Results of the week. Mosquito empire strikes
It all started with a steady feeling of deja vu of August 2008. Only in the role of Saakashvili Poroshenko now, in the role of Tskhinval - the Crimea. They had an order for organized provocation - not to respond to the signals of the Russian border guards, to open fire from the existing weapons. Already the “cannon” was started to direct to the cries of “Zbroynaya aChressii Maya” and non-literary greetings from the crews of civilian ships. Until we received a significant blow to the teeth and the final order: "We leave one by one with our hands raised."
In principle, this deja vu ended. The American special services hoped that Russia would not be psychologically able to survive and would still get involved in a real war with Ukraine, but they miscalculated.
Moscow is well aware that getting involved in the war that the West is waging against Russia with the hands of the Ukrainian people on the territory of Ukraine is a salvation for the Maidan "party." Yes, Poroshenko can be swept away by a cavalry assault, but this will only raise the chances of an even larger part of the “political establishment” independent. And the result will be a second Georgia, where peace enforcement seems to have taken place, but in the end Georgia has classic NSA and CIA puppets at the helm.
Newly Madam President Zurabishvili is an example. It smells of "Chanel" and "Jivans" so much that it proves the following fact: the proud Georgian people cannot find politicians inside themselves who would be allowed to govern their own country. And what if it turns out to be an insufficient Russophobe? .. Therefore - "take what the gentlemen give."
And they took ... Well, the proud ones ... And why did they? Because American friends offered Saakashvili’s man as an “alternative” for the sake of laughter. Such a choice ... Democracy ...
In general, the Ukrainian boat towing provocation took place. Even martial law declared (the version of "thin, light"). Now on all Western TV channels - mimic exercises of Petro Poroshenko with wringing limbs and screaming “Turn the ships and sailors backwards”. We, we say, are not at war with Russia, she is at war with us. But so he fights that he should have missed the violators of the state border, and even pour front 100 c. wishing you a fair Azov wind ...
He believes that the elections - the most it ...
Norms and possible outcomes of the introduction of martial law evaluated the media of Ukraine
Klimkin announced the possibility of a forceful response "under the UN Charter"
Psychologist's comment on the statements of Ukrainian sailors
Ukrainian media: Russian ship "Don" after a ram - in disrepair
The owner of FC "Lion": It is difficult for us to find a plane that would fly to Ukraine
Comments from our readers:
NEXUS
Halado Romane
Olgovich
SSR
As comrade correctly noted, at the point of a machine gun ... much will be given and done.
PS.
We need a rebellion of generals in Ukraine.
Hard fate of a true patriot
A Russian agent, not a Russian agent, a former Russian agent, has never been one ... As the saying goes, now it's too late to drink Borjomi. Navalny received a team, Navalny team worked - Brilev slept. By whom this team was given (well, not from nothing to do, someone decided to open the electoral lists of some London district) - an open question, but this is not the main thing.
If the current "agents" are such that all the "secret" information can be found almost on Wikipedia, then the trouble is misfortune ... It is necessary to be more generous ... More generous ...
Well, if, as it now turns out, the employer was not aware of, and the Kremlin, as the presidential spokesman said, is aware, then somehow everything is slippery too.
It is, of course, Sergey has the right to citizenship and to everything else, for he is not a civil servant, all that ... But here it is more a purely personal, human question. It turns out that you can announce a program about a fortunate Englishwoman, but at the same time keep a passport with a lion cub and a unicorn in the drawer of the table.
We decided to comment on this issue from our freelance expert on the protection of stability and non-spillage of boats, schooners and longboats Unknown Nevidimovich Faceless.
Please tell me how to assess this situation?
N.N. Noneless:
Thank you, Neizvest Nevidimovich, for your valuable comment.
Bulk and "sleeping patriots"
Peskov commented on the availability of second citizenship in Brilev
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ALARI
Aristarkh Lyudvigovich
For example
New Year day
Obtaining British citizenship involves a difficult procedure through which all adults who wish to become subjects of Her Majesty pass.
