Results of the week. Mustache hope and incredibly wealthy Russians

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Wage growth - in the Guinness book!

The Minister of Labor and Social Protection, Maxim Topilin, told the citizens of the country that the May super-order of the President was being carried out by shock communist, socialist, capitalist pace. According to the head of the most important labor ministry, the Russians literally do not cope with those rates. wage growthproposed by the government. People with 6 in the morning take a queue to the shops to try to spend at least a fraction of the gigantic real increase that the minister is talking about. For the money hens do not peck. The growth of salaries of Russians already make the Guinness Book of Records.





Jewelry stores, leather and fur shops, car dealerships are all crammed with people with pay, whose bank cards are crammed with incredible salary growth.

And pensioners there too. I did not have time to enact a law providing for raising the retirement age and the incredible growth of pensions themselves, as crowds of pensioners who became well-off overnight, are already attacking the offices of travel companies, trying to book a cruise in the Mediterranean and a ticket to the Miamshchy health center. More and more retirees are choosing tours to contemplate the Solsberetsky spire. To surrender from retirement in October, they rush to a fashionable boutique, where Lyonya Golubkov once bought his wife's boots, and where Anatoly Borisovich swore in the nearby “Volga” for a voucher for everyone.

We spoke with an expert from the Lower School of Economics of Russia. Athanasius Bezrublischev.

Afanasy, tell me, please, what will the incredible wage growth that Maxim Topilin told us all about?

A. Bezrublischev:
We have already created a group of experts in the NSE that assesses the situation. The sharp rise in wages in Russia, I consider, firstly, the unconditional proof that the cabinet consists of the highest level professionals, and that the practice of the irregularity of horses at the crossing proved to be extremely effective. A sharp salary increase imperceptible for workers is a skill that cannot be concealed. And they do not hide. This is a true economic miracle of Russia.


The head of the fund "No money, but you hold on" Marcus Lugner:
Yesterday I walked around Tverskaya and understood that the Russians began to live very well. Many are invested in contemporary art. Many on the roofs of black expensive cars have blue art house gizmos. The car is moving, things are blinking. It is wonderful, relevant, modern. I can not understand one thing: why in Russia is such a low tax for the working population. Our foundation believes that this is exactly the direction where Russia, against the background of successful adoption of pension reform, needs to learn from Europe. 13 percent - no, no, no! 25 percent - yes, yes, yes!


Carriers go to Azov. Crying mountains of Rostov

It was the fifth year of the war with Russia. The Ukrainian army, using the tactics of the sudden introduction of the enemy into the euphoria by hitting the boilers, still restrained the aggressor on the distant approaches to progressive Europe. Peremoga was tough for the leadership of the country: billions of personal assets turned into tens of billions, and this, you know, is an unbearable burden, which is not for everyone to shoulder and pick. And the vile Kremlin regime, at the highest point of the very peremoga of the Ukrainian democratic leadership, announces the imposition of sanctions. The united progressive world rallied around Ukraine even more, around the billions of Petro Poroshenko, realizing that the Kremlin is crossing all civilized borders.



We were able to contact by phone with a member of the board of the Pro-European Ukrainian Solidarity Movement with the oligarchs “POOL Solly Taras Pereobuvants, who headed the platform “Together with Russia - forever” until 2014.

Taras, can you hear us? What will Kiev do now?

Taras (translated from the sovereign language):
Yes, I hear perfectly. This is a nightmare attack on Ukrainian democracy. And I will tell you this: All of Europe is with us. NATO is also with us. We are with us. They are with us. Because this decree on sanctions-the last days of Putin. NATO aircraft carriers are already approaching the Sea of ​​Azov in order to preserve freedom and democracy. The European Parliament has already announced about sanctions for Azov. So our Tanks will soon go to Rostov, Moscow and Yakutsk. To this end, our political platform has already launched a support program for the Ukrainian army, "Throw 20 hryvnias into the account, and sleep peacefully." Tomorrow I plan to go on the air with Kremlin propagandists who have their paychecks ... uhhhh ...


The call, unfortunately, ended. Apparently, something with a connection. Anyway, thanks, Taras! This is a really effective plan and a really solid life position.

Whiskers of hope

John Bolton, US national security adviser, visited Moscow this week. The mustache of hope loomed over Russia again. And what a hope without a feast ... Bread and salt - in general, everything is as it should be. In the reception building, the Foreign Ministry was covered, talked, the Ministry of Defense covered, talked, talked in the Kremlin, but, they say, did not cover.



Guest dear, but how to meet differently - the whole president shook his hand, oh tricks of american heraldry told. It’s a pity that old Joe didn’t look into the Duma, otherwise they would really know what these stormy and incessant applause are. But they didn’t risk it ... Suddenly there, Poklonskaya again would allow himself something inadmissible about expensive partners. And then it all comes down to these rockets. - Zyuganov with Mironov and Zhirinovsky may wake up. No, I did not go to Okhotny Ryad.

During the talks in the Kremlin, they discussed the possibility of meeting the presidents of Russia and the United States in Paris on November 11 - at events in honor of the 100 anniversary of the end of the First World War.

