Notes of the Colorado Cockroach. Cocktail "Ukraine": haplyk and zrada in equal shares
Greetings to you, dear readers and even more respected collaborators, commentators. Naturally, a big hello to those who see me for the first time. I really do not know where to start. Probably, I'll start today with the "hot". From what they say today everywhere. On the next Russian attack on our peaceful state.
Why did I write “regular”? Yes, simply because my memory is not as short as that of the "crowns of creation." I remember your "perfidious attacks", which our Hydrant has exposed a dozen times since 2014. I remember about your “Buryat Brigades”, about the Special Forces Brigades, which our valiant warriors of light swept across the Donetsk steppes. And six "Armat", which our "Stronghold" ditched in one helmet. I remember evrything.
And trophies were presented to whom it is necessary ...
I think that by the time these notes are published, you will already have much more information than me. Therefore, I will tell about our reaction to the incident. You understand that not all gold that glitters, and not every Cockroach is Vyshivanok.
Well, you can congratulate us on the beginning of the active phase of our election campaign. Or with the completion of this company. Here, you have to be honest, with 100-percent confidence further events cannot even be predicted by the Hydrant. So far, martial law, though without war, the Hydrant has signed!
It is already clear to intelligent organisms that this whole mess with boats was started precisely with the aim of obtaining the possibility of canceling the election if the situation develops so that the Hydrant has a smoke ass. Well, our Hydrant does not have such traits as courage. As there is no, for example, wastefulness or even just feelings of pity. A sort of cowardly goon.
Although, I must say, to give two of the six combat-ready ships only in order to cancel the elections where Poroshenko does not choose ... Yes, this is a real feat!
Today, all the media is simply teeming with materials about the "breakthrough" of our vessels. Who is for, who is against, but is it important? Did not break through? Not broke. Moreover, they were in full force in captivity. Fortunately, all are alive.
Not patriotic, of course, but your special forces worked well, for which the peasants definitely thank you.
And then look at people have no opportunity? After all, there’s no need to even think about it. The dream of Ostap Bender is a saucer with a blue border ...
President of Ukraine Petro Poroshenko and NATO Secretary General Jens Stoltenberg have agreed to urgently convene an emergency meeting of the Ukraine-NATO Commission. Interesting? And now answer, why?
“The President of Ukraine and the Secretary General of the North Atlantic Alliance discussed threats to regional security as a result of Russia's unpredictable actions. Poroshenko and Stoltenberg agreed to urgently convene an emergency meeting of the Ukraine-NATO Commission because of Russia's aggression. ”
Jump on. The Austrian presidency convenes on Tuesday, November 27, a meeting of the Political and Security Committees at the level of permanent representatives of the EU states. This was announced in Brussels by the Austrian Minister for European Affairs, Integration and Foreign Affairs Karin Kneisl. Think:
“We are in the process of collecting all the elements as to exactly what happened when. I appealed to the Secretary General of the Austrian Ministry of Foreign Affairs with a request to contact the ambassadors of Russia and Ukraine in order to express our deep concern and assure them that we are working to de-escalate the situation. ”
In general, the situation is somehow wrong. I am writing myself and I myself feel like a new insect species: a sort of Maidan-louse. Okay, lice and fleas, at least, may God bless another. But not a cockroach. Jumping is not a cockroach according to evolution. But let's continue to train.
The European Parliament will discuss the possibility of imposing sanctions on Russia because of the aggression in the Kerch Strait against the Ukrainian courts. This was announced by MEP Rebecca Harms at a press conference on Monday, November 26.
The representative of the US foreign ministry Kurt Volker noted that Russia had attacked and seized ships, but accused Ukraine of provocation.
“Russia rammed a Ukrainian ship, peacefully marching into the Ukrainian port. Russia seized ships and crews and then accused Ukraine of provocation. ”
Eeeh, Maidan-fleas, good jumping. But this is not the finish.
“In connection with the dangerous development of the situation in the Sea of Azov and the events that followed them, Russia requested an urgent convocation of an open SC meeting on the morning of November 26 under the agenda item“ Maintenance of international peace and security ”.
This is a statement by the Deputy Permanent Representative of the Russian Federation to the UN Dmitry Polyansky. But even before this statement about the convocation of the UN Security Council, Ukraine stated. The Ministry of Foreign Affairs of Ukraine stated that the actions of the Russian border guards in the Black and Azov Seas "crossed the line and became already aggressive."
