Notes of the Colorado Cockroach. Cuba Ribele under the Mexican sandwich
I sometimes get the impression that I am with you, dear readers, do not say goodbye at all. As in normal human life. I got up in the morning. I talked with my family. Went out to the surface. I looked around. Worked. He brought home another piece of sugar or some other kind of food, and again with his family. Good...
So I welcome the family and guests that "went to the light." I am back with another “piece of food” for your brain and heart. We will dissect our next "woodlice" together. And these wood lice really gathered a lot. For Ukraine, a week is an eternity!
You know, I seem to have found a recipe for human happiness. Happiness is when life rolls smoothly. Without potholes and bumps. When in the evening you return to the same place where you left in the morning. When you know what you will do tomorrow and the day after tomorrow. When your loved ones know that tomorrow there will be breakfast, lunch, dinner ...
I, of course, do not touch at all, for example, your Sergey Udaltsov, but I'm sorry, I somehow had to. This is about human rights and other Labuda, which you sometimes poke here for us.
But ... We have problems with this in Ukraine. This is not my personal opinion. Only an official who has at least some statistics can speak about the whole country. Therefore, I climbed into the account of the Accounts Chamber on this issue on the basis of 2017 year. Only just prepared and submitted to 12 September, if anyone should.
I will begin with the figures understandable for the average person, which were voiced by the World Bank:
"If in 2014, 15% of the country's population lived below the poverty line, today it is 25%."
"12% Ukrainians do not have enough money to buy products."
"Analysis of the Accounts Chamber showed that in 2017, 9% of the population suffered from all three forms of poverty - by relative cost criterion, by income below the actual subsistence minimum and by signs of deprivation."
Of course, we can say that life has become more fun. Only on an empty stomach is not particularly hopak dance like. And it’s impossible to write it off as war or wiles of Russia. Moreover, the propaganda is not particularly cover. These are European. And ours.
In short, it’s good that there are still some workers left behind who are bringing money to the nenku. True, more and more of those who remain abroad and drag families to the same place. In my opinion, today it is about 15-18 million people. Truly, a country where dreams come true. And the darkest. The people were convinced that we were tormented by Muscovites, but it turned out that their pans were rotting at times more.
Although, by the way, it seems to me, among the Muscovites, I mean you, the situation is no better.
And we are good people. I will tell you about an incident at the shore of Lake Sivash. In the Dzhankoy region near the village of Stefanovka. Who does not know, it is now Russia.
In short, our boys went fishing. From the Ukrainian village on the other side of the lake. Rifle Genichevsky district of the Kherson region. Networks abandoned. Do not throw fishing rods? And then the vodka disappears. Such a good vodka. Strong. And you know our stinginess and thrift. In short, the vodka was not lost ...
And then the fish went online. Threw half the boat. And half more? We decided to network the neighbors. Well ... Motor is on the boat. Here the Russian border guards ... Good, in principle, the guys were:
"Foreign citizens reported that, having gone fishing, they decided to intentionally moor to the coast of the Crimea to establish friendly relations and exchange experience with the Crimean fishermen."
"Currently, both citizens, according to Russian law, are detained for up to 48 hours to confirm their identity, to completely sober up and establish all the circumstances of the offense committed."
But you shouldn't relax too much. We do not play around. For a long time I talked about all the pravosekakh and other radicals who make us a very nervous system. Today it is the turn to tell about the response of pensioners to the actions of the "pioneers".
On Tuesday, the Kiev police detained an old woman pensioner for shooting young people from the window of her apartment. And do not make big eyes. Granny just got drunk screams under the window. Well, periodic messages sent to some kind of mother. I took the gun and broke up drunk. To be honest, sometimes the desire itself arises.
What is the title for the article disappears. "Pensioner Strikes Back!" Why are there articles for the novel ...
It's time to talk about the serious statements of our Hydrant. Probably, you do not know that we had another Yalta conference. More precisely, the 15-th annual Yalta European Strategy. This is the official name. Residents of Crimea and especially Yalta, please do not worry. We with our ... Artek, the Crimean Prosecutor's Office, the Crimean police, Yalta ... In short, it was in Kiev Yalta.
