Results of the week. Freud clause or state secret?
Komsomolka, athlete, beauty. And what pounced on the child? Everything legally competently and reasonably brought to the masses. And you ... Eh! ..
If you suddenly wanted to give birth, so nothing complicated - write a statement addressed to the official of the youth department - so, they say, and so, there are such, they say, plans. Date, signature, ah-pi-address just in case, and wait for an answer.
If the petition is not properly designed, it will not be considered, which means that the baby born after the state will not be perceived with all that results as permissible to appear in this world. We'll have to run through the notary offices, look for experienced lawyers ...
Within two weeks from the receipt of the petition, the official appoints her highest resolution: They say, I am such and such, on behalf of the whole state I generously allow you to sin, so that an extra one will be born in the state. Date, signature, stamp.
We contacted the spokesperson for the Ministry of Health Ada Detolyubova, and here is how she comments on the situation:
Official Olga Glatskyh removed from office
We can’t learn to understand the words of officials?
Comments from our readers:
I apologize if this self-justification with a bunch of reservations in defense of yourself can be called an apology, just to keep it in the chair.
How quickly these little bum-dies break away from the realities of life. One hundred parents are paid a salary who work and pay taxes on the maintenance of such. So many blunders lately. Here are the consequences of the "woman ege" and the worship of consumerism. Empty inner world that takes aback. And thanks to the Internet that we can see such "caring" public servants.
And you have to answer for your words! Do not make excuses, and find the courage to admit to his stupidity.
Crime and Punishment. Century XXI
So, unobtrusively, one federal service has demonstrated advertising conditions in its strict-security regimes. In the best traditions of the advertising industry - with graphics and comments involved. The murderer of children - on soft sofas, with a smartphone, and then with crabs, a small fire in a cozy mangalchik - barbecue-mashlyk. Yes, such content, I'm sorry, even the Norwegian ghoul Breivik envy.
The whole country saw with its own eyes that the regime for the child-killers was very strict. Extremely strict. Well, in fact - where this is good: soy sauce for crabs - in a plastic bottle, on skewers - chicken instead of fresh boar from the hunter.
This is a blatant violation of the prisoner's rights, for the maintenance of which people who have never violated criminal law in their lives continue to pay taxes.
We were asked to comment on the situation of a specialist in the field of jurisprudence, the dean of the faculty of law on concepts of the intergovernmental academy of the inevitability of punishment (MANN) Eleonora Obschakayev:
The department has already promised to understand. Understand whether to doubt.
Comments from our readers:
Such a photo and actions are pushed to commit crimes, killed children and fattens! And what, you can! He killed and sit with kebabs and crabs. Even in the wild there is no such! Complete degradation of the system, and any!
The role of a certain deputy chairman of the court in the protection of Tsapkov was not consecrated. A feature film based on the Tsapkov gang is just a mockery. And what about the prosecutor with land plots of several tens of hectares? Because it was not her case? Imagine for a moment that the whole country is under the control of Tsapkov, and how will we be different from Banderia? Fascism, the ideology of the criminal world, the example of Germany 20-30-x and Ukraine can not be forgotten.
We are no longer interested in questions on which side Russian justice is today and what (how much?) It costs.
Again ponad mustache
Here in the week, a Ukrainian deputy called for occupying Russia and dividing “into specific princedoms”. Deputies name - Mosiychuk. And in order for the younger generation of Ukrainians to prepare for this feat, schoolchildren received from properly tuned Maidan teachers — to deepen their knowledge of the SS division “Galicia”. The right guy made a report. And this once again became irrefutable proof that there is no fascism in Ukraine. Well, just think, the division wore the “es-es” prefix - so temporarily, to deceive Hitler and deal with the hated occupiers. Why then the Poles cut? Well, it happened by chance ... Anyway, every Ukrainian historian knows that there was a secret operation of the NKVD to discredit the Galician SS-men ... uh, ugh, patriots, of course.
We were able to get through to the director of the Institute of National Understanding of Ukraine Vladigarya Weathervane-Vetrovsky.
Vladygar, be so kind as to comment on the question of how things are going for Ukrainian historians in search of national identity.
