Notes of the Colorado Cockroach. The service of the Falcons of Ukraine intensified!
Greetings to you, my dear friends! As you know, we prefer to be nocturnal. This is what I remember? We have one advantage that you should be aware of. To make yourself look better and the surroundings were beautiful, just turn off the lights. Some readers are well aware of this. Judging by their perception of the world.
In philosophy, there is one of the directions of idealism, the essence of which is simple: there is only what I see! Everything else is a mirage. Very, I will tell you, the correct course. I do not like something, turned away, and everything. There is no this "something"! However, you can just turn on the light. Then the "carriage turns into a pumpkin" by itself. Only the world around it does not change. He is as he is, and will be so ...
We have had a week as always. Interesting and unpredictable. And this is due to ... US elections. Do not believe it, but it hurts us that in America Russia chooses presidents and all sorts of congressmen there, but we don’t. Disorder it.
Thank you to our Service of the Falcons of Ukraine! I found and liquidated a whole network of Internet agitators, whom the special services of the Russian Federation attracted to prepare for interference in the election of the President of Ukraine.
“Russian special services have attracted residents of the cities of Dnipro, Krivoi Rog and Nikopol, who are administrators of groups in social networks, to the“ cooperation ”through the Internet’s communication capabilities. The special services of the Russian Federation have been tasked with preparing a“ bridgehead ”for conducting pre-planned events to influence the course of future presidential elections Of Ukraine by manipulating the public opinion of Internet users. "
“Russian curators also planned activities to exacerbate the socio-political situation on the eve of and during the presidential elections in Ukraine. To do this, the performers had to“ twist ” news to discredit the bodies of state power and local self-government and create groups on supposedly patriotic groups on social networks. "
So I am now an agent of your FSB.
Together with all those who do not support the government and personally Poroshenko. The nuts of freedom of speech in Ukraine are tightening more and more. The only thing I didn’t understand was that it was preventing Moscow’s special services from creating such resources right in Moscow? Probably, your experts specifically decided to substitute the Ukrainians under the SBU. Well, it turns out according to the logic of our specialists ...
It is understandable. Here you think that this is all fiction. And then how about the books that smuggle to us? Most importantly, the authors are such anti-Ukrainian: Dontsova, Ustinova and others ... Like the detectives write, but in reality? They promote Russian operas and investigators! Imagine trying to get us a 591 (!) Kilogram of books!
“Detained products have a propaganda focus, in particular, reveals military themes, propagandizes communist values and Soviet ideology, social structure and advantages of a“ federal ”state structure, which, according to the legislation of Ukraine, are prohibited for distribution and use on the territory of Ukraine.”
But most importantly, "the book was planned to be distributed in the spring of 2019, with the goal of destabilizing the political situation in Ukraine." Somehow I recalled a conversation with a neighbor who had returned from summer summer with a beautiful Doberman. I then sincerely admired this creature. And I will give the answer of the neighbor completely. "Yes, beautiful. And ambitious! When I bought it in the spring, he was a pincher. And a dwarf ..."
So we have a growing Russian threat. From miniature pinscher to Dobermans. From detective to political agitation. From simple communication on interests in political agitation in social networks. But we have room to grow! Ray Bradbury, “451 degree Fahrenheit” remember - books measure in kilograms. Could not count the number of letters? It would look even cooler - Tame Customs confiscated 50 billions of printed Russian letters!
Once in one of the most educated republics of the USSR books began to be measured in kilograms ... Like potatoes ... The next step is the fires from books in the squares. Although it was already, and it was not once.
Although what I'm writing ... has already begun. There in the Dnieper area on Thursday, two entered the bookstore. Do you think buy a book? You are mistaken. Mobile phone was needed! And the books ... Burn well. True, for this they need to be disclosed. But this robbers did not know.
“A man came into the shop and asked to show the book for a gift. Going to the shelves, the seller felt a blow to the head. After that, another man came into the store and began to douse the floor with an unknown substance and set fire. The attackers took the mobile phone, disappeared money and scene of the incident. "
Do you know who most often hears the phrase "My God, how big"? Do not believe it, but according to statistics it is a spider! Not any tarantula, but an ordinary little spider. I remembered this simply because it is possible to “ignite” in a different way.
Won in Odessa on Friday annealed red! Not cockroaches, but people. Festival redheads. Why? Ginger gathered and walked along the Primorsky Boulevard from Duke to Teatralnaya.
True, red in Odessa is not enough. Total 83 person was. But other "suits" place in competitions, gifts, free ice cream and other dances are not forbidden. Now Odessa citizens are searching for redheads in Ukraine for the next year. On the record go. We must also find 17 people.
Or another example of "ignition". Border guards shared information. At the checkpoint Krakovec, standing in a queue, a group of Ukrainians arranged an incendiary disco. The Poles stood with their mouths open.
Why be surprised? In Africa, this is a normal thing. I once been there for a long time. In one village I participated in digging a ditch for water. Tired very much! Although a shovel picked the ground once 10-15 from the force. Imagine, the whole village lined up with shovels along the future channel of the ditch. The leader at the head of the column.
