Notes of the Colorado Cockroach. Prostitutes are getting more expensive - we are waiting for new ...
Greetings to you, dear readers and friends! As always, at the end of the next week I hurry to share with you my own feelings and observations of the world around us.
Immediately stunned: the world is what it is. On the one hand, blood is flowing somewhere, on the other, whiskey and brandy are flowing. And all this at the same time, in the same state and with the same people.
By the way, if you have already touched on the topic of brandy. Everything! Soon there will be no such drink in Ukraine. Disappear, as the "Soviet champagne" disappeared. Once upon a time I wrote about it. As part of the decommunization, we renamed "Soviet" champagne to "Soviet".
Now, however, already within the framework of our accelerated movement (?) In the EU, we are abandoning brandy. This is what Eduard Gorodetsky, the director of the Odessa Brandy Factory, said on this occasion: “We are certainly ready to fulfill all the requirements provided for in the Association Agreement. that the interests of the country are more important than the interests of the business, we will be ready to adopt a new name for brandy when the period of the transition period ends. "
That's how this one of my editors will survive, eager for our “Shabo”, I do not even know. But it is necessary either to forget at all, or to break your head, what to order to gentlemen the suppliers in the near future.
But I want to participate in the development of a new name for the former brandy. There are several options. How do you like "Gidnyak"? Modern and pure in our way. Or by analogy with gorilka - "Gomyrka"?
Although, given the intelligence of our present atamans, I think they will stop at the old, again, still the Soviet “Horse Yak”. And in favor of the radicals from the party Lyashko turned "hut to the forest ass" - "Yak horse"! Again, in Ukrainian will sound. Patriotic.
I was asked this week about the changes to the Constitution that the Hydrant is proposing. Funny people. As if someone somewhere lives according to this very Constitution. For me, the most non-enforceable Law in any state is this very Constitution.
But if people are interested ... Allow me. September 4 Hydrant submitted a draft to the Verkhovna Rada. Brought and dumped, otherwise not to say.
The article 85 proposes to determine that the powers of the Verkhovna Rada include "defining the foundations of domestic and foreign policy, implementing the strategic course of the state to acquire full membership of Ukraine in the European Union and the North Atlantic Treaty Organization."
Translated into a normal language, the Hydrant legislates the fact of our "Europeanness." So that no one could poke us in the nose with all the Khazars, Tatars, Turks and other North Asians. Europeans and no nails!
The article 102 proposed to supplement the provision that "the President of Ukraine is the guarantor of the implementation of the strategic course of the state to acquire full membership of Ukraine in the European Union and the North Atlantic Treaty Organization."
Article 116 is supplemented by a new clause, according to which the Cabinet of Ministers "ensures the implementation of the strategic course of the state to acquire full membership of Ukraine in the European Union and the North Atlantic Treaty Organization."
In short, "The proposed legislative initiative aims to make the necessary changes to the Constitution of Ukraine in order to implement the purposeful pragmatic course of Ukraine to acquire full membership of Ukraine in the European Union and in the North Atlantic Treaty Organization as strategic foreign policy priorities of the state."
I simply quoted an explanatory note from the Hydrant.
In short, now at the level of the Constitution, we are simply obliged (if adopted in the Rada), even if it’s stuffed, even carcass, but to get into the organizations mentioned. There is no going back.
And if there is this way, even if it takes some time, the goal is determined by the Constitution itself. The EU and NATO are our everything!
We Europeans are such great people. We even kavuny grow to huge sizes. Vaughn, September 5, our Foreign Ministry on its page "Cultural Diplomacy" posted a kavun (do you think the watermelon) weighing 119 kilograms grown in the Kherson region! And the signature:
"The biggest berry in the world. These are the watermelons that the generous land of the Kherson region gives birth to."
We have already taken to the streets to shout "Glory to Kavuna!", And here ... There are also traitors among Ukrainians. In particular, Vlad Antonov. That's who asked him in the kavuny poking around? No, he puts his journalistic nose in all the cracks. In order to insult our Ministry of Foreign Affairs and in his person all our government.
"It turned out that the photo was not from Kherson region at all, but very from Michigan, and for 2013 a year ... You have this Kherson region."
According to him, a record watermelon for Michigan was raised by Bill Edwards. At the same time, the berry was the largest in the world at that time.
You probably thought that the Ukrainian Foreign Ministry apologized for the fake? Aha, rushed diplomats, losing trousers, apologize. Immediately all of the Ukrainian scheme caught by the hand will be. Kavun really existed. Only Ksenia's secretary was too lazy to take a picture and took a photo from the Internet.
To photograph this giant today is impossible, since it was transferred to the wounded in the hospital. There he was divided into a thousand pieces and eaten! And do not roll on our Foreign Ministry a barrel. Klimkin, at least his own face does not photoshop and does not give out for the cover of a respected publication. And how they used to say in the empire - like a priest, so is the arrival ...
So instead of a record Kherson, this one came out with us ... In short, Kherson is abbreviated.
