but from the "Army of Russia" online store. The Ministry of Defense has a deadline calendar for 2014

[serg.shishkov2015]

Downloaded! Super! Thank!!

[serg.shishkov2015]

Cargo delivery to anywhere in the world, respect from Russian Post!

[The point]

Cool calendar! I downloaded through the Opera, everything in a bundle.

[iaroslav.mudryi]

I liked May in the "PREPARATION FOR THE PARADE OF MAY 9, 2033" calendar

Here you can see two meanings: the main one is that, in 15 years, and always in Russia, they will honor the memory of the Great Victory. And the other - Russia won another victory until 2033. When and over whom? I propose to discuss options.

[Stalevar79]

In vain, so much noise around the calendar has been made - Ukrainians and liberists have gone out and already flooded the entire Internet, and Twitter of the Ministry of Defense with such dirty tricks:

[kitt409]

YOU CAN THINK THERE WOULD BE WITHOUT ANYTHING OF THIS ANYTHING WITHOUT THIS, OR ALREADY THOUGHT, AND WHAT?
They would walk in the forest ...
let her hohloreih ...

[XII legion]

Yes, as they say - all that we have.
In addition to horror stories, there’s nothing to brag about ...
Yes, and are they, some horror stories then?
In short, some sketches.

[pafegosoff]

Black Russian army humor.
I recall what happened 45 years ago. It is a pity that the native school turned out to be in Bandera. No! The general, my classmate, stayed. Hi to him! To the rector and fellow countryman (almost - he is from the Urals, I - to the east).