Notes of the Colorado Cockroach. Fell again. And it doesn't matter what
Greetings to you, dear readers! Recently, he began to notice a strange thing. He began to argue, resent, wonder, admire your thoughts. As he talks on the sidelines, in the sense of the kitchen, the younger generation, the father of the roof goes slowly.
And how can I not argue? Or how can you not argue with me? Who will tell the truth, if not a friend? All these propaganda games and the search for truth from the very beginning are doomed to failure.
And they are designed either for young animals, for which it is common to be radical destroyers, or for bio-robots that God has deprived of their brain. The thinking person is not re-educated. He is the way his father and mother raised him ...
In order to stop the discussion, the Ukrainian will now tell Russians about the nuances of the Russian language. Words can be good, even the same. But the meaning of these words is changing radically. "Do not persuade me" and "I do not have to persuade." Hopefully, the smart ones understand how they argue with them, how they provoke them, and you don’t need to understand fools ...
The beginning of November is time for us News. For example, yesterday it became known that we would not have any Ukrainian church. Two patriarchs, the Russian Orthodox Church (KP) and the UAOC, refused to run for the post of patriarch of the new church. And the Russian Orthodox Church (MP) considers not only these churches to be non-canonical, but (now) the Patriarchate of Constantinople along with them. So, the ROC will not participate in the elections a priori ...
In short, we pissed off with this church ... Even the Hydrant began to think. As always, lately something went wrong with us. The “manual patriarchs” of the Hydrant do not participate in the elections, therefore our Petro cannot control the church. And vice versa, the Istanbul Patriarch will quite gladly put his exarch into place of the Kiev branch ...
Church maidan? How are these? Come on…
But it was, at least for me, a truly significant event this week. Albeit without fanfare, not officially, but we honored the memory of General Vatutin and laid flowers on his grave on November 6. Not many of us were. But there were! We remember those who kicked out not only the fascists, but also our pack of executioners from Kiev ...
You know, in front of this date, there were bastards who hung a foul nameplate around the monument's neck. The descendants of the liberators ... In Berdichev, a memorial tablet was generally smashed on the monument to Vatutin.
The main thing is that these nonhumans blame the Soviet general for the death of thousands of Ukrainians during the capture of Kiev. You see, they were called up and sent to the front. Take your own capital. And they died ... For the Motherland ... For the USSR ... For Ukraine ... For Kiev ...
Interestingly, while the Russians, Tatars, Yakuts, Buryats, Mordvins, Kazakhs, Uzbeks and all the other Soviet soldiers, who died near Kiev, are normal losses? According to the logic of our assholes, why should our Kiev? Most of the soldiers and officers in the small homeland did not have war. And they came to fight for us ... They lie in mass graves in our land ...
Sorry for some nervous breakdown. But how can you keep calm while listening to all these performances? Vatutin that, should not take Kiev? Go around, surround and go on? Let the Nazis finish off the Kiev blockade? But the soldier would have saved.
Oligophrenes, as is.
Sorry again. I remembered here from the unprinted Conan Doyle:
“Barrymore, who did this howling in the swamps at night?”
- Sorry, sir, piled up ...
Kiev was torn from the hands of Europe and fell into the bloody hands of Stalin in 1943. If someone says that after the war, the capital of Ukraine did not become one of the most beautiful cities in the world, let it immediately go and drown in the nearest reservoir! Because it is even now visible.
But justice prevailed. In 2014, all of Ukraine is torn from the clutches of the Kremlin and inserted into Europe's ass. We sit there. It is dark and dying. But the Europeans.
Be that as it may, the kitchens in Kiev are preserved. And no one has canceled conversations for a “glass of tea”. So I talked to cockroaches from our military department. About patriotism.
Those who read my notes periodically, remember the breakdown of conscription. So, the patriots for some reason do not want to go to protect us. At the beginning of October, only about 40% recruits were found. More precisely, 8% came by themselves. The rest of them are caught like cats in Dog Heart. In basements and gateways.
