Notes of the Colorado Cockroach. Even an idiot knows: the one who is wearing a mask is a PATRIOT!
Well, I greet you, my dear readers! Forgive me for not being the first to address you. Just tired of watching for movement around the mink. Fussing, fussing. Here is nothing story humans do not teach. You look in the corners, and I sit on the ceiling and look at the fool. Looking for on the ceiling, I'm on the windowsill ... It's elementary. Your dad was looking for, grandfather, great-grandfather ...
And I will begin today with a story about how the Maestro, the very commander of the “old men,” slapped the assholes on the ears. In the literal sense. Say, this does not happen. In Ukraine, everything happens!
So, Kramatorsk, a festive concert near the Palace of Culture. L. Bykova. Together with all the concert "looks" and the bust of the artist. Yes, this one:
And so, a couple of onizdetey, 28 and 29 years, decide to climb the artist on the neck. Climbed alone. The bust falls to the ground and presses the climber. The second one is in shock. Bottom line: one in the hospital, the second in the police! Ah yes, Maestro. Bust intact.
But in Sumy, when teenagers urinated on the Monument to the heroes of the Maidan, everything went without response. Probably, our heroes are different. Some may answer, and the second not. Or people have lost something human. This is me without any policy. just thinking.
I often use the phrase in conversations: "our government is just a treasure." Naturally, this raises some questions and a misunderstanding of my position in relation to this very government.
Yes, just everything! You, dear readers are to blame! How many times have I read: "Where did you just find such a government (president)?" Vooot! Found - it means they were hidden. Accordingly - the treasure!
If it were not a treasure, how would you explain our massive digging of a future grave for Nenka? I am refusing a large treaty of friendship, cooperation and partnership. Cry, but dig a grave. Here we are stubborn. Or uporotyh?
And we understand that immediately after the refusal we will receive so many problems that the woodlouse do not worry. Even upstairs this is understood. Here Klimkin spoke at the Euro-Atlantic Forum:
"The regulatory framework of our relations with Russia will be gradually completely redone ... Every agreement with the Russian Federation has an item on the procedure for terminating its operation, and we have an internal plan, how and when we will do it. But if we declare this plan Already now, Russia uses this against us in litigations ... We did not stop the operation of the contract just because it worked for us in all international lawsuits, starting from the Stockholm arbitration and up to the so-called "Yanukovych treshki".
And you know where the gap will go? From the Azov Sea. The status of the inland sea does not suit us today. Therefore, we will break it here. In the hope that the sea will become international. And then it will be possible to enter the American aircraft carriers ... The dream of any svidomita! And we dig the fairway for it! We are not used to.
But even cleft is clear that the Sea of Azov will be another Okhotsk in Russia. If they want Russians, they let the Japanese go fishing. Do not want - do not let. And on Azov we will sit in our 12-mile zone.
By the way, the passage of our "warships" under the Crimean bridge from the same series. Missed your border guards ships - Peremoga great! Would not have missed - the aggressor showed his fangs. And even the sailors do not understand the meaning of these old vessels in the Azov Sea. "The basis of the new naval base" ...
You, above all, make good sound of our ships. For some, I will explain: they are not signed.
Although what I mean. I remember the old case on Privoz. Two buddies talk about family life. “Imagine, Petro, mine somewhere read that raw food is useful.” - “Yeah ... Mine doesn't like to cook either.” Very, I tell you, a demonstration conversation. How women know their unwillingness to veil.
I did not just say that. I made an eyeliner for you to the teaching part of my story. I will teach you how to do peremog out of nothing! And then I write, I write, and you do not learn anything. So, news:
"Ukraine remained at 64 place in terms of social development. This is evidenced by the results of the study Social Development Index, developed by the American non-governmental organization Social Progress Imperative with the support of Deloitte."
Can you turn this news into peremog in one line? That's the same thing. Learn while the Cockroach is with you: "But last year the ranking was 128 countries, and in this - 146." One mustache moved, that's all. The people are happy. The country is developing. All our scrape ends.
But you especially do not rejoice in this rating. Russia is not far from us. At 60-th place. But Belarus on 46, Armenia on 55. Especially interesting is with Armenia, where 2 / 3 populations in Russia work. And to you one more peremog of Ukraine from the same place. We are ahead of Tajikistan! He is generally at 106-th place!
I thought not to touch the topic of future elections. And generally come down from heaven to earth. About Kiev to tell more. But it does not work. So bear with it. Especially since I have just two "good" news.
First of all, you will be stunned by the number of Ukrainians in Ukraine. Do you think we ran in different directions? In vain. We are all at home! And about mortality is also nonsense. Ukrainians do not die!