The wife of Macron, hearing the news from Moscow, flew to Auchan to fly off cheaper carpet cleaner. Well, in fact, not to send the husband - suddenly he will meet the sweaty black guys with a naked torso again.

Trump, meanwhile, reported that Paris is in France, and that France, like the United States, is the main winner in WWI. In addition to historical the reference was reminded that Emmanuel is not only the discs standing on the shelf near Melanie, but also the name of the French president, with whom he planted trees, and with whom he is fighting shoulder to shoulder with terrorism in Syria. Trump asked who the United States and France had won 100 years ago. After the answer, the face of the American president bloomed with a smile: Merkel will have to tell - maybe at least it will still pay 2% to the treasury of NATO.

In the meantime, we talked to a man close to the Kremlin, Michael (unfortunately, we cannot disclose the name of our source):

Michael, tell me what is there now, how is the situation? Are you really that close to the Kremlin?

You know, I just arrived by train from Vladivostok yesterday, came to Red Square. I am very close to the Kremlin now. I'm shocked. Here Lenin and Stalin ... here are Chinese tourists. There is still a big clock and red stars. Very beautiful!


Thank you, Michael, continue to follow the events. We will definitely contact you.

And at that moment, somewhere behind the battlement of the battlement, the piano “Where the Motherland Begins” was barely heard.

It's me, the postman Pechkin!

The famous Barack Hussein Obama II, the first black US president (now former) and at the same time the first black president who ruled the United States for two terms (the former one), was subjected to a powerful mail attack.

Recall earlier B.H. Obama himself admitted that he likes to enter passwords to their mail accounts of the form "123456789". However, just a minute. The current attack is not connected at all with electronic devices and the American Windows operating system, invented in the last century by Bill Gates and his companion. Please do not confuse the attack with the hacker: for poorly verified American press reports, Mr. Obama was attacked by a parcel with a bomb.



Barack H. Obama was sitting in his office, his legs were on the table, a nail file was flicked back and forth, when suddenly a strange type grew up with a chevron “GRU” on his sleeve and the inscription “Pochta Rossii” on the top of his cap. Embroidered small letters of a Russian surname were gilded over the jacket pocket: “Pechkin”.

“Hello, Barak Khusseinovich,” said the one who had appeared with a strong Moscow accent. - you a parcel. Sign here.

This astonishing postman, according to the former president, he “had seen somewhere before.” It is possible that on the Russian cable TV channel, from which, as the former president says, “I will not save in America.”

Some publications from the American hinterland claim, based on reliable rumors and precise speculation, that the American nuclear bomb B61 Mod 12 was in the package. Where it came from the Russian postman Pechkin and how he managed to carry it through the Obama office’s security guards is still unknown, but the FBI, the CIA, the NSA and thirteen more intelligence agencies are already searching for a bomb leak.

According to the experts who examined the bomb, the explosion was envisaged by the activation of B61 Mod 12 via a call from the cell phone of the wife of the ex-president. Here, apparently, the GRU made a blunder: Michelle Obama is currently shooting a new film with Schwarzenegger, and is at odds with her husband and does not talk.

Where did the postman get from the office? Mr. Obama was unable to inform the FBI agents anything intelligible about this. In a state of shock, the ex-president was taken to the hospital. After a patient took blood, urine and saliva from a patient, psychiatrist Justin Frank (the same one that wrote the scientific work “Bush on a psychiatrist's couch: inside the president’s mind” in 2004) made a preliminary diagnosis: postal paranoia on the background of permanent Russophobia with aggravating circumstances.

On the same day, but at a later hour, Hillary Clinton, a political lady whom President Obama through CBC called "one of the best secretaries of state" of the United States, received a similar message allegedly from the Post of Russia, at a later hour. and my friend.

According to some reports, Madame Clinton is lying with Barack Obama in the same hospital. Her care in the ward number 6, upholstered in felt. In an interview with the orderlies, she managed to say so far only an interjection: “Wow!” The attending physician finds it difficult to make any predictions.

The bomb, sent by Hillary, American sappers also managed to defuse. As in the case of Obama, the Russians made a mistake. The explosive device was supposed to be activated by a call from Hillary's husband's cell phone, but Bill Clinton’s mouth was busy playing the saxophone that evening.

Democratic Congressmen suspect that the bombs were sent out by the administration of the Republican President Trump. In the US Congress, the Democratic Conspiracy Committee (DCC) was set up in hot pursuit, investigating the White House and the Russian Post.

From the Kremlin cookbook. Spread our bread with your sanctions

Advanced Latvia, which, according to the political degree of Russophobia, successfully competes with the United States, has entered into a materialistic philosophical partnership with Moscow. Latvian Defense Minister Raymond Bergmanis, in an interview with unidentified bloggers, with a sigh, confirmed in pure Russian: “Being determines consciousness”.



The unfavorable climatic conditions in the homeland have benefited the Latvian government. Either the sky was slandered by the Latvian politicians, who stamped Russia with sanctions and declared it “enemy number one”, or the citizens of the country were tired of writing numbers on their palms and queuing for bread and flour, but the officials suddenly changed the old record and agreed to submit citizens to the table Russian bread.