I, to be completely honest, watched the performance of the Hydrant in person. As Tarakanchik says in such cases: “The hydrant carried such a blizzard that already captured the spirit.” And in the hall there was liquid applause, turning into a malicious smile… But the Hydrant is the Hydrant. Fucking important, but not always used.
So, thesis from the Ukrainian Hydrant on the Constitution:
"Ukraine has outplayed the Russian Federation," the device said, recalling that more than a year later, the Association Agreement between Ukraine and the European Union entered into force. During this period, the share of the European Union in exports ranges from 42 to 43%, rapidly approaching 50%.
“Ukraine is a huge potential of human power, it is a huge potential of human faith, and we have demonstrated it more than once. Ukraine is a Euro-optimistic country with a unique faith in Europe. And regarding the European Union, I want to emphasize that this grandiose is perfect and completed historical the project can only become with Ukraine. Why? Because it’s not the Urals, but our north-eastern border is the border of modern European civilization. "
Here, by the way, it is better to even agree. Crossing over and shouting "Thank God!". In the sense that it is not in the Urals the border of euro values passes. So - let's go there, porazmashistee!
Could not hydrant not to say about his dream - about NATO. For some reason, it is believed that we just sleep and see ourselves in NATO. In fact, fed up with these European aspirations. And generally aspirations. The understanding comes that one should live with one's mind. Not European, not Russian, not American. Own!
"Ukraine is moving towards integration into NATO, and is doing this" not with empty hands. "
"We thank three years for global solidarity, but we independently defended every piece of Ukrainian land. We de facto offer this defense bloc one of the most powerful armies on the continent. And most importantly, we have a unique experience of how to defend ourselves."
"Ukraine’s non-aligned status for national security was more meaningless than the Budapest Memorandum."
But all these conversations run into one problem that just needs to be solved. Money! Where to get them, when there is nothing to earn?
"Ukraine is expected to have peak payments on state debt in 2019, but overcoming the economic crisis and effective economic policy will allow the country to maintain financial stability." / I]
Yes, by the way, right here about pensions is not included, but flies. About our pensions, of course. Which did not pay this month. That is, paid, but not all. Money in dumb. That is, we actually no longer have a scrotum, but a scrotum. Flabby such.
Promised, of course, to pay. Discussed at the level of the Rada. This is what I? And this I mean that too many general trends can be traced to us. We have raised the retirement age - and after 3, the money ran out altogether.
So read the wisdom of our Hydrant read, but think about your own.
[i] "I want to emphasize: as they didn’t wait, when Ukraine’s default was predicted in 2014-15, when we had barely $ 5 billion of foreign reserves, there’s no destabilization now.”
"In Ukraine, direct government debt to gross domestic product in the first half of 2018 was reduced to 63%."
Interesting thoughts Hydrant issued about the upcoming elections. For Russians, as they just survived their own elections, nothing new. Promises are lapped with promises of your politicians one-on-one.
"But of course, the war will definitely leave its mark on the nature of the campaign. In the Ukrainian political, there are those who allow Moscow to walk by themselves."
You probably said that Washington is walking?
"I, as president, firmly guarantee free, fair, democratic elections. The election of the head of state, the election of a new parliament and the election of local governments. We will protect the free will of citizens."
By the way, I quite often hear from the Russians the question of the imposition of martial law because of a war that you don’t want to come to. Do not be surprised, although I am sure that even my fellow citizens will be surprised, but the Hydrant also answered this question.
"In the context of armed aggression, the Ukrainian authorities refused to impose martial law and any restrictions on the political rights and freedoms of citizens."
That's how. By our logic, you wanted to limit our citizens in political rights and freedoms, but the Hydrant "scanned" it and did not allow it! "Salo dropped! Sucks salo!". "Shche, did Ukraine not die?" And the people believe ...
But, for the citizens who live in the Donbas, they promise nothing good. The hydrant learned to manipulate words. And we learned how to decipher them.