But, as an honest cockroach, I will inform you that we have achievements in this area! We grow plants. The truth is reliably known only about the huge mushrooms in the Carpathian region. Can you imagine a mushroom the size of an umbrella? And they are. In the Carpathian region.
I, as you know, have been in the Chernobyl zone. So there, they say, in the beginning you go for mushrooms, then the mushrooms follow you. In general, mushrooms are a very useful product. One will feed you, another cartoon will show ...
Well, it's time to scare you. Russian media are silent about the fact that we are deploying a naval group in the Sea of Azov. Do not tell the whole truth about our power! True, and we are not told. But, we know ...
We are transferring our small armored artillery boats to the Sea of Azov! From Nikolaev. Those who wish can see our fleet on car trailers. thirty% fleet already thrown! Learn! I mean, one boat has already been transported. Two more left.
"It is expected that by the end of the year, the naval base of the Ukrainian Navy will be created in the Azov Sea by transferring the Southern naval base from Nikolaev to that which, before the occupation of the Crimea, was located in Novoozernoye in the Donuzlav Bay. future deployment of forces and equipment. "
Oh, and when we somehow ship, decommissioned from the US deliver ... I wrote about it a couple of years ago. Can you imagine what will happen in the Azov Sea? Yes, we will drive you with your "Caliber" dirty broom! And you can not do anything to us!
Russian boats for our not hijack. We have a little secret. “Full back” is faster than “Full back”. And mobility? Not a single country in the world at such a speed can transfer the entire fleet from one sea to another! And we can! A dozen trailers, a dozen "KrAZov", and all. What can I say, our sailors in general can drag the entire fleet dragging!
By the way, here recently the Hydrant announced another peremog of Ukrainian scientists. Our experts were able to intercept and decode the signals from the Russian military satellites! Americans can not, but for us it's like two fingers on the asphalt ...
I here consulted with drunks in the yard, what you need to drink, so that it is buggy as from the strongest drugs. Otherwise, to voice such news just impossible. Experts concluded that the Hydrant drinks everything that burns. In addition to coal and wood. So, there is still much to strive for ...
Who doesn't know, back in the 30 of the last century, the inventors from IG Farben thought up how to do everything from coal: alcohol, gasoline, kerosene. Synthetic. And nothing, and the whole war was fought, butorya slightly with products from Romanian oil.
So we have a perspective in this respect - you can download it!
In general, you can drink a lot, if you eat a lot of snacks. And not anyhow what, and national, record! In the city of Korosten Zhytomyr region on Saturday, September 8, set a national record for cooking derun. During the international festival of potato pancakes, local craftsmen prepared potato pancakes weighing 180 kg.
Oh, this would be a derun, but under the Yak Kon and the flag a record of balloons, which was built in Zaporozhye. And nearby, a couple of buses are pulled by our strongmen from Vinnitsa. Solid Peremoga ...
But there is also zrada. We have a war here in Kiev. Hot. I mean, for the hot water.
If someone does not know, so basically it, her darling, does not have hot water. It is all about vrazhin Akhmetov. This gentleman bought 80% of Kiev's heating network for its use. And by 2016, he coughed up debt in 6 of billions of hryvnias to Naftogaz.
True, Akhmetov owes a little more, about 7 billions. But who cares if there are bills, but there is no water?
Today, the government decided to revive an organization such as the Kiev Teplovik. And so that this organization would give the Kiyans hot water, like in the good old days.
Akhmetov did not even mind to transfer all the property. But here is the sun, only with debts!
In the meantime, in Kiev like mushrooms start to grow small boiler rooms, which really heat the water and sell it to residents. Lucky.
And then our night service market responded strangely. I will give no details, I will give between the lines, because the Cockroach may not appreciate my awareness of these issues. The difference now in the visit of "priestesses" with hot water against the "chilled" is 500 hryvnia. For hot water is worth the money, and there is nothing to erode here.
There is still a difference between the whore and the bath.
I wandered through the streets here, as usual. And came across another zradu. That's how you like it? We have already released 470 cars in August! In January-August 2018, the production of motor vehicles in Ukraine decreased by 2017% to 7 units compared to the same period of 4544, while the production of motor vehicles decreased by 67% compared to the same period last year. 1 (one) truck released!
No, well zrada same! Almost in the center (well, not in the center, but still!) Of the capital of Independent Ukraine, some of the citizens are selling okupanskie cars!
And do not say that these "Niva" here since the time of Maidan, stand, how do you like it ???
But against that and there is nothing to hide the patriot. For zrada zdradnaya ...
And that the most vile - in fact they buy! And to other regions on transit are being driven!
Honestly, I am writing, but in my head there is a thought - where are we going ... And, most importantly, how and why? Even the patriotism of the homeowner's tailgate has no place left. "Vesta" crushed.
Country-village? "Wild and simpatishnoe"? May be. Well at least in this regard, the fields and gardens are more or less normal. But the market-shop report in the next issue.
Here we have this "Dranik House." Draniki is, there is enough chaos too. And yet, despite everything, I wish you all good health! Will live!
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