Notes of the Colorado Cockroach. We want fallowing and modernization from the EU!
Greetings to you dear readers, dear friends and literate "political scientists." I got you to the last notes. It was interesting to read your attitude to the opinions of others, even Russians, but behind the curb? I liked your reaction. But it was not only you who reacted, but also your "enemies".
I even made a small selection of comments. Without any problems. This is a small part of what is written there. Just to make it clear, on the one hand and on the other, how we will be able to conduct "peace negotiations" today. I will cite only a few statements. And for intrigue, and verification (there are readers who do not believe that this can be) leave the address of these statements at the end of the notes.
"Give Ukrainian Land and Live, Russians ...".
"Russians are enemies, and they must be beaten wherever you see! A good Russian is a dead Russian!"
“Lapot will eat bread with you. And then he spoils you for soup.”
You can, of course, continue quoting, but disgusting. Therefore, we proceed to our affairs. More precisely, to things about which someone heard, someone did not hear, but someone is not at all interested.
Remember the old children's joke about Vovochka who was asked how much it would be if eight were divided in half? A beautiful illustration of different points of view on the same fact. Some will simply answer - four. Others are two zeros. Third - two troechki. It all depends on how to divide. Or cut ...
I'll start with the question I was asked in the comments. About mobile synagogues. Alas, but according to my data, this is a fake. But the bickering in church circles is not a joke. It is a fact. Simply, I will not say for what reasons, the media are silent about this. And we, and you.
Independence Day, about which we will talk today, and with which I will illustrate today's “Notes”, was to begin, as Poroshenko’s idea, with “Prayer for Ukraine”, in which all heads of churches that exist in Ukraine and representatives of the highest state bodies participated authorities.
I am not a big specialist in religious matters. I had to talk to those who are, so to speak, in the thick of things. So, I quote Dmitry Skvortsov:
"The only bright spot in this gloomy and dreary action is that the head of the UOC-MP did not participate in the actual prayer for Ukraine. Metropolitan Onufry treated the secular greeting. The fact is that the joint prayer with the heretics (which the Orthodox, Catholics consider themselves to be mutual , including Uniates, Protestants, Armenian Miafizites, not to mention the Jews and Muslims) are strictly prohibited by the apostolic rules, the flesh before excommunication. Therefore, the Orthodox archpastor was not baptized, even when some of the aforementioned comrades commemorated Jesus Christ. He obviously believes in it in their mouths holy name sounds like blasphemy. "
But that's not all. Those of you who watched our parade drew attention not only to what most of the Russian media wrote about the Bandera greeting, which was used during the parade (by the way, it is not officially in our military manuals!) Or "Glory! Glory! Glory! " instead of "Hooray!". But the fact that the parade began with a prayer. And the chaplain of the UOC-KP conducted this prayer!
Practically it turns out that all the APU prayed to the ROC KP! Regardless of their own religion. Here's how to alter the soul! And, it is possible that non-believers will fall into the zone of the SSO and there, too, will be Kiev-Russian Orthodox.
And take a closer look. What is the "Glory to Ukraine! Glory to the Heroes!" Especially if you watch the parade further.
You look at military equipment and weapons and you understand that only heroes must serve in the APU. Others will not stop any enemy.
By the way, none of you have heard of the stalled tank or about the “Buk” that drove into the wall of a business center? I am sure that there are none. And about the fact that the driver "threw off" the trailer historical T-34 when loading after the parade in Kursk? No? It's me that you should not be like women. "Tell me the truth or I’ll think of everything myself and it will be worse for you" ...
We continue to transfer the population to plantain treatment! Again banned more 60 drugs. Moreover, most of it is produced in Russia. Do you think drugs do not meet any international or Ukrainian medical standards? Nonsense! They are imported in violation of the laws of Ukraine!
It is necessary to go to the State Service for Drugs and Drug Control with a proposal to supplement the list of "drugs from everything at once" with another drug. Why? It has a pleasant smell of bitter almonds. Nobody complained about the taste either. And the success of treatment is 100 percent. There is not a single patient who would have written a complaint!
Guess? That's right, cyanide potassium!
Only now it seems to me that it is already being used. At least the State Statistics Service issued such results for the 1 semester 2018 of the year. Our population has decreased by 122,5 thousands of people. On 100 dead, only 55 live births ...
Strange yes? And nothing strange. This data is difficult to hide, but the total number of Ukrainian citizens can be drawn by anyone. The last "painting" - 42 million 263,9 thousands of people! True, the Hydrant himself is already afraid of this figure. Rumor has it that in December next year Ukraine is planning to conduct a trial census.
Understand why a trial? You can always call the numbers approximate or incorrect. But you have to have a more or less truthful picture. Immediately I remembered the conversation with my wife and neighbor.
- Kolya, let's move! Well, I can not live like this anymore!
- Come on. Who?
- Fool, not anyone, but where.
Then he laughed, but now he thought. Maybe the neighbor is right ...
But, be that as it may, 1 is coming September! More than 448 thousand first-graders will go "for the first time to first grade." By the way, this is on 40 000 more than last year. And the vast majority will go to urban schools. In the rural will learn the entire 145 024 person.
On this good news about first graders end. “It is planned that instead of the scorecards, emoticons, clouds and suns, students will receive certificates of achievement. It is assumed that the document should give the child and parents a detailed idea of the achievements during the school year.”
