Unprecedented exposure. Urgently buy a pot!

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As you know, the Russians with pots on their heads do not go. But sometimes it seems that they would not hinder - such a stream of muddy information is often transmitted from the television screens and from the pages of the printed media to the consciousness that the brain would be well suited for good protection.

Recently, for example, Labor Minister Maxim Topilin said that the salaries of Russians are growing at an unprecedented pace. May decrees, of course, affected, and the minimum wage was raised to a living wage - so it jerked up the hill. The minister counted as much as 11% of net growth - agree, it is not a joke at all.





But it seems that the root of the understanding of this statement lies in the word "unprecedented." But it is true: if for a good ten years there has been no particular growth, then any recovery will prove to be without precedent. And although the Ministry of Economic Development predicts a reduction in real incomes of Russians in 2019, we still need to trust Maxim Topilin - he has a growth on paper. And maybe "unprecedented."

And here is another example: both the government and the Central Bank agree on the assessment of unprecedentedly low unemployment. It, according to our officials, is so low that it is within the framework of natural indicators and is only 0,9%. Less is possible, but this is even bad - then the mobility indicators of labor resources will worsen, and the next “construction of the century” will have to hire guest workers again.

But as they say, there are nuances. According to 2017 data for the year, the share of Russians working informally reached 13,6%. Interesting, right? That is, if we add to our optimistic statistics also informally employed, we get 112,7% of employed from the total number of able-bodied citizens? Sumptuously! Just unprecedented! But here you can also add millions of migrant workers, and then we will become clear picture of the incredible economic recovery, which is experiencing our country.

Our pro-government economists are also optimistic in assessing capacity utilization. What is she like? Right, unprecedented! So high that there is nowhere else! And only this explains the low economic growth in the country: there are no free capacities left, and there is no money for building and launching new ones.

Although the money, of course, there is! The stabilization fund is growing at an unprecedented pace! And the gold reserves of the Central Bank will soon exceed the Soviet (that is, it will also become unprecedented). It's just that this money is not to spend it, do you understand? They need to be put in a safe, put three guards at the safe, install armored doors and bullet-proof windows in the room - in general, ensure safety and wait. True, there is no money for this either (and those in the safe cannot be spent under the terms of the quest), so we will take money from retirees for safes and security. And where they go, against the protection of something?

The retirement age is growing at an unprecedented pace. But this is simply because life expectancy is growing even faster! Soon we will live on 120 years. Or according to 150, officials have not yet decided. But in any case, we should be grateful to them for raising the retirement age by just 5 years.

Are you a little? And how do you like our weapon, "Having no analogues in the world"? They praised “Armata”, what advances were given to it, with which they just could not be compared (invariably with the complete comparative defeat of the adversary). What is the outcome? That's right: we will not buy. Well, tell me, is this very different from the Ukrainian epic with a tank The stronghold?

And Su-57 ?! Fifth generation! Super maneuverable stealth! AFAR! Rockets with square cross section! Deadly, like a cobra, and versatile, like a mule! This is not an American F-35, ha ha ha!

Total? That's right: mass production and large-scale purchases for our own video conferencing systems are somehow not observed.

About an unprecedented naval construction program fleet everyone heard? How did it end, do you need to explain to someone? Are you still laughing at the Sumerians buying forty-year patrol boats for their Navy?

Alas, it is worth thinking about this topic, and you begin to understand that early Nastya Dmitruk announced us to be non-brothers. Oh, it's too early ... They feed us the same things as non-brothers. And we eat it the same way they: frowning, twisting, but swallowing. And someone at all feels great on such a diet.

But I still don’t feel like putting on a saucepan and going out. Unless absolutely will finish the "Ukrainian expert" Kovtun. Though he is the smartest person (they say, he’s already bought a few apartments, including in Moscow) on Russian felting, but pardon me, he’s hurt.

Unprecedented exposure. Urgently buy a pot!


But for home use pot still get it. Just need some good. Unprecedented, unparalleled in the world ...
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  1. +5
    6 November 2018 10: 09
    "The darkness of the low truths are much dearer
    Us elevating deception ... "


    A.S. Pushkin. Hero. 1830.