And then the process. The cries of the leader. All together shovel shovels into the ground. Once dug and five or ten minutes dancing together. With songs. Oh, our shovels did not give ... Goons these Poles. Or maybe on the border with the Crimea to dance? I remembered here, in the same way Bender and Vorobyaninov danced on the road ... Considering that Krakovets is on the Ukrainian-Polish border ...
With the Crimea especially joking is impossible. Here our one came back from there. I told the case. I can not vouch for authenticity, but for what I bought, for selling it. Cafe on the beach. The people are eating and, you know, resting. And one of my compatriots began to "swing the law." Give a bill in hryvnia.
And then the standard set of our idiocy. "There is no legal authority", "occupation", "coup d'etat". The girl-waitress stands, looks at this miracle and quietly shizet. Well, ours have realized. Hryvnia taken. Changed and paid in rubles. Sorry. And the "crazy-kneed" side was then pinched. Aside.
With obsessed order with us. You could even say our insanity has become European. Well, here is an example. In one of the hotel complexes of the city of Khust, Transcarpathian region, two men staged a shooting. There was a conflict between 26-year-olds and 29-year-olds in the neighboring area, during which they used their registered non-combat pistols. In short, duel! One in the hospital, the second in the neighborhood. Europe…
Yes, and foreign "not in themselves" come to us! The police at Ben-Gurion airport in Israel took eight people off the plane of the UIA airline who were going to take a pilgrimage to the Ukrainian city of Uman because of a drunken fight with the crew members.
"According to the Israeli travel agencies, this year, about 30 thousands of Braslaw Hassids and other religious Jews will fly to Uman. The most" hot "days are expected in Ben-Gurion 6 and 8 of September."
If someone does not know, Rabbi Nachman is buried in Uman. Hasids believe that the meeting of Rosh Hashanah (New Year on the Jewish calendar) at the grave of Nachman brings happiness for the whole year. Every year Uman shakes from pilgrims. I have nowhere to put my idiots, and here we have foreign ones ...
Should I surprise you? Remember childhood? You are northerners. Remember how as you grew up the snow women became more and more detailed? That's about me.
In Lviv, they detained a Russian wanted by Russia for participating in a terrorist group. About this on Thursday, 30 August, the press service of the prosecutor's office of the Lviv region. The Supreme Court of Russia, by its ruling of July 27 of 2017, appointed the man a sentence of five years imprisonment. And he ran to us. Hero!
To be honest, this behavior of our prosecutor's office is surprising. We have hundreds of criminals from Russia are hiding. Including in punitive battalions. And this somehow caught. By the way, you do not expect it so easy to get. You ask us. Provide paper. Give our "political prisoners" ...
Once in my childhood, I "destroyed the education system" in front of my parents. On a walk, I got up on the corner of the house and ... In short, when my dad asked what I was doing, he replied that I was checking geometry. Stood for half an hour! Conclusion: They lie at school! Judging by my experience, there are no 90 degrees there! Exactly the same temperature as everywhere else!
I read your messages about fuel price increase in Russia. Our temperature is exactly the same. In Ukraine, on Thursday, August 30, the average price of all types of gasoline and diesel fuel increased by 12-16 kopecks per liter, depending on the type of fuel. In just a few days, average prices jumped by about 60 kop.
Looked here at the gas station. All types of fuel at WOG stations went up by 50 cop. / L: A-92 gasoline went up to 31,95 UAH / l, A-95 - to 32,95 UAH / l, A-95 + - to 33,95 UAH / l, DT - to 30,45 UAH / l. And something does not believe in the "quick stop of this locomotive." Fuel costs are included in the final cost of all goods and services. We wait...
I understand that you are waiting for a description of our reaction to events in the DPR. So, if we discard the radical assholes, the reaction is ambiguous. It is clear that our authorities climb out of their skin, telling that we have nothing to do with it. Analysts are different, political scientists, combat officers, deputies ...
But the people are well aware that the event is extremely alarming. Whoever commits this murder, society has seriously stirred it up. Most today think about how many more deaths will follow this death. No, no fear. There is an understanding and awareness of the presentiment of death.
Anyway, our army today is stronger than the Republican army. Capture the territory of Donbass, we can. Unless, of course, Russia will intervene. But why? For our part, there are many widows, orphans, people with disabilities who have big complaints against Republicans. This is not pravoseki or nationalists. Simple people.
On the other side, I am sure, there are also a lot of people who lost relatives, friends, and twin cities. People who lost property during this war. They also will not forgive. Again, not the activists of the Russian world. Simple people.
Donbass wants to live separately? Let him live. What is the status? And not important. New country, unrecognized republic, autonomy. It is clear that time is needed today. Just time. To replace the wounds with scars. To mature or grow old those who lost friends in the battles, to establish a peaceful life.
The most disgusting is that this murder knocks the soil of the opponents of the regime. On us, and so pours a stream of shit, which is associated with the aggression of Russia. Thank you, even though the TV turned off the analog. Now only the figure in Ukraine. Villagers were left without ideological support. But will return soon.
It is clear that all these events are connected with the ambitions of our Hydrant. I really do not want him to flee from Ukraine. Understands that he has only two ways. Back to the presidential office or in the camera. But we are no better off.
Everything. You need to finish the notes. As soon as I start writing about the East, many questions immediately arise that I cannot answer. It does not give in to logic.
And to you, as always peace, health and family happiness. Let autumn bring full pantries of food. Will live!
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