Notes of the Colorado Cockroach. Chronic stage of activism
Greetings, my friends!
I begin, of course, with what is filled with everything. From the Azov boats. But I will be brief. All that came to mind: it’s not artillery boats, but bunker players, because the stench from these boats spreads around the world slowly but steadily.
He remembered one phrase that Hermann Goering had once said:
Simple as that. And most importantly, everything is right! We are already sure that the boats did not fit your bridge at all. Now they saw that the Americans are sure of this. Judging by the behavior of Trump in Argentina. And then the peas will roll ... There are many "independent states" on Earth. They will independently speak exactly what the most independent will say ...
I remembered an old joke here. Old for me, but I think new for you. A delegation from hell to heaven comes and offers to play football. Boring same.
Paradise: "And what's the point for us to play with you? All the best players of all times and peoples in our paradise?"
Hellish in response: "This is yes. And where are all the judges?"
In international life, something like this is ...
I close this topic. Everything is clear. You can declare peremog.
Do you know that Ukraine is now unattainable for you? In a sense, we will again run the men from 16 to 60 only by special permission. And women in general will not let. You have nowhere to put your own.
I have a secret Vyshivanok said that again vodka on this issue will rise in price. To my question about the connection of these phenomena, he looked at me with regret like this: "We always, when they come up with some kind of garbage, alcohol is becoming more expensive."
But the truth. The people, it turns out, already deduce their own laws from the life of modern Ukraine.
No, we officially banned everyone from entering. Just how to do it is not yet invented. Our yours to tell us about you is not so much. And their age just fits into the frame. Can you imagine Okara or Gozman outside of Ukrainian television? Only any Kasparov or Khodorkovsky from European refugees will remain ...
Okay. As one familiar mouse says: "If the mousetrap has slammed down, you should at least eat cheese." If we have martial law declared, then it is worth making some understanding of the situation for all.
I already wrote about this. The election campaign of our Hydrant has reached a new level. Even in a curtailed form, it is such a great tool to combat dissent, that even the most perfect morons can use it. If you carefully read the law “On the legal regime of martial law”, it will immediately become clear what the Hydrant has decided to do.
Here is a brief list of restrictions on a number of constitutional rights of citizens:
The human right to inviolability of housing (Art. 30).
Personal life (Art. 32).
The secret of telephone conversations (Art. 31).
Freedom of thought and word (v. 34).
The right of citizens to elect and be elected (Art. 38).
The right to peaceful assembly (Art. 39).
The right to strike (Art. 44).
Here is a cute kit. Plus a positive military unity of all power structures.
Now a little about the future of Ukrainian men.
Just one fact, and from the still "pre-war times." In a sense, the law was still only being discussed, and a whole bus of draftees was caught in Volyn. About this on Tuesday, 27 November, at a briefing in Lutsk, said Deputy Military Commissar of the regional recruiting office Yuriy Kucher. Relatives of those caught even tried to block the bus that took the draftees from the territory of the regional military registration and enlistment office.
Nothing so we fulfill the plan for military service! Patriots break the door of the military registration and enlistment offices, and relatives stop buses to push their “own” there. And the boys are caught by hundreds of trains heading east. But this is all nonsense. Games for salag. But for adults prepared something more interesting.
I was here, inspired by the success of the exhibition of Ukrainian girls, decided to continue the "work of the exhibition." True, the topic has changed a little. It is connected with the decree on martial law.
In short, among the activists and other inadequacies there are indeed many participants in the war in the Donbas. But most, alas, live a completely different life.
In general, today the "Gallery of the human bottom" from the Cockroach. And for the less half of readers who do not understand this, I inform you - half cannot be more or less. She is half! At least, more than half of my readers think so! So, life after life. Or life in another dimension, if you like.
Why did I put this in the story of martial law? Yes, simply because even these, real and fake, the Hydrant decided to use
Do you think Ukrainians are against martial law? Alas, according to social surveys, the majority is just “for”. Even in terms of what the various enthusiasts do on their own initiative, the results are depressing. Propaganda is doing its job. Alternative reality turned out to be more real for Ukrainians than everything that surrounds us in this world.
