Notes of the Colorado Cockroach. Many points moves
"Soldiers! You know what I can tell you, and I know that you can answer me. In short, serve!" (with).
Something like that today was remembered. Today we have a lot to do with the army. Yes, so connected that the node that went to Gordia is just a kindergarten, a younger group.
Greetings to you, my dear readers! The next week was marked by the next zrada on the arsenal, the next increase in the price of fuel, the lack of gas and coal, not the inclusion of hot water and heating. In short, everything is as usual.
But at the same time, this is our strength! Persistence is a sign of mastery!
And I remembered the famous speech of the general in connection with the next appeal that is now being launched. After I saw the wild eyes of the Kiev military commissar, Sergey Klyavin, I immediately ran to find out what was going on there? In a sense, where the slender ranks of recruits, potential recipients of "thousands of a day."
And I remembered one conversation with the Japanese. We in Kiev. It was about sushi. The Japanese have criticized our kitchen in the tail and in the mane. For some reason, Ukrainian women use cabbage instead of nori. Instead of fish, they use minced meat.
But most of all the Japanese were outraged by the fact that this dish is called not roll, but stuffed cabbage. Long resented that such a name rolls not in any of the prefectures of Japan. But the taste of stuffed cabbage inspired him. Almost like borsch ...
Also today our military commissars are outraged. In Kiev, the entire 744 man should be called up for military service this year. This is not fiction, it is the figures of the Ministry of Defense of Ukraine!
And all sorts of potential recruits in the stash of the military offices as much as 89 420 people. True, some of the most active activists are disabled and students of something, but 57 549 people should line up before the military enlistment offices with the requirement to register them as volunteers in the APU.
Never was this, and here again.
“They are evading the call as of today, 33 619 individuals,” Klyavin said.
"In Kiev, the agenda is not about 80% recruits."
33 and a half thousand criminal cases! Good results of the autumn draft in Ukraine ...
I do not think that the situation is better in other cities. And what would you like if administrative and criminal liability is provided for deviationists! For failure to appear at the draft board a fine from 85 to 119 hryvnia. For repeated violation - from 170 to 225 hryvnia. Very terrible penalties.
The criminal part is up to three years of restriction of freedom. But, as practice shows, they give those who were able to catch and deliver to the court, mostly conditionally! And - funny, huh? - conditionally convicts are not taken to the army! And then do not call!
But they plan to call almost 17 thousands of people. Maybe the Japanese are right. There are no rolls with the name stuffed cabbage ... Or maybe the point is in posters about language, army and faith pasted all over Kiev?
Meanwhile, sociologists have recorded among Ukrainians a high level of patriotism and self-awareness as a citizen of Ukraine. This is stated in the survey results of the sociological group "Rating". Although, you know, these ratings ... as a continuation of our historically correct national game: "We, of course, for the collective farm unanimously !!! But not in our village !!!"
On the other hand, that in this army break, if you have nothing to steal? Everything is already not only stolen, but also taken to you, to Russia. The Security Service of Ukraine (SBU) warned the illegal sale to the Russian Federation of aircraft engines from a military unit in the Kiev region.
"The commander of the military unit of the military unit was looking for customers to buy two engines for MI-8 helicopters. Allegedly, the military offered units to customers through intermediaries for 400 thousand hryvnia. The SBU officers documented that the attacker organized a drive into the territory of the military part of the truck, which was going to transport the stolen engines .
This is how not only the wing wings do not fly, but also helicopters ... We will sell the engines and helicopters will not fly and the crow will not scare. Ecologically clean country ... Only the virginally clean brain of a normal Ukrainian can seriously read the following news.
"President of Ukraine Petro Poroshenko during the visit of Bulgarian Prime Minister Boyko Borisov to the Odessa region demonstrated several options for the European route E87, one of which suddenly turned out to be an image of the Khabarovsk bridge.
A photo of a bridge across the Amur, taken from the same angle as on the five-thousand-ruble bill, was placed on the information stand. ”
Infrastructure Minister Vladimir Omelyan answers the question of what should those who need to go to Russia do.
“You can talk, wear a uniform, take a gun, go to war, and then, after the return of the Kuban and Moscow,”
I will reveal one secret that everyone who knows was at least for a short time in the Rada or in your Duma. If an official instead of a report on the work for some period begins to pour slogans, it means that he has already stolen all that is possible. It's time to kick out.
I remember my past life.