The argument for changing the plate was a drought. Rye in a small republic has risen only on five percent of the area. Wheat is better, but it was born 33% less.

A very different climate pattern from a large neighbor. Grain from Russia in bulk, just substitute bags.

And under the slogans “Bread is the head of everything” and “Give us the brotherhood of nations!” Latvian officials set off buy grain from the Russians. The appetite comes with eating, and it turned out that gentlemen buyers from Riga purchased almost all rye from Russia intended for export (88,9 thousand tons from 110,9 thousand tons; data checked, bags are not full of holes, grain is not spilled).

According to some secret information, Raymond Bergmanis, who recently angrily denounced the insidious militaristic Russia, brought together geographically, the Far East and Latvia eventually gave Russia the number one among the enemies of the native Baltic republic, sitting in a cafe for the third day "Leningrad"listens to Cord and blows Stolichnaya. Which, by the way, is also prepared, not without grain.

- Well, for the friendship of the peoples!

Cafe visitors advise him to work out the Russian pronunciation, get rid of the accent and replenish vocabulary. It’s not good to talk like enemies to those who feed you with bread.

Now, they say, the Minister of Defense in Latvia will be called the Minister of Peace and Friendship of Peoples.

One head is bad, but two is completely

Our cultural minister classified the heads of young people. In total, they were allocated two types of youth heads.

According to the Minister of Culture of the Russian Federation, comrade Medinsky, Russian youth has a very poor understanding of the history of the motherland. He complained to the Russian youth of the cultural minister in Belgrade, where he came to boast of his essay, consisting of letters and commas, when reading the theme of myths about the USSR that developed into a headache familiar to the headache.



“I worked in a government commission on the history of the Second World War and traveled around the country a lot, talked with young people and students, and saw that in 20 over the years a generation of people grew up who completely misunderstood their own country’s history,” said Medina. “They either don’t know anything, or their heads are filled with all kinds of rubbish.”

From these statements of the Minister of Culture, we, the famous sofa experts, make an unequivocal sad conclusion. The heads of Russian youth that have formed over the past two decades either contain nothing or contain nonsense. There is no third.

Let's ask the classic question: who is to blame?

Recall exactly one-third of the indicated period during which the devastation of the heads of young people or filling them with nonsense, Comrade. Medinsky sat in the high chair of the Minister of Culture (since May 2012) and, therefore, set the youth an example of a person of high culture and a connoisseur of national history.

In March, 2016, the FSB opened a criminal case against a number of senior officials of the Russian Ministry of Culture, headed by Medinsky. What is it for them? For a bad historical restoration! Managers whose list includes deputy. Medina Comrade. Pirumov and the head of the investment department of Comrade. Mazo was suspected by the secret service in embezzling state funds intended for restoration at cultural heritage sites at the State Hermitage Museum, Novodevichy and John the Baptist monasteries in Moscow, etc. In addition, “restorers” spoiled the historical appearance of the monuments. According to the investigation, the organized criminal group was headed by the deputy Medinsky, and the amount of theft was at least 50 million rubles. In October, the defendants ’guilt was proved by 2017, the court delivered a guilty verdict. True, Medina himself is pure: he knew nothing and had no idea about anything.

In June, a memorial plaque to Karl Mannerheim was opened on the building of the Military Engineering and Technical University with the participation of the Minister of Medina in St. Petersburg. This historical person at some point was an ally of Hitler's Germany.

As for the other ideas of Medina about the history of his own country, for the correctness of which he advocates, his writings from the series “Myths” criticized for unscientific nature, mistakes and for "nonsense." “Gradually, it seems that the book (“ War ”from the series“ Myths of the USSR. 1939 — 1945. ”- Author.) Medinsky relies, conditionally, on three“ A ”: agitprop, nonsense and illogicality,” wrote the historian Alexey Isaev.

However, the facts have never been the strength of the doctor of historical sciences Medina, which he and does not hide:

“The facts alone do not mean much. I will say even more rudely: in the matter of historical mythology, they do not mean anything at all. It does not begin with facts, but with interpretations. If you love your homeland, your people, the story you will write will always be positive. ”


Ay-yay-yay, why is it so rude? Young people, she loves affection. And she learned the facts long ago to extract without the help of interpreters.

Finally, Comrade Medinsky belongs to the famous United Russia party, which teaches the younger generation of life, patriotism and unity already with 2001 of the year. He teaches on a solid political top five: by the will of a grateful people, rival parties are almost squeezed out of parliament.

By the way, while the aforementioned minister classifies the heads of young people and teaches this history of the Fatherland, teachers of lower rank instill in the same young people valuable patriotic skills that are very similar to those that Medina’s subordinates not so long ago exposed by the vigilant FSB.

В uncomfortable position hit the state budgetary institution "Center for patriotic education and school sports", prescribed in the Russian capital. As it turned out, the investigators detained the director of the Center, Andrei Shashkova and his subordinate. Institutions were searched.