"It will be possible to hold local elections in the Donbass only after the withdrawal of Ukrainian troops from the East of Ukraine and ensuring security there. Once the Minsk agreements are implemented, free elections will be held in the Donetsk and Lugansk regions."
Remember the position of the hydrant "letter zyu" because of the promise to stop the war?
"More than four years ago, I said that the ATO will last hours, not months. I emphasize once again - I regret that I raised high expectations. Because a few weeks ago, I apologized for giving hope, which did not come true, a promise that did not materialize. "
"My own experience has taught me to responsibly relate to the promises that you give to people."
Curtain ... Every president would not find it? Here it is straight to take, and begin to treat responsibly. And then look at some, and there, "yes, I gave communication at that time, and now this ...".
To be honest, people are fed up with their kooky. I mean, insects are fed up. And not only to us. In short, we decided to teach you a little lesson. In Russia, ticks do it. We decided not to conduct training so radically. We have spiders and some more. The nature of the kings dirtied you, woodlice.
I do not remember telling you about Karakurt, who could not stand the mockery of the beach on the bank of the Aliman Bay. Crap and crap. Crap and crap. In short, karakurt Madamu for ... Imagine, in the whole of Odessa there was no serum from karakurt bite. What a country ...
We decided to call more liberal spiders. Europeans. Heirakantium last name. But we call him a kind of yellow-soured piercing spider. Spiders reach lengths of 15 mm. They hunt at night. Usually hiding in the leaves of grassy plants, rolled into a tube. Sometimes these spiders attack humans. Their bite is not fatal, but very painful.
"After a bite, people with an acute allergic reaction will get a fever, and not only the bite site, but the entire body will also hurt. My legs will go numb, nervousness and irritability will increase. In severe cases, the symptoms disappear in about ten days. garden should not be forgotten about the elementary precautions. "
The guys, in the sense of spiders, we liked it. Already settled Odessa, Kirovograd, Dnepropetrovsk and Zaporizhia regions. The only thing that scares them is our winter. But we encouraged them. People out without gas, heating and hot water survive, so that God himself told us ...
But there are radicals among us too. Small, hiding in caches. Now these are actively working, the name is similar to the names of relatives of the Hydrant, leptospira.
Radicals are radicals. OUN / UPA parallel with the human world. Three men diagnosed with leptospirosis were hospitalized in Lviv Regional Infectious Diseases Hospital. Two patients came from Lviv, and the third was from the Zhovk district. And last week a man died of leptospirosis ...
On account of the insect conspiracy, of course, I was joking. We do not avenge people. People do a good job of themselves in the long run.
Who dispersed sanepidemstatsii in Ukraine? Are we out for it on the Maidan? Maybe we eliminated the hated Soviet sanitary norms and rules? We have plunged the country into the Middle Ages? Psyllium treat all diseases ...
And further. Have we allowed the creation of an American biochemical laboratory in our land? I will tell you about one patient who was hospitalized to us in the Alexander Hospital. The case is banal. West Nile Fever. In Ukraine. We once built the pyramids. That's when the confirmation of authorship came.
Officially, the man became infected in Crete. The diagnosis of meningeal form of West Nile fever has been officially confirmed. At present, the patient's condition is stable, the dynamics are positive, but it is too early to talk about forecasts.
I will reveal one little secret. But you have to strain your brain and remember the biological laboratories you know that you created the Pentagon around the perimeter of Russia. And I will quote Professor Golubovskaya:
"In the European Union countries, 2018 cases have been recorded since the beginning of 710. Such countries as Serbia, Italy, Greece, Hungary and Romania have suffered the most. The situation is so serious that it is scheduled to be discussed at the 68 session of the WHO Regional Committee for Europe to be held in Rome 17-20 September. "
What's next? Cholera? So already fixed. Typhus? Malaria? Scurvy? Noma? Leprosy? Bubonic plague? Black pox?
And what am I moving away from the traditions? All about serious and serious. And I never scared you. Patriots will learn - castra ... ugh, lyustriruyut. We are so strong that we are already afraid of ourselves. Although, we really need to be afraid, judging by the number of dead and maimed in our army. We don't even need war.