"Panov, do not plan anything for tomorrow. There will be a banquet!" - "So the banquet is today ?!" - "That's why I say so that nothing is planned for tomorrow". Today? Madhouse of some kind.
On the night of October 9, near the village of Druzhba, Ichnyansky District, Chernihiv Oblast, an explosion occurred in the storage space of the A1479 APU military warehouse in the Chernihiv Oblast, and then a fire broke out that was eliminated on the evening of October 10. Well, you know.
Especially noticeable in MOU. Blow up 6 from 12 arsenals. Is it like stealing or participating in banquets so that others steal? You have already heard about our next grief. Grass, woodlice burns. When it is set on fire. And the military does not have enough funds to organize the mowing. Yes, and scary mowing there ... Arsenal, so it ...
"At present, the pyrotechnic units of the SSES continue to clean up the 16-kilometer zone adjacent to the arsenal. In particular, 16 settlements around the arsenal were cleaned during the day and work has been completed in six settlements (Zaudayka, Malaya Devitsa, Otstiev, Burimka, Bezborodkov, Shelovichi) ".
"Killed and injured in an emergency situation is not fixed."
Only because there are no victims, I will publish a secret message from the SBU, which was transferred to the 9 Hydrant number, immediately after the start of the fire.
"Nerds, stop celebrating! I have already had a birthday. V.". Which "B" is not specified. But clearly a respected person ... The hydrant obeyed quickly.
But the main humor is just beginning.
So, from October 9 to 12, we had the exhibition "Zbroja ta bepepek-2018". About 500 companies from 17 countries presented the latest (for its time) development weapons and military equipment.
It is generally like your "ARMY", only with us. Yes, more modest, but its own!
I was so afraid to miss this event that I rushed to the site every day. I wanted to be the first to see and remove everything. Vooot ... I saw.
Since there is still news, I think you will forgive me for an extraordinary appearance on our pages? Well, I just walked around the exhibition, took pictures, talked to the “spokespersons”. I think it makes sense to show you all this.
In short, they say that five minutes of laughter replace a glass of sour cream. I'll bring you a three-liter jar. So who wants to laugh from the heart - welcome to the "Exhibition of the Colorado Cockroach." Moreover, we have there a complete peremoga - Tony Stark himself brought his samples!
Well, them, these military. Let's better tell a life anecdote. And maybe true. Who knows. A couple walking in the park. Suddenly the husband says: “Yes, dear. Of course, dear ... "To which his wife replies:" If you once more say the caw of the crow, "Yes, dear," I will divorce you ... "
I remembered this anecdote in connection with the Shulyavsky overpass. How many times have I told you about him, showed how many times I reported about a quick repair. And here again. Kiev and Shulyavsky overpass divorced. In a sense, the overpass leaves us. November 3-4 will disappear from our lives.
That's how it happens in life. It was not, was not, and here again. At first he was tired, according to Klitschko, and then he died, according to the chief engineer of the industrial enterprise "Directorate for the construction of Kiev road-transport facilities" Alexander Zdolnik. And it is doubtful that in my life he will return. And whether it will return at all.
You know, I am always sad to write that someone or something leaves us forever. Be it a bridge or a man. Meanwhile, Ukraine is in the top 25 countries of the world with the highest mortality rates due to suicide.
According to the Ministry of Health, in 2017, the death rate from suicide in Ukraine is 15,3 per 100 of thousands of people. It exceeds that in most European countries. Chief Military Prosecutor Anatoly Matios stated that in the 2018 year, two suicides were recorded weekly in the Armed Forces of Ukraine.
“Although this level has decreased from 2005 of the year (when 22,6 had been fatal as a result of self-harm to 100 thousands of people), Ukraine is still among the first 25 countries in the world on this indicator.”
But there is still a winter that is about to come. By the way, you have a discussion about hot water in Kiev. Need to answer. But in Ukrainian. I am a good cockroach, because I will not quote Klitschko. His deputy will be enough for you, Peter Panteleev.
"If a person consumes an average of 2-3 a cubic meter per month, then a family of three, which was without hot water since May, saved 3-3,6 thousands of hryvnias. Kyiv residents who were left without hot water since August (Obolon, Troyeschina, part of Podol ), 1,5 saved thousands. But people still heated the water on gas or electric stoves and paid for gas or electricity. "
"Hot water will be served after the Kyiv Economic Court approves the settlement agreement between Naftogaz and Kiyevteploenergo. Kiev will pay 2,3 a billion hryvnia of Kyivenergo debt to Naftogaz, but will not pay fines and penalties."