Vladygar, it's all great! But how are things going with the opposition to fascism?
In the gymnasium of Kiev held a lesson of courage on the example of the SS
In Ukraine, created a new "unique" armor for BTR
Poroshenko signed the law on the punishment of Russians for violating the border
Mosiychuk is going to occupy and divide Russia
Unprecedented exposure. Urgently buy a pot!
Welcome to the safe country of Ukraine!
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And at the expense of security, with all the negative qualities of life in today's Ukraine, a lot of police are on duty on its streets and under appropriate conditions, and the protection of EU citizens, one of them, the police of Ukraine can work quickly and efficiently
One way ticket
According to a source that was not completely verified, the near-Kremlin source, who cited another, completely unverified source in the government’s bunker in London, Roscosmos, within the framework of optimization, modernization, convergence and sewage, launched diversification. The branching of the commercial activities of the space enterprise is expected in two directions: 1) trampoline production; 2) organization of flights to paradise.
Sources emphasize that the second commercial program provides for one-way flights. The project is scheduled for completion in the spring of 2024. On the eve of the Russian market success, shares of the leading trampoline manufacturers, including the western giants Hasttings and Eclipse, almost doubled on the stock exchanges. The owner of "Eclipse" jumped out of the window of a skyscraper, however, fell on a trampoline.
The first diversification program of Roscosmos envisages the construction of trampoline plants in different regions and regions of the country. As part of retaliatory sanctions against the United States, Russia refuses the poorly honored role of a “space cab”; Moscow will invest funds in freely convertible currency, previously obtained from the “cart”, in the production of trampolines. Entering the world market of trampolines and commercial activity on it will lay the financial basis for the implementation of the second program.
According to Father Innocent of the 3 federal branch of the GRU, while in the US they are building the Death Star, the Russians will create a Life Star.
- I have long said - said the holy father in an interview with "Military Review", - that in full accordance with the law of unity and the struggle of opposites, our actions must be absolutely opposite to the actions of the United States. If Americans are building hell, we Russians must build a paradise. According to some information that leaked to me at the confession, by 2024, the paradise will be designed and built by the forces of great scientists and effective managers from Rosnano and Skolkovo. By the way, our federal parish will certainly take part in the consecration of the paradises that were put into the orbit of Mars.
According to the federal priest, the project will be allocated trillions of budget funding. The informant, whose name is kept secret even from himself, asserts that Comrade Chubais has already submitted a heavenly estimate to the Kremlin.
According to an anonymous source of father Innocent, Roscosmos intends to commercialize the project of the Martian paradise by selling one-way tickets to everyone.
- Why one way, easy to understand. Who wants to return from heaven to the sinful Earth! - explained the policy of the corporation of the holy father.
He also clarified the overly broad, in his opinion, the notion of "everyone."
- “The Star of Life”, or, briefly, paradise, will receive all those whom the Minister of Money Silantiy Millions recently called honest people. Of course, for other people who sinned in their lives, the entrance to paradise was ordered.
Recall the head of the Russian Mindeneg saidthat living in Russia is good for those who work honestly. Well live in the country, those who have "Luxury property complexes, cars, yachts, apartments and so on" (end of quote).
Father Innocent's source, referring to absolutely accurate speculation, said that the first one way ticket was already booked in the name of the president.
Comments from our readers:
Perhaps for some it was not so obvious, but even at that time Russia didn’t conduct any research in space from the end of 80-s, there was practically no progress in the new RN, there were no signs of such trouble in the industry ... even harm a little ...
When it was said about trampolines - there were relatively fat years (Mask had not yet begun to unfold). Well… story teaches nothing. Reap the rewards.
The Siberian barber
Turkmen President Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedov can not only sing songs and play electric guitar. The other day this great man made a discovery in sports science.
A Kremlin agent in the International Olympic Committee (IOC) told Comrade Berdymukhamedov that the neckline was raised above his head. According to some data, the neck was gilded, on the other - gold, on the third - platinum. Experienced distributors of rumors tend to the second option.