“Citizens, residents of Kiev, didn’t apply to the military commissariats and don’t apply, that is, we are looking for them with the help of the National Police and then deliver them to conscription areas, where their fate is determined as a conscript. As of today , did not appear at the 23 424 recruiting stations. "
"Today, 346 citizens, residents of Kiev who are willing to do military service under contract in military units of the Armed Forces of Ukraine are called into the military ranks of the Armed Forces of Ukraine under contract. Of these, 76 are women and 163 have the status of combatant".
And why do the military suffer? Dial in the villages, as before, and all. Or drunks in Ukraine are over? In Kiev, live activists, not recruits. Yes, and relatives of these same activists in the aggressor country a lot. At the time of calling all immediately called to visit. And we are responsive people, love to visit. While allowed.
In general, we are stupid conscripts. This is an opportunity to cure all diseases for free. Look, they say, the old woman, by mistake and weakness of the eyes, instead of the polyclinic, went to the military registration and enlistment office. So an hour later came out completely healthy. Though now in the trenches. And you say ...
I do not understand why we do not take an example from our native heroes. An example of resilience and, not afraid of the word, heroism! And no one can say that this is a Russian hero. Our Kiev!
Shulyavsky bridge! Remember in August, I wrote that it will be torn down on September 3-4? Yeah, the Ukrainians do not give up. So simple. It is a bridge! Just not the bridge, but Pavlov’s house. Can not tear down. The whole world, judging by the names of cranes, excavators and automobiles of all kinds, is against. And he is worth it!
I remembered here. The cockroach came from a bachelorette party. It is clear that they were not only chasing there. So I decided to show who's boss.
- Are you drunk?
- Who told you such nonsense?
- Your eyes!
- So you got caught. I drank myself with my friends while I was dating the girls. Tell me where did you see the talking eyes?
Then both laughed. But everything is correct. Talking eyes, the heroic bridge, the Ukrainian Istanbul Church, the Ukrainian choice in Washington ... There are many things in the world, friend Mykola, which our sages have not dreamed of. Hamlet is right. More precisely, Shakespeare. But he lived at the end of 16 - the beginning of 17 centuries. And the bridge is going to be dismantled now, in mid-December ...
Something I'm seriously talking about our life today. I was here on the subway on Wednesday. Station Khreshchatyk. I stand and suddenly I hear women's screams. The main thing is that there are no trains. What are yelling? I walk up to the edge of the platform and ... In short, in the gutter, or what is the name of the pit in the subway between the rails, the man is sleeping!
I understand, went over the gorilki and landed down. And there, without thinking twice, lay down in the gutter. And rightly so, by the way. I later learned that the chute is used to rescue a person as the train approaches. Field of miracles ... In this case, a good miracle. Alive peasant something, woke up, pulled out. Even the train slowed down for such a thing.
I also have an example of the paranoid schizophrenia of our deputies. The main role of the deputies of the Petro Poroshenko bloc led by Alexei Goncharenko. It was they, these same deputies, wrote a letter to Putin. stylized "Letter of the Cossacks to the Sultan of Turkey". Between us, talking to psychiatrists, such a case is not met in every mental hospital.
Let me remind you that the letter of the Cossacks to the Turkish Sultan is Ukrainian written historical artifact. The document, written in 1676, was the response of the Zaporozhye Cossacks to the demand of the Turkish Sultan Mehmed IV to recognize his power. It has been translated into different European languages.
One thing is incomprehensible to me why all this punks decided that the Zaporizhian Sich associated itself with the non-existent Ukraine in the 17-18 century? The words "Ukrainian", "Ukraine" in the letter no. Yes, and the Russian people from the Russian feudal lords fled to the swamps beyond the thresholds. In the 17 century, Cossack freemen did not intend to refer themselves to one or another territorial entity or state up to the middle of 18.
Books need to be read, deputies, liter of you. Gogol's "Taras Bulbu", Henryk Sienkiewicz - "Pan Volodyevsky", "Crusaders", "Bogdan Khmelnitsky" ... Well, there is not a single mention of us there. Everywhere there are Russian troops, Pskov, Veliky Novgorod, knights, princes, the Orthodox Church ...