Well, hold on. I know that you are somewhere in the east of the country, conduct exercises. And that's not scary. How can be scary from the "East-2018". Rather, there is an association with some spacecraft or bathyscaphe. In short, you do not know how to submit a product by person. And they did not know how ...
Well, what is this name for the doctrine - "Commonwealth", "East", "West" ... Ugh.
Learn from Europeans! In the sense of ours. Rapid Trident-2018. Or Riverine-2018. Yes, at least Storm - 2018, if you have with foreign mova tight. Scared? That's the same thing. How do you call a boat, so she sails (c).
I watched the video from your teachings. Well, nothing goes. You have more money, you can bulge out of the air. For the time being, we will "reflect the naval landing" in Berdyansk, Kherson, Zaporozhye, Odessa, and Nikolaev. All available. To complete exhaustion, in the sense of annihilation.
Well, the traditional peremoga of this week! In Lviv, 20 coffee was brewed in a single Turk!
SUHS three times! It was necessary to gather blacksmiths. Take copper and iron and forge a 25-kilogram Turk. Then pour it with water. Throw half a kilo of coffee. And ... peremoga! Almost 200 parasite ... ugh, volunteers got a cup of coffee.
“Turku, which weighs 25 kg, smiths forged iron and copper. Barista poured one and a half kilograms of selected Arabica to the barista. They prepared a drink for about 20 minutes. But they couldn’t remove a huge Turk from the fire, help was needed.”
It was necessary, of course, to invite chefs from Mexico City. These 20 liters of coffee and their 70-meter sandwich, weighing 865 kilograms ... And for particularly patriotic, like me, Cubans with their Kuba Rible cocktail. This is when one giant “glass” fits over a hundred bottles of rum, 200 liters of coca-cola and a few buckets of ice. In the village would ...
In the meantime, see you. All cellars clogged for the winter. Healthy organisms and tranquility for tomorrow. Will live!
P.S. Photos that I painted "Notes" may seem to someone "not in the subject", but they carry almost no semantic meaning. Just fresh pictures from Kiev, nothing more.
So I welcome the family and guests that "went to the light." I am back with another “piece of food” for your brain and heart. We will dissect our next "woodlice" together. And these wood lice really gathered a lot. For Ukraine, a week is an eternity!
You know, I seem to have found a recipe for human happiness. Happiness is when life rolls smoothly. Without potholes and bumps. When in the evening you return to the same place where you left in the morning. When you know what you will do tomorrow and the day after tomorrow. When your loved ones know that tomorrow there will be breakfast, lunch, dinner ...
I, of course, do not touch at all, for example, your Sergey Udaltsov, but I'm sorry, I somehow had to. This is about human rights and other Labuda, which you sometimes poke here for us.
But ... We have problems with this in Ukraine. This is not my personal opinion. Only an official who has at least some statistics can speak about the whole country. Therefore, I climbed into the account of the Accounts Chamber on this issue on the basis of 2017 year. Only just prepared and submitted to 12 September, if anyone should.
I will begin with the figures understandable for the average person, which were voiced by the World Bank:
"If in 2014, 15% of the country's population lived below the poverty line, today it is 25%."
"12% Ukrainians do not have enough money to buy products."
"Analysis of the Accounts Chamber showed that in 2017, 9% of the population suffered from all three forms of poverty - by relative cost criterion, by income below the actual subsistence minimum and by signs of deprivation."
Of course, we can say that life has become more fun. Only on an empty stomach is not particularly hopak dance like. And it’s impossible to write it off as war or wiles of Russia. Moreover, the propaganda is not particularly cover. These are European. And ours.
In short, it’s good that there are still some workers left behind who are bringing money to the nenku. True, more and more of those who remain abroad and drag families to the same place. In my opinion, today it is about 15-18 million people. Truly, a country where dreams come true. And the darkest. The people were convinced that we were tormented by Muscovites, but it turned out that their pans were rotting at times more.
