Reporting Colorado Cockroach. Our "Zbroy" is like your "Army". Small, but her own!

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Greetings, my friends! As I promised, today you will have material for reflection and admiration. At least, the exhibition that you see today should have made such an impression on us.

And on you and in general without fail! But she produced, since such a respected author, as Ryabov, describes and analyzes our achievements, we have definitely achieved something!





It remains only to understand what.

And yes, I do not need about the bottom! The bottom is at the sailors. And we are now the land people, and we are not afraid of the bottom! Okay, let's go already ...

So, from October 9 to 12, we had the exhibition "Zbroja that Bezpeka-2018". About 500 companies from 17 countries presented the latest (for its time) development weapons and military equipment.

I was so afraid to miss this event that I rushed to the site every day. I wanted to be the first to see and remove everything. Vooot ... I saw. I'll tell you now. Right on the list. More precisely, so that you have the feeling that we are walking around the exhibition together.

About our wunder piece from your / our "Grad" I will not tell. And without me there are enough storytellers. But to show what others are silent about - this is where I am.

It was at the exhibition of technology. I would say - for those who want to nostalgic. To walk like this, to recall the youth, fighting friends ... Well, I am not an expert, but for some reason even I recognize myself among the "new" technology Soviet armored personnel carriers, infantry fighting vehicles, MT-LB ... And if new is well forgotten old, then yes, forward, back to the future or where else.











Well, that I would even put in front of "Berest". This, you know, is a breakthrough in technology! Jumping with delight, and who does not jump ... Oh, you're all like that ... Okay, just get into it.



And this is the Polonaise, about which Ryabov wrote. Together with our super ZSU. So your drones nothing at all shines in our sky!



Armored car "Innovator". Storm tanks and other armored vehicles. It is equipped with the Stugna anti-tank missile system developed by the Kiev Design Bureau Luch. Well, there Belarusians still participated in something, but it’s so ... We did this a favor to them by and large.



Yes, briefly about our smaller brothers (and yours), let's say: participated. A lot of things have not shown, but now we are quite thinking of buying cars from them.



Hit already several seasons! The Zaporozhye enterprise Motor Sich for the first time presented the Nadezhda helicopter. Not in honor of Savchenko, do not think! This is the "Nadia" usyu our aviation industry. And what, and suddenly take off?



And this is - "Varan." Well, that is, "Baran", but in Latin transcription. Normal European and American heroes surrender at the same sight of this new armored personnel carrier. And you have to explain what's what.



The car is a fundamentally new armored personnel carrier, which is built according to the modern layout scheme - as in most armored personnel carriers armed with modern armies, for example, in the Finnish Patria or Turkish ARMA. Not some outdated BRDM, but a European car ... And it requires less wheels ...

Particularly impressed me autogyro. Not in the sense of fat car, but in the sense of a helicopter on one face face. One screw on top, the second behind. An excellent means of personal salvation. They say that the Hydrant Himself ordered one. With a fridge bar behind the back. Do already, only the engine will have to force.



Yes, since we are talking about salvation. Here is the expanse in this regard.













We generally are able to save ourselves. Correct and tasteful. Handsomely. This is not to take away, training and training take place regularly, so that you can sleep in peace - the Ukrainian soldier will be able to escape forever.

Well, you understand that, a masterpiece of ingenuity for the police of all stripes. It would never occur to any terrorist that under an embroidered shirt such can be grafted! We are proud!



For a long time I was looking for terrible combat robots. Those who instead of soldiers will fight among themselves. Found. We have them!

True, they are small, to be honest. Either we save, or they ate little as a child. Like radio-controlled cars in boys. Only on top of a machine gun, then a grenade launcher hitched. Knocked around, looked at how they lit, and you know, it is doubtful that these robots would mate with each other in a fight. Mind more than humans ...







Sha! Attention! Right now I'll sing!

Our state holdings,
Krimsky pvdvennogo cordon -
Ukranian Black Sea Fleet
Leave a defense.

Blue-zhovty prapor majori,
Ukraine has taken the oath
Will sail sailors serve
Independent youth country.

Brattya! We will serve Ukraine!
Beyond the Chorna, the sea will become breasts!
For our miracle and charim Krim!
For Ukrainsky prapor, scho over it!

If it is not clear to whom, this is the anthem of our naval forces! Which are also represented here! Almost all.





Okay, something in the project so far. But you know that from project to everything else, everything else.