The picture was drawn by itself.
Do you think Ukraine really needs these boats in the Sea of Azov? Or this floating pimped tug? Or did the Hydrant really decide to lead a victorious march on Moscow? No fools for bullets to go.
Although we have here in Kiev, black rumors spread about the fact that the declaration of the state of emergency will be followed by total mobilization and a campaign against Moscow.
Immediately lined up the queue.
Do not think that in the military registration and enlistment offices. At the box office.
Everyone understands that Russia will not be able to sit in the trenches. It will be necessary to really fight. And this war will end immediately after the first raid of the Russian VKS. For someone a prisoner, but for someone a grave. And for what? An example of the heroic defense of their own ships showed our sailors.
Think the Hydrant doesn't know that? And the moral readiness of our soldiers for a serious war does not know? No, continuing the theme of the qualities of our Hydrant, you can't call him a fool. The smartest person. Sneaky, cowardly, greedy, but not a fool.
Ukraine sells hate for Russia. Any product must be advertised. But doing this in the context of the constant victories of the Russian army in Syria, the constant puncturing of the NATO army in the same place, and in the exercises too, is becoming more and more difficult. We need real victories. At least some. And who will fight?
Here it is, the goal! The hydrant wants others to fight for Ukraine’s independence. Those who do not run away from the battlefield, who will die, but not retreat. Let it be NATO members. Let it be the Americans. Let for the sake of it it is necessary to give the country to external control.
Do you want proof? The political directors of the Norman Quarter will hold a meeting on Monday, November 26, in Berlin, despite the incident in the Black Sea. “Yes, the meeting will take place as planned,” the Russian diplomatic mission in Berlin noted, answering the relevant question.
War is war, and dinner is according to schedule? Well, something like ... We fight and trade for five years. Now the ships are attacking and taken prisoner and are "trading" again. Truly a hybrid war. As in the famous Vinokur room. Play here, do not play here, here I wrapped the fish ...
And if you continue to look? I don't even want to write. To be the cause of the destruction of humanity, even if you do not really respect this humanity, you do not want to.
We have no problems with war above the wings. This is how I turn to normal notes, who did not understand. You are interested in our life. And not the life of our top.
And since Kohl spoke about sales, I won’t get around this damn "black Friday." Honestly, I didn’t go about the technique, but I wandered into Auchan. What you with great pleasure and report in the report.
Well, have a look, go ahead.
I will start with what my countrymen have not yet noticed. We will not have drinking water soon! We, cockroaches, insects underground. You understand that our “lands” are collectors, pipelines, boilers and so on. So, I declare quite responsibly, there are no pipes under the ground anymore. Neither iron nor concrete.
Naturally, my words are just my words, and evidence was needed from people with authority. And I found these people. Vice-President of the Association "Ukrvodokanalekologiya" Olga Babiy!
“Every day we see geysers, gusts and accidents on the streets. Let's assume that our cities were founded in the 70-80s of the last century. The life of any pipeline - steel or reinforced concrete - 50 years. They have already exhausted themselves, we have almost nothing left under the ground. ”
Well said? Good! But why? Alas, my fellow countrymen ... In short, read it yourself. You will not learn anything new. Our government is doing everything according to one training manual: the client always ... should! Must pay:
“If in the structure of the water tariff in Ukraine, the cost of electricity is 35%, then in the civilized world it is 12-15%. When we start to invest in energy efficiency, we have the funds to replace the networks. This is a chain reaction that will allow you to start not only the water supply industry. This construction, design, manufacture of pumps and pipes in Ukraine are three adjacent industries that are being launched by the reconstruction of water supply. ”
In short, it is necessary to raise the water tariffs three times ... Nothing to glam! Did not live richly, nothing to get used to. The example of the Baltic states showed that, no matter how much the wolf feeds, it still pulls into the forest. How many even urban Selyuk no build toilets in the apartment, they still dig in the yard restroom "for the soul" ...
I've got really scary news. Not terribly interesting, but terrible. Especially if you know that now is the 21 century, that Ukraine is European, without any banishment, a state, that we all consider ourselves to be civilized. The news was even in our media. Only instantly evaporated somewhere.
