Notes of the Colorado Cockroach. Not that it is a shame to the power ...
Greetings to you, my dear readers. I looked at the calendar and was surprised. And summer is heading for the finale ... So, unnoticed, in the hassle and worries, life passes. Although I recently met a classmate, he surprised me. I was surprised by my approach to this very life.
To my usual question about what he was doing, he proudly answered: "Landscape operator"! Imagine a Losers who could not assimilate the elementary things from the school curriculum, and suddenly he sits at the computer and draws parks, alpine slides and other modern artificial beauty ...
My second question about the computer took him by surprise. "What computer? I work on a bulldozer!" This is the attitude to life! This is the approach. Purely our way, in Ukrainian. Or maybe in Russian. I do not know. It is beautiful to call the usual work of a tractor driver landscape design and raise your own importance in your own eyes ...
Our government and even local leadership do the same. In accordance with the difference between the designer and the operator. Over in Dnipro, in the sense of Dnipropetrovsk, they took and raised the flag of Ukraine on the 72-meter flagpole. Record high flagpole! Opposite the Historical Museum. For almost a month, they installed ... But the "landscape designer" and Yaroslav Golik, an adviser to DniproAOGA, concurrently said:
“Agree that a huge flag fluttering in the wind at such a height is right and beautiful. No matter how difficult it is to implement such a project, we will do it.”
And yet, from the same series, we celebrated the Air Force Day of the APU 5 August. Celebrated on a grand scale. Personally, the chief of the General Staff of the Armed Forces of Ukraine proudly stated that our Air Force "confidently performs the tasks of deterring Russian aggression." I wonder if your pilots know this? Donchan definitely not. I clarified.
At first, I thought that our victor Muzhenko had a bit of a crush, but here, too, the Hydrant pushed us on the same occasion. So it is not nonsense. So true! The hydrant cannot lie:
“The high skill, courage and heroism of the Air Force soldiers confirm during the confrontation of the Russian aggression in the east of Ukraine, carrying out combat missions, support and cover our air units from the air.”
And some irresponsible citizens of Ukraine continue to reiterate that this is a holiday of non-existent troops. The third in debility after Independence Day and the day of the Navy. I here, through my own channels, found out that the pilots are flying! Seriously fly. 3 hours per year! And once ... M-yes ...
But do not pity us. We build airplanes! In a sense, we repair. This year, the pilots will get as many 30 machines! And the planes will be the same modern as in Russia! MiG-29, Su-27, Su-25! The commander of the Air Force, Colonel-General Sergei Drozdov, promised.
"This year, from the enterprises of the concern Ukroboronprom, after repair and modernization, we plan to get up to 30 aircraft - MiG-29 and Su-27 fighters, attack aircraft Su-25."
"We understand that our equipment is not new, but I am sure that thanks to modernization we can effectively use it for a long time."
I just remember the Croatian mat. When we returned to them the aircraft repaired in Ukraine. And that swear? They painted the planes well. And the numbers on the old parts interrupted. Picky these Croats ... We are not like that. Our aces will be able to fly on everything.
Something today, I started a note with an army theme. Perhaps the "culture shock" is still valid.
So, soon (soon - this is a great Square word spell), the Ukrainian Armed Forces will receive Ukrainian projectiles for ... Hyacinth guns! At the plant named Artem launched a new site for the production of these shells. Personally, the Hydrant attended!
"Today we are ready to put production of the most scarce ammunition on the serial stream in the near future."
"The newest machines ... have arrived, I will not say which countries they came from, because there are confidentiality conditions there, but I can say that many countries in the world today supply unique equipment on which employees of the defense industry of Ukraine work."
Interestingly, as I recall, the plant named after Artyom was engaged in the production of ATGMs and air-to-air missiles and other weapons for the MiG-29, Su-27 and Su-30. And suddenly the shells. Although, according to Turchinov, we have somewhere increased the production of missiles three times. Maybe at the bakery of some kind. Not interested.
