When the phrase "Russian military laser" occurs the sudden effect of indigestion in individual representatives of the Pentagon and Congress. These people alternately address each other with wild howls about the need to protect democratic satellites, or about allocating additional quadrillions of funds for the military budget.
Rumor has it that in the United States active research is already being conducted in the field of creating "laser-free" mirrors that will protect orbital carriers of frantic democracy. However, with mirrors problem. Spacecraft need to absorb light energy to convert it into the necessary for the operation of electricity. And if a democratic satellite in all respects can be turned into a mirror box (ball), then it may not merge with this technology. Leaving the “unmirrored” couple of solar cells, “mirroring” the case, so “Russian laser aggression” can be directed exactly at them, which ultimately the satellite will turn into space junk in any case.
Exit at the Pentagon, apparently, one. There is an urgent need to sign up in a queue for consultations with the screenwriters of “Hollywood.” Those since the 70-ies have experience in the tactics and strategy of waging Star Wars - with hyperspace jumps and going out at a calculated point, with laser swords and other supertechnologies. The whole trouble for the Pentagon is that practically all people are familiar with all these tactics and strategies in Russia, including those who started such an acquaintance with ruble video stores with the well-known voice acting in the style “where-is ... where-somewhere in the far-oooo Coy gal-lla-ktike "...
In general, democracy is in danger again. America again, the great Trump, sort of, did, but did not take into account the satellite component. Therefore, it is time to send the Sixth Fleet to a geocentric orbit ...
Peresvet military laser systems are already on experimental combat duty
In the USA: Russians could create antisatellite laser weapons
In the USA: Russians could create antisatellite laser weapons
Comments from our readers:
Grits
Previously, info slipped, that "Peresveta" placed near our ground-based strategic missile forces launch. I think that precisely to reflect the blow on them from the strategic forces of the adversary, this is where Peresvet will appear.
Feastdom
This "Peresvet" can most importantly: deprive the Americans, together with NATO, of air, down to stratospheric and low-earth orbit heights, as a medium for their missile, aviation and even satellite means of warfare ... And without this, the entire Pentagon is one solid "Zumvolt", a terribly expensive and useless thing ...
Mamuka Petrovich
What a huge "safety margin" of Soviet developments
Qwertyarion
From time to time in the media, servicemen of the "mattress" army express concern that if the satellites fail during the conflict (will be destroyed), their soldiers will not even be able to navigate the terrain, and command and control of the troops will be paralyzed. Because many do not even know which side of the moss on the tree grows and why the bear sucks in the paw in winter.
Lame duck or lame nag
During the week, Petro Poroshenko gave over a dozen interviews only to the Ukrainian media, not counting the Western ones. Awesome media performance at the same time, unfortunately for the Ukrainian people, is not convertible into concrete successes for Ukraine itself. Everyone understands that Petro began the election race, moreover, with the rank of one of the nag outsiders. Also, everyone understands that nag has a rider who is ready to spur on the full program. And besides, the nag has a master who has put too much on the horse and is now afraid of losing everything. In such a situation, the owner has only one way out - as far as possible, eliminate competing steeds: some - with oats, with others - immediately to the sausage.
In general, in politics there is the concept of "lame duck", and Mr. Poroshenko - more than that "lame nag". Why? Because they are also sitting on it, demanding a gallop ...
Against this background, Peter Alekseevich was drawn to talk with Vladimir Vladimirovich. Yes, only Vladimir Vladimirovich, apparently, already understood that he had made a mistake at the time when he began negotiations with “restraining aggression”. And now the Kremlin’s answering machine, in the voice of Viktor Yanukovych, Mr. Poroshenko, says: “Rostov is not rubber!”
They say that the answering machine has already been included in the lists of “Peacemaker”, and now the US Congress intends to impose personal sanctions against it.
Putin: I do not want to participate in the election campaign Poroshenko
President of Ukraine put forward demands to Russia
President of Ukraine put forward demands to Russia
Comments from our readers:
Svarog
"In the meantime, the President of Russia makes it clear that it’s pointless to speak with frank puppets of the West who are trying to appear to be independent politicians."
It is a pity that our president only now realized this ... And what if in 2014? The situation would clearly be different ...
It is a pity that our president only now realized this ... And what if in 2014? The situation would clearly be different ...