In theory, the Center is responsible for the military-patriotic education in Moscow. In practice, patriotism seems to extend to a lesser extent at home, and more at budgetary millions.

GSU RF IC in Moscow intends to apply for the arrest of Andrei Shashkov and his deputy Rafik Khayrulin. Both are accused under article 160 of the Criminal Code "Assignment or embezzlement." Investigators believe that for several years Shashkov and Khairulin have held sporting events not on Moscow schools, but on paper.

According to such facts, and without any positive interpretations, young people are studying the newest history of Russia. Observes "education", "patriotism" and "historical restoration" in action.

Are there really third heads that didn’t fit in Medina’s classification?
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  1. +14
    28 October 2018 06: 16
    It seems the weekly review is in the wrong section. Or the authors received a scientific message from Comrade Medina?
    1. +7
      28 October 2018 08: 22
      I liked the new "Results" form without the comments of the participants. They have become more integral, at least for a wide range of events. And this is a completely different aerobatics.
      Authors Respect!
      1. +14
        28 October 2018 09: 03
        I explain to the minus writers that I am not the author of "Results". If you want to express your opinion, learn how to write letters, and not stupidly poke at a minus. laughing
      2. +14
        28 October 2018 11: 21
        Quote: siberalt
        I liked the new "Results" form without the comments of the participants. They have become more integral, at least for a wide range of events. And this is a completely different aerobatics.
        Authors Respect!

        I support you, Oleg! Recently "Itogi" (so it seemed to me) began to lose its popularity. This can be seen in the comments of site visitors - there are very few of them. I remember the time when "Results" were full of comments and personally I, first of all, when I went to the site on Sunday, studied the results, although I confess I did not always leave my opinions. The authors apparently themselves realized that their brainchild was "blurred" and something new had to be added to the "Results". Today they have shown that they are not standing still, but are looking for something new that will attract new readers and return those old ones who rarely visit not only "Results", but also the site. And the fact that our comments, which seemed interesting to the authors, were removed, it does not matter! Do we go to "Results" just to see our comments and be proud of it? Then we need to go to the mirror!
        Authors respect and respect! Alexey and Oleg, continue to do the same!
    2. +5
      28 October 2018 11: 18
      Pooled. Haha Minister of Labor TOPILin. Haha Under the commies, no one would appoint him to such a position because of his surname. And now? Krivoruchko is engaged in weapons. Macaroni. Pension. VAT. Petrol. Mamaevo Kokorishte. Etc. etc. Apotheosis - the dumb youth of Medina. A bunch of amateurs. Stalin would have quickly identified them for washing.
      1. 0
        29 October 2018 15: 07
        Quote: Bearded
        Stalin would have quickly identified them for washing.

        He didn’t trifle like that! And it seems he was right. In China, the tradition of watering officials is preserved - the second (or even the first) economy in the world.
  2. +24
    28 October 2018 06: 22
    Something, it seems, the site "in the wrong steppe" climbed, at first "the flags were removed", now, instead of the "best" comments of the readers of "topics of the week" - "it is not clear what" - is it someone's personal "wit" decided to check in, then some, a new "fad" the leadership and the moderators of the VO visited .... But, something I do not like that. what, the VO forum turns into .... Maybe this is for me alone, while others are happy with everything?
    1. +19
      28 October 2018 07: 13
      Exactly, I like to read those comments that the admins noted, and now ... It was just an opportunity to compare the opinions of visitors (the number of pluses in the comments) with the opinions of admins. Now some connection is lost.

      And last week, if I'm not mistaken, there weren't any of them - "Week Results".

      Not good in my opinion.
      1. +7
        28 October 2018 07: 34

        Logall (Alexander) Today, 07:13 .... And last week, if I'm not mistaken, there weren't any of them - "Results of the week".

        hi !
        ... something like this - really wasn’t ... request
      2. +9
        28 October 2018 07: 35
        Quote: Logall
        Exactly, ....... And last week, if I'm not mistaken, there weren't any of them - "Results of the week" .......

        Exactly --- was not! Searched, searched, not found. That whole day did not work out. Already used ---- Sunday morning to start with the Review.
        1. +4
          28 October 2018 07: 57
          Don’t grumble, Uncle-no one has yet taken away from us the opportunity to communicate !!! And read .. And think. hi
          1. +3
            28 October 2018 09: 07
            I support. It seems that if the authors of "Itogi" do not pat someone on the head at the end of the week, then a crisis begins in it! Forum "VO" is not for infants. Something like this. hi
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  3. +17
    28 October 2018 06: 30
    Mr. Medinsky, who is to blame for the fact that the heads of young people are crammed with all sorts of rubbish? Isn’t your agency involved in this? Does the memory of Mannerheim have eclipsed your brain? But you don’t want to talk about Topilin.
    1. +5
      28 October 2018 07: 38

      210ox (Dmitry) Today, 06: 30
      +2
      Mr. Medinaand who is to blame for the fact that the heads of young people are crammed with all sorts of nonsense? Isn’t your agency involved in this? Has the memory of Mannerheim been overshadowed by the brain? Topilina I don’t want to talk at all. He is an alien, and he has a place on REN TV, and not in the government.