Here is an example. The head of the Genichesky District, Alexander Vorobyov, is grateful to the leadership of Ukraine for the martial law in the Kherson region.
Do you know what it really is? This is the famous "plunder the loot!" in a modern version. Let's see how the owners of all these camp sites and recreation centers will react. and the owners are from the Dnieper and from Kiev ... I don’t even speak about Donetsk, it will be even more fun with them.
True, I personally had one "non-patriotic" thought. This "stupid man" Vorobyov is clearly a Kremlin agent. To have a soldier on the Arbat arrow is about the same as putting a camp in front of the enemy’s trenches. There are only a few hundred meters to the line of contact. And one salvo will deprive Ukraine of the majority of Ukrainian defenders ...
I wrote this for the SBU, if that. You really look there, but think at your leisure, for whom he, this Sparrow. Putin gave him the same gas, right? Oh, from ...
Whether the real patriots. Nationalists seized the Ocean Plaza shopping center in Kiev.
At around 13.00 on November 28, approximately 300 people arrived at the building with the flags of the Freedom Party. The radicals went to the outlets and demanded to close the shops, and aggressively recommended that buyers not make purchases in this mall, because this is supposedly "Putin's business."
“The security service of the SEC, together with the summoned police officers, is trying to keep the situation without entering into conflict,” the administration of the SEC notes.
Here! Here everything is by the rules. Baboons, instead of rushing to the military registration and enlistment offices and die courageously in the Donbas, took up the usual thing. Robbery. That's what it means to not be a native Kiev resident. Nerds, military enlistment office in five blocks! Have come here, Selyuk ...
I now wonder, these robbers really hope that we will be taken to the EU and NATO? After these patriotic actions? Or after tomos to anyone? Or maybe after the "tip-war" with Russia on Azov?
Remember I talked about his trip to the dentist? there was a little talk there that I hadn’t mentioned before.
- Doctor, does it hurt?
- It depends...
- In terms of?
- Well, it hurts the patients, but I don’t ...
I remembered this conversation in connection with the new scourge that came to us along with the winter. About flu and SARS. Mows us the flu is already in full. In just one week, 178 352 people got sick, 69% of which are children under the age of 17. The incidence rate increased by 8,2% and amounted to 463,3 per 100 thousands of population. In Ukraine as a whole, the incidence rate is 10,7% lower than the epidemic threshold.
At the same time, Suprun tells us about thousands of vaccinated 102. About the absence of fatal cases. So, the first case of the flu was recorded just two weeks ago. Still ahead.
Probably, in the conditions of Ukrainian medicine Vyshivanka should live according to the “popular wisdom”.
"Horilka helps from flu well! But cognac from ARVI and children up to 16 years helps."
Well, we gradually arrange prevention ...
Of course, flu viruses will drink vodka or brandy every day. but, on the other hand, is it not a plantain to be treated? Yes, and digging it out of the snow is difficult.
In short, assembled the unit and persecute slowly.
Hmm. I wonder, do you know what a sense of duty is? I thought about it for a long time. In the light, of course, of the current situation in our country. And came up with! A sense of duty is when you know what you owe. But you also know that you will never give the debt ...
And I remembered my thoughts again about. The Cabinet of Ministers announced the list of objects of large-scale privatization of state property for 2019 year. The list of state property to be privatized in 2019 year is listed in the annex to the order.
Among them are: PJSC “Zaporozhieoblenergo”, “Ternopoloblenergo”, “Kharkovoblenergo”, “Khmelnitskoblenergo”, “Nikolayevoblenergo”, Kherson CHP, Dniprovskaya CHP, Krivoi Rog heating plant, Severodonetsk heat and power plant.
Enterprises of the mining industry: United Minenergougol mining company, state-owned coal company Krasnolimanskaya.