Already thought. But will they help us save on heating? To not pay for it? Klitschko is actively promoting the idea of small house stokers. Type abroad will help us. Yeah. True, we learned from him that Kiev is the only European city with central heating ...
They can be turned off the drain? And the feces in a bucket, and in the evening out the window. Europeans just recently did. I once considered medieval castles in Europe. Yeah ... The centuries-old frozen, sorry merde French kings on the wall ... Ugh, barbarians ...
Here we will run without heat, light, sewage, intercoms, water! Where is the hryvnia, then go? And most importantly, nothing can be done. From April 8 to October 6 gas reserves in storage increased by 2,2 times - from 7 billion 435,16 million cubic meters. m to 16 billion 376,26 million cubic meters. m. It is expected that gas reserves in UGS to 1 in November 2018 will amount to 17 billion cubic meters. m
Of course, I know about the actions of the authorities this winter. They will turn off schools, kindergartens, universities, reduce the permissible temperature limit, send large enterprises to indefinite leave, hold the Prikruti campaign.
Moreover, I understand perfectly well that the shortage of gas will hit precisely the citizens. Villagers spit on this water. They have stoves. And how to be kiyanam? And so you go in the subway, as in the locker room to the players after a difficult game. Maidan smell ... And then what? Demonstration of hot water in the museum of the famine?
However, the probability of getting hold of gas from the pipe theoretically remained. Yes, we have reduced gas transit by almost 5 billion cubic meters compared to 2017. In physical terms, the volumes of gas transportation through the territory of Ukraine from the Russian Federation to European countries and Moldova amount to 65,4 billion cubic meters. m
The same nonsense happens with coal and fuel oil. The accumulation of coal and fuel oil in the warehouses of thermal power plants and combined heat and power plants in Ukraine for the heating season is behind schedule. This was stated by Deputy Minister of Energy and Coal Industry Anatoly Korzun.
“Today we have almost two million tons in the warehouses of generating companies: for the gas group, the task is almost completed - only a few thousand tons are left, there is a certain lag in the anthracite group. This issue requires separate consideration and measures are being taken on it.”
Do you want the funniest figure in the light of the statements of our Hydrant? Next year, Ukraine plans to import 72% of total anthracite from Russia - 3,815 million tons, and from the USA - 418 thousand tons. Here is a "forgive" in Ukrainian ...
Ukraine in January-September 2018 increased imports of coal and anthracite by 20% (2,605 million tons) compared to the same period of 2017 of the year - up to 15,640 million tons. Coal was imported in the amount of $ 2,192 billion. This is 15,4% more than in January-September of the year 2017 ($ 1,899 billion). Coal came from Russia for $ 1,374 billion (share in imports - 62,72%), USA - for $ 670,564 million (30,59%), Canada - for $ 86,933 million (3,97%), other countries - for $ 59,532 million (2,72%) .
I spit, I native government in the face face. If you believe the statistics, it turns out that the salary of a miner in Ukraine is higher than the salary of an American in Pennsylvania. Otherwise, nothing can explain the high cost of their own coal. And where are the activists looking? Smash the offices of companies that buy coal from the aggressor to hell. Do we have such a policy?
He did not tell about the next fuel price increase at gas stations for 20-70 kopecks. In the AMIC network, all types of gasoline have risen in price for 20 kopecks per liter, diesel fuel - for 50 kopecks / l. The price of A-92 gasoline increased to 31,99 UAH / l, A-95 - to 32,99 UAH / l, A-95 + - to 33,99 UAH / l, diesel fuel - to 31,99 UAH / l.
Well nothing. There is one occasional sad joke. A man flies for the first time on an airplane. Shaking with fear. Suddenly an angel and a devil appear. “Well, scary? - asks the angel - On earth you want? The man shakes his head and nods affirmatively. The angel turns to hell: “And what are you standing for? Go turn off the engines "...
And on the contrary, I turn on the legs in the working mode and go to celebrate Defender’s Day. What then I will tell everyone.
Yes, there was information that your dolbogolovye again wanted to demolish the monument to Vatutin. Yes, they did. What they decided to rattle all over the city, but the police heard. Because (especially before the elections), the police for some reason decided to fulfill their duties. In general, I report: the monument stands, as it stood, the only thing that was enough for these - to throw eggs.
And for those who still do not understand the Cockroach: a fairy tale is a lie, but there is a hint in it, a good lesson for a good fellow! Everyone else is sunny weather. Warm meetings with friends and family. Good table and healthy appetite. Will live!