But there are ships in the metal. Just a new frigate and a corvette. I'm sorry, I shot six times. But my hands are trembling, I can't do anything! But do not think that from laughter! From the trepidation of the proud for our power and defense!



That is why “Kozaki” did not inspire me. If it were not for the holiday, and October 14 was the Day of Education of the Ukrainian Cossacks, then there is nothing to look at. How many times reworked and more will be. Somehow unsuccessfully "gave birth" Kozak ... But what is. But our ...



But small arms inspired. Glory to Ukraine! And at the same time the glory of the USSR! Because it is thanks to the Soviet Union that we still have so much in our tricks that we will be inventing all sorts of things from this heritage for a very long time. Especially - sniper and antisniper Gvivtivki.

Here, in short, so: so if the well-known company XADO, except for cars, began to indulge in rifles, everything, drain the oil.



















I understand, the splicialists will come out now and start: "And this is from the PTRS", "And here is the ATGM," "And here is the trunk of the CPVT" ... And where are we, sorry, take the trunks, if you have not left them? Get out as we can ...



Here! But no, this is no longer a sniper rifle, this is our new grenade launcher. Well, too, nothing looks.

But such a film was educational - "Wedding in Robin".

"Do you think we don’t have machine guns? We have them ... they overhear, you bastards! Well! ... Listen, do you know how many machine guns we have? We have seven of them! Here are three pieces - nothing, but the other three pieces - one jams, the second, like a madman, jumps up, and the third, a reptile, has its bullets ... And the seventh I secretly from Mr. Ataman traded for these pants. "

So, the best that remained was “we replaced them with our pants”, and now we make rifles from machine-gun barrels. I just figured out what will happen to the human shoulder, if you shoot from what is shown ... Long live traumatologists!

In general, seriously at this exhibition you can perceive very few exhibits. Among them is a quadrocopter. Such a mine to the front of the enemy will deliver and reconnaissance ... And in two versions. With gasoline and electric motors.





By the way, engines! Who said it all? Nothing's all! Not forgotten how to do. Especially small, for UAVs pleased. Just like in Soviet times. "Made in Ukraine"!







So not everything is as bad as you would like. And in general, there won Tony Stark himself (who is Iron Man), we will deliver our products! It will start with sights, and we will finish with the costumes in which our cyborgs will fly to beat off the Crimea. So - still ahead!



And finally, it is worth noting that the exhibition aroused interest among the people. Yes, someone's eyes were burning, someone's faces were blushing. I agree, in every way it was.

But in general - something we are still capable of. Not in the way we would like, but, forgive me, even your Unions and Progressions do not always fly up, what can we say about us.

But life goes on, and God forbid that we should not have to use all these toys in real life. So, everyone and always good tomorrow, health and love of loved ones. And most importantly, optimism and thirst for life. Will live!

And I say goodbye to you for some time, I will go there, where recently we had another bulge. I will talk to local cockroaches, for the rules of storage and anti-sabotage work.
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  1. +8
    17 October 2018 12: 06
    impressed ... especially the "multiple launch rocket system" ...
    but this is plagiarism ... in Syria spied?
    1. +1
      17 October 2018 12: 19
      Motor Sich works well.
      1. 0
        18 October 2018 02: 08
        I agree with you !!!
  2. +6
    17 October 2018 12: 13
    I looked at this exhibition in Zbroe ... it’s not impressive, it’s not impressive at all ... if you look closely, this technique is mainly for fighting a weakly armed enemy.
    The enemy may not even come into direct contact with Ukrovermahtm and hammer at a distance ... just like the Americans did in Yugoslavia and Libya ... apparently the Ukrainian Armed Forces like to bury their soldiers en masse on the battlefields.
    1. +1
      17 October 2018 18: 53
      Quote: The same Lech
      ... if you look closely, this technique is mainly for fighting a weakly armed enemy.

      In this case, the enemy must be blind, deaf and ... stupid (s)!
    2. 0
      19 October 2018 10: 35
      So punishers with an armed enemy are unable to fight. They run away from him.
  3. +4
    17 October 2018 12: 26
    Practically "on the knee", individual copies of VT are most often made. Because, apart from a dozen half-dead former owls. factories uk..r ... the military-industrial complex has collapsed in recent years to the bottom.
  4. +3
    17 October 2018 12: 53
    The Zaporozhye company Motor Sich presented the Nadezhda helicopter for the first time

    Nope, Okoloradsky, the whole guintocryl!
    1. 0
      17 October 2018 13: 28
      Nope, Okoloradsky, the whole guintocryl!
      Motor sich? belay Something like I saw it a long time ago Yes
      1. +2
        17 October 2018 13: 44
        Quote: Balu
        Motor sich?

        dviglo current ... the rest - the rest!
        1. 0
          17 October 2018 14: 18
          Quote: NEOZ
          current dviglo.

