Unprecedented exposure. Urgently buy a pot!
Recently, for example, Labor Minister Maxim Topilin said that the salaries of Russians are growing at an unprecedented pace. May decrees, of course, affected, and the minimum wage was raised to a living wage - so it jerked up the hill. The minister counted as much as 11% of net growth - agree, it is not a joke at all.
But it seems that the root of the understanding of this statement lies in the word "unprecedented." But it is true: if for a good ten years there has been no particular growth, then any recovery will prove to be without precedent. And although the Ministry of Economic Development predicts a reduction in real incomes of Russians in 2019, we still need to trust Maxim Topilin - he has a growth on paper. And maybe "unprecedented."
And here is another example: both the government and the Central Bank agree on the assessment of unprecedentedly low unemployment. It, according to our officials, is so low that it is within the framework of natural indicators and is only 0,9%. Less is possible, but this is even bad - then the mobility indicators of labor resources will worsen, and the next “construction of the century” will have to hire guest workers again.
But as they say, there are nuances. According to 2017 data for the year, the share of Russians working informally reached 13,6%. Interesting, right? That is, if we add to our optimistic statistics also informally employed, we get 112,7% of employed from the total number of able-bodied citizens? Sumptuously! Just unprecedented! But here you can also add millions of migrant workers, and then we will become clear picture of the incredible economic recovery, which is experiencing our country.
Our pro-government economists are also optimistic in assessing capacity utilization. What is she like? Right, unprecedented! So high that there is nowhere else! And only this explains the low economic growth in the country: there are no free capacities left, and there is no money for building and launching new ones.
Although the money, of course, there is! The stabilization fund is growing at an unprecedented pace! And the gold reserves of the Central Bank will soon exceed the Soviet (that is, it will also become unprecedented). It's just that this money is not to spend it, do you understand? They need to be put in a safe, put three guards at the safe, install armored doors and bullet-proof windows in the room - in general, ensure safety and wait. True, there is no money for this either (and those in the safe cannot be spent under the terms of the quest), so we will take money from retirees for safes and security. And where they go, against the protection of something?
The retirement age is growing at an unprecedented pace. But this is simply because life expectancy is growing even faster! Soon we will live on 120 years. Or according to 150, officials have not yet decided. But in any case, we should be grateful to them for raising the retirement age by just 5 years.
Are you a little? And how do you like our weapon, "Having no analogues in the world"? They praised “Armata”, what advances were given to it, with which they just could not be compared (invariably with the complete comparative defeat of the adversary). What is the outcome? That's right: we will not buy. Well, tell me, is this very different from the Ukrainian epic with a tank The stronghold?
And Su-57 ?! Fifth generation! Super maneuverable stealth! AFAR! Rockets with square cross section! Deadly, like a cobra, and versatile, like a mule! This is not an American F-35, ha ha ha!
Total? That's right: mass production and large-scale purchases for our own video conferencing systems are somehow not observed.
About an unprecedented naval construction program fleet everyone heard? How did it end, do you need to explain to someone? Are you still laughing at the Sumerians buying forty-year patrol boats for their Navy?
Alas, it is worth thinking about this topic, and you begin to understand that early Nastya Dmitruk announced us to be non-brothers. Oh, it's too early ... They feed us the same things as non-brothers. And we eat it the same way they: frowning, twisting, but swallowing. And someone at all feels great on such a diet.
But I still don’t feel like putting on a saucepan and going out. Unless absolutely will finish the "Ukrainian expert" Kovtun. Though he is the smartest person (they say, he’s already bought a few apartments, including in Moscow) on Russian felting, but pardon me, he’s hurt.
But for home use pot still get it. Just need some good. Unprecedented, unparalleled in the world ...
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