    This is all that can be said about our power!
    1. +6
      6 November 2018 10: 19
      But for home use I’ll still get a saucepan. Only need some good. Unprecedented, unparalleled in the world
      ... the right way ... going nowhere.
      1. +1
        6 November 2018 10: 49
        "And each went his own way, and the train went his own ..." (c)
      2. -1
        6 November 2018 16: 06
        Glad for the author, he finally can afford to buy a pot))) Not all are from the iron with soup cabbage soup slurp!)))
    2. -27
      6 November 2018 10: 38
      The article, - verbal diarrhea, in the olden days, the author would have been a notable anonymous author. Everything is lost! Black caviar is not enough! But on the computer it was enough, otherwise how now to write slander letters? As a rule, complain about those who have nothing to compare. The author needs for a year somewhere like Somalia or Burundi, Indian slums, then he would have written that we live in paradise. Just a man zazhralis.
      1. +21
        6 November 2018 10: 55
        Quote: URAL72
        The article, - verbal diarrhea, in the olden days, the author would have been a notable anonymous author. Everything is lost! Black caviar is not enough! But on the computer it was enough, otherwise how now to write slander letters? As a rule, complain about those who have nothing to compare. The author needs for a year somewhere like Somalia or Burundi, Indian slums, then he would have written that we live in paradise. Just a man zazhralis.

        If we compare it with Somalia, then everything is wonderful here and there is no need to strive for anything at all. Maybe only taxes for Miller and Sechin are even lower, because they deserve the people's guardians. Do not give to vegetate, as in Somalia.
        1. -2
          6 November 2018 10: 58
          He wants to. No whining.
          1. +4
            6 November 2018 18: 18
            But for home use pot still get it. Just need some good. Unprecedented, unparalleled in the world ...


            Why do you need a pan? belay Buy a cap like a hare with 4 peaks. Yes The fox asks: soaring, why are those cap with 4 visors? Hare: in front, so that the sun does not blind. Behind so that the rain does not wet. And on the sides so that noodles are not hung on the ears. wink

            Quote: Fungus
            He wants to. No whining.
          2. +1
            6 November 2018 19: 52
            Strive for what and for what? Improving the already acidic welfare of some comrades? Drugogl is simply not given.
        2. -11
          6 November 2018 10: 59
          Did I really talk about this? It's just that every builder of his own happiness, do not expect manna from heaven from the state, we do not live under communism.
          1. +13
            6 November 2018 14: 25
            Quote: URAL72
            do not expect from the state


            "No, the state does not owe you anything at all." - Olga Glatskikh
          2. +1
            7 November 2018 16: 34
            Well then, even if it doesn’t expect anything from us
        3. +3
          6 November 2018 13: 47
          Quote: BigBraza
          If we compare it with Somalia, then everything is wonderful here and there is no need to strive for anything at all. Maybe only taxes for Miller and Sechin are even lower, because they deserve the people's guardians. Do not give to vegetate, as in Somalia.

          Well, before Somalia, we still have to "reform and reform," so the Medvedev government still has something to "optimize" and what to strive for. There is only one thing I don’t understand, why didn’t the gold please you? Metal is not paper, lies in Russia, in the amount of 78 billion dollars. That is, this is the asset in respect of which neither the United States nor the devil can not impose arrests and use other sanction mechanisms, unlike the same funds of the "Kudrinsky piggy banks" that are kept by "TAM".
      2. +2
        6 November 2018 18: 03
        Article - verbal diarrhea
        This article breaks the veil of pink propaganda, those who are not in the tank understand what it is about.
      3. +3
        7 November 2018 10: 28
        For example, I was not in Somalia or Burundi, but I was in Europe (decaying) and the comparison is not in favor of the Motherland. In the land of the blind and crooked king. (I don’t remember who wrote, from the English classics).
  2. +6
    6 November 2018 10: 10
    The surrounding reality is really unprecedented. There is some kind of surrealism. And the farther into the forest, the worse, and no clearance is planned ... And so, yes, everything is fine, a beautiful marquise.
  3. -26
    6 November 2018 10: 11
    The author is really a saucepan. I think he would be better off in the homeland of pots than here.
    1. +11
      6 November 2018 10: 21
      Quote: Fungus
      The author is really a saucepan. I think he would be better off in the homeland of pots than here.

      Yes, you were born in a saucepan, with a saucepan on your head ... will one of the moderators remove the troll? or is it needed for "entourage"?
      1. -7
        6 November 2018 10: 22
        I need to cry in all topics like you? No thanks.
      2. +15
        6 November 2018 11: 20
        The fungus is only easy to pick up. And it’s difficult to treat. Especially if it hit the brain.
        1. +5
          6 November 2018 13: 12
          Quote: Curious
          Especially if it hit the brain.