"We, as MPs from the BPP, decided to give Mr Putin an answer to all his actions. And we want to give an answer in the old Ukrainian style, which our ancestors, the Cossacks, still showed us."
And now feel the depth of the fall of the political elite of Ukraine. I will not translate it. It is more interesting to me who after that will greet our deputies in all these EU and UN.
"Ukrainian deputies - Putinu!
Ty, president, devil of Moscow, and damned devil brother and comrade, Lucifer himself is the secretary!
Yaki in the face of the litter, if the golim ass їžaka not vb'єsh? You will not, bitch si blue, Ukrainian sinіd mother. Your own will not be with you, with earth and water we will be with you.
From so tobi Ukrainian people are visloviv, plyavavche. You will not be able to graze hogs.
Now kincha боmo, bo number is significant, and the calendar is mama мo, mіsyats u ni, rik k knzi, and the same day for us, yak і you, for tse potsіluy u dupu us! ".
Well, that's our all. I don’t know how they wrote it, but the fact that they attribute to your Putin the desire to fuck under / over the sons of the Ukrainian ... Well, for sure Lyashko kissed himself!
But about the "fight with land and water" - this is almost the topic. Because at such a pace they will only have to fight. Although personally I would prefer more prosaic for war Tanks, guns, ships ... But it is possible, therefore we will fight with what we have. About Aviation not a word, but we don’t have it.
Once I witnessed a telephone conversation of a young girl from the “descendants” with a taxi operator. Overheard not specifically. The girl screamed more than she said. Yes, and with the sound on:
- Hello, is this a taxi? I've been waiting for your orange-colored car for half an hour! ..
- Girl, Opel is waiting for you for half an hour in blue ...
Then I just laughed. Well, what to take with a young blonde? And now I understand that the disease has gone too far. These are not "classic" blondes. This is the political elite of the country, those who represent me in Europe and other regions ... I can imagine that even some pygmies think about us ...
"Dear editor, can it be better - about the reactor? There, about your favorite moon tractor? After all, you can't! - a year in a row ..."
Great yet poet Vysotsky. Right in the heart. Without anesthesia. Probably, really, enough about "scare with plates ...". It's time to talk about the stomach. In terms of economics.
I'll start with peremoga in the automotive industry. Since the beginning of the year, 5830 units have been manufactured in the country. vehicles, which is 12% less than the same period last year.
Trucks we released last month already ... 12 pieces! Why do we need trucks? Soviet can not finish off. And the Belarusians help with their "MAZs". In total, 736 units of cars were released in October! Eurocar plant tried (86% of total output).
Have you noticed your own reaction to the news? Again fell ... And no matter what. Fell is now the same Ukrainian brand as Soon. Or Zrada. Perceived completely indifferent. Like the Leaning Tower of Pisa by the inhabitants of Pisa. So what, what leaned over? Not collapsed, and fine. Let the onlookers admire it ...
I just had a question about this. Economic and political. Here I wrote that the production of cars fell and thought. And how will this affect the collection of Polish strawberries? And you know, I came to the conclusion that nothing. So why do we need these car plants? We will protect the environment ...
Or here's the gas. Imagine how you now wrinkled noses. Again ... And I may want to surprise you! Here I am such an amazing insect of all! The volume of gas is currently a record for the last six years. At the same time, this year Ukraine reduced gas imports by a quarter.
"According to the state-owned company (Ukrtransgaz. - Comm. Ed.), 7 November UGSs switched from net injection to net gas extraction. In particular, 7 November was pumped 0,23 million cubic meters of gas in the selection of 1,8 million cubic meters., and reserves in underground storage facilities amounted to 17,193 billion cubic meters. "
And the Bulgarians? I remember how you were indignant at their refusal to build a branch of the pipeline through its territory. Properly outraged! No, the fact that they threw you is normal. We Europeans are all like that. But the fact that they are throwing us ... Imagine, since 2020, Bulgaria has reduced the transit through Ukraine by 30%. You see, they will receive Azerbaijani gas through Greece and Turkey. And we?
"Now Bulgaria is almost completely dependent on the supply of Russian gas transported through the Ukrainian gas transportation system and the territory of Romania."