“The certificate will separately assess the so-called social and workers' competencies (for example, whether the child was active in the classroom, showed independence, was interested). And in the second part of competence, they are evaluated substantively. A four-level system is proposed for assessment: "demonstrates notable progress", "achieves the result with the help of the teacher", "requires considerable attention and help".
I remembered the nursery rhyme. "Our Tanya is crying loudly" ... Silly. There is still an adult life ahead. With tariffs for a communal flat, with a husband called to the Armed Forces of Ukraine, with a son in a balaclava muzzle, a mortgage, a distant pension and elections ... You will cry more. And the kids feel sorry. The cleverest? You're not interested? Get a negative piece of paper. We must learn to listen to the teacher stupidly and believe everything he says!
We finish the game. How to finish badly.
Have you ever thought about how you can quickly correct the shortcomings of your upbringing? About the division of the eight in half already wrote. But for example, your ... racism? Think you are not racist? Did you have blacks in your family? That's the same thing.
I joked so harshly so that you understand how quickly you can change self-esteem and even the thoughts of a person. All that we are proud of, in the sense of the ability to think, to have our own opinion and so on, is easily adjusted to modern requirements. State requirements.
Look, another gay parade took place in Odessa.
According to our tradition, the "March of Equality". Passed quietly. True, before the beginning two men tried to tell gays that they were these ... well, you understood. The police quickly sent them to the Primorsky regional department and that's it.
About a hundred activists of love, on the contrary, under the protection of eight hundred police officers, calmly walked from the Vorontsov Palace to the Odessa City Council. Passersby watched with interest, even praised the activists. But there were those who shouted against! About 30 people, according to police. Notice that the numbers are known only by the opponents of the march?
And in the future? In the future, this march will turn into another "folk festivals" in which perfectly normal people will take part. It's funny, but this is exactly what is happening in Europe today. Here you have the cultivation of tolerance.
Do you know the difference between Soviet and European education? Remember the old story about how the USSR was taught to swim? Father carried on his shoulders to a deep place and left to flounder. So most of us learned to swim. But in Europe it’s not so. No, the beginning is the same. And here is a sequel. The kid swam up. He came home and wrote a report to the police on his dad. So he learned to write ...
Also, in a European way, we did it with the Crimea. For a long time we inspired everyone with the thought that there is no life on the peninsula. Those who have learned to live without water are eaten by wild beasts in dark, lightless nights. And the most tenacious sit in Russian casemates.
All anything. Only money ... The law of the market. There is a demand - there will always be an offer. Ukrainians are going to rest in Crimea. More and more. Like them there. And the state stopped all transportation. Here are private traders and frolic. Particularly insulting to the Crimean Tatars, who are now Kherson. Here, for example, the first deputy representative of Ukraine in the Crimea, Izet Gdanov:
"Our citizens in Crimea pay attention to the lack of a legal passenger connection with checkpoints for entry and exit, which are open. I want to remind you, there are three of them: Kalanchak, Chongar, Chaplink. Until now, people have no documents there, still does not decide question of legal communication. "
I here through our own channels found out our approximate figures from yours. Approximately 6,5 million came to the Crimea before. Today, almost 5 million. And this is without trains and aircraft. Such money by the pocket is hard to miss. So we have to admit that there is a Crimea. And it became better there. And there is a bridge. And the resorts are working.
The second economic news will amaze even. Due to the fact that your Nord Stream-2 is profitable for us, European countries must modernize our gas transportation system and force Russia to transport gas through our territory! We kindly agree to upgrade. And we, in response, will carry out the reform!
No, from the experience of family life, I learned a long time ago that it is only possible to make a woman change her mind. We must categorically, foaming at the mouth, agree with her. But the same algorithm of actions at the government level ... Let's see how the Western governments and the Kremlin will get out now.
It is time to tell you where I got the Pravosek quotes at the beginning of the article. I repent, I changed one word in quotations. Ukrainian to Russian! And these quotes are taken from the comments on my notes on HE (Direct source). So where do we have pravoseki nest?
And as compensation for the "kick" I will give you other quotes.
"Ukrainians are a cowardly, ungrateful, aching nation, got unexpected freedom and sighing for the carefree and moderately well-fed days of slavery ... They, of course, can hardly be called a great nation."
"... Millions of Ukrainians were systematically destroyed almost without resistance, the inheritance was looted by relatively small, well-organized groups of enslavers. At the same time, the Ukrainian population capable of actively resisting usually exceeded the enemy hundreds of times. That is, one thousand enemies destroyed one hundred thousand Ukrainians, ten thousand destroyed one million ... "
"... dying in cattle and in silence."
I used to surprise you. Now, I am sure, I am shocking many. Are you interested in the author of these lines? Anti-Ukrainian? Despising everything in (and in) Ukraine?
This is nothing more and nothing less than the 11 secretary of the National Security and Defense Council of Ukraine, 11 chairman of the Verkhovna Rada of Ukraine, Acting President of Ukraine, deacon of the Word of Life Baptist Church, Doctor of Economics, Professor Alexander Aleksandrovich Turchinov.
This is written in the article "Autodaf", published in "Evening Vesti" No. 141 from 19-25 September 2003.
Thoughtfully draw conclusions, okay?
On this positive note, let me leave. The end of summer always means a full bottom and a rich table. If you will not be lazy. And I love the table. What you want. You eat well, it means that you are healthy, with a strong psyche and powerful fists. And a great family happiness to all. Tarakanchikov to school to collect again.
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