Results of the week. Dead mother of Kuzma
Indeed, it is completely incomprehensible why you and I - the Russian people - are so ungrateful for successful businessmen. Yes, the business must bow to the belt, Anatoly Borisovich should kiss for a kiss. The whole problem is in us, in the people. That we failed to properly dispose of an amazing gift of privatization - a voucher. Today everyone would have a “candle factory”, and nobody would have thought about any retirement age.
But stupidly missed their opportunity to turn a rectangular piece of paper into a cherished dream, and now, you know, Chubais is to blame. So he wanted the best. And now - wants.
Ehh, ashamed of us. You-s-yd-naa-aaaa.
But already today before the board of Rosnano, we must beat our foreheads on the snow-covered asphalt, demonstrating our gratitude by the accomplishments that Anatoly Borisovich and his associates have mined for us: Anatoly, dear father, thank you!
In connection with the need to atone for the people's guilt, a draft resolution is proposed in the “Results of the week” format. In factories, schools, libraries, hospitals, mines, and military units, draw in the corners "Thanks to Chubais." On these corners to display all the vigorous activity of 90's business, which led us to prosperity. Every day, in 12: 00 local time, spend a two-hour thank-you with songs, dances and live broadcast on YouTube. In the evening talk shows on the federal channels in the intervals of discussion of the topic of how bad things are in Ukraine, to celebrate especially distinguished ones and present them to the promotion in the form of a photo of Anatoly Borisovich in A0 format.
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That's right, the dog is right. "Havat our people." "Terpily" - our name. Very much we tolerate for a long time.
Space Hole Studies
Considering the conclusions of previous commissions regarding incidents with spacecraft, let's say, incidents, we can say with confidence that if a hole appeared in the Soyuz, then there are two options: a) the storekeeper is guilty, b) the technical is to blame. There is no third. After all, if you set the guilt of someone with a slightly higher rank, you will have to touch on a whole range of problems - up to the system of training modern "techies" and the responsibility of the management team of state enterprises when fulfilling an order.
You can, of course, be attributed to the sleepwalking of American astronauts who at the stage of REM sleep wanted to exit. But in this case, the United States will require evidence. Well, on their part, it is possible and “Highly Likely”, and for all others - strict international law, which the rest must strictly observe.
And by and large, the work of Russian astronauts "overboard" aroused real admiration. Seven hours of the hardest work in the literal sense of the word inhuman conditions. This means that some ladies and gentlemen just now wondered, why do modern cosmonauts give the title of Heroes - “tea, not Gagarin and not Leonov”. Yes - tea, not Gagarins, - you can't argue. But if such work is not heroism, then what? ..
The media announced the results of the preliminary inspection of the hole in the casing of the "Union"
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President of the World - countdown
The other day, Mr. Oberdeputat Mosiychuk threatened to destroy the Crimean bridge. Also during the week, a retired under-generalissimus from the SBU stated that "in the event of a meeting, he is ready to liquidate the Russian president." In those same days, Petro Lekseich Poroshenko announced that, they say, Mr. Putin, this is a war ... In general, it seemed that the Ukrainian army was about to move tank columns in the direction of at least Belgorod and Voronezh, as a maximum - Khabarovsk and Neryungri. It seemed that the Ukrainian armored mosquito was about to begin an invincible tread in the waters of two seas at once ... An-no. Again did not wait. And how to wait ... Not for that martial law was introduced in Ukraine ...
Peter Leksich himself, realizing that he was talking too much, played back briskly, stating that the war was already going on, and that the Ukrainian troops were already valiantly holding back the aggressor in order for the sun of freedom and democracy to shine over Europe. However, again he could not resist and at the end of the explanatory he asked for a little grief from the Europeans who were illuminated by the sun.
Hiccupping, the Europeans began to fumble in their pockets in search of trivia for the oligarch-actorish beggar. Fumbled ... Peter Lekseichu showed - in the hands, but not yet poured ...
And at that time is not the car. Before December 27, it’s already less than two weeks — martial law is about to expire, and the Ukrainian ataman himself understands that something needs to be done, because the coming year may turn out to be a year of emergency emigration for him. The countdown is already underway.
Column with Russian military equipment spotted on Krymsky bridge
Poroshenko: Mr. Putin, this is war
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Strategic know-how: made in China
Currency wars, wars with rifles and guns, wars of spies - all this, it turns out, is outdated. Canada and China, in collaboration, claim strategic know-how: the war of arrests.
Of course, only the rich get under arrest.
The prelude to the war was the detention of Ms. Meng Wanzhou, the financial director of the Huaveya, at the Vancouver airport. The Americans asked their partners to take her into custody. However, the money was received by enterprising Canadians who released Madame Man on bail of 10 million dollars (Canadian). However, a lady can be taken to the USA, and there, somewhere in Washington, she will be given another pledge, millions in 15 or 30 USD. They can do it there. While she "planted" in the house of her husband in Vancouver.
An example of enterprising Canadians and Americans were immediately copied by the enterprising Chinese.
In the People's Republic of China, Canadian senior adviser on Northeast Asia Michael Kovrig was detained.
The State Department immediately expressed "concern," but Beijing did not hesitate to respond to that.
In China, a Canadian businessman Michael Spor was detained. The media even wrote that he was "lost", and the Foreign Ministry of Canada, they say, unsuccessfully trying to "get in touch with him." It sounds like it was launched into orbit.