And - see you very soon!
Something like that today was remembered. Today we have a lot to do with the army. Yes, so connected that the node that went to Gordia is just a kindergarten, a younger group.
Greetings to you, my dear readers! The next week was marked by the next zrada on the arsenal, the next increase in the price of fuel, the lack of gas and coal, not the inclusion of hot water and heating. In short, everything is as usual.
But at the same time, this is our strength! Persistence is a sign of mastery!
And I remembered the famous speech of the general in connection with the next appeal that is now being launched. After I saw the wild eyes of the Kiev military commissar, Sergey Klyavin, I immediately ran to find out what was going on there? In a sense, where the slender ranks of recruits, potential recipients of "thousands of a day."
And I remembered one conversation with the Japanese. We in Kiev. It was about sushi. The Japanese have criticized our kitchen in the tail and in the mane. For some reason, Ukrainian women use cabbage instead of nori. Instead of fish, they use minced meat.
But most of all the Japanese were outraged by the fact that this dish is called not roll, but stuffed cabbage. Long resented that such a name rolls not in any of the prefectures of Japan. But the taste of stuffed cabbage inspired him. Almost like borsch ...
Also today our military commissars are outraged. In Kiev, the entire 744 man should be called up for military service this year. This is not fiction, it is the figures of the Ministry of Defense of Ukraine!
And all sorts of potential recruits in the stash of the military offices as much as 89 420 people. True, some of the most active activists are disabled and students of something, but 57 549 people should line up before the military enlistment offices with the requirement to register them as volunteers in the APU.
Never was this, and here again.
“They are evading the call as of today, 33 619 individuals,” Klyavin said.
"In Kiev, the agenda is not about 80% recruits."
33 and a half thousand criminal cases! Good results of the autumn draft in Ukraine ...
I do not think that the situation is better in other cities. And what would you like if administrative and criminal liability is provided for deviationists! For failure to appear at the draft board a fine from 85 to 119 hryvnia. For repeated violation - from 170 to 225 hryvnia. Very terrible penalties.
The criminal part is up to three years of restriction of freedom. But, as practice shows, they give those who were able to catch and deliver to the court, mostly conditionally! And - funny, huh? - conditionally convicts are not taken to the army! And then do not call!
But they plan to call almost 17 thousands of people. Maybe the Japanese are right. There are no rolls with the name stuffed cabbage ... Or maybe the point is in posters about language, army and faith pasted all over Kiev?
Meanwhile, sociologists have recorded among Ukrainians a high level of patriotism and self-awareness as a citizen of Ukraine. This is stated in the survey results of the sociological group "Rating". Although, you know, these ratings ... as a continuation of our historically correct national game: "We, of course, for the collective farm unanimously !!! But not in our village !!!"
On the other hand, that in this army break, if you have nothing to steal? Everything is already not only stolen, but also taken to you, to Russia. The Security Service of Ukraine (SBU) warned the illegal sale to the Russian Federation of aircraft engines from a military unit in the Kiev region.
"The commander of the military unit of the military unit was looking for customers to buy two engines for MI-8 helicopters. Allegedly, the military offered units to customers through intermediaries for 400 thousand hryvnia. The SBU officers documented that the attacker organized a drive into the territory of the military part of the truck, which was going to transport the stolen engines .
This is how not only the wing wings do not fly, but also helicopters ... We will sell the engines and helicopters will not fly and the crow will not scare. Ecologically clean country ... Only the virginally clean brain of a normal Ukrainian can seriously read the following news.
"President of Ukraine Petro Poroshenko during the visit of Bulgarian Prime Minister Boyko Borisov to the Odessa region demonstrated several options for the European route E87, one of which suddenly turned out to be an image of the Khabarovsk bridge.
A photo of a bridge across the Amur, taken from the same angle as on the five-thousand-ruble bill, was placed on the information stand. ”
Infrastructure Minister Vladimir Omelyan answers the question of what should those who need to go to Russia do.
“You can talk, wear a uniform, take a gun, go to war, and then, after the return of the Kuban and Moscow,”
I will reveal one secret that everyone who knows was at least for a short time in the Rada or in your Duma. If an official instead of a report on the work for some period begins to pour slogans, it means that he has already stolen all that is possible. It's time to kick out.
I remember my past life.
"Panov, do not plan anything for tomorrow. There will be a banquet!" - "So the banquet is today ?!" - "That's why I say so that nothing is planned for tomorrow". Today? Madhouse of some kind.