Faceless
Do not roar of the cosmodrome
Against the background of statements by the head of the Accounts Chamber Alexei Kudrin about large-scale "financial violations" (now it is called so) in Roscosmos, the head of Roscosmos promised to check the reality of the landing of Americans on the Moon - by the 50 anniversary, it turns out. And in passing, it is still necessary to check that the drill driver was wound up on the ISS or where the spacecraft was going before the flight on the ISS. You will also have to monitor where all the billions of rubles of Russian taxpayers from the department went. And if you do not go anywhere, you will also have to monitor the item in which closet are forgotten ...
In general, there is a lot of verification work - you really don’t know where to start. It would be better to check the Armstrong tracks on a natural satellite, of course. It is interesting, fun, perky. But there is a nuance - while there do not go a minibus. Therefore, it’s worth getting started on Earth.
And Kudrin, what a fine fellow. Everywhere, they say, they steal; everywhere, says financially violate.
But he is, after all, the best finance minister in stories Russia! The master of cubic affairs and the transformation of human labor into gray-green candy wrappers. Oh yeah, this is not a financial violation, but a development strategy, - they completely forgot ...
Kudrin called the "main" violator of financial discipline in the Russian Federation
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Ross xnumx
That is, he removed the suspicion from himself, from his activities as finance minister?
How predictable are these workers, “after receiving a higher economic education and defending a thesis in economics,” who worked in the administration of the mayor of St. Petersburg, Anatoly Sobchak.
Who can say why our scientists, writers, politicians and economists (with the exception of two) do not even come close to the list of candidates for Nobel laureates, and the financiers, as soon as they come to office, become the best in the world? That Nabiullina is the best head of the Central Bank, that Kudrin is the prize “Minister of Finance of 2010 of the Year” from Euromoney magazine.
Some kind of an oxymoron. With such specialists, Doctors of Economic Sciences - a complete cesspool in finance and economics? Okay, not complete ... Skinny ...
Piramidon
rocket757
UAV "Armata-2": a cosmic breakthrough!
According to a poorly coded source from a secret nuclear bunker of the Russian government in the Ural Mountains, Russian scientists finally promised to catch up with the British.
The first project that will allow Russia to overcome half a century behind the West in research and inventions will be the Armata atomic flying tank with Tu-154 fuel-efficient orbital wings and sixteen Kalashnikov machine guns suitable for exterminating enemy satellites impudently moving in Earth orbit.
According to the source, the advanced Russian science is on the verge of a great armor-space discovery, which not only returns the status of superpower to Russia, but also shows the star-striped enemies Kuzma’s mother-2.
In the Russian Federation, the question of creating a tank with a railgun is being considered
Ensign-General Akaki Lizunov, senior government consultant for space technology, and part-time sales manager for trampolines at Roscosmos, announced the completion of the first stage of preparation for the serial launch of the production of Armat with an atomic engine and machine guns Kalashnikov, and in the future - with rail and scam.
“Now there is the first stage of introducing flying“ Armat ”into production: propaganda,” the expert said in an interview. - The population of the country, primarily patriots who are fond of fairy tales about shooting things, is informed about the latest model tank "Armata", which ... uh ... has to be developed as soon as possible. Five years - in three years!
According to Lizunov, the new tanks will be completely different from the previous model "Armata", because it is outdated at the very moment of its creation. First, the car will not have a crew: “Armata-2” is a UAV! Secondly, the Armata-2 will be an apparatus capable of moving not on the earth, but in the sky and in the cosmos. On the atomic mass, which in orbit will be successfully replaced by solar batteries of the “Krona” type. Thirdly, scientists train Armata UAVs in pursuit of enemy targets. Distinguish them from their new supertank will be able to English-speaking.
Armata-2M, a more expensive development designed specifically for the DVK (Kremlin Cushion Troops), will be able to reprogram US satellites, slipping legends and myths of London television channel Brilev TiVi instead of CNN broadcasts.