Enterprises of mechanical engineering and instrument engineering: Azovmash, Turboatom, Electrotyazhmash plant.
Chemical industry enterprises: Sumykhimprom, Odessa Port Plant, Zaporizhia Titanium and Magnesium Combine.
Enterprises of the processing industry: OJSC Oriana, SE Aluminum Foil Plant, Private JSC Indar, national joint-stock company Ukragroleasing, Private JSC Agrarian Fund.
Oh, burned barn, burn and hut. As soon as the country is completely sold immediately and this mess will end. Natsik disappear. Established war communism. All will be evenly beggars. And there is nothing to think that the sale of life-support objects or city-forming enterprises is a crime against the people. One more crime, one less ...
Okay. It's time to finish. Something I'm slipping today into dark forebodings. I do not like this. By the way, for those who, after meeting my today's notes, want to send me somewhere, remember, I am very lazy. And you have to carry me there on hand.
But in general, life runs on. And nothing serious is foreseen in the near future. I once witnessed a conversation at the bus stop. Just in the first serious frosts. a young man who clearly had no idea of frost before going outside and a boy.
- Uncle, tell me what time it is? How long will the bus wait?
- Summer. All summer ...
And put your hands deeper into the summer jacket ...
So it is with us. Spring, all spring. Or never. And nowhere.
Although I will show more pictures. We have a half-museum at the station expanded to open-air nedomuzeya. So far no one is allowed, but the prospect is available.
And I congratulate you on the onset of the calendar winter. It remains just a little bit, and we will celebrate or celebrate. I really want us to celebrate. And in Russia, and in Ukraine. And we will celebrate.
See you soon. Smiles, bonuses, happy eyes to your near and dear ones. Will live!
I begin, of course, with what is filled with everything. From the Azov boats. But I will be brief. All that came to mind: it’s not artillery boats, but bunker players, because the stench from these boats spreads around the world slowly but steadily.
He remembered one phrase that Hermann Goering had once said:
"People can always be brought to obedience. It is only necessary to tell them that they are being attacked. And at the same time to accuse the pacifists of the lack of patriotism and that they put the country in danger. It works in any country."
Simple as that. And most importantly, everything is right! We are already sure that the boats did not fit your bridge at all. Now they saw that the Americans are sure of this. Judging by the behavior of Trump in Argentina. And then the peas will roll ... There are many "independent states" on Earth. They will independently speak exactly what the most independent will say ...
I remembered an old joke here. Old for me, but I think new for you. A delegation from hell to heaven comes and offers to play football. Boring same.
Paradise: "And what's the point for us to play with you? All the best players of all times and peoples in our paradise?"
Hellish in response: "This is yes. And where are all the judges?"
In international life, something like this is ...
I close this topic. Everything is clear. You can declare peremog.
Do you know that Ukraine is now unattainable for you? In a sense, we will again run the men from 16 to 60 only by special permission. And women in general will not let. You have nowhere to put your own.
I have a secret Vyshivanok said that again vodka on this issue will rise in price. To my question about the connection of these phenomena, he looked at me with regret like this: "We always, when they come up with some kind of garbage, alcohol is becoming more expensive."
But the truth. The people, it turns out, already deduce their own laws from the life of modern Ukraine.
No, we officially banned everyone from entering. Just how to do it is not yet invented. Our yours to tell us about you is not so much. And their age just fits into the frame. Can you imagine Okara or Gozman outside of Ukrainian television? Only any Kasparov or Khodorkovsky from European refugees will remain ...
Okay. As one familiar mouse says: "If the mousetrap has slammed down, you should at least eat cheese." If we have martial law declared, then it is worth making some understanding of the situation for all.
I already wrote about this. The election campaign of our Hydrant has reached a new level. Even in a curtailed form, it is such a great tool to combat dissent, that even the most perfect morons can use it. If you carefully read the law “On the legal regime of martial law”, it will immediately become clear what the Hydrant has decided to do.
Here is a brief list of restrictions on a number of constitutional rights of citizens:
The human right to inviolability of housing (Art. 30).