Petkova (Bulgaria’s Energy Minister Temenuzhka Petkova - ed.) Also noted the potential supply of natural gas from LNG terminals in Greece and Turkey. According to her, there is a possibility of supplying natural gas from Romania, and Sofia hopes that after gas exploration in Bulgaria’s Black Sea will have its own booty. "
And this is against the background of our war with the aggressor. We have already reduced transit by 4,9 billion cubic meters or by 7% compared to last year. Or do the Bulgarians think that we do not know about their request to make an offshoot from the "Turkish Stream"?
Strange somehow. Everything seemed simple in 2013. Come to the store. "Give a beer and a half". And everyone sees that the Russian man. And they treat you exactly the same. And it is worth slightly changing the wording, and ... "Give me three pints of beer." Everything. You are already an English squire, or even a lord of some kind. European.
And today I’m looking for Ukrainians. There is everything. In addition to the Ukrainians. Moreover, there are a lot of small Ukrainian children. And then ... disappear. Paradox. Do you know the reason? I tried to understand this for a long time and, in my opinion, I found it. It's all about fat!
“In January-October, the export of pork 2018 of the year decreased by three times compared with the corresponding period of 2017 of the year - to 1,5 thousand tons, the State Fiscal Service reported.
"Import of pork to Ukraine for this period increased by 5,7 times - to 23,4 thousand tons. Pork was imported into the country by $ 43,2 million against $ 7,2 million in January-October of 2017 of the year."
Can a Ukrainian be raised in Russian, Polish or Belarusian fat? After all, it is not for nothing that Belarusians hold onto their bulbs like that. Product forming national identity!
Cheer you, or what? So, the spokesman for the General Prosecutor's Office, Colonel Andrei Lysenko, was driving on the Kiev subway ... And do not laugh. This is official information!
"A spokesman for the Prosecutor General's Office, Andrey Lysenko, said that a package of sandwiches was stolen from him on the subway. The incident occurred on Friday morning, 8 in November, Lysenko said on his Facebook page."
"This morning in the subway, someone stole sandwiches from my bag. Maybe it will save someone's life. Not offended at all."
It remains with the Hydrant in the trolleybus to remove the flask with the vodka and pull it off. Democracy. Although, knowledgeable people say that this could be only in one case - they confused. Packed bundles of money and a pack of sandwiches. And maybe not confused. Who admits that his bribe was whistled ...
Finished writing and rushed to the station. Something I dropped from the topic of passenger transit. You need to know where to run. So, I inform you that you are not so easy to get rid of us. Trains in Russia go as before. And the fact that our minister got involved there ...
And then, if you could only imagine how much money each car of the train coming from Ukraine to Russia brings to the treasury, you would have gasped our Vovchik Omelyan in psychos. And Omelyan, like a real Ukrainian, did the right thing. And, having declared in words that everything did not go to Mordor Bole, the trains did not go, with Russia, nevertheless, the message was preserved.
Editor’s Note: when taking pictures of the 6 in November in the city of Tula at the Moscow Railway Station, the crew members were surprised by the arrival of the Dnepr-Moscow train station interspersed with Krivoi Rog-Moscow.
So the trains "forbidden and stopped" by Omelyan are still running.
By the way, Ukrzaliznytsia is one of the few profitable enterprises in Ukraine so far. Working for export.
Why, I saw that we are to the Year of the Pig.
Something somehow does not make us happy. On the one hand, it is necessary to re-elect the Hydrant, so that later not to look for a follower, when it will be necessary to keep the answer for everything that he has done. On the other hand, a pig in a pigsty is cool. She's the mistress there. Tinkering with things ... In short, the understanding has come that we will have a difficult time.
Today I finish writing. Drawn on abstract philosophy. And this is a sign of fatigue. So I’m finishing “hammering your brains with a jackhammer” and better “playing your violin”. In general, as you noticed, and according to my Tarakanushka, I often say smart things. But I continue to live like a jerk ...
Maybe this is love for the house, for the city, for the Motherland ... After all, it has long been known that those whom they no longer converge with are shouting their belts the loudest. It is thieves who really want to catch a thief. The most courageous ones who never fought ...