          "The brain is such a thing that, in principle, should be, but ... here is a typical case that the brain ... is not observed" Academician Ivan Petrovich Pavlov laughing
    2. 0
      6 November 2018 16: 29
      You so confidently argue who will be better where, do not share where you yourself would be better? Maybe somewhere in Brazil? There, the other day, your like-minded fascist came to power ... Do you want to get to an ideologically close leader closer?
  4. +17
    6 November 2018 10: 13
    The standard of living is falling, prices are rising, the pension was stolen.
    And management officials cheerfully report on unprecedented successes. Obviously, everything is going well with them: the budget is being stolen, kickbacks are being paid, and a luxury tax is not planned.
    1. +15
      6 November 2018 10: 28
      So the "servants of the people" really live in a "other world" - past "this world" they move in expensive foreign cars, in soundproofed cabins with tinted windows and flashing lights on the roofs (and some, in general, by helicopters, through the air) - drive faster this "mess" and hide behind the high walls of guarded, elite villages with the usual way of life and "cares" of celestials. In this kingdom of "celestials" completely different prices for everything and criteria for evaluating events - what is there a billion dollars? think-pocket money-for "back and forth". Just recently, "the public's favorite" Lavrov announced that 140 billion dollars "forgiven" to the fraternal countries is such a trifle for the country. https://ruposters.ru/news/30-07-2018/lavrov-obyasnil-spisannie-dolgi
      And how many, tens of billions of dollars were "profiled" in the collapsed American banks in 2008? -Type absolutely nothing, sheer nonsense .... And the billions of Rosneft paid to the non-existent Kurdish government .... Russia is a rich country ...
      1. 0
        12 November 2018 14: 27
        Quote: Kuzya the Cat
        Just now, "the public's favorite" Lavrov announced that 140 billion dollars "forgiven" to the fraternal countries is such a trifle for the country.
        -Gather how much the USSR has forgiven and you will be happy ......
    2. +4
      6 November 2018 11: 44
      Which of the officials will say that everything is bad with him, they will immediately be removed, so everything is fine .....
    3. +3
      6 November 2018 14: 29
      They say the people are servants
      They can only brazenly lie.
      But they hint to us
      It is only necessary to understand them.

      They say that the unemployed
      It will be less every day -
      It means vacation soon
      Unpaid let's go.

      From ... the bank if they say:
      Gold reserves are growing -
      That is understandable ruble tomorrow
      Will certainly fall!

      Well, if the Chief came out
      Calm the people
      It means a hundred pounds
      ... oops full will come!

      Speeches have already heard fashionable,
      Like, changes are coming ...
      Only as before, folk servants
      Better hosts live.
    4. +3
      6 November 2018 18: 27
      Quote: Bearded
      The standard of living is falling, prices are rising, the pension was stolen.
      And management officials cheerfully report on unprecedented successes. Obviously, everything is going well with them: the budget is being stolen, kickbacks are being paid, and a luxury tax is not planned.

      And what a retirement maneuver! Reduction of one-time pensioners! For those who would now go on a pension in 5 years, each of them was squeezed out with an average penny of 14 thousand in Russia for what amount? These are geniuses, just wizards! angry I'm on penalties, but how could women raise their penal age? angry To bear and give birth to a child is one of the women was worth life, and many health. And it does not always depend on doctors, and not even on the initial state of health and lifestyle, nutrition, etc. Not everything can be medicine against biology-physiology. The birth of a child in our difficult time is almost a feat. How could women raise their retirement age? angry fool
      It was just disgusting and disgusting to listen to this cynical propaganda lie from TV screens.
      GDP just disappointed me. sad
  5. +1
    6 November 2018 10: 14
    Nothing new.
    Politicians and others hang on the ears of noodles next to the authorities who .... always will be.
    Why did we choose these? Although for garlic, others were chosen the same, the difference in the label, nothing more. This is both eternal - the Mafia is immortal - and so it is time for us to say, the system is immortal! until her sailor bayonet is driven into the side!
    I’m not going to buy a pan, I’ll get along with a cap with ears, enough of the shaub most clingy did not cling, and the rest we’ll think over, filter!
    1. +3
      6 November 2018 11: 07
      too shy to ask. and how does the sailor bayonet differ from the land? hello hi
      1. +9
        6 November 2018 11: 19
        Trihedral then? Nothing fundamental. Such an association, long-standing - Aurora, Red Navy, sailor Zheleznyakov and epoch-making - The guard is tired !!! Which are temporary, on the way out and without going back !!! -
        Well I wrote that I’m still the one Soviet !!! and I’m not giving up on mine! soldier
        for me, for example, November 4th. at just elongated amanines are obtained! And so I will celebrate on November 7! as it should, as to me conscience and soul!
        1. +4
          6 November 2018 11: 23
          November 4 is Kazan for me, and my daughter has a birthday. By the way, but I had a bayonet lying somewhere - so is it tetrahedral - land ???
          1. +2
            6 November 2018 14: 24
            With bayonets, the story is long, oooh, shorter than long. I have preserved my grandfather, trihedral .... rather parts from it. And so yes, the three-line has been modernized more than once and the bayonet has been changed for her. Four-sided, it seems in the French manner.
            In principle, it doesn’t matter with which bayonet the Revolutionary Sailor went !!! He did the thing and only to us, his descendants can appreciate what, why and why everything happened!
            1. +1
              6 November 2018 14: 28
              and somehow my revolutionary sailor is associated with a Mauser
              1. +1
                6 November 2018 14: 37
                Leather jacket aglitskaya (specially for armored vehicles sewn), caps, Mauser on the side .... does not remind anyone ??? We remember "Optimistic Tragedy", "Deputy of the Baltic" and woo-a-la, is it ....?
                1. -1
                  6 November 2018 14: 42
                  anarchy is the mother of order ... more tarpaulin!
                  1. -1
                    7 November 2018 00: 22
                    Anarchy is yes! Exs, expropriation, expropriation of expropriators is our everything!
                    Actually, I immediately recall Leo Trotsky or Schwonder!
    2. +2
      6 November 2018 13: 50
      Quote: rocket757
      and the rest we think ourselves, filter!