"As of 1 in August of this year, the population in Ukraine was 42,2 million. The population of Ukraine for seven months (from January to July of 2018) decreased by 138,3 thousands of people. This is evidenced by the State Statistics Service of Ukraine."
And the second news from the same series. The election commission allows residents of the occupied territories to vote in the territory of mainland Ukraine! Here it is democracy in action! Donbass and the Crimea in large quantities will rush to Ukraine to vote!
Submitted our heading? But that's what and where to poke? Three (or even more) million votes that allegedly came from the Donbass and the Crimea in the asset "who needs to." I told this in the hope that later, when something out of the ordinary happens, like the election for a second term of the Hydrant, you didn’t really believe the cries of “You are guilty! You yourself have chosen!”
Now to defuse the situation I will tell you about your next ideological diversions. In a sense, I’ll talk about books that have been banned recently. Today there are already more 70 books on the list.
By the way, you are saboteurs already because your political scientists do not write books about Ukraine. What should we ban then? The classics? But there is always a way out.
2 detectives Daria Dezombre and Tatyana Ustinova, published by Eksmo publishing house, got under the handout, as the security forces of the Russian Federation are being proclaimed in them. That you read about the Russian cops and criminals and their opposition. And we understand that any major threat in fact shows the Ukrainians the superiority of your police over ours! We can not fool!
The book published in “AST” “Everything that every educated boy should know” turned out to be undesirable. According to the expert, the encyclopedia imposes on the reader the idea of the "Russian world" and "the unification of peoples around the aggressor state."
The “Big Book of Numerology,” Alexander Alexandrov, will also no longer be sold in Ukraine. It has a chapter about Putin, and also contains "false data on the history of Ukraine."
But the most terrible edition for Ukraine is Andrei Filimonov’s work “Tadpoles and Saints”. Imagine, Filimonov writes "in the style of Russian propaganda against Ukrainians."
And that is not all! After watching our TV, Filimonov uses profanity! It is of course, if he were swearing at the move, everything would be fine. But he covers all in Russian!
We had the first snow. Not in Kiev, in the highlands of the Carpathians. But it fell out. So, it's time to look into the bins. In a sense, gas storage. Moreover, the cost of gas has risen sharply. On 25-30 $ for 1000 cubes. Already far beyond 300 ...
"According to Ukrtrangaz, from 1 September to 15 September, 802 million cubic meters of gas were pumped into storage. As of 15 September, gas reserves in UGS are 15,43 billion cubic meters, which is 1,3%, or 201 million cubic meters , less than the same date 2017 of the year (15,63 billion cubic meters). "
I overheard here the conversation of young people about the coming winter and the prospects for combating frost. "Orphan Winter" probably will not be this year. I will allow myself to quote folk art. Not mine:
"Stock up a little dung! In the winter, everything will be nishtyak! (I beg you to forgive me, I know this word to denote a few other concepts. And then, probably, it is implied in the meaning of" good. ") And you will not throw a hoof at the trough!"
Tough we have grown youth. Although, and what should it be? If in the hospital to them. Pavlova on Frunze Open Day doors wide open for the fifth year ... They also read the Internet. They know that from October 1 gas prices for the population will increase by 23,5%. So the IMF ordered us ...
And then there's lafa with subsidies ends.
"The draft state budget for 2019 year, which was submitted by the cabinet to the Verkhovna Rada 14 of September, provides for a reduction in the cost of paying subsidies to the population to pay for housing and communal services for 15,9 billion UAH to 55,1 billion UAH, compared to the state budget for 2018 year".
Yes, and 14 in September, during the presentation of the draft state budget for the 2019 year, Prime Minister Vladimir Groysman said that the monetization of subsidies and rejuvenation of pensions would be carried out. What it is is not clear. But we are not expecting anything good.
It is clear that the skin will be torn from ordinary Ukrainians.
But the most interesting thing is that the government invented peremog here. in the same way that I described to you above. I. O. Minister of Finance of Ukraine Oksana Markarova said:
"I can definitely say that there will definitely be enough subsidies in 2018 and 2019. This is why the Ministry of Social Policy, together with the Ministry of Finance, will follow. For the last few years, we have been actively involved in providing subsidies with everything we need, and on the other hand, verification so that the subsidies are really received by those who need them. "
I started doing arithmetic here. Benefit calculator at hand. It turns out that on average, a family minus 18 000 hryvnia. Normally so bothered about us. Against the background of Vinnitsa baryg Fedorovich and Yanovich, they begin to seem like nice, kind philanthropists ... But I heard that the government has already reduced subsidies 4 times!