      hi ! ... you can’t reach this caste at all, they are almost celestials)) ... angry
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  4. +14
    28 October 2018 06: 44
    Higher School of Economics of Russia Afanasy Bezrublischev.
    .
    Ukrainian movement of solidarity with oligarchs "PUD SOL" Taras Pereobuvants,
    .
    “No money, but you hold on” Marcus Lugner:
    .

    recourse
    And earlier, at the end of the week, the most interesting readers' comments were collected, links were given to the most interesting articles of the week and their brief analysis. And it is really interesting.
    1. +13
      28 October 2018 08: 09
      Quote: Olgovich
      And earlier, at the end of the week, the most interesting readers' comments were collected, links were given to the most interesting articles of the week and their brief analysis. And it is really interesting.

      love
      was, was, was ....
      but gone ....
      1. 0
        28 October 2018 11: 32
        Masya, prjuvet! Seem to be. We made a coup on the site!
        1. dSK
          +4
          28 October 2018 12: 26
          Quote: sabakina
          prvevet! Seem to be
          Following the flags, the epaulettes will also be canceled ...
          1. 0
            28 October 2018 16: 09
            Quote from dsk
            Quote: sabakina
            prvevet! Seem to be
            Following the flags, the epaulettes will also be canceled ...

            Not all generals and marshals will survive this ...
          2. 0
            29 October 2018 13: 38
            Quote from dsk
            Following the flags, the epaulettes will also be canceled ...

            It's time.
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  6. +3
    28 October 2018 07: 01
    Is the development process on the site going? Is coming. I, too, my spouse cannot do without rearrangements at home, so she is more fun, and okay. Everything is fine, I support. It’s true about literacy, the tendency however ... Here in Bashkiria, the Minister of Education of the Republic was fired for illiteracy, well, finally, let her dance in a song and dance ensemble, especially since she danced there before, and even her pleasant people appearance will please ...
  7. +4
    28 October 2018 07: 12
    Midinsky is sadly wrong ... moreover, salaries in Russia grew not by 11%, but by 17% ... From January 1, the minimum wage was 9489 rubles ... and from May 1 it became 11163 rubles ... A simple calculation gives that the minimum wage receive more than twenty-five million working residents of our country, then yes, a significant increase ...
    1. +12
      28 October 2018 08: 22
      Quote: Vard
      Midinsky is sadly wrong ...

      As for the rights - here's what a mess with the minimum wage. In 2001, it amounted to 200 rubles, and now 11 163 rubles. With simple arithmetic, we can find out that over the past 17 years the minimum wage has increased 55, 81 times or increased by 5581%. And inflation, according to Rosstat for this period amounted to 633%. If you look at the numbers, then we also began to overpay. One ma-ah-ah-ah-a-lazy problem ... Misunderstanding. No one from the Government of the Russian Federation, nor from the State Duma of the Russian Federation, nor from the administration of the President of the Russian Federation, nor from the Federal State Statistics Service provided either a theoretical (digital) layout of the rational use of these 11 rubles, nor a practical example from life. It should be noted that everything is correct. Like in a joke:
      I decided to borrow a Russian ruble from a Jew. He came to him and said:
      -Learn the ruble. I'll be back in a month.
      -Good, but inflation, you know? You will return 2 rubles. I agree?
      -Okay.
      -And where is the guarantee that you will return? Give me something as a guarantee.
      -Take an ax.
      -Come on.
      The Jew gave the Russian 1 ruble, and the Russian Jew left an ax as a guarantee.
      A Jew speaks Russian:
      -Listen, while you have money, give me a ruble, and then you will return the rest.
      -Take it.
      There is a Russian and thinks: there is no money, he gave the ax and still has a ruble. And everything seems to be right.
      1. dSK
        +2
        28 October 2018 10: 43
        Quote: ROSS 42
        By simple arithmetic, we can find out that
        in 2014, the $$ rate doubled, but the salary remained the same and now it is gradually catching up ...
      2. 0
        29 October 2018 15: 11
        Replace a Jew with the name of any bank (although banks are their invention) and there will be no longer a joke, but a sad reality
  8. +1
    28 October 2018 07: 12
    Urrrya Putin, for our unprecedentedly high salaries.
  9. +2
    28 October 2018 07: 32
    Minister of Labor and Social Protection Maxim Topilin told the country's citizens that the May super-order of the president is being carried out at a shocking communist, socialist, capitalist pace.