In short, from 2014 to 2017, the year in Ukraine was recorded 418 victims of trafficking. This is stated in the report of the CoE Expert Group on Measures against Trafficking in Human Beings (GRETA), published on Thursday, 22 in November. These are officially proven cases. Imagine how many such cases were real.
For example, these figures: 256 people were victims of labor exploitation, 87 - sexual, and another six people seized organs. Remember not too smart fighters of the propaganda front about trafficking in human organs? Get it, dear we. Even to sign it is not necessary.
“During the 2014-2017 period, 418 victims of human trafficking were identified, including 209 men, 169 women and 40 children,” the report said, citing data from the Ministry of Social Policy of Ukraine.
“Ukrainians have most often been exploited in Russia, Poland, Turkey, Germany, Israel, Greece, the United Arab Emirates, and also in Ukraine itself.”
No, you need to write a little about our happy time. After all, celebrated the anniversary of the Maidan. Exactly five years ago (November 21), thousands of Ukrainians took to the barricades against the arbitrariness of the authorities and corruption. In honor of the holiday, the British analytical center Chatham House issued a report entitled “Do anti-corruption measures work in Ukraine,” in which he spoke about the successes and failures of reforms.
Now I will surprise ... Ukrainians. Goths, brothers and sisters.
Our greatest victory, in the opinion of the English, is the reform of Naftogaz! Before the reform, Naftogaz deficit was about six percent of GDP. The difference between the market price for gas and the cost of natural gas for the population was covered by the authorities through subsidies.
At the request of the International Monetary Fund, the government began to increase the cost of gas tariffs for the population. In 2016, Naftogaz first announced profit. This year, the company brought 19,3 a percent of government revenue.
Further more. Reform of the state procurement system by the electronic platform of tenders ProZorro left in the past non-transparent schemes during tenders. Established in February, 2016, the system has saved about two billion dollars of budget money.
Probably, you already understood what will follow next. What a great peremoga will be next. Since 2015, the Ministry of Health has been purchasing through outsourcing international organizations: UNICEF, United Nations Development Program, the British company Crown Agents. Thus, the Ukrainian budget has saved more than 13 million dollars.
I would love to look at the person who would thank Ulyana Suprun for at least some improvement in medicine in Ukraine. Those who want to tear off her head I do not need to show. Himself so ...
Do you think there can not be even more idiotic Peremog? Yes, any Kiev resident will say that the best reform is the reform of the patrol police! In 2014, the patrol police was created, which is now working in 33 cities. She had a positive reputation as a recruited, trained and managed body, of a higher level than the bulk of the police force.
Remember. The guys from the "Police Academy" on the streets of Kiev. And a bunch of broken Toyot. Beautifully speaking, the new patrolmen with their presence brightened up the harsh revolutionary everyday life of Kiev. And they gave the comedians very good money ...
Honestly, I love Western analysts. Able to cheer up. The only thing that I don’t understand is that these analysts do not seem to be considered comedians among them. Europe...
But we go further.
Imagine the picture. Night. At sea, a terrible storm. Storm 220 will ..., ugh, 12 points. Sailors from Chernomorsk anxiously peered into the gray haze and listened to the howl of the hurricane. And on the sea a lonely, distressed tug "Parallel". And the barge torn off by the storm slowly disappears in the direction of the aggressor ...
But it's not so easy to get away from us. In short, the next day, a barge was thrown onto a beach near Odessa. Further officially, from the State Border Service:
“When inspecting the cargo of the vessel by the border guards together with the staff of the SBU, the prosecutor’s office discovered the cargo with tobacco products of various brands. Now law enforcement officers are investigating the origin of this cargo, the total amount of which will be determined after full unloading of the floating craft. ”
The only thing that I can not understand in any way, so these "find out the origin of the cargo, the total amount of which will be determined." Would ask me. I have long mastered the methods of obtaining the correct information for the Hydrant. Learn:
“The tugboat pulled a barge with 5 millions of packs of cigarettes from the occupied Crimea to (I’m writing complete nonsense) Bulgaria!”
Well, how? May I? That's the same thing. And the mood rises. By the way, I didn’t think up the number of cigarettes and the route of the barge, but stole information from the official documents of the border guards.
Well, I laugh again. To fix the result. Remember the project Yatsenyuk called "Wall"? Laugh and forget? But I have not forgotten. I remember and decided to see what was there with this very wall? Moreover, one of the sawflies of the budget of this project, Arsen Avakov, is still in power.