          On the manufacturer’s website Softex Aero (Brovary) they write that the power plant TS 100 ZA from the Czech "PBS Velká Bíteš".
          1. +1
            17 October 2018 14: 44
            perhaps! I did not google .....
            then there is nothing at all from the motor sich! (Sich motor is primarily a manufacturer of engines, not helicopters)
  5. +3
    17 October 2018 12: 56
    In the newspapers it is somehow deaf about this exhibition, but where are the crowds of foreign attaches signing multimillion-dollar contracts? Where is the army of journalists? It would also be nice to see all these weapons in action at some sort of training ground.
  6. 0
    17 October 2018 13: 29
    Nedodelkino - alteration. And then they simply skom-mm-m-barmaley idea of ​​the same, aircraft manufacturers.
    It’s not interesting, and even the majority of those shown will go to the dead.
  7. 0
    17 October 2018 13: 43
    and God forbid that we do not have to use all these toys in real life.

    God will give, but give yourself to this moment!
  8. +1
    17 October 2018 13: 59
    the small-sized MC400 engine is most likely a former additional power plant to the helicopter (an additional engine that provides the helicopter’s power system without turning on the main engine)
    ps
    do not judge strictly, this is an assumption from the sofa, a person who has only 11 education classes.
    no, rather from a cruise missile ...
    1. +2
      17 October 2018 15: 58
      Quote: NEOZ
      no, rather from a cruise missile ...

      google it!
      for sure! from a cruise missile!
      from Ukrainian neptune!
      and this is his progenitor - the P95-300 short-life dual-circuit turbojet engine. It also has the designation “Product 95”.
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  10. 0
    17 October 2018 18: 08
    Thank! I looked like a young technician at the exhibition. It can be seen that everything is made of what was, well, in the circles of creativity. It’s a pity that I didn’t show the means of communication, this is mine, although I think that as usual - the shell is local, and you know the filling yourself (we had it like that, at the shows I was kidding at the time, now I don’t know). And as usual - people are happy with my land, it’s necessary to make up the bronick in an embroidered shirt, although I think that soon without this it would be better to walk the local streets in it!
  11. 0
    18 October 2018 08: 15
    Question. In the picture, where are the rifles on the table, under which there is a car battery on flimsy terminals connected to it is not clear what, like a pneumatic rifle mounted on a machine? I would like to hear the answer.
    1. 0
      18 October 2018 10: 49
      Something like TOZ-8 with a modified butt ..
  12. 0
    18 October 2018 08: 41
    Diakuemo, pan cockroach, for sour cream. The exhibition is good, especially Soviet engines look good without gvintokrylov. It’s for the Mitz European power itself.
    But you know, somehow everything was dull, without a spark. Solid copy-paste of other people's ideas. There is no real fighting madness, like the ISIS zbroi. How is the dung tank gone? That was the topic :-)
  13. 0
    18 October 2018 12: 01
    "Yes, let's say briefly about our smaller brothers (and yours)"

    I would like to tell tovarisch aftyr that usually they say this about animals, but if people mean it, then this is already talking about intelligence and maturity, so the older brother (or sister) is undoubtedly Russia, and you are brothers in mind somewhere in 180th place after all sorts of cannibal tribes in Africa, I hope you understand why? By the way, your phrase clearly shows your imaginary "superiority" over the Belarusians and tells me that not all Okraintsy people know who burned the Belarusian Khatyn together with the inhabitants. In Soviet times there was "friendship peoples "and therefore, in order not to whip up interethnic enmity between the outskirts and Belarusians, historical textbooks casually talked about the episode of the burning of Khatyn by Hitler's punishers. degradation even then.
  14. 0
    18 October 2018 14: 26
    If the gyroplane really flies, then this is an interesting design. Only the cabin needs to be done, otherwise you won’t fly in any weather ...
    1. 0
      18 October 2018 15: 12
      It would be better to attach a regular hang glider instead of a screw, so at least there is a chance to go down whole, but not enough for autorotation ..
  15. 0
    22 October 2018 00: 30
    Colorado ... Not a Lion