Although, by the way, it seems to me, among the Muscovites, I mean you, the situation is no better.
And we are good people. I will tell you about an incident at the shore of Lake Sivash. In the Dzhankoy region near the village of Stefanovka. Who does not know, it is now Russia.
In short, our boys went fishing. From the Ukrainian village on the other side of the lake. Rifle Genichevsky district of the Kherson region. Networks abandoned. Do not throw fishing rods? And then the vodka disappears. Such a good vodka. Strong. And you know our stinginess and thrift. In short, the vodka was not lost ...
And then the fish went online. Threw half the boat. And half more? We decided to network the neighbors. Well ... Motor is on the boat. Here the Russian border guards ... Good, in principle, the guys were:
"Foreign citizens reported that, having gone fishing, they decided to intentionally moor to the coast of the Crimea to establish friendly relations and exchange experience with the Crimean fishermen."
"Currently, both citizens, according to Russian law, are detained for up to 48 hours to confirm their identity, to completely sober up and establish all the circumstances of the offense committed."
But you shouldn't relax too much. We do not play around. For a long time I talked about all the pravosekakh and other radicals who make us a very nervous system. Today it is the turn to tell about the response of pensioners to the actions of the "pioneers".
On Tuesday, the Kiev police detained an old woman pensioner for shooting young people from the window of her apartment. And do not make big eyes. Granny just got drunk screams under the window. Well, periodic messages sent to some kind of mother. I took the gun and broke up drunk. To be honest, sometimes the desire itself arises.
What is the title for the article disappears. "Pensioner Strikes Back!" Why are there articles for the novel ...
It's time to talk about the serious statements of our Hydrant. Probably, you do not know that we had another Yalta conference. More precisely, the 15-th annual Yalta European Strategy. This is the official name. Residents of Crimea and especially Yalta, please do not worry. We with our ... Artek, the Crimean Prosecutor's Office, the Crimean police, Yalta ... In short, it was in Kiev Yalta.
I, to be completely honest, watched the performance of the Hydrant in person. As Tarakanchik says in such cases: “The hydrant carried such a blizzard that already captured the spirit.” And in the hall there was liquid applause, turning into a malicious smile… But the Hydrant is the Hydrant. Fucking important, but not always used.
So, thesis from the Ukrainian Hydrant on the Constitution:
"Ukraine has outplayed the Russian Federation," the device said, recalling that more than a year later, the Association Agreement between Ukraine and the European Union entered into force. During this period, the share of the European Union in exports ranges from 42 to 43%, rapidly approaching 50%.
“Ukraine is a huge potential of human power, it is a huge potential of human faith, and we have demonstrated it more than once. Ukraine is a Euro-optimistic country with a unique faith in Europe. And regarding the European Union, I want to emphasize that this grandiose is perfect and completed historical the project can only become with Ukraine. Why? Because it’s not the Urals, but our north-eastern border is the border of modern European civilization. "
Here, by the way, it is better to even agree. Crossing over and shouting "Thank God!". In the sense that it is not in the Urals the border of euro values passes. So - let's go there, porazmashistee!
Could not hydrant not to say about his dream - about NATO. For some reason, it is believed that we just sleep and see ourselves in NATO. In fact, fed up with these European aspirations. And generally aspirations. The understanding comes that one should live with one's mind. Not European, not Russian, not American. Own!
"Ukraine is moving towards integration into NATO, and is doing this" not with empty hands. "
"We thank three years for global solidarity, but we independently defended every piece of Ukrainian land. We de facto offer this defense bloc one of the most powerful armies on the continent. And most importantly, we have a unique experience of how to defend ourselves."
"Ukraine’s non-aligned status for national security was more meaningless than the Budapest Memorandum."
But all these conversations run into one problem that just needs to be solved. Money! Where to get them, when there is nothing to earn?
"Ukraine is expected to have peak payments on state debt in 2019, but overcoming the economic crisis and effective economic policy will allow the country to maintain financial stability." / I]
Yes, by the way, right here about pensions is not included, but flies. About our pensions, of course. Which did not pay this month. That is, paid, but not all. Money in dumb. That is, we actually no longer have a scrotum, but a scrotum. Flabby such.