Personal life (Art. 32).
The secret of telephone conversations (Art. 31).
Freedom of thought and word (v. 34).
The right of citizens to elect and be elected (Art. 38).
The right to peaceful assembly (Art. 39).
The right to strike (Art. 44).
Here is a cute kit. Plus a positive military unity of all power structures.
Now a little about the future of Ukrainian men.
Just one fact, and from the still "pre-war times." In a sense, the law was still only being discussed, and a whole bus of draftees was caught in Volyn. About this on Tuesday, 27 November, at a briefing in Lutsk, said Deputy Military Commissar of the regional recruiting office Yuriy Kucher. Relatives of those caught even tried to block the bus that took the draftees from the territory of the regional military registration and enlistment office.
Nothing so we fulfill the plan for military service! Patriots break the door of the military registration and enlistment offices, and relatives stop buses to push their “own” there. And the boys are caught by hundreds of trains heading east. But this is all nonsense. Games for salag. But for adults prepared something more interesting.
I was here, inspired by the success of the exhibition of Ukrainian girls, decided to continue the "work of the exhibition." True, the topic has changed a little. It is connected with the decree on martial law.
In short, among the activists and other inadequacies there are indeed many participants in the war in the Donbas. But most, alas, live a completely different life.
In general, today the "Gallery of the human bottom" from the Cockroach. And for the less half of readers who do not understand this, I inform you - half cannot be more or less. She is half! At least, more than half of my readers think so! So, life after life. Or life in another dimension, if you like.
Why did I put this in the story of martial law? Yes, simply because even these, real and fake, the Hydrant decided to use
Do you think Ukrainians are against martial law? Alas, according to social surveys, the majority is just “for”. Even in terms of what the various enthusiasts do on their own initiative, the results are depressing. Propaganda is doing its job. Alternative reality turned out to be more real for Ukrainians than everything that surrounds us in this world.
Here is an example. The head of the Genichesky District, Alexander Vorobyov, is grateful to the leadership of Ukraine for the martial law in the Kherson region.
"I received a question from the leadership of the country, as I can place here at the place of the military. I will note with the media that I will place as many soldiers here as will be necessary to protect our territory and the whole of Ukraine. And these are 40 kilometers of Arabatskaya arrows. All recreation centers. "
We "will not listen to the drooling and snot of some heads of institutions, who will say that they have already sealed the premises for the winter period. We will open everything, and send someone where necessary and for how much."
We "will not listen to the drooling and snot of some heads of institutions, who will say that they have already sealed the premises for the winter period. We will open everything, and send someone where necessary and for how much."
Do you know what it really is? This is the famous "plunder the loot!" in a modern version. Let's see how the owners of all these camp sites and recreation centers will react. and the owners are from the Dnieper and from Kiev ... I don’t even speak about Donetsk, it will be even more fun with them.
True, I personally had one "non-patriotic" thought. This "stupid man" Vorobyov is clearly a Kremlin agent. To have a soldier on the Arbat arrow is about the same as putting a camp in front of the enemy’s trenches. There are only a few hundred meters to the line of contact. And one salvo will deprive Ukraine of the majority of Ukrainian defenders ...
I wrote this for the SBU, if that. You really look there, but think at your leisure, for whom he, this Sparrow. Putin gave him the same gas, right? Oh, from ...
Whether the real patriots. Nationalists seized the Ocean Plaza shopping center in Kiev.
At around 13.00 on November 28, approximately 300 people arrived at the building with the flags of the Freedom Party. The radicals went to the outlets and demanded to close the shops, and aggressively recommended that buyers not make purchases in this mall, because this is supposedly "Putin's business."
“The security service of the SEC, together with the summoned police officers, is trying to keep the situation without entering into conflict,” the administration of the SEC notes.
Here! Here everything is by the rules. Baboons, instead of rushing to the military registration and enlistment offices and die courageously in the Donbas, took up the usual thing. Robbery. That's what it means to not be a native Kiev resident. Nerds, military enlistment office in five blocks! Have come here, Selyuk ...