      Here, as with a gas mask, the filtering one will help if there is a small admixture of some poisonous shit in the air, but if there is no air, one shit is only insulating.
      1. +1
        6 November 2018 14: 29
        We know safety precautions, so we know when IP and IDA are used.
        Fortunately, our environment, the information environment does not reach such a state. We will manage with a hat with ears.
  6. +6
    6 November 2018 10: 18
    e-uh-xxxxx !!!! Dear Author !!!! from our conditions, not some unfortunate saucepan is necessary, but a full-fledged cast-iron cauldron !!!
  7. +6
    6 November 2018 10: 19
    Quote: Pillau
    The surrounding reality is really unprecedented. There is some kind of surrealism. And the farther into the forest, the worse, and no clearance is planned ... And so, yes, everything is fine, a beautiful marquise.

    Here the philosophy is simple - the goyim should not live well. They follow her.
  8. +1
    6 November 2018 10: 24
    Comrade, you’re wrong, you just have to put the saucepan on idiots, even as a minister, but in my opinion, the Kovtun sleeps in it, only before taking it off.
    1. +1
      6 November 2018 13: 53
      Quote: Ros 56
      you just have to put the saucepan on idiots, even in the rank of minister

      In the cauldron of all of them and for free stew for distribution to "socially unprotected layers".
  9. +6
    6 November 2018 10: 27
    I would like to ask the "Most Serene" with the words of the "Most Serene" himself:
    "Do you even understand what you have done?"
  10. 0
    6 November 2018 10: 31
    Quote: prior
    I would like to ask the "Most Serene" with the words of the "Most Serene" himself:
    "Do you even understand what you have done?"

    Well, let's put it this way, it’s like a battle at Gaugamela - the Greeks overturned the right flank of the Persians, and the Persians defeated the left flank of the Greeks, the system is still in balance, but the pendulum can swing in any direction.))
  11. +8
    6 November 2018 10: 32
    everything is simple ... turn off the TV ... wink
    1. +1
      6 November 2018 11: 08
      .... and read the classics .... love
  12. BAI
    +2
    6 November 2018 10: 34
    both the government and the central bank agree on an unprecedented low unemployment rate. According to our officials, it is so low that it is within the framework of natural indicators and amounts to only 0,9%

    And a young girl, a graduate of Phystech (and graduated well) did not find work in Moscow and hanged herself. We have a "natural indicator" of population decline.
    1. -1
      6 November 2018 10: 52
      We have a "natural indicator" of population decline.