Promised, of course, to pay. Discussed at the level of the Rada. This is what I? And this I mean that too many general trends can be traced to us. We have raised the retirement age - and after 3, the money ran out altogether.
So read the wisdom of our Hydrant read, but think about your own.
[i] "I want to emphasize: as they didn’t wait, when Ukraine’s default was predicted in 2014-15, when we had barely $ 5 billion of foreign reserves, there’s no destabilization now.”
"In Ukraine, direct government debt to gross domestic product in the first half of 2018 was reduced to 63%."
Interesting thoughts Hydrant issued about the upcoming elections. For Russians, as they just survived their own elections, nothing new. Promises are lapped with promises of your politicians one-on-one.
"But of course, the war will definitely leave its mark on the nature of the campaign. In the Ukrainian political, there are those who allow Moscow to walk by themselves."
You probably said that Washington is walking?
"I, as president, firmly guarantee free, fair, democratic elections. The election of the head of state, the election of a new parliament and the election of local governments. We will protect the free will of citizens."
By the way, I quite often hear from the Russians the question of the imposition of martial law because of a war that you don’t want to come to. Do not be surprised, although I am sure that even my fellow citizens will be surprised, but the Hydrant also answered this question.
"In the context of armed aggression, the Ukrainian authorities refused to impose martial law and any restrictions on the political rights and freedoms of citizens."
That's how. By our logic, you wanted to limit our citizens in political rights and freedoms, but the Hydrant "scanned" it and did not allow it! "Salo dropped! Sucks salo!". "Shche, did Ukraine not die?" And the people believe ...
But, for the citizens who live in the Donbas, they promise nothing good. The hydrant learned to manipulate words. And we learned how to decipher them.
"It will be possible to hold local elections in the Donbass only after the withdrawal of Ukrainian troops from the East of Ukraine and ensuring security there. Once the Minsk agreements are implemented, free elections will be held in the Donetsk and Lugansk regions."
Remember the position of the hydrant "letter zyu" because of the promise to stop the war?
"More than four years ago, I said that the ATO will last hours, not months. I emphasize once again - I regret that I raised high expectations. Because a few weeks ago, I apologized for giving hope, which did not come true, a promise that did not materialize. "
"My own experience has taught me to responsibly relate to the promises that you give to people."
Curtain ... Every president would not find it? Here it is straight to take, and begin to treat responsibly. And then look at some, and there, "yes, I gave communication at that time, and now this ...".
To be honest, people are fed up with their kooky. I mean, insects are fed up. And not only to us. In short, we decided to teach you a little lesson. In Russia, ticks do it. We decided not to conduct training so radically. We have spiders and some more. The nature of the kings dirtied you, woodlice.
I do not remember telling you about Karakurt, who could not stand the mockery of the beach on the bank of the Aliman Bay. Crap and crap. Crap and crap. In short, karakurt Madamu for ... Imagine, in the whole of Odessa there was no serum from karakurt bite. What a country ...
We decided to call more liberal spiders. Europeans. Heirakantium last name. But we call him a kind of yellow-soured piercing spider. Spiders reach lengths of 15 mm. They hunt at night. Usually hiding in the leaves of grassy plants, rolled into a tube. Sometimes these spiders attack humans. Their bite is not fatal, but very painful.
"After a bite, people with an acute allergic reaction will get a fever, and not only the bite site, but the entire body will also hurt. My legs will go numb, nervousness and irritability will increase. In severe cases, the symptoms disappear in about ten days. garden should not be forgotten about the elementary precautions. "
The guys, in the sense of spiders, we liked it. Already settled Odessa, Kirovograd, Dnepropetrovsk and Zaporizhia regions. The only thing that scares them is our winter. But we encouraged them. People out without gas, heating and hot water survive, so that God himself told us ...
But there are radicals among us too. Small, hiding in caches. Now these are actively working, the name is similar to the names of relatives of the Hydrant, leptospira.