On the night of October 9, near the village of Druzhba, Ichnyansky District, Chernihiv Oblast, an explosion occurred in the storage space of the A1479 APU military warehouse in the Chernihiv Oblast, and then a fire broke out that was eliminated on the evening of October 10. Well, you know.
Especially noticeable in MOU. Blow up 6 from 12 arsenals. Is it like stealing or participating in banquets so that others steal? You have already heard about our next grief. Grass, woodlice burns. When it is set on fire. And the military does not have enough funds to organize the mowing. Yes, and scary mowing there ... Arsenal, so it ...
"At present, the pyrotechnic units of the SSES continue to clean up the 16-kilometer zone adjacent to the arsenal. In particular, 16 settlements around the arsenal were cleaned during the day and work has been completed in six settlements (Zaudayka, Malaya Devitsa, Otstiev, Burimka, Bezborodkov, Shelovichi) ".
"Killed and injured in an emergency situation is not fixed."
Only because there are no victims, I will publish a secret message from the SBU, which was transferred to the 9 Hydrant number, immediately after the start of the fire.
"Nerds, stop celebrating! I have already had a birthday. V.". Which "B" is not specified. But clearly a respected person ... The hydrant obeyed quickly.
But the main humor is just beginning.
So, from October 9 to 12, we had the exhibition "Zbroja ta bepepek-2018". About 500 companies from 17 countries presented the latest (for its time) development weapons and military equipment.
It is generally like your "ARMY", only with us. Yes, more modest, but its own!
I was so afraid to miss this event that I rushed to the site every day. I wanted to be the first to see and remove everything. Vooot ... I saw.
Since there is still news, I think you will forgive me for an extraordinary appearance on our pages? Well, I just walked around the exhibition, took pictures, talked to the “spokespersons”. I think it makes sense to show you all this.
In short, they say that five minutes of laughter replace a glass of sour cream. I'll bring you a three-liter jar. So who wants to laugh from the heart - welcome to the "Exhibition of the Colorado Cockroach." Moreover, we have there a complete peremoga - Tony Stark himself brought his samples!
Well, them, these military. Let's better tell a life anecdote. And maybe true. Who knows. A couple walking in the park. Suddenly the husband says: “Yes, dear. Of course, dear ... "To which his wife replies:" If you once more say the caw of the crow, "Yes, dear," I will divorce you ... "
I remembered this anecdote in connection with the Shulyavsky overpass. How many times have I told you about him, showed how many times I reported about a quick repair. And here again. Kiev and Shulyavsky overpass divorced. In a sense, the overpass leaves us. November 3-4 will disappear from our lives.
That's how it happens in life. It was not, was not, and here again. At first he was tired, according to Klitschko, and then he died, according to the chief engineer of the industrial enterprise "Directorate for the construction of Kiev road-transport facilities" Alexander Zdolnik. And it is doubtful that in my life he will return. And whether it will return at all.
You know, I am always sad to write that someone or something leaves us forever. Be it a bridge or a man. Meanwhile, Ukraine is in the top 25 countries of the world with the highest mortality rates due to suicide.
According to the Ministry of Health, in 2017, the death rate from suicide in Ukraine is 15,3 per 100 of thousands of people. It exceeds that in most European countries. Chief Military Prosecutor Anatoly Matios stated that in the 2018 year, two suicides were recorded weekly in the Armed Forces of Ukraine.
“Although this level has decreased from 2005 of the year (when 22,6 had been fatal as a result of self-harm to 100 thousands of people), Ukraine is still among the first 25 countries in the world on this indicator.”
But there is still a winter that is about to come. By the way, you have a discussion about hot water in Kiev. Need to answer. But in Ukrainian. I am a good cockroach, because I will not quote Klitschko. His deputy will be enough for you, Peter Panteleev.
"If a person consumes an average of 2-3 a cubic meter per month, then a family of three, which was without hot water since May, saved 3-3,6 thousands of hryvnias. Kyiv residents who were left without hot water since August (Obolon, Troyeschina, part of Podol ), 1,5 saved thousands. But people still heated the water on gas or electric stoves and paid for gas or electricity. "
"Hot water will be served after the Kyiv Economic Court approves the settlement agreement between Naftogaz and Kiyevteploenergo. Kiev will pay 2,3 a billion hryvnia of Kyivenergo debt to Naftogaz, but will not pay fines and penalties."