From the Chinese authorities, however, it is known that a criminal case was seized against this businessman: they say that this enterprising mister did something that threatened the national security of the PRC.
Actually, Michael Kovrig is accused of the same thing now. Apparently, OPG.
For such and such charges 10 million Canadian dollars will not be enough! Agree, here it is not a prison sentence or house arrest that smacks, but staged against the wall.
According to the expert from the Lower School of Economics (NSHE) Ivan Golozadov-Besshtanny, a new financial war has begun between the West and the East. So far, the 1: 2 score is in favor of the People's Republic of China, but in general there will be no winners in this war, as in currency wars. At first it will seem that the most greedy wins, but in the end everyone will lose.
“Where is the world going?” - asks Professor NSE. - Financial directors, businessmen and even advisers are arrested. The day is approaching when Trump is arrested, or even Xi Jinping. They will be seized at some summit, handcuffed and thrown into the dungeon! It is difficult to even imagine what a ransom, for example, the Chinese may demand for the American president! After all, isn't Trump the first enemy of Chinese national security? ”
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A boom to see, and there, and there the financial resource and other others are not weak, commensurate!
Top figures hooked, so it is either only the beginning, or ... yes FIG know her how it goes!
Caribbean Crisis 2
As long as the American strategists think about how to attack Venezuela from a democratic fraternal Brazil, Russian strategists on the Tu-160 White Swan and An-124 Ruslan aircraft delivered something to Venezuela. What was on board, nobody knows, not even the CIA.
Tu-160, by the way, is the real “strategist”, that is, a strategic bomber, a missile carrier. According to the calculations of the Pentagon, Russian aircraft capable of carrying nuclear weapons, flew to Venezuela as many as two pieces. Just enough to incinerate Washington and the entire Washington region.
Pentagon officials are closely watching the flights of Russian “strategists” through glasses, binoculars and telescopes. This is not a joke: in their opinion, the Tu-160 can "strike at US territory with cruise missiles." At least, that's exactly what the Pentagon thinks, and there after all the generals and majors do not wipe their pants.
The Venezuelan President has announced his readiness to announce an ultimatum to the United States
As for the president of Venezuela, he was in Moscow. Returning to his sunny homeland, he declared that Caracas would now present an ultimatum to the United States in writing. What is written in that ultimatum is not told to anyone.
This is not surprising: the Russians do not say that on the sides of the Tu-160 and An-124, the Venezuelans do not say what they will write in a piece of paper.
And only about Americans everything is known: they are preparing an attack from the south on peaceful Venezuela.
In modern military strategy, this behavior of the attacking side, when it gives out its plans to the enemy, is called full transparency.
We will wait: probably the Pentagon, the State Department and the White House will soon tell something else. Through his advisers, colonels, or simply on Twitter, via the Share button.
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Dead mother of Kuzma
In the opinion of the superexpert and hyperanalytic Vduya Solntsedara from the magazine “The National Protest”, the use of top-secret ruthless Russian weapons have two options: immediately and later.
The mentioned weapon is the weapon of the “Doomsday”: the “Perimeter” system, otherwise the “Dead Hand”.
Colonel Solntsedar believes that while the United States will deploy its medium-range missiles in Europe, the Russians will finally and irrevocably accept the doctrine of "inhuman" nuclear strike.
It is worth noting that Mr. Solntsedar confused two definitions: inhuman and robotic.
As it turned out, Americans in uniform are not afraid of military Russians at all - people, oddly enough, are quite peaceful and constantly using the word “defense”, which in America, too, seems to be misinterpreted.
American colonels and Russian generals are afraid robots. Those who did not act in films about the "terminator", because they are top-secret.
And it’s not for nothing that The National Protest’s number tells about terrible armaments: cruise missiles “with a nuclear power plant”, “robotic submarines with warheads of one hundred megatons” and even “Rogozin’s“ Batut-M ”satellites that“ fly above the Earth ” in American orbit. "
Mr. Solntsedar, who is prone to premature panic, admits that Moscow is even “ready to uncover” the “Perimeter” (“Dead Hand”) system right today, so as not to delay the holy cause of defense on the back burner.
Further, the superanalysis makes a logical conclusion: the United States should slowly withdraw from the Treaty on the Elimination of Intermediate-Range and Shorter-Range Missiles so that the Russian “dead mother of Kuzma” is not in a hurry to strike back.
This sentence ends his article, Colonel Solntsedar.
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Industry, except tanks, does nothing. What is cheap in the form of power tools with a label "Made in the Russian Federation" is done in the PRC, our only box (at best).
Do you think China will sign up in case of what? Horseradish! Europe and the United States are its main economic partners.
Myths about the fact that NATO countries are militarily weak, utter nonsense. Remember Iraq, Serbia, Libya, Israel’s conflicts with its neighbors (they have Western military thought on one side and ours on the other).
It is enough for us to turn off the Internet, limit cellular and wired communication, disconnect us from the banking system, and everything, war is not needed. Stone Age. The economy will rise.
The only war in which we can not win, but at least revenge for the dead comrades, is a fifth-generation war. Those. thermonuclear However, even in this case, we will adequately respond if we start first, otherwise our strike will not be fatal.
I think no one wants that.
PS Besides 6,5 and 7 chambers.
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