Henderson
Putin did not participate in his campaign either. Where is he still for Poroshenko.
Kibl
The subscriber is temporarily unavailable or is outside the zone of action ... And what to talk to drunks, he will again cry about the hard life of the executioner of his people.
The trailer gets under way
The derailment of railroad cars that had military equipment spawned disputes between two virtually irreconcilable camps. One “camp” affirmatively declares that we are talking about the work of the sabotage group, which decided to distract the eyes that the most suitable stage for sabotage was the stage of Transsib in the Omsk Region. Another “camp” believes that by definition there’s no sabotage in the Omsk region, and the climate-greed-Russian Railways combination is to blame, when in Siberian frosts 100 trains with more than cars are distilled along the canvas, which is experiencing problems from loads.
As a result, after heated discussions, all remained with their own.
However, organizational conclusions need to be done. On the switchman, it seems, you cannot tell.
By and large, the fact remains a fact - the average speed of movement of trains across the country remains low, while the rolling stock is not always and everywhere new. To increase the degree of positive, you can, of course, be compared with the Indian railways - like the roads of the country with the highest GDP growth ... But it would be better to draw conclusions without looking at the partners. The load on Transsib is colossal. On the one hand, this indicates an increase in transportation volumes. On the other hand, for its functioning in modern conditions, investments are needed, development is needed. The project is infrastructural, and it is capable of providing not only domestic Russian traffic, but also cross-border transport. We are already talking about the possibility of combining the railway with the Korean network.
Therefore, the incident near Omsk should be regarded not as “the boss, everything is gone”, but as a signal for intensification and improvement of the quality of work.
Comments from our readers:
Baloo
In 1983, on the way to Novokuznetsk, I saw a train with coal that went off the rails already beyond the Urals closer to Novokuznetsk. Typically, in the news it was not.
You will see which trains are now - a hundred and more wagons, some are pulling two pair of electric locomotives at once. On the way to the country I sometimes have to stand at the crossing, I see. Are there enough forces and means to monitor the condition of the railways, is the maximum permissible load on the railway bed monitored?
You will see which trains are now - a hundred and more wagons, some are pulling two pair of electric locomotives at once. On the way to the country I sometimes have to stand at the crossing, I see. Are there enough forces and means to monitor the condition of the railways, is the maximum permissible load on the railway bed monitored?
Poor
I will make a short story, and then judge for yourself who is to blame. It was possible to drive 300 km from Beijing to Batou for 45 minutes, and then from Guangzhou to Beijing, the distance 2300 km, for 9 hours on the railway, and, believe me, I never swung. And then I went from Novosibirsk to Tulun (Irkutsk Region) - a distance of 1460 km. Travel time is 1 day 1 hour (25 hours), boiling water in the car does not carry and the urinal can not get. The condition of the railway leaves much to be desired.
Nyrobsky
No, this is the rare case when the switchman for the first time will not be in the business. This time flaw detectors are to blame. I would not be surprised if it turns out that RZD carried out state optimization and reduced inspection instructors by increasing the detour mileage for the remainder, which reduced the frequency of inspections. For any, it is necessary to slap on the head to those who sit at the very top of this office.
kapitan92
From the beginning of 80's, all these “path walkers” disappeared like a memory for an alcoholic. What should they bypass and find? Defects in the rails? Already in 81, there were flaw detectors on trolleys or flaw detector cars, which "removed" dozens of railway track parameters.
The flaw detector travel was a headache in any frequency converter, the bonus depended on the readings!
The flaw detector travel was a headache in any frequency converter, the bonus depended on the readings!
Ural-4320
Even when he was an inspector-repairman of cars (before 2001), every shift read out telegrams on the state of emergency on the roads. Siberia has always figured. They reduced VET, their shoulders increased, the weight of the train was “unbearable”, the climate is not sugar. No wonder that there is often this happens. And already in those days, the cause of the "involuntary break of the rail" was no longer rolling - they were investigated more thoroughly and more deeply.
The Fifth Element
The Russian crew Kosmovysk successfully launched the 30 on November, a Rokot light-class launch vehicle with a block of vehicles. In total, 3 (three) spacecraft of the RF Ministry of Defense are launched into the calculated orbit.