On the Ukrainian-Russian border, almost 47% of engineering and technical equipment was completed as part of the Wall project. This was during the inspection of the Kharkov part of the border said the Minister of Internal Affairs Arsen Avakov.
“We are today at one of the strong points that are equipped along the border. Such strong points - 40. The level and quality of engineering structures is quite high. And the functionality along the border is not only a fence with wire, here the most important thing is the intellectual component and the response. The total area of the joint border with Russia is 2,3 thousand kilometers, almost 47% is equipped ”.
In turn, the head of the State Border Service, Peter Tsigikal, stressed that it was necessary to equip less than 20 kilometers of the border in the Kharkov sector, to upgrade the Egoza type barrage, and to deploy five video monitoring and alarm complexes. In 2015-2017, the project was underfunded, which is why it was extended to 2021. The head of the State Border Service of Ukraine noted that 2019 million hryvnias was pledged in the state budget for 400, but the department is waiting for additional funding.
“In addition, on separate directions, separate objects (structures, complexes) and fortification equipment, video monitoring and alarm systems - about 10 million UAH, equipment of mobile combat modules - about 15 million UAH; strong point on 60 and 120 people - roughly from 11 to 12 million UAH. ”
Laugh? And now I laugh. Belarusians out too laughed. So what? Now they themselves are building a wall between us. But today I am kind. I'll give you free advice on how to save money on the wall.
I was here recently at a construction site. So there instead of a fence a ribbon was pulled beautiful and all. Nobody climbs under a brick or a piece of concrete. True, you will need to paint the ribbon in the color of the St. George ribbon and for insurance write "Glory to Russia" or Putin. You understand that in another way our villagers for a garter of tomatoes will be pressed ...
Ah, the great architect and builder died in me. While writing and our builders advice was found. Hloptsі, so psdnyati on 1 meter high and Russian missiles do not fly.
You know, this election campaign may well be the last in stories modern Ukraine. Chitin I feel how the walls of our state crackle, how pieces of slate on the roof rub against each other. As with heavy breathing, the foundation sinks.
But we still stay here. On or under the ruins, but here ... Such is the fate of the cockroaches. Live and work where you were born. Good or bad, but at home.
And you a successful end of the calendar autumn. Bins are full. The meat grunts. Winter is starting. We will live and delight each other. And only so. See you soon!
Why did I write “regular”? Yes, simply because my memory is not as short as that of the "crowns of creation." I remember your "perfidious attacks", which our Hydrant has exposed a dozen times since 2014. I remember about your “Buryat Brigades”, about the Special Forces Brigades, which our valiant warriors of light swept across the Donetsk steppes. And six "Armat", which our "Stronghold" ditched in one helmet. I remember evrything.
And trophies were presented to whom it is necessary ...
I think that by the time these notes are published, you will already have much more information than me. Therefore, I will tell about our reaction to the incident. You understand that not all gold that glitters, and not every Cockroach is Vyshivanok.
Well, you can congratulate us on the beginning of the active phase of our election campaign. Or with the completion of this company. Here, you have to be honest, with 100-percent confidence further events cannot even be predicted by the Hydrant. So far, martial law, though without war, the Hydrant has signed!
It is already clear to intelligent organisms that this whole mess with boats was started precisely with the aim of obtaining the possibility of canceling the election if the situation develops so that the Hydrant has a smoke ass. Well, our Hydrant does not have such traits as courage. As there is no, for example, wastefulness or even just feelings of pity. A sort of cowardly goon.
Although, I must say, to give two of the six combat-ready ships only in order to cancel the elections where Poroshenko does not choose ... Yes, this is a real feat!
Today, all the media is simply teeming with materials about the "breakthrough" of our vessels. Who is for, who is against, but is it important? Did not break through? Not broke. Moreover, they were in full force in captivity. Fortunately, all are alive.
Not patriotic, of course, but your special forces worked well, for which the peasants definitely thank you.
And then look at people have no opportunity? After all, there’s no need to even think about it. The dream of Ostap Bender is a saucer with a blue border ...
President of Ukraine Petro Poroshenko and NATO Secretary General Jens Stoltenberg have agreed to urgently convene an emergency meeting of the Ukraine-NATO Commission. Interesting? And now answer, why?