And you good luck and successful in overcoming all the obstacles and troubles of life. May there always be happy people around you. Happiness, it's like the flu. Contagious. Will live!
And how can I not argue? Or how can you not argue with me? Who will tell the truth, if not a friend? All these propaganda games and the search for truth from the very beginning are doomed to failure.
And they are designed either for young animals, for which it is common to be radical destroyers, or for bio-robots that God has deprived of their brain. The thinking person is not re-educated. He is the way his father and mother raised him ...
In order to stop the discussion, the Ukrainian will now tell Russians about the nuances of the Russian language. Words can be good, even the same. But the meaning of these words is changing radically. "Do not persuade me" and "I do not have to persuade." Hopefully, the smart ones understand how they argue with them, how they provoke them, and you don’t need to understand fools ...
The beginning of November is time for us News. For example, yesterday it became known that we would not have any Ukrainian church. Two patriarchs, the Russian Orthodox Church (KP) and the UAOC, refused to run for the post of patriarch of the new church. And the Russian Orthodox Church (MP) considers not only these churches to be non-canonical, but (now) the Patriarchate of Constantinople along with them. So, the ROC will not participate in the elections a priori ...
In short, we pissed off with this church ... Even the Hydrant began to think. As always, lately something went wrong with us. The “manual patriarchs” of the Hydrant do not participate in the elections, therefore our Petro cannot control the church. And vice versa, the Istanbul Patriarch will quite gladly put his exarch into place of the Kiev branch ...
Church maidan? How are these? Come on…
But it was, at least for me, a truly significant event this week. Albeit without fanfare, not officially, but we honored the memory of General Vatutin and laid flowers on his grave on November 6. Not many of us were. But there were! We remember those who kicked out not only the fascists, but also our pack of executioners from Kiev ...
You know, in front of this date, there were bastards who hung a foul nameplate around the monument's neck. The descendants of the liberators ... In Berdichev, a memorial tablet was generally smashed on the monument to Vatutin.
The main thing is that these nonhumans blame the Soviet general for the death of thousands of Ukrainians during the capture of Kiev. You see, they were called up and sent to the front. Take your own capital. And they died ... For the Motherland ... For the USSR ... For Ukraine ... For Kiev ...
Interestingly, while the Russians, Tatars, Yakuts, Buryats, Mordvins, Kazakhs, Uzbeks and all the other Soviet soldiers, who died near Kiev, are normal losses? According to the logic of our assholes, why should our Kiev? Most of the soldiers and officers in the small homeland did not have war. And they came to fight for us ... They lie in mass graves in our land ...
Sorry for some nervous breakdown. But how can you keep calm while listening to all these performances? Vatutin that, should not take Kiev? Go around, surround and go on? Let the Nazis finish off the Kiev blockade? But the soldier would have saved.
Oligophrenes, as is.
Sorry again. I remembered here from the unprinted Conan Doyle:
“Barrymore, who did this howling in the swamps at night?”
- Sorry, sir, piled up ...
Kiev was torn from the hands of Europe and fell into the bloody hands of Stalin in 1943. If someone says that after the war, the capital of Ukraine did not become one of the most beautiful cities in the world, let it immediately go and drown in the nearest reservoir! Because it is even now visible.
But justice prevailed. In 2014, all of Ukraine is torn from the clutches of the Kremlin and inserted into Europe's ass. We sit there. It is dark and dying. But the Europeans.
Be that as it may, the kitchens in Kiev are preserved. And no one has canceled conversations for a “glass of tea”. So I talked to cockroaches from our military department. About patriotism.
Those who read my notes periodically, remember the breakdown of conscription. So, the patriots for some reason do not want to go to protect us. At the beginning of October, only about 40% recruits were found. More precisely, 8% came by themselves. The rest of them are caught like cats in Dog Heart. In basements and gateways.
“Citizens, residents of Kiev, didn’t apply to the military commissariats and don’t apply, that is, we are looking for them with the help of the National Police and then deliver them to conscription areas, where their fate is determined as a conscript. As of today , did not appear at the 23 424 recruiting stations. "
"Today, 346 citizens, residents of Kiev who are willing to do military service under contract in military units of the Armed Forces of Ukraine are called into the military ranks of the Armed Forces of Ukraine under contract. Of these, 76 are women and 163 have the status of combatant".