American experts conducted their calculations. According to their data, 4 (four) elements got into orbit: three communication satellites and the upper stage of the launch vehicle. Later calculations were refined. Astronomers from the United States Space Operations Center (CSpOC) spotted the fifth Russian object in space. Investigate the situation with increasing the number of objects The Pentagon instructed the colonel of the US space service Mr. Solntsedaru.
“It’s not harder than driving a taxi,” commented the mission Blow in Solntsedar and set about the task.
A week later, a high-ranking space official reported on the results. He compiled a detailed report on the 1811 pages for the Pentagon commission (top secret). A reporter for the Military Review bureau in the USA stuck his beard and sideburns, put on dark glasses and entered the night at the office of the North American Aerospace Defense Command (NORAD), where Mr. Solntsedar worked. There, the fearless intelligence reporter microfilmed the most important chapters of the report. We are pleased to present the secret American material to readers of "VO".
According to the expert group headed by Solntsedar, after the launch of the Rokot launch vehicle launched from the Plesetsk cosmodrome in 05: 27 Moscow time 30 November 2018, five objects turned out to be in orbit, and not three, as "these commies from the Kremlin. " “I speak only two languages: ordinary and indecent”, - Solntsedar quoted the character of a famous foreign film with some irony.
Unlike objects A, B and C, having a common perigee, D and E are in a lower orbit of the Earth, the expert said in a report. One of the lower objects has a much larger volume and mass compared to the others (accurate data will arrive later, analysis is conducted and an estimate is given).
According to the initial hypothesis of the US Joint Space Operations Center, the Russians launched another interceptor satellite (in the original: inspector satellite) into the orbit of the “long-suffering American planet”, as they did before, for example, in 2014, when Rokot launched the interceptor Cosmos-2499.
However, the calculation of the perigee and mass-dimensional characteristics of the orbital objects showed that this time the Russians had launched something different.
On the eve of new Western sanctions, which will not only be introduced, but also included in full and immediately, and also due to the unprecedented income growth of Russian oligarch patriots, in sharp contrast with the rates of unprecedented income growth of the Russian proletariat, the peasantry and office plankton, the Kremlin team undertook unprecedented measures to preserve the unsustainable labor of capital, partially invested in the gold reserves and foreign exchange reserves.
A super-secret object “E” (full name “Yeah!”) Is put into orbit, which cannot be destroyed even from the railgun. The gold reserves of Russia, cash dollars, as well as American treasury papers are stored behind the armored walls of the object, that is, “all the most valuable things that present-day Russia can boast,” concluded Solntsedar. "From now on, the Russian top is not afraid of any sanctions-shmanktsii", - concluded the colonel.
“Maybe, of course, I'm wrong. I even like to talk, but can you shut up for a minute? ”Mr. Solntsedar wrote on the last page of the report.
Comments from our readers:
Machito
Let them break their heads, that the evil Russian placed in orbit.
For example
Gold, diamonds.
astepanov
I know. There is a railgun. And along the rails goes the muddy-syudy railway strategic complex. Straight to Neworkov-grad. And because Americans fear.
NEXUS
As I said earlier, the IP program (“Satellite Fighter”) is reanimated. And the Americans knowingly alarmed. They do not have such technologies yet.
Fedorov
If you look at a specific telescope, then there is a Red Star in orbit with a clawed Eagle and evil beaks. And everything is called just Cosmos, further on fantasy.
Futurists have rebelled
It became known what people are fighting for, who took to the streets in France, smashing cars and burning tires.
According to the information of Parisian correspondent “IN” Evlampiy Zakadychny, the action of the protesters is called the “Maidan of the Futurists” and its goal is to build a bright future in France.
“We will,” said Monsieur La Fure, one of the futurist activists, to the correspondent. - It will be people who will. We are on the eve. On the streets, futurists! "
And for good reason the oppositionists chose a bright yellow color as a symbol, which allows them to be quickly distinguished from the restorers of the past, supporters of absolutism-macronism. The first color, which was glorified by the Russian Futurists at the beginning of the 20th century, was precisely yellow.
According to La Fera, the mossy conservative government does not allow the country to go out into the future and instead offers the black way to the past to the great French super-ethnos. President Macron, a tyrant and a despot, took the path of suppressing civil rights and freedoms, and also imposed, according to his own words, said in a dream and forgotten, a ban on yellow.