    ... everyone lies, including those who should not do this ... angry
  10. +3
    28 October 2018 07: 43
    What can I say, in the country of surrealism in which "Alice Through the Looking Glass" along the way is the handbook of our "intelligentsia" in power, only state money is real, which is being mastered with invariable success by modern adherents of surrealism. People don't like the "art" of sura?
    Anyone can offend an "artist", but offending our "intelligentsia" is dearer to himself - they will mix it with manure! Perhaps they have been sitting "untouched" in government offices for decades because until now no one can understand the meaning of their "works", but at the same time everyone is tirelessly waiting for the results of "creative activity" from them? lol
  11. +21
    28 October 2018 07: 49
    If Russia is destined to die someday, it will die from lawlessness. What are the realities? Robberies in broad daylight, social unrest, undisclosed contract killings, politicians stealing and lobbying for corruption and embezzlement, arising out of nowhere and declaring themselves bankrupt for the sake of profit, construction companies, banks, airlines, private pension funds. Kids taking selfies with beating classmates and peers and killing kittens, buying real pump guns and shooting innocent people in insane cruelty. The fires of the mall, nursing homes, markets, warehouses ... The National Guard, whose name is the gendarmerie, led by a locksmith mired in duels and gray schemes for the purchase of food. Moscow majors, driving their cars as if they were not peaceful inhabitants, but testers of the apparatus of Ilona Mask. Parliament, the author of all these laws, which he “adopted” for a quarter century, according to which he himself does not live, and neither they nor their work are “free” for us.

    The poverty of the “masters of the country” and the brilliance of the luxury of their “servants” are cutting eyes. Poverty impoverished people, surviving in their own, who were suddenly abandoned by the state and redeemed for pennies guys with a pimple conscience, the provinces were only poaching and "gray business" against the background of officials who became impudent to disgrace, not just tarnished - they filled the honor of the uniform with sewage and waste, appearing in power not like a Phoenix from the ashes, but like a boil in the ass - unexpectedly and painfully. Wooden barracks built in the middle of the last century with courtyard amenities awaiting their fate under the "Old Housing" program, the shameful communal "hostel" and a string of stone palaces in latifundia, bought for a nominal fee, with pools, courts and servants. A beggar with an outstretched hand and a offspring throwing thousandth bills out of a car window. The "detention" of the blockade, who forgot to pay a penny purchase in the supermarket and the millions and billions found in the apartments of the "national servants". An epic with the resuscitation of the country's only aircraft-carrying cruiser Admiral Kuznetsov and the latest Forbes billionaire yachts, which have made fortunes in a Russian stolen ...

    And the crown of everything - the “cunning planner” sitting on the top of the pyramid, firmly convinced that in this way they (our enemies, those who prevent us from living) will simply die, they will drown, they will be soaked in the outhouse, they will choke, they will be tormented swallow dust, they will heat wood, they let their wife learn to cook, and we will go to heaven. No matter how one recalls Sergey Alexandrovich and does not exclaim in a high spiritual impulse (not to be confused with a technological breakthrough):

    If the authorities say this,
    That we will live in paradise.
    I answered: “Do not have paradise.
    Give my homeland ”

    Most likely this will continue, until instead of decisive and radical transformations we will be content with different kinds of verbiage, hypocrisy and expressions of concern on the one hand and complete indifference and indifference on the other. The ambitiousness of cunning plans, the breadth and depth of technological breakthroughs, so far, do not correspond to the scantiness of successes achieved over such a long time. Halva turned out not to be “sweet in the mouth”, but an ordinary plastic card with a monthly balance of 11 rubles.

    The most entertaining in this whole carousel of life is the nationwide idea of ​​uniting the peoples of Russia. Only on what principles will this happen? It seems that nothing new will be drawn to us. As at all times, the union will serve as a threat to the country's security, the upcoming world war and ... But who knows? Only one thing I would like to recall is that during the general unification it is forbidden to "rattle", to continue to stuff the belly, looking at the world from above. That's why it is a union. Unless, of course, it is supposed ...
    1. +3
      28 October 2018 08: 20
      Quote: ROSS 42
      The most entertaining in this whole carousel of life is the nationwide idea of ​​uniting the peoples of Russia.

      I want to disappoint you, but ASSOCIATION is the essence of Russia! It has always been and will be in our souls and genes .. For this, certain world forces are afraid and hate us .. Russia in the world, as a counterweight to world evil .. Although we Russians are already so tired of saving the world, if only God rests us gave!
      1. +12
        28 October 2018 08: 49
        Quote: Special Department
        I want to disappoint you, but ASSOCIATION is the essence of Russia!

        You disappointed me by putting wordings that are hard to believe. The essence of Russia is the preservation of the union, and not it itself, especially since the separation has already occurred. And the essence of unification is such a connecting force, which, like mercury, allows you to assemble into one, regardless of the influence of external factors. Only one thing disappoints me - I do not see either these forces or feel these motives. Apparently I became an old deaf blind man. You know better ...
      2. +8
        28 October 2018 08: 59
        Quote: Special Department
        ASSOCIATION is the essence of Russia!

        How does this "unification" fit in with the capitalist system, which preaches individualism in all spheres of social life?
        1. +6
          28 October 2018 10: 27
          Quote: Sovetskiy
          Quote: Special Department
          ASSOCIATION is the essence of Russia!

          How does this "unification" fit in with the capitalist system, which preaches individualism in all spheres of social life?