Hmm ... really. And then the neighbors began to suspect something. Hungarians, Romanians, Poles, about you and I will not write. And now the Belarusians.
"President of Belarus Alexander Lukashenko issued an emergency order to strengthen the state border with Ukraine and increase the number of border guards."
Lukashenko pointed to smuggling cases, describing the detention of a man who had machine guns in his arsenal, a dozen assault rifles, two dozen rifles, ten thousand cartridges and so on.
"Therefore, it was decided to establish a border with Ukraine. We need a number there - we need it. Let's see. But not in a crowd - there are a hundred, there are a thousand, but one person, where necessary. Without any bosses. They should be at a minimum."
There are no fools. Everyone understands that talking about weapons more for the layman. In fact, the Belarusian president understands perfectly well that soon, almost immediately after the rupture of the agreement between Russia and Ukraine, a fairly powerful Ukrainian landing force will rush towards him.
There is nowhere to go. The Poles have already “fed up” with our workers on the labor market. And Europe too. From Russia will have to leave. Baltic? There are also not enough toilets for everyone who wants to wash them. Remains Belarus. Oh, and cunning beaver ...
By the way, who does not know, Lukashenko has already said about the immediate closure of the border in the event of such a decision by Russia.
Okay. Now I’m just leaving for the ordinary life of a simple Ukrainian. As my grandfather said, when asked about the wedding with my future grandmother, his future mother-in-law replied that "only through my body": "It is tempting, of course. But I will not pull two banquets" ...
Somehow we imperceptibly degraded. I'm not talking about politics, I'm talking about humanity, about morality, about conscience. How could this have been recently?
Police in Kherson detained a lieutenant colonel of the SBU, who masturbated on the playground in front of children. In an attempt to escape from the police, Sbushnik lost his ID and was detained. By the way, your employee SBU, Crimean. I mean, serves in the Security Service of Ukraine ...
Do you know how to explain this event to us in the SBU? A spokesman for the Security Service of Ukraine, Elena Gitlyanskaya, in a UNIAN commentary, denies the lieutenant colonel’s masturbation, although he admits that he was “hooliganism”:
"The information is untrue. There was really petty hooliganism (not what they say) and we cooperate with the police."
I wouldn’t be surprised if I find out tomorrow that these actions were only a conventional sign for a secret agent about their readiness to meet. It seems everything is in order, there is no surveillance. Or maybe it was the hand of Moscow at all! To discredit the SBU!
And if so ... In Chuguev, Kharkiv region, a group of unidentified masked men with beats beat up six people. About this on Sunday, 16 of September, writes UNIAN with reference to the communication department of the GUNP of Ukraine in the Kharkiv region.
“At the same time, the Center for Emergency Medical Care and Disaster Medicine reported that on September 16 in 1: 00 a call was received to 103 that a young guy was injured in the bus station area in Chuguev. According to the victim, he was attacked around 15 a man in balaclava with baseball bats and severely beaten him. Witnesses of the attack immediately called an ambulance. "
Think Wild Field? No, we have order like the Germans in World War II. If an activist is attacked, it’s the machinations of Putin’s agents. Here, both the Hydrant and the Chief Police Officer with the Chief Prosecutor will scream and subject to kicks to the disclosure. And if someone else gets hit with a bat, activists clean society from an unnecessary element! In Chuguev just the second case.
Here, see the result. In Kharkov, the head of the Union of ATO veterans was released under house arrest after being charged with extortion. The Kiev district court of Kharkiv imprisoned the 31-year-old organizer of a gang engaged in extortion under the guise of an association of veterans of the ATO. His accomplice was shot during arrest.
Probably enough already to distract you from important matters. Therefore, I will talk about ... Ukrainian theft. In Kiev Syretsky park, unknown stole thuys. Trees were planted last week as part of the reconstruction of the park. They dug up the next day.
I specifically inquired about the cost of tui today. A good, already large enough tree costs 450 hryvnia. So why steal? Yes, and massively? No, we are used to stealing bushes and flowers. But tui ...
"Kyivzelenstroy reported that 1045 bushes and 1078 flowers were stolen in the capital since the beginning of the year. Another 273 bush and 41 tree were destroyed."
Taking advantage of the fact that the majority of readers are Russians, again I will give an example of the creativity of our youth. They speak on many issues: "Just do not plant a fir - they will shove it into the fir". Well shkodit, when few people realized that you naughty ...
In general, if we consider the situation in the complex, something has become more and more like a big whizher. For a long time I did not please you with our songs. Those from the past life. Today decided to remind.
Have a good week everyone. Health and kindness. Do not lose humanity. You are the crown of creation. Match! And we will live!
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