“The President of Ukraine and the Secretary General of the North Atlantic Alliance discussed threats to regional security as a result of Russia's unpredictable actions. Poroshenko and Stoltenberg agreed to urgently convene an emergency meeting of the Ukraine-NATO Commission because of Russia's aggression. ”
Jump on. The Austrian presidency convenes on Tuesday, November 27, a meeting of the Political and Security Committees at the level of permanent representatives of the EU states. This was announced in Brussels by the Austrian Minister for European Affairs, Integration and Foreign Affairs Karin Kneisl. Think:
“We are in the process of collecting all the elements as to exactly what happened when. I appealed to the Secretary General of the Austrian Ministry of Foreign Affairs with a request to contact the ambassadors of Russia and Ukraine in order to express our deep concern and assure them that we are working to de-escalate the situation. ”
In general, the situation is somehow wrong. I am writing myself and I myself feel like a new insect species: a sort of Maidan-louse. Okay, lice and fleas, at least, may God bless another. But not a cockroach. Jumping is not a cockroach according to evolution. But let's continue to train.
The European Parliament will discuss the possibility of imposing sanctions on Russia because of the aggression in the Kerch Strait against the Ukrainian courts. This was announced by MEP Rebecca Harms at a press conference on Monday, November 26.
The representative of the US foreign ministry Kurt Volker noted that Russia had attacked and seized ships, but accused Ukraine of provocation.
“Russia rammed a Ukrainian ship, peacefully marching into the Ukrainian port. Russia seized ships and crews and then accused Ukraine of provocation. ”
Eeeh, Maidan-fleas, good jumping. But this is not the finish.
“In connection with the dangerous development of the situation in the Sea of Azov and the events that followed them, Russia requested an urgent convocation of an open SC meeting on the morning of November 26 under the agenda item“ Maintenance of international peace and security ”.
This is a statement by the Deputy Permanent Representative of the Russian Federation to the UN Dmitry Polyansky. But even before this statement about the convocation of the UN Security Council, Ukraine stated. The Ministry of Foreign Affairs of Ukraine stated that the actions of the Russian border guards in the Black and Azov Seas "crossed the line and became already aggressive."
The picture was drawn by itself.
Do you think Ukraine really needs these boats in the Sea of Azov? Or this floating pimped tug? Or did the Hydrant really decide to lead a victorious march on Moscow? No fools for bullets to go.
Although we have here in Kiev, black rumors spread about the fact that the declaration of the state of emergency will be followed by total mobilization and a campaign against Moscow.
Immediately lined up the queue.
Do not think that in the military registration and enlistment offices. At the box office.
Everyone understands that Russia will not be able to sit in the trenches. It will be necessary to really fight. And this war will end immediately after the first raid of the Russian VKS. For someone a prisoner, but for someone a grave. And for what? An example of the heroic defense of their own ships showed our sailors.
Think the Hydrant doesn't know that? And the moral readiness of our soldiers for a serious war does not know? No, continuing the theme of the qualities of our Hydrant, you can't call him a fool. The smartest person. Sneaky, cowardly, greedy, but not a fool.
Ukraine sells hate for Russia. Any product must be advertised. But doing this in the context of the constant victories of the Russian army in Syria, the constant puncturing of the NATO army in the same place, and in the exercises too, is becoming more and more difficult. We need real victories. At least some. And who will fight?
Here it is, the goal! The hydrant wants others to fight for Ukraine’s independence. Those who do not run away from the battlefield, who will die, but not retreat. Let it be NATO members. Let it be the Americans. Let for the sake of it it is necessary to give the country to external control.
Do you want proof? The political directors of the Norman Quarter will hold a meeting on Monday, November 26, in Berlin, despite the incident in the Black Sea. “Yes, the meeting will take place as planned,” the Russian diplomatic mission in Berlin noted, answering the relevant question.
War is war, and dinner is according to schedule? Well, something like ... We fight and trade for five years. Now the ships are attacking and taken prisoner and are "trading" again. Truly a hybrid war. As in the famous Vinokur room. Play here, do not play here, here I wrapped the fish ...
And if you continue to look? I don't even want to write. To be the cause of the destruction of humanity, even if you do not really respect this humanity, you do not want to.
We have no problems with war above the wings. This is how I turn to normal notes, who did not understand. You are interested in our life. And not the life of our top.