Only now, given the experience of the production of mortars "Hammer", these same 40-year-old "Hyacinths", with worn-out trunks ... The "Molotov" officially 7 soldier lives in the account. And what is the calculation of "Hyacinth"? Now I think about the bomb. God forbid our conceive it to produce. Kirdyk then Ukraine. Suicide is exactly the whole country.
Okay. Enough about the army. Let's go about life. Moreover, the prediction of one of my friends from among the readers came true. I made a mistake and now I'm waiting for our James Bond to get it.
And it was like that. Invited me to a birthday friend. Of the artists comrade. And not just artists, but a dancer! I call him between us, ballerun, offended. True, he is more and more on folk dances, but it does not matter.
I bought it on the collapse, when I was shooting a book about the ballet for the last part of Notes, I immediately packed it in a beautiful wrapper and went to visit. The book is the best gift! And bought on the market - twice, for cheaper! Imagine my amazement when a friend-dancer, seeing a book, rounded his eyes and ran to hide the book in another room. “Well, you give, old man! Why was it so risky? Appreciate! ”
Now I have a stupor. What did I risk by buying the book “My Ballet” by Ilze Liepa? Maybe the fact that published in Russia? So about the ballet! I had to take my friend to the corner and ask around about the essence of my feat. So, you commit heroic deeds and you do not know what a hero is.
In short, this same ballerina told about her own fate in ballet. About their victories and defeats, about partners, about world-class performances. And, oh, horror, she danced with a separatist! Imagine, Swan Lake is dancing and leading anti-Ukrainian propaganda on the stage of the Bolshoi Theater!
Hopping - “Poroshenko ruined the country”, hopping - “Rada consists of traitors to the interests of the Ukrainian people,” turns on its foot - “Ukraine has lost its own independence and has become the litter of the United States.”
And next to this, the enemy of Ukrainian independence, Nikolai Tsiskaridze! Endorses He signed the letter in 2014! In support of President Putin and the annexation of the Crimea! He is also a member of the Presidential Council for Culture and the Arts.
In short, the book in the oven, as the promotion of anti-Ukrainian. So our State Committee on Television and Radio Broadcasting decided! And Ilze is on the separatist list. Together with Tsiskaridze! I remembered an episode from "Shirley Myrli" about the play at the Bolshoi ... It turns out that this is the case in Russia. We somehow will not lie.
In general, I come back on the bus in thought.
But there is news really scary. They are little written and talked about. Many have not even heard of such news. The government by all means gags the media. Although, according to my observations, today it has become a state policy.
Quietly, without much public relations, the SBU and the prosecutor’s office are returning to the long-closed cases of the political opponents of the Hydrant. Again criminal proceedings are being initiated against journalists, opposition politicians, simply oppositionists. Again in the network were excited employees Minstets. But more about that later.
Today, about the danger that no one is surprised. A couple of years ago, they spoke about her as something ridiculous and impossible in principle. Not so much people stunned. “There has never been such a thing and here again,” as the late Chernomyrdin said.
"According to the information obtained by the SNRCU, in the beginning of August 2018, on the outskirts of Khmelnitsky, a UKT-D11 transport container was found. Inside this container was another transport container of the KZ type, the biological protection of which was made of depleted uranium. an hour on the surface and the 16,8 microsievert per hour at a distance of 0,7 m. "
The container was transferred for temporary storage at the Khmelnitsky nuclear power plant. Later he will be transported to the Kiev State Interregional Special Combine. But most importantly, whose container no one knows! Imagine? On an ordinary road, in an ordinary Ukrainian city, lies an ordinary radioactive container. Grandma Ksana lost. Old already ...
True, no radioactive contamination of the object’s surface and the environment was detected, the State Inspectorate for Nuclear Regulation said. And for some reason, I again recall conversations from Donetsk. Remember, after numerous boilers, where the APU lost a lot of equipment? On the stupefied dosimeters tanks and armored vehicles. We continue?