      It is possible, on this sad occasion, to paraphrase the words spoken at one time by one red-haired gentleman - ".... just did not fit into the new market relations."
    2. +1
      6 November 2018 11: 10
      but not in Moscow - is there no life?
      1. BAI
        +4
        6 November 2018 11: 42
        I mean, even in Moscow. A graduate of the physical college has a devil on the horns all the more so as she will not find work in her specialty.
        1. 0
          6 November 2018 12: 00
          But they didn’t tell her about the scientific towns in Moscow?
          1. BAI
            +2
            6 November 2018 13: 10
            And Dubna is nearby, and the Moscow Institute of Physics and Technology, and parents graduated from MEPhI and MIPT - in the subject, where, what is. And what's the point?
            In MEPhI, even in Soviet times, they joked about one department - the most unnecessary department in the USSR. Graduated specialists - experimenters on high-energy particles. Work - only on the accelerator in Dubna. All. And there all the places have long been occupied by academics and doctors.
            1. 0
              12 November 2018 14: 31
              Quote: BAI
              In MEPhI, even in Soviet times, they joked about one department - the most unnecessary department in the USSR.
              was the girl from kindergarten dreaming of the second JINR site ???
    3. +2
      6 November 2018 13: 54
      And also "an unprecedentedly low rate of inflation." Only "The harvest in 2018 is worse than in 2017, the stocks of last year's raw materials are running out, and the price of premium wheat flour, for example, in the wholesale market has grown from 13 rubles to 800 rubles per ton over the year." And from what in reality we make bread for the citizens of the country ...?
  13. Ber
    0
    6 November 2018 11: 39
    Unprecedented exposure. Urgently buy a pot!


    No problems. I give .. laughing is free ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
  14. +1
    6 November 2018 11: 39
    The author began vigorously, showed pan potential, and finished pale. Pots should not be on the head, this ho.h.l.ov. not exceed, but like a drum, for a street march. As for zombies, it’s better not to watch TV. And think with your own head.
  15. +4
    6 November 2018 11: 46
    Some kind of epidemic. From above they yell "unprecedented"! On the heart about "macaroshki", yes "enterprising parents" are broadcasting. Shapito circus. What is typical for us, and they tell about us. Well, we are all like we all have a rest in the Canaries, we don’t go to shops, we don’t refuel at gas stations, we don’t pay for communal services. Is this a conspiracy? Or just a fit of idiocy?
    1. +1
      6 November 2018 22: 05
      I was in the Canaries a month ago, well there and cheaper than in the Crimea.
      1. 0
        7 November 2018 04: 46
        I will not react to phrases like: "It's better there." They just took it, but it turns out to be bad (Crimea in the sense). He is good. And we will believe in good things in the future. So, of course, I want to speak evil myself. about, and what is there cheaper. But as I recall the five main components of a true resort, I don't really envy right away ...
        1. 0
          7 November 2018 21: 50
          But I didn’t say better, it’s clear to the hedgehog that in a place where Spain has been actively investing for a couple of decades and where richer (impudent, Germans, Spaniards) people go, the level of service is many times better than in Crimea, which only a couple master . We’ll see in 10 years.
  16. -1
    6 November 2018 11: 49
    Eka of the author tore up in the morning. All in one heap. It can be seen that 3 days of "national unity" failed.
  17. +1
    6 November 2018 11: 54
    For reference.
    The unemployed status can be obtained by a person who has been reduced, or upon liquidation of the enterprise. All other categories can be registered with the Employment Service, but are not considered unemployed. After a year, even if the job is not found, the unemployed status is removed.
    When reducing or liquidating an enterprise, the employer must pay the employee two months after dismissal. I think there is no need to prove that the employer will find ways to fire a person for other reasons, if he needs it.
  18. +2
    6 November 2018 14: 52
    The goals of our venal and greedy pseudo-elite are clear, the tasks of our colonial administration have been set by overseas "partners", they have been formulated by the late grandfather Brzezinski, and they are being successfully implemented, systematically and steadily by the final solution of the Slavic question, by the hands of the Slavs themselves and at their own expense, i.e. .h. there is nothing new for a long time. To turn peoples into bestial ones with low and physiological demands, and then silently and quietly to the slaughterhouse, everything has already been done, the education and training system, the Academy of Sciences, have been created, the inherited estates have been created, the collective community "Soviet people" has been destroyed, it remains to wait until they die, they were brought up and studied in the USSR and the whole issue is resolved. And the shift, the mary baghdasaryans and other heirs, such as officials, the reserves of managers, are already ready for the competition of careerists and sycophancy, they are already shuffling impatiently in the "hallway" or gaining "experience", receiving the latest instructions from overseas teachers in Yale, Harvard schoolchildren.
  19. -1
    6 November 2018 14: 56
    And what does the author recommend trying on pots? And not crests?
    Russia is getting up off its knees! Unprecedented!
    And pensions, work, salaries, navy and SU 57, Deribaski and sweet sticks from Solbury are such trifles ....
  20. 0
    7 November 2018 06: 46
    A purely populist article based on the author's IMHO. Stamped text and imagery without evidence-based analysis. In general, "the topic of siseg is not disclosed", a bold minus for creativity and presentation.
  21. 0
    12 November 2018 07: 54
    While at one of the bazaars of Kazakhstan, I heard an interesting advertisement for my product. "
    water! Buy. "There is nothing further to say.

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