And since Kohl spoke about sales, I won’t get around this damn "black Friday." Honestly, I didn’t go about the technique, but I wandered into Auchan. What you with great pleasure and report in the report.
Well, have a look, go ahead.
I will start with what my countrymen have not yet noticed. We will not have drinking water soon! We, cockroaches, insects underground. You understand that our “lands” are collectors, pipelines, boilers and so on. So, I declare quite responsibly, there are no pipes under the ground anymore. Neither iron nor concrete.
Naturally, my words are just my words, and evidence was needed from people with authority. And I found these people. Vice-President of the Association "Ukrvodokanalekologiya" Olga Babiy!
“Every day we see geysers, gusts and accidents on the streets. Let's assume that our cities were founded in the 70-80s of the last century. The life of any pipeline - steel or reinforced concrete - 50 years. They have already exhausted themselves, we have almost nothing left under the ground. ”
Well said? Good! But why? Alas, my fellow countrymen ... In short, read it yourself. You will not learn anything new. Our government is doing everything according to one training manual: the client always ... should! Must pay:
“If in the structure of the water tariff in Ukraine, the cost of electricity is 35%, then in the civilized world it is 12-15%. When we start to invest in energy efficiency, we have the funds to replace the networks. This is a chain reaction that will allow you to start not only the water supply industry. This construction, design, manufacture of pumps and pipes in Ukraine are three adjacent industries that are being launched by the reconstruction of water supply. ”
In short, it is necessary to raise the water tariffs three times ... Nothing to glam! Did not live richly, nothing to get used to. The example of the Baltic states showed that, no matter how much the wolf feeds, it still pulls into the forest. How many even urban Selyuk no build toilets in the apartment, they still dig in the yard restroom "for the soul" ...
I've got really scary news. Not terribly interesting, but terrible. Especially if you know that now is the 21 century, that Ukraine is European, without any banishment, a state, that we all consider ourselves to be civilized. The news was even in our media. Only instantly evaporated somewhere.
In short, from 2014 to 2017, the year in Ukraine was recorded 418 victims of trafficking. This is stated in the report of the CoE Expert Group on Measures against Trafficking in Human Beings (GRETA), published on Thursday, 22 in November. These are officially proven cases. Imagine how many such cases were real.
For example, these figures: 256 people were victims of labor exploitation, 87 - sexual, and another six people seized organs. Remember not too smart fighters of the propaganda front about trafficking in human organs? Get it, dear we. Even to sign it is not necessary.
“During the 2014-2017 period, 418 victims of human trafficking were identified, including 209 men, 169 women and 40 children,” the report said, citing data from the Ministry of Social Policy of Ukraine.
“Ukrainians have most often been exploited in Russia, Poland, Turkey, Germany, Israel, Greece, the United Arab Emirates, and also in Ukraine itself.”
No, you need to write a little about our happy time. After all, celebrated the anniversary of the Maidan. Exactly five years ago (November 21), thousands of Ukrainians took to the barricades against the arbitrariness of the authorities and corruption. In honor of the holiday, the British analytical center Chatham House issued a report entitled “Do anti-corruption measures work in Ukraine,” in which he spoke about the successes and failures of reforms.
Now I will surprise ... Ukrainians. Goths, brothers and sisters.
Our greatest victory, in the opinion of the English, is the reform of Naftogaz! Before the reform, Naftogaz deficit was about six percent of GDP. The difference between the market price for gas and the cost of natural gas for the population was covered by the authorities through subsidies.
At the request of the International Monetary Fund, the government began to increase the cost of gas tariffs for the population. In 2016, Naftogaz first announced profit. This year, the company brought 19,3 a percent of government revenue.
Further more. Reform of the state procurement system by the electronic platform of tenders ProZorro left in the past non-transparent schemes during tenders. Established in February, 2016, the system has saved about two billion dollars of budget money.
Probably, you already understood what will follow next. What a great peremoga will be next. Since 2015, the Ministry of Health has been purchasing through outsourcing international organizations: UNICEF, United Nations Development Program, the British company Crown Agents. Thus, the Ukrainian budget has saved more than 13 million dollars.
I would love to look at the person who would thank Ulyana Suprun for at least some improvement in medicine in Ukraine. Those who want to tear off her head I do not need to show. Himself so ...
Do you think there can not be even more idiotic Peremog? Yes, any Kiev resident will say that the best reform is the reform of the patrol police! In 2014, the patrol police was created, which is now working in 33 cities. She had a positive reputation as a recruited, trained and managed body, of a higher level than the bulk of the police force.