Already thought. But will they help us save on heating? To not pay for it? Klitschko is actively promoting the idea of small house stokers. Type abroad will help us. Yeah. True, we learned from him that Kiev is the only European city with central heating ...
They can be turned off the drain? And the feces in a bucket, and in the evening out the window. Europeans just recently did. I once considered medieval castles in Europe. Yeah ... The centuries-old frozen, sorry merde French kings on the wall ... Ugh, barbarians ...
Here we will run without heat, light, sewage, intercoms, water! Where is the hryvnia, then go? And most importantly, nothing can be done. From April 8 to October 6 gas reserves in storage increased by 2,2 times - from 7 billion 435,16 million cubic meters. m to 16 billion 376,26 million cubic meters. m. It is expected that gas reserves in UGS to 1 in November 2018 will amount to 17 billion cubic meters. m
Of course, I know about the actions of the authorities this winter. They will turn off schools, kindergartens, universities, reduce the permissible temperature limit, send large enterprises to indefinite leave, hold the Prikruti campaign.
Moreover, I understand perfectly well that the shortage of gas will hit precisely the citizens. Villagers spit on this water. They have stoves. And how to be kiyanam? And so you go in the subway, as in the locker room to the players after a difficult game. Maidan smell ... And then what? Demonstration of hot water in the museum of the famine?
However, the probability of getting hold of gas from the pipe theoretically remained. Yes, we have reduced gas transit by almost 5 billion cubic meters compared to 2017. In physical terms, the volumes of gas transportation through the territory of Ukraine from the Russian Federation to European countries and Moldova amount to 65,4 billion cubic meters. m
The same nonsense happens with coal and fuel oil. The accumulation of coal and fuel oil in the warehouses of thermal power plants and combined heat and power plants in Ukraine for the heating season is behind schedule. This was stated by Deputy Minister of Energy and Coal Industry Anatoly Korzun.
“Today we have almost two million tons in the warehouses of generating companies: for the gas group, the task is almost completed - only a few thousand tons are left, there is a certain lag in the anthracite group. This issue requires separate consideration and measures are being taken on it.”
Do you want the funniest figure in the light of the statements of our Hydrant? Next year, Ukraine plans to import 72% of total anthracite from Russia - 3,815 million tons, and from the USA - 418 thousand tons. Here is a "forgive" in Ukrainian ...
Ukraine in January-September 2018 increased imports of coal and anthracite by 20% (2,605 million tons) compared to the same period of 2017 of the year - up to 15,640 million tons. Coal was imported in the amount of $ 2,192 billion. This is 15,4% more than in January-September of the year 2017 ($ 1,899 billion). Coal came from Russia for $ 1,374 billion (share in imports - 62,72%), USA - for $ 670,564 million (30,59%), Canada - for $ 86,933 million (3,97%), other countries - for $ 59,532 million (2,72%) .
I spit, I native government in the face face. If you believe the statistics, it turns out that the salary of a miner in Ukraine is higher than the salary of an American in Pennsylvania. Otherwise, nothing can explain the high cost of their own coal. And where are the activists looking? Smash the offices of companies that buy coal from the aggressor to hell. Do we have such a policy?
He did not tell about the next fuel price increase at gas stations for 20-70 kopecks. In the AMIC network, all types of gasoline have risen in price for 20 kopecks per liter, diesel fuel - for 50 kopecks / l. The price of A-92 gasoline increased to 31,99 UAH / l, A-95 - to 32,99 UAH / l, A-95 + - to 33,99 UAH / l, diesel fuel - to 31,99 UAH / l.
Well nothing. There is one occasional sad joke. A man flies for the first time on an airplane. Shaking with fear. Suddenly an angel and a devil appear. “Well, scary? - asks the angel - On earth you want? The man shakes his head and nods affirmatively. The angel turns to hell: “And what are you standing for? Go turn off the engines "...
And on the contrary, I turn on the legs in the working mode and go to celebrate Defender’s Day. What then I will tell everyone.
Yes, there was information that your dolbogolovye again wanted to demolish the monument to Vatutin. Yes, they did. What they decided to rattle all over the city, but the police heard. Because (especially before the elections), the police for some reason decided to fulfill their duties. In general, I report: the monument stands, as it stood, the only thing that was enough for these - to throw eggs.
And for those who still do not understand the Cockroach: a fairy tale is a lie, but there is a hint in it, a good lesson for a good fellow! Everyone else is sunny weather. Warm meetings with friends and family. Good table and healthy appetite. Will live!
And - see you very soon!
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