I now wonder, these robbers really hope that we will be taken to the EU and NATO? After these patriotic actions? Or after tomos to anyone? Or maybe after the "tip-war" with Russia on Azov?
Remember I talked about his trip to the dentist? there was a little talk there that I hadn’t mentioned before.
- Doctor, does it hurt?
- It depends...
- In terms of?
- Well, it hurts the patients, but I don’t ...
I remembered this conversation in connection with the new scourge that came to us along with the winter. About flu and SARS. Mows us the flu is already in full. In just one week, 178 352 people got sick, 69% of which are children under the age of 17. The incidence rate increased by 8,2% and amounted to 463,3 per 100 thousands of population. In Ukraine as a whole, the incidence rate is 10,7% lower than the epidemic threshold.
At the same time, Suprun tells us about thousands of vaccinated 102. About the absence of fatal cases. So, the first case of the flu was recorded just two weeks ago. Still ahead.
Probably, in the conditions of Ukrainian medicine Vyshivanka should live according to the “popular wisdom”.
"Horilka helps from flu well! But cognac from ARVI and children up to 16 years helps."
Well, we gradually arrange prevention ...
Of course, flu viruses will drink vodka or brandy every day. but, on the other hand, is it not a plantain to be treated? Yes, and digging it out of the snow is difficult.
In short, assembled the unit and persecute slowly.
Hmm. I wonder, do you know what a sense of duty is? I thought about it for a long time. In the light, of course, of the current situation in our country. And came up with! A sense of duty is when you know what you owe. But you also know that you will never give the debt ...
And I remembered my thoughts again about. The Cabinet of Ministers announced the list of objects of large-scale privatization of state property for 2019 year. The list of state property to be privatized in 2019 year is listed in the annex to the order.
Among them are: PJSC “Zaporozhieoblenergo”, “Ternopoloblenergo”, “Kharkovoblenergo”, “Khmelnitskoblenergo”, “Nikolayevoblenergo”, Kherson CHP, Dniprovskaya CHP, Krivoi Rog heating plant, Severodonetsk heat and power plant.
Enterprises of the mining industry: United Minenergougol mining company, state-owned coal company Krasnolimanskaya.
Enterprises of mechanical engineering and instrument engineering: Azovmash, Turboatom, Electrotyazhmash plant.
Chemical industry enterprises: Sumykhimprom, Odessa Port Plant, Zaporizhia Titanium and Magnesium Combine.
Enterprises of the processing industry: OJSC Oriana, SE Aluminum Foil Plant, Private JSC Indar, national joint-stock company Ukragroleasing, Private JSC Agrarian Fund.
Oh, burned barn, burn and hut. As soon as the country is completely sold immediately and this mess will end. Natsik disappear. Established war communism. All will be evenly beggars. And there is nothing to think that the sale of life-support objects or city-forming enterprises is a crime against the people. One more crime, one less ...
Okay. It's time to finish. Something I'm slipping today into dark forebodings. I do not like this. By the way, for those who, after meeting my today's notes, want to send me somewhere, remember, I am very lazy. And you have to carry me there on hand.
But in general, life runs on. And nothing serious is foreseen in the near future. I once witnessed a conversation at the bus stop. Just in the first serious frosts. a young man who clearly had no idea of frost before going outside and a boy.
- Uncle, tell me what time it is? How long will the bus wait?
- Summer. All summer ...
And put your hands deeper into the summer jacket ...
So it is with us. Spring, all spring. Or never. And nowhere.
Although I will show more pictures. We have a half-museum at the station expanded to open-air nedomuzeya. So far no one is allowed, but the prospect is available.
And I congratulate you on the onset of the calendar winter. It remains just a little bit, and we will celebrate or celebrate. I really want us to celebrate. And in Russia, and in Ukraine. And we will celebrate.
See you soon. Smiles, bonuses, happy eyes to your near and dear ones. Will live!
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