By the way, the container will soon be transported to us in Kiev. Closer, so to speak, to the Ukrainian-speaking mutants ...
You can still tell a lot. However, I read your comments and came to the conclusion that, apart from world problems, besides the stupidity and stupidity of ours, and yours, too, I'm sorry, leaders, you are just interested in life. Prices for food, leisure, work, parenting and so on.
The result of the reflection was that we, later on, will explain why we decided to launch just such a chip. I am talking about us, and the authors are Russians about Russia. Some comparison of how we live now. And it will be interesting for you, every reader from any country, to compare your own city and our cities.
Honestly, I sometimes feel uncomfortable for some authors who bury Ukraine. We will not die. Die all these Poroshenko, Turchinov, Chop and others. People will survive. People will be people again. You did not die in 90. And we are worse? The root is one.
It was here that I was recently shown from the editorial office another work of ours — our-your-Alexander Rogers. Our - because he was born in Vinnitsa and lived until recently in Ukraine. Yours - because now he lives with you and from time to time promises Karachun to all Ukraine.
Maybe something new is happening now, but the truth is, well, what are you and where are you from us, and we are from you? Yes, all this, I'm sorry, the same two eggs. Egg - it is in ostrich and eggs, whatever one may say. Twisted everything so that hell untangle.
Proof of? Yes, here you are!
Two Ukrainian lad, who together became winners at the European Championships in diving. In Berlin, in 2014 year. Maxim Dolgov (right) and Alexander Bondar.
And 12 August 2018, a citizen of Russia Alexander Bondar became the champion of Europe. Speaking, of course, for the Russian national team. And our Maxim became only the fourth ...
I hope everyone understood where I'm going?
Okay, let's go further. To the market. By the way, for countrymen, I really wander in many places. And I take off not only the facade, on and, sorry, ass our reality. Somehow I will arrange a tour of my Kiev ... We each have our own Kiev, its own Ukraine. And together it is ours ...
And you have with Russia as well. Not? Well, here is the beginning of my (almost) photo essay.
Where do you think this is? Vinnitsa? Kiev? Odessa? Where the rapidly impoverished Ukrainians suffered on the sale all unnecessary?
But they did not guess. This is Russia. This is what the former “bird market” in one of the Russian regional centers looks like. As I was told, a residential complex is being built on the site of the market, and the people now huddle on the side of the ring road.
So the question is that there are so many people in such conditions. And the question is absolutely equally applicable both to Ukraine, and (as it turns out) to Russia.
So our foolishness and disrespect for our own citizens, and your foolishness and everything else - I'm sorry, they are poured from one barrel.
It is clear that you are richer and cooler, soon your fleet will plow the oceans, aircraft carriers, cruisers, and destroyers with frigates will be built. And we will envy the rusting machines of Nikolaev and Mariupol. But it seems to me that the truth is in the middle. In a sense, the machines will rust, yes. But you can't build aircraft carriers with cruisers without us.
And to build - we need to survive. And do not spread out over Korea and Poland to our shipbuilders. Or not die out as a class of dinosaurs. But on the "do not die out" we are working. Honestly, the harvest this year was slightly sun and the rain was slightly flooded. But - as always, judge for yourself that how much do we have to eat in terms of.
And this is your super frame from your personal collection. I have collected a lot of such Europisms, there will be nothing to do - I will arrange an exhibition.
This is such a Ukrainian Rorschach test. On the uptake.
And here's a new face of Ukrainian politics. Women / girls with a scythe is no more! Now there will be a teacher who will train everyone in the mind-mind ... And if it doesn't work out, she will call a woman with a scythe!
That's all for today. I'm going to shave. Tarakanushka began to call me a forester. He says, the older you get, the more you can see where you have the north side. He thinks, I do not understand that the bristles should be shaved more often ...
So I will bring myself into the shape of God, I knock on the side bar too!
And you have the same funny problems in the family. Rich table. Heaps of friends and relatives. And most importantly, optimism! Will live!
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