“The cold war between the decaying West and great Russia is entering a new stage: the ice one,” the general explained. - Its current stage unfolds in absolute zero. And the super-ethnos of the Russes have the only opportunity to defeat an insidious and technologically advanced enemy who has been at war with Etruscans, Atlantes, Hyperboreans and Homo sapiens for forty thousand years: to outrun the adversary by technology.
According to almost exact rumors, the advanced minds of Russia, scientists and engineers from Rosnano and Skolkovo, were attracted to the development of “Armaty-2” and “Armaty-2M”. They are assisted by the leaders of Uralvagonzavod, who supposedly owns the idea of the Armata-2 UAV. There is information that the creative team of developers has already found a way to remove unnecessary tracks from the “Almaty”.
The case for funding. However, in this issue, says Akaky Lizunov, there are no difficulties.
Comments from our readers:
NEXUS
And behind the machine will waddle with a nuclear reactor. Yeah ... are we starting to hurt the same sores as the mattresses? Bring the Armata up to the series, roar, and then talk about tanks with railguns.
APASUS
Here is another matter: ours are beginning to slowly adopt the American method of cutting. It is becoming more and more obvious that under any military nonsense our money will be quickly found.
Voyager
VO3A
US Congress prohibits Russia from having nuclear weapons
According to a bill submitted by US congressmen to Chamber No. XXUMX, the United States prohibits the Russian Federation from having and operating nuclear weapons of any type and characteristics, including the future Armata-6 atomic tank.
A military analyst and political expert Vduy Solntsedar, writing for The National Protest magazine, said that the American side refuses to extend permission for Russia to manufacture and train military use of nuclear weapons, both tactical and strategic.
If the decision is approved at the vote, the bill will be signed by the President of the United States, and then the document will be stamped by the UN and NATO Secretary General, the nuclear triad in the Russian Federation will be banned at the American and international levels.
Colonel Solntsedar notes that the bill has an appropriate title: “Termination of Russian nuclear aggression”. According to the expert, the US lawmakers have really managed to find a way out of the difficult situation connected with the buildup of the arms race. If you prohibit the build-up of one side, then the other will not need to do it. Truly a Solomon solution!
After Russia, congressmen are planning to turn their eyes to North Korea. Mr. Solntsedar believes that the process of banning nuclear weapons for the DPRK will face a number of political difficulties: in this country, government officials and patriots close to them do not buy property in Europe and are not prescribed in London or Malta.
Comments from our readers:
blackwater532
Same lech
The story of Hussein, the unforgettable Saddam ... Everyone should remember how he allowed American intelligence officers to move their military facilities far and wide ... Probably, when he hung on a rope, he bitterly regretted this nonsense.
For example
For the time being, our thought can only standing to applaud delegations from the United States clap and smile at precisely those people who consider and adopt laws against the Russian people.
cniza
Can we really agree to this? I think that they will never see this.
Russians used offensive nuclear icebreakers
It seems that Mr. Trump canceled the meeting with Comrade. Putin Or maybe not canceled. News are such that both can be true.
According to the President of the United States, which broadcasts the social network Sweater, cold weather is coming in Russia, and therefore he decided not to meet with Putin, so as not to freeze his cheeks and not contribute to further cooling of the already cold war between Russia and the United States.
President Trump found the “rather strange”, in his opinion, incident with Ukrainian boats a new stage of such a war.
"I do not understand, - Trump wrote in a sweater, - how do Russian sailors manage to catch the Ukrainian, if everything in Russia should freeze - with the then furious winter. Whether the sea is not frozen, or the Russians have come out to fight on icebreakers ... The State Department is conducting an investigation together with the FBI and the CIA, and I myself think that: the use of offensive nuclear nuclear icebreakers by Russia is contrary to the START-3 treaty! ”
Analysts are puzzled: what did Trump mean when he wrote in the Sweater about the Russian cold? After all, the intended meeting was just appointed in a place that was very far from the Russian winter - in Argentina! In Buenos Aires, now plus twenty degrees for Comrade Celsius.
According to doctors, frostbite of the cheeks in this weather is completely excluded, unless you apply ice to them, taken out of the whiskey.
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soul
Halado Romane
Egorovich
Aleks2048
Boris Nevzorov
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