          They imposed capitalism on us in the 90s .. But our souls are in deep defense .. And to hell, we are not a Russian brother! The West was sure that with the collapse of the USSR they became hegemons in the world? I even remember at that time the head of the CIA on Red Square with a bottle of champagne walked insolently grinning (after the speech of the EBN in the US Congress ..)
          Mysterious Russian soul, it is not for sale and stands in deadlock ..
          These are the problems in the London Commodity Exchange !!!! wink

          That's how we live in Russia, the bulk of the population (except Moscow))))
          1. -4
            28 October 2018 16: 14
            Quote: Special Department
            That's how we live in Russia, the bulk of the population (except Moscow ))))

            You are funny however. Every tenth Russian lives in Moscow, and comes to work from the nearest regions, every day another 1-3 million people. Create conditions and people will go to your Kryzhopinsk ...
            1. Cat
              +1
              28 October 2018 20: 34
              Create conditions and people will go to your Kryzhopinsk ...

              Hm ...? Dear Lara Croft, the first question is what you personally did for Moscow! What conditions, investments, programs, projects have created?
              The second question! If at one moment the Russians take a decision and decide to transfer the capital, for example, to Kryzhopinsk! With all government agencies, apparatuses and ministries! Will it be in Moscow - Kryzhopinsk 2!
              I remember howling dreary Muscovites when Gazprom moved to Peter! In the meantime, the capital, with its departmental and power resources, is robbing the outskirts! Example! Why was it necessary to select an exhibition of military equipment from Nizhny Tagil? How is it that one of your clowns said nothing personal, just grandmas! That's it?
              1. -1
                28 October 2018 20: 40
                Quote: Kotischa
                Create conditions and people will go to your Kryzhopinsk ...

                If at one moment the Russians take a decision and decide to transfer the capital, for example, to Kryzhopinsk! With all government agencies, apparatuses and ministries! Will it be in Moscow - Kryzhopinsk 2!

                Well, when Pete in the time of RI, she did not turn into
                Kryzhopinsk 2

                So it won’t be, it was neither the Tsar nor the Communists depressed region, in the absence of oil and gas in its territory ...
                Transfer to yourself in Uryupinsk
                all government agencies, apparatuses and ministries
                can heal humanly, is the whole point in them the truth? You can then finally be paid compensation for the status of the capital ....
        2. Cat
          +4
          28 October 2018 10: 57
          How does this "unification" fit in with the capitalist system, which preaches individualism in all spheres of social life?

          Dear Soviet!
          I'll ask a bad question. But was it, chud, Slovens Ilmen and Izhora calling Rurik with his household and the faithful squad of the people of Ros were the same kind of tribe and enlightened socialism stood in the yard? Or ruler Oleg, having arrived in the capital city of Kiev with his pupil Igor, and “finished” the local princes Askold and Dir (or maybe Askold alone, Dir is a beast) and proclaiming the mother of Russian cities, thought about the welfare of the proletarians? By the way, it is this event that gives the count of the origin of the Old Russian state. Or Cossack Eramak, Khabarov, Otlasov and others, introducing lands to our Fatherland, thought about the communist future? You can go on for a long time and in vain, but 180 nationalities and peoples inhabiting Russia are united not by Marx, Engils and Lenin, but by the ability to live side by side and understand each other !!!
          Sincerely, Kitty!
          1. +1
            28 October 2018 12: 30
            Quote: Kotischa
            But is it true that the Slovenian Ilmen and Izhora, calling on Rurik with the household and the faithful retinue of the people of Ros, were one tribe of the kind and enlightened socialism stood in the yard?

            Hello Kitty!
            The craving for equality and justice in the peoples of Russia has been at all times. The Free Don was not an "outlet" for the existing at that time the order in Russia? Eramak and Khabarov did not join new territories to Russia on the same principles of equality and justice and protection? Another thing is that these concepts were built in accordance with the time of the events of the formation of Russia taking place at that time. By the way. I am especially touched when they begin to judge about the "bloody" actions of Ivan the Terrible from the "bell tower" of the current tolerance and liberalism, while not mentioning that Peter the Great cut off his heads personally. Does the current political expediency dictate? lol
            So why are you so sickened by socialism, which was built on the same principles of equality and justice in fact for all social groups, and not just the select estates? Recall at least the notorious social lifts under the USSR, and not declaratively as now, cultivating in fact individualism and a return to class society, in an effort to unite with the "braces" of the 17-19 centuries. Should modern Russian society unite on these "new" principles? On a bundle?
            With respect! hi
      3. -1
        28 October 2018 12: 25
        ... will give - in another life ..- do not hesitate ..
    2. +3
      28 October 2018 11: 24
      - And how is it in Russia?
      - They steal ...
      1. -3
        28 October 2018 12: 46
        Quote: Bearded
        - And how is it in Russia?
        - They steal ...

        They steal the bastards ...)))

        But not so brazenly ... negative
  12. +7
    28 October 2018 07: 55
    for humor 5 with a plus, it is difficult in modern realities to preserve and increase this feeling-sense of humor. good hi drinks good
    1. +11
      28 October 2018 08: 16
      love
      Everywhere there is a laughing bird ...
      And a piece of humor ... wink
  13. BAI
    +3
    28 October 2018 08: 18
    The format has changed dramatically. Maybe this caused a lack of review last week? The authors, as it were, trained in mastering a new style.
  14. +8
    28 October 2018 08: 30
    I agree with the opinion that the site is changing. And it’s not obvious which way. 5 kopecks about sn, my sister works in a rehabilitation center (RT), the salary was raised, yes. But all the buns on top of the salary were removed or reduced. In fact, began to receive less by 200r. Summary-disingenuous coworkers topilin.
    1. +10
      28 October 2018 08: 53
      Quote: Rust
      In fact, began to receive less by 200r.