Remember. The guys from the "Police Academy" on the streets of Kiev. And a bunch of broken Toyot. Beautifully speaking, the new patrolmen with their presence brightened up the harsh revolutionary everyday life of Kiev. And they gave the comedians very good money ...
Honestly, I love Western analysts. Able to cheer up. The only thing that I don’t understand is that these analysts do not seem to be considered comedians among them. Europe...
But we go further.
Imagine the picture. Night. At sea, a terrible storm. Storm 220 will ..., ugh, 12 points. Sailors from Chernomorsk anxiously peered into the gray haze and listened to the howl of the hurricane. And on the sea a lonely, distressed tug "Parallel". And the barge torn off by the storm slowly disappears in the direction of the aggressor ...
But it's not so easy to get away from us. In short, the next day, a barge was thrown onto a beach near Odessa. Further officially, from the State Border Service:
“When inspecting the cargo of the vessel by the border guards together with the staff of the SBU, the prosecutor’s office discovered the cargo with tobacco products of various brands. Now law enforcement officers are investigating the origin of this cargo, the total amount of which will be determined after full unloading of the floating craft. ”
The only thing that I can not understand in any way, so these "find out the origin of the cargo, the total amount of which will be determined." Would ask me. I have long mastered the methods of obtaining the correct information for the Hydrant. Learn:
“The tugboat pulled a barge with 5 millions of packs of cigarettes from the occupied Crimea to (I’m writing complete nonsense) Bulgaria!”
Well, how? May I? That's the same thing. And the mood rises. By the way, I didn’t think up the number of cigarettes and the route of the barge, but stole information from the official documents of the border guards.
Well, I laugh again. To fix the result. Remember the project Yatsenyuk called "Wall"? Laugh and forget? But I have not forgotten. I remember and decided to see what was there with this very wall? Moreover, one of the sawflies of the budget of this project, Arsen Avakov, is still in power.
On the Ukrainian-Russian border, almost 47% of engineering and technical equipment was completed as part of the Wall project. This was during the inspection of the Kharkov part of the border said the Minister of Internal Affairs Arsen Avakov.
“We are today at one of the strong points that are equipped along the border. Such strong points - 40. The level and quality of engineering structures is quite high. And the functionality along the border is not only a fence with wire, here the most important thing is the intellectual component and the response. The total area of the joint border with Russia is 2,3 thousand kilometers, almost 47% is equipped ”.
In turn, the head of the State Border Service, Peter Tsigikal, stressed that it was necessary to equip less than 20 kilometers of the border in the Kharkov sector, to upgrade the Egoza type barrage, and to deploy five video monitoring and alarm complexes. In 2015-2017, the project was underfunded, which is why it was extended to 2021. The head of the State Border Service of Ukraine noted that 2019 million hryvnias was pledged in the state budget for 400, but the department is waiting for additional funding.
“In addition, on separate directions, separate objects (structures, complexes) and fortification equipment, video monitoring and alarm systems - about 10 million UAH, equipment of mobile combat modules - about 15 million UAH; strong point on 60 and 120 people - roughly from 11 to 12 million UAH. ”
Laugh? And now I laugh. Belarusians out too laughed. So what? Now they themselves are building a wall between us. But today I am kind. I'll give you free advice on how to save money on the wall.
I was here recently at a construction site. So there instead of a fence a ribbon was pulled beautiful and all. Nobody climbs under a brick or a piece of concrete. True, you will need to paint the ribbon in the color of the St. George ribbon and for insurance write "Glory to Russia" or Putin. You understand that in another way our villagers for a garter of tomatoes will be pressed ...
Ah, the great architect and builder died in me. While writing and our builders advice was found. Hloptsі, so psdnyati on 1 meter high and Russian missiles do not fly.
You know, this election campaign may well be the last in stories modern Ukraine. Chitin I feel how the walls of our state crackle, how pieces of slate on the roof rub against each other. As with heavy breathing, the foundation sinks.
But we still stay here. On or under the ruins, but here ... Such is the fate of the cockroaches. Live and work where you were born. Good or bad, but at home.
And you a successful end of the calendar autumn. Bins are full. The meat grunts. Winter is starting. We will live and delight each other. And only so. See you soon!
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