The agent's source got to the bottom of the reason for such an unusual attitude to the rod. Every weightlifting fan knows that, besides the bar, the bar is equipped with discs. Why did the head of state go without pancakes?
- Gru became aware - noted the source, - that lifting the rod from the bar by comrade Berdymukhamedov marks the greatest Olympic discovery in the entire history of world sports. Opened a new sport in weightlifting. "The axis of Gurbanguly" - so, according to secret data, in Turkmenistan they will name the golden griffin, which will henceforth be lifted by weight-lifters from the countries of the world.
As the sport open by the president will be called, Russian intelligence does not inform yet.
But something else is known: the next Olympic Games will be held in Turkmenistan. As some experts believe, exercises with a neck without “pancakes” will attract a lot of both continuing and novice athletes, as well as retired athletes. And do not be afraid of the machinations of WADA: raising the neck without doping disks will not require.
In the opinion of the National School of Economics Professor I. Golozadov-Besshtannogo, competitions in the new sport will attract a lot of athletes and fans from all over the world to Turkmenistan. In this way, a poor country will be able to restore the shaky economy, and then set the example of Russia with its outdated model of “catching-up development”. According to the professor, after that Russia will have to catch up with Turkmenistan.
The opinion of Comrade Golozadov-Besshtanny has every reason to trust. Other figures have already joined in this race. Dmitry Rogozin, a well-known promoter of healthy lifestyles and trampoline sports, and the general director of Roscosmos, made his innovative contribution to the sports discovery of Comrade Berdymukhamedov.
According to the Martian media, the earthly Russian scientist, Ph.D. and doctor of technical sciences D. Rogozin suggested using the Roscosmos state corporation in an advanced sports initiative, which hastily switched to the production of trampolines.
- A series of trampolines "Jump to absolute zero", - Rogozin explained in an interview with the Martians, - with proper training, the athlete ensures the achievement of the Martian orbit.
According to Comrade. Rogozin, “Roskosmos” offers brotherly Turkmenistan advantageous cooperation: Turkmen supply golden necks from the rods, Russians provide innovative cosmobutons.
The general director of the corporation established a special prize for the winner. Whoever jumps to the heavenly "Star of Life" in Mars orbit and does not drop the golden fingerboard, he will receive one free ticket to live in paradise.
There are no golden parachutes.
Comments from our readers:
Well, if gold, about fifty dollars.
Under the control of Churov
“The mid-term elections in the USA were held under the control of the Kremlin comrade Churov!”
Under such a catchy title, a report appeared in the magazine “National Protest” for the authorship of Vduyaya Solntsedara.
“146,5% of seats in the US Senate now belong to Republicans! This has never happened in the history of the United States! - the analyst exclaims. - Mr. Trump and the Kremlin-hired tovarishch Churoff hired him to sacred the saints of American democracy: to arithmetic and accounting! ”
According to Mr. Solntserad, Churov owns "magic". “This guy has magic coming out of his beard. He is a terrific campaign organizer. He will bring victory to anyone, ” - the analyst makes fun of the American election.
Not surprisingly, the author further notes with bitterness that the first to congratulate the Republicans on the “well-deserved victory” were the “Boshirov and Petrov, guys from the GRU”.
Hong Kong (PRC) media: Trump is the second Gorbachev, and he will destroy the USA
Apparently, Blow in Solntar did not fully understand Russian irony and what lay behind the "congratulation" that he attributed to the secret representatives of Russian state intelligence.
Congratulating D. Trump on the “victory”, Boshirov and Petrov, according to an unreliable source in the White House, called the president a “perestroika”, compared with Soviet Secretary General Gorbachev and suggested that the Donald administration would demolish the United States before the end of the current presidential term. “The forecast is accurate,” said Boshirov. - “146% guarantee”, - confirmed Petrov.
The collapse of the States will be the very “victory” that the GRU expects from Mr. Trump.
“The spirit of Gorbachev is already flying over the USA,” stated Boshirov.
“You misunderstood him! It was a metaphor! ”- Petrov hastened to add, fearing that the GRU would be accused of the attempt on Mikhail Sergeyevich.
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