      You add up the profit of the Russian oligarchs, whom the American and Chinese billionaires began to envy, and the minuses of sisters and brothers - you will get the proper + 11% ... Yes
      1. dSK
        +4
        28 October 2018 11: 01
        Quote: ROSS 42
        profit of Russian oligarchs

        in 2014, the $$ rate doubled, but the salary remained the same = labor is cheaper than in China.
  15. -2
    28 October 2018 10: 30
    Very interesting, humorous, release of "Week's Results". Traditionally, cartoons "from Vitaly" are pleasing with their quality. Thanks to the authors!
  16. +1
    28 October 2018 10: 41
    Weekly review ... Well, well, for Mr. Bezrublischev, and most importantly for Mr. Lugner (German: Liar), I put a bold plus, this is a true statement of fact. Murderous satire on the actual state of things. Thanks for that!
    It is a pity that there are no quotes from subscribers of "VO". This was evidence of the connection of the authors of the results with us.
    The review form, no doubt, depends only on the authors.
  17. -1
    28 October 2018 11: 43
    In addition to raising salaries, people have a problem (this is not alcoholism and tobacco smoking) but obesity! At a meeting with Putin, the ministers spoke and we need a balanced diet laughing
  18. +1
    28 October 2018 12: 46
    With great pleasure I read the authors! So interpret complex political and social problems, it is not easy, it must be able to. I am grateful for the topic that they prefer not to touch - this is a min cult and education.
  19. +1
    28 October 2018 12: 48
    About sprats smiled. But in Australia, the shelves of each store are littered with Latvian sprats. Russian goods in stores are not observed. Not, I lie, there is Capital vodka ... but for some reason it is also of Latvian origin.
  20. +1
    28 October 2018 12: 58
    (a skill that cannot be hidden) it was written by an amateur who does not understand a damn thing in labor reserves. Usually, highly qualified professionals are spoken about in such a way that you can’t drink it.
  21. 0
    28 October 2018 13: 12
    Quote: Logall
    Right, I like to read. those comments that admins have noted, and now ... Just had the opportunity to compare the views of visitors (number of pluses in the comments) with the views of the admins. Teperic any connection is lost.

    And last week, if I'm not mistaken, there weren't any of them - "Week Results".

    Not good in my opinion.

    Tell another fresh Voshnik: how to see comments marked by admins? You hover over the total score of the comment, and you see only how many people have plus, and how many vice versa. Maybe all such "internal mechanisms" are only for the eyes of the generals?
    1. 0
      28 October 2018 14: 57
      Quote: Wizzzard
      Tell another fresh Voshnik: how to see comments marked by admins? You hover over the total score of the comment, and you see only how many people have plus, and how many vice versa. Maybe all such "internal mechanisms" are only for the eyes of the generals?

      Uh-eh, my friend, in the two months that you registered on the site, you didn't even bother to read "Results"! Otherwise, you would have noticed that the comments that the authors noted were inserted after each section of the summary. This was not the first time today, except for the lack of results on the previous Sunday, so there is no need to shift from a sore head to a healthy one.
      1. +1
        28 October 2018 16: 19
        Quote: SRC P-15
        Uh-eh, my friend, in the two months that you registered on the site, you didn't even bother to read "Results"! Otherwise, you would have noticed that the comments that the authors noted were inserted after each section of the summary.

        He didn’t mean the Results at all, he clearly asked:
        You point to the total score of the comment, and you see only how many people plus, but how many vice versa.
        1. +1
          28 October 2018 17: 54
          Quote: Lara Croft
          He didn’t mean the Results at all, he clearly asked:
          You point to the total score of the comment, and you see only how many people plus, but how many vice versa.

          One did not understand, and the other protects him.
          Sergey, read this:
          Quote: Logall
          Exactly, I like to read those comments that the admins noted, and now ... It was just an opportunity to compare the opinions of visitors (the number of pluses in the comments) with the opinions of admins. Now some connection is lost.

          And here are the admins? Logall made a reservation, he meant the authors of the results. And my opponent thought that admins celebrate someone's comments. Yes, they note, but in a completely different way: they delete the comment, put up either a warning, or a ban.
          And here is his comment:
          Tell another fresh Voshnik: how to see comments marked by admins?

          Well, which of us is right?
          But unlike you, I will not deliver you a minus. hi
  22. +2
    28 October 2018 17: 08
    Authors Big plus. Briefly, relevant and with humor. And indignant, so every week new types of weapons from the air are not drawn.
  23. 0
    29 October 2018 15: 59
    It looks like swanky feuilletons of the unforgettable "Crocodile" and at the same time swearing. Not "totals" at all.

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