And why do the military suffer? Dial in the villages, as before, and all. Or drunks in Ukraine are over? In Kiev, live activists, not recruits. Yes, and relatives of these same activists in the aggressor country a lot. At the time of calling all immediately called to visit. And we are responsive people, love to visit. While allowed.
In general, we are stupid conscripts. This is an opportunity to cure all diseases for free. Look, they say, the old woman, by mistake and weakness of the eyes, instead of the polyclinic, went to the military registration and enlistment office. So an hour later came out completely healthy. Though now in the trenches. And you say ...
I do not understand why we do not take an example from our native heroes. An example of resilience and, not afraid of the word, heroism! And no one can say that this is a Russian hero. Our Kiev!
Shulyavsky bridge! Remember in August, I wrote that it will be torn down on September 3-4? Yeah, the Ukrainians do not give up. So simple. It is a bridge! Just not the bridge, but Pavlov’s house. Can not tear down. The whole world, judging by the names of cranes, excavators and automobiles of all kinds, is against. And he is worth it!
I remembered here. The cockroach came from a bachelorette party. It is clear that they were not only chasing there. So I decided to show who's boss.
- Are you drunk?
- Who told you such nonsense?
- Your eyes!
- So you got caught. I drank myself with my friends while I was dating the girls. Tell me where did you see the talking eyes?
Then both laughed. But everything is correct. Talking eyes, the heroic bridge, the Ukrainian Istanbul Church, the Ukrainian choice in Washington ... There are many things in the world, friend Mykola, which our sages have not dreamed of. Hamlet is right. More precisely, Shakespeare. But he lived at the end of 16 - the beginning of 17 centuries. And the bridge is going to be dismantled now, in mid-December ...
Something I'm seriously talking about our life today. I was here on the subway on Wednesday. Station Khreshchatyk. I stand and suddenly I hear women's screams. The main thing is that there are no trains. What are yelling? I walk up to the edge of the platform and ... In short, in the gutter, or what is the name of the pit in the subway between the rails, the man is sleeping!
I understand, went over the gorilki and landed down. And there, without thinking twice, lay down in the gutter. And rightly so, by the way. I later learned that the chute is used to rescue a person as the train approaches. Field of miracles ... In this case, a good miracle. Alive peasant something, woke up, pulled out. Even the train slowed down for such a thing.
I also have an example of the paranoid schizophrenia of our deputies. The main role of the deputies of the Petro Poroshenko bloc led by Alexei Goncharenko. It was they, these same deputies, wrote a letter to Putin. stylized "Letter of the Cossacks to the Sultan of Turkey". Between us, talking to psychiatrists, such a case is not met in every mental hospital.
Let me remind you that the letter of the Cossacks to the Turkish Sultan is Ukrainian written historical artifact. The document, written in 1676, was the response of the Zaporozhye Cossacks to the demand of the Turkish Sultan Mehmed IV to recognize his power. It has been translated into different European languages.
One thing is incomprehensible to me why all this punks decided that the Zaporizhian Sich associated itself with the non-existent Ukraine in the 17-18 century? The words "Ukrainian", "Ukraine" in the letter no. Yes, and the Russian people from the Russian feudal lords fled to the swamps beyond the thresholds. In the 17 century, Cossack freemen did not intend to refer themselves to one or another territorial entity or state up to the middle of 18.
Books need to be read, deputies, liter of you. Gogol's "Taras Bulbu", Henryk Sienkiewicz - "Pan Volodyevsky", "Crusaders", "Bogdan Khmelnitsky" ... Well, there is not a single mention of us there. Everywhere there are Russian troops, Pskov, Veliky Novgorod, knights, princes, the Orthodox Church ...
"We, as MPs from the BPP, decided to give Mr Putin an answer to all his actions. And we want to give an answer in the old Ukrainian style, which our ancestors, the Cossacks, still showed us."