“Yellow vests,” said Monsieur La Fère, “will be beaten by other cars until the end — until the Elysee Palace falls. Long live the Fronda! ”
However, Emmanuel Macron also said something, and again in a dream. If you believe the voice recording made at night by Macron’s wife and then purchased by the editorial board of VO, the president admitted the following.
He declared that he would not tolerate pogroms in the capital of France and would show the protesters hired by Uncle Sam to his mother-in-law. Completely in Russian. “Since you are dressed like Russian futurists, so get a Russian gruel! - the sleeping Macron inflamed. “I don’t want to make a company to M. Yanukovych, wander around Rostov, hide things and mourn for real French baguette and claret!”
“The futurists will be stopped,” Macron swore. “I will throw them off the modern ship.” The path of France lies back to the glorious past, organized for us by great ancestors. No future for France is needed. Well, for stability! .. ”
Comments from our readers:
Svarog
However, the French have achieved the desired result, and the price of gasoline they have not raised. In general, well done, bourgeois just do not give up the profits.
Vend
Macron vyaknul against the United States, get "Maidan". The whole situation is incomprehensible only to the blind.
Snail N9
I wrote here that I was in Paris last weekend and found the beginning of the riots a bit. It was indeed clear that the “strikers” were a heterogeneous mass. For example, I saw how, at a time when the crowd was growing in the square, at the very end of the crowd, right next to the barricade, thugs gathered from somewhere with their faces half-covered and hoods over their eyes. And it was clearly evident that they were not at all interested in what they were saying in a megaphone and that everyone was listening, they stood with a detached look, obviously waiting for something. And then, when the crowd started chanting or shouting approvingly there, turning their gaze to the next speaker with megaphones, these thugs turned to the policemen standing at the fence, as if on a signal, and began to sway it, disassemble it and shout something to the policeman standing behind the fence. Unfortunately, I do not speak French and can not say that they shouted. But people at the end of the rally crowd heard the noise and began to turn when they saw what was happening, they started yelling at these thugs, and a conflict broke out between them, and several middle-aged people separated from the crowd, stretching their hands towards the police, began to calm them down, at the same time to pronounce the thugs. It is curious that the protesters did not hide their faces, but these thugs were tightened in their clothes so that only their eyes were visible. Than the matter ended, I did not see it, because the “armored” police with shields that came running began to push aside the onlookers-spectators who were watching what was happening.
rocket757
The french история, experience, consider the tradition of smashing his capital ... into the business, not into the business !!! At the moment, it seems, in the case!
Bilderberg club dismissed the "big twenty"
As our special correspondent Efim Zabuldyzhny from Buenos Aires reported, the Bilderberg club at an extraordinary session decided to dissolve the G-20. According to Bilderberg with the experience of Ch. W. Bais, the last G20 summit became an example of the “triumph of postmodernism”.
“This is an ordinary dummy, a simulacrum,” said a prominent specialist in market economy and effective management in an interview. - They gathered there, ate, got drunk, but from the real business came one zilch. I can say this with all the Kremlin confidence. Among the thirty-one points of the adopted declaration, there is not a single concrete proposal and conclusion - postmodernists of the whole world applaud standing! However, we, the cohesive team of the Bilderberg club, which is famous for real deeds and accomplishments, cannot allow the existence of such an international grouping and announce the dissolution of G20. ”
“Notice,” added C. W. Bice, “these clowns still declare that their“ declaration must be carried out by all countries. ” Well, not a comedy?
According to Mr. Bays, the next in line is G7. If “this stupid office,” noted Bice, will not return to the realization of the “agenda of our club,” in the near future she will also be “Khan.”
“In the end,” Bilderberger concluded, “we control the planet, aces, and not sevens, eights, or even twenties.”
Comments from our readers:
Dezinto
Another summit in which everyone pretended everything was fine.
Shurik70
If Putin does not bring a couple of football players from Argentina for the Russian national team, consider that he went there in vain.
ancestors from Don
In the future, such meetings can be held on G-skype, it will be cheaper, but the effect is the same.
A good one
The most failed meeting of the twenty. Everything just waited for something and hoped for something. Some confusion came out.