Radicals are radicals. OUN / UPA parallel with the human world. Three men diagnosed with leptospirosis were hospitalized in Lviv Regional Infectious Diseases Hospital. Two patients came from Lviv, and the third was from the Zhovk district. And last week a man died of leptospirosis ...
On account of the insect conspiracy, of course, I was joking. We do not avenge people. People do a good job of themselves in the long run.
Who dispersed sanepidemstatsii in Ukraine? Are we out for it on the Maidan? Maybe we eliminated the hated Soviet sanitary norms and rules? We have plunged the country into the Middle Ages? Psyllium treat all diseases ...
And further. Have we allowed the creation of an American biochemical laboratory in our land? I will tell you about one patient who was hospitalized to us in the Alexander Hospital. The case is banal. West Nile Fever. In Ukraine. We once built the pyramids. That's when the confirmation of authorship came.
Officially, the man became infected in Crete. The diagnosis of meningeal form of West Nile fever has been officially confirmed. At present, the patient's condition is stable, the dynamics are positive, but it is too early to talk about forecasts.
I will reveal one little secret. But you have to strain your brain and remember the biological laboratories you know that you created the Pentagon around the perimeter of Russia. And I will quote Professor Golubovskaya:
"In the European Union countries, 2018 cases have been recorded since the beginning of 710. Such countries as Serbia, Italy, Greece, Hungary and Romania have suffered the most. The situation is so serious that it is scheduled to be discussed at the 68 session of the WHO Regional Committee for Europe to be held in Rome 17-20 September. "
What's next? Cholera? So already fixed. Typhus? Malaria? Scurvy? Noma? Leprosy? Bubonic plague? Black pox?
And what am I moving away from the traditions? All about serious and serious. And I never scared you. Patriots will learn - castra ... ugh, lyustriruyut. We are so strong that we are already afraid of ourselves. Although, we really need to be afraid, judging by the number of dead and maimed in our army. We don't even need war.
Well, hold on. I know that you are somewhere in the east of the country, conduct exercises. And that's not scary. How can be scary from the "East-2018". Rather, there is an association with some spacecraft or bathyscaphe. In short, you do not know how to submit a product by person. And they did not know how ...
Well, what is this name for the doctrine - "Commonwealth", "East", "West" ... Ugh.
Learn from Europeans! In the sense of ours. Rapid Trident-2018. Or Riverine-2018. Yes, at least Storm - 2018, if you have with foreign mova tight. Scared? That's the same thing. How do you call a boat, so she sails (c).
I watched the video from your teachings. Well, nothing goes. You have more money, you can bulge out of the air. For the time being, we will "reflect the naval landing" in Berdyansk, Kherson, Zaporozhye, Odessa, and Nikolaev. All available. To complete exhaustion, in the sense of annihilation.
Well, the traditional peremoga of this week! In Lviv, 20 coffee was brewed in a single Turk!
SUHS three times! It was necessary to gather blacksmiths. Take copper and iron and forge a 25-kilogram Turk. Then pour it with water. Throw half a kilo of coffee. And ... peremoga! Almost 200 parasite ... ugh, volunteers got a cup of coffee.
“Turku, which weighs 25 kg, smiths forged iron and copper. Barista poured one and a half kilograms of selected Arabica to the barista. They prepared a drink for about 20 minutes. But they couldn’t remove a huge Turk from the fire, help was needed.”
It was necessary, of course, to invite chefs from Mexico City. These 20 liters of coffee and their 70-meter sandwich, weighing 865 kilograms ... And for particularly patriotic, like me, Cubans with their Kuba Rible cocktail. This is when one giant “glass” fits over a hundred bottles of rum, 200 liters of coca-cola and a few buckets of ice. In the village would ...
In the meantime, see you. All cellars clogged for the winter. Healthy organisms and tranquility for tomorrow. Will live!
P.S. Photos that I painted "Notes" may seem to someone "not in the subject", but they carry almost no semantic meaning. Just fresh pictures from Kiev, nothing more.
Information