And now feel the depth of the fall of the political elite of Ukraine. I will not translate it. It is more interesting to me who after that will greet our deputies in all these EU and UN.
"Ukrainian deputies - Putinu!
Ty, president, devil of Moscow, and damned devil brother and comrade, Lucifer himself is the secretary!
Yaki in the face of the litter, if the golim ass їžaka not vb'єsh? You will not, bitch si blue, Ukrainian sinіd mother. Your own will not be with you, with earth and water we will be with you.
From so tobi Ukrainian people are visloviv, plyavavche. You will not be able to graze hogs.
Now kincha боmo, bo number is significant, and the calendar is mama мo, mіsyats u ni, rik k knzi, and the same day for us, yak і you, for tse potsіluy u dupu us! ".
Well, that's our all. I don’t know how they wrote it, but the fact that they attribute to your Putin the desire to fuck under / over the sons of the Ukrainian ... Well, for sure Lyashko kissed himself!
But about the "fight with land and water" - this is almost the topic. Because at such a pace they will only have to fight. Although personally I would prefer more prosaic for war Tanks, guns, ships ... But it is possible, therefore we will fight with what we have. About Aviation not a word, but we don’t have it.
Once I witnessed a telephone conversation of a young girl from the “descendants” with a taxi operator. Overheard not specifically. The girl screamed more than she said. Yes, and with the sound on:
- Hello, is this a taxi? I've been waiting for your orange-colored car for half an hour! ..
- Girl, Opel is waiting for you for half an hour in blue ...
Then I just laughed. Well, what to take with a young blonde? And now I understand that the disease has gone too far. These are not "classic" blondes. This is the political elite of the country, those who represent me in Europe and other regions ... I can imagine that even some pygmies think about us ...
"Dear editor, can it be better - about the reactor? There, about your favorite moon tractor? After all, you can't! - a year in a row ..."
Great yet poet Vysotsky. Right in the heart. Without anesthesia. Probably, really, enough about "scare with plates ...". It's time to talk about the stomach. In terms of economics.
I'll start with peremoga in the automotive industry. Since the beginning of the year, 5830 units have been manufactured in the country. vehicles, which is 12% less than the same period last year.
Trucks we released last month already ... 12 pieces! Why do we need trucks? Soviet can not finish off. And the Belarusians help with their "MAZs". In total, 736 units of cars were released in October! Eurocar plant tried (86% of total output).
Have you noticed your own reaction to the news? Again fell ... And no matter what. Fell is now the same Ukrainian brand as Soon. Or Zrada. Perceived completely indifferent. Like the Leaning Tower of Pisa by the inhabitants of Pisa. So what, what leaned over? Not collapsed, and fine. Let the onlookers admire it ...
I just had a question about this. Economic and political. Here I wrote that the production of cars fell and thought. And how will this affect the collection of Polish strawberries? And you know, I came to the conclusion that nothing. So why do we need these car plants? We will protect the environment ...
Or here's the gas. Imagine how you now wrinkled noses. Again ... And I may want to surprise you! Here I am such an amazing insect of all! The volume of gas is currently a record for the last six years. At the same time, this year Ukraine reduced gas imports by a quarter.
"According to the state-owned company (Ukrtransgaz. - Comm. Ed.), 7 November UGSs switched from net injection to net gas extraction. In particular, 7 November was pumped 0,23 million cubic meters of gas in the selection of 1,8 million cubic meters., and reserves in underground storage facilities amounted to 17,193 billion cubic meters. "
And the Bulgarians? I remember how you were indignant at their refusal to build a branch of the pipeline through its territory. Properly outraged! No, the fact that they threw you is normal. We Europeans are all like that. But the fact that they are throwing us ... Imagine, since 2020, Bulgaria has reduced the transit through Ukraine by 30%. You see, they will receive Azerbaijani gas through Greece and Turkey. And we?
"Now Bulgaria is almost completely dependent on the supply of Russian gas transported through the Ukrainian gas transportation system and the territory of Romania."
Petkova (Bulgaria’s Energy Minister Temenuzhka Petkova - ed.) Also noted the potential supply of natural gas from LNG terminals in Greece and Turkey. According to her, there is a possibility of supplying natural gas from Romania, and Sofia hopes that after gas exploration in Bulgaria’s Black Sea will have its own booty. "
And this is against the background of our war with the aggressor. We have already reduced transit by 4,9 billion cubic meters or by 7% compared to last year. Or do the Bulgarians think that we do not know about their request to make an offshoot from the "Turkish Stream"?
Strange somehow. Everything seemed simple in 2013. Come to the store. "Give a beer and a half". And everyone sees that the Russian man. And they treat you exactly the same. And it is worth slightly changing the wording, and ... "Give me three pints of beer." Everything. You are already an English squire, or even a lord of some kind. European.
And today I’m looking for Ukrainians. There is everything. In addition to the Ukrainians. Moreover, there are a lot of small Ukrainian children. And then ... disappear. Paradox. Do you know the reason? I tried to understand this for a long time and, in my opinion, I found it. It's all about fat!
“In January-October, the export of pork 2018 of the year decreased by three times compared with the corresponding period of 2017 of the year - to 1,5 thousand tons, the State Fiscal Service reported.
"Import of pork to Ukraine for this period increased by 5,7 times - to 23,4 thousand tons. Pork was imported into the country by $ 43,2 million against $ 7,2 million in January-October of 2017 of the year."
Can a Ukrainian be raised in Russian, Polish or Belarusian fat? After all, it is not for nothing that Belarusians hold onto their bulbs like that. Product forming national identity!
Cheer you, or what? So, the spokesman for the General Prosecutor's Office, Colonel Andrei Lysenko, was driving on the Kiev subway ... And do not laugh. This is official information!
"A spokesman for the Prosecutor General's Office, Andrey Lysenko, said that a package of sandwiches was stolen from him on the subway. The incident occurred on Friday morning, 8 in November, Lysenko said on his Facebook page."
"This morning in the subway, someone stole sandwiches from my bag. Maybe it will save someone's life. Not offended at all."
It remains with the Hydrant in the trolleybus to remove the flask with the vodka and pull it off. Democracy. Although, knowledgeable people say that this could be only in one case - they confused. Packed bundles of money and a pack of sandwiches. And maybe not confused. Who admits that his bribe was whistled ...
Finished writing and rushed to the station. Something I dropped from the topic of passenger transit. You need to know where to run. So, I inform you that you are not so easy to get rid of us. Trains in Russia go as before. And the fact that our minister got involved there ...
And then, if you could only imagine how much money each car of the train coming from Ukraine to Russia brings to the treasury, you would have gasped our Vovchik Omelyan in psychos. And Omelyan, like a real Ukrainian, did the right thing. And, having declared in words that everything did not go to Mordor Bole, the trains did not go, with Russia, nevertheless, the message was preserved.
Editor’s Note: when taking pictures of the 6 in November in the city of Tula at the Moscow Railway Station, the crew members were surprised by the arrival of the Dnepr-Moscow train station interspersed with Krivoi Rog-Moscow.
So the trains "forbidden and stopped" by Omelyan are still running.
By the way, Ukrzaliznytsia is one of the few profitable enterprises in Ukraine so far. Working for export.
Why, I saw that we are to the Year of the Pig.
Something somehow does not make us happy. On the one hand, it is necessary to re-elect the Hydrant, so that later not to look for a follower, when it will be necessary to keep the answer for everything that he has done. On the other hand, a pig in a pigsty is cool. She's the mistress there. Tinkering with things ... In short, the understanding has come that we will have a difficult time.
Today I finish writing. Drawn on abstract philosophy. And this is a sign of fatigue. So I’m finishing “hammering your brains with a jackhammer” and better “playing your violin”. In general, as you noticed, and according to my Tarakanushka, I often say smart things. But I continue to live like a jerk ...
Maybe this is love for the house, for the city, for the Motherland ... After all, it has long been known that those whom they no longer converge with are shouting their belts the loudest. It is thieves who really want to catch a thief. The most courageous ones who never fought ...
And you good luck and successful in overcoming all the obstacles and troubles of life. May there always be happy people around you. Happiness, it's like the